I love how the bodyguard chose to stop working for the bad guy because he was against him murdering someone, but then he did nothing to actually stop the murder from happening.
Haha yeah look at get even, or a bunch of the other garbage ego driven movies on best of the worst, cynthia rothrock is a legend This movie is bizarrely similae to another one with a killer guy but also has sisters and rothrock doing kung fu, RLM watched it and were like holy crap shes awesome hahah
Cynthia Rothrock doesn't get the credit she deserves. She may have been in some crappy movies, but she's actually a very accomplished and talented martial artist and should have been way more popular in films than she was.
In her first 38 tournaments, Cynthia Rothrock took first place in forms 32 times and first place in weapons 12 times, including competing in "Men's Forms" three out of four times as there was no Women's Division. She was "Grand Master" of five tournaments and came in first place in 4 out of 5 fighting events.
Well since shes a trained martial artist the girl was never a real threat. Just like how when someone pulls a gun on you while you wear kevlar its considered a ticketable offense
I was not aware this movie was the kung fu equivalent of a musical, and people were gonna be just randomly going Jackie Chan on each other. Still, when she sneered and whipped out the knife, I laughed until I just about died.
*That's* what the movie's about? I thought this was just a random string of encounters depicting what an average day is for Honor and Glory or whatever.
Anything with Cynthia Rothrock is a must watch. She’s not the best actress ever, but she’s very likable and is amazing at martial arts. Every movie I’ve seen her in has been a fun watch.
One of my all time favourites. The Flex after beating up Americas smoothest pimp is iconic. Anytime all 3 riffers only response is laughter is always gold
Absolutely agree! One of my favorites is “Replica” when Evelyn dies in the all too slow car crash and they cut to the cemetery and all the guys can do is laugh at how abrupt and dumb it is - no fail cracks me up every time. Lol or in “Talking Cat!?!” when the soundtrack is killing Bill as they do the “clothes scanning” part - its so great
I keep re-watching the 'flex-roar' moment since last night, and now I've started showing it to people entirely without context... I think I might have a problem! LOL 😝
@@stevebastian3633 yes omg i was just going to reply about that part in replica; i've seen it so many times and i still laugh even just thinking about it, haha.
@princesstamika Not now since he tried to impersonate a law firm to force I Hate Everything to stop him from disputing the RUclips copyright strike Derek had made against IHE and for him to remove his Cool Cat review. Derek Savage probably knew what a horrible mistake that was since he was doing something that was illegal and could count as a felony which he really didn’t need given his previous arrest of owning an unregistered machine gun. And he lost every copyright strike he had made on RUclips.
Eh. Could be worse. You could be a martial artist who is hired to play the cat mascot wife Whois actually the son in drag and paper lips of a guy named Derek Savage who insists that everyone calls him “Daddy” and who loves to describe the hair of little Latina girls as “rat hair.”
Even in a film like this, where the directions and fight choreography isn't that great Rothrock's skill shines through - Rothrock is a black belt in like, seven styles and was a world champ. Her career in American films should have matched her screen presence - among the "what if" movie projects that make you wonder what could have been, William Friedkin had spent years working on an action film based on the long-running series of paperback action novels "The Executioner" created by Don Pendleton. Stallone was attached to play the protagonist, ex-Special Forces officer turned vigilante turned off-the-books covert operative Mack Bolan. Rothrock got a call from Friedkin one day, just after making the two "China O'brien" films, and Friedkin and Stallone wanted her for a major role in the film. However, it never came out of development.
Friedkin was a loon especially in later years but my god, people mention how Guillermo del Toro's Hellboy 3 not happening is the biggest crime in cinema. Honestly, I've been doing a deep dive into Rothrock's film career and one of the biggest crimes in cinema is not putting her against people like Stallone in giant studio movies. She's so likeable and obviously fun to watch when she's kicking arse.
I feel like this movie blew its most insane scene early--the homicidal senator's daughter that attacks a reporter in the street happens less than 10 minutes in.
@@planescaped Imagine NOT watching a news channel where the lead field anchor fought off a knife-wielding politician's daughter like it was nothing. She would much rather get famous for vague accusations and name-calling
Holy hell this was so epic. I don’t care what anyone says… it takes a special skill to make something this epically awesome. This is just as good as samurai cop
The "cheesiness" of this movie... I LOVE IT! Growing up in the 90's, I loved these type of movies. Everything was solved with martial arts, and looking cool, doing it. Not to mention, that I had a huge crush on Cynthia Rothrock! Thanks for the upload. One like AND a subscription, coming up!
Cynthia is a very good looking woman even now, i know i wouldn't mind rocking her roth..(not the innuendo i am proudest of, but it sounded cool in my head)
I love when people have angry flashbacks about stuff they never witnessed. 😂 This is one of my favorite so bad it’s good movies. The awkward direction is A1.
Would you still have a thing for her if I told you that she has had an entire role playing a mom who is literally her own son in drag with paper lips taped onto his face who is a cat mascot costume married to a guy named Derek Savage who insists that everyone calls him “Daddy”? And yes I am being fully serious here.
I immediately thought that bodyguard (Chuck Jeffrey's) has definitely been Eddie Murphy's stuntman and he was in Boomerang. He's done a hell of a lot of stunt work on some top films too
I tooootally forgot about this movie and I can't thank you boys enough for the amount of joy seeing this brought me. Joy which is equivalent to the creepy "Yesss sifuuuu" 🙏
Haha this is a classic for sure Also another overlap with them and RLMs best of the worst hahaha, the top two bad movie riffers Their reaction to "'college for everyone!" And the hook in the eye is so funny, also wondering why Roth rock wasn't bigger than she was (except for being in that Santa Claus vacation movie they did haha)
It's unfortunate that Robin Shou doesn't get much screen time, considering he's both a skilled martial artist and the best actor in the movie. Maybe they couldn't afford him for longer...
As someone who actually practices martial arts I can tell you this is actually legitimate legitimate. The Candles in the dojo while the wrist were touching is an actual practice technique.
As someone who is black, I can confirm that is.....hold on.....yes, that is not in fact Eddie Murphy but rather a vague facsimile of said comedian/actor.
Good ole Cynthia Rothrock movies, where even your mailman knows Kung Fu. Media needs to bring this back! The most recent one we had was Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, I think. Step it up, Hollywood!
Haha the best example of low budget movies always using grandma's house at 30:54, baby paintings, pastel nightmare and doilies Once Rich Evans pointed that out you realize all of them do that, it's never an uncle's house or a dudes, from this to samurai cop, geteven and everything in between
That's because, as Mike Stoklasa pointed out, Grandma's house now costs 6.8 million, and your uncle probably couldn't afford something like that anymore.
@@Palmiereshahaha exactly, but there's still rentals that look nice in California, from SB to LA. At least stuff filmed in canada like supernatural and Stargate had actually believable houses for the cast
Mate not to dismiss your joy, but that scream is exceptionally well known, like I knew about it as an idiot seven year old. It's in so many films and shows that it keeps circling between funny and unfunny and back again.
Ok, can we please talk about Mickey? He doesn't work, he owns a nice car, a pretty decent house(arguably even a great house), he has the time to train at the gym and have a big lunch in a restaurant, he owns a portable camera (which were quite expensive at the time) but he isn't the sharpest tool in the shed apparently. Is he from a wealthy family? Is he the secret villain of the movie? Wth is going on?
Going off the “Mickey is the secret villain” angle - honestly, that would have been an amazing twist! He doesn’t have to work, because Slade pays him to be a spy. One who infiltrates the dojo to keep on eye on Joyce (while pretending to be her friend) and reports back with what he learns.
20:25- Apparently the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksman Academy has been compensating for issues with accuracy at distance by encouraging its graduates to engage targets at butt-slapping range.
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There's not enough entries in the "the plot is standard but every character happens to be skilled in martial arts" genre.
I suppose one other movie in that genre is "Marshal Law"
You mean you don't study basic fung fu when you get that job as a drywall repairman?
When I got my computer science degree, kung fu was a required class.
You guys never grew up with Samurai Sunday then, I take it?
I'm not sure if "standard" is the term I'd use.
I can imagine Reagan showing up at Slade's prison cell "You know Slade, I could get you off but you just blew off my prayer breakfast."
I love how the bodyguard chose to stop working for the bad guy because he was against him murdering someone, but then he did nothing to actually stop the murder from happening.
To give them credit, at least they got actors who, if not good at acting, could at least legitimately do martial arts. That’s more than some films.
"Why don't the astronauts learn to drill for oil on that asteroid?!"
Except for the can. That was the only characters I didn't kung fu. 🎉😂
Haha yeah look at get even, or a bunch of the other garbage ego driven movies on best of the worst, cynthia rothrock is a legend
This movie is bizarrely similae to another one with a killer guy but also has sisters and rothrock doing kung fu, RLM watched it and were like holy crap shes awesome hahah
A lot was writing based. Whoever wrote this movie has a children's martial arts mind.
Cynthia Rothrock doesn't get the credit she deserves. She may have been in some crappy movies, but she's actually a very accomplished and talented martial artist and should have been way more popular in films than she was.
In her first 38 tournaments, Cynthia Rothrock took first place in forms 32 times and first place in weapons 12 times, including competing in "Men's Forms" three out of four times as there was no Women's Division. She was "Grand Master" of five tournaments and came in first place in 4 out of 5 fighting events.
"I'll see you later."
"OKAY."
I lose it every time.
Its a shame the best scene in the movie was in the first 20 minutes
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 OKAY.
"Oh, hi Mark."
I forgot about how a senator's daughter trying to kill a reporter on tape is just not that big a deal.
Well since shes a trained martial artist the girl was never a real threat. Just like how when someone pulls a gun on you while you wear kevlar its considered a ticketable offense
I was not aware this movie was the kung fu equivalent of a musical, and people were gonna be just randomly going Jackie Chan on each other.
Still, when she sneered and whipped out the knife, I laughed until I just about died.
I'm tempted to make a crack about Greg Gianforte here...
Guess the screenwriter must've been from Florida
I kindve forgot that plot point.
I was already in for Honor. But now you’re throwing in Glory as a bonus? You spoil us, RiffTrax.
Honor AND Glory, in THIS economy?!
@@jeremy____5747 honor and glory!?! What do you think we are, Millionaires!?!
I do appreciate that someone mentioned nuclear triggers every once in awhile to remind me of the plot.
Nice Homestar profile pic bro 👍🏻❤️
Homestar rules
*That's* what the movie's about? I thought this was just a random string of encounters depicting what an average day is for Honor and Glory or whatever.
It's weird to think RiffTrax has been going on longer than MST3K lasted.
When did I get so old?
Probably around the same time as me. Stupid space time continuum!
you are constantly getting as old as you are; so i guess "right now in this moment"
Y'all stop getting old!! Right now! 😤
You got old when you did the math. Note don't do math, forget your birthday and live life
@@EvilishDem0nic8732WhatItDo friends don't let friends do math
I legitimately loved the bit when she answered the phone with the stick.
"Yeah, I apologize to seafood every time I eat at Red Lobster" is one of my all-time favorite riffs.
😂😂😂 the best
Anything with Cynthia Rothrock is a must watch. She’s not the best actress ever, but she’s very likable and is amazing at martial arts. Every movie I’ve seen her in has been a fun watch.
One of my all time favourites. The Flex after beating up Americas smoothest pimp is iconic. Anytime all 3 riffers only response is laughter is always gold
Absolutely agree! One of my favorites is “Replica” when Evelyn dies in the all too slow car crash and they cut to the cemetery and all the guys can do is laugh at how abrupt and dumb it is - no fail cracks me up every time. Lol or in “Talking Cat!?!” when the soundtrack is killing Bill as they do the “clothes scanning” part - its so great
Ohmigod I can't breathe for laughing 😂 🤣😂 rewound it over and over again LOL
I keep re-watching the 'flex-roar' moment since last night, and now I've started showing it to people entirely without context... I think I might have a problem! LOL 😝
@@stevebastian3633 yes omg i was just going to reply about that part in replica; i've seen it so many times and i still laugh even just thinking about it, haha.
also when tgfh jumps over the coffee table and wrecks the cross-dressing server, lol
In a Cynthia Rothrock movie, everybody really was Kung Fu fighting.
And then Derek Savage hired her to basically be his son in Drag with paper lips to be his “wife.” Gee how I wish that was a joke....
Na na na na na na na?
@@kenthuang436 do you think derek savage would try to sue if he ever got riffed?
@princesstamika Not now since he tried to impersonate a law firm to force I Hate Everything to stop him from disputing the RUclips copyright strike Derek had made against IHE and for him to remove his Cool Cat review. Derek Savage probably knew what a horrible mistake that was since he was doing something that was illegal and could count as a felony which he really didn’t need given his previous arrest of owning an unregistered machine gun. And he lost every copyright strike he had made on RUclips.
@@kenthuang436 lol that sounds like a fever dream. I must search it out immediately lol
This is what happens when you put out a casting call for people who can do martial arts but forget that they might also have to act.
Eh. Could be worse. You could be a martial artist who is hired to play the cat mascot wife Whois actually the son in drag and paper lips of a guy named Derek Savage who insists that everyone calls him “Daddy” and who loves to describe the hair of little Latina girls as “rat hair.”
You’ve got to admire a production that soldiers on through all their glaring insufficiencies.
There's really something likeable and endearing about this movie through the riffs. It's fun.
Tracey: I’ve been in Hong Kong, remember? Who’s Jason Slade?”
Mike: Some loser who’s never been to Hong Kong?”
I've watched this riff probably more than 50 times and it is always funny. Most likely one of the best
Try Bermuda Triangle the dubbing for the voices is fucking ridiculous
Or Cool as Ice
The bad guy's overacting is good fodder.
@@Jameywells777 but don't forget the sissick pills
"Dancin' -It's On!" is right up there too.
_"Waking up without a kidney in Panama Citaaaaay!"_
Has anyone made a GIF of the guy answering the door and getting kicked into the air? Get on that, internet!
Even in a film like this, where the directions and fight choreography isn't that great Rothrock's skill shines through - Rothrock is a black belt in like, seven styles and was a world champ. Her career in American films should have matched her screen presence - among the "what if" movie projects that make you wonder what could have been, William Friedkin had spent years working on an action film based on the long-running series of paperback action novels "The Executioner" created by Don Pendleton. Stallone was attached to play the protagonist, ex-Special Forces officer turned vigilante turned off-the-books covert operative Mack Bolan. Rothrock got a call from Friedkin one day, just after making the two "China O'brien" films, and Friedkin and Stallone wanted her for a major role in the film. However, it never came out of development.
And then Derek Savage put her in the *third* version of his first Cool Cat movie.
Friedkin was a loon especially in later years but my god, people mention how Guillermo del Toro's Hellboy 3 not happening is the biggest crime in cinema. Honestly, I've been doing a deep dive into Rothrock's film career and one of the biggest crimes in cinema is not putting her against people like Stallone in giant studio movies. She's so likeable and obviously fun to watch when she's kicking arse.
Them being genuinely confused by every other line/scene makes this movie amazing.
I feel like this movie blew its most insane scene early--the homicidal senator's daughter that attacks a reporter in the street happens less than 10 minutes in.
Seriously. If her cameraman had filmed that, then she'd be all over national news. XD
@@planescaped Imagine NOT watching a news channel where the lead field anchor fought off a knife-wielding politician's daughter like it was nothing. She would much rather get famous for vague accusations and name-calling
They've got to Riff "Undefeatable" one day....same cast, different roles....same director.
Sounds like it’d be a good one.
Not to mention the craziest final fight scene in all movie history...
Yes!!! Jason Slade as a good guy! Stingray’s fish tank! The eyeballs! The movie is just riffing gold!!
Only if they can convince Rich Evans to participate.
How in the hell have they not riffed undefeatable yet that seems like the perfect fodder for RiffTrax
I love to think that Jason Slade is just the evil twin of Michael Scott; makes the movie even more hilarious.
i like to think michael scott is the evil twin of jason slade; makes the office even more hilarious
That’s Scarn, Michael Scarn.
I love Mike, Bill and Kevin, professional comedians doing professional comedy🤟
1:19:03 That coin bending demonstration scene is one of the greatest scenes ever captured.
Dude cynthia rothrock is a fuggin legend.
I like that: "we haven't had a scandal... of this magnitude" so he isn't upset about the scandal, just the size of it
Holy hell this was so epic. I don’t care what anyone says… it takes a special skill to make something this epically awesome. This is just as good as samurai cop
People say UFC and WWF are why boxing lost popularity in the late 90s. But now I believe it was this film
18:50
"Because he made me listen to the Eagles!"
I can relate! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The "cheesiness" of this movie... I LOVE IT! Growing up in the 90's, I loved these type of movies. Everything was solved with martial arts, and looking cool, doing it. Not to mention, that I had a huge crush on Cynthia Rothrock! Thanks for the upload. One like AND a subscription, coming up!
Cynthia is awesome. I wish they would riff more of her movies!
Cheers from Canada
Cynthia is a very good looking woman even now, i know i wouldn't mind rocking her roth..(not the innuendo i am proudest of, but it sounded cool in my head)
@Dean F. badum..tsssss
26:33 Honor and Glory ; the spritual prequel for everybody who was wondering where MCU Shang Chi's dad's rings really came from.
Those "Woah !" and "Woo...!" at the moments of *"I don't want to sound prejudiced, but I don't like taking advice from a blind man."* part.
I look at that villain and all I can think is, "If Gordon Gekko had been played by Joe Estevez..."
I love this movie. Jason Slade may be my favorite villain of all time. Hoping you do Undefeatable some day.
Username checks out. 😂
They recently did that one
I love when people have angry flashbacks about stuff they never witnessed. 😂 This is one of my favorite so bad it’s good movies. The awkward direction is A1.
That’s one of my favorite tropes, too. 😄
I legitimately had a thing for Cynthia Rothrock back in the day. Not even ashamed.
Why would anyone be ashamed of that?!
She makes a lot of dudes Rothrock hard
Back off, she's mine.
Would you still have a thing for her if I told you that she has had an entire role playing a mom who is literally her own son in drag with paper lips taped onto his face who is a cat mascot costume married to a guy named Derek Savage who insists that everyone calls him “Daddy”? And yes I am being fully serious here.
@@kenthuang436 wait what the fuck, are you serious? She's Cool Cats mother?
This is one of my all-time favorite bad movies. Love it.
The shot-on-VHS quality adds a lot to its great badness.
Wait 'til you meet my sister!
I didn't believe them but it's true. Everybody WAS kung fu fighting.
I immediately thought that bodyguard (Chuck Jeffrey's) has definitely been Eddie Murphy's stuntman and he was in Boomerang. He's done a hell of a lot of stunt work on some top films too
This is the most aggressively early 90s thing I've seen in awhile.
Shou, Shou, let it all ou! Don’t know why, but that one was perfect….
It was good to see Harold Ramis and Don Rickles working one more time in that boardroom scene
Omfg this made my day 80s cheese!!!
"So you don't like my red sweater vest?"
Yeah except it's 1992 or 3 apparently!
Can I just say. Y'all fuckin rock. Thank you for the free content!!
LIU KANG!!! And a fatality! Flawless Victory!!
Dragon Lee, the name produced by the martial arts character name generator is played by the guy who played Liu Kang in the original MK movie
I thought I recognised him!
I tooootally forgot about this movie and I can't thank you boys enough for the amount of joy seeing this brought me. Joy which is equivalent to the creepy "Yesss sifuuuu" 🙏
Haha this is a classic for sure
Also another overlap with them and RLMs best of the worst hahaha, the top two bad movie riffers
Their reaction to "'college for everyone!" And the hook in the eye is so funny, also wondering why Roth rock wasn't bigger than she was (except for being in that Santa Claus vacation movie they did haha)
I have tooootally never, like, seen or, like, heard of, like, this, like, movie. I, like, tooootally, like, love, like, rifftraxx.
Weird reaction to no one using “like” whatsoever.
@@junghunt8645 I toootally, like, know.
It's unfortunate that Robin Shou doesn't get much screen time, considering he's both a skilled martial artist and the best actor in the movie. Maybe they couldn't afford him for longer...
I've never seen this movie before and it sure is fun watching with these guys. 😄
@1:20:20 The most impressive kung-fu in the movie - getting tape over that Pepsi logo before the next shot
They couldn't show violence to a cola machine in case the cola wars escalated out of control!
This movie rocks! One of my absolute favorite Rifftrax flicks.
Would you say it..Rothrocks?
@@Eisenwulf666 You beat me to it! 🤣👌🏻
I miss these types of movies where the bad guys had names like "Slade" or "Steel."
The Threat Level Midnight reference is just perfect. 🤣
I’d totally watch a buddy action movie/show about the reporter and the bodyguard teaming up and solving crimes.
I love that they're trying their hardest to portray Slade as a rich CEO but clearly do not have the resources to make it convincing.
"Suddenly an In Living Color sketch breaks out!" 😂😂😂
Gloriously flawed film-making, taken to ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐task by RiffTrax. THANK YOU FOR THIS FREEBIE, GENTS! 🙌🙌🙌👏👏👏🥳🥳🥳
@28:20 it's Chris Kattan's Night at the Roxbury's body double!
_"Ya'll have a bad day."_
"I hope you feel just kinda overwhelmed, like you wanna cry."
Lol jfc that got me good - 10/10 would snort-cackle again
As someone who actually practices martial arts I can tell you this is actually legitimate legitimate. The Candles in the dojo while the wrist were touching is an actual practice technique.
Kinda like the candles on top of the wooden dummy Jason has in the 17th training montage in No Retreat No Surrender?
Are you sure you arent being molested by a 3rd generation American japanese man pretending to be a martial artist?
And as someone who can't act, I can confirm that this is some of the best worst acting I've ever seen ;)
Love this crazy flic!
As someone who is black, I can confirm that is.....hold on.....yes, that is not in fact Eddie Murphy but rather a vague facsimile of said comedian/actor.
@@LembeckIsStaying Eddie Murphy's loser brother, Chip Murphy.
Good ole Cynthia Rothrock movies, where even your mailman knows Kung Fu.
Media needs to bring this back! The most recent one we had was Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, I think.
Step it up, Hollywood!
Haha the best example of low budget movies always using grandma's house at 30:54, baby paintings, pastel nightmare and doilies
Once Rich Evans pointed that out you realize all of them do that, it's never an uncle's house or a dudes, from this to samurai cop, geteven and everything in between
That's because, as Mike Stoklasa pointed out, Grandma's house now costs 6.8 million, and your uncle probably couldn't afford something like that anymore.
@@Palmiereshahaha exactly, but there's still rentals that look nice in California, from SB to LA. At least stuff filmed in canada like supernatural and Stargate had actually believable houses for the cast
@@Palmieresalso trips me out how similar this is to undefeatable with rothrock they did on the blood debts episode of botw
@@KaladinVegapunkDidn't SG-1 not move it's production to Canada until the later seasons?
The way the villain growled and mugged when demanding money at around 1:15:00 had me laughing hard. I mean, how am I supposed to take him seriously?
1:22:50 "We've had a report of illegal coin bending!"
Had me rolling! 🤣👍
Gotta respect a pimp who works out of a Nissan Maxima.
I can’t see the thumbnail for this movie without considering him lining up the houseplants to watch. So funny!
"You know...I don't think we've sufficiently established how evil the Evil Michael Scott character is yet."
- the writer after every scene, probably
Too much glory, not enough honor. Two stars.
Work and discipline have no place in the martial arts!
You mean two…hundred stars out of 10 😂
Omg I worked in the shopping bag bldg around 7min. It’s n Tyson’s and has a great view toward Shenandoah mountains
The phone call scene is probably one of Mike's best 1:03:50
I didn't know anything about this one before starting the video... I was not prepared for the "reporter gets randomly attacked" bit. 😆
Ah, what a fun riff this one is.
“I’m Amish Harold Ramis.”
Plus Kung Fu Eddie Murphy is in this film too.
@@theboombody ♪ Bow-fin-ger... ♫
This is the ‘Time Chasers’ of martial arts films.
"5:13/ 38:38......I just love it how karate fights just break out over literally nothing, WTF lmao!"
I love this movie.
5:49 "Deadly knife fight, whatever." 🤣🤣🤣
I like that you guys are keeping the credits in this one. Seems like the appreciative thing to do.
Not shaking hands with someone seems to be a theme in this movie. Saw it about three or four times. Left em’ hanging’!
"Hong Kong: Where your wardrobe is born!"
🤣👌🏽
Looking forward to more Rothrock at some point.
Try looking up lol Cat Kids Superhero on RUclips to find what has to be the lowest point of her career.
RiffTrax also did Martial Law 1 & 2 with the lovely and talented Rothrock. Worth checking out too
The Wilhelm scream! I swear-I learn something new about obscure cinema or culture every time I watch MST3K or RiffTrax.
Mate not to dismiss your joy, but that scream is exceptionally well known, like I knew about it as an idiot seven year old.
It's in so many films and shows that it keeps circling between funny and unfunny and back again.
@@WeWillAlwaysHaveVALIS Yeah, I know that now, hence the "I learn" part of my comment.
This one's for Mike, and his deep cut in The Retrievers... 🎵🎶Honor is glory and glory is honor... 🎵🎶
Auditioning for the friendship short?
Looks like Slade's office might be overlooking the Lord and Taylor / JC Penny side of Fair Oaks Mall in Fairfax circa 1992.
Ok, can we please talk about Mickey? He doesn't work, he owns a nice car, a pretty decent house(arguably even a great house), he has the time to train at the gym and have a big lunch in a restaurant, he owns a portable camera (which were quite expensive at the time) but he isn't the sharpest tool in the shed apparently. Is he from a wealthy family? Is he the secret villain of the movie? Wth is going on?
Going off the “Mickey is the secret villain” angle - honestly, that would have been an amazing twist! He doesn’t have to work, because Slade pays him to be a spy. One who infiltrates the dojo to keep on eye on Joyce (while pretending to be her friend) and reports back with what he learns.
Shou! Shou!
Leh ih all Ou!
These are the Things
I can Do Withou!
I like this movie, and I’ve not even been to Hong Kong.
1:03:50 I laughed so hard that I hit my lip and my eyes started burning. I’m gonna sue!
45:21... best line in the film!
49:26
27:04 "the deadly art of self-defense kayaking" 🤣🤣
["...with yer Ronco Trout-a-matic sushi knife & kayak paddle"]
20:25- Apparently the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksman Academy has been compensating for issues with accuracy at distance by encouraging its graduates to engage targets at butt-slapping range.
"to hell with that old bastard" always cracks me up
“More for me Slade”
Love it!! would you ever consider riffing masters of the universe (1987) ?? :D
Thank you so much, RiffTrax!
This is so making my Monday! 😃
One of the best Rifftrax.
Love you guy’s! 🍻 thank you for all that you do!!! 🙏🙏🙏
52:00
You know the villain’s a jerk when you feel bad for a pimp dressed as a giant blueberry 😂