@@kabutomma So Alternate Universe Jim Belushi is not only the star, but the screenwriter? Is he also the producer/director/assistant director/boom mic operator as well? Damn, he was doing this before Tommy Wiseau did with "The Room"?
God, you're right! It says "Starring Steve Railsback" whom I assume he was. The "star" is actually the main villain who doesn't even show up until almost halfway through the movie!
@@HueyRocks23 So, the real star of the movie is the main bad guy, which would be the guy that hires Alternate Universe Jim Belushi™, at the rail yard, after he fights those "boys" at the shop(one of whom is the guy from the infamous "Time Chasers"), when the cop lady first shows up?
The entire scene in "Chile" was amazing. The CIA superagent baking cakes. The bomb that explodes without being lit. The "Gah-vernment". The gentle cheek caress. El Dente. Running up a hill like a toddler. I laughed so hard I cried.
Oh man, _this_ movie. Cake bombs, chain fights, truck dogs, Itchy and Scratchy explosions, rotten apples, helicopter hi-jinks, garotted teddy bears, and even a cameo from Pink Boy ("Tell JK I'm one of his team players!"). This movie has it all!
Ah, movie magic--when you improperly ice and assemble a cake because you have absolutely NO IDEA what you're doing, but it still comes out looking like a professional job anyway.
A Heartfelt Thank you to Mike, Kevin & Bill of Rifftrax for their Amazing channel I watch Rifftrax for a few years now and it’s helped heal me in dealing with a few deaths in the family, my mom passed away august 2021 and a few others who passed away in the family, none of them would want me to feel sad.. only happy their happy whole again in heaven.. Thank you again Rifftrax for bringing me joy laughter and happiness to my life.. ❤️ Laura & guide dog Rolf
Very well said. In that same time period, My Wife died (COVID), my best friend (my horse) died, and my dog also followed right behind...Many lonely hours watching Riff t. to keep my mind off the awful state of things right now...
I'm enjoying the Foreverathon. It show Riff trax and even the film crew, as well as Cenematic Titanic. I even saw one of the show's from the reboot on there.
In all seriousness, I'm rebuilding my life from the dregs, and one of my greatest motivations is to have the means to contribute to you and the other wonderful creators here on RUclips. I know just saying "thanks" doesn't pay your bills, but things are turning around for me, and I can't wait to make things right. Loving your riffs as I'm having beer and making dinner, as usual. Thanks for keeping me company and making me smile.
You mean post-2000s Fat Sifu Seagal, right? His early movies were OK, but that's despite Seagal, not because of him. Its telling that a Playboy bunny has better acting than Sifu Seagal 🤣
Someone in the office with an executive: sir I got a movie for you. What if we take an unattractive man and put him in a James Bond movie and he thinks he's attractive. Executive:you get a promotion.
Thank you to the entire Rifftrax team for allowing us free access to some of your collection. If it weren't for you guys, I would have no idea who the ice cream bunny is! I learn so much from your channel. Thanks again!
I kinda wish Sebastian had been trying to escape jail on his own terms and genuinely trying to start a new life in a new town...it would've been more interesting than his own boss setting him up to be a scapegoat *twice* in one movie
This film was so bad I accidentally fast forwarded through 50 minutes of it and didn't realize until the end credits started. Thanks to Riff Trax great riffing I went back and watched the rest of the film. Thanks guys for making the unwatchable more entertaining.
"Trash Bear" reminds me, here in Cheyenne, we had "Roof Dog." Not sure how the legend got started, but apparently something about a dog running back-and-forth across a roof in the middle of the city, barking. Sadly, he passed, from what I know, and now, Roof Dog is only a legend, living in history.
I actually really like the title theme music at 2:40. Edit - also plays over the credits. Rifftrax were nice enough to play the entire thing without talking over it
Nice to see members of the Time Chasers cast like "Nick" at c.30:30 and Matt as the prison guard. Like family up there in Vermont when it comes to movie making...
@@nonprofitgirl Tubi has a nice set of older riffs. From predictable classic Riffs like Birdemic and Samurai Cop to (surprisingly) Its a Wonderful Life. (Made during a brief window of public domain access.) A lot of times the unriffed version is also there, but if you just search "Rifftrax" you'll find plenty.
I feel like this movie would be improved if this guy was just an average Joe forced to become an assassin to save his family. It still wouldn't be good, but it'd be something? Maybe? I dunno. ^_^;
@@winonafrog Yeah, I agree with that idea. All the mediocrity of Steven Seagal, thrown in with half of what tiny little talent Jim Belushi may have had(which isn't much), but without the talent of his brother John, and then if you crapped out a bad James Bond parody(or a very bad parody of an already awful Bond villain), this is more or less, what you'd get. But at least the riff of it is hilarious, as usual. And it's better than actually trying to sit through the entire movie by yourself, without riffs.
Every time I hear that riff I think, "well, on the bright side, at least it landed in one piece". Although really, Our Hero being mashed flat in a confusing and inexplicable plane accident would be a bright side.
You know, with some better writers, this would be a decent movie... I mean, among all the other movies with the exact same plot. Also, I love the obvious Fiero kit-car near the end :D
I like how the pastry chef unmolds the cake he just took out of the oven like you don't have to wait a half hour or more. Not to mention it looks dry as a bone. Was it a bad pastry chef that dried it out, or is our hero a bad baker? We'll never know.
THIS MOVIE!!! One of the BEST of the Giancola productions, THANK YOU FOR SHARING THIS ONE GUYS!! If we can get Ice Breaker as well, i can die a happy Riffter
I guess if you can believe that a truck can travel from Vermont to DC starting in broad daylight and arriving in broad daylight you can believe that a helicopter can fly from Vermont to DC without refueling, can find one particular truck by sight on the highway because the truck inexplicably went to Virginia before turning North and heading back toward DC, that a guy who looks like he'd be winded at the end of Bowling League Night can run from the Peace Bridge to whatever the Congressional Office Building is without breaking a sweat in five minutes flat.....
This movie is basically what you'd get if you cast Norman as John Wick.
uhhhhhh
😂🤣
Nah, Norman actually had talent 💯
Spot on!
He wishes.
Everything makes so much more sense when you learn the star was also the screenwriter.
lolololol..... that is music to my ears. of course all these hot babes love him.
@@kabutomma So Alternate Universe Jim Belushi is not only the star, but the screenwriter? Is he also the producer/director/assistant director/boom mic operator as well? Damn, he was doing this before Tommy Wiseau did with "The Room"?
Oh, so it's one of _those_ films.
God, you're right! It says "Starring Steve Railsback" whom I assume he was. The "star" is actually the main villain who doesn't even show up until almost halfway through the movie!
@@HueyRocks23 So, the real star of the movie is the main bad guy, which would be the guy that hires Alternate Universe Jim Belushi™, at the rail yard, after he fights those "boys" at the shop(one of whom is the guy from the infamous "Time Chasers"), when the cop lady first shows up?
The entire scene in "Chile" was amazing. The CIA superagent baking cakes. The bomb that explodes without being lit. The "Gah-vernment". The gentle cheek caress. El Dente. Running up a hill like a toddler. I laughed so hard I cried.
"DOES ANYBODY NEED A REFILL?!!" 👨🍳
@@soft_serve_666 Nope, but thanks for asking. Here's a tip.
Oh man, _this_ movie.
Cake bombs, chain fights, truck dogs, Itchy and Scratchy explosions, rotten apples, helicopter hi-jinks, garotted teddy bears, and even a cameo from Pink Boy ("Tell JK I'm one of his team players!"). This movie has it all!
Free of the heavy hand of dee Gaaaaverment
Don't forget about His Barn kitchen
Sound something Hal Needham would had written for Burt Reynolds and Dom DeLouise for another Cannonball Run film.
But the fuse wasn't lit 😂😂😂
@@Jameywells777 🤣🤣🤣
The RUclips thumbnail for this movie is pure gold.
Castleton Guy, Asahi Guy, and Pink Boy all in one movie! It's like the Edgewood Expendables
I'd contribute to an actual "Edgewood Expendables" Kickstarter! David Giancola, are you listening?!
Seconded !
I'll put five on it!
Oh Dude, if these guys _EVER_ start producing their own movies to riff, you should get a job as a consultant.
Radical Jack should be the next free release honestly.
This should be a double feature with Time Chasers --- total classic
Wait is time chasers written/starred?? I am compiling..a list
This film is also a spiritual predecessor to Radical Jack.
Mulletopia
Not just those two. A whole live Edgewood film retrospective is needed. I’ll pay the kickstarter for that.
Ah, movie magic--when you improperly ice and assemble a cake because you have absolutely NO IDEA what you're doing, but it still comes out looking like a professional job anyway.
You know it's a bad movie when you say, "Time Chasers" was the stronger pic.
You people can make fun of Time Chasers all you want but I thought the concept was pretty good.
@@sstills951 Good concept, yes, but it fell apart on proof of concept. 😄
Yet this performance was just as good for Mr Castleton.
Seriously, our "hero" in this movie makes mullet guy from 'Time Chasers' seem suave and sophisticated.
Of all mst and rifftrax movies, time chasers to me is one of the best quality (needless to say, speaking verrrrry relatively)
A Heartfelt Thank you to Mike, Kevin & Bill of Rifftrax for their Amazing channel I watch Rifftrax for a few years now and it’s helped heal me in dealing with a few deaths in the family, my mom passed away august 2021 and a few others who passed away in the family, none of them would want me to feel sad.. only happy their happy whole again in heaven.. Thank you again Rifftrax for bringing me joy laughter and happiness to my life..
❤️
Laura & guide dog Rolf
Very well said. In that same time period, My Wife died (COVID), my best friend (my horse) died, and my dog also followed right behind...Many lonely hours watching Riff t. to keep my mind off the awful state of things right now...
@@basshorseman998 my sincere condolences to you. Thank you for your beautiful kind words to me. ❤️ blessings to you.
❤️
Laura & guide dog Rolf
@@basshorseman998 Blessings to you brother.
This is one of the all-time greatest riffs. As soon as that bundle of dynamite went "Ding!" on that microwave, film legend was born!!!!
"My window is playing MASH reruns..." made me do a spit take
No one does it like Peyton Crystal Seagal! The man is as smooth as the top of his head!
Tore myself away from MST’s foreverathon to enjoy this. Hope the 24/7 RiffTrax thing happens soon. 💚
I'm enjoying the Foreverathon. It show Riff trax and even the film crew, as well as Cenematic Titanic. I even saw one of the show's from the reboot on there.
Pluto has a RiffTrax channel, it does have ads.
Twitch has RiffTrax channel as well
In all seriousness, I'm rebuilding my life from the dregs, and one of my greatest motivations is to have the means to contribute to you and the other wonderful creators here on RUclips. I know just saying "thanks" doesn't pay your bills, but things are turning around for me, and I can't wait to make things right. Loving your riffs as I'm having beer and making dinner, as usual. Thanks for keeping me company and making me smile.
Still better than ANY Segal flick
This guy would be cast as a villain in one of his movies.
You mean post-2000s Fat Sifu Seagal, right? His early movies were OK, but that's despite Seagal, not because of him. Its telling that a Playboy bunny has better acting than Sifu Seagal 🤣
@@Ammeeeeeeer
I still can't get over his girly like run in his old movies when he flings his arms like a 3D animation character 😂
@@SonOfHandorf How did Will Sasso never make fun of THAT?!? His girly flailing arms cartoon run, I mean. Hilarious.
Someone in the office with an executive: sir I got a movie for you. What if we take an unattractive man and put him in a James Bond movie and he thinks he's attractive.
Executive:you get a promotion.
The casual “Hey, Ferret Face!” at 19:43 was just perfect.
Literal, actual art hahaha
I don't know if I've ever seen a more schlubby "hero" than this guy. He makes Joe Don Baker look like James Bond.
@ 30:15 It's our "Time Chasers" hero!!! "It takes a CHIN!!!"
What a reversal of roles!
"Tell JK I'm one of his team players..." LOL I just got that reference
Time Chasers
Thank you rifftraxx, RUclips is only way i can enjoy your riffs from India. Huge fan of your work 🖐
No Tubi for you?
I'm a fan from Singapore, and Twitch is a good way to watch the riffs!
@@UltimateOmegaRed haven't tried yet, I will try now
@@raghu5657 Go for it, my dude!
The most fiercely unimpressive spy to ever exist.
I think he did his own stunts
Worse than Bart Fargo and Adam Chance put together, or... something.
@@JamaicanCastle At least Bart Fargo was cute
Thank you to the entire Rifftrax team for allowing us free access to some of your collection. If it weren't for you guys, I would have no idea who the ice cream bunny is! I learn so much from your channel. Thanks again!
I kinda wish Sebastian had been trying to escape jail on his own terms and genuinely trying to start a new life in a new town...it would've been more interesting than his own boss setting him up to be a scapegoat *twice* in one movie
This movie is like 'The Fugitive' if the One-Armed Man helped Kimball escape.
Goldeneye came out two years before and this movie's soundtrack wishes it could be that.
Climactic music supplied by the theme song to a PBS cooking show.
The music during the shootout was comically mismatched with the scene.
I was thinking the first song sounded like the Facility theme from Goldeneye 64.
The soundtrack is difficult to find. I'm interested in at least two songs.
Credits theme i like
The Tactical Cosby Sweater 😳 returns!
😅
Do they make that prison jumpsuit for men too?!
This is the perfect movie for Rifftrax: bad, but not too bad so the riffs really shine in their hilarity! Absolutely love it!
This film was so bad I accidentally fast forwarded through 50 minutes of it and didn't realize until the end credits started. Thanks to Riff Trax great riffing I went back and watched the rest of the film. Thanks guys for making the unwatchable more entertaining.
YES!! I finally get to see movie riffed in it's full glory! I'll get the Popcorn!
"Trash Bear" reminds me, here in Cheyenne, we had "Roof Dog." Not sure how the legend got started, but apparently something about a dog running back-and-forth across a roof in the middle of the city, barking. Sadly, he passed, from what I know, and now, Roof Dog is only a legend, living in history.
Starring the forgotten Belushi brother, Jeff.
I thought it was the forgotten Manning brother, Wally.
And the secret Baldwin, Corky.
“ just relax sir, I’m a freelance chiropractor “ 🙌🙌🙌
"Truck logo by a malfunctioning Spirograph" is one of the best riffs ever.
If only the Three Stooges had been doing the birthday party, then I could have taken that scene much more seriously.
I think the title should have been, Pressure Pointless.
26:38 “Nope, there’s just NOT.”
🤣🤣🤣
Ah yes the classic balance of having the villains be as inept as the spy.
This is one of those movies where I'd give an A for effort.
Neil Breen saw this movie and thought, “Meh, I can do worse.” And then he did. Six times.
I can’t get over the cardboard window frame at 48:38.
Right? 😂 how did they not bust out laughing at that?
I actually really like the title theme music at 2:40.
Edit - also plays over the credits. Rifftrax were nice enough to play the entire thing without talking over it
Agree! It is a surprisingly catchy tune.
I will enjoy this premiere in my luxury TIME-share...
Is that Stacy Keach I hear??😂
In my home cahntry
Is it powered by sol puhnulls?
This is right up there with True Lies..... just..... so magnificent. 😅
"How many tears can a chin butt hold?" Laughed so loud my co-workers are looking at me funny.
Nice to see members of the Time Chasers cast like "Nick" at c.30:30 and Matt as the prison guard.
Like family up there in Vermont when it comes to movie making...
Jimmy the corrections officer was the overacting cabbie! Just missing a certain newspaper reporter and a somewhat goofy airplane mechanic.
A buffet of mediocrity.
Where's JK?
@@riceymartin2203 Tending to EvilCo business.
@@riceymartin2203 "Tell JK I'm one of his team players!"
I was just watching this last night on Tubi. I love this riff lol
Did you watch the RiffTrax or just the regular movie?? I’ve been thinking of getting Tubi.
There’s a bunch of rifftrax available on Tubi for free with ads. A good selection of rifftrax live as well.
@@nonprofitgirl Tubi has a nice set of older riffs. From predictable classic Riffs like Birdemic and Samurai Cop to (surprisingly) Its a Wonderful Life. (Made during a brief window of public domain access.) A lot of times the unriffed version is also there, but if you just search "Rifftrax" you'll find plenty.
There’s a ton of rifftrax on Tubi.
@@nonprofitgirltubi is free
I use his Aliases all the time and people look so confused when I tell them my names. Its awesome.
Yes! This riff is awesome
I hope for more edgewood pictures in the future. They are always great riffs.
Great riff. Hoping Death Promise gets added here too. Also I really do miss A Talking Cat ?!? 😔
And Santa’s summer house
I do too, both of the Decoteau films! Guessing he hit them hard with copywrite, but luckily they’re still on the site
@@shakeyownzTwo movies that even the riffs couldn't make tolerable.
Thank you RT for all the great shorts lately. You are spoiling us! I never tired of brilliant minds at work.
This is one of my favourite of the riffs and one of the worst(best) vanity projects ever.
Starring Leisure Suit Larry’s stunt double…
Honestly, if they ever made a Lesuire Suit Larry movie, I think this guy would be perfect for it.
He definitely gives off the loser vibe.
"best angle"
"Computer convention death"
"Anyone need a refill?" And
"Imma foreign..."
Make this one of my top 10.
I actually don't hate some of the music in this movie. It's nothing to write home about, but it's clearly better than everything else presented
Ambassador of Chile in Chile
"Tell JK I'm one of his team players!" 😂
🤣🤣🤣"Well, it's working, isn't it?"
That was hysterical, despite the fact I had no idea what was going on.
"My Guidence Counceler said i'd never blow up anything"
Thank you for the free riff!! You guys are awesome!!!❤
I feel like this movie would be improved if this guy was just an average Joe forced to become an assassin to save his family. It still wouldn't be good, but it'd be something? Maybe? I dunno. ^_^;
The protagonist looks like he wandered in off the street.
Looks more like they got an alternate universe Jim Belushi to play a bad parody version of James Bond or a bad parody version of a Bond villain.
He also looks more than a little like Bill Murray.@@shawnfields2369
@@shawnfields2369Half Steven Segal, half Belushi brother-wholly mediocre
@@winonafrog Yeah, I agree with that idea. All the mediocrity of Steven Seagal, thrown in with half of what tiny little talent Jim Belushi may have had(which isn't much), but without the talent of his brother John, and then if you crapped out a bad James Bond parody(or a very bad parody of an already awful Bond villain), this is more or less, what you'd get. But at least the riff of it is hilarious, as usual. And it's better than actually trying to sit through the entire movie by yourself, without riffs.
Top ten riff. Up there with rotor, manos, and birdemic
So somebody saw true lies and said I can do it cheaper! 😂😂
And dumber. And less interesting.
...but we have True Lies at home...
(Inserts VHS copy of this movie)
Someone actually made Threat Level Midnight
the freedom williams joke in the beginning is so good it is such a good example of these dudes on both shows
Thanks, Riff Trax! This is a good bad 'un!
Updated for 2024:
14:23 - "Tragically, halfway through his walk home, a Boeing 747 fell apart on him."
Every time I hear that riff I think, "well, on the bright side, at least it landed in one piece".
Although really, Our Hero being mashed flat in a confusing and inexplicable plane accident would be a bright side.
Thank you Rifftrax. This is only worth watching for your Riffs AND because it's the one place I've seen Larry Linville outside of MASH.
Almost the same. I saw him do a commercial once.
He really should never have taken on that role.
🤡 finally a hero I can identify with
You know, with some better writers, this would be a decent movie... I mean, among all the other movies with the exact same plot.
Also, I love the obvious Fiero kit-car near the end :D
David Giancola - never disappoints
Just ask Radical Jack
This is a real life Michael scarn film
the jump cuts are the best part of the movie
Would’ve fallen to sleep to this after playing hexen and watching Hercules with k sorbo
Hell yeah, such a fun movie (and hilarious riff). 😃👍
LOVE this one! Thank you for sharing it this way! Such a delightfully goofy movie and the riffing is superb.
The first 3rd of this is one of my favorite Riffs
One of my favorite riff 😃😃😃
I like how the pastry chef unmolds the cake he just took out of the oven like you don't have to wait a half hour or more. Not to mention it looks dry as a bone. Was it a bad pastry chef that dried it out, or is our hero a bad baker? We'll never know.
BTW do they also make that shirt for men?
The main character may be my favorite Mary Sue. The "star" wrote this masterpiece.
I know it's wrong, but I've really come to love the dumbness of this movie.
It’s a damn good riff
Was that Time Chaser himself as one of the three thugs at the convenience store?
Yep! There were two other guys from Time Chasers who portrayed two of the three employees at the prison.
Steve Railsback played Charles Manson in the "Helter Skelter" tv movie.
So nobody understood the New England comment about big ball bowling, we also have candlepin bowling with small balls
What was the "pressure point"?
Release final sacrifice please!
They probably would in a moment, but it seems like the director/producer won’t allow it. Suffice to say Tjardus has not been a Greidanus about it.
Steve Railsback starred as Charles Manson in the made for tv version of 'Helter Skelter' way back in 1977 or so...
24:35 - Oh no, they're not shooting this on the set of Space Mutiny are they? (Sound of distant speeding enforcers intensifies...)
THIS MOVIE!!! One of the BEST of the Giancola productions, THANK YOU FOR SHARING THIS ONE GUYS!! If we can get Ice Breaker as well, i can die a happy Riffter
Yes please. Roll out the Ski Bum Matt.
I guess if you can believe that a truck can travel from Vermont to DC starting in broad daylight and arriving in broad daylight you can believe that a helicopter can fly from Vermont to DC without refueling, can find one particular truck by sight on the highway because the truck inexplicably went to Virginia before turning North and heading back toward DC, that a guy who looks like he'd be winded at the end of Bowling League Night can run from the Peace Bridge to whatever the Congressional Office Building is without breaking a sweat in five minutes flat.....
1:07:14 The tripolodine-! Oh wait
😆
He was riding Un-mellow
TELL JK, I'M ONE OF HIS TEAM PLAYERS!!!
lmao so many good good jokes and roast! the MJ joke on the lawyer and "clown head" lmfao!! i appreciate this style of comedy so much.
00:14:12 I feel that my riff, which I riffed, all alone, by me, was better here:
"Well...time to eat myself, I guess."
Thank you.