Best of Rifftrax 'Cool as Ice'

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  • Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024
  • Narrated by I.P. Freely. There was a point in 5th grade where I actually kinda dressed like this, well not nearly as ridiculous as some of the outfit choices you'll see in this, but there actually was a short period of time (very short) when obnoxious clothing was acceptable to just about everyone, not the moms though, they hated those Hammer pants. I even had a black and white shirt with the word 'NOT!" in humongous letters (people saying 'Not!' didn't last long either), and of course the giant pajama style parachute pants, quite comfy though, and since I've never been a blue jeans guy I wore em with the rest of my friends in the 5th grade for those one to two months when it was cool. And yes, most people really did think Vanilla Ice was cool for a short time (not me, I had old Michael Jackson cassettes), but Vanilla did make an appearance in the most popular movie at the time 'TMNT 2: The Secret of the Ooze', but people also thought MC Hammer and Kris Kross were cool as well, but at least it wasn't long before legendary 90's rock bands stepped in and said "enough of this".
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Комментарии • 618

  • @paulasmith9736
    @paulasmith9736 6 лет назад +170

    Okay, I'm gonna actually have to go and buy this one. Freaking hilarious!

    • @Gazdatronik
      @Gazdatronik 4 года назад +5

      I saw this fucker on Laserdisc. I'm not gonna say its the worst movie I have ever seen but that doesn't stop me from thinking it.

    • @Lgykas
      @Lgykas 3 года назад +1

      @@Gazdatronik my thoughts exactly

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 2 года назад +3

      The whitest movie ever.

  • @LightForger
    @LightForger 4 года назад +52

    "Sir could you please leave our wedding? The bride is sobbing"

  • @Nightweaver1
    @Nightweaver1 4 года назад +117

    Ever watch a movie that dates itself so hard that it seems like a parody of the era it was made in?

    • @ffreed
      @ffreed 7 месяцев назад +2

      This movie seems so proud to (sort of) depict one entire second of the 1990s.

  • @rahulrt6396
    @rahulrt6396 4 года назад +42

    "The expression of a person who realised that they are in a Vanilla Ice movie.."
    Priceless..😂

  • @CalebMcFarland
    @CalebMcFarland 6 лет назад +62

    The girl is like ‘I love how he mocks
    and belittles others in order to impress me.’

  • @crixxxxxxxxx
    @crixxxxxxxxx 5 лет назад +190

    When you actually root for the controlling, rich WASPy boyfriend to win out over the protagonist.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 4 года назад +21

      It's like Twilight-the entire love triangle is made of assholes

    • @DaytonaRoadster
      @DaytonaRoadster 3 года назад +3

      Better than a fucking wigger

    • @raymonddodd9048
      @raymonddodd9048 3 года назад +17

      Vanilla is the kind of douchebag that would honk his horn when arriving at a girlfriend's house. Or in this case, he would loudly rev his bike.

    • @typacsk
      @typacsk 9 месяцев назад

      "Mrs. Doubtfire" did it better.

  • @erinwalker6185
    @erinwalker6185 6 лет назад +103

    Vanilla Ice wanted to be James Dean.He couldn't even be Jimmy Dean!

    • @docdave15
      @docdave15 3 года назад +5

      Rowlf the Dog wouldn't be caught dead with Vanilla Ice!

    • @losttribe3001
      @losttribe3001 3 года назад +13

      HOW DARE YOU COMPARE VANILLA ICE WITH JIMMY DEAN! Do not defame Jimmy Dean like that! 😆😆

    • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
      @Thunderchild-gz4gc 2 года назад +8

      Jimmy Dean made fine sausages though.

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 2 года назад +1

      @@Thunderchild-gz4gc Yep, yep. He sure did, yep, yep.

    • @nostalgicwiz3977
      @nostalgicwiz3977 Год назад

      And Jimmy Dean makes good bacon 🥓

  • @PatTheBatmanFan
    @PatTheBatmanFan 6 лет назад +115

    "And so the Burger King Kids Club was formed."

  • @stevenatkinson1049
    @stevenatkinson1049 5 лет назад +62

    "The embodiment of my sisters poor self esteem" I laughed so hard I was wheezing!

  • @Palmieres
    @Palmieres 4 года назад +37

    My best friend in highschool actually loved this movie and thought Mr Ice was suave with that yup yup line.
    I... I can't explain it. I wish we lived closer to each other so I could persuade her to watch this again now that she's in her early 40s and a mother of two.

    • @ladycheyne5607
      @ladycheyne5607 4 года назад +6

      My best friend and I used to rent this every Friday at the local Harco pharmacy. We even had his posters from the teen magazines on our wall. I still have my posters and I bought this movie for her birthday. (We're also 40)🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @drakkenmensch
    @drakkenmensch 6 лет назад +177

    "He was the inspiration for Poochy, right?"
    Even though he's joking, that has a terrifying ring of truth.

    • @stuartdunlop8834
      @stuartdunlop8834 5 лет назад +19

      So that's why he disappeared from sight: his planet needed him.

    • @ElvenRaptor
      @ElvenRaptor 4 года назад +19

      @@stuartdunlop8834 Vanilla Ice died on the way back to his home planet.

    • @ladyvincenza
      @ladyvincenza 4 года назад +1

      Yeah, that one slayed me:)

    • @ElvenRaptor
      @ElvenRaptor 4 года назад +8

      @Crispy PSX Poochy is one-time Simpsons characters in an episode where the "Itchy and Scratchy" show was suffering a dip in ratings. So the creators added a 'hip' dog character to try to drive up ratings, but it completely backfired because Poochy completely clashed with the style, tone, humor, and literally everything else the show was based on. So they hastily killed him off and it was back to business as usual.

    • @ladyvincenza
      @ladyvincenza 4 года назад +2

      @Crispy PSX Search Simpsons AND Poochie. Or the Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show.

  • @ImpossibleCakePro
    @ImpossibleCakePro 3 года назад +40

    "We could really use that clown gang from 'Akira' right now"

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 3 года назад +2

      To run him over? I forgot what they did in that movie. I haven't seen "Akira" in a long time.

    • @worsethanhitlerpt.2539
      @worsethanhitlerpt.2539 2 года назад +4

      I love how the family in this movie is helpless against the bad guys, when theyre in WITNESS PROTECTION.
      Like they cant call the Feds and get re-located again

    • @rjzavala87
      @rjzavala87 Год назад

      I missed that the first time i watched this. Hilarious.

  • @mr.vidjagamez9896
    @mr.vidjagamez9896 4 года назад +44

    where is the sequel where 2 weeks later, Cat realizes the TERRIBLE mistake she had made and returns home as a social outcast and is forced to get a job at a local IGA as a cashier?

  • @manicpixiefangirl4189
    @manicpixiefangirl4189 6 лет назад +116

    One more Yep and he’s going to become Ducky from The Land Before Time.

    • @wadecarmen7501
      @wadecarmen7501 5 лет назад +1

      Which Land Before Time?

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 4 года назад +10

      Ducky was more dignified and mature

    • @MrBlueSkyof1607
      @MrBlueSkyof1607 Год назад +1

      @@Tareltonlives This dude's not even going to become Ducky from Pretty in Pink, Ice is so immature.

  • @austingrisham7479
    @austingrisham7479 4 года назад +21

    As the story goes Gwyneth Paltow was originally cast to be the female lead of this movie. Her father, a well known TV producer, forbade her from being in the movie. Dodged a bullet on that one Gwyneth!

    • @livelybubbs6242
      @livelybubbs6242 4 года назад +10

      Buuut he didn’t stop her from making goop juice. He’s a failure as a parent

    • @EddieHawkinsII
      @EddieHawkinsII 5 месяцев назад

      @@livelybubbs6242He was dead by that point.

    • @livelybubbs6242
      @livelybubbs6242 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@EddieHawkinsII in hindsight, my comment was pretty shitty. Oof

    • @zombiedodge1426
      @zombiedodge1426 Месяц назад

      She missed out on the chance to work with the Oscar-nominated cinematographer of SCHINDLER’S LIST. Thanks, Bruce Paltrow!

    • @walkintobrickwallsfordays8756
      @walkintobrickwallsfordays8756 12 дней назад

      ​@@EddieHawkinsII did the goop kill him?

  • @MsDefectiveToaster
    @MsDefectiveToaster 6 лет назад +182

    It's strange that all the people in HIS OWN MOVIE seem to be kind of weirded out by him. It's like the opposite of a vanity piece.

    • @tracywalker6813
      @tracywalker6813 2 года назад +8

      Was he really supposed to come off like Hip Hop Johnny Bravo? This was intentional?

    • @geoffreysorkin5774
      @geoffreysorkin5774 Год назад +7

      @@tracywalker6813 Whenever he's not in his Vanilla Ice persona in real life, he comes off as a normal guy who got his 15 minutes and went back to being just another guy after it ended. I'm fairly certain he was in on the joke for this movie.

    • @choosecarefully408
      @choosecarefully408 Год назад +2

      @@tracywalker6813 I think that Mike's "he was the inspiration for 'Poochie' on 'The Simpsons,' right?" was possibly The Most Dead-on remark that could be made about him. Or at least it _would_ be. But let's face it, in real life, women fall for cool acts like him. The alternative is what? Guys who don't even act cool?

    • @ZERO_O7X
      @ZERO_O7X 11 месяцев назад

      Ice needs to team up with John Dehart for the ultimate movie mash-up.

  • @Rawk4Life
    @Rawk4Life 6 лет назад +48

    Little known fact: the woman playing Vanilla Ice's crush in this movie was one of the kids in the first Home Alone movie. She apparently didn't care if she made it big in Hollywood afterwards since she said yes to being in a Vanilla Ice film. It took a toll on Michael Gross' film career as well since the only other movies he became known for were "Tremors" and all its sequels.

    • @specialpatrolgroup92
      @specialpatrolgroup92 4 года назад +3

      @SgtBaker16 I was going to say basically the same thing :) especially 4 :)

    • @FunkySaurb456
      @FunkySaurb456 2 года назад +2

      I checked her IMDB profile. Apparently she had a recurring role in ER from 1995-2003, so at least that's something.

    • @whenfatkillsfat803
      @whenfatkillsfat803 2 года назад +1

      He did the role to impress his 8 year old son and failed.

    • @choosecarefully408
      @choosecarefully408 2 года назад

      Umm, I don't think Michael Gross' career was going anywhere anyway. How in demand are former TV sitcom dads? Ever?
      When Alan Thicke got "Growing Pains" everyone thought it was a big step _up_ for him.

    • @MrBlueSkyof1607
      @MrBlueSkyof1607 Год назад +4

      Although to be fair, it's best we only remember him from the Tremors movies.

  • @magemega4262
    @magemega4262 3 года назад +25

    "gah! Hide your queen samples!"
    Lol... So good.

  • @rshelley7496
    @rshelley7496 6 лет назад +101

    Imagine watching this WITHOUT the rifftrax...😫😫😫😫

    • @shawnfields2757
      @shawnfields2757 5 лет назад +5

      Robert Shelley As a joke or if you wanted to riff this movie with your friends? Or something along those lines would still be a good reason to watch this, right? I don't have any friends though.

    • @robshelley1073
      @robshelley1073 5 лет назад +5

      @@shawnfields2757 sure you have friends lol.. but like me, if we made them sit through this movie we might lose them LOL

    • @shawnfields2757
      @shawnfields2757 5 лет назад +1

      Rob Shelley You sure I've got friends? Thanks anyway. I wouldn't subject my friends(if I had any, I mean), to this movie, unless it was the Rifftrax version. I've lost enough friends to last 2 or 3 lifetimes. I don't want to lose anymore, dude.

    • @scraps992
      @scraps992 5 лет назад +1

      I imagine it'd be analogous to going into surgery without anesthesia.

    • @Jenny010132
      @Jenny010132 4 года назад +1

      No.

  • @Ryfinius
    @Ryfinius 6 лет назад +48

    even this drastically shortened, riffed version of a movie is difficult to watch

  • @supermariofan03
    @supermariofan03 5 лет назад +93

    They should have done this when they were still doing MST3K. It was practically gift wrapped for them.

    • @sugreev2001
      @sugreev2001 3 года назад +12

      There were so many movies from the 80’s and 90’s that they could’ve covered when MST3k was still on the air. Imagine Mike and the bots riffing Samurai Cop or this during their height.

    • @supermariofan03
      @supermariofan03 3 года назад +7

      @@sugreev2001 Which makes it bittersweet to see them doing movies like this and Samurai Cop on Rifftrax. Don’t get me wrong, the jokes were spot on, but these movies were right there for them while MST3K was still on!

    • @losttribe3001
      @losttribe3001 3 года назад +10

      @@supermariofan03 I think MST3K used more “public domain” movies in order to not have to pay royalty fees in order to use the movies. With Rifftrax,, at least in this movie’s case, they are able to skirt this by just selling an independent audio track.

    • @supermariofan03
      @supermariofan03 3 года назад +4

      @@losttribe3001 Cool As Ice was from Universal, and they’re no strangers to MST3K. Hell, they distributed the MST3K movie.

    • @losttribe3001
      @losttribe3001 3 года назад +1

      @@supermariofan03 I get that and the MST3K the Movie was something unique because Universal opened their vaults and footed the Bill for This Island Earth for them because it was a bigger budgeted theater release. But in the days of Comedy Central and SyFy (which was owned by Universal at the time), they used public domain movies or films with low licensing fees to save on budget. That’s partially why they never riffed well known movies before and is why Rifftrax is the way it is. And I say partially because there’s something Golden in the independent film industry like Birdemic and Manos. But you need to purchase the rights or enter into an agreement if you are to show and make money off of someone else’s work.

  • @mikewilson1627
    @mikewilson1627 6 лет назад +74

    Hide your queen samples!

  • @JamaicanCastle
    @JamaicanCastle 6 лет назад +47

    12:20 I'd say "still a better love story than Twilight" but, uh, I think this guy is out-Edwarding Edward.

  • @christopherwall2121
    @christopherwall2121 5 лет назад +27

    "Oh no, Spencer's Gifts is selling door-to-door now?"

  • @Lonewolf6565
    @Lonewolf6565 5 лет назад +117

    The entire plot to this movie is a grown man trying to sleep with a high school girl... A girl he doesnt know and nearly kills thirty seconds after seeing her for the first time. Also, he breaks into her house and watches her sleep... And he continues to stalk her after her and her family tell him to leave.

    • @Lonewolf6565
      @Lonewolf6565 5 лет назад +16

      @ironduke0775 yes but twilight is written to pander to sixteen year old girls with bad boy syndrome. This movie is creepy and pathetic.

    • @noldavie473
      @noldavie473 3 года назад +17

      Also, two mobsters are there and want to blackmail the dad who's big plot revelation is that his name is Hackett.

    • @TheBelieveit1
      @TheBelieveit1 2 года назад +8

      So the exact plot of Twilight?

    • @danmount9462
      @danmount9462 2 года назад +8

      In the words of Linkara "Our hero, Ladies and gentlemen."

    • @WolfRider2002
      @WolfRider2002 Год назад +2

      @@TheBelieveit1 hey give Twilight some credit. At least Bella was clearly into it the whole time and didn't have a boyfriend before Edward came along

  • @matt0044
    @matt0044 2 года назад +11

    “Yep yep…” Yeah, Ducky from The Land Before Time is very inspirational.

    • @typacsk
      @typacsk Год назад

      Good thing Judith Barsi didn't have to see this movie come out.

    • @MrBlueSkyof1607
      @MrBlueSkyof1607 Год назад +1

      He isn't even Ducky from "Pretty in Pink"!

  • @Shiirow
    @Shiirow 6 лет назад +70

    little known fact, the rap party at the end of Cool as Ice really is the same concert the Ninja Turtles interrupt. It wasnt intentional and the turtle actors animatronics fucked up and they busted through the sound stage wall. the director liked the what Ice was rapping so much, he just included it as part of the movie.

  • @jamesmarhen
    @jamesmarhen 6 лет назад +31

    My favorite riff of the movie I didn't see but me and my friends couldn't stop laughing when they said "I loved your song Informer." Still crack up at that riff.

    • @richardschaffer8740
      @richardschaffer8740 4 года назад +3

      Lmao, thats so great

    • @johnt.campbell316
      @johnt.campbell316 2 года назад +1

      Wrong white rapper!!
      lol

    • @choosecarefully408
      @choosecarefully408 2 года назад

      Wait: people _REMEMBER_ that guy? Cripes, I didn't think anyone ever cared enough to learn his *name* he was gone so quickly.

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 Год назад

      @@choosecarefully408 Yeah, people remember that guy, who's song actually WAS popular WHILE he was in prison, for actually killing someone, and who actually threatened to kill Vanilla Ice himself, no joke. But whats his face was only a one hit wonder, ironically, even though they're both lame, Vanilla Ice was actually successful and slightly popular(for what felt a lot longer than it actually was), even though when "Cool As Ice"; and when Vanilla Ice was "popular" I wasn't even born yet(I'm only 29, I was born in late 1993), and i STILL can't people actually took them BOTH of them seriously! It's laughable, honestly, even though the other guy (snow, yes seriously, they were both actually named after the cold, not lying), he also has a criminal record, but is somehow in even worse shape than Vanilla Ice, and even threatened to kill Ice, because when he threatens someone's life, he apparently always goes through with it, no matter what. That's what I heard anyways. They were both forgotten and terrible rappers, both better left in the past, even though the one time Vanilla was legitimately cool(pun intended), was when he was in "TMNT 2: Secret of the Ooze".

    • @choosecarefully408
      @choosecarefully408 Год назад

      @@shawnfields2369 Ooh, additional: *mainstream media* seems to be pushing the narrative that covid was created in a lab. (It's how I can actually expect my comment to not get deleted despite mentioning it). I kid you not, there's a video with *Jordan Peterson* discussing it.
      Check out chapters 7 & 8 of the book I linked. It's not the _only source_ for that information, but it's important. Viruses are not bacteria.
      They neither form nor spread the way that's being claimed. So more "facts based upon whatever story our Authority Figures tell us are facts."

  • @charlesajones77
    @charlesajones77 6 лет назад +63

    Vanilla Ice turned 50 last year.I had no idea he was that old.

    • @wadecarmen7501
      @wadecarmen7501 5 лет назад +12

      That is also his IQ.

    • @douglasquaid140
      @douglasquaid140 5 лет назад +1

      @@wadecarmen7501 😂😂🤣

    • @dildonius
      @dildonius 4 года назад +4

      Bro, 1990 was 30 years ago. Time to face reality, champ.

    • @Daemon__Sultanah
      @Daemon__Sultanah 4 года назад

      @@dildonius As long as he's not the main character in any more movies, I don't care.

    • @ashishavin8748
      @ashishavin8748 4 года назад

      I am sure he ain’t great as any character.

  • @gossiperzoroark9629
    @gossiperzoroark9629 3 года назад +25

    I will always love the reaction to seeing Ice the first time.
    “What the hell is that”

    • @worsethanhitlerpt.2539
      @worsethanhitlerpt.2539 2 года назад +3

      This movie is like a 2-hour music video its so bad. I think the director had only done videos before

    • @kurtreber9813
      @kurtreber9813 2 года назад +1

      THANK you

  • @Chipotleadvisory
    @Chipotleadvisory 6 лет назад +157

    Vanilla Ice one of the reasons in the 90’s we desperately needed Nirvana.

    • @quester09
      @quester09 6 лет назад +7

      SOlson2375 him, and Michael Bolton.

    • @importantmancommenting9336
      @importantmancommenting9336 5 лет назад +2

      And the unabomber

    • @thevoid99
      @thevoid99 5 лет назад +6

      @@quester09 exactly, that no-talent ass-clown. every time i say that, i hope he's there somewhere every time someone calls him a no-talent ass-clown, he winces in pain. that is why he's still living so we can hurt little by little just to know much it feels to listen to his bullshit music.

    • @collinsnider4179
      @collinsnider4179 5 лет назад +10

      AND Alice in Chains AND Soundgarden...

    • @justinpino8115
      @justinpino8115 4 года назад +3

      Nah, vanilla was more fun than that dreary band. The 80s were fun.

  • @Glennyates1025
    @Glennyates1025 5 лет назад +55

    Imagine seeing this when it first came out in the theaters? Those are the people you see downtown today walking aimlessly and talking to themselves.

  • @tjwhitfield7654
    @tjwhitfield7654 6 лет назад +28

    The Prince refrence, and the "Yo Im like the White Batman!" Dead.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @PCGamer77
    @PCGamer77 6 лет назад +57

    New movie idea for David Giancola: "Vanilla Icebreakers" -- Sean Astin and Rob Van Winkle co-star as two slightly lower-middle class dudes who struggle to fight global terrorism in a slightly upper-middle class world.

    • @wileyschmitt
      @wileyschmitt  6 лет назад +8

      I'm sure it will be available in Riff Heaven.

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 3 года назад +5

      Ice and the Hobbit

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 3 года назад +5

      also starring Bruce Campbell

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 3 года назад +4

      that jacket is a crime against humanity

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 3 года назад +2

      @@kellyweingart3692 Don't forget the hat, along with his laughably bad dance moves, and his stupid, stupid rap name.

  • @stevenwatchorn9816
    @stevenwatchorn9816 3 года назад +15

    The Oscars for 1991 say Jodie Foster was Best Actress, but Kristin Minter was able to act like she was attracted to Vanilla Ice. No contest.

    • @raymonddodd9048
      @raymonddodd9048 3 года назад +2

      What people will do for a paycheck.

    • @rjzavala87
      @rjzavala87 Год назад +1

      Meh. Even if he did look ridiculous, he was rich, famous and the dude was talented. Maybe she actually was kinda into him.

    • @stevenwatchorn9816
      @stevenwatchorn9816 Год назад

      @@rjzavala87 You may be right. She looks like she is having a good time

  • @csgrambauer5852
    @csgrambauer5852 6 лет назад +26

    6:15 - "Wow, for a straight girl she sure writes a lot of lesbian poetry". Lmao for some reason this had me in tears of laughter. xD

  • @pisceanx8382
    @pisceanx8382 5 лет назад +25

    There are some movies that even these guys can't salvage. I remember when this movie was new and it was in theaters for a week, then pulled. Straight to video within a month. Vanilla Ice said it was to spite him 'cause we were all out to get him. No joke.

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 3 года назад +9

      I really hope that they were out to get him. This movie was beyond bad.

    • @mikejohnson3338
      @mikejohnson3338 2 года назад +2

      Mike and Co salvaged this big time... yep yep.

    • @choosecarefully408
      @choosecarefully408 2 года назад +4

      He's one of those people who has no ability to see his faults. Tommy Wiseau springs to mind. Too many women mistake this for self-confidence when he's really just blind to his weaknesses.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 2 года назад +4

      @Choose Carefully
      So he's like Steven Seagal?

  • @heyitsthatmadhatterperson117
    @heyitsthatmadhatterperson117 3 года назад +9

    "I looked up from the mustard smear on the table for this?"

  • @geoffreysorkin5774
    @geoffreysorkin5774 Год назад +5

    I was born the same day this was released in theatres. That's right, I'm an ice ice baby.

  • @tonywilliams6428
    @tonywilliams6428 Год назад +5

    "So whaddya gonna do, college girl?" "I'm not sure yet, G.E.D. failer." 🤣

  • @ToruKun1
    @ToruKun1 6 лет назад +71

    "This bike is worth more than our house!"
    "Even when you include the sex dungeon?"

    • @shawnfields2757
      @shawnfields2757 5 лет назад +1

      ToruKun1 Yeah dude, that's why the sex dungeon was so expensive to put in, remember?

  • @mrmusickhimself
    @mrmusickhimself 4 года назад +23

    Ice's career was already fading before Cool as Ice was even FILMED, this movie didn't stand a chance.
    TMNT 2 gave him 5 more minutes, then Arsenio happened, and here we are.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 2 года назад +4

      What happened with Arsenio?

    • @kman215
      @kman215 20 дней назад

      ​@@MinscFromBaldursGate92he was basically caught lying about his life.

  • @markiangooley
    @markiangooley 6 лет назад +89

    I love how the female lead looks like a student teacher in training at the school, not an actual high school student. She was 25 or 26 when this was made and although she’s cute as a button she looks her age.

    • @keymaster2024
      @keymaster2024 6 лет назад +2

      markiangooley you sound your age by typing 12

    • @dragonkeeper19600
      @dragonkeeper19600 5 лет назад +18

      To be fair, no one wants to see Vanilla Ice creepin' on an actual teenager.

    • @irishandirie
      @irishandirie 4 года назад +3

      @@dragonkeeper19600 Remember folks, he likes old ladies. This was right about the time he was licking the gap in Madonna ' s teeth... or legs... I try not to think about it. Point being, she has him beat by around 10 years.

    • @jonathanwashington6083
      @jonathanwashington6083 3 года назад +6

      She does look more appropriate for the role than her middle-aged boyfriend.

    • @choosecarefully408
      @choosecarefully408 2 года назад +3

      @@dragonkeeper19600 The last four words of that sentence were unnecessary.

  • @nataliewaters7415
    @nataliewaters7415 6 лет назад +27

    I can't pick a favorite quote on this one. Every scene was hilariously funny.

    • @shawnfields2757
      @shawnfields2757 5 лет назад

      Natalie Waters That's why a Best Of Rifftrax should just be the entire thing.

  • @joshl6275
    @joshl6275 4 года назад +8

    "Some boy trying to ride a pop culture wave he doesn't realize has already broken on the shore..."

  • @seanc2482
    @seanc2482 5 лет назад +13

    (Jumps out window) Wait a second, I look like an idiot.... (turns hat backwards) there! fixed!

  • @adamfowler5475
    @adamfowler5475 5 лет назад +14

    "It's like he's puking what were all thinking" LOL

  • @user-lb9xw4xf2q
    @user-lb9xw4xf2q 2 года назад +20

    I'd be interested in a sequel to this movie, set ten years later, where Kathy is struggling with a three low paying jobs because she has no qualifications, and Ice just schlings-a-schlong all day on their couch.

  • @WayWardWonderer
    @WayWardWonderer 6 лет назад +38

    "I like pudding!" - Vanilla Ice

  • @chillydawgg4354
    @chillydawgg4354 4 года назад +15

    this is the 80s bleeding into the early 90s

  • @forshippingon34
    @forshippingon34 6 лет назад +44

    “I’ll be here doing this.”
    Worst screenwriting ever...

    • @MrBlueSkyof1607
      @MrBlueSkyof1607 4 месяца назад

      That was a riff, not the actual movie.

  • @danielflynn8530
    @danielflynn8530 Год назад +4

    The part where they say go ninja go ninja shoo had me rolling. Lol

  • @GruntGamerProductions
    @GruntGamerProductions 6 лет назад +48

    Damn. We never did find out what 'Slinging a Shlong' was.

    • @huskyfaninmass1042
      @huskyfaninmass1042 6 лет назад +10

      I thought it was 'Shling a Shlong'.

    • @McSuperfly101
      @McSuperfly101 6 лет назад +29

      It’s Sean Connery trying to sing a nursery rhyme.

    • @PhilBagels
      @PhilBagels 6 лет назад +9

      Here's a hint: "shlong" means "penis".

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley 6 лет назад +4

      PhilBagels yep, from the Yiddish word for snake, originally a euphemism.

    • @Rawk4Life
      @Rawk4Life 6 лет назад +6

      In other words, he thought he was going to get lucky and convince his love interest to have sex with him.

  • @janebyrne6463
    @janebyrne6463 4 года назад +11

    Although Vanilla Ice had his place in rap history by being the first rap artist to hit #1 on the Billboard Hot 100, I never thought he was all that as an artist. I'd rather listen to Salt n' Pepa than Vanilla Ice any day.,

  • @abundantYOUniverse
    @abundantYOUniverse 3 года назад +6

    Vanilla Ice looks like if Rick Astley's mom ate radiation poisoned soup while she was pregnant.

  • @StellarMarvel
    @StellarMarvel 5 лет назад +13

    " Hide your Queen samples " lolz

  • @BurgermanForever-nh2vp
    @BurgermanForever-nh2vp 3 месяца назад +2

    This episode is one of the best. Definitely worth a buy. The entire run is full of great riffs and the movie doesnt drag like many do

  • @lezlethal
    @lezlethal 6 лет назад +41

    Believe it or not, THIS review made me not like Vanilla Ice. I gave him a pass on everything else, but his "acting" is unacceptable.

    • @karnerblue7658
      @karnerblue7658 6 лет назад +11

      Making a movie where he's the big hero and everyone literally stops in their tracks to admire him is unacceptable. A male Mary Sue.

    • @swiftshock2615
      @swiftshock2615 5 лет назад +10

      Karner Blue Also known as the “Gary Stu”

    • @karnerblue7658
      @karnerblue7658 4 года назад +3

      @Swift Shock Yep! 😉

  • @classiclife7204
    @classiclife7204 3 года назад +3

    Around 3:40, "Cheswick" from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" makes an appearance. Remember? "I don't want HIS cigarettes. Or his! Or his! I want MY cigarettes!!! I want something DONE!!!!"

  • @masonruiz3070
    @masonruiz3070 4 года назад +7

    I made 4 of my friends sit down and watch this movie with me. I really miss those guys.

  • @jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178
    @jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178 4 года назад +9

    I was young when this putz had his moment. You couldn't even listen to the radio in those days. It was all this douche, Wilson Phillips, Hootie and the Blowfish. Then Nevermind and Ten came out and saved us all.

  • @horaciosi
    @horaciosi 6 лет назад +34

    Purple Rain this is not

  • @rshelley7496
    @rshelley7496 6 лет назад +10

    2 men synchronized clap dancing..pretty sure this is how hell's angels used to intimidate squares too

  • @jamesschmitt8543
    @jamesschmitt8543 5 лет назад +6

    Well, now I know coworker’s found my “yup yups” so hilarious

    • @jamesschmitt8543
      @jamesschmitt8543 5 лет назад +2

      Apparently, I’m the one person it caught on with

  • @werwere8102
    @werwere8102 6 лет назад +10

    I was 6-7 years old when Vanilla was topping the charts and I remember having deep respeckt for his wardrobe decisions and shaving things in his hair

    • @joshl6275
      @joshl6275 4 года назад +4

      Amazing how times change.

    • @johnt.campbell316
      @johnt.campbell316 2 года назад +3

      It's funny how we'd mostly all be lying if we said we _didn't_ find him cool; at least for a (very) short amount of time.

    • @choosecarefully408
      @choosecarefully408 2 года назад +2

      @@johnt.campbell316 I didn't cringe upon seeing him because I was fifty. The _instant_ I saw him I was "he's a great singer/songwriter based on how he dresses." All the music is stolen & the lyrics say nothing whatever.
      Just _looking_ at hi makes me feel hollow inside...

    • @ZERO_O7X
      @ZERO_O7X 11 месяцев назад

      I was about the same age at the time and I vividly remember begging my mom to let me shave the sides of my head short so I could get line designs shaved into it. 😂 God, I was such a dork!

  • @BrianYapleOfficial
    @BrianYapleOfficial 3 года назад +4

    “It’s like he’s puking what we’re all thinking.”

    • @ZERO_O7X
      @ZERO_O7X 11 месяцев назад

      This movie looks as unappealing as that peanut butter, pickle, mustard and pineapple sandwich home boy makes. @4:00

  • @TerrySilverhand
    @TerrySilverhand Год назад +2

    I'm pretty sure Vanilla Ice entire wardrobe in this movie is used in Cyberpunk 2077

  • @FIFFAN18
    @FIFFAN18 2 года назад +7

    I’ve never rooted for the villain more.

    • @albrown7977
      @albrown7977 Год назад +1

      So Vanilla Ice?

    • @FIFFAN18
      @FIFFAN18 Год назад +1

      @@albrown7977 omg, paradox alert!

  • @Bowiebonolennon1982
    @Bowiebonolennon1982 5 лет назад +18

    Can someone explain to me how the father from "Family Ties" got involved in this?

    • @koala201211
      @koala201211 4 года назад +2

      That's what I was thinking

    • @raymonddodd9048
      @raymonddodd9048 3 года назад +6

      This movie came out only 2 years after Family Ties ended. How does an actor go from being on a successful TV series for several years to this dumpster fire?
      Maybe he lost a bet and this was the punishment.

    • @whenfatkillsfat803
      @whenfatkillsfat803 2 года назад

      Took a role to impress his 8 year old son and failed.

    • @choosecarefully408
      @choosecarefully408 2 года назад +1

      As I said elsewhere: what do you imagine the demand for former TV sitcom dads _is?_ Name others who went on to bigger fame _after_ their show was off the air? Aside from Bryan Cranston, & even then, look at the _shitty_ movies he shouldn't have had to do, where do you guys get the impression that metro-sexual wuss dads were box-office draws?

  • @Desiremademanifest
    @Desiremademanifest 3 года назад +4

    I am filled with utter revulsion... pineapple on a pickle-peanut butter sammich... WHO DOES THAT?!

    • @CadetGen
      @CadetGen 2 года назад

      even the most avid stoners and hormonally charged pregnant mothers could not even fathom making something like this. And this is coming from someones mother who was both pregante with me and did a lil herb here n there, the most surreal dish she had was Pickles & Ice cream with a pint on milk on the side.

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 4 года назад +8

    "I'll be over here doing this!"

  • @danieljarvis9171
    @danieljarvis9171 5 лет назад +11

    "Ill be over here doing this."

  • @NefariousDreary
    @NefariousDreary 6 лет назад +17

    "Do the dandruff!"

  • @rshelley7496
    @rshelley7496 6 лет назад +48

    Just happened to check out this movie's Wikipedia... actually states that the director has since dis owned this movie...😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jondunmore4268
    @jondunmore4268 5 лет назад +5

    13:49 -- "Wait a second, I look like an idiot."

  • @koenvandamme6901
    @koenvandamme6901 6 лет назад +19

    Once in a while I try working "schling a schlong" into conversations to see how people react.

    • @suchiuomizu
      @suchiuomizu 5 лет назад +1

      This is either going to be the biggest pork chop I ever ate, or my bulldozer.

    • @purplebec9112
      @purplebec9112 2 года назад

      How did it go?

    • @GHC3
      @GHC3 11 месяцев назад

      I have dpne that, i enjoy getting awkward expressions from people. I great example of how outdated slang changes over time. The last time i used it in a basic Electric woring class, the teacher said "um, i dont think it means what you think it means" 🤣

  • @kungfuman82
    @kungfuman82 5 лет назад +8

    1:52 so this is what Hot Shots was making fun of.

  • @jstarr7506
    @jstarr7506 4 года назад +8

    Ah the '8-Mile' prequel

  • @RobertApel
    @RobertApel Месяц назад +1

    Never saw this movie all the way through, but I wouldn't mind paying money for a Rifftrax treatment screening of this show.😂😅 Just shows that life does have a sense of humor 😁😊.😂😅

  • @LchanOtakudom
    @LchanOtakudom 4 года назад +9

    Ah, the 1990s, fun as well silly. Good times x3

  • @VonJost
    @VonJost 6 лет назад +11

    7:24 “...but that’s what he said” “It IS?!” lol

  • @christopherdewilde9694
    @christopherdewilde9694 3 года назад +4

    I've watched a lot of MST3K and Rifftracks, but this movie is a hard one to watch! I have even watched all of the MST3K version of 'Mantos - the Hands of Fate' and 'Cool as Ice' might be worse movie these guys have ever had to sit through! Props to Mike and the Boyz for this one!!! Keep up the awesome work!

    • @meumnomen
      @meumnomen 3 года назад

      Mantos is one of the best ones they've done

  • @JamaicanCastle
    @JamaicanCastle 6 лет назад +92

    Ladies and gentlemen: the 90s. We're very, very sorry.

    • @NefariousDreary
      @NefariousDreary 6 лет назад +7

      JamaicanCastle This generation had its mistakes, too. like Justin Beiber.

    • @thevoid99
      @thevoid99 5 лет назад +7

      @@NefariousDreary except this generation has brought out the worst as it's not just bieber. it's also taylor swift, the kartrashians, bad edm and hip-hop music, bad country music, sjws, pc nazis, alt-right nazis, and all sorts of horrible people.

    • @NefariousDreary
      @NefariousDreary 5 лет назад +1

      @@thevoid99 lol sure. it's never been worse than this

    • @NefariousDreary
      @NefariousDreary 5 лет назад +1

      @Iafiv Iv That's fine, i wouldn't disagree with that. MY last comment was a sarcastic remark suggesting this generation isn't the worst it's been. There's been worse times of nazis and racism and death and shit.

    • @NefariousDreary
      @NefariousDreary 5 лет назад

      @Inthe Garbage believe me they were nowhere near as bad as the 2010s are. They had way more balls and way more imagination. But every generation has its downside. Some are just worse than others

  • @PG-vt9hj
    @PG-vt9hj 6 лет назад +15

    whoa, all the people involved in the making of this film should be tried for crimes against humanity

    • @thevoid99
      @thevoid99 5 лет назад +6

      including award-winning cinematographer janusz kaminski? this was his first hollywood film and he would later become steven spielberg's regular cinematographer. it should also be noted that gwyneth paltrow almost did the film and was to play the romantic interest but her father told her no. wow.... dad was right.

  • @sabbaadams8638
    @sabbaadams8638 2 года назад +4

    Ok, the Prince joke is the best in the movie! Laughed so hard, my face hurt!

  • @adriannelson9865
    @adriannelson9865 5 лет назад +9

    The chick that drives the horse wtf

  • @Filmation77
    @Filmation77 Год назад +2

    Interesting irony: the Cast of Cool as Ice,if Riff Trax was around when this film came out ,the cast of Cool as Ice would BEAT UP the Riff Trax guys. And another #2. Truth here, the so-called Villian (other than some borderline abusive edge) is actually man who doesn't want to be disrespected by the woman he's dating. Yet she's actually Doing That by flirting with the douchebag "hero". The boyfriend if he had any balls would be like "You want THAT? Then go take THAT,cause I know my Worth and I'm a good man who deserves a good woman that is not YOU"

    • @MrBlueSkyof1607
      @MrBlueSkyof1607 Год назад

      Bet Nick is coming to the conclusion that Vanilla is actually some sorta demonic warlock manipulating Kathy into becoming his bride, and Nick sets forth promising to rid the world of him and goes on some quest to stop Vanilla and rescue Kathy and oh my God, this is making WAY too much sense!

  • @spaghettisultan5484
    @spaghettisultan5484 4 года назад +5

    Out of all of Ice's gaudy fashion, the hat with it's price tag still on is the worst

  • @adamstonebridge3876
    @adamstonebridge3876 3 года назад +3

    He's as cool as my fridge, which was scrapped in the desert years ago

  • @grimlyfiendish5579
    @grimlyfiendish5579 6 лет назад +60

    I had to live through the invention of the WIGGER in the early 90's it was depressing.

    • @littlekingtrashmouth9219
      @littlekingtrashmouth9219 6 лет назад +3

      Rap just created a more desperate version of it.

    • @stevenatkinson1049
      @stevenatkinson1049 5 лет назад +4

      As dorky and obnoxious as the wigger was I am glad they either accepted insults or threw them back at people. Unlike todays generation who WANTS to be offended by everything.

    • @bernardlerner1913
      @bernardlerner1913 5 лет назад +1

      Don't forget SNOW!!!!

    • @prixe12
      @prixe12 4 года назад +2

      @@stevenatkinson1049 Shut up Steve

    • @stevenatkinson1049
      @stevenatkinson1049 4 года назад

      @@prixe12 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @kev3d
    @kev3d 2 года назад +5

    Man, you know Vanilla is badass. I mean he has a jacket with words like SEX and DANGER written on it!

    • @sonicsucks20
      @sonicsucks20 Год назад

      Bet he can't go into a true black neighborhood without getting jumped or roasted. Some badass.

  • @MicrowavedAlastair5390
    @MicrowavedAlastair5390 4 года назад +4

    There's not enough awesome in the world to make those pants look cool.

  • @stevencoates3382
    @stevencoates3382 2 года назад +2

    The studio that made this spent $6 million to make it happen.
    In the early 90s.
    I'll let that sink in...

  • @karnerblue7658
    @karnerblue7658 6 лет назад +29

    Thanks for the upload! Love these guys. They always make me laugh when times are tough.

    • @wileyschmitt
      @wileyschmitt  6 лет назад +3

      I have done the same countless times, laughter is some of the best medicine :) There are two playlists with Rifftrax and MST3K edits, if you haven't seen those yet.

    • @karnerblue7658
      @karnerblue7658 6 лет назад +1

      Thank you. :-)

  • @dirkbonesteel
    @dirkbonesteel 5 лет назад +25

    How did they survive watching this wretched dumpster fire? Their dedication is amazing

  • @marshallhuffer4713
    @marshallhuffer4713 3 года назад +3

    This movie was directed by David Kellogg, who then went on to direct that Matthew Broderick Inspector Gadget movie.

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 3 года назад

      Really? I saw that abomination of an Inspector Gadget movie in theaters with my dad as a kid. To this day, I still hate that awful movie, and especially Matthew Broderick's acting in that movie, but when you compare it to French Stewart's even worse sequel, the Matthew Broderick movie almost looks like the respectable movie by comparison. And plus, despite sucking in that movie, Broderick has been better movies... I think. In the 80's, before I was born. But French Stewart, I can't think about any better movies he's done, but at least they're probably better than both Inspector Gagdet movies, maybe.

    • @CadetGen
      @CadetGen 2 года назад

      And the writer for this film would go on to write "Boardwalk Empire".

  • @HomespunWisdom
    @HomespunWisdom 6 лет назад +18

    Even with the realism and comedy overlay of the commentary.. I just... can't even...

  • @juliadeniro4542
    @juliadeniro4542 5 лет назад +7

    Here's a puzzler: which white rapper is more of an affront to human decency? Vanilla Ice or Iggy Azalea?

  • @hareofsteel
    @hareofsteel 5 лет назад +7

    That was decidedly fresh, Kevin.

  • @CameronBrooks
    @CameronBrooks 13 дней назад +1

    I’m amazed this hasn’t attracted the same size of a fan base as THE ROOM 😂