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  • Опубликовано: 9 сен 2024
  • This isn’t just any Terminator knockoff, it’s far weirder than that. Taking on the vaguely cyborg, not-vaguely hairless menace is Don “The Dragon” Wilson!
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Комментарии • 499

  • @jonathanwashington6083
    @jonathanwashington6083 2 года назад +125

    Yeah, no one's ever going to accuse him of being Don "The Actor" Wilson anytime soon.

    • @colinr0380
      @colinr0380 Год назад +9

      "Push that Whopper button! Woooo!"

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk Год назад +4

      Haha you know rifftrax must have RLM fans, they've done quite a few super obscure movies recently that were on best of the worst that some fans must have recommended they do
      There's just so much glorious overlap like suburban sasquatch
      Now they just need to do Neil Breen

    • @jonathanwashington6083
      @jonathanwashington6083 Год назад +2

      @@KaladinVegapunk Wasn't this one of the movies that the RLM guys (the folks who *gleefully* watch Suburban Sasquatch) found to boring to fully watch?

    • @ZERO_O7X
      @ZERO_O7X Год назад +5

      Don "The Dragon" Wilson...aka Faux Diamond Phillips. 😂

    • @holdingpattern245
      @holdingpattern245 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@jonathanwashington6083 "she is ACTING!"

  • @MykeLewisMusic
    @MykeLewisMusic 2 года назад +31

    "Non-refundable bazooka" might be my new favourite phrase.

    • @ferdonandebull
      @ferdonandebull 2 года назад +1

      Well really all bazookas are non-refundable .. sadly I have two…

  • @Blueskybuffalo
    @Blueskybuffalo Год назад +9

    ROTOR vs Cyber Tracker! The ultimate cinematic showdown.

  • @SlamminWolfgang
    @SlamminWolfgang 2 года назад +78

    I am utterly obsessed with the robotic cop having to read about his target on a screen in the armory, instead of...say, having the information uploaded directly to his brain, perhaps during some elaborate startup sequence where there's already text on a computer screen

  • @forlornhope3290
    @forlornhope3290 2 года назад +34

    I'm glad I'm not the only one who watches Firefly in their underwear while drinking.

    • @Liquidglitch
      @Liquidglitch Год назад +4

      Not by a longshot. It's a part of the mourning process

    • @GBart
      @GBart Месяц назад

      This is the preferred way to see the show

  • @johngulyas695
    @johngulyas695 2 года назад +27

    An Animaniacs reference and we’re not even 2 minutes in! This is gonna be good!!!

    • @johngulyas695
      @johngulyas695 2 года назад +2

      Oberlin pronoun warning! 😂
      I was right!

    • @winstonmarlowe5254
      @winstonmarlowe5254 Год назад

      @@johngulyas695 haha and what if he identifies as an attack helicopter LOLOL

  • @gspendlove
    @gspendlove Год назад +43

    In case you don't know, Lisa Popeil, who co-wrote the score, is the daughter of the late Ron Popeil, the guy who made infomercials about his Showtime Rotisserie and other products sold by Ronco, which was founded by _his_ father. Lisa sang backup vocals for "Weird Al" Yankovic on his song "Mr. Popeil."

    • @himwhoisnottobenamed5427
      @himwhoisnottobenamed5427 Год назад +8

      He also invented the technology that allows heads to be preserved in jars.

    • @gspendlove
      @gspendlove Год назад +8

      @@himwhoisnottobenamed5427 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 It's interesting, I've never watched Futurama, but I immediately understood the reference. That's how ingrained the show is in pop culture. Good one!

    • @adrianlee3497
      @adrianlee3497 Год назад +9

      @@gspendlove Popeil"s Pocket Fisherman; A "compact fishing rod" that you could actually stick in your back pocket. Yep that existed.

    • @dougjb7848
      @dougjb7848 Год назад +2

      Set it …

    • @ZERO_O7X
      @ZERO_O7X 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@adrianlee3497 I still have mine! 😂

  • @eddieprice6098
    @eddieprice6098 2 года назад +59

    met Don the dragon at a convention a few years ago. he was really nice and we talked conspiracy theories for two hours

    • @karnerblue7658
      @karnerblue7658 2 года назад +6

      Sounds pretty cool, actually.

    • @pawned79
      @pawned79 2 года назад +7

      What was the most off-the-wall theory Don wanted to talk about?

    • @toomanyaccounts
      @toomanyaccounts 2 года назад +9

      is talk of conspiracy your way of saying he was rejecting your advances?

    • @eddieprice6098
      @eddieprice6098 2 года назад +6

      @@toomanyaccounts somebody trying to be funny....fail

    • @eddieprice6098
      @eddieprice6098 2 года назад +2

      @@pawned79 prolly 911

  • @KoiControl
    @KoiControl 2 года назад +22

    thank you for the freebie Riff "The Dragon" Trax guys!!!!

  • @abborne1
    @abborne1 Год назад +35

    "After all, this movie is called Petty Internal Security Squabbles" -- just worked out the bonus joke, nicely done.

    • @fightingleaf
      @fightingleaf 7 месяцев назад +1

      Darn it! It took me an entire year to figure it out myself! Good eye there.

    • @Mr_Top_Hat_Jones
      @Mr_Top_Hat_Jones 4 месяца назад

      I’ve probably seen this Rifftrax 30 times (with subtitles on) and I never caught it. 😂

  • @kishw0nky
    @kishw0nky 2 года назад +19

    "Computers killed my brother" 🤣🤣

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives Год назад +10

    I'm getting so many Future War vibes. Just needed more nuns and dinosaurs

  • @kennyboy6325
    @kennyboy6325 2 года назад +23

    Love how the scanning options on that robot included GORT and T-1000. Got a good chuckle out of that.

    • @illustriousrocket4476
      @illustriousrocket4476 9 месяцев назад +5

      CSM101, too. Cyberdyne Systems Model 101.
      At least it's amusingly self-aware.

    • @citrouilletoulouse5972
      @citrouilletoulouse5972 Месяц назад +1

      Damn. I totally missed those. Then again I was watching on a tiny phone screen with mediocre resolution. Klaatu Barada Nikto.

    • @GBart
      @GBart Месяц назад

      You missed the George Lucas one...

  • @zweit9
    @zweit9 2 года назад +199

    ending your action movie with an Ayn Rand quote is like leaving an upper-decker in a friend's toilet

    • @ThreeBeingOne
      @ThreeBeingOne 2 года назад +17

      So good this comment

    • @jean-lucpicard5510
      @jean-lucpicard5510 2 года назад +10

      A what?

    • @phoenixlich
      @phoenixlich 2 года назад +35

      @@jean-lucpicard5510 Sorry, Captain, it's crude humor prank. Nothing a sophisticated French Starfleet Officer would know. Basically it's pissing (or whatever) in the tank instead of the bowl so that when you flush the toilet fills with already soiled water.

    • @jean-lucpicard5510
      @jean-lucpicard5510 Год назад +12

      @@phoenixlich Understood, gonna try that sometime.

    • @jean-lucpicard5510
      @jean-lucpicard5510 Год назад +7

      @@phoenixlich it's called a cistern.

  • @ZERO_O7X
    @ZERO_O7X 2 года назад +12

    @11:06 I can't believe they made a John Mellencamp "Sucking on a chili-dog" reference. 😂

  • @torgman
    @torgman Год назад +9

    I'm glad that they clarified that it's Don "The Dragon" Wilson. I was expecting Jack Benny's announcer.

  • @jeffreygreek6006
    @jeffreygreek6006 8 месяцев назад +4

    I absolutely love that the only thing that DOESN'T violently explode in this movie is the bazooka round fired at the second Cyber Tracker.

  • @TheTaelus
    @TheTaelus Год назад +8

    Gonna say, I’ve rewatched this like 10 times along with other rifftrax full vids. I’ll even listen only while at work. Don’t know what it is, but this gem just slaps.

  • @Eisenwulf666
    @Eisenwulf666 2 года назад +27

    I was going to comment on how the plot of this movie has a lot of discrepancies, then i remembered this is "Cyber Tracker" starring Don "The Dragon" Wilson, and it all made perfect sense. Thank you for the riff guys, you seriously awesome

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 2 года назад +5

      This movie is just a massive ripoff mess
      I remember 3-4 years ago this was on the best of the worst episode with vindicator & robot Jox, and they got so bored they skipped it haha
      Rifffrax can save any movie though

    • @ZERO_O7X
      @ZERO_O7X 2 года назад +2

      Needs 100% more Leo Fong.

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 2 года назад +1

      @@KaladinVegapunk I knew the name Cyber Tracker sounded like something RLM had done, but the movie did not seem familiar at all.

    • @caucasoidape8838
      @caucasoidape8838 2 года назад +2

      Don charged ki into his fist so that he could reach inside the robot, and explode him. He also charged ki into his gun. This is a power all Asian martial artists have, but only use it when they need to.

    • @Pocketrocket-pj1us
      @Pocketrocket-pj1us Год назад +2

      ​@@KaladinVegapunk I love RLM but sometimes they dismiss content too quickly. With all the free shit they get from fans, I guess I can't blame them ;) There's only so much crap one can watch before you turn to excessive drinking. I'm not thinking of any guy named Mike specifically. It's just a generalisation about guys named Mike.
      Cheers from Canada

  • @XenoKay88
    @XenoKay88 2 года назад +86

    Thank you RiffTrax! Some days, like today, you help me get through

    • @karnerblue7658
      @karnerblue7658 2 года назад +5

      I second that! 🙂

    • @docbadwrench-cdmg
      @docbadwrench-cdmg 2 года назад +6

      I call those week days.

    • @hangoutwithme346
      @hangoutwithme346 Год назад +5

      Laughing at the ridiculous really is medicine ❤ It got me through the pandemic.

    • @Pocketrocket-pj1us
      @Pocketrocket-pj1us Год назад +7

      It makes me wonder how many people are still around, thanks to Joel, the Bots and the Rifftrax crew. You guys are life saviors, and I mean that 100% :)
      Cheers and luv from Canada

    • @Ryan-by8vj
      @Ryan-by8vj Год назад +4

      @@Pocketrocket-pj1us in my darkest times when I had no one I could always turn on mst3k or rifftrax they got me threw some real bad times

  • @TheEmbessyNetwork
    @TheEmbessyNetwork 2 года назад +20

    I wonder what's Golden Corral's NEW slogan is going to be now!!

  • @johngulyas695
    @johngulyas695 2 года назад +7

    27:18 A Chappaquiddick reference! My God! This is the BEST!!!

  • @tf2redpie
    @tf2redpie Год назад +5

    1:24:24 the collective “wait what!?” Is priceless

  • @random22026
    @random22026 2 года назад +26

    You have to give the production company credit, though: they included the Honey Wagon supplier in the end credit crawl. 👏👏👏👏👏Nicely done, and appropriate, too. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 года назад +87

    To much tracking, not enough cyber.
    Two stars.

    • @cujoedaman
      @cujoedaman 2 года назад +5

      Oh, I dunno, I think there was more tracking than we wanted when the VHS this was copied from glitched out a few times

    • @ian_b
      @ian_b 2 года назад +9

      Most modern movies have too much cyber and not enough tracking. I for one was glad to see the balance redressed.
      Five stars.

    • @joshuablack8221
      @joshuablack8221 2 года назад +4

      *too

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle 2 года назад +3

      I definitely thought somebody was gonna hack the planet.

    • @paxhumana2015
      @paxhumana2015 Год назад

      @New Message, is that the story of your life? Maybe if you did not try to stalk women, then you would actually have one in your life? Nothing says "creeper" and "stalker" like a person that has "Every Breath that you Take" as their ringtone, and such is the case with yourself. Sure, it may work if you are in a spy agency like the FBI, CIA, NSA, or one of those other alphabet soup government spy agencies, but it also destroys any chance at a love life off the clock.

  • @ajh6354
    @ajh6354 2 года назад +15

    In 1998, I told a girl about MST 3K which I had just found that year. She said it was great but she liked the previous host better. I said whaaaa? There is more? So I admit that can be late to catch on to stuff. I had never heard of Rifftrax until it popped up on my youtube feed a couple weeks ago. I am loving it. This was my favorite MST 3K crew. Took me a couple shows to stop focusing on the robots not being there.

    • @pawned79
      @pawned79 2 года назад +6

      In my mind’s eye, I still see Tom and Crow whenever Kevin and Bill are talking. I’ve noticed over the years that they address Mike by name much more often than either of them are addressed by name, and I think that helps solidify the fantasy that Kevin and Bill are actually just plastic puppets.

    • @ajh6354
      @ajh6354 2 года назад +4

      @@pawned79 I am getting better at blurring the line between the shows. Happy to have found Rifftrax. Excellent humor regardless of the visuals. The in between the film skits were priceless though.

    • @karnerblue7658
      @karnerblue7658 2 года назад +4

      I was binging on “A Bad Lip Reading” one night and noticed “RiffTrax” kept popping up in my sidebar. Out of curiosity, I finally clicked on one of their “Twilight” videos. I was laughing immediately. That was about 8 years ago and I haven’t been able to live without them since. I call them my “Laughter Angels”, because they’ve gotten me through so many bad times over the years.☺️

    • @Pocketrocket-pj1us
      @Pocketrocket-pj1us Год назад +1

      You are a lucky, lucky man! Coming from someone who's seen around 500 rifftrax films, I wish I could go back and see them again for the first time :(
      Check out their main webside and susscribe to the monthly, friends membership. It's the best way to get a ton of content and a reduction off of any specific film you order.
      Cheers from Canada

    • @ajh6354
      @ajh6354 Год назад

      @@Pocketrocket-pj1us Thank you. Great advice.

  • @miserablepixels2876
    @miserablepixels2876 2 года назад +7

    I just want to say.. I love you RiffTrax. You are a precious haven in the irradiated wasteland that is the internet.

  • @KidMetairie
    @KidMetairie 2 года назад +15

    Excellent foley work. Each step is in tap shoes.

  • @zoeyrochellezhombie829
    @zoeyrochellezhombie829 2 года назад +13

    Petty Internal Security Squabbles
    P.I.S.S

  • @astroguster5522
    @astroguster5522 2 года назад +8

    All I think of is just *BLUE* whenever I think of this movie

    • @theboombody
      @theboombody 2 года назад +5

      Just like with Giant Gila Monster you think of guys putting their knee up on something.

    • @RRVCrinale
      @RRVCrinale 11 месяцев назад

      It's good to know it wasn't a recent epicemic, at least...

  • @phoenixlich
    @phoenixlich 2 года назад +5

    One of the funniest trax i've heard in a while. Every joke lands.

  • @Oppeldeldoc1
    @Oppeldeldoc1 2 года назад +79

    You know you're an MST3K fan and a Roger Corman fan when the name Abby Dalton immediately takes you to VIKING WOMEN AND THE SEA SERPENT sooner than anything else with her. In fact, it was nearly my first MST3K episode.

    • @marcherwitch9811
      @marcherwitch9811 2 года назад +4

      that is one of my favourites!

    • @ramseydoon8277
      @ramseydoon8277 2 года назад +8

      I wish someone would take *ME* to viking women.

    • @teedup8995
      @teedup8995 2 года назад +2

      The name seemed familiar, but I couldn't remember where from.

    • @jonathanwashington6083
      @jonathanwashington6083 2 года назад +6

      If you're a soap fan, you'd know that name from her turn in 80's sudser, Falcon Crest. If your a trivia fan, you'd know her as Lorenzo Lamas former mother-in-law.

    • @USPatr
      @USPatr 2 года назад +1

      Does anyone have a video of Rifftrax "Borrowed Power" they could share.... Thanks

  • @daydreambeliever3127
    @daydreambeliever3127 Год назад +12

    I love how the trackers can kill just about anyone with one shot, but when it comes to the hero, they suddenly turn into Helen Keller.

    • @nunyanunya4147
      @nunyanunya4147 Год назад +2

      have you ever seen ~A~ movie before?

    • @srbrant5391
      @srbrant5391 10 месяцев назад

      @@nunyanunya4147 I read that in Bill Corbett's voice.

    • @pariator9026
      @pariator9026 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@srbrant5391I misread your comment and then reread their comment in Bill Clinton's voice. Superior.

  • @ThreeToesofFury
    @ThreeToesofFury 2 года назад +33

    THANK YOU RIFFTRAX for this awesome channel and for uploading full movies. Super cool of you!

  • @maxtew6521
    @maxtew6521 Год назад +4

    "You can't shoot me, you're breaking federal code!"
    "Not to mention my heart, bro!"
    loling

  • @adrianlee3497
    @adrianlee3497 2 года назад +11

    You know life's a little ironic when the title of an 80's cheesey movie ends up as an app on your IPhone.

    • @magnuskallas
      @magnuskallas Месяц назад

      But, then you realise Blade Runner 2049 is a ripoff. I mean, a virtual girlfriend drama?

  • @bazzer124
    @bazzer124 2 года назад +37

    I lost count of "wrongly accused cop out to prove himself innocent" cliches at about 62. Cheers....

    • @cujoedaman
      @cujoedaman 2 года назад +5

      Denzel Washington makes up about 50% of that list

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives Год назад +2

      This movie is made out of 100% recycled material and blue.

  • @evobe
    @evobe Год назад +7

    I really love seeing newer rifftrax viewers, these guys have been a part of my life since I was a youngling. Still enjoy watching!

  • @jamarehire2011
    @jamarehire2011 2 года назад +5

    @1:33...beer, whiskey, crack, heroine? So what, the old lady in the trailer park behind our local Wal Mart does too.

  • @l.a.gothro3999
    @l.a.gothro3999 2 года назад +4

    "Dry Clean Only" is a sham foisted upon us by the dry-cleaning and fashion industries!

  • @Steve_Marsden
    @Steve_Marsden 2 года назад +10

    Rifftrax videos take me twice the run time to watch because I keep watching clips of the references as well. I wasted 20 minutes on 90s ska clips alone just because of Bill’s throwaway quip at 25:42.

    • @gaywizard2000
      @gaywizard2000 2 года назад

      Look in the 80s for Ska! Start with Message To Rudy!

    • @reginald3874
      @reginald3874 2 года назад

      @@gaywizard2000 Love that one, though that was 1979. Same year The Specials also released "Gangsters", another classic

  • @adamfowler350
    @adamfowler350 Год назад +3

    "Worst tracker since that dominoes pizza app" LOL

  • @typacsk
    @typacsk 2 года назад +4

    OK, the shot of the helicopter reflected in the windows at 6:36 was admittedly pretty good.

    • @typacsk
      @typacsk 2 года назад +1

      1:17:28 "An amat'ur"
      Doot dooo do do do! ♩ ♪ ♫

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives Год назад +5

    Love the free Rifftrax episodes. This one is especially hilarious since the movie fails on every single conceivable level.

  • @Jbot123
    @Jbot123 2 года назад +41

    This one had me confused for a while and a little disappointed because I kept confusing Don "The Dragon" Wilson with Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat.

    • @chrismemphis8062
      @chrismemphis8062 2 года назад +5

      Richard Henry Blood Sr. from Westpoint NY

    • @bobbob465
      @bobbob465 Год назад +3

      Dang it, now I REALLY want to see a flamboyantly evil Ric Flair tracker.
      "You've...been found guilty...of being less... than a man! Woooo!! And tonight....I'm gonna show the world... That if you wanna be a man... You gotta flee The Man... Woooo! And guess what,...*I* am The Man! Wooooooo!

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle Год назад

      @@bobbob465 Isn't that just _Running Man?_

    • @bobbob465
      @bobbob465 Год назад

      @@JamaicanCastle It would be, if any of the Hunters had the charisma of Richard Dawson.
      That would be the remake we all want but don't deserve.

    • @alr3405
      @alr3405 Год назад

      Or cyber Road Warriors. Cyber Hawk and Cyber Animal. We would be doomed... Legion of Doomed.

  • @JamaicanCastle
    @JamaicanCastle 2 года назад +7

    36:22 It's nice of that one specific car to wait to explode until the right person shoots it, instead of going up in flames at the first sign of trouble like all the rest.

  • @Grouncontrol
    @Grouncontrol 2 года назад +39

    I know it’s because I have little experience watching rigftrax, but, everytime I hear bill and Kevin’s voices, I can’t help but picture Crow and Servo

    • @RydarkVoyager
      @RydarkVoyager 2 года назад +11

      It's a reflex. I can sometimes see the shadow outlines of a human and 2 robots against a set of theater seats superimposed. That comforts me no end!

    • @Grouncontrol
      @Grouncontrol 2 года назад +6

      @@RydarkVoyager - what I think really gives that feeling is, it seems more like they really put their own personalities into the characters of crow and Tom!

    • @Pocketrocket-pj1us
      @Pocketrocket-pj1us Год назад +8

      I miss Tom, Crow and the bots. Luckily for me, the Rifftrax line-up is my favorite, with Trace and Bill being about even imho. It sucks that rifftrax can't share the bots with the new show but I don't mind the new line-up either. I know there's some fans that won't go near a Jonah episode but there are some real good ones there too.
      Check out the Gauntlet, binge watch. There are some hilarious riffs/episodes and it's a shame that some people are missing out on some great laughs without even giving them a chance.
      Cheers from Canada

    • @BeetsBeetsBeetsBeets
      @BeetsBeetsBeetsBeets Год назад +2

      Same. And I'm sure just like yourself, I find it kinda nice. But I could see it being distracting, I suppose.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Год назад +1

      I still picture Servo's lil round head poking into whatever face's mouth is in extreme close up! Seems to me that is when he wiggles around the most.

  • @brianketelboeter8522
    @brianketelboeter8522 Год назад +2

    Every bar owned by Don Wilson had a giant electronic dragon

    • @ZERO_O7X
      @ZERO_O7X Год назад

      Don "The Dragon" Wilson...aka Faux Diamond Phillips. 😂

  • @michaeljones9301
    @michaeljones9301 2 года назад +10

    R.O.T.OR.'s Partner. Hell yeah.

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 2 года назад +3

      Haha I'm pretty sure this is one of the few movies they abandoned on Best of the Worst hahaha, and they switched to Robot Jox
      Rotor was a classic mess though

    • @ZERO_O7X
      @ZERO_O7X 2 года назад +4

      @@KaladinVegapunk I've loved Robot Jox since I was a kid and was so happy when they reviewed it. I also can't get the RiffTrax R.O.T.O.R theme song out of my head most days. 😆

  • @Nickel_The_Wise
    @Nickel_The_Wise 2 года назад +8

    More and more, the films that combine martial arts chunkheads and sci-fi plots for Mike, Kevin, and Bill, tend to deliver more HUHS? per second! Of course, I am a cyborg too.

  • @mollymauk76
    @mollymauk76 2 года назад +4

    "First a real time shower scene, and now real time sleeping?"

  • @TerrenceNowicki
    @TerrenceNowicki 2 года назад +2

    Don "The Dragon" Wilson, owner of Iowa's largest wildlife preserve!

  • @shaunmccomish8572
    @shaunmccomish8572 2 года назад +27

    Another film you are always likely to find as part of a bargain bin boxset, alongside such fare as the 'Shadow Chaser' series or 'Circuitry Man'. In other words, good schlocky fun!

    • @jigmeoser
      @jigmeoser 2 года назад

      Alien private eye

    • @cliffcampbell8827
      @cliffcampbell8827 2 года назад +6

      I don't think this would even be found on USA up all night.

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle 2 года назад +1

      @@cliffcampbell8827 Not enough softcore nudity for the USA Network.

    • @cliffcampbell8827
      @cliffcampbell8827 2 года назад

      @@JamaicanCastle good point.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives Год назад

      @@JamaicanCastle Good thing there's nobody in this movie I would want to see naked then

  • @fermel157
    @fermel157 Год назад +1

    Love this kind of budget movie. Went back and looked at The Dragon's fighting reel. Dude is the real deal. Made the Guinness book for most kickboxing championships. Lotta crazy knockout victories.

  • @pollydoom5039
    @pollydoom5039 2 года назад +11

    "Drakonion anti-footsy policey" good one

  • @sleepyhollow783
    @sleepyhollow783 2 года назад +11

    Credit where due... At 4:44. As the Tracker attempts to identify the robot fixture in the club, one of the options open to the Tracker is to ID it as a T1000.
    Nice nod & recognition to the T2 Terminator movie this is blatantly "inspired by".

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 2 года назад +3

      Another of the options was "CSM101," in reference to the T-600's and T-800's combat chassis (the endoskeleton).

  • @BabyFaceAlTu
    @BabyFaceAlTu Год назад +2

    “He’s gonna hear it by Applebees corporate tomorrow” 😅😅

  • @moebetta4224
    @moebetta4224 2 года назад +8

    Omg, his "wife" trying to act is hilarious.

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 2 года назад +6

      You put the quotes around the wrong word, I think you mean his wife trying to "act" was hilarious

    • @moebetta4224
      @moebetta4224 2 года назад +3

      @@skeetsmcgrew3282 you're right

    • @karnerblue7658
      @karnerblue7658 2 года назад +2

      Yeah, that was pretty bad. 😕

    • @typacsk
      @typacsk 2 года назад +2

      Reminded me a little of really early Jennifer Connolly, although she at least grew out of that stage >_>
      Edit: just watched "The Rocketeer" (1991) -- she *really* grew out of it.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives Год назад +2

      Nobody in this movie can act

  • @NickKnave
    @NickKnave 2 года назад +5

    Oh, this is a good reason to not clean my room, thanks RT!

  • @davidwilliams5497
    @davidwilliams5497 2 года назад +4

    I always thought computers would be so much better if we replaced spinning cursors with just a block of text flashing “WAIT”.

  • @joshuablack8221
    @joshuablack8221 2 года назад +5

    “Can I please be strangled by somebody more attractive?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @michaeldownstairs
    @michaeldownstairs Год назад +3

    21:56 Well he’s not going to walk through the door dead

  • @georgewilson7432
    @georgewilson7432 Год назад +2

    This will be the Internet in the year 2000.

  • @OpenBiolabsGuy
    @OpenBiolabsGuy Год назад +6

    Ironically I get the feeling that a justice system run by computers would actually be far less corrupt, more fair, less biased, and more efficient than any justice system run by humans.

    • @redvelvetunderground
      @redvelvetunderground Год назад +5

      humans still have to program and run those computers but ok

    • @graemesmith6721
      @graemesmith6721 Год назад +1

      Congratulations, you've just used the same argument Mussolini's defenders used: He made the trains run on time. More efficient does not equal better. The most efficient society on Earth is an anthill, but I have no desire to live in one.

    • @xDonaldAndersonx
      @xDonaldAndersonx Год назад +1

      @@graemesmith6721 he really only made one train run on time if you look into it. My source is QI but look it up for yourself

    • @typacsk
      @typacsk Год назад

      I'd double check how that kind of thing has been working out in the real world (e.g. facial recognition), if I were you >_>

  • @EvilxSausage
    @EvilxSausage Год назад +3

    What this movie needed was more and larger explosions.

  • @karnerblue7658
    @karnerblue7658 2 года назад +4

    Thanks, guys! 😂 😇😇😇

  • @user-lb9xw4xf2q
    @user-lb9xw4xf2q Год назад +1

    I don't know why their impression of Don "The Dragon" Wilson sounds like Kermit "The Frog" The Frog, but it kills me every time!

  • @rayceeya8659
    @rayceeya8659 2 года назад +10

    the "Cyber Tracker" shoots like a storm trooper. Why does he have scopes on his guns if he isn't using them?

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 2 года назад +4

      They never bothered to debug the code.

    • @rayceeya8659
      @rayceeya8659 2 года назад +3

      @@Chunkboi Needs more beta testers. Awful hard to find them for some reason. :P

    • @toomanyaccounts
      @toomanyaccounts 2 года назад +1

      @@rayceeya8659 I mean from what was shown the protestors had some merit in their objections in how the trackers did a lot of collateral damage

  • @SteelyBud
    @SteelyBud Год назад +3

    I'm pretty sure the lab technician the senator kidnaps and kills is played by Diabolik.

  • @ramseydoon8277
    @ramseydoon8277 Год назад +1

    "..Senator Bob Dilly, with his hit song, Blowy in the Windy" ooooweeee now that's a joke right there!

  • @Pocketrocket-pj1us
    @Pocketrocket-pj1us Год назад +5

    I'm not sure how I missed this one on the main site but I glad that I got to see it on the web-zone ;)
    Perfect movie to riff, with action to spare and just the right amount of dialogue pauses to fit in a ton of hilarious riffs. This one is definitely going in my top 10.
    Cheers from Canada

  • @henrygvidonas9573
    @henrygvidonas9573 2 года назад +4

    Oh look, it's Australian martial artist Richard Norton, who is from Australia. Many people think that he's from Australia, but he's _actually_ an Australian from Australia. Did you know he's Australian? Vegemite, koala, kangaroo, Victoria Bitter!

    • @karnerblue7658
      @karnerblue7658 2 года назад +2

      Is he from Australia or not? I can’t get a straight answer.

  • @scotshabalam2432
    @scotshabalam2432 Год назад +1

    "It's a cross between Terminator and Robocop. I call it Terminator Cop. What do you mean that name's too shitty? What ever just call it Cyber Tracker.".

  • @RobotoSan
    @RobotoSan 2 года назад +10

    Hmmm, judging by the thumbnail, this probably isn't about the company that makes tracking devices for wild animals. _Probably._

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 2 года назад +1

      Comically enough you were actually partially wrong 😂😂😂

  • @Ammeeeeeeer
    @Ammeeeeeeer Год назад +1

    "Computers killed my brother!".........how??? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Ferich11
    @Ferich11 2 года назад +5

    AMADUR

  • @rothloaf1980
    @rothloaf1980 2 года назад +2

    This takes me back. Remember Geo Trackers? They were cyber like this movie .

  • @Meltedcheese567
    @Meltedcheese567 2 года назад +2

    It's my lucky day it's time for rifftraxxxx

  • @versebuchanan512
    @versebuchanan512 2 года назад +6

    First, he tracks. Then, he cybers.

    • @ZERO_O7X
      @ZERO_O7X 2 года назад +6

      I have an old worn out copy of this on VHS I bought when the local rental place went out of business and the tracking is way off. It's just "Scanlines: The Motion Picture" now. 😂

  • @nickdirienzo2849
    @nickdirienzo2849 Год назад +2

    Hey man, Dinty Moore got me through some real hard times! Cooked in the can, over a fire, under a bridge. Or just being a kid from a poor family.

    • @typacsk
      @typacsk Год назад

      Ever leave a can on your car dashboard, to warm it up over the course of a work day?

  • @johnpendarvis7885
    @johnpendarvis7885 Год назад +2

    OMG....the acting.

  • @ENigma-um8zw
    @ENigma-um8zw 2 года назад +2

    Thank you for sharing the love and land Rifftrax!

  • @chupathingy5862
    @chupathingy5862 Год назад +1

    "Animaniacs chat room" well that's a new one

  • @WildFungus
    @WildFungus 2 года назад +4

    yeah do Jeremy Piven next

  • @Froggievilleus
    @Froggievilleus 2 года назад +2

    You can see the string pull the guy back at 1:22:09 - awesome!

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Год назад

      I like how Eric's thrown backwards but flies face first through the wall!

  • @Rexerman89
    @Rexerman89 2 года назад +3

    "Trying to place that "Patrick Swayze"/aussie accent looking guy? Looks familiar?"

    • @fennglordd6365
      @fennglordd6365 Год назад +1

      I've seen him in a couple of Jackie Chan movies: City Hunter and Mr. Nice Guy. He played the main villain. Both good films.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives Год назад

      Richard Norton. He was in a LOT of martial arts movies. Genuinely talented.

    • @Rexerman89
      @Rexerman89 Год назад +1

      @@Tareltonlives "GYMKATA! Him and that Kurt Connors "Pummel Horse" gymnist kid lol! He was the evil leader of that kookie kingdom's guards!"

  • @tyrannostoragerex3637
    @tyrannostoragerex3637 2 года назад +3

    21:21 Beaker "The Dragon" Wilson

  • @gusrubio489
    @gusrubio489 9 месяцев назад

    37:59 [Cyber Tracker voice] "What means 'to love'?" 😂

  • @Mr_Top_Hat_Jones
    @Mr_Top_Hat_Jones 4 месяца назад +1

    23:49 I want that sleep inducer. I’m watching this at 4:00 in the morning… again.

  • @karmacreativesdesign4672
    @karmacreativesdesign4672 2 года назад +3

    I love rifftrax and the mst3k gang. would love to see more full movies released. the worse the movie, the better

  • @Wildcat_93
    @Wildcat_93 2 года назад +3

    It's not every day that you get threatened with a "lead enema"

  • @mikem2849
    @mikem2849 Год назад +2

    This actually feels more like a combo ripoff. They hit Terminator, Robocop, AND Minority Report! Probably a few other things too.

    • @ZERO_O7X
      @ZERO_O7X Год назад +1

      Someone seriously needs to make a Cyber Tracker VS R.O.T.O.R movie. I'd buy that for a dollar. 💵

  • @Jesse__H
    @Jesse__H Год назад +2

    I think this might be the movie "Kick-Puncher" is based on, in the show Community!

  • @caucasoidape8838
    @caucasoidape8838 2 года назад +2

    It's my lucky day indeed.

  • @leannewho664
    @leannewho664 2 года назад +7

    13:31 the rifftrax guys have never sounded more elderly

    • @HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt
      @HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt 2 года назад +2

      Well, considering that their age range is eldest Gen X to youngest boomer, and that blue haired half-wits on t!kkytokkytÅrdia and reddit think of anyone older than 43 to be elderly, that fits.

    • @yeszz2199
      @yeszz2199 Год назад

      yeah we young people outside your social circle can't stand you freaks either, hate to break it to you

    • @HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt
      @HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt Год назад

      @@yeszz2199 Kinda like how I hate to break to *you* that Punky Brewsters whom cannot be bothered to add a period at the end of a sentence, for punctuation, don't really represent much except for a drain on the parents whom pay for their/your smart phone which allowed you to add that comment. Go create something rather than merely enjoy the benefits of what your elders created, Brattimus Maximus, before you pipe up again, or we'll tell your Mum to take away your Nintendo for a week. Now go clean your room and do your homework, Bratticus.

  • @hagerthehorrible1892
    @hagerthehorrible1892 2 года назад +2

    I support when I can, but particularly broke these days, so I thank you for these!

  • @kilgoretrout9725
    @kilgoretrout9725 2 года назад +2

    YYYEEEAAAHHHBBBOOOIII!!!😃

  • @abitofabitofabit4404
    @abitofabitofabit4404 2 года назад +5

    1:26:48 The 1980s had a lot of feature-length Libertarian Party ads for some reason.

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 2 года назад +3

      Look at the way economics is portrayed in the 80s. "Greed is good" is a super libertarian mentality. I always thought it was a social hard right away from the 60s and 70s hippy stuff. Kinda over compensated

    • @matthewsmith2979
      @matthewsmith2979 2 года назад

      I know all those people in the 80's wanting personal freedom, crazy right? I mean give me an oppressive authoritarian dictatorship any day...

  • @jonathanpeden9930
    @jonathanpeden9930 2 года назад +3

    I love these older American cars with their 4,000 gallon gas tanks...

  • @s7s7Joy
    @s7s7Joy Год назад

    1:26 - LMAO!!! You tell em Crow!!!😂
    28:19 - LMFAO!!