OverScore for Rifftrax: DAREDEVIL.
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Original run time 103 minutes OverScore 146
KEEP CIRCULATING THE TAPES.
"Dare you Damndevil !!" was one of the best Rifftrax lines ever.
Didn't make this cut, but that's okay. Everyone buy it from the guys to enjoy that line.
6:56 To quote Honest Trailers"Oh my gerd! It's the Derpdevil!"
"They got me drinkin hand AND me drinkin hand!"
I love how he apparently hears a supersonic bullet coming before it gets to him.
But he can't catch a donation bowl before it hits him in the jugular.
Theres zero logic to his powers in this haha
How would smoke make him see stuff?
The sound design is still just a joke for such an important element of the premise
At least Colin knows what kind of movie he's in and is adequately chewing the scenery haha
The Adum and pals commentary on this from YMS is fucking hilarious though, up there with Rifftrax
His tooth came out? Well now you need to see a dentist..you can't just pop a perc and call it a day, and only sociopaths chew pills hahaha
It also has an award for cringiest soundtrack of a movie ever, this movie and Catwoman just tried so hard to be the worst things ever, even after blade proved you can make good comic movies
I don't remember the film being this BAD...Thanks Rifftrax for jogging my memory-next time I will schedule a dentist appointment for root canal work without the painkillers...
"It's Mary Poppins... and she's headed to a leather bar!"
9:12 , I like how the throwing-star slashes right at her jugular, but the cut appears to the side.
"Hehehe. I'm gonna get so nude, and I'm gonna sit my huge bubbly naked ass right on Affleck's head." @10:53 The delivery of that line and the chuckling...Somehow I think Michael Clarke Duncan is laughing at that riff in heaven. XD
‘“I’m not the bad guy.
You’re not even a character.”
3:00 I'll bet Matt Damon calls his mother several times a week!
Additional line around 6:50 - "Ok, thank you universe. I was just coming to terms with you, and you go and throw me the image of a reclining, freshly boned Affleck. We're done now."
Rifftrax predicted Batfleck
13 going on murder shouldn’t have made me laugh as much as it did.
"He got me drinking hand AND me drinking hand!"
1:13 HEY! Don’t give the SyFy channel any ideas!
4:23 Holy shit! Happy Hogan is in this!
“I bet Matt Damon calls HIS mother at least once a week.” Gold!
"...I'm wet and blind and kinda stupid, too..."
I've known a few lawyers in my life and trust me, Ben Affleck being a lawyer is *way* more believable than an actor.
he actually became Batman!
Callback to "A Touch of Satan" "I sure hope he said peanuts..."
how many head of walnut do you have?
My prized walnut died.
@@petrifiedtoaster8572 This is where the fish lives
@@wickedmuffin76 This is where the Fisk lives.
Guys there was an actual Nickelback song playing during his first fight and you said nothing?!
i'm not one to tell other people what to do, but if i cood have recognized a nickleback song i really woodnt go around admitting that.
Well, they did address and mock the awful soundtrack a few times.
4:40 I didn't get your name...
Its frigid McTurndown.
Love that line.
"Frigid McTurndown"
Oh yeah the rat at the beginning was definitely a precursor of things to come......🐀🤢
It woulda been worse if Ben had wanted to film "Scaredevil", the Not Brand Echh version of Daredevil.
This film's erroneous presumptions about how much the audience would embrace it are hilarious. Being an overly smug protagonist is annoying when George Clooney has a go but at least he feigns confidence.
The Batman jokes are killing me
My favorite touch was that shade of dark red hair that no human being has ever had and screams "I dye my hair because I'm so much cooler than you." You could either go with a natural shade of human hair, or just go all the way with green or blue or pink, but no. You pick a shade that is close enough to a real hair color that it pulls you in from a distance, but is so obviously fake when you get a good look at it, it smacks you in the face. It's kind of annoying when girls do it. It is incredibly douchy for a guy, especially when we are supposed to believe it's real.
3:19 How did they call this long before it actually happened?
Your reaction to Ben Affleck's name is the same as mine pure unadulterated fear and dread and loathing and fear and dread
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Kinda wish they riffed the director’s cut too
okay but seriously, wtf was with the rattlesnake noises
Daredevil is such a dumb hero.
Ah yes, the combo of Ben "Pearl Harbor sucks" Affleck and shitty emo rock (SAAAAVE MEEEEE!).
13 Going MURDER!
“For the Betty Ford Clinic”
“Ben Affleck takes a stab at acting”
Deadpool needs to be riffed next
Lol @ that early 2000s edge lord shit
So many gay undertones from the trio in this riff.
I like it. 🤔
2:38 WELP
So the question remains: Is Ben Affleck worse as Daredevil or Batman?
Is that a trick question?
Both are bad.
HEY! Don’t you make fun of Kevin Smith. *shakes fist* 😜
Kevin Smith hasn't made a worthwhile film in over 15 years. I think some light jabs are ok.
Ugh, this movie looks horrible.
Peeee ewwww..........did Nickle Back produce this stinker? The over used CGI was more interesting than the ham free acting.
Blame the studio and record label.
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& the acting & the directing & the story & all the the people who put money on it!
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