Not to be the person who defends it, but it's called New Moon because Edward leaves (like, her moon is gone), and at the start of the movie Edward is still there (which is why the moon is still there). Similarly, Eclipse is called Eclipse because the moon (Edward) is taking attention away from the sun (Jacob). There is a lot to ridicule about the series, and a lot to object to, but that particular symbolism holds up, at least at the surface level.
Rifftrax is the only way I can watch this tripe. That and a bottle of vodka or a liquor of my choice. There's no way you can watch this sober without losing what shred of sanity you have left.
I can watch it anyway. Specially when it’s raining. It’s a good one that reminds me of my teenage years and it’s easy to make fun of. I truly enjoy it!
holy crap, i just realized: a guy in Italy thinks his girlfriend is dead so he plans to commit suicide... it's like Romeo and Juliet, only with a *slightly* less compelling relationship
that moment when you realize this is Romeo and Juliet but that Bella isnt a werewolf, completely killing the point of Romeo and Juliet, good job Twilight
Can someone explain how one uploads these kinds of videos with a video and an audio track playing together? I'd love to be able to upload my favorites. 😊
Shovel face only applies to Robert Pattinson. Though to be fair, he deserves credit for acknowledging this series is a piece of sh** and that Stephanie Meyer is nuts.
this was hard to watch even with riff trax. JEEZ, how bad was this! Its unbelievably bad to the point that beastiality and necrophilia aren't even the worst thing in the movie. Ephebophilia isn't the worst part of the movie either. Bella's "acting" is the most horrible thing on earth.
How come nobody but me ever makes fun of Edward's first scene in the movie? I mean, he steps out of the car into the soundtrack that to my ears sounds just like "All she wants to do is, all she wants to do is...dance" and I'm the only person in the world who thinks it funny?
This is my first glimpse into the TWILIGHT Pile of crap... This is a joke , Right ??? This can't be the real movie ? CAN IT ??? I'm almost to where I GOTTA SEE THEM NOW ! The werewolf with bright white teeth killed me ! Someone PLEASE tell me whats up ...This can't be a real movie !
How great is it that it's call "New Moon" and the first shot of the movie is of a FULL moon.
Steve Ohm i know u made this comment 9 months ago but 13 year old me sat in the theater calling that shit out!!
Not to be the person who defends it, but it's called New Moon because Edward leaves (like, her moon is gone), and at the start of the movie Edward is still there (which is why the moon is still there). Similarly, Eclipse is called Eclipse because the moon (Edward) is taking attention away from the sun (Jacob). There is a lot to ridicule about the series, and a lot to object to, but that particular symbolism holds up, at least at the surface level.
now to be completely fair, a shot of a new moon would just be a black screen
4:46 "They shot Wilhelm!".
Well done.
Bella's truck was the best actor in the movie.
Most believable
Rifftrax is the only way I can watch this tripe. That and a bottle of vodka or a liquor of my choice. There's no way you can watch this sober without losing what shred of sanity you have left.
jbvader721 Just a bottle of Vodka, huh? The only way I can watch this...thing, is if I’m both entirely wasted and completely baked.
I can watch it anyway. Specially when it’s raining. It’s a good one that reminds me of my teenage years and it’s easy to make fun of. I truly enjoy it!
I'm more or less with you folks. I could watch it sober, but it's drop-dead hilarious with a buzz and some weed :)
15 years old!
Love these guys riffs still
"Please welcome your Forks High School Fighting Tines!"
😂😂😂😂😂
holy crap, i just realized: a guy in Italy thinks his girlfriend is dead so he plans to commit suicide... it's like Romeo and Juliet, only with a *slightly* less compelling relationship
At least in R&J the other characters _knew_ they were moody teenagers.
The only POSSIBLE reason someone would dislike this is if they actually LIKE TWILIGHT and even that doesn't seem POSSIBLE.
Cora #1 Mass psychosis. Even my friends who were twihards are now all, “what was I thinking?”
I love rifftrax and I love twilight! Yes, you can do both lol
Literally the only thing I hate is her dreaming/screaming. Like you’d wake yourself up, I’ve no doubt.
5:57 the Wicker Man reference always cracks me up
that moment when you realize this is Romeo and Juliet but that Bella isnt a werewolf, completely killing the point of Romeo and Juliet, good job Twilight
If I was a vampire I would drive a stake through my own heart because of these movies
5:42 "I'll eat you... casually and bored..ly if you don't understand!" "Why would you do that? I have the personality of sand!"
they slay with these twilight movies i swear i just fall over myself!
"Shark Boy and Boring Girl".
WOW ! GLAD I MISSED THESE MOVIES !
"I don't think he will."
"You don't theenk he weeell?"
I hear this movie has warwilfs.
Goddamn this movie. Really Goddamn it , I'm praying . 🙏
you guys are freaking awesome!
Oh god I missed McDonald's breakfast!
Aww, you missed the 'Boo!' at the birthday party scene. Oh well. Some of these are still pretty darn funny, though
@11:03 I need those noises as text tones.
SharkBoy v.s. Batman... just spell my name right on the check.
Well, sure. I hope Batman wins though.
LUCKILY, Bella had a passport...considering VERY few American teenagers have one!!! Phew!!!
Riffing teenage angst.
At least someone has!
“why didn’t you let me speak to him?!”
“he didn’t ask for you!”
uhhh bitch you just answered the phone at HER HOUSE 🤣
I'd watch the whole movie if they were ripping on it the whole time. It would be AWESOME.
@Payton Crystal-Seagal That's what booze is for.
I'm on Team Cockroach! Especially Tahani.
"Femier version of Legolas" That is NO easy task
Can someone explain how one uploads these kinds of videos with a video and an audio track playing together? I'd love to be able to upload my favorites. 😊
Full-grown Dakota Fanning as a vampire actually fits. Probably could've even pulled off a "Claudia" better than Kirsten Dunst.
BULL BUTTER! Get Edward on the horn!
I enjoy these so much. 1:53 What makes him an idiot? 8:58 He's ALREADY dead, dummie!
5:35 Reeeck! You must help me, hide me, REEEECK!
When she says pale faces does she really mean shovel faces?
Shovel face only applies to Robert Pattinson. Though to be fair, he deserves credit for acknowledging this series is a piece of sh** and that Stephanie Meyer is nuts.
😂😂😂😂
"They shot Wilhelm”
“Folky douchebag music all day loooooooong”😁
this was hard to watch even with riff trax. JEEZ, how bad was this! Its unbelievably bad to the point that beastiality and necrophilia aren't even the worst thing in the movie. Ephebophilia isn't the worst part of the movie either. Bella's "acting" is the most horrible thing on earth.
What? Who doesn’t love fall out boy!
How come nobody but me ever makes fun of Edward's first scene in the movie? I mean, he steps out of the car into the soundtrack that to my ears sounds just like "All she wants to do is, all she wants to do is...dance" and I'm the only person in the world who thinks it funny?
They say what every guy is thinking when he’s watching these with his lady!
SEE YOU ON ARBOR DAY.... THE TREES
Take me to Rite Aid
“Like chicken tonight”! Snort.
This is my first glimpse into the TWILIGHT Pile of crap... This is a joke , Right ??? This can't be the real movie ? CAN IT ??? I'm almost to where I GOTTA SEE THEM NOW ! The werewolf with bright white teeth killed me ! Someone PLEASE tell me whats up ...This can't be a real movie !
Not only that, it's based on an actual book.
As Robert replied, these films are based on Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series books, which are mediocre at best.