A good one you missed. McGonagall: "It is said that the Chamber of Secrets holds something that only the heir of Slytherin can control." Rifftrax: "The thermostat!"
Yeah, Julian Glover was also Aristotle Kristatos in For Your Eyes Only and Walter Donovan in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Plus, his son played Veers in a few Star Wars video games.
@@TechnologicallyTechnical The Minister says that "they should be able to do anything" then the Minister of Magic says "that's the problem, so does the enemy".
"This is bad, they're gonna follow them back to Shelob, mother of all spiders! So they better employ the Elvish Cloak again, the one from Lórien. If not they'll get eaten alive before they reach Mount Doom and, Emperor Palpatine will triumph!"
Not in the video, but still my favourite: Hermione explains to Harry the meaning of 'mudblood'. Hermione: "It's not a term one usualy hears in civilised conversation." Riff: "Like 'Git-R-Done'."
"Just sleeping here with my glasses on like I always do, HonK-Shu, Honk-Shu" nearly died laughing. Had to go back to see what I missed while I was laughing.
"There once was a wizard named Voldemort, Who partied all night in Hyannis Port. He awoke feeling sore, Pulled out twelve dollars more, And said, 'Madam, please scrape off my anus wart" -MaxFagin
"You think it would be easily cured by magic, but you'd be wrong." Take a second to pause the video and wipe the tears out of my eyes before I continue.
"Visual representation of a preteen reading their first Harry Potter book. Sucked in, mind captured for the next decade." You all laughed at this, admit it.
Be warned, I chew scenery Fun fact about Chamber of Secrets-Alan Rickman, Jason Issacs and Kenneth Branagh made a friendly bet to see who could chew the most scenery; personally, I think Jason ate the most as Lucius Malfoy
@finrodbrs Sometimes affectionate parodies can be even MORE scathing than something from someone who hates it, because as fans they know a lot more about the actual mythology and world behind the source material.
I think my favorite bit from this one is when they get to the school and are caught by Filch. He says “Take a good look boys…”. They add: “Drink me in!”
It’s funny that they said aragog the spider was voiced by admiral ackbar, because he was actually voiced by the actor who played general veers in the empire strikes back
Larry, Don, and the Mudblood.
I look this video up every couple of months because that line pops into my head and I have to laugh.
A good one you missed. McGonagall: "It is said that the Chamber of Secrets holds something that only the heir of Slytherin can control." Rifftrax: "The thermostat!"
"It was magic!" Best closing line for a Rifftrax EVER.
"I dont like spiders" "Enough in-depth character development"
Can't stop laughing hahaha
"Voiced by Admiral Ackbar"
The spider was actually voiced by General Veers (the guy in the AT-AT)
Admiral Ozzel felt it was best...
Yeah, Julian Glover was also Aristotle Kristatos in For Your Eyes Only and Walter Donovan in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Plus, his son played Veers in a few Star Wars video games.
“Yes Lord Vader, I have reached the generators, the shield will be down in moments. You may start your landing.”
"Except you three: Larry, Don and the mudblood"
"Is every single one of their teachers an incompetent, evil child endangerer?" Well, most of them aren't evil...
"She's not dead, Argus."
"She's catatonic!"
Oh my god.
"You'd think it would easily be cured by magic, but you'd be wrong." This sounds a lot like all the other scenarios of this franchise in a nutshell!
maybe they could've taken him to someone other than Hagrid
@@kenetickups6146 They have a hospital wing with a nurse that they know can help anything, but nope, Hagrid
In the sixth book, the British Minister literally says something like "You're literally wizards, why can't you solve any of what's happening?!"
@@TechnologicallyTechnical The Minister says that "they should be able to do anything" then the Minister of Magic says "that's the problem, so does the enemy".
That Tom Bombadil reference was frickin' awesome!
"I raise my eyebrow at you sir......."
"Oh dear God, I'm British! " Lost it!
"Why is it always me?"
"Biddle-de-bink-dee-bink boing. AND NOW CAN WE PLEASE HAVE A STORY?!?!?!"
"The car!"
"ROADTRIP"
Fucking brilliant.
"This is bad, they're gonna follow them back to Shelob, mother of all spiders! So they better employ the Elvish Cloak again, the one from Lórien. If not they'll get eaten alive before they reach Mount Doom and, Emperor Palpatine will triumph!"
congratulations you win the internet
“Hey Mike, you’re riffing Kevin, stop it”
“Stop riffing us”
“You might need a little riffing vacation, Mike”
“Well unless the Enterprise reaches them in time”
"You three. uh, Larry, Don, and the-uh mudblood." died.
The music is very mysterious, the music is very mysterious.....
"You'd think it would be easily cured by magic, but you'd be wrong."
"Roadtrip!" Why is that simple one second of this video my favorite?
"She's not dead, Argus." "She's CAT-atonic."
BIDDILY BINK DE BINK BOING! Now can we please have a story!?
1:57 "Settle down, muddy."
"I don't even remember what I'm cheering for! I just can't stop! YAY! Please kill me!"
"Woah, Muddy." I love Bill's voice at this part!
That ending brought me hysterical laughter and tears LOL
Not in the video, but still my favourite: Hermione explains to Harry the meaning of 'mudblood'.
Hermione: "It's not a term one usualy hears in civilised conversation."
Riff: "Like 'Git-R-Done'."
"The music is very mysterious...the music is very mysterious..."
Normal View! Normal View! Nooormaaal Vieeeew!
Larry, Don and The Mudblood? Sounds like the name of a sitcom.
The dirty Limerick was hilarious
Snaketongue, Slugbreath and Mudblood
"Just sleeping here with my glasses on like I always do, HonK-Shu, Honk-Shu" nearly died laughing. Had to go back to see what I missed while I was laughing.
Biddily-bink-dee-bink-BOOINGGG!!! Now can we PLEASE have a story?!!
I can't stop laughing at that line, hahahaha. Just waiting for the right moment to use it in real life...
Technically Ungoliant is the mother of all spiders...
He says Aragog has a "voice by Admiral Ackbar"... which is doubly funny, as it's actually "General Veers".
LextheRobot that’s actually hilarious
"I know, lets ask our lord satan for help." LOL
"good lord!"
"or whatever we worship"
HAHA!!
"There once was a wizard named Voldemort,
Who partied all night in Hyannis Port.
He awoke feeling sore,
Pulled out twelve dollars more,
And said, 'Madam, please scrape off my anus wart"
-MaxFagin
"I raise my eyebrow at you sir."
3:15 "EAT YOUR SOUL" I fucking lost it 😂👌🏼
Larry Don the mudblood.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
slug breath, muddy and scar head
harry potter in a weird sentence
BIDDLEY BINK-DE-BINK BOING! Now an we please have a story?!!!
Best riff delivery ever.
That faucet line gets me every goddamn time
"Without John Williams, I have no idea how to feel right now".
I got some news for ya...
Even as a fan of the Harry Potter series, this is still comedic gold.
That ending. xD
"You seen my jumper?"
"Yes, dear, it was on the cat."
"Ah! Evil! Get away from me, demon! We are all doomed! Doomed!"
"I'm a faucet, I don't understand any language". Lmao
That ending was hilarious!
"you might need a little riffing vacation."
"says the guy who looks like Randy Bachman"
"heeyyy"
"Mike, you're riffing Kevin, stop it!"
Ok, I'll bite. What was the end of the limerick?
Tilda Adade Trust me, you don't.
"Madam, please remove my anus wart."
"Bright blue his jacket is and his boots are... MURDER" Lol, thanks for uploading this it made my day XD
"Without John Williams I have no idea what to feel right now."
Galli, you have been awesome on the uploads, keep em coming. I bought 2 more rifftraxs since watching these.
Hey Mike you're riffing Kevin stop it 😂
This had me literally crying with laughter! I'm a Potterhead but I don't even care that these guys make fun of it! Its just too funny X'D
Oh god...I almost died from laughter at the end. That scene is ridiculous. My face still hurts from laughing.
The music is very mysterious...
Best riff ever @ 2:13:
Dumbledore: "everyone except ... you 3."
Mike: "uhh Larry, Don, and the mudblood ... "
Well, at least Dobby didn't start the Clone Wars.
HAGRID!!! Do you have a sweater it suddenly got very drafty in herree!!!
"Ah-ha! Now that I'm reunited with my sword, I can RUUUUNNN!"
4:09 Is Mike riffing a fanfic of some sort?
Probably
"The car?..."
ROADTRIP
"You think it would be easily cured by magic, but you'd be wrong." Take a second to pause the video and wipe the tears out of my eyes before I continue.
The ending is pure gold
Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow! Bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are MURDER.
"Whoa there, Slugbreath!" "Whoa there, Muddy..."
Aren't snakes deaf? And not just deaf,don't they just have no ears at all?
"Dobby, the Jar Jar Binks of the Harry Potter franchise."
KEEP CHEERING!
ROFL just left watching a best of rifftrax of Star wars just to come over here and they're still crackin on Jar Jar HAHA
That was legit the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life
"Visual representation of a preteen reading their first Harry Potter book. Sucked in, mind captured for the next decade." You all laughed at this, admit it.
I want to hear the rest of his limerick!
"KEEP CHEERING!!!!" "the music is very mysterious" omfg.
6:08 "Back off, I'm the eevee of the wizarding world, Bitch!"
1:23 road trip!
"I raise my eyebrow at you sir" LMFAO
I'm silently convulsing from laughter at 2 am so as not to wake anyone. I'm crying XD
"settle down muddy!"
HOHOHO THE FIRE IS SPREADING
2:47 this tiny moment makes me laugh more than the other jokes.
Be warned, I chew scenery
Fun fact about Chamber of Secrets-Alan Rickman, Jason Issacs and Kenneth Branagh made a friendly bet to see who could chew the most scenery; personally, I think Jason ate the most as Lucius Malfoy
@finrodbrs Sometimes affectionate parodies can be even MORE scathing than something from someone who hates it, because as fans they know a lot more about the actual mythology and world behind the source material.
3:57 🎵The music is very mysterious! The music is very mysterious! The music is very mysterious!🎵
I think my favorite bit from this one is when they get to the school and are caught by Filch. He says “Take a good look boys…”. They add: “Drink me in!”
8:03 to 9:07 : One of the best Rifftrax endings ever.
"I can't even remember a time before we started cheering!" haha I almost busted out laughing.
It’s funny that they said aragog the spider was voiced by admiral ackbar, because he was actually voiced by the actor who played general veers in the empire strikes back
The best part is the fact they laugh at there own jokes
"Be warned, I chew scenery."
Roadtrip!
ROADTRIP!
that last bit it the best in the world XD
"Larry, Don, and...the Mudblood" LOL!
"EAT YOUR SOUL!" I busted out laughing hahahahah
"The music is very mysterious... The music is very mysterious....!" xD
Loved the Tom Bombadil reference.
4:10 Man, I want to see the movie Mike's describing!