Rifftrax vs New Moon

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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024

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  • @t1p9d
    @t1p9d 7 лет назад +92

    How great is it that it's call "New Moon" and the first shot of the movie is of a FULL moon.

    • @someidiot420
      @someidiot420 6 лет назад +8

      Steve Ohm i know u made this comment 9 months ago but 13 year old me sat in the theater calling that shit out!!

    • @TheAmityElf
      @TheAmityElf 3 года назад +3

      Not to be the person who defends it, but it's called New Moon because Edward leaves (like, her moon is gone), and at the start of the movie Edward is still there (which is why the moon is still there). Similarly, Eclipse is called Eclipse because the moon (Edward) is taking attention away from the sun (Jacob). There is a lot to ridicule about the series, and a lot to object to, but that particular symbolism holds up, at least at the surface level.

    • @matthewmitchell5636
      @matthewmitchell5636 10 месяцев назад

      now to be completely fair, a shot of a new moon would just be a black screen

  • @Timsterfield
    @Timsterfield 6 лет назад +75

    Bella's truck was the best actor in the movie.

  • @darkreyule
    @darkreyule 5 лет назад +27

    4:46 "They shot Wilhelm!".
    Well done.

  • @jbvader721
    @jbvader721 6 лет назад +47

    Rifftrax is the only way I can watch this tripe. That and a bottle of vodka or a liquor of my choice. There's no way you can watch this sober without losing what shred of sanity you have left.

    • @CitizenKahne1992
      @CitizenKahne1992 6 лет назад +8

      jbvader721 Just a bottle of Vodka, huh? The only way I can watch this...thing, is if I’m both entirely wasted and completely baked.

    • @emilinebelle7811
      @emilinebelle7811 3 года назад

      I can watch it anyway. Specially when it’s raining. It’s a good one that reminds me of my teenage years and it’s easy to make fun of. I truly enjoy it!

    • @halleck3
      @halleck3 Месяц назад +2

      I'm more or less with you folks. I could watch it sober, but it's drop-dead hilarious with a buzz and some weed :)

  • @Stormthewindhog
    @Stormthewindhog 5 лет назад +20

    that moment when you realize this is Romeo and Juliet but that Bella isnt a werewolf, completely killing the point of Romeo and Juliet, good job Twilight

  • @elafimilo8199
    @elafimilo8199 5 лет назад +21

    "Please welcome your Forks High School Fighting Tines!"

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 10 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tuckerbowen4626
    @tuckerbowen4626 5 лет назад +32

    holy crap, i just realized: a guy in Italy thinks his girlfriend is dead so he plans to commit suicide... it's like Romeo and Juliet, only with a *slightly* less compelling relationship

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle 5 лет назад +6

      At least in R&J the other characters _knew_ they were moody teenagers.

  • @cora1334
    @cora1334 5 лет назад +17

    The only POSSIBLE reason someone would dislike this is if they actually LIKE TWILIGHT and even that doesn't seem POSSIBLE.

    • @TheKyoshiFan
      @TheKyoshiFan 4 года назад +3

      Cora #1 Mass psychosis. Even my friends who were twihards are now all, “what was I thinking?”

    • @emilinebelle7811
      @emilinebelle7811 3 года назад

      I love rifftrax and I love twilight! Yes, you can do both lol

    • @emilinebelle7811
      @emilinebelle7811 3 года назад

      Literally the only thing I hate is her dreaming/screaming. Like you’d wake yourself up, I’ve no doubt.

  • @kyleshiflet9952
    @kyleshiflet9952 4 года назад +7

    If I was a vampire I would drive a stake through my own heart because of these movies

  • @Raymond13557
    @Raymond13557 5 лет назад +9

    5:42 "I'll eat you... casually and bored..ly if you don't understand!" "Why would you do that? I have the personality of sand!"

  • @ars731
    @ars731 6 лет назад +12

    5:57 the Wicker Man reference always cracks me up

  • @dirtydave2691
    @dirtydave2691 4 года назад +8

    "Shark Boy and Boring Girl".

  • @dragonheart8706
    @dragonheart8706 5 лет назад +10

    "I don't think he will."
    "You don't theenk he weeell?"

  • @blingwithconfidence
    @blingwithconfidence 6 лет назад +7

    they slay with these twilight movies i swear i just fall over myself!

  • @billybonewhacker
    @billybonewhacker 6 лет назад +7

    Goddamn this movie. Really Goddamn it , I'm praying . 🙏

  • @gilwood7530
    @gilwood7530 5 лет назад +4

    WOW ! GLAD I MISSED THESE MOVIES !

  • @Yamibakurakitty4
    @Yamibakurakitty4 5 лет назад +9

    Oh god I missed McDonald's breakfast!

  • @mariansaldo1
    @mariansaldo1 6 лет назад +9

    Riffing teenage angst.

  • @williamfairfaxmasonprescot9334
    @williamfairfaxmasonprescot9334 6 лет назад +8

    you guys are freaking awesome!

  • @ljmblacklock
    @ljmblacklock 4 года назад +5

    SharkBoy v.s. Batman... just spell my name right on the check.

  • @Zuyuri
    @Zuyuri 7 лет назад +13

    Aww, you missed the 'Boo!' at the birthday party scene. Oh well. Some of these are still pretty darn funny, though

  • @stephaniemorrissey123
    @stephaniemorrissey123 10 месяцев назад +1

    LUCKILY, Bella had a passport...considering VERY few American teenagers have one!!! Phew!!!

  • @switzerlandful
    @switzerlandful 5 лет назад +5

    I'd watch the whole movie if they were ripping on it the whole time. It would be AWESOME.

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 3 года назад +1

      @Payton Crystal-Seagal That's what booze is for.

  • @TheBelieveit1
    @TheBelieveit1 6 лет назад +16

    "Femier version of Legolas" That is NO easy task

  • @moonheartsky
    @moonheartsky 3 года назад +3

    “why didn’t you let me speak to him?!”
    “he didn’t ask for you!”
    uhhh bitch you just answered the phone at HER HOUSE 🤣

  • @HashbrownEmotions
    @HashbrownEmotions 5 лет назад +5

    @11:03 I need those noises as text tones.

  • @l.tc.5032
    @l.tc.5032 5 лет назад +3

    I'm on Team Cockroach! Especially Tahani.

  • @Virjunior01
    @Virjunior01 4 года назад +2

    Full-grown Dakota Fanning as a vampire actually fits. Probably could've even pulled off a "Claudia" better than Kirsten Dunst.

  • @dragonheart8706
    @dragonheart8706 4 года назад +2

    Can someone explain how one uploads these kinds of videos with a video and an audio track playing together? I'd love to be able to upload my favorites. 😊

  • @robertmcginty4146
    @robertmcginty4146 5 лет назад +2

    BULL BUTTER! Get Edward on the horn!

  • @BaronNate
    @BaronNate 6 лет назад +14

    this was hard to watch even with riff trax. JEEZ, how bad was this! Its unbelievably bad to the point that beastiality and necrophilia aren't even the worst thing in the movie. Ephebophilia isn't the worst part of the movie either. Bella's "acting" is the most horrible thing on earth.

  • @RachelParker-1977
    @RachelParker-1977 Год назад

    I enjoy these so much. 1:53 What makes him an idiot? 8:58 He's ALREADY dead, dummie!

  • @elafimilo8199
    @elafimilo8199 4 года назад +1

    5:35 Reeeck! You must help me, hide me, REEEECK!

  • @KushMyCologneee
    @KushMyCologneee 3 года назад +3

    “Folky douchebag music all day loooooooong”😁

  • @TheLordUrban
    @TheLordUrban 7 лет назад +11

    When she says pale faces does she really mean shovel faces?

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 6 лет назад +7

      Shovel face only applies to Robert Pattinson. Though to be fair, he deserves credit for acknowledging this series is a piece of sh** and that Stephanie Meyer is nuts.

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 6 лет назад +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 6 лет назад +3

      "They shot Wilhelm”

  • @cathipalmer8217
    @cathipalmer8217 3 года назад +3

    How come nobody but me ever makes fun of Edward's first scene in the movie? I mean, he steps out of the car into the soundtrack that to my ears sounds just like "All she wants to do is, all she wants to do is...dance" and I'm the only person in the world who thinks it funny?

  • @emilinebelle7811
    @emilinebelle7811 3 года назад

    What? Who doesn’t love fall out boy!

  • @joelzsheridancomedy3983
    @joelzsheridancomedy3983 3 года назад

    They say what every guy is thinking when he’s watching these with his lady!

  • @kentcox5788
    @kentcox5788 2 года назад

    SEE YOU ON ARBOR DAY.... THE TREES

  • @gilwood7530
    @gilwood7530 5 лет назад +3

    This is my first glimpse into the TWILIGHT Pile of crap... This is a joke , Right ??? This can't be the real movie ? CAN IT ??? I'm almost to where I GOTTA SEE THEM NOW ! The werewolf with bright white teeth killed me ! Someone PLEASE tell me whats up ...This can't be a real movie !

    • @robertmcginty4146
      @robertmcginty4146 5 лет назад +3

      Not only that, it's based on an actual book.

    • @detectivekornfed
      @detectivekornfed 4 года назад +1

      As Robert replied, these films are based on Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series books, which are mediocre at best.

  • @doomsdayaddams2894
    @doomsdayaddams2894 3 года назад

    “Like chicken tonight”! Snort.

  • @JoOneOone
    @JoOneOone 2 года назад

    Take me to Rite Aid