A good one you missed. McGonagall: "It is said that the Chamber of Secrets holds something that only the heir of Slytherin can control." Rifftrax: "The thermostat!"
Yeah, Julian Glover was also Aristotle Kristatos in For Your Eyes Only and Walter Donovan in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Plus, his son played Veers in a few Star Wars video games.
@@TechnologicallyTechnical The Minister says that "they should be able to do anything" then the Minister of Magic says "that's the problem, so does the enemy".
"This is bad, they're gonna follow them back to Shelob, mother of all spiders! So they better employ the Elvish Cloak again, the one from Lórien. If not they'll get eaten alive before they reach Mount Doom and, Emperor Palpatine will triumph!"
Not in the video, but still my favourite: Hermione explains to Harry the meaning of 'mudblood'. Hermione: "It's not a term one usualy hears in civilised conversation." Riff: "Like 'Git-R-Done'."
"There once was a wizard named Voldemort, Who partied all night in Hyannis Port. He awoke feeling sore, Pulled out twelve dollars more, And said, 'Madam, please scrape off my anus wart" -MaxFagin
"Just sleeping here with my glasses on like I always do, HonK-Shu, Honk-Shu" nearly died laughing. Had to go back to see what I missed while I was laughing.
_There once was a wizard named Voldemort_ _Who partied all night in Hyannis Port_ _He awoke feeling sore_ _Pulled out $12 more_ _And said 'Madam, I'd like some crack coke to snort_ '.
"You think it would be easily cured by magic, but you'd be wrong." Take a second to pause the video and wipe the tears out of my eyes before I continue.
I think my favorite bit from this one is when they get to the school and are caught by Filch. He says “Take a good look boys…”. They add: “Drink me in!”
It’s funny that they said aragog the spider was voiced by admiral ackbar, because he was actually voiced by the actor who played general veers in the empire strikes back
Be warned, I chew scenery Fun fact about Chamber of Secrets-Alan Rickman, Jason Issacs and Kenneth Branagh made a friendly bet to see who could chew the most scenery; personally, I think Jason ate the most as Lucius Malfoy
Larry, Don, and the Mudblood.
I look this video up every couple of months because that line pops into my head and I have to laugh.
A good one you missed. McGonagall: "It is said that the Chamber of Secrets holds something that only the heir of Slytherin can control." Rifftrax: "The thermostat!"
"It was magic!" Best closing line for a Rifftrax EVER.
"Except you three: Larry, Don and the mudblood"
"I dont like spiders" "Enough in-depth character development"
Can't stop laughing hahaha
"Is every single one of their teachers an incompetent, evil child endangerer?" Well, most of them aren't evil...
"Voiced by Admiral Ackbar"
The spider was actually voiced by General Veers (the guy in the AT-AT)
Admiral Ozzel felt it was best...
Yeah, Julian Glover was also Aristotle Kristatos in For Your Eyes Only and Walter Donovan in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Plus, his son played Veers in a few Star Wars video games.
“Yes Lord Vader, I have reached the generators, the shield will be down in moments. You may start your landing.”
"She's not dead, Argus."
"She's catatonic!"
Oh my god.
"You'd think it would easily be cured by magic, but you'd be wrong." This sounds a lot like all the other scenarios of this franchise in a nutshell!
maybe they could've taken him to someone other than Hagrid
@@kenetickups6146 They have a hospital wing with a nurse that they know can help anything, but nope, Hagrid
In the sixth book, the British Minister literally says something like "You're literally wizards, why can't you solve any of what's happening?!"
@@TechnologicallyTechnical The Minister says that "they should be able to do anything" then the Minister of Magic says "that's the problem, so does the enemy".
"I raise my eyebrow at you sir......."
"You'd think it would be easily cured by magic, but you'd be wrong."
"She's not dead, Argus." "She's CAT-atonic."
That Tom Bombadil reference was frickin' awesome!
BIDDILY BINK DE BINK BOING! Now can we please have a story!?
Larry, Don and The Mudblood? Sounds like the name of a sitcom.
"This is bad, they're gonna follow them back to Shelob, mother of all spiders! So they better employ the Elvish Cloak again, the one from Lórien. If not they'll get eaten alive before they reach Mount Doom and, Emperor Palpatine will triumph!"
congratulations you win the internet
“Hey Mike, you’re riffing Kevin, stop it”
“Stop riffing us”
“You might need a little riffing vacation, Mike”
“Well unless the Enterprise reaches them in time”
"I don't even remember what I'm cheering for! I just can't stop! YAY! Please kill me!"
The music is very mysterious, the music is very mysterious.....
"Oh dear God, I'm British! " Lost it!
"You three. uh, Larry, Don, and the-uh mudblood." died.
"Why is it always me?"
"Biddle-de-bink-dee-bink boing. AND NOW CAN WE PLEASE HAVE A STORY?!?!?!"
"The car!"
"ROADTRIP"
Fucking brilliant.
"The music is very mysterious...the music is very mysterious..."
Normal View! Normal View! Nooormaaal Vieeeew!
"Roadtrip!" Why is that simple one second of this video my favorite?
Biddily-bink-dee-bink-BOOINGGG!!! Now can we PLEASE have a story?!!
I can't stop laughing at that line, hahahaha. Just waiting for the right moment to use it in real life...
That ending brought me hysterical laughter and tears LOL
"Woah, Muddy." I love Bill's voice at this part!
He says Aragog has a "voice by Admiral Ackbar"... which is doubly funny, as it's actually "General Veers".
LextheRobot that’s actually hilarious
1:57 "Settle down, muddy."
The dirty Limerick was hilarious
Snaketongue, Slugbreath and Mudblood
Not in the video, but still my favourite: Hermione explains to Harry the meaning of 'mudblood'.
Hermione: "It's not a term one usualy hears in civilised conversation."
Riff: "Like 'Git-R-Done'."
slug breath, muddy and scar head
harry potter in a weird sentence
"There once was a wizard named Voldemort,
Who partied all night in Hyannis Port.
He awoke feeling sore,
Pulled out twelve dollars more,
And said, 'Madam, please scrape off my anus wart"
-MaxFagin
"I raise my eyebrow at you sir."
"Just sleeping here with my glasses on like I always do, HonK-Shu, Honk-Shu" nearly died laughing. Had to go back to see what I missed while I was laughing.
That faucet line gets me every goddamn time
Technically Ungoliant is the mother of all spiders...
"good lord!"
"or whatever we worship"
HAHA!!
Hey Mike you're riffing Kevin stop it 😂
"I know, lets ask our lord satan for help." LOL
BIDDLEY BINK-DE-BINK BOING! Now an we please have a story?!!!
Best riff delivery ever.
"Without John Williams, I have no idea how to feel right now".
I got some news for ya...
"You seen my jumper?"
"Yes, dear, it was on the cat."
"Ah! Evil! Get away from me, demon! We are all doomed! Doomed!"
3:15 "EAT YOUR SOUL" I fucking lost it 😂👌🏼
"I'm a faucet, I don't understand any language". Lmao
That ending was hilarious!
That ending. xD
ROFL just left watching a best of rifftrax of Star wars just to come over here and they're still crackin on Jar Jar HAHA
"I raise my eyebrow at you sir" LMFAO
"Without John Williams I have no idea what to feel right now."
Larry Don the mudblood.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The ending is pure gold
Even as a fan of the Harry Potter series, this is still comedic gold.
The music is very mysterious...
_There once was a wizard named Voldemort_
_Who partied all night in Hyannis Port_
_He awoke feeling sore_
_Pulled out $12 more_
_And said 'Madam, I'd like some crack coke to snort_ '.
"You think it would be easily cured by magic, but you'd be wrong." Take a second to pause the video and wipe the tears out of my eyes before I continue.
"The car?..."
ROADTRIP
"you might need a little riffing vacation."
"says the guy who looks like Randy Bachman"
"heeyyy"
"Mike, you're riffing Kevin, stop it!"
Aren't snakes deaf? And not just deaf,don't they just have no ears at all?
"Dobby, the Jar Jar Binks of the Harry Potter franchise."
That was legit the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life
Galli, you have been awesome on the uploads, keep em coming. I bought 2 more rifftraxs since watching these.
Ok, I'll bite. What was the end of the limerick?
Tilda Adade Trust me, you don't.
"Madam, please remove my anus wart."
"KEEP CHEERING!!!!" "the music is very mysterious" omfg.
Well, at least Dobby didn't start the Clone Wars.
Wow, nice to have the guys of MST3K, now having fun of supposedly, good movies. Back then, they made fun just of horribly made movies.
"Bright blue his jacket is and his boots are... MURDER" Lol, thanks for uploading this it made my day XD
"I can't even remember a time before we started cheering!" haha I almost busted out laughing.
"Whoa there, Slugbreath!" "Whoa there, Muddy..."
I'm silently convulsing from laughter at 2 am so as not to wake anyone. I'm crying XD
Best riff ever @ 2:13:
Dumbledore: "everyone except ... you 3."
Mike: "uhh Larry, Don, and the mudblood ... "
"Ah-ha! Now that I'm reunited with my sword, I can RUUUUNNN!"
Oh god...I almost died from laughter at the end. That scene is ridiculous. My face still hurts from laughing.
"Be warned, I chew scenery."
KEEP CHEERING!
HOHOHO THE FIRE IS SPREADING
I think my favorite bit from this one is when they get to the school and are caught by Filch. He says “Take a good look boys…”. They add: “Drink me in!”
"EAT YOUR SOUL!" I busted out laughing hahahahah
2:47 this tiny moment makes me laugh more than the other jokes.
It’s funny that they said aragog the spider was voiced by admiral ackbar, because he was actually voiced by the actor who played general veers in the empire strikes back
6:08 "Back off, I'm the eevee of the wizarding world, Bitch!"
Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow! Bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are MURDER.
8:14 Everything from this point on almost killed me because I COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING
8:03 to 9:07 : One of the best Rifftrax endings ever.
This had me literally crying with laughter! I'm a Potterhead but I don't even care that these guys make fun of it! Its just too funny X'D
The best part is the fact they laugh at there own jokes
"settle down muddy!"
"Larry, Don, and...the Mudblood" LOL!
Be warned, I chew scenery
Fun fact about Chamber of Secrets-Alan Rickman, Jason Issacs and Kenneth Branagh made a friendly bet to see who could chew the most scenery; personally, I think Jason ate the most as Lucius Malfoy
1:23 road trip!
I want to hear the rest of his limerick!
Hey Mike, you're riffing Kevin!
Loved the Tom Bombadil reference.
that last bit it the best in the world XD
"The music is very mysterious... The music is very mysterious....!" xD
"we are all doomed, DOOMED!"
enterprise doesn't catch them in time
4:09 Is Mike riffing a fanfic of some sort?
Probably
Larry, Don and the Mudblood