"She's not dead, Argus." "She's catatonic." *Snort* So many lovely riffs in this selection! The Frederic Chopin one kills me every time, because it's so true.
"Victor Krum!" "Ah, his father Salacious will be so proud! Son, you've done our family a great honor and might I add, eh HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!" Brilliant joke.
I have one major problem with this video. It does not include one of the best Rifftrax jokes in the whole Harry Potter series: "What's happening? Are we winning? What's that smell?"
Making one 10-minute video must have been hard for the fan who created this compilation. I only have the first movie's Rifftrax jokes and there is a lot of hilarious jokes in this one.
French Paul 1988 I do appreciate the time and effort put into the making of this. However, in my opinion, that joke is one of the funniest they've ever done, and it would only add to the great video.
1:50 - From the first second I saw that moment in that movie, I couldn't understand it. Glad to know it's not just me that thinks that's a weird facial expression.
"It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends." - Yeah, so why did they get 50 pts and Neville only 10? 🤔
0:44 I think i've played enough Okami to say CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! and yeah props to the 2 or 3 people who got that joke....it might not have been a very good joke but someone had to make it
Because this is so funny, I can't give this a thumb's down--- but I'd like to, for the horrendous sound. Hasn't the RiffTrax tech team ever heard of COMPRESSORS?? And take some friggin' 2,8KHz out of the tone. More than 'some' actually.
"Ever been arrested for breaking and entering, Harry? I have. A lot. ...I'm not well, Harry."
Dumbledor: "I will now fight the big lady to the death."
Ethan from Resident Evil: Village: "Ah, a fellow man of culture, I see."
"She's not dead, Argus."
"She's catatonic."
*Snort*
So many lovely riffs in this selection! The Frederic Chopin one kills me every time, because it's so true.
"It's a director's cut of Avatar that's actually good"
"You're right, I don't believe it"
"Did someone duct tape a cat to a ceiling fan?"
And I'm rolling on the floor
"Meet me at the top of the stairs in ten seconds."
"Have your slinkys ready."
"Who gave the Pop Rocks to Tinkerbell?" LOL I don't think clapping will bring her back after that!
"You shall become my new cat"
"Hey, it's Doctor..um..."
"Who."
"I'm trying to remember, give me a second."
4:29, "Behold, Hagrid's sippycup! ...Of fire. ...Right sure, his sippycup... of fire!"
6:19 "Luna in the sky on that thing... aaaaaarrrrrggghhhh!" My favorite part!
"Victor Krum!"
"Ah, his father Salacious will be so proud! Son, you've done our family a great honor and might I add, eh HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!"
Brilliant joke.
"Ron! Fred! George!" "Ringo!"
"SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES"
(toad croaks) "GO TO HELL"
kills me every time, and ive replayed that about 5 times now
3:28 for the toad
4:25, "I will now fight the big lady to the death!"
Dumbledore V. Aunt Marge
I have one major problem with this video. It does not include one of the best Rifftrax jokes in the whole Harry Potter series: "What's happening? Are we winning? What's that smell?"
Making one 10-minute video must have been hard for the fan who created this compilation. I only have the first movie's Rifftrax jokes and there is a lot of hilarious jokes in this one.
French Paul 1988 I do appreciate the time and effort put into the making of this. However, in my opinion, that joke is one of the funniest they've ever done, and it would only add to the great video.
Where is that one from?
ThelolipopCreeper It’s from the fight with Quirrell when Harry starts touching his face.
That's literally the one I was looking for :)
(appears) *WHO SAYS I'M A GROSS, BLOODY BABY?*
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
"Alright Harry, now rip out the copper wiring. For, uh ya know, magic's sake."
"Myrtle!"
"Why aren't you in hell?"
lol
🎵Luna in the sky on that thing🎵
🎵aaaaaahhhhhhhhh!🎵
5:05, "No, No wah! Evil wah!"
The cat part from DH pt. 2 had me in stitches!
1:50 - From the first second I saw that moment in that movie, I couldn't understand it. Glad to know it's not just me that thinks that's a weird facial expression.
(2:05 - 2:07) "You've murdered my cat! You shall become my new cat!" (Bwahahahaha!)
Freakin' hilarious from the start of the first movie, all the way to the end of the 12th part of the last movie. :P xD
"It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends." - Yeah, so why did they get 50 pts and Neville only 10? 🤔
6:52 *"Give a hoot. Don't pollute. I'm a podium. Thank you."*
😂
Something Wicked This Way Comes, Go Ta Hell!
"Myrtle... why aren't you in hell?!"
0:44 I think i've played enough Okami to say CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! and yeah props to the 2 or 3 people who got that joke....it might not have been a very good joke but someone had to make it
Welcome back Kot-ter-dor!
Callbacks to previous riffs? I can’t get enough
00:28 Hmm, turns out I might be a wizard, after all..
I love it when Kevin can be heard cracking up.
5:55, must that always come back to haunt me.
PACKERS!!!
*gotohell*
They included the "Catatonic" joke but not "But has your pet been cat-rified?"
The end killed me xD
The “He was zapped by a fat, bucked-toothed man holding an evil baby” bit always kills me XD
“Scabbers!” Will never not be funny 😆
I'm really curious... In the end, do the guys from RiffTrax like those movies or not?!
I loved these lol
0:38 "On an unrelated note, it was right after i saw Miss Congeniality 2."
gah they make me laugh so hard,esp MIke...
No fattys on my bridge
And so, Jiminy Glick was born.
Celautious Crum hahaha
"Sorry... swallowed a dog toy!"
6:35 i wonder how all 3 of them avoided that, if they went through other exists, who went through the P-Hole?
0:54 "AND NOW, I FEED!"
Up yours Percy I'm head boy
-lupin
6:34 🤣🤣🤣
I actually wish they could do it again with new jokes!
5:39 "...Onions..."
Ah ah Better duck guys yeah watch it that P is razor sharp that was close
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍 awesome
no no Wahhh, Evil Wahhh
whyd u speed it up
The fifth movie was amazingly crappy crap, but I think that movie's riff was the best of all the HP riffs.
"I wanna cadabra!"
Because this is so funny, I can't give this a thumb's down--- but I'd like to, for the horrendous sound. Hasn't the RiffTrax tech team ever heard of COMPRESSORS?? And take some friggin' 2,8KHz out of the tone. More than 'some' actually.
I love rifftrax so much but holy shit does this sound dated. So much charm tho honestly
Lol
“What would mein fuhrer say?”
“Warner Bros. logo is about to crush us all”
“Sam Kinison’s autobiography”
lol
“Voiced by Mike Tyson”
3:00
"GO TO HELL"
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