Best of Rifftrax 'Cool as Ice'
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- Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024
- Narrated by I.P. Freely. There was a point in 5th grade where I actually kinda dressed like this, well not nearly as ridiculous as some of the outfit choices you'll see in this, but there actually was a short period of time (very short) when obnoxious clothing was acceptable to just about everyone, not the moms though, they hated those Hammer pants. I even had a black and white shirt with the word 'NOT!" in humongous letters (people saying 'Not!' didn't last long either), and of course the giant pajama style parachute pants, quite comfy though, and since I've never been a blue jeans guy I wore em with the rest of my friends in the 5th grade for those one to two months when it was cool. And yes, most people really did think Vanilla Ice was cool for a short time (not me, I had old Michael Jackson cassettes), but Vanilla did make an appearance in the most popular movie at the time 'TMNT 2: The Secret of the Ooze', but people also thought MC Hammer and Kris Kross were cool as well, but at least it wasn't long before legendary 90's rock bands stepped in and said "enough of this".
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Okay, I'm gonna actually have to go and buy this one. Freaking hilarious!
I saw this fucker on Laserdisc. I'm not gonna say its the worst movie I have ever seen but that doesn't stop me from thinking it.
@@Gazdatronik my thoughts exactly
The whitest movie ever.
"Sir could you please leave our wedding? The bride is sobbing"
Ever watch a movie that dates itself so hard that it seems like a parody of the era it was made in?
This movie seems so proud to (sort of) depict one entire second of the 1990s.
"The expression of a person who realised that they are in a Vanilla Ice movie.."
Priceless..😂
The girl is like ‘I love how he mocks
and belittles others in order to impress me.’
When you actually root for the controlling, rich WASPy boyfriend to win out over the protagonist.
It's like Twilight-the entire love triangle is made of assholes
Better than a fucking wigger
Vanilla is the kind of douchebag that would honk his horn when arriving at a girlfriend's house. Or in this case, he would loudly rev his bike.
"Mrs. Doubtfire" did it better.
Vanilla Ice wanted to be James Dean.He couldn't even be Jimmy Dean!
Rowlf the Dog wouldn't be caught dead with Vanilla Ice!
HOW DARE YOU COMPARE VANILLA ICE WITH JIMMY DEAN! Do not defame Jimmy Dean like that! 😆😆
Jimmy Dean made fine sausages though.
@@Thunderchild-gz4gc Yep, yep. He sure did, yep, yep.
And Jimmy Dean makes good bacon 🥓
"And so the Burger King Kids Club was formed."
Also known as Doosh and The Gang.
"The embodiment of my sisters poor self esteem" I laughed so hard I was wheezing!
My best friend in highschool actually loved this movie and thought Mr Ice was suave with that yup yup line.
I... I can't explain it. I wish we lived closer to each other so I could persuade her to watch this again now that she's in her early 40s and a mother of two.
My best friend and I used to rent this every Friday at the local Harco pharmacy. We even had his posters from the teen magazines on our wall. I still have my posters and I bought this movie for her birthday. (We're also 40)🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"He was the inspiration for Poochy, right?"
Even though he's joking, that has a terrifying ring of truth.
So that's why he disappeared from sight: his planet needed him.
@@stuartdunlop8834 Vanilla Ice died on the way back to his home planet.
Yeah, that one slayed me:)
@Crispy PSX Poochy is one-time Simpsons characters in an episode where the "Itchy and Scratchy" show was suffering a dip in ratings. So the creators added a 'hip' dog character to try to drive up ratings, but it completely backfired because Poochy completely clashed with the style, tone, humor, and literally everything else the show was based on. So they hastily killed him off and it was back to business as usual.
@Crispy PSX Search Simpsons AND Poochie. Or the Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show.
"We could really use that clown gang from 'Akira' right now"
To run him over? I forgot what they did in that movie. I haven't seen "Akira" in a long time.
I love how the family in this movie is helpless against the bad guys, when theyre in WITNESS PROTECTION.
Like they cant call the Feds and get re-located again
I missed that the first time i watched this. Hilarious.
where is the sequel where 2 weeks later, Cat realizes the TERRIBLE mistake she had made and returns home as a social outcast and is forced to get a job at a local IGA as a cashier?
One more Yep and he’s going to become Ducky from The Land Before Time.
Which Land Before Time?
Ducky was more dignified and mature
@@Tareltonlives This dude's not even going to become Ducky from Pretty in Pink, Ice is so immature.
As the story goes Gwyneth Paltow was originally cast to be the female lead of this movie. Her father, a well known TV producer, forbade her from being in the movie. Dodged a bullet on that one Gwyneth!
Buuut he didn’t stop her from making goop juice. He’s a failure as a parent
@@livelybubbs6242He was dead by that point.
@@EddieHawkinsII in hindsight, my comment was pretty shitty. Oof
She missed out on the chance to work with the Oscar-nominated cinematographer of SCHINDLER’S LIST. Thanks, Bruce Paltrow!
@@EddieHawkinsII did the goop kill him?
It's strange that all the people in HIS OWN MOVIE seem to be kind of weirded out by him. It's like the opposite of a vanity piece.
Was he really supposed to come off like Hip Hop Johnny Bravo? This was intentional?
@@tracywalker6813 Whenever he's not in his Vanilla Ice persona in real life, he comes off as a normal guy who got his 15 minutes and went back to being just another guy after it ended. I'm fairly certain he was in on the joke for this movie.
@@tracywalker6813 I think that Mike's "he was the inspiration for 'Poochie' on 'The Simpsons,' right?" was possibly The Most Dead-on remark that could be made about him. Or at least it _would_ be. But let's face it, in real life, women fall for cool acts like him. The alternative is what? Guys who don't even act cool?
Ice needs to team up with John Dehart for the ultimate movie mash-up.
Little known fact: the woman playing Vanilla Ice's crush in this movie was one of the kids in the first Home Alone movie. She apparently didn't care if she made it big in Hollywood afterwards since she said yes to being in a Vanilla Ice film. It took a toll on Michael Gross' film career as well since the only other movies he became known for were "Tremors" and all its sequels.
@SgtBaker16 I was going to say basically the same thing :) especially 4 :)
I checked her IMDB profile. Apparently she had a recurring role in ER from 1995-2003, so at least that's something.
He did the role to impress his 8 year old son and failed.
Umm, I don't think Michael Gross' career was going anywhere anyway. How in demand are former TV sitcom dads? Ever?
When Alan Thicke got "Growing Pains" everyone thought it was a big step _up_ for him.
Although to be fair, it's best we only remember him from the Tremors movies.
"gah! Hide your queen samples!"
Lol... So good.
Imagine watching this WITHOUT the rifftrax...😫😫😫😫
Robert Shelley As a joke or if you wanted to riff this movie with your friends? Or something along those lines would still be a good reason to watch this, right? I don't have any friends though.
@@shawnfields2757 sure you have friends lol.. but like me, if we made them sit through this movie we might lose them LOL
Rob Shelley You sure I've got friends? Thanks anyway. I wouldn't subject my friends(if I had any, I mean), to this movie, unless it was the Rifftrax version. I've lost enough friends to last 2 or 3 lifetimes. I don't want to lose anymore, dude.
I imagine it'd be analogous to going into surgery without anesthesia.
No.
even this drastically shortened, riffed version of a movie is difficult to watch
They should have done this when they were still doing MST3K. It was practically gift wrapped for them.
There were so many movies from the 80’s and 90’s that they could’ve covered when MST3k was still on the air. Imagine Mike and the bots riffing Samurai Cop or this during their height.
@@sugreev2001 Which makes it bittersweet to see them doing movies like this and Samurai Cop on Rifftrax. Don’t get me wrong, the jokes were spot on, but these movies were right there for them while MST3K was still on!
@@supermariofan03 I think MST3K used more “public domain” movies in order to not have to pay royalty fees in order to use the movies. With Rifftrax,, at least in this movie’s case, they are able to skirt this by just selling an independent audio track.
@@losttribe3001 Cool As Ice was from Universal, and they’re no strangers to MST3K. Hell, they distributed the MST3K movie.
@@supermariofan03 I get that and the MST3K the Movie was something unique because Universal opened their vaults and footed the Bill for This Island Earth for them because it was a bigger budgeted theater release. But in the days of Comedy Central and SyFy (which was owned by Universal at the time), they used public domain movies or films with low licensing fees to save on budget. That’s partially why they never riffed well known movies before and is why Rifftrax is the way it is. And I say partially because there’s something Golden in the independent film industry like Birdemic and Manos. But you need to purchase the rights or enter into an agreement if you are to show and make money off of someone else’s work.
Hide your queen samples!
12:20 I'd say "still a better love story than Twilight" but, uh, I think this guy is out-Edwarding Edward.
"Oh no, Spencer's Gifts is selling door-to-door now?"
The entire plot to this movie is a grown man trying to sleep with a high school girl... A girl he doesnt know and nearly kills thirty seconds after seeing her for the first time. Also, he breaks into her house and watches her sleep... And he continues to stalk her after her and her family tell him to leave.
@ironduke0775 yes but twilight is written to pander to sixteen year old girls with bad boy syndrome. This movie is creepy and pathetic.
Also, two mobsters are there and want to blackmail the dad who's big plot revelation is that his name is Hackett.
So the exact plot of Twilight?
In the words of Linkara "Our hero, Ladies and gentlemen."
@@TheBelieveit1 hey give Twilight some credit. At least Bella was clearly into it the whole time and didn't have a boyfriend before Edward came along
“Yep yep…” Yeah, Ducky from The Land Before Time is very inspirational.
Good thing Judith Barsi didn't have to see this movie come out.
He isn't even Ducky from "Pretty in Pink"!
little known fact, the rap party at the end of Cool as Ice really is the same concert the Ninja Turtles interrupt. It wasnt intentional and the turtle actors animatronics fucked up and they busted through the sound stage wall. the director liked the what Ice was rapping so much, he just included it as part of the movie.
My favorite riff of the movie I didn't see but me and my friends couldn't stop laughing when they said "I loved your song Informer." Still crack up at that riff.
Lmao, thats so great
Wrong white rapper!!
lol
Wait: people _REMEMBER_ that guy? Cripes, I didn't think anyone ever cared enough to learn his *name* he was gone so quickly.
@@choosecarefully408 Yeah, people remember that guy, who's song actually WAS popular WHILE he was in prison, for actually killing someone, and who actually threatened to kill Vanilla Ice himself, no joke. But whats his face was only a one hit wonder, ironically, even though they're both lame, Vanilla Ice was actually successful and slightly popular(for what felt a lot longer than it actually was), even though when "Cool As Ice"; and when Vanilla Ice was "popular" I wasn't even born yet(I'm only 29, I was born in late 1993), and i STILL can't people actually took them BOTH of them seriously! It's laughable, honestly, even though the other guy (snow, yes seriously, they were both actually named after the cold, not lying), he also has a criminal record, but is somehow in even worse shape than Vanilla Ice, and even threatened to kill Ice, because when he threatens someone's life, he apparently always goes through with it, no matter what. That's what I heard anyways. They were both forgotten and terrible rappers, both better left in the past, even though the one time Vanilla was legitimately cool(pun intended), was when he was in "TMNT 2: Secret of the Ooze".
@@shawnfields2369 Ooh, additional: *mainstream media* seems to be pushing the narrative that covid was created in a lab. (It's how I can actually expect my comment to not get deleted despite mentioning it). I kid you not, there's a video with *Jordan Peterson* discussing it.
Check out chapters 7 & 8 of the book I linked. It's not the _only source_ for that information, but it's important. Viruses are not bacteria.
They neither form nor spread the way that's being claimed. So more "facts based upon whatever story our Authority Figures tell us are facts."
Vanilla Ice turned 50 last year.I had no idea he was that old.
That is also his IQ.
@@wadecarmen7501 😂😂🤣
Bro, 1990 was 30 years ago. Time to face reality, champ.
@@dildonius As long as he's not the main character in any more movies, I don't care.
I am sure he ain’t great as any character.
I will always love the reaction to seeing Ice the first time.
“What the hell is that”
This movie is like a 2-hour music video its so bad. I think the director had only done videos before
THANK you
Vanilla Ice one of the reasons in the 90’s we desperately needed Nirvana.
SOlson2375 him, and Michael Bolton.
And the unabomber
@@quester09 exactly, that no-talent ass-clown. every time i say that, i hope he's there somewhere every time someone calls him a no-talent ass-clown, he winces in pain. that is why he's still living so we can hurt little by little just to know much it feels to listen to his bullshit music.
AND Alice in Chains AND Soundgarden...
Nah, vanilla was more fun than that dreary band. The 80s were fun.
Imagine seeing this when it first came out in the theaters? Those are the people you see downtown today walking aimlessly and talking to themselves.
The Prince refrence, and the "Yo Im like the White Batman!" Dead.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
New movie idea for David Giancola: "Vanilla Icebreakers" -- Sean Astin and Rob Van Winkle co-star as two slightly lower-middle class dudes who struggle to fight global terrorism in a slightly upper-middle class world.
I'm sure it will be available in Riff Heaven.
Ice and the Hobbit
also starring Bruce Campbell
that jacket is a crime against humanity
@@kellyweingart3692 Don't forget the hat, along with his laughably bad dance moves, and his stupid, stupid rap name.
The Oscars for 1991 say Jodie Foster was Best Actress, but Kristin Minter was able to act like she was attracted to Vanilla Ice. No contest.
What people will do for a paycheck.
Meh. Even if he did look ridiculous, he was rich, famous and the dude was talented. Maybe she actually was kinda into him.
@@rjzavala87 You may be right. She looks like she is having a good time
6:15 - "Wow, for a straight girl she sure writes a lot of lesbian poetry". Lmao for some reason this had me in tears of laughter. xD
There are some movies that even these guys can't salvage. I remember when this movie was new and it was in theaters for a week, then pulled. Straight to video within a month. Vanilla Ice said it was to spite him 'cause we were all out to get him. No joke.
I really hope that they were out to get him. This movie was beyond bad.
Mike and Co salvaged this big time... yep yep.
He's one of those people who has no ability to see his faults. Tommy Wiseau springs to mind. Too many women mistake this for self-confidence when he's really just blind to his weaknesses.
@Choose Carefully
So he's like Steven Seagal?
"I looked up from the mustard smear on the table for this?"
I was born the same day this was released in theatres. That's right, I'm an ice ice baby.
"So whaddya gonna do, college girl?" "I'm not sure yet, G.E.D. failer." 🤣
"This bike is worth more than our house!"
"Even when you include the sex dungeon?"
ToruKun1 Yeah dude, that's why the sex dungeon was so expensive to put in, remember?
Ice's career was already fading before Cool as Ice was even FILMED, this movie didn't stand a chance.
TMNT 2 gave him 5 more minutes, then Arsenio happened, and here we are.
What happened with Arsenio?
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92he was basically caught lying about his life.
I love how the female lead looks like a student teacher in training at the school, not an actual high school student. She was 25 or 26 when this was made and although she’s cute as a button she looks her age.
markiangooley you sound your age by typing 12
To be fair, no one wants to see Vanilla Ice creepin' on an actual teenager.
@@dragonkeeper19600 Remember folks, he likes old ladies. This was right about the time he was licking the gap in Madonna ' s teeth... or legs... I try not to think about it. Point being, she has him beat by around 10 years.
She does look more appropriate for the role than her middle-aged boyfriend.
@@dragonkeeper19600 The last four words of that sentence were unnecessary.
I can't pick a favorite quote on this one. Every scene was hilariously funny.
Natalie Waters That's why a Best Of Rifftrax should just be the entire thing.
"Some boy trying to ride a pop culture wave he doesn't realize has already broken on the shore..."
(Jumps out window) Wait a second, I look like an idiot.... (turns hat backwards) there! fixed!
"It's like he's puking what were all thinking" LOL
I'd be interested in a sequel to this movie, set ten years later, where Kathy is struggling with a three low paying jobs because she has no qualifications, and Ice just schlings-a-schlong all day on their couch.
"I like pudding!" - Vanilla Ice
Vanilla pudding?
this is the 80s bleeding into the early 90s
“I’ll be here doing this.”
Worst screenwriting ever...
That was a riff, not the actual movie.
The part where they say go ninja go ninja shoo had me rolling. Lol
Damn. We never did find out what 'Slinging a Shlong' was.
I thought it was 'Shling a Shlong'.
It’s Sean Connery trying to sing a nursery rhyme.
Here's a hint: "shlong" means "penis".
PhilBagels yep, from the Yiddish word for snake, originally a euphemism.
In other words, he thought he was going to get lucky and convince his love interest to have sex with him.
Although Vanilla Ice had his place in rap history by being the first rap artist to hit #1 on the Billboard Hot 100, I never thought he was all that as an artist. I'd rather listen to Salt n' Pepa than Vanilla Ice any day.,
Vanilla Ice looks like if Rick Astley's mom ate radiation poisoned soup while she was pregnant.
" Hide your Queen samples " lolz
This episode is one of the best. Definitely worth a buy. The entire run is full of great riffs and the movie doesnt drag like many do
Believe it or not, THIS review made me not like Vanilla Ice. I gave him a pass on everything else, but his "acting" is unacceptable.
Making a movie where he's the big hero and everyone literally stops in their tracks to admire him is unacceptable. A male Mary Sue.
Karner Blue Also known as the “Gary Stu”
@Swift Shock Yep! 😉
Around 3:40, "Cheswick" from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" makes an appearance. Remember? "I don't want HIS cigarettes. Or his! Or his! I want MY cigarettes!!! I want something DONE!!!!"
I made 4 of my friends sit down and watch this movie with me. I really miss those guys.
Lol
And what did they ever do to you to deserve such punishment?
I was young when this putz had his moment. You couldn't even listen to the radio in those days. It was all this douche, Wilson Phillips, Hootie and the Blowfish. Then Nevermind and Ten came out and saved us all.
Purple Rain this is not
Graffiti Bridge looks like Citizen Kane compared to this.
Ain't that the truth....
2 men synchronized clap dancing..pretty sure this is how hell's angels used to intimidate squares too
Well, now I know coworker’s found my “yup yups” so hilarious
Apparently, I’m the one person it caught on with
I was 6-7 years old when Vanilla was topping the charts and I remember having deep respeckt for his wardrobe decisions and shaving things in his hair
Amazing how times change.
It's funny how we'd mostly all be lying if we said we _didn't_ find him cool; at least for a (very) short amount of time.
@@johnt.campbell316 I didn't cringe upon seeing him because I was fifty. The _instant_ I saw him I was "he's a great singer/songwriter based on how he dresses." All the music is stolen & the lyrics say nothing whatever.
Just _looking_ at hi makes me feel hollow inside...
I was about the same age at the time and I vividly remember begging my mom to let me shave the sides of my head short so I could get line designs shaved into it. 😂 God, I was such a dork!
“It’s like he’s puking what we’re all thinking.”
This movie looks as unappealing as that peanut butter, pickle, mustard and pineapple sandwich home boy makes. @4:00
I'm pretty sure Vanilla Ice entire wardrobe in this movie is used in Cyberpunk 2077
I’ve never rooted for the villain more.
So Vanilla Ice?
@@albrown7977 omg, paradox alert!
Can someone explain to me how the father from "Family Ties" got involved in this?
That's what I was thinking
This movie came out only 2 years after Family Ties ended. How does an actor go from being on a successful TV series for several years to this dumpster fire?
Maybe he lost a bet and this was the punishment.
Took a role to impress his 8 year old son and failed.
As I said elsewhere: what do you imagine the demand for former TV sitcom dads _is?_ Name others who went on to bigger fame _after_ their show was off the air? Aside from Bryan Cranston, & even then, look at the _shitty_ movies he shouldn't have had to do, where do you guys get the impression that metro-sexual wuss dads were box-office draws?
I am filled with utter revulsion... pineapple on a pickle-peanut butter sammich... WHO DOES THAT?!
even the most avid stoners and hormonally charged pregnant mothers could not even fathom making something like this. And this is coming from someones mother who was both pregante with me and did a lil herb here n there, the most surreal dish she had was Pickles & Ice cream with a pint on milk on the side.
"I'll be over here doing this!"
"Ill be over here doing this."
"Do the dandruff!"
Just happened to check out this movie's Wikipedia... actually states that the director has since dis owned this movie...😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
He directed this, the Inspector Gadget movie, and nothing else.
I don't blame him.
13:49 -- "Wait a second, I look like an idiot."
Jon Dunmore “There. Fixed.”
Once in a while I try working "schling a schlong" into conversations to see how people react.
This is either going to be the biggest pork chop I ever ate, or my bulldozer.
How did it go?
I have dpne that, i enjoy getting awkward expressions from people. I great example of how outdated slang changes over time. The last time i used it in a basic Electric woring class, the teacher said "um, i dont think it means what you think it means" 🤣
1:52 so this is what Hot Shots was making fun of.
Ah the '8-Mile' prequel
“Yup, yup”
“Catchphrase? or impression of the martians from Sesame Street”
7-Mile?
lol
Never saw this movie all the way through, but I wouldn't mind paying money for a Rifftrax treatment screening of this show.😂😅 Just shows that life does have a sense of humor 😁😊.😂😅
Ah, the 1990s, fun as well silly. Good times x3
Yep, yep.
7:24 “...but that’s what he said” “It IS?!” lol
I've watched a lot of MST3K and Rifftracks, but this movie is a hard one to watch! I have even watched all of the MST3K version of 'Mantos - the Hands of Fate' and 'Cool as Ice' might be worse movie these guys have ever had to sit through! Props to Mike and the Boyz for this one!!! Keep up the awesome work!
Mantos is one of the best ones they've done
Ladies and gentlemen: the 90s. We're very, very sorry.
JamaicanCastle This generation had its mistakes, too. like Justin Beiber.
@@NefariousDreary except this generation has brought out the worst as it's not just bieber. it's also taylor swift, the kartrashians, bad edm and hip-hop music, bad country music, sjws, pc nazis, alt-right nazis, and all sorts of horrible people.
@@thevoid99 lol sure. it's never been worse than this
@Iafiv Iv That's fine, i wouldn't disagree with that. MY last comment was a sarcastic remark suggesting this generation isn't the worst it's been. There's been worse times of nazis and racism and death and shit.
@Inthe Garbage believe me they were nowhere near as bad as the 2010s are. They had way more balls and way more imagination. But every generation has its downside. Some are just worse than others
whoa, all the people involved in the making of this film should be tried for crimes against humanity
including award-winning cinematographer janusz kaminski? this was his first hollywood film and he would later become steven spielberg's regular cinematographer. it should also be noted that gwyneth paltrow almost did the film and was to play the romantic interest but her father told her no. wow.... dad was right.
Ok, the Prince joke is the best in the movie! Laughed so hard, my face hurt!
The chick that drives the horse wtf
Interesting irony: the Cast of Cool as Ice,if Riff Trax was around when this film came out ,the cast of Cool as Ice would BEAT UP the Riff Trax guys. And another #2. Truth here, the so-called Villian (other than some borderline abusive edge) is actually man who doesn't want to be disrespected by the woman he's dating. Yet she's actually Doing That by flirting with the douchebag "hero". The boyfriend if he had any balls would be like "You want THAT? Then go take THAT,cause I know my Worth and I'm a good man who deserves a good woman that is not YOU"
Bet Nick is coming to the conclusion that Vanilla is actually some sorta demonic warlock manipulating Kathy into becoming his bride, and Nick sets forth promising to rid the world of him and goes on some quest to stop Vanilla and rescue Kathy and oh my God, this is making WAY too much sense!
Out of all of Ice's gaudy fashion, the hat with it's price tag still on is the worst
He's as cool as my fridge, which was scrapped in the desert years ago
I had to live through the invention of the WIGGER in the early 90's it was depressing.
Rap just created a more desperate version of it.
As dorky and obnoxious as the wigger was I am glad they either accepted insults or threw them back at people. Unlike todays generation who WANTS to be offended by everything.
Don't forget SNOW!!!!
@@stevenatkinson1049 Shut up Steve
@@prixe12 😂🤣😂🤣
Man, you know Vanilla is badass. I mean he has a jacket with words like SEX and DANGER written on it!
Bet he can't go into a true black neighborhood without getting jumped or roasted. Some badass.
There's not enough awesome in the world to make those pants look cool.
The studio that made this spent $6 million to make it happen.
In the early 90s.
I'll let that sink in...
Thanks for the upload! Love these guys. They always make me laugh when times are tough.
I have done the same countless times, laughter is some of the best medicine :) There are two playlists with Rifftrax and MST3K edits, if you haven't seen those yet.
Thank you. :-)
How did they survive watching this wretched dumpster fire? Their dedication is amazing
This movie was directed by David Kellogg, who then went on to direct that Matthew Broderick Inspector Gadget movie.
Really? I saw that abomination of an Inspector Gadget movie in theaters with my dad as a kid. To this day, I still hate that awful movie, and especially Matthew Broderick's acting in that movie, but when you compare it to French Stewart's even worse sequel, the Matthew Broderick movie almost looks like the respectable movie by comparison. And plus, despite sucking in that movie, Broderick has been better movies... I think. In the 80's, before I was born. But French Stewart, I can't think about any better movies he's done, but at least they're probably better than both Inspector Gagdet movies, maybe.
And the writer for this film would go on to write "Boardwalk Empire".
Even with the realism and comedy overlay of the commentary.. I just... can't even...
Here's a puzzler: which white rapper is more of an affront to human decency? Vanilla Ice or Iggy Azalea?
yes
Vanilla ice
That was decidedly fresh, Kevin.
I’m amazed this hasn’t attracted the same size of a fan base as THE ROOM 😂