RiffTrax: The Last Shark (Full Movie)

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

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  • @captaindunsel2048
    @captaindunsel2048 3 года назад +153

    "And he's willing to kill to get what he wants... Which is to kill." 🤣

    • @choosecarefully408
      @choosecarefully408 3 года назад +11

      As great as "He was murdered... & someone is *responsible"* from Plan 9 From Outer Space.

    • @0x777
      @0x777 3 года назад +6

      Hey, you finally get a murderer with a compelling and relatable motivation and you're still not happy. There's just no pleasing you movie enthusiasts! :)

    • @cagedstowgee4991
      @cagedstowgee4991 10 месяцев назад

      I looked at the comments and read this right as it was said in the movie! 😂

  • @mrp.9060
    @mrp.9060 3 года назад +149

    "We're gonna need a bigger budget".

  • @johnl5350
    @johnl5350 Год назад +23

    Sharks are famous for smashing their notoriously sensitive noses into heavy, sharp rocks. They love it!!!

  • @attichatchsound-bobkowal5328
    @attichatchsound-bobkowal5328 3 года назад +80

    I saw this as "Great White" when it first came out before it was pulled from theaters . Before it became an infamous "so-bad-it's good" staple .
    One of the funniest movie theater experiences I ever had!
    The more tragic and serious the scenes were meant to be, the more the audience chuckled. When the mayor slaps his son, the place broke out in laughter.

    • @anglaismoyen
      @anglaismoyen Год назад +11

      I sometimes forget that these films were actually screened in cinemas and intended for regular audiences. It's easy to assume they were made to be riffed.

    • @billsmith1846
      @billsmith1846 Год назад +3

      I remember seeing that at an old UA6 theater in Montclair CA. Waited forever in that line. Lol

    • @videogamehunter820
      @videogamehunter820 Год назад +13

      That’s why I had a hard time getting into movies like Sharknado. It was too self aware and trying to make the audience laugh, but they didn’t have the skill to do effective comedy.
      But when a movie takes itself very seriously, it’s easier to laugh at how absurd it is and then riff it/make your own comedy.
      That’s what makes a true cheesy, so-bad-that-it’s-good movie. They’re earnest, but fail (like Ed Wood’s films).

    • @graemesmith6721
      @graemesmith6721 8 месяцев назад +4

      This movie's failure at the box office due to being pulled from theaters helped to bankrupt Film Ventures International, the same company that gave us the classic MST3K movies Cave Dwellers, Pod People, Space Travelers, and Master Ninja I & II. Just before the company folded, Film Ventures head Edward L. Montoro embezzled a million dollars from its accounts and disappeared. He was never seen again. Nobody knows if he's even still alive.

  • @loneskankster2242
    @loneskankster2242 3 года назад +173

    Fun fact: More people have now seen this Rifftrax, than the actual movie

    • @jacksongibbs8998
      @jacksongibbs8998 2 года назад +17

      Funnily enough, I actually saw this movie without any commentary years before Rifftrax ever got their hands on it. It’s WAY better with riffs.

    • @foxbutterfly-eden8715
      @foxbutterfly-eden8715 2 года назад +2

      But…the actual movie is embedded in the Rifftrax, so if we watch the Riff we also watch the actual movie
      So…no. The movie itself still has more views

    • @mrwednesdaynight
      @mrwednesdaynight 2 года назад +3

      Get used to eating kraby patties!

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk Год назад +1

      Same with james nguyens entire filmography hahaha, theyre unbearable without rifftrax
      Used to be true with neil breen and best of the worst but rlm helped bring him to millions

    • @tuckerbowen4626
      @tuckerbowen4626 7 месяцев назад +2

      I've seen this riff more times than I've watched the movie Jaws

  • @solomonpachowiak106
    @solomonpachowiak106 2 года назад +16

    I'm reminded of the first episode of "Archer" where he says "WILL YOU PICK AN ACCENT AND STICK WITH IT?!"

  • @azarisLP
    @azarisLP 3 года назад +394

    It was a bold decision to record the dialogue for this entire movie with a toy microphone inside a plastic bag submerged in custard.

  • @adamellis6785
    @adamellis6785 3 года назад +154

    I think Mike, Kevin, and Bill are to be commended. The restraint necessary to refrain from any mention of Vic Morrow's fate, while watching a movie in which people die in a helicopter that was flying too low . . . Well done, men. Well done!

    • @josepholberding2776
      @josepholberding2776 3 года назад +13

      Oh yeah. oof

    • @waynehand4600
      @waynehand4600 3 года назад +12

      Touch of class,nice

    • @youngmultiverser9311
      @youngmultiverser9311 3 года назад +5

      Whose Vic Morrow

    • @adamellis6785
      @adamellis6785 3 года назад +22

      @@youngmultiverser9311 He's the guy who appears on-screen at 1:07:33 (less than 10 seconds after the helicopter crash). He was a famous actor, and was killed quite horrifically by a helicopter crash on the set of "Twilight Zone - The Movie"

    • @Vulture23
      @Vulture23 2 года назад +1

      Vic Morrow yelling about his chopper during 'Dirty Mary Crazy Larry'

  • @eyesonthey
    @eyesonthey 3 года назад +95

    "You knowa da ting abouta sharka. Its gotta da lifeless eyes lika da black olives ona da pizza pie."

    • @sweetcinnamonpnchkin
      @sweetcinnamonpnchkin 3 года назад +23

      No that’s a moray

    • @Bluemustacheproductions
      @Bluemustacheproductions 8 месяцев назад +2

      “When the moon hits the shark’s eye like a big pizza pie”.

    • @ruudvandiermen8747
      @ruudvandiermen8747 6 месяцев назад

      Not every shark..and try to talk as an adult blind eye!😂

    • @zombie..
      @zombie.. 5 месяцев назад +3

      zee accenta, it is so gouda 🤌

  • @lonestarlarry
    @lonestarlarry Год назад +10

    Grandpa Costanza and outhouse musician guy had to carry this whole movie.

  • @cbpd89
    @cbpd89 3 года назад +11

    I've never met a rubber shark movie I didn't like and this one is just *chef's kiss* bellissima!
    Sharks taking down helicopters is the most ridiculous rubber shark movie trope that I never get sick of seeing.

  • @GrahamBarth
    @GrahamBarth 3 года назад +45

    Of all the ways I thought this movie would begin, “interpretive dance on a surfboard,“ did not come to mind.

  • @huntery3568
    @huntery3568 3 года назад +32

    Six seconds into the movie and already the song is stuck in my head. Good sign.

  • @s3.14dervision
    @s3.14dervision 6 месяцев назад +6

    "It's a-me, Sharkio"! 😂

  • @muskyoxes
    @muskyoxes 3 года назад +103

    I didn't expect the visceral, deeply personal hatred of windsurfing

    • @tonyromano6220
      @tonyromano6220 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍👍👍

    • @neon5162
      @neon5162 3 года назад +2

      Trust me wind surfing is much better than whatever that guy was doing

    • @Popebug
      @Popebug 2 года назад +14

      They're from Wisconsin, the concept of summer offends them.

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle Год назад +3

      At least it wasn't... _rock climbing._

    • @demonkingbadger6689
      @demonkingbadger6689 Год назад +1

      @@Popebug as someone living in the South during summer right now, i agree with them.

  • @paulg6268
    @paulg6268 3 года назад +44

    I think this movie sets the record for most mustaches in one film................

    • @victorhernandez8723
      @victorhernandez8723 2 года назад +1

      They must’ve had a Burt Reynolds fan club in Italy at that time.

  • @thomaspalazzolo5902
    @thomaspalazzolo5902 3 года назад +49

    I'm so excited I may just fly forty feet into the air!

  • @trouty606
    @trouty606 3 года назад +81

    Watching the comically bad "special effects" shots of the shark attacking things in this brings me back to one of my favorite riffs from Danger Death Ray: "Do go out there, you'll turn into a toy!"

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle 3 года назад +17

      Special effects by Billy!

    • @suchiuomizu
      @suchiuomizu 3 года назад +5

      Was this also filmed in a tub?

    • @Jarumo76
      @Jarumo76 3 года назад +12

      "Ah, The Ocean is beautiful in this part of the tub."

    • @chillydawgg4354
      @chillydawgg4354 3 года назад +6

      Bup ba da ba da ba boww

    • @Jarumo76
      @Jarumo76 3 года назад +6

      "Watermelon Man!"

  • @matthewmitchell5636
    @matthewmitchell5636 3 года назад +81

    within the first 20 minutes I know more about the generic first victim than I do our main characters across the whole movie. incredible.

    • @wadecarmen7501
      @wadecarmen7501 2 года назад +6

      Originally, this was called Great White. Saw it on opening weekend. Yanked from theaters after that.

  • @kevindouglas5333
    @kevindouglas5333 3 года назад +18

    The guy flying up in the air never ceases to make me burst out laughing

  • @Going2Frys
    @Going2Frys 3 года назад +48

    “Pac’d his last sun” had me in stitches for like 20 mins

    • @EssexAggiegrad2011
      @EssexAggiegrad2011 3 года назад +4

      It was "That's the same thing I said when I first saw Mike Meyers' Cat in the Hat" for me

  • @lxyacht
    @lxyacht 3 года назад +33

    Excellent pick to upload to RUclips. A great jumping on point to the Rifftrax cinematic universe.

  • @Kur10usity
    @Kur10usity Год назад +5

    It occurs to me that, from the shark's point of view, he's hit the jackpot. He snacks on a teenager, then the response is TONS of teenagers taking to the water to offer themselves as a buffet! Next, people start coming out to him with offerings of raw meat, and usually they throw themselves in (from his perspective) as dessert! 😂 This shark is like, "I must be their god!"
    Up until the moment of his death, this shark was living his best life, as a well-worshipped god. 🤣

  • @311dolphingirl
    @311dolphingirl 3 года назад +83

    I LOVE this riff!!! Play the Last Shark drinking game. Drink every time you see a mustachioed individual.
    But, don't really. You'd be dead of alcohol poisoning by the 30 minute mark.

    • @Satellite_Of_Love
      @Satellite_Of_Love 3 года назад +17

      I REALLY should have read the rest of this post before I started drinking.....*hiccup*

    • @gohawks3571
      @gohawks3571 3 года назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @UlshaRS
      @UlshaRS 3 года назад +6

      Iron liver edition, sip every time there is an uncomfortably long crotch shot of denim shorts for the length of the shot. You will survive but hopefully prevent the retention of the memories of massive amount of uncomfortably long crotch shot of denim shorts.

    • @teedup8995
      @teedup8995 3 года назад +3

      Lol!

    • @tfmaster96
      @tfmaster96 3 года назад +1

      Gives the Stephen King drinking game a run for it's money.

  • @benrichardson5662
    @benrichardson5662 Год назад +3

    28:59 funny how right after the folk singer started playing, people started packing up and getting ready to head out to the water.

  • @planescaped
    @planescaped 2 года назад +10

    Oh wow, I've seen enough of these Italian rip-offs that I am actually starting to recognize and notice the actors who keep reappearing in them! XD

  • @PhilBagels
    @PhilBagels 3 года назад +24

    I thought the silent underwater shots were a nice change of pace. But then again, I just finished watching Rollergator, with its wall-to-wall guitar noodling throughout the entire movie.

    • @Virjunior01
      @Virjunior01 3 года назад +6

      That was absolutely unreal. I was like: "okay, this scene had crummy jam music playing _the whole time,_ the one afterwards did too, and the NEXT did... my god..."

    • @0meAcat1
      @0meAcat1 3 года назад +1

      @@Virjunior01 I couldn't get over it, I mean I got it when Mike said that would be insane but I couldn't sustain the belief that the guitar would continue 😂🤯💀☠

    • @Virjunior01
      @Virjunior01 3 года назад +2

      @@0meAcat1 I kinda wanna put it on again, just because I like background noise to sleep because I'm a billion years old, but...
      Of all the brilliant shit RiffTrax has brought us, Rollergator makes me want to simultaneously puke and shit my pants while high on 3 blunts. I've never seen a background noise movie that made me feel so absolutely disgusting.

    • @0meAcat1
      @0meAcat1 3 года назад

      @@Virjunior01 challenge accepted I'm putting it on to sleep to may God forgive man and machine for their sins 🙏😪🙌

    • @suchiuomizu
      @suchiuomizu 3 года назад +2

      On the other hand those of us watching them in upload order had seen Bermuda Triangle last. We were not really eager for more underwater scenes.

  • @kalistapaige2768
    @kalistapaige2768 3 года назад +71

    Rifftrax, thanks for the uploading on RUclips! Love you guys as Rifftrax and mst3k! Please keep it going

  • @pal5683
    @pal5683 3 года назад +108

    One of the best! Still hoping for "Frogs" to get an oh so deserved riffing. It's killer frogs, how can you resist?

    • @FunkyGOB
      @FunkyGOB 3 года назад +15

      Omg. That was one of the first dvds i ever bought. Thought it was about giant man eating frogs because of the picture on the case. The frogs only kill 1 dude and he actually dies from a frigging heart attack! Was so pissed at that movie lol.
      Yeah, we definitely need the boys to riff it. Who can resist Sam Elliot?

    • @arisucheddar3097
      @arisucheddar3097 3 года назад +10

      Yeah there are surprisingly few killer frogs in the killer frog movie.

    • @HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt
      @HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt 3 года назад +6

      hey, what about the killer *snakes* in "Frogs"? are you being "snake-ist"?? are you anti-ophidian??? are you marginalizing Scaley-Americans??

    • @nickdirienzo2849
      @nickdirienzo2849 3 года назад +3

      I would like to see Slugs get a good riffing.

    • @HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt
      @HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt 3 года назад +6

      @@nickdirienzo2849 I reviewed Slugs, lol, it's so beautifully sleazy that Rifftrax would have to edit it or hit the age-restricted option. I mean, the bedroom scene... 😱 😵🤦‍♂️

  • @HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt
    @HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt 3 года назад +65

    This was one of the funniest; the RiffLads always slay with super sleazy Italian cheapo rip-off productions.

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 2 года назад

      this movie wasn't so cheap tbf..It also made a decent amount of money . All the effects and stunts are practical btw. I don't love it but i appreciate a movie like this 1000x more than a cheap cgi monstrosity like " ghost shark"

    • @HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt
      @HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt 2 года назад

      @@Eisenwulf666 HA! I Love "Ghost Shark", it's so funny & gooberish! Its only error was killing of Shawn C. Phillips so early-on! It lets Richard Moll pretend to be half as drunk as Mike from RLM! And the "soul train" mayor was hilarious!

  • @erntaku
    @erntaku 3 года назад +23

    I started watching this earlier, got about 2/3 through then stepped away for a couple of hours to work on a project. Sitting here finishing it, the pacing and stepping away has me thinking, "DAMN this is a long f**king movie!" lol

    • @jamesduncan6729
      @jamesduncan6729 3 года назад +5

      Should have just bunkered down and finished it in one go, that way the pain would have been over quicker 😆😆

  • @TerrenceNowicki
    @TerrenceNowicki 3 года назад +71

    Considering this and Devil Fish, I have to ask: do all Italian Jaws ripoff movies feature a main hero guy named "Peter?"

    • @AmyLSacks
      @AmyLSacks 3 года назад +12

      I was really hoping for a *Devil Fish* callback but if there was one it got by me. :/

    • @TerrenceNowicki
      @TerrenceNowicki 3 года назад +6

      @@AmyLSacks The crappy shark puppet wasn't on screen long enough with its mouth open for Kevin to start singing.

    • @AmyLSacks
      @AmyLSacks 3 года назад +8

      @@TerrenceNowicki But someone could've whined, "I have a tummy ache!" on the heels of a cast member calling for "PE-terrr!"

    • @TerrenceNowicki
      @TerrenceNowicki 3 года назад +6

      @@AmyLSacks Hahahaha, I actually had considered exactly that for my initial comment, here.

    • @TerrenceNowicki
      @TerrenceNowicki 3 года назад +10

      @@AmyLSacks I assume that if Mike and the others had done this movie on MST3K, there would have been a host segment where the dreaded Electrician/Dolphin Alliance returned to again lay siege to the SOL.

  • @carlsagan495
    @carlsagan495 Год назад +6

    "Hey, your son is not getting any less eaten." LOL

  • @BenVarkentine
    @BenVarkentine 3 года назад +52

    I will give this movie one thing: The stock footage of the shark chomping down on meat is legit scary.

  • @LordmonkeyTRM
    @LordmonkeyTRM 3 года назад +27

    Rifftrax you're spoiling us❤️

  • @ThreeToesofFury
    @ThreeToesofFury 3 года назад +13

    THANK YOU RIFFTRAX! As one who has previously purchased many of the flicks you are dropping, i gotta say I LOVE that you are putting full flicks on youtube. Its amazing and i look forward to whats next each time. You and your team are rockstars.

  • @adamfowler5475
    @adamfowler5475 3 года назад +8

    32:25- I'm not fooling around here people. Get in the water or I start shooting." LOL these guys make any day better for me.

  • @moonooze6171
    @moonooze6171 3 года назад +14

    "Mama mia! I banga my head against the wall!"

  • @smilingkevin
    @smilingkevin 3 года назад +8

    LOL 21:30 - can't stop laughing at the random "SHARK!"

  • @wallyman292
    @wallyman292 3 года назад +57

    Love how huge they made that chewed up sailboard prop! Totally out of line with the actual size of the board we saw earlier, but who cares, right!

    • @salvagemonster3612
      @salvagemonster3612 3 года назад +1

      Yeah Wally thanks for pointing that out. The rest of us are all to stupid to notice this. You rock Wally

    • @wallyman292
      @wallyman292 3 года назад +7

      @@salvagemonster3612 Your mommy forget to iron your undies this morning there chief???

    • @karnerblue7658
      @karnerblue7658 3 года назад +8

      @ Salvage Monster Uh oh, someone’s grumpy! 👿

    • @neon5162
      @neon5162 3 года назад +2

      Wait you were paying that much attention to the movie I just sorta zone out and listen for the riffs

    • @jean-lucpicard5510
      @jean-lucpicard5510 2 года назад +1

      @@wallyman292 She did iron them, but he was still wearing them.

  • @gohawks3571
    @gohawks3571 3 года назад +14

    Yes! I think the stupid animal ones are my favorite👍 Thanks for cheering us up, RiffTrax😀

  • @SpiderFab4
    @SpiderFab4 3 года назад +30

    OK, but this is the LAST Shark.

  • @Sleestak_Krankor_Addams
    @Sleestak_Krankor_Addams 3 года назад +52

    The Last Shark 2: The Revenge of Ed Glover was an exception to the "sequels suck" rule.

    • @AlcoholicBoredom
      @AlcoholicBoredom 3 года назад +11

      Kind of like: "Elusive: The Revenge of Robert Denby."

    • @abbycross90210
      @abbycross90210 3 года назад +5

      @@AlcoholicBoredom he's such a turkey.

  • @justinkarvelot3381
    @justinkarvelot3381 3 года назад +6

    1:30 singer sound like she's singing "Living on cocaine, drives you insane."

  • @arbknight12
    @arbknight12 3 года назад +73

    This movie is still better than Birdemic

    • @douglasjohnson4382
      @douglasjohnson4382 3 года назад +9

      I would love to see Rod vs the Sharkdemic.

    • @marybellefleur
      @marybellefleur 3 года назад +19

      Everything is better than Birdemic.

    • @UlshaRS
      @UlshaRS 3 года назад +4

      @@marybellefleur Gigli is still worse, but maybe if it had more mentions of plug in hybrid cars.

    • @Misfit_Kitten
      @Misfit_Kitten 3 года назад +8

      What this movie REALLY needed was more "srpnls".

    • @AmyLSacks
      @AmyLSacks 3 года назад +3

      @@marybellefleur Even *Twilight* ? Hmmm...

  • @RobotoSan
    @RobotoSan 3 года назад +9

    On second viewing couldn't help noticing that when the leg-less girl screamed "kill it" in her sleep at 1:03:27, she was probably referring to the weirdo in the music box at 28:51. I know that's what I immediately thought when that box was opened.

  • @joe7923
    @joe7923 3 года назад +54

    Rifftrax there are two things that I want. Two things! The first is, well, I was kinda hoping you'd go back to the Coleman Francis gold mine. The second thing is I believe that the Golden Corral should be the official sponsor of Rifftrax. Just TWO things!

    • @cwhitaker6966
      @cwhitaker6966 3 года назад +6

      JJJJIIIMMMMMMM!!

    • @CarolineBearoline
      @CarolineBearoline 3 года назад +12

      I've lead a varied and dynamic life, read several classic novels and held conversations with remarkably intelligent people. And still, your comment ranks up there as one of the truest truths ever to reach my consciousness

    • @joe7923
      @joe7923 3 года назад +10

      @@CarolineBearoline Your kind words will be etched on my tombstone, which will be located next to Joe Don Bakers so that his ethereal burps and farts will give my soul the strength needed to confront death and boldly proclaim, "Go ahead on."

    • @CarolineBearoline
      @CarolineBearoline 3 года назад +7

      @@joe7923 you silver-tongued poet, you! go forth and make this world a better, more hilarious place ❤️

    • @Jesse__H
      @Jesse__H 3 года назад +10

      @@CarolineBearoline @Joe
      You guys watch Joe Don Baker movies?

  • @erin6784
    @erin6784 3 года назад +57

    Wow. With shots practically traced from JAWS. That's some kind of impressive.

    • @ajs3994
      @ajs3994 3 года назад +4

      That's what I'm thinking when I watch this movie;
      I could be watching Jaws.

    • @douglasjohnson4382
      @douglasjohnson4382 3 года назад +4

      And "Orca" but they couldn't afford an iceberg.

    • @salvagemonster3612
      @salvagemonster3612 3 года назад

      Ughhhggggg really. This was a direct rip off of Jaws. Spielberg sued the Italians over this and stopped its release. When they were in court they did shot for shot comparisons along with characters. We all know this

    • @placer7412
      @placer7412 3 года назад +4

      @@salvagemonster3612 ok relax on the Mountain Dew kiddo, yer getting rowdy

  • @maxpower3726
    @maxpower3726 2 года назад +2

    When I noticed the mayor's name was Wells, I was really expecting a "Hells Bells! It's Mel Wells!" ;)

  • @daddydavey
    @daddydavey 3 года назад +77

    I watch you guys tear this movie apart almost daily. Right up there with Grizzly !
    Thanks for putting this one out for us poor folk.

    • @DefaultUser61
      @DefaultUser61 3 года назад +7

      I’ve seen their “Birdemic” Live at least 10 times. It makes me so happy!

    • @steveharvey2102
      @steveharvey2102 2 года назад

      Hi, how's it going? Just curious, is the live version any different than the original? Besides the crowd of course. Lol

    • @ytmain5994
      @ytmain5994 2 года назад +2

      @@steveharvey2102 The Live's always feature a new set of material as most of the audience has already seen the original riff.

  • @robertwalker-smith2739
    @robertwalker-smith2739 2 года назад +23

    Fun fact: most shark attacks on humans consist of one bite and then they swim away.
    It seems that they think we're a seal, get a taste, then realize 'uch, ptui'. We don't taste good to sharks.

    • @mantislake4141
      @mantislake4141 10 месяцев назад +1

      Or . . . they take a bite, let their victim bleed out and come back in a minute or two when there's less threat of the shark being injured by its prey.

  • @ArtyFartyBart
    @ArtyFartyBart 3 года назад +10

    I love these full movie uploads guys!

  • @whizwart1
    @whizwart1 3 года назад +9

    I love the Voyage of the Mimi jokes that are showing up in some of these.

  • @chetellis7413
    @chetellis7413 3 года назад +11

    This movie has some rather intense car parking scenes. I've counted three so far, with the excitement just building. Young film makers should take note, this is how it's done.

  • @zaprowsdower2879
    @zaprowsdower2879 3 года назад +34

    Great ep.
    I only wish some day they would riff one of my favorite bad movies, "Slugs" from 1988. A tour de crap of impressive proportions.

    • @JormunB
      @JormunB 3 года назад +7

      Wooof, I'm glad I stuck with Slugs, but I nearly shut it off half-way through. Glad I didn't; it's an interesting mix of weird bad and funny bad for anybody reading the comments.

    • @jean-lucpicard5510
      @jean-lucpicard5510 2 года назад +1

      Think I saw that years ago.

  • @kungfucandy
    @kungfucandy 3 года назад +6

    "It's almost lunchtime, bro! Gotta hit the sack!". I... can't stop laughing.

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 2 года назад +1

      “I’ve been a naughty harbor seal, club me, baby”

  • @Swybryd-Nation
    @Swybryd-Nation 3 года назад +17

    Take aways:
    1). Red rover red rover let Ed Glover come over
    2). “Peter-Peter!!!”

  • @GorbixElite01
    @GorbixElite01 3 года назад +66

    Just remember, none of these men are truly dead. They can be cloned using one of their many many mustach hairs.

    • @nelsondestefano4150
      @nelsondestefano4150 3 года назад +7

      We can rebuild them, we have the technology

    • @moebetta4224
      @moebetta4224 3 года назад +3

      Only if there are skin cells on the roots. You can't clone from hair.

    • @Youcifer
      @Youcifer 3 года назад +1

      @@moebetta4224 That's true. Hair doesn't have DNA.

    • @Popebug
      @Popebug 2 года назад +1

      @@moebetta4224 Woooosh

  • @jameswoodard4304
    @jameswoodard4304 3 года назад +8

    Guys, this movie was made in the 80's and chock full of Italians. Don't tell me you weren't expecting some mustaches.

    • @radiofiendify
      @radiofiendify Месяц назад

      Was it a legal requirement that all Italian men have mustaches in the 80's? Because this film has made me wonder that.

  • @MaxHarden
    @MaxHarden 2 года назад +3

    You guys make me physically laugh out loud more than anyone else in the world. Thanks.

  • @davee.9906
    @davee.9906 3 года назад +4

    Eleven minutes in and my sides hurt from laughing. I have to stop and rest before I continue.

  • @thepositivelynegativ
    @thepositivelynegativ Год назад +2

    Nothing makes me laugh out loud like these guys.

  • @Jesse__H
    @Jesse__H 3 года назад +8

    So much free Rifftrax content! 🙏🙏🙏

  • @anonagain
    @anonagain 3 года назад +64

    "Nothing says romance like Sandy Orifices."
    They're right, I dated her in college and she was molto romantico.

    • @ian_b
      @ian_b 3 года назад +6

      Heard she married a dentist in Reno.

    • @choosecarefully408
      @choosecarefully408 3 года назад +2

      @@ian_b All right, since you're waiting for it... "What was his name?"

    • @Youcifer
      @Youcifer 3 года назад +2

      Thanks for teaching me an Italian phrase :)

    • @choosecarefully408
      @choosecarefully408 3 года назад

      @@Stevie-J This took too long. Now, not only do I not know if your reply is a cultural reference, I don't even remember what I was thinking when I asked that question.
      Did they ask what someone's name was in these riffs somewhere? I forget...

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 2 года назад

      sandy orifices 😂

  • @mattstanford9673
    @mattstanford9673 Год назад +4

    RiffTrax and their ability to pick movies with the most intense car-parking scenes is unbeatable.

    • @mattstanford9673
      @mattstanford9673 Год назад +1

      "Still a better pier than Piers Morgan." I laughed entirely too hard.

  • @angusmacfrankenstein7227
    @angusmacfrankenstein7227 3 года назад +34

    Is it wrong to love that shot in the RiffTrax intro where The Mighty Thor is going all Hammer-Time on Edward Cullen?

    • @petergray7576
      @petergray7576 3 года назад +10

      No. In fact they should print it on paper money.

    • @UlshaRS
      @UlshaRS 3 года назад +6

      Smashy smashy to all sparkle-pires!

    • @wareforcoin5780
      @wareforcoin5780 3 года назад +4

      You already know the answer to this question.

    • @alanpayne1172
      @alanpayne1172 3 года назад +6

      It would be wrong not to

    • @TheRogueWolf
      @TheRogueWolf 3 года назад +3

      If that's wrong, then I don't want to be right!

  • @cyborgraptor1778
    @cyborgraptor1778 Год назад +3

    54:57 Oh my god they shot Flipper.
    The the film makers really think no one would notice that's a dolphin?

  • @TheRogueWolf
    @TheRogueWolf 3 года назад +4

    1:16:38- "Enough of a charge to open up a tank."
    A tank of what, cold cream? Those shells look like they could barely scratch the paint of a soccer mom's van!

  • @PhilBagels
    @PhilBagels 3 года назад +10

    "Meanwhile, enjoy this footage of a real shark, shot in a part of the ocean hundreds of miles away."

  • @suchiuomizu
    @suchiuomizu 3 года назад +30

    Is this revenge for the shark massacre in Bermuda Triangle?

  • @BarockDroneBomba
    @BarockDroneBomba 3 года назад +9

    Yay, I just found this. I love the MST3K guys! Subscribed!

  • @SnappingTurtle801
    @SnappingTurtle801 3 года назад +7

    Hilarious how the shark pops out of the water and poses.🤣🤣

  • @scottbubb2946
    @scottbubb2946 11 месяцев назад +3

    Whoa! Is that true? When something takes a bite out of a windsurfing board, it explodes?
    This information might come in handy someday.

  • @Oppeldeldoc1
    @Oppeldeldoc1 3 года назад +33

    The actor playing the TV director was in Escape 2000 on MST3K.
    It's too bad this film doesn't have Henry Silva too.

    • @d.b.gaston665
      @d.b.gaston665 3 года назад +9

      This was made by the same director as that and 1990 Bronx Warriors.

    • @matthewmitchell5636
      @matthewmitchell5636 3 года назад +4

      this film sadly couldn't afford Rent-A-Silva

    • @8888ADRIAN8888
      @8888ADRIAN8888 3 года назад +4

      WE. WANT. TOBLERONE!

    • @Virjunior01
      @Virjunior01 3 года назад +5

      Leave Bronx?

    • @nickfarmer2452
      @nickfarmer2452 3 года назад +3

      @@8888ADRIAN8888 It has doll's eyes! It has a fin! It's just a shark! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • @MyYTaccountName
    @MyYTaccountName 3 года назад +10

    This is a wonderful riff. Thanks for uploading.

  • @bwebbh
    @bwebbh 3 года назад +16

    Of the many Ed Glover biopics, this was in the top five.

  • @KaladinVegapunk
    @KaladinVegapunk Год назад +4

    It'll never stop being crazy that jaws single handedly created this fear of sharks.. When they kill like 2-3 people a year, snails, dogs, every other animal has a higher kill count, let alone being scared of the water, when car wrecks kill a billion percent more hahaha.

  • @chillydawgg4354
    @chillydawgg4354 3 года назад +42

    There's a dangerous shark eating people, better keep going out into the water

    • @Virjunior01
      @Virjunior01 3 года назад +8

      Pandemic America in a nutshell

  • @martinradcliffe4798
    @martinradcliffe4798 3 года назад +5

    Threw yourselves on the grenade with this one! Never ending!

  • @sistergrimace1567
    @sistergrimace1567 3 года назад +30

    That Rifftrax jingle is an absolute delight.

    • @karnerblue7658
      @karnerblue7658 3 года назад +2

      Love it. I actually bought it from their site and put it on my RiffTrax playlist. 😁

    • @chillydawgg4354
      @chillydawgg4354 3 года назад +1

      Yeah who wrote that? Is it Mike singing?

    • @sistergrimace1567
      @sistergrimace1567 3 года назад

      @@chillydawgg4354 Thats not Mike’s voice, if Mike’s voice sounds like the singer for the MST3K theme season 8-10. I don’t know who that is.

    • @Youcifer
      @Youcifer 3 года назад

      @@chillydawgg4354 It sounds like all three of them singing.

  • @SteelyBud
    @SteelyBud 3 года назад +38

    Me: I want Jaws!
    Mom: We have Jaws at home.
    Jaws at home:

    • @salvagemonster3612
      @salvagemonster3612 3 года назад +1

      What does this mean? Do I have to be a Ginger hipsters with a beard to understand stupid?

    • @tamlandipper29
      @tamlandipper29 3 года назад +1

      This film is what I'd get if I asked my dad for ghostbusters.

    • @abbycross90210
      @abbycross90210 3 года назад

      @@tamlandipper29 damn your dad sucks. I'd have at least gotten you in the right genre.

    • @abbycross90210
      @abbycross90210 3 года назад

      @@salvagemonster3612 (kid asks for name-brand pricier treat/cereal/etc.). Every mom is required to reply, "No, we have treats/cereals/etc at home." What awaits kid at home? Crappy generic/off-brand substitute for desired name-brand item. Kid's shoulders slump in defeat.

    • @jean-lucpicard5510
      @jean-lucpicard5510 2 года назад

      Never become a stand up comedian or they'll start calling you Carlos Mencia.

  • @BornNHawaii
    @BornNHawaii 2 года назад +2

    "'white death' was the variety headline when friends got cancelled" 😆

  • @ThatSockmonkey
    @ThatSockmonkey 3 года назад +50

    I've haven't wanted someone to get attacked by a shark as much as I did during the opening titles...

  • @captaindunsel2048
    @captaindunsel2048 3 года назад +7

    "That's right ladies, you're looking at the owner of an IBM personal computer" HAHAHA!

  • @windrunner5995
    @windrunner5995 3 года назад +12

    I have seen this movie so many times and I still have no clue what the plan with the helicopter was. Were they somehow planning to airlift the shark out of the water? with that tiny little hand crank? Neither of the guys brought a gun, so they apparently weren't planning to shoot it. Regardless, RIP Bernie and that cute little helicopter model.

  • @ramonosuke
    @ramonosuke 3 года назад +23

    Man, I was really hoping for a 15 minute tribute to Ed Glover

  • @IrishPuroFan
    @IrishPuroFan 3 года назад +10

    37:32 One of cinema's greatest moments *chef kiss*

  • @JohnSmith-df7uo
    @JohnSmith-df7uo 3 года назад +9

    Probably a dumb question, but what was their plan with the helicopter after it had the meat?

    • @keeftaylor834
      @keeftaylor834 8 месяцев назад

      He can't go down with one chopper, not with one he can!

  • @jdhutche35
    @jdhutche35 Год назад +5

    I love rifftrax!!! I think rifftrax shows it's about the riffs where as mst3k is more a puppet show. Whatever floats your boat give me this any day.( Sorry Joel could be the next almost equal to Mr Roger's tho)

  • @brianoneil9662
    @brianoneil9662 3 года назад +2

    I LOVE that the Guy from Harlem is in the Riffttax opening credits.

  • @vanessajazp6341
    @vanessajazp6341 3 года назад +11

    I’m loving this! It’s like the golden years of …. that show that shall not be named 😉

  • @Watchoutforsnakez
    @Watchoutforsnakez 2 года назад +1

    This hysterical. Best Riffs ever😂😂😂😂

  • @karnerblue7658
    @karnerblue7658 3 года назад +3

    What a wonderful way to start the weekend. Thanks, guys! 😘🥰

  • @Malacante4444
    @Malacante4444 3 года назад +25

    For the first ten minutes I could have sworn I’d seen this movie, but it turns out I was thinking of *another* Italian Jaws rip-off called Cruel Jaws

    • @whitingjeremyd
      @whitingjeremyd 3 года назад +2

      Same shark explosion

    • @jacksongibbs8998
      @jacksongibbs8998 3 года назад +3

      @@whitingjeremyd
      Exact same shark effects too. Cruel Jaws even stole a few seconds of the opening Star Wars theme.

    • @bananawolf2304
      @bananawolf2304 9 месяцев назад +1

      There’s a lot of shared footage in that one. It looks like they just raided every shark movie ever made and used juuuuuust enough to not trigger a copyright suit.

  • @ppjkb8
    @ppjkb8 3 года назад +4

    Lol, the Italian Quint...they tried.

  • @Mibbitmaker
    @Mibbitmaker 3 года назад +8

    That music playing during shark action scenes! It really makes me want to see..... Nine to Five... for some reason. (Really, I dare you to un-hear that!)

    • @AmyLSacks
      @AmyLSacks 3 года назад +2

      I noticed that too and was sad there were no riffs about it.

  • @edwardburek1717
    @edwardburek1717 3 года назад +21

    So who did the most scenery-chewing in this film - the inflatable shark or the Italian Captain Ron?

  • @ryanfreeborn4252
    @ryanfreeborn4252 Год назад +2

    🎵 "Pretending your Blondie, but you're not Blondie"🎵
    Lmao

  • @jmaxxtv9912
    @jmaxxtv9912 3 года назад +5

    Loved it! Thank you!

  • @gabrieldjatienza6971
    @gabrieldjatienza6971 3 года назад +2

    This movie was in 1981, retitled in the Philippines as LAST JAWS!