This is totally true: I went to go see Eclipse with my girlfriend at the time, and we winced in our seats when Edward and Bella almost made love. Never in my life had I wanted to see a sex scene less. It was like when two cars almost collide and time slows to a crawl and you think "Oh shit, is this really gonna happen?"
Somehow, this comment made me feel like Moustache Dad was like Doblone (AKA Toblerone) from Escape 2000 (MST3K experiment 705). In both cases, you have a movie following uninteresting/really bland characters (Trash from the Italian Mad Max ripoff emotes roughly as much as Bella from the worst love story ever) and this one character the riffers look forward to seeing again and cheer at.
what does he actually say? (Googled Twilight: Eclipse script then searched on page for "goodbye" and found "Do you regret going?" wow that was mumbled!)
3:01 Mike's got a good point. What, is the audience supposed to assume that Bella and Jacob just walked awkwardly silently into the garage before Jacob responded?
It's not on their extremities (read = hands, feet, head, & shlong). People don't have a full head of HAIR all over their bodies either, but you all ain't crying about that, so YOU'RE the ones that are being inconsistent.
The third film "Eclipse". Aka the one where I spent a majority of the movie flipping off the screen and by the end, hated every single solitary character (especially Edward and Jacob) except Mustache Dad.
They missed the dress shop screen, where to the you see giant high heels, you think perspective. She walks by them and they are the scale of her torso.
i know that this series is otherwise a bunch of total bullcrap in every way, but 5:53 i actually get: vampires draw strength by _feeding_ on human blood, so still having some in you is like having a full tank of extra nutrients
I always figured it was because it was still pervading the body instead of just being swallowed and metabolized or whatever happens in vampire digestive systems. But yeah, there's no point in thinking about it too hard; Stephenie Meyer probably didn't.
"This is not a good idea."
"Actual note from Stephenie Meyer's editor."
LMAO BURNED
"Change me."
"Look, if you're old enough to ask to be changed, you're old enough to be pottytrained."
The only thing about Twilight I support is Team Mustache Dad.
#TeamMustacheDad
Slap it on a T-shirt!
Me too!
"The Mighty Boosh" was referenced, awesome!!!
If you ever have to watch the Twilight films again, make sure it's with these guys. Shit's hilarious.
“Marriage is just a piece of paper”
“So is the constitution. What is your point?”
“Mmm hat so wolly.” 7:10
This is totally true: I went to go see Eclipse with my girlfriend at the time, and we winced in our seats when Edward and Bella almost made love. Never in my life had I wanted to see a sex scene less. It was like when two cars almost collide and time slows to a crawl and you think "Oh shit, is this really gonna happen?"
Yep. Totally cringy. Same with the Wolf kiss.
@@GrumpyMeow-Meow And don't forget the Digi-Baby! lol
"Team Mustache Dad! Woo hoo!"
Somehow, this comment made me feel like Moustache Dad was like Doblone (AKA Toblerone) from Escape 2000 (MST3K experiment 705). In both cases, you have a movie following uninteresting/really bland characters (Trash from the Italian Mad Max ripoff emotes roughly as much as Bella from the worst love story ever) and this one character the riffers look forward to seeing again and cheer at.
"There's no Rush."
"Yes there is! They toured this year!"
XD
Unfortunately now there is no Rush touring ever again. :(
“Helicopter shots and crappy pop music, Twilight does not disappoint!”
Lol
"some blame the vogons" YEAH
Jermabrekgowen kills me every time
what does he actually say? (Googled Twilight: Eclipse script then searched on page for "goodbye" and found "Do you regret going?" wow that was mumbled!)
@@kaimln “do you regret going?”
@@jayjooisland thank you
1:52
" It's like he's willing to leap in front of you to take a bullet or something"
I'd pay to see that
I second it.
XD XD XD XD
Jeremibrikowen? Jeremibrikowen, sure.
"Time for Emo SCUBA! And remember, try to drown!"
Never watched Twilight. Love this.
The Rifftrax commentary is the only way they become somewhat watchable. Get some booze and you have a party.
"They're coming!" "Yeah, big revelation there Kreskin!" These guys make it too easy to laugh out loud!
"I've seen better CGI kids from Pixar!"
"My abs get wifi"
HAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T
"Twilight"--the franchise where all the characters either mutter or SCREAM! That's entertainment...
"Line?"
@@jbvader721 😀
"I will be forever that douche from Twilight"
Not always
Now... he's Batman 😆😆
*Vengeance
1:56 I can't believe they didn't mention the thong.
.......line?.......
........
Jerminbrikgowen
I mean hell the mighty boosh had far more plausible effects and most of those were done with just projectors
Who knew Twilight had a tween friendly version of I Spit On Your Grave as a character back story
"Housekeeping, b***h!"
Ohh you're hat's so woolly! 😂😂😂
And to think, people actually defend these movies
Do they? Who? Even just from a technical standpoint, the two films I saw were dreadful.
3:01 Mike's got a good point. What, is the audience supposed to assume that Bella and Jacob just walked awkwardly silently into the garage before Jacob responded?
"I'm like a chuck roast!" 😁
I'm in pain from laughing. Curse you all!
"Marriage is just a piece of paper." So is the constitution, what's your point? /:( Lol 🤣🤣 this made me laugh so hard
Aren't these vampires supposed to glitter in the sunlight? It's full sunlight for most of these scenes, but they aren't glittery! I feel ripped off.
The sparkly bullsh** is insulting enough but the fact that they're inconsistent with it just makes it worse.
It's not on their extremities (read = hands, feet, head, & shlong). People don't have a full head of HAIR all over their bodies either, but you all ain't crying about that, so YOU'RE the ones that are being inconsistent.
Just realized this is the compilation from that other channel lol
Wait which movie is this? Crappy pop music, twilight doesn't disappoint
The third film "Eclipse". Aka the one where I spent a majority of the movie flipping off the screen and by the end, hated every single solitary character (especially Edward and Jacob) except Mustache Dad.
Team Mustache Dad!
They missed the dress shop screen, where to the you see giant high heels, you think perspective. She walks by them and they are the scale of her torso.
OMG! The Movie has become Self-Aware! 🤕
So is the Constitution, whats your point? 😂😂😂
i know that this series is otherwise a bunch of total bullcrap in every way, but 5:53 i actually get: vampires draw strength by _feeding_ on human blood, so still having some in you is like having a full tank of extra nutrients
I always figured it was because it was still pervading the body instead of just being swallowed and metabolized or whatever happens in vampire digestive systems. But yeah, there's no point in thinking about it too hard; Stephenie Meyer probably didn't.
Line?
It blade
I'm team Edward...Elric.
...Line? ...
Sadly, I am a moustache dad.
Where'd it all go wrong?