RiffTrax: Feeders (Full FREE Movie)
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- Опубликовано: 9 сен 2024
- Feeders is the kind of movie that you’d find in the part of the video store you weren’t allowed to go in, in a video store you also weren’t allowed to go in.
It is directed by The Polonia Brothers, who have been called “The Coen Brothers of Horror” by fans of terrible comparisons. They have directed over forty movies, many of which have been introduced as evidence at The Hague.
Feeders is one of them. When a poorly rendered UFO lands on Earth, the aliens immediately seek out our best and brightest. That is of course a lie. They encounter shut-ins, alcoholics, and two men who are heading to spring break despite the fact that they are clearly in their mid-thirties. The aliens proceed to feed on them, mostly by waggling around in short enough bursts so as not to reveal the hand of whichever Polonia brother was currently shaking the puppet.
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You know you’re in for a ride when the narration starts and you’re not sure if it’s the actual movie or one of the guys.
I thought it was the angry video game nerd
@ProfessorWeekend no way, this movie is way less embarrassing than AVGN's.
Copy a bit of H.G. Wells, change a few words... exposition!
@@svenylford4047 you do know AVGN made the movie feel like that deliberately, right?
@synaesthesia2010 if by, 'Like that" you mean "sexist and embarrassing" then I highly doubt that it was on purpose.
This thing makes Pod People look positively Oscar worthy
I watched that mst3k episode last night. That was REALLY bad!!!
Suddenly, _Galaxy Invader_ seems a well-shot and richly-nuanced film...
Makes me want to see a Feeders movie where one of the aliens is wearing a shirt with a giant hole in the front.
28:11 "It doesn't matter where they're going, they parked in a HORRIBLE place". I couldn't stop laughing at the common sense behind that sarcasm. Mike makes me cry laughing!
That one almost took Bill out
Why would you park there??
"Guy needs billions and billions of voice lessons." Banger right off the bat.
This movie feels like something you have to watch as a punishment.
This was the first time I've ever been glad to have an ad interrupt my RUclips viewing.
So it's like The Walton's?
Movies like this should inspire young cinematographers everywhere. I'm serious. If any of you up-and-coming auteurs question whether you're good enough to make a movie, just get into Rifftrax for a few weeks. Stuff like this will have you feeling like you could ask Orson Welles to get you your coffee.
Movies like this really are the best medicine for imposter syndrome.
Every time I think I’ve seen the worst movie ever made I get an update from rifftrax, and find out how horribly wrong I was.
Filmmakers who have forty movies under their belt have to be good, right? ... right?!
🤣
@@pbradics3670😅lol
I don’t know. How many movies has Neil Breen made? 😂
Who needs quality when you have quantity?
Disagrees in Uwe Boll.
Wow, this makes Ailen Outlaw look like a masterpiece
Just when you think the two main characters are terrible at acting, you get the treat of seeing the gas station girl and her friend.
what happens to her?? is her last scene where she kills the alien i got bored
@@brewdrooibos She escaped the movie I guess
@@brewdrooibos You missed some good stuff! The car not starting is side-splittingly bad.
I thought Feeders was unwatchable... then I saw Feeders 2.
😂
Yep!
They went and dug up the time capsule with feeders Rich Evans buried haha. Honestly though 2 isnt nearly as garbage as this. While Jay is right it's a relic of early homemade content it's still godawful haha, only watchable with rifftrax.
(I'm just assuming there's a massive overlap of RLM/rifftrax fans haha)
@@KaladinVegapunk Feeders 2 is f'ing UN-WATCH-ABLE.
@@1985malibuexpress Santa doing a Kermit the Frog voice should be fun, but it made me sad.
This is the only movie that ever made me wish for a jump scare😂
Holy crap there's apparently THREE of these things! It's a no-shit TRILOGY. The third one was released in 2022! How? HOW?!
Dude give us a spoiler alert!!
@@hotmetalslugs how is "this fourty-year old movie got two sequels" a spoiler?
You know what this gives me hope that a Dredd sequel will never ever be off the table
With these great free uploads and the MST3K forever-athon; I'm in heaven here in South Korea. Love you guys over at Rifftrax.
For real, been living on the MST3k stream. I just wish they'd put more into the rotation. Or at least keep it from playing the same handful of episodes every day or so. Seems like every day, there's a couple eps that they played the day before. I feel like I've seen Space Mutiny and Mitchell at least 4 times now.
“I don’t care!”
@@fistymcbuttpuncher6419 yeah I noticing that now too. It's cool to see the odd episode from Cinematic Titanic as well but there is definitely a lot of repetition happening.
Rifftrax seems brave enough to do "films" even MST3K wouldn't do. And MST3K even did The Creeping Terror!
Thanks for this, guys! A true Palonia classic and a real life lesson learned here: don't blindly murder your friend when his doppleganger shows up.
Haha classic..? Sure. It may be the early days of consumer made content but it's an absolute dumpster fire, like Rich Evans said, something you make over a summer then toss in a drawer and never watch again, without rifftrax it's unbearable, this isn't a Miami connection or samurai cop haha
This was still easier to watch than "Things!" was. This has something that actually resembles a plot,
This movie only had a $500 budget...that's five hundred dollars!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Close encounters of the affordable kind..😂😂😂😂 brilliant!!
I have a feeling they started off with NIL, but then previewed the first day footage to friends and they supported, the second half is actually quite crazy!
You know what I really want now is a behind the scenes about how the Feeders films are really part of the Palonia family curse.
I couldn't believe this wasn't a James Nguyen joint. It's gotta be the film that inspired his entire career, though, right?
Well, the vehicular side for sure…
Ah yes, Feeders. A true Plutonium Bros timeless Pennsylvania filmed cinema classic. Also, all you people over at the RiffTrax Headquarters, located in the old bean factory, are really spoiling us with these free riffs.✌❤📼
Finally, the one and only classic featuring paper mache aliens that sound like an asthmatic grandmother is a free watch on RUclips. Thank you, Rifftrax! And to you, the Polonia Brothers, for providing us such laughably amateurish gems like this one.
This movie makes me think that everyone involved was frozen in time for a decade. They exited the cryogenic chamber and immediately continued the bad 80s movie they were putting together. This is the only explanation.
Wow, they really stretched the hell out of their $5 budget! I hope they made at least $10 on it so that the sequel is twice as exciting.
Here's a man who ate muskrat and didn't even have to!!! LoL
That's a good one.
After seeing this film, the director of "Birdemic: Shock And Terror" said: "Oh yeah?! Hold my beer!"
Hard to believe that Blockbuster Video distributed this slob of a alien movie.
That means it made a profit. That’s a distressing thought.
I guess that was one of the reasons why the company went out of business.
It wasn't there for long, some incidents happened where people rented this because of it being released around independence day and so many people returned it blockbuster refused to carry independently made movies 📼
Never before have I had a RiffTrax make me ask so many times "just what the heck is going on?"
It was thoughtful of the fisherman to wash the blood off his hands so he wouldn't get it all over that guys car.😂
It looked like he'd picked his nose bloody with all five fingers lol
I can watch this Rifftrax any day. This movie was made to be mocked.
I think I'm having a mental breakdown here. I just...I just don't understand how it's possible to make a film this bad. I mean, at a certain point, you have to cross over from incompetence, to downright evil. I've seen popsicle sticks that were less wooden than these actors and boogers from my nose that were more animated than these aliens.
I get the feeling the Polonia Brothers made this based on a dare after they watched the entire Don Dohler film library. "Hey, Don Dohler made Alien Factor for $3500! We can make 40 movies for that much money!" This one took several prizes at Cannes, right?
Though sadly the Brothers' films never quite reach the cinematic peak of the love scene with Perm-Cop and Frumpy Mom-Deputy in Nightbeast. Alas, c'est la guerre.
One thing that stands out to me in this movie is how Michelle, the cute girl from the gas station, has the honor of not only surviving the film but gets to kill 2 of the aliens in a somewhat cool way. That just screams to me that one of the Polonia brothers was either dating her actress or really wanted too and so they gave that character the most dignified showing in the whole film.
From what I've read she's married to Mark Polonia.
Best treatment in the film, considering the bad shoes, but then again everyone else has dingy shoes.
Does anyone else actually envy the people that make terrible movies like this? I've actually got a small amount of experience in film making and it's often a teeth gnashing drawn out frustration fest you've got to really want to get through and finish.
Imagine having terrible taste and ideas but still being passionate enough to see the project through to it's awful final product.
They had a purpose in their lives: to serve as an example for would-be filmmakers of what _not_ to do.
It's like Dark Skies was made by people who said "Plan Nine from Outer Space? We can do worse!"
I thank God that movies like this exist 💯🤣
at the start, I realized the guy narrating is just reading a poorly rewrite of the opening to War of the Worlds *Buckles his seatbelt*
2 full movies in 3 days! I love you guys!
...both featuring a red convertible...
Tis a conspiracy! 🚗 🚗💨 👋👀
I’ve only seen clips thanks to Red Letter Media. Now I’ve seen the whole movie. Umm, thanks Rifftrax???
A Kent Tekulve reference!? That is stunningly obscure! I’m speechless! Well done.
A total of five of us probably got that reference. Well done, gentlemen.
@@Tuzotonics Up it to 6. Never saw him play, but often experienced disappointment for getting his baseball card when opening packs.
I was hoping for a Joe Shlabotnik reference . . .
I miss the Laserblast aliens.
When moustache boy said, "It's gonna be getting dark soon," I was hoping that, no matter what was said in return, one of the riffers would talk over his next line with, "It'll be dark soon." I guess the "Valley Lodge" reference from earlier was considered enough, but I know I would have loved it!
Also, about three seconds before they said it, I was thinking, "No-moustache boy sure reminds me of Parker Stevenson!"
The dudes in this movie get away with SO many murders, dear god
Riff Trax makes this film watchable.
The soundtrack and the very extra-special effects are very reminiscent of games that I played on my Commodore Amiga computer back in the 90's.
Some of the music could have been lifted from the Amiga version of the game "It Came From the Desert"
AMIGA?!?
Every time that timestamp comes up I expect it to be accompanied by a temperature and a station identifier.
Feeders: Where else can you find the puppetry and music of Rollergator alongside the dialogue and driving/parking of Birdemic?
"The grimy tennis shoes _really_ compliment the shapeless Fruit of the Loom T-shirt!"
I’m only 15 minutes in and it’s already one of my favorites
Wow, $1.09/gallon for gas. Ah I remember the good 'ole days...
This was one of the funniest crappy movies I've ever seen! Excellent riff!
"JFK Cam" 😅 Dark, Bill. Dark 👍
Damn it all! I’ve said this for years and years now. It takes me at least twice as long as the actual video to finish it because I have to keep looking up their references. I’m six minutes in and it’s been twenty in real life because I went down a rabbit hole about Mark Gormley and Kent Tekulve. Job well done, gentlemen.
I don't use GOAT that often but I think it's fair when it comes to Mark Gormley
This was a special type of bad. Cheers lads for another great laugh.
I really love John Mcbride and his resemblance to Weird Al.
Woodchipper Massacre is a classic
I love the smokey parts at the beginning 😅 always gets me 😂
Now two Mikes have riffed this movie
He didn't even hesitate to chomping his buddy.
Watching this for the second time. First time somehow skipped 20 minutes but never knew the difference...
Thanks for the upload. Gonna buy this so I can support Rifftrax.
I hope they show “Fungicide” in it’s entirety on this channel someday.
I watched it unriffed on Tubi. Couldn't believe it.
@@theboombodyYou have my condolences.
Dear God the horror...
I've seen this at least 30 times. Definitely in my top ten of riffs.
I'll never forget running to my local gas station for milk and seeing this DVD by the cashier and buying it... Growing up I didn't think anything could be worse than mst3k films like hobgoblins or manos but I was wrong. 👽
32:03 - The part where they bust out laughing at the worst special effect ever put to film still gets me every time!
Much of the soundtrack sounds like the music used when someone is on hold.
Most movies cut from getting into car to place where plot picks up, so refreshing to see the 30 minutes in between that time, especially when they drive 15 miles per hour to get there.
@ericacross7337The 1960s movie "It Lives" had a long driving sequence plus narration that seems to go on forever.
+1 for the Mark Gormley reference. He's a legend!
YES! free Rifftrax schlocky sci-fi!?! y'all are the best
@40:35 Bill & Ted? I was thinking more Wayne & Garth lol
Copyright 1996... that had to be a typo! Felt more like `86 amirite.
Why does every bad filmmaker seem to think people need to see cars being parked and pulled out of parking spaces? Like we'll assume they just ditched the car if they change location and we don't see them getting in and out of the car.
Because truly unimaginative film directors don't have much to work with, so they tend to pad out their awful movies with half an hour of filler, like driving sequences and shots of random bogs and trees.
I’m sure the rent for that trailer home is higher than the budget for the whole movie😆
So good. Thanks for all the years of laughter. True treasures
I like how they're just allowed to leave the "hospital" after hitting a guy. You'd the police would want to question them first, even if it was an accident.
Now that is a good movie! I could watch that all day.
Tobias Fünke and Badinkadoo Estevez drive a tacky car for no reason. Amazing.
Ah, yeah. Who's ready for some Filmed-on-VHS Low Quality Horror?
Awesome thank you guys for uploading this free.
Who is this movie aimed at? Is if for the scenic views and nature people? Is it for the terrible movie gore? Is it for badly done alien horror? is it for people wanting a homo erotic story about 2 friends on a car trip across america? How is this movie so versatile yet completely aimless at the same time?
Thanks to everybody at Rifftrax!!! (And happy new year!)
This whole movie made me cry laughing, I think this movie is tied with Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny in my book. Thanks guys!
A signs reference, good joke even after all these years
That UFO looks like a well thrown frisbee.
Warning... do not watch while eating hard candy... laughing will continually happen 😂
R.I.P. John Polonia
I love that discount Weird Al and Rami Malek are the main stars.
That guys socks change constantly
Rlm warned us but no one was prepared
Hell yeah, love the Polonia Bros!
I actually watch their other movies unriffed.
@@teresaforever21 then you may enjoy my podcast, Podlonia: The World's Only Podcast Dedicated to PBE!
I'm uh...huh. I don't can thinking now.
32:03 Bill’s laugh is my new ringtone
the dig at Matthew Broderick made me laugh out of nowhere. good shit.
Oh cool..
Didn't know of this one.
Wonder of they are related to the HOBGOBLINS
They appear to be easier to defeat than the Hobgoblins. Zap Rowsdower could take these aliens out.
I truly love you guys!
I love you all. Thank you for giving me hours of great content.
Yeah! More Nick Nolte
The US is less than 2% of the earth's landmass, but is the only country aliens always land in. Hmm.
Awesome!! I watch this every time it's on twitch. I always hope for the duology ha ha.
I find it interesting that two jokes could have resulted in "Oh yeah!" but neither did.
The snap into a Slim Jim and the Koolaid Man jokes specifically.
How could you listen to that piano soundtrack and not make a single Peanuts joke in reference to it?
They do! At 11:28
@@bloodwrage Oops, good catch, I'd missed that somehow.
@thexalon It was easy to miss, no worries
@@bloodwrage I’m not sure how they didn’t break into Michael Macdonald’s Takin’ it to the Streets