RiffTrax: Wonderful Land Of Oz (Full FREE Movie)
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- What if the director of "Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny" got his hands on "The Wizard of Oz" franchice? Well, wonder no more! The Wonderful Land of Oz is here and it's every bit of horrifying you could possibly imagine! Get the full riff: rifftrax.com/t...
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"It's a military secret, but I guess I can tell you."
That might be the only deliberately funny line of the movie.
Bond villains ALWAYS reveal their plans and secrets once they're secure in the knowledge that their nemesis is 100% doomed to death.
If this is OZ I can see why Dorothy was so hellbent on getting the heck out of there
I can't. Look at all of the CUTE girls everywhere! General Ginger, her FOXY hearts club band, King Scarecrow's translator! I'm resigning my other citizenship & going to THIS OZ right NOW!!!!!
@@shuttittuppitt9355 I couldn't deal with the cows, though. That thing was the stuff of nightmares.
The Wicked Witch actually wanted the house to land on her.
And back to Kansas no less.
And even the Cowardly Lion was like: Nope, I'm outta here
That anticipatory "I dont want to be a statue" song is brilliant. Every musical goes the conventional route and introduces their leads with an "I Want" song, where you learn about what they've always been and what they've always dreamed of becoming. It takes a truly original show to introduce a character with an "I DON'T Want" song, where we learn nothing about who they are or what they've dreamt of, but definitively learn why they don't want to become something terrible they were suddenly and randomly threatened with a few seconds before. Genius
But he does go on to sing about wanting to go adventuring and to be a real boy.
does bufford's parody song "I want nothing" count as that or is that still an "I want" song because he indeed wants nothing.
@@faishiro5009 A great question for a great gag 😅
And if it wasn't the worst song in the soundtrack, that would be interesting
One must be stoned to understand this car crash.
Wogglebug's eye falls completely out at 53:18. Hilarious. Can't believe they missed that. But then again, so did I until now.
Ah! So I wasn't imagining things.
I just laughed hysterically for an entire minute. I'm crying now.
Holy crap!!!
That makes the character more terrifying in my opinion. I didn't think that was possible.
Ironically I'll never be able to unsee that...
The guy playing the scarecrow isn’t half bad. He does a serviceable impression.
Your mom does serviceable impressions...
He really was the best actor in the bunch. Not that that's a high bar.
I thought the same thing.
A mom joke? Wow, so original! 🤭
He is good. And the chicks are hot.
"You don't plan a coup without several dozen hoagies, Mike." 🤣
Oh hell, I forgot I left this comment. I actually stopped watching this again to see if anyone quoted it, and low and behold, here's my post. I must have met a Men in Black agent or something.
If ANY of this ends up in my dreams holding the three of you personally accountable.
Including those girls?
Gah! The Wogglebug looks like Jamie Hyneman turned into a COKED OUT Dr Seuss Character!
he looks like if John c Riley did both crack and meth at the same time
@@jacksullivan4741 Heyo!
A surprisingly faithful, yet wholly unremarkable adaptation of the second Oz book.
Unremarkable? It's directed by Barry freakin' Mahon!
I need to read those books if they're full of hot babysitter cheerleader armies. the pink translatrix was adorable too.
I haven't read the Oz books in a long while but I did remember the odd gender bender ending and the emerald city getting 'sacked' by women. It also really makes the Wizard a more darker, serious villan when you find out what he did.
Unremarkable? It's remarkably tedious, remarkably creepy, remarkably dreary....
This movie shows that being faithful to the book does not make a good movie.
Every time 'glinda the good witch' is on screen I can't help but feel there is a 47yr old mother just off camera screaming 'SMILE!!!'
Super late comment, but the actress apparently had extreme stage fright which might explain the weird mannerisms. Also, she only had one other known movie role, a nudie made by the same director that made this. She wasn't exactly a seasoned actress.
@@RuffianLivesOnthis is distressing news
The way Tip swung that knife around at 14:45 he almost became Ozma too early.
Wow this is WAY creepier than Return to Oz could ever dream of being
The Wheelies are scared of ~this~ movie.
I was thinking the same thing
Why does it exist
@@howiegruwitz3173 easy cash
Its very close to the book, if not the tone.
I just love it when Rifftrax does ultra-low budget films intended for kids. Between this one, Whizzo, Rollergator, and Ice Cream Bunny, we see such an incredible amount of madness that's difficult to find anywhere else.
This is 80 times better than roller gator
@@Brainstrain The fact that this is better than Rollergator AT ALL is enough to tell you how BAD Rollergator is.
Well they are soft target and easy to mock.
Don't forget Fun in Balloonland.
Watching this while having the flu is a hell of a trip!
This whole thing feels like I'm high on cough syrup!
Chan Mahon, who plays Tip, is proof positive that having the director's son lead a movie is a great idea. From here, Chan went on to huge success, by never trying to act again. He obviously had more sense than his dad.
Alexa is more emotionally convincing.
From his IMDB page it looks like he became a music producer.
Best nepotistic casting since Coppola cast his daughter in Godfather III.
Oh... the humanity, I guess...
@@tremorsfan Hey if it made him happy more power to him. I don't think he wanted to be an actor. I don't think he was even trying.
And I thought Return to Oz was the scariest looking Oz sequel out there. I have been proven to be deeply mistaken thanks to this movie.
Thank you Rifftrax.
I don't know, the Wheelers are still the stuff of nightmare, and of course the severed heads are perfect for scarring children. OTOH, Mahon certainly did mange to eke a lot more unintentionally mind-numbing horror out of each dollar spent (all 200 or so of them) so he's got the edge there.
that movie is freaky to watch even as an adult
I still love that film to this day. From the electroshock therapy to the head switching witch....just pure nightmare fuel. I hope tick-tok is okay and someone is still winding him occasionally.
@@richmcgee434 I actually kinda liked the wheelers as a kid.
@@richmcgee434 I’ve never seen Return to Oz, but my older sister did as a kid. 37 years later and she’s still totally creeped out by it. She always mentions the heads in particular.
Fun fact: in the original books, Dorothy and Ozma are REALLY close. Like constantly kissing each other and sleeping in the same bed close
L Frank Baum: "Let's go, lesbians!"
Oz historians consider them close friends
@@qstionblomens6138 oh my God they were friends
Transbian of Oz doesn't have quite the ring to it as the canon titles, but I support it.
Ozma: *lengthy personal journal entries about how much she respects and wants to smooch dorothy*
Historians: "And they were roommates."
Ah yes, "Brother Gus," an often overlooked character from the Oz books.
Oh hell, I have spent the last 5 minutes trying to recover from choking on saliva because of the "so, you DTF?" Dammit, Bill. lol
Time stamp?
@@jdfranco254:54
Daaaang... I am to this day still a huge fan of the Oz books and 50 some-odd years ago I remember seeing a trailer for this movie and begging my mom to take me to see it. She never did... thank God my mother realized that this thing would have scarred me for life. After diving into a few minutes of it now I think I would rather have old Mombi turn me into a marble statue than watch the whole thing all the way through... although the commentary is hilarious.
I've been really the Oz books. I think each book would work as it's own season of a TV show. I think they would have to take a few creative liberties to cover up some plot holes but I think it would really work on Amazon or Netflix. What do you think?
all i remember is a boy in a cage dognapping toto... grnuinely the only thing i remember reading in the books snd it might have been from one of tge narnias snd i'mmisrememvering!
I didn't think "sew a little seed" would be the best song this guy ever wrote, but here we are.
I actually like the songs in the Barry Mahon movies.
Tip being a separate spirit excised from Ozma as described manages to somehow make the baby Ozma transformed to Tip have even deeper implications.
54:44
And the darkest Rifftrax joke award goes to...
That opening cow! At first, I thought it was a mutated roast turkey!!
He mosied over from Miss Velmas Christmas Special.
@@Jude300c Ah am the cow! Moo. Moo. Moo.
funnie
A "turducow", if you will.
Idk about anyone else, but I’m absolutely a fan of these trippy low budget things. I could watch them all day ❤️ then again maybe the riffs help
Uhh…yeah… the riffs Definitely help! Lol
They truly help,..,a lot!!
This is basically filmed pantomime, like HR Puff'n'stuff.
Meant to be fun more than anything.
The riffs help but not as much as the good quality green.
Oh you will.
The actor playing Scarecrow is too good for this movie.
Joe Estevez is too good for this movie!
Somebody get that kid some caffeine. For the love of God. Please.
Vibrant, that kid, really a sharp actor
The video was at 22:33 when I read this comment 😂🤯
I wanna see a big-budget adaptation of this book directed by Guillermo del Toro.
Featuring John Hodgman as the Woggle-bug.
You dream to dark sir. TOO DARK!!!
And Ron Perlman in the role of a lifetime as Scarecrow
I think the books should be a 13 part series.
My favorite shot in this is juuust before the very end, while they're singin the finale and marching out of the gates of Oz. As the Tin Woodsman marches out, he's just SCREAMING the final notes, mouth wide open.
Bill as the lecherous director is genius...
“ASK HER IN THE JELLO PIT!”
"Well, maybe a little RUBBING UP would be-"
"Mr. Mahon, PLEASE!"
😄
While the Army of Revolt girl was twirling the hanging strings of Mardi Gras beads, instead of the quip wondering if this was how Cartadine did it, I was hoping the lecherous director would make an appearance with, "Show us your tits!"
@@glennledrew8347 Yeah, they tend to make David Carradine references pretty much ANY time someone is seen putting something around their necks. It's a little overdone if you ask me.
@@HylianFox3 Nah, they're reoccurring jokes are some of their best.
There seems to be a distinct lack of "wonderful" in this land.
Yep, Oz meets Woody Allen's Bananas.
It’s wonderful in the same way as Whizzo’s Wonderland.
It's truly a horrifying nightmare.
What? Wet-looking paper mâché isn't wonderful enough?
no no...theres a typo. It's " Wonderful, Land of Oz" As in, Great Back to this shit again!
The actress who portrayed Mombi (Zisca Baum) had an interesting career before and after this “project” in the psychedelic performance music world (Thunderbolt Pagoda)
Also, despite the name, she is NOT related to L. Frank.
This is the fantasy equivalent of "Star Wars the holiday special"
Rule of thumb while watching Rifftrax, never eat dry cereal while watching, you will choke.
For a moment I was afraid the "falling asleep" sequence was gonna be "Wonderful Land of Oz"'s equivalent of the "Manos" driving sequence, but luckily they cut it "short". Also, surprised the guys didnt throw in a "Sleep!" during that sequence
The thumbnail looks horrifying. Yep, this will be a fun riff!
We are out for munchkin blood is my new favorite phrase.
In which a prepubescent sociopath with the ability to create living abominations escapes fiction's most ineffectual villain and seeks the help of an omniscient, omnipotent yet utterly useless (she's not _that_ omnipotent, maybe?) "good witch" so as to not rise above his station in life in becoming a lawn ornament, only to find utter annihilation at her hand. Also a bunch of other crap happened but now I have a headache and I'm going to go lie down.
I wonder sometimes how a movie like this gets greenlighted in the first place.
"Hey Studio, I'd like to make this movie"
"Okay but we only have $37.48 for the budget"
"I'll do it!"
I'm assuming it was self produced. They probably just got a distributor, assuming it ever actually appeared in many cinemas.
You do realise a lot of people make movies for fun.
@@Cheepchipsable Probably self produced. If it got any sort of distribution that's a bit surprising though. Then again, if a movie like "Plan 9 From Outer Space" can get made then anything is possible!
This kid has all the acting talent of a piece of toast!!
I was really hoping we'd get a full on Kevin scream at the Wogglebug like we got for the bugs in the Thumbelina short.
Kevin has just gotten wussier & wussier since their MST3K days.
And unlike the bugs from Thumbelina, there IS a woman lovingly writing and creating fanworks for her highly magnified and thoroughly educated cockroach husbando. She has MANY videos under the name WogglebugLoveProductions.
God bless this riff.
Hi, Bob.
Well, after this brilliant movie I decided to start singing songs that are primarily anticipatory....my life has never been better...love you guys
George Lucas: Time to make the most boring and inane politics scene of all time!
Land Of Oz: Hold my beer.
Kind of the wrong way round...
More free nightmare fuel from those wonderful Rifftrax gents.
This film feels like it went from idea to finished product in a single afternoon.
Ow what fresh hell has been brought forth.
7:10
I had no idea what she was actually trying to say, so I turned on close captions, it too has no idea and just ignores her
Sid and Marty Kroft did a pretty good job on this, their 9th grade end of the year AV project.
Compared to the Ice Cream Bunny, this one got weird quick. Actually, just in general, this one got weird quick. And I'm not even talking about the cow.
I did not know Kellyanne Conway could make a sleezy orange pumpkin come to life. Oh, wait.
so by this movie's logic, the nome king never needed the ruby slippers or to tunnel under the deadly desert to invade the emerald city he could have just walked up to the front gate and said "HI I'm the nome king and I'm invading your kingdom then I'm doing the nome equivalent to hookers and blow in the throne room"
Ok fair enough but my point still stands that the oz equivalent of the White House has terrible security
A bad acid trip isn't this weird
"I'm yelling at an uneven pitch. That means I'm ACTING!"
I just realized! This is the prequel to “FUN IN BALLOON LAND”!
This movie looks surreal.
I was watching this during the holidays (because of its wholesomeness) and my 11-year-old walked in. He opened his mouth to speak, saw the pumpkin man, witch, and cow, and then angrily asked why he wasn't born into another family. Well, maybe he didn't say exactly that, but that's how I interpreted his disgust for my cheery holiday movie.
How dare you expose a small child to this abomination
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 Child Protective Services already picked them up... They said this was the most egregious case of child abuse they'd ever seen. Luckily, they're living with some nice religious folks who'll teach them how bad their mother was, which is what I deserve.
@@SmittenKitten. Whew, Im so relieved. Its good to hear that sometimes the system actually works
You should have replied back with... "Because you were the only infant that the orphanage allowed us to adopt."
@@montag4516 I've worn that one out. ;)
Sid & Marty Krofft's worst nightmare.
They wish they made shit this horrifying. I mean, Lidsville came pretty close and Bob Denver's acting in Far Out Space Nuts will make any '70s kid go running, but this is somehow worse.
General Jinjur definitely ruled this movie.
I respect that actress. I don't think I could've said any three of her lines in a row with a straight face.
Tip speaks like he's a completely swashed version of the child voice actors from Skyrim who managed to find an entire fridge full of rum and coke.
This movie feels like when you stand up too fast and go all tunnel vision-y. Is that an aesthetic choice?
I kind of liked Mombi's costume design and even performance honestly, though giving her a song was uhh... misguided.
The Ennui Witch instead of the Wicked Witch :P
Judging by the casting of the female army and the interpreter (and the witch in THUMBELINA), she's also probably pretty hot without that make-up.
As Doctor Smith would say "Oh the pain".
in tonights wonderful addition ov 'THIS is how your childhood memories could have been...'
"Never fear, you'll be dead and live on as a spirit, while I transform you back to the gender you never identified with. As it should be" -- The good witch. Horrific in hindsight.
This must be JK Rowling’s favorite Oz book.
yeah, the movie was a little odd and the bug-man-thing disturbing, but it was at the 'forced gender reassignment and murder of a mentally challenged child' that I think the movie jumped a few genres
Well, he used to be a girl though. He was enchanted to be a boy for some years, but it wouldn't be fair to the girl he used to be to just keep Tip around. Why it had to be in the book in the first place,is another can of worms..
@@Eisenwulf666 Maybe Baum knew someone who raised their girl as a boy?
@@Eisenwulf666 Mike Stoklasa voice: this reminds me of that episode of Star Trek where Tuvok and Neelix got fused by the transporter into a single being called "Tuvix."
Love the use of one of Groucho's best movie quotes, Bill...! 😃
It's like an elementary school play, except with mostly adults.
I think that cow must be a distant relative of the wind-up reindeer from Santa Claus.
Fun fact #1) The Wonderful Wizard of Oz book by L Frank Baum has been hypothesized that it’s just an allegory about Baum’s wish the US would go on to the silver standard because Dorothy’s shoes were silver in the book.
Fun fact #2) Mike Nelson sleeps in a bed with a giant poster of Sandy Franks above him.
Fun fact 3) You can make up fun facts.
I think that whole populism thing has been debunked, most of it was not a thing at the time he wrote it. the way they describe it though it sounds really convincing.
I remember that my history teacher told us that myth but to this day I think he just wanted an excuse to show the movie instead of teach
I mean obviously it isn't true. LFB wrote like a dozen of these books
@@noahkarpinski1824 well first of all that doesn't disprove anything, if you want to write a book that's an allegory, you would absolutely write a dozen books that are an allegory. secondly, I want to say he kept writing more and more Oz books because publishers wouldn't buy anything else from him. But yeah it's still not true.
Some guy came up with that b.s. interpretation over six decades after The Wonderful Wizard of Oz was first published. If Baum really intended the book to be an allegory about monetary policy, I think somebody would’ve noticed way sooner.
On the other hand, the Army of Revolt in 'The Marvelous Land of Oz' was pretty transparently a gentle satire of the suffragette movement (which makes the idea of a cryptic and encoded economic allegory in the first book even less likely). Baum's mother-in-law was Matilda Gage, a famous early feminist activist - it is plausible that the unusual idea of 'good witches' in the first Oz book was inspired by Ms Gage's writings. So Baum was having some fun with the movement, but was likely sympathetic with their political aims. In any case, Jinjur's army is not only a topical satire: the theatrical musical of The Wizard of Oz had been quite successful, and Baum knew that a line of dancing girls in colorful costumes would be a big sell for a stage adaptation of this sequel.
In the book, the men of the Emerald City beg the Scarecrow to restore the status quo. Not because women should be put in their place, but 'doing housework and minding the children is wearing out the strength of every man in the Emerald City.' 'Hm!' said the Scarecrow, thoughtfully. 'If it is such hard work as you say, how did the women manage it so easily?' 'I really do not know,' replied the man, with a deep sigh. 'Perhaps the women are made of cast-iron.' In the end, when order is restored, 'it is said that the women were so tired eating of their husbands' cooking that they all hailed the conquest of Jinjur with joy.'
It was more fun re-reading these bits and quoting them than it was to watch that awful film.
This would have been unbearable without the commentary. Thanks for making me laugh. (And the reference to Strong Sad made me smile.)
Dunno if it’s covered in comments, but this script is actually pretty faithful to one of the Oz books, the 2nd one? adapted in 80’s Return to Oz movie which was actually pretty darn good.
Barry Mahon was an air force officer who was put into a Nazi POW camp. He was involved in the real life version of The Great Escape, and was a hero for the U.S. military, yet he decided to direct pornos and crappy kids films. Being locked up must've made him crack.
What should he have done with his life.
I'm assuming yours is stellar by comparison?
@@Cheepchipsable Barry Mahon is that you?
Mad props for the Big Country lyrics.
I made the mistake of taking a drink just before Mike said "sohlpanls" (solar panels). I'm still Old Man Wheeze-Laughing as I wipe down the screen again. WORTH IT.
I think half of this movie was just footage of the actors pretending to sleep.
This is one of the favorite riffs! I've watched this one over and over. I always get a good laugh at everything involving General Jinjur and Mombi.
I never thought a movie would make going golden corral seem appealing
The little ginger kid was so traumatized by the creepy sh*t on set he already started abusing diazepam. Fantastic
I feel like this is the most nightmarish of Mahon's artistic visions.
The cow alone is like, please put that in a horror movie, someone. it needs to be seen in its intended context.
@@KairuHakubi The cow looks like it wants to be put out of its misery.
@@akl2k7 it must be agony every time it blinks.
@@KairuHakubi With eyes like that, absolutely.
I love you guys, and I certainly appreciate the generosity.
It’s good to see that kid from Prince of Space got another speaking gig.
What a fun LSD and gin fueled evening - Thanks guys, you never disappoint!
I've never seen this version of the Wizard of Oz and am now terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
53:19 i see something caught his eye,...oh, it was his hand. good catch. 😂
He played it off like it was just a novelty eye-shaped monacle.
This was only 71 minutes? It felt longer than THE IRISHMAN!
Note that the guy who played the Tin Man in this movie was also in 'Eraserhead'
Was he the baby?
The witch has a "magical powder" from some old sorcerer...that's the street name for it I presume. LOL
Weirdly faithful adaptation of the book.
Down to a random lady being defeated by a bead curtain?
"Let's magic up some slaves"
I see they've read The Silver Princess in Oz
That pumpkin man's face...along with how he hunches and leads with his crotch...i can't look at him without laughing every time. He's perfect for rifftrax.
They even mention that he leads with his crotch around 10 minutes.
OK, I have to report something disturbing. Now that I'm watching this, a new movie has appeared on my algorithm suggestion. Now I can pay cash money to watch Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny without riffs. I'd rather fall off the Empire State Building and catch my eye on a nail.
Lmfao. I saw that tooo. RUclips... You have no idea.
Oh my word no kidding
…catch my eye on a nail. Jesus.
Director Barry Mahon (1969) became relatively famous for his Nudie Films (he was also writer and producer). I actually remember a battered up 16mm print of this showing up on a regular basis for children shown at my local church. Even small children became disinterested about 1/4 of the way through the move.
I'm disappointed that they didn't show Mombi's multiple interchangeable heads. I guess it wasn't in the budget.
That's not a thing in the books. _Return to Oz_ merged two books into one plot. In the books, the heads thing was the shtick of Princess Langwidere, a completely different character.
@ericacross7337 Well, _The Marvelous Land of Oz_ kicks off the arc of a very, very queer main character in Ozma/Tip, but I don't think Baum was aware that's what he was writing at the time.
unlike Ice Cream, this can at least be called a movie. That's one positive...
23:30 wow they got the second actress that played Mystique in their movie, what a get.
I expected that "someone flubbed a line, wanna do another take?" running gag, but I quickly realized it would take over the entire riff.
26 seconds in and it's more disturbing than the trippiest scenes in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
I've literally only seen the first one and a half minutes of this movie and I've already laughed like 5 times. There are comedies where I haven't laughed twice during the entire movie.
"He's voiced by Strong Sad, isn't he?" ......I love you guys so, SO much.
These characters feel ripped out of Homestar Runner... But more like the early versions. 😂
"Did your terrible computer explode?"
A couple of notes on the extraordinary life and career of director Barry Mahon.
In 1941, before the US had entered the war, Mahon traveled to England and joined the RAF. He flew Spitfires as a member of the Eagle Squadron, scoring five victories and winning the Distinguished Flyting Cross. Shot down over the English Channel in August 1942, he was captured and spent the remainder of the war as a POW. He made at least two unsuccessful escape attempts before being liberated by Patton's 3rd Army in 1945. This experience would lead him to serving as a technical advisor for the 1963 film "The Great Escape", in which Steve McQueen would play a character based on Mahon.
After the war Mahon became the personal pilot for Errol Flynn, which led him into filmmaking. He made a number of low budget action/horror/nudie films before drifting into (of all things) children's films.
I have no words to describe what I feel about this