Scary Neanderthal Theory
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- Опубликовано: 24 авг 2024
- A video challenging the s*xy neanderthal theory and proposing an alternative
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Scary Neanderthal Theory Transcript:
Have you ever had that weird uncanny valley feeling about someone? Like the person you are looking at is human but at the same time just isnt? Like they are human enough to fool most people but if you looked close enough there is just enough in there cast doubt. Maybe they have a slightly longer face or cold black eyes, maybe their limbs are just a little too long. Well im here to tell you that, that person most was most likely not actually human or not a homo sapien that is. The theory im proposing today will be a counter to the popular sy neanderthaal theory proposed by professor sam o nella. In Sams video he explains that he believes that it was due to seual selection that neanderthaals interbred with humans eventually leading to extinction through interbreeding, this occurred because neanderthals being more muscular and having more masculine defining features would outcompete the homo sapien counterpart for females. And the defeated homo sapien males would copulate with the neanderthal women because they would take what they could get. I disagree with the idea of the sy neanderthal theory and propose the scary neanderthal theory, that is that the reason why we still to this day have the uncanny valley feeling is due to the fact that hidden among us reside neanderthals and I believe that it is only a matter of time before they launch a global species war against us. So first the uncanny valley what is it and why do we experience it? Well it’s a fear response that is designed to obviously protect us by having us react by either fighting or fleeing. Logically this means that humans who can evoke this emotion in us are to our instincts dangerous at the very least. Now why would the humanoid looking neanderthals evoke a fight or flight response in us humans? Well it turns out that neanderthals had the habit of eating other humans, which would logically mean they would be eating homo sapiens too if they were able to get their big meaty hands on them. Evidence that points towards this is that skeletons of neanderthals were found with bone damage indicative of teeth marks from other neanderthals as well as bone marrow extraction. This would put neanderthals one step above the homo sapiens on the food chain at the time so the uncanny valley response would be a prey response to a literal predator. They also had similar vocal chord structure to homo sapiens but lacked the intelligence required to form complex speech so they would be able to say words and speak but in a very basic infantile way, like how skinwalkers take the voice of their host to try and lure other humans to them. Now picture this you are just a normal cavemen chilling in your crib and out of nowhere a strange man is at the entrance of your cave, he keeps making human sounding noises that sound like speech but they have no rhyme or rhythm and they are directed at you. He slowly creeps towards you as you aren’t really able to do much until he is just infront of you. He has longer limbs and a larger face than you, you look into his cold black eyes and you see nothing, no light just darkness. While he is infront of you, you slowly begin to realise that he is not human or at least not the type that you are used to and as it slowly reaches out to grab you, you realise the grave mistake you made by not immediately running and hiding. Yea I kinda understand now why we have such an instinctual fear of things not quite human and its because it quite literally kept us alive. Now obviously if these neanderthals were going around eating us and making us terrified it would cast a lot of doubt on the sy neanderthal theory as the idea of being attracted to something you find dangerous and horrifying is doubtful to say the least however we do know that there was atleast some genetic admixture because we have around 0-3% neanderthal DNA in us today. Now there are probably many complex reasons as to why this could occur being that due to genetic diversity some may appear as not as scary or maybe some of the homo sapiens didn’t have the uncanny valley instinct thus leading to interbreeding maybe it was just cause some of our ancestors just got freaky like that, Sigh yea no im talking out my ae its definitely because of the thing behind me, like it probably was the reason 99% of the time, now this still doesn’t explain where they all went because if my scary neanderthal theory is true then that means they weren’t just bred out of the population and here comes the second part of my scary neanderthal theory and why I think that there may be a global homo sapien/neanderthal war on the horizon. Okay this part is very speculative and may sound like the ramblings of a paranoid schizophrenic but just bare with me ok.
An entire species of humanoid cannibals localized entirely behind this copper wall? May I see it?
yes, just go to the coordinates 46° 54′ N, 2° 37′ O and wait for further instructions
…..…No.
no we're gatekeeping them
It’s our 4Chan bunker, /r9k/ specifically, we are introverted cave dwellers that hate change and we don’t look quite human, all the qualities of Neanderthals! (jk)
I sure hope Ea-Nasir isn't the copper supplier for this wall
"being attracted to something you find dangerous and horrifying is doubtful to say the least"
This is how we know stick is a guy and not a woman.
Wow I really shoudnt put my dong in there
However...
Serialkillerfangirls
Look up how many woman go to prisions to get laid ,its a thing
@@nablamakabama488 "Darth Vader? I CAN FIX HIM!"
ironic too considering our neanderthal dna is mitochondrial... meaning male homo sapiens thought neanderthal ladies looked kinda good 🥰
There is another theory, which tells us that the Neanderthals were less sociable compared to sapiens , which allowed to sapiens to fight the Neanderthals in large groups which the Neanderthals failed to compete with.
drats, he caught me
neanderthalcels
fuck..
Me and boys bullying weird Neanderthal kid so he became incel .
@@polsatinter5400 lmao
If you guys think scary and horny don't match, remember serial killer fangirls and monstergirl smashers.
people don't understand that the line between horror and horny is very, very thin. just look at /d/
The Neanderthals just kidnapped human women and raped them. That’s how it happened
But those people are not turned on by my horrible lifestyle of eating, sleeping and running and playing video games and nothing else.
@@CelticVampireQueen hmm explain
@@naughtyhieroglyph669 Just look at every horror movie since . . . the 1970s? It's mostly extremely horny teenagers/young adults getting murdered by a serial killer/monster. The line between sex and terror is thinner than greasy paper.
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Pretty sure we have the uncanny valley because we are naturally afraid of catching diseases from corpses, and let's say, corpses' faces are not exactly human.
A good theory. The dying or dead.
This. Stuff like Chronic Wasting and Rabies make for perfect uncanny valley candidates.
Interesting, also do you notice that most monsters like the rake or the chupacabra, actually looks like extremely diseased animals?
I think that's more resonable and this video is just racial discrimination. Like not the first time or last time that huamans cross breed whit other espcies of humans.
And I think it played a big part in natural selection for avoiding hereditary disorders and diseases.
That's why a lot of humanoid monsters in the horror genre look like disabled people, we instinctually are afraid of them
My inner anthropologist cannot tell if this is satire
The most academically reliable anthropology is always the most unhinged, surely.
my inner anthropologist is questioning most of this, but my over-romanticizing inner mythologist is putting up a good fight
No, we are really good at things uncomprehensibly not human feeling super creepy for some reason.
Think about it, we arent really good with psychos and stuff.
There are plenty of animals that have some i stinct for sometning extinct.
What is ours?
We know the dark, but not everything is explained
@@bobsterclause342 you wot mate
Waiting for the Sam O Nella response.
Stoic stick neanderthal role play asmr
He hearted it, he's gonna have to do it now
when?
last time i followed your advice, HR started building a case against me.
so your saying it was good advice?
OH NO YOUR HR DEPARTMENT WAS TAKEN OVER BY NEANDERTHALS
HR Department, more like, cringe department
@@mladen7641 it is called
HUMAN
RESOURCES
As in HUMANS ARE A RESOURCE, like cattle or bikinis.
Question it all you want but if you spend any time on Tumblr you will quickly discover that "Short, nonverbal, and cannibalistic" is a surprisingly high number of people's "Tall, dark, and handsome"
Yes really neanderthals were not all evil. Many tribes of inbreeds can enter in the description of canibalistic, small and muscular.
To be fair any number above 0 fits that category
Tumblr people are the Neanderthals
Uncanny Valley being explained by neanderthals and their habit of consuming long pork does make a lot of sense, it would also make a lot of sense as to why they went extinct outside of the trillions of neanderthals underground. I like that theory.
under.....ground?!
@@cmurderfrumpbottoniv8647 did you not watch the video?
@@cmurderfrumpbottoniv8647no
Then why do non whites also experience uncanny valley? its not like subsaharan africans ever encountered neanderthals at any point in their genetic history. Uncanny valley stems from the patterns youre used to seeing being distorted, and it doesnt illicit an actual fear response, but a weariness as you can tell youre being deceived. However an actual point the video makes without realizing it is that racism/xenophobia is actually a perfectly normal and healthy psychological function, as people who are foreign typically mean danger in some way or another, and such people who are physiologically different from you and your tribe are recognized as natural enemies.
uncanny valley being explained by other hostile hominid species, cadavers, and sick humans is such an obvious, in-your-face answer that I always cringe at those horror shorts trying to scare children claiming that there must've been a predator that could mimic humans **inserts skinwalker**
They were not less intelligent than Homo Sapiens, just slightly less social. It's not that they couldn't understand nor try to produce complex language, rather they were just slightly more restricted in that compared to us, due to a physically more limited vocal range of vowels and possible consonants.
So maybe more like talking to someone with a lisp?
found the Neanderthal
I'm pretty sure I inherited that characteristic
Yea. In all likelihood they probably had languages that were close if not just as complex as ours. Some may have engaged in ritualistic cannibalism but it seems that other Hominins including and especially Sapiens did so as well.
@@jewishspacelaseroperator5410, in fact, 30% of homo sapiens currently possess an allele that makes them immune to one specific prion infection. This allele hasn't been found in Neanderthals. Why is this gene so common?
the part with the grape ominously floating up was pretty clever
Oh that was a grape? And it meant the word without the g? I thought it was supposed to be fruit like fruity like they’re gay. I was so confused
@@goldenfiberwheat238 it was an allusion to non-consensual intercourse
@@goldenfiberwheat238I’m sorry
Neanderthals are scary
@@goldenfiberwheat238what word for a VERY bad act rhymes with grape?
Imagine a neanderthal oiled up and dancing to crazy frog
do the grug shaker
@@shaolinshoppekek
@@shaolinshoppe kek
Me asf
1:02 so 4chan was right all along: the chads really exist
You do realize that homo sapiens had around the same, if not more, fossils showing signs of cannibalism in homo sapiens.
The whole idea that neanderthals were brutish, brutal monsters was also just based in the bias that homo sapiens was just more evolved and therefore must be smarter, while in reality Neanderthals were just as compassionate as homo sapiens was.
Also humans suck as regular prey item
this video isnt as insane as danny vendramini's theory if you havent heard of it
To be fair we have many more human artifacts than neanderthal artifacts and cultural confirmation that we did engage with cannibalism as opposed to what essentially boils down to educated speculation as to neanderthal behaviors. Its entirely possible that a lot of them died for cannibalistic purposes or at least the dead were consumed and were just efficiently butchered, or specific parts were consumed for ceremonial purposes such as hearts, lungs, livers, etc
Humans also heavily outnumbered thals. They would've had a hard time capturing humans lest they wander in the woods alone. On the contrary humans could attack thal settelemnts with their heavy numbers.
I actually I think the idea neandreathsl did so more often makes sense they were being out competed by humans you either eat human flesh or you join them. it was done out of evil but necessity to survice with all their beefy muscle
@@captainfury497 they could also completely mix with them and still maintain the majority DNA wise.
"Lacked the intelligence for speech" [citation needed]
My source is that I made it the fuck up!
-Stoick Stick
@AlienAbductor your comment gave me a stroke.
@AlienAbductor oh thank you, I'm flattered you think I'm so young! ^^
@AlienAbductor so this is what happens when kids never learn comprehensive writing.
All hominids practice canamalism. Our species is absolutely no exception. Neanderthals did not actively hunt homo sapiens the way they hunt other prey. They were very much capable of speech. Their intelligence was on par with our own. The oldest cave paintings in Europe are Neanderthal made, the oldest flute in europe was Neanderthal made, they made small boats. Dude got his info from the Flintstones and a book written in 1890
Neanderthals were cool
Yep
Neanderthals were actually smarter than humans, and their breeding with regional human populations had consequences still relevant today.
@@CPU9incarnate I don't think we can say they were smarter than modern humans to be honest, it's not enough evidence to suggest that at the moment. I know about their larger brain size estimates based off the skull cavity but that isn't always the same thing as intelligence.
I think the uncanny valley is just a response to mark corpses as dangerous.
That's a totally reasonable explanation. But Neanderthal fear is more fun.
Y'all think neadernthals would fw Stoic Stick?
We both consume human flesh so I would think so
@@StoicStick So, what you're saying is that you're a neanderthal and this video isn't a theory.......but a warning?
@@StoicStick bro?
@@StoicStick🤤🤤 people are taisty.
@@StoicStickyeah we fw him. We’d let him hit the Ooga booga moon grass fs.
Homo sapiens too ate human flesh, some remote tribes still do that. Also we are here today and they aren't, so we clearly were superior to them in the end
Must be that 3% neaderathal dna
@@ProfTricky3168well subsaharan africans have alot of cannibalism too and they basically have 0% neanderthal dna
Neanderthals waiting thousands of years to escape only to die by a nuke
A creatures Superiority in nature isn’t measured by which ones survived to modern day, for example a chicken is not superior in any way, besides being useful to humans as food, to a dinosaur
@@mikesSoul789
Selective pressures are completely context specific. But in this case sapiens did directly outcompete neanderthals. So sapiens clearly had advantages that outweighed anything neanderthals had over us in the context of the Eurasian ecosystems at that time.
I’ve occasionally got a creepy feeling from someone. Sometimes as a kid, me, my mother and my brother would all feel the same way, and not realize we all felt the same way until hours or days later when talking about the person in question. It once saved my mother from getting raped by a man who turned out to be a serial rapist - she avoided going into his house because she just got that feeling about him. She always says, never ignore that visceral feeling. Any way to explain this instinct excites and interests me.
Trust your gut, instinct exists for a reason
Guys I think stoic stick is onto us
AAAAAAK AAAAAAAAAAK OOOOOOOK GAAAAAAAAAA BOOOOOG (act natural, our time will come)
Jeg tror du har ret
Ooga booga act natural
@@herlocksholmes9369 why are the neanderthals speaking danish?
Oooga Booga ugh ugh
Canabalism among neanderthal populations isnt indicative that they were predators to homo sapiens. Its more likely the result of starvation. Neanderthals were living in a tundra after all. I mean, humans sometimes engage in canabalism too. You could use the same reasoning to say humans ate the neanderthals to extinction
Plot twist: the evil humans ate the more peaceful nerthandals into extinction. With one eating for survival the other for fun.
@@jonathanprisbrey9473 I mean without a concept of like species. I think people would've just seen Neanderthals as just regular people. They had comparable material cultures, buried their dead, made musical instruments, had the similar capacity for speech (with a hyoid bone n all). I mean, they may have look a bit funky, but I mean a lot of people kinda do.
A persian impersonating a roman emperor? What is this, re enactment of the Parthian war?
wait. he is Persian???
'We Persians' in a welsh accent is my favourite unanticipated chuckle for the week.
The thing about the rape theory is there are no remaining genetics from the Neanderthal Y chromosome. In fact, Neanderthals even lost their unique Y chromosome around the time they began interbreeding with H. sapiens and completely absorbing the H. sapiens Y chromosome. Which indicates that the hybridization was mostly, if not completely human males with Neanderthal females, to the point where the remaining population of Neanderthal in their last few thousand years, the males all descended from a handful of H. sapiens ancestors. So, if their males were raping our females it likely was not producing viable male offspring, but the reverse pairing was.
I mean, redheads are pretty sexy.
Maybe it was a donkey and mule sort of situation.
@@jackalenterprisesofohio more like lion and tiger than horse and donkeys. Mules are almost always sterile. Females can potentially carry but this almost always requires artificial insemination.
Ligers and tigons are capable of genetic drift between the parent species. Ligers and tigons are not fertile with their own kind or together. But the female ligers and tigons can breed with male lions and tigers. This means that despite the 5 million years of genetic isolation the two species can interbreed to a degree allowing genetic drift along the mitochondria lineage into the present day. None of the Y-chromosome lineages can cross into each other’s genome though. Though this hybridization is still not fully understood.
Humans and Neanderthals would have had something similar but be close enough where at least males from the human lineage were fully viable between both species, but male Neanderthals were incapable of having fertile male children, at least not until the human Y-chromosome replaced the Neanderthal Y-chromosome.
Now for some mind blowing facts, humans and chimpanzees (including bonobos) are more closely related to each other than lions are to tigers. Humans and chimpanzees have nearly 99% identical base pairs. Lions and tigers only possess 95% identical base pairs. And because the human 2 chromosome is a fusion of two chimpanzee chromosomes it’s theoretically possible for humans and chimpanzees to produce a semi-viable hybrid.
Experiments have shown that humans and gorillas are also capable of producing hybrids. An experiment published in 1992 testing the fertility of lowland gorillas found that human sperm can fertilize gorilla oocytes with the same ease as gorilla sperm and vice versa.
All ape sperm are morphologically identical so it’s even possible for human males to fertilize orangutan and gibbon females and males of all other ape species to fertilize human women. But the viability past gorillas is uncertain, but reachers have been able to successfully produce human/macaque hybrids in a lab.
@@logenvestfold4143 *inhales*
_"NNNNNEEEEEERRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDD"_ -Homer Simpson.
@@jackalenterprisesofohio I wouldn’t haven written a 44 page honors thesis if I wasn’t
“There are demons tunneling underneath the floorboards” turns out, they were just Jews
There's a woman in my area who has a mouth which is literally shaped like a reverse U which is really scary her teeth are also going this sharp curve down, her head is shaped like a thick A and her face is completely flat( her teeth dont go 3dimensional into the mouth it just goes 2 dimensional down.
is it a neanderthal
Can we see a photo of this monstrosity?
You might be describing a cleft palate. Its when a persons skull hasn’t fused in the face/mouth region
Neanderthals definitely did not have flat faces though, they were hatchet faced with big schnozes and receding cheek bones.
Neanderthals were Jews? Makes sense@@Liethen
As a neanderthal, I can indeed confirm we are about to launch a species war.
We're just waiting for the Homo Sapiens to start a race war, so that we can jump in and take on the survivors!
A war in the name of Fetus Lunchables!
sound racist enough
extreme trolley problems three but theres no trolley just people on tracks
Trolley problem 40,000 years before the trolley
Extreme trolley problems but the trolley is freaky and instead of choosing its directions you choose his position (top/bottom)
“There are demons tunneling underneath the floorboards “ I saw that video!
The jews are under the floor !
0:05 racism lore
Wouldn't be racism if they are an actual member of your genetic genius. SO really it'd be speciesist
The best scenario to explain the Y pattern is that early modern human men mated with Neanderthal women more than 100,000 but less than 370,000 years ago, according to the team's computational models. Their sons would have carried the modern human Y chromosome, which is paternally inherited. The modern Y then rapidly spread through their offspring to the small populations of Neanderthals in Europe and Asia, replacing the Neanderthal Y
I thought he was gonna talk about how people who are in the higher end of the percentage spectrum of Neanderthal ancestry would rise up to revolt against the dominant Homo Sapiens. boy, am I glad he wasn't onto us...
well we kinda tried that already. Germans and other central/northern germanics tend to have the hightes percentage of neanderthal DNA
@@riesenbonobo7846actually Asian people have significantly more Neanderthal dna
@@badart3204 Than all European people on average, data snaking lol. 2-4% for all Asians, 1-3% for all Europeans yes, but 3-5% for certain Northern/Western European countries.
Oy vey
Cut it with the antisemetism
@@SoftBreadSoft I’m Half-Asian and Half-West European. When I did the 23andme it said I was like 6% thal.
Neanderthals were incredibly intelligent and absolutely would have been capable of complex speech. And we know from the fossil record that their diets mostly consisted of berries, foraged roots, and hunted game -- not homo sapiens. While I'm sure cannibalism did occur on some rare occasions, this is hardly unique to neanderthals -- just look at modern human examples like the Donner Party or ritualistic cannibalism in remote areas.
But then again, my brow line is rather pronounced and my usual speech patterns involve grunts and monosyllabic nonsense so...... maybe I'm just a neanderthal skinwalker trying to hide the conspiracy
It's also possible that the uncanny valley was formed from an innate response to fear the dead.
Neanderthals were actually just as smart as humans. Which makes them more scary in my eyes
You must have a lot of neanderthal dna if people scare you
@@weegeguy9770 then why aren't whales smarter than humans?
@@InfiniteGatsu spoke like a true neanderthal.
@@vicenteabalosdominguez5257 🤫
Nope.
I run AD&D games, a bit old school, and Neanderthals are in an old module I am using, and I've merged them into the wider setting (mostly as barbarians or adventurers). I have been surprised at how viciously my players treat them. They will gleefully kill them, push them over to be eaten by monsters, mock them. I emphasise some of their differences (been reading about them for a few years now), and the players treat them worse than bandits or gnolls. They seem to be just different enough that players really enjoy killing them, as if some sort of old rivalry has been rekindled.
So if you game, run rpgs, put them in, and see how your players react.
Despite being satire, I know quite a few guys that remind me of some serious backwards version of the human species. This can almost be legit lol.
Look up Nikolai Valuev. Check that dude’s skull shape.
:(
i know im just ruining the fun but pulling so many outdated misconceptions about the neanderthals just to make a funny video hurts my soul ...
currently, nothing suggests that neanderthals were more cannibalistic than us, they had indeed *shorter* limbs than us, their language was maybe less complex, but not literally infantile, their eyes looked probably like ours, just larger ... the poor guys don't deserve this slander 💔
We then need to ask people from sub Saharan Africa who have no Neanderthal genes and have historically had no contact with Neanderthals… and see if they still have that uncanny valley feeling
What I love about this channel more so than the meta-ironic humour is the wonderful fact that the Stoic Stick's podium is a Corinthian column. This is incredible because the word stoic is derived from the term Stoa Poikile, meaning "the painted collonade". In other words a series of painted columns in the Athenian Agora.
Also
>persians were good at drawing demons
Have you even SEEN medieval european depictions of demons? Those are the peak of illustrating the preternatural horrors.
If time travel was real I’d go back in time and play Icedancer for the cave men
DRAINNNN GANGGGG
0:32 for a moment I thought Sam O' Nella is put there as an example of a Neanderthal
0:53 it isn't based on that alone. Neandrathals would try to cure wounds and heal their allies in a time when Homo Sapiens were more focused on basal survival, leaving the injured and feeble to die. You can even see this novel difference in behavior when examining the emotions and behaviors of Europeans and Subsaharan Africans, today.
I am surprised the Leftists didn't lose their mind and go at you for this.
5:26 Id like to note Muslim historians no longer hold the possibility that Alexander is Dhul Qarnayn. This is because:
1. Dating of the myths about Alexander the Great mirroring the story of Dhul Qarnayn show it to have existed after the Quran in an area of mixed Muslims and Christians (Syria), thus the conclusion is that the myth retroactively fitted Alexander into the role.
2. Alexander is historically proven to be pagan, while the Quran clearly labels Dhul Qarnayn as a monothiest, thus it cant be him.
Earlier Muslim historians assumed they could be the same person, because those prints weren't clear to them, however modern Muslim historians agree that the theory is false.
I think the scary Neanderthal theory helps explains why women hate short men as well
since Neanderthals were naturally shorter than humans, it could be in a woman's instinct to hate short men and go for tall men since humans are supposed to be taller than Neanderthals and short men remind women of Neanderthals
I know you meant this semi-jokingly but you do bring up a good point about the uncanny value, aside from the facts that between both of our species we effectively cannibalized, raped and interbred (we were absolutely not beneath them in the food chain for lack of a better term, equal if not better considering we still exist and they exist in our DNA), it would make sense that we have genetic memories of recognizing something that looks extremely similar to us, but at the same time not us
sexy neanderthal theory vs scary neanderthal theory
Now we need Normie Neanderthal theory
Incel Neanderthal theory
Makes you wonder if stories like skin walkers originally come from interactions with other hominids really ancient generational trauma
Actually probably more likely came from belligerent human cannibal tribes.
Skinwalker stories tend to seem to pop up around cold regions of the world. Starvation one hell of a thing.
I love the way he said “the theory i’m proposing is a counter to [theory] proposed by Professor Sam O’Nella”. Just two stick figure philosophers of our time engaged in deep thought and shitpost argument
This is exactly how I imagine the ancient philosophers.
me as the grapes started sliding onto screen:
:)
me 5 seconds later:
:(
“oh, the sapiens must have made wine and gotten wasted enough to think a neanderthal was good looking”
“oh.”
@@cosmosyn2514 yea
I have a lot of friends in finance jobs that evoke this feeling.
Neanderthals died out because they had bigger brains and muscles, which required more energy extraction from their environment per individual to survive. Modern humans, being more efficient, out-competed Neanderthals which caused them to die out. Along the way, interbreeding took place between the two species.
You’re simply dehumanizing them with the same savage trope used to dehumanize indigenous people all over the world. Neanderthals had flute music and farming capabilities, so they no doubt had language, even if the vocabulary was minimal.
personally this makes more sense to me especially with the evidence of cannabalism, it would be hard to be attracted to something that eats you
Our subspecies has been known to resort to cannibalism in desperate times
@@Skibbi198Exactly this. We were almost certainly not a main food source nor a common one.
I mean to be completely fair there are a lot of people with fantasies about vampires
@@xenos_xdfucking tons of em too 😂
Cannibalism doesn't mean you actively hunt your own species it just means you don't waste resources
I still believe the Sexy Neanderthal Theory
Grapey neanderthal theory
Neanderthals were manlets, wouldn't happen lol .
@@noturfather1106 that wouldnt surprise me that much considering how much animals value consent
@@noturfather1106 grapey sapien theory makes more sense.
Unlikely. Women have always been picky and Neanderthal’s were short.
Not all humans descended from populations that interacted with neanderthals, but the uncanny valley is observed in all humans. Therefore it has to have an older origin, which is easily explained as a natural human revulsion to dead or sick bodies. this is improbable and a needlessly convoluted theory parading as an answer to an already solved question. Its also strange that you veer into correlating neanderthals to biblical mythology with what seems like vague associations and conjecture.
Tldr: This makes no sense and is a poorly researched thesis to for a question that already has a known solution.
"maybe their limbs are just a little too long" * backs away slowly, long limbs flailing behind me *
Bro got some serious hatred towards Neanderthals.
“Neanderthals had a habit of eating other humans”
Has this man never heard of cannibalism before?
I don't think it qualifies as cannibalism. They were a separate species.
Neanderthals and cro-magnon (Aryans) in the past had a great war metaphorically known as the great werewolf-vampire war.
The neanderthals were called vampires since they often hunted at night in the dark because they had better night vision, and were cannibalistic so feasted on human blood.
Cro-magnon were known as werewolves since they had tamed and domesticated wolves as pets, and used them to their advantage.
This metaphor of the "wolf" has been symbolised in the 2nd world war many times by the Germans e.g. "The wolfs lair", "werwolf" eastern front headquaters, Adolph name meaning = Noble wolf. This is because the cro magnon people are the Aryan peoples in purest form.
thanks for bringing this up.
where can i learn more about? his google did not gave me any results.
@@NJEH8TE ruclips.net/video/7Slk3yYjUXs/видео.htmlsi=sLxLJOAJ1bf6_CpK
Genetic evidence points out that Neanderthal males bred with Sapian females. Due to genetic semi-incompatibility of being far removed genetically from eachother, male hybrids were sterile whereas female hybrids were fertile. Female hybrids bred with Sapian males resulting in the Cro-Magnon, who further interbred with hybrids and Sapians, resulting in Western Hunter Gatherers and Eastern Hunter Gatherers. Modern day Europeans are a complex mix, more or less, of WHG, Neolithic Farmers from the Orient (EEF) and EHG. EHG eventually named themselves Aryans according to ancient Vedic Scripts. Archeological research in the Turgan mound graves of the Caspain Steppe and those of the easter Kazaghstan mountain ranges reveal that the Aryans were predominantly, if not solely, blue eyed and blonde haired. (We know that light skin, eye color and hair color were naturally predominant in Neanderthals.) Those Aryans/Indo-Europeans invaded genocidaly into Europe proper, over the span of hundreds of years, breeding with the local women who, at that point, were predominantly of EEF stock (Aryans also invaded Western Asia and India, which is why Aryan/Indo-Aryan/Indo-European derived languages are common there).
0:03 Well of course I know him. He's me.
the trolley is currently heading towards an oiled up stoic stick while on the other track are 4 very hungry neanderthals, do you pull the lever?
no. they would survive the trolley and eat me. i would pull the lever to distract them with a freshly killed meal.
The RUclipsr WhyFiles went into greater detail on this theory in his video titled "Humans vs Superhumans | When Monsters Were Real and We Almost Went Extinct".
In it he explains a theory from a researcher who speculates that Neanderthals were perhaps even more freakish to borderline apelike having thick fur like a gorilla and eyes of a cat or another creature that can see and hunt in the night as the large eye sockets are a good indication they were nocturnal hunters, this is a claim accepted by a number of anthropologists.
The Neanderthals eventually raided and consumed so many humans that humanity was left to dwell in underground caverns of mostly 1 or 2 tribes.
Then a great volcano erupted in Italy, if I recall correctly it was the Toba Eruption whose extend and severity of its consequences are increased finding by finding with its current extend so far we know being across the entire meditearranean and one part of the eruption reaching as far and wide as into Moscow.
This eruption killed off a great portion of Neanderthals and allowed for humans to rebuilt and retake their previous holdings in Europe and eventually rebuilt with the human neanderthal female hybdrids as the theory states that the male hybdrid offspring were infertile due to crossbreeding but the women hybdrids were fertile.
This is the highly condensed nutshell version.
Actually, homo sapiens ate their own people, while neandertals ate their own.
We are lacking any big cases of "cross-species cannibalism"
Also any primitive tribal don't think of their neighbour tribes as non-humans, non-own people.
There was this story i saw, that someone lived a perfectly normal life missing like 90% of his brain and scientists didnt know how it was possible. I think it makes alot more sense considering how many neanderthals truly live in our society
I mean 70% of people doesnt have an inner monologue. I know that for some with really rich imagination it can be bypassed by thinking in detailed images, but it's still scares me. It's no wonder that for some just hearing about some idea have very powerful impact on their mind, because instead of "thinking about it" it's just goes to their subconcious and it's "floating" there. And then the most charismatic idea wins in their mind. Maybe that's why most of the fanatics are usually below average IQ.
@@takumifujiwara4503 lollll true. Im not sure about the specific 70%, if it is 70%, then damn i must be lucky but i know thats not the case. I couldnt imagine not having a inner monologue like i talk in my head almost 24/7 😭
We voted for sexy neanderthal theory😡
Uncanny valley is advantageous because of genetic conditions. It’s a sexually selected trait.
The most likely scenario imo is that male neaderthals were unsuccessful but Neanderthal females were.
Because males can more easily spread their genetics than females.
This implies that Homo sapiens thought female Neanderthals were hot and vice versa but homo sapien females and and Neanderthal males were not as attracted to eachother.
Then again, this is all hinging on the randomness of reproductive success, since maybe it started at 50/59 and over time the Neanderthal genetics were mostly covered up…after all, they are an order of magnitude closer to us than humans are to apes, so how sure are we on the percentages?
This was the best gibberish I have heard for a long time. You sounded like making total sense, but nothing you said was coherrent or understandable. Folks! I think we got ourselves a neanderthal here! Let us gang up upon him with our numbers and bows, before Gog here eats us.
finally, you have gone off the deep end
also, did you do a video on yakub already?
I plan on making a full video on him but hes been mentioned in passing
@@StoicStick praise yakub! i am a proud tricknologist!
I like men
reset to factory settings cuh
@@AdrianRO1918 lmao
This theory sounds strikingly similar to the vampires from Blindsight. In that universe, vampires where a species of predator humans who where responsible for the stories of vampires. This species had long periods of hibernation to allow humans to repopulate following their feeding and hence would fall into myth and legend between generations of humans. They went extinct when christianity spread because of a neural glitch that caused them to have fatal seizures when they saw right angles, a glitch that previously was a minor nuisance in nature because nature rarely has right angles. Humanity brought them back (because what could go wrong?).
Very interesting theory. As a red head, pale skinned with a slightly protruding forehead myself; I have often wondered “what caused the ‘ginger’ genetic mutation?”
We all know that it’s adaptation to a new environment that causes natural mutations, or evolution. Us red heads for whatever reason produce more vitamin D than the rest of you non-mutants, which is why we only need around 5-10 minutes a day of sunlight to keep a healthy D3 amount. We are also very temperamental if we aren’t self aware of our own emotions, and are prone to very spontaneous acts and knee jerk reactions to given situations. We are all ideally known for being “stronger” than our non-mutated folk, and we burn calories at much higher rate than everyone else as well if we eat Whole Foods only.
Well, what if the gene mutation that is the alabaster skin of red heads was a mutation from living under ground? What if the red hair is an adaptation to the only source of light we could have access to, being fire? And what if the mutation originated from the Neanderthal population specifically and was bred into homosapiens?
It’s all a what if, but. That’s my theory on me being a mutant.
i came up with neandertals being the reason we feel the uncanny valley, so its good that more people also came up with that and hopefully it overtakes the stupid thing going around about some predator that mimiced humans being the reason
I think shit like rabbies is the reason. Victims start to move in strange ways, make gibberish sounds, get progessivly more disorientated, aggressive and violent, some might not rercognise friends or family. Facial exressions visibly change. What speaks against the Neanderthal theory imo is that reconstructions of neanderthals or similar early hominins tend to be percived as soft looking, cute or friendly. That might be because they're idle instead of trying to eat you but i still think that looking at a reconstruction should trigger the uncanny-response, which it doesn't for many.
But those two are the same theory, just with neanderthal being the predator, rather than an unknown species.
they're implying some shapeshifter or alien was the reason
@@gegbag2666 same stupid theory, different boogeyman.
The pure humans do not have Neantherthal s fallen DNA💯
It's weird how much sense this makes.
There is no evidence on Neanderthals being less intelligent so they were unable to speak like us (whatever speaking like us at that time means), so I would love to see where you got that.
Almost all modern humans are partially either neanderthal or denisovan or some other subspecies or a mix of them. Early humans millions of years ago who had yet to meet the other subspecies were the completely unmixed ones. That aside, the hypothetical & imaginative bit about "gog & magog" ("yajuj" & "majuj") is pretty damn amusing.
So that's where [REDACTED] come from
Counterpoint: there were 32 times more sapiens than neandertals, so that is why their common descendants are only 3% neandertal and 97% sapiens. As for the uncanny valley, it evolved because of vampires, obviously.
The uncanny valley is still alive in people who identify other races as dangerous or not like them. Theirs always a race thats not like yourself and or consider them to be stereotypically dangerous. Stereotypes come from enough examples in real life for people to make general blanket covering assumptions.
So i was correct once. I asked "why did humans develop a pattern recognition to recognize FACES. While other predators usually are differentiated by colors and other abnormalities but not their faces. So there WAS something HUMAN looking that harmed us and it's not other humans, we are initially not scared of other humans, like a primal fear. But when something LOOKs human but we deduct it's not all of a sudden it's fight or flight."
I fully support you 🤔
Pretty sure our species brutally killed the Neanderthals. Think of our species history with tribes. Our species doesn't commonly have cannibalism due to the fact we are too salty to eat. It's possible we survived because of our aggression and inedible state. Similar things happen between chimps and bonobos
There's a thing called evolution. Most of them evolved into russians. They were called androphagi (human eaters) by Greeks and ancient Rome. Also Great horde called them kasapi (butcher,human eater). If you think I'm joking, Russia has prisons where they keep human eaters. There's about 50times more human eaters in today's Russia, than in Europe or USA per capita. Even their folklore has mostly human eaters and they tell those stories to their kids, moreover usually human eaters win. It's insane how no one puts this simple things in 1. So to answer your question, they were always here living among us😊😊😊😊
I agree with this version quite a bit more! But we should never forget that
Nr.1 : Neanderthals were quite intelligent and cared for each other a TON, so they are not the stereotypical dumb caveman, and
Nr.2 : Homo Sapiens also ate other kinds of humans, apes and monkeys. In fact, we still do eat all 3 of those depending on the country 🙃🙃🙃 So, who’s the monster now?
(the answer is all great apes that are at least omnivores or carnivores. We all have the potential to be demons or angels)
Don't forget Nr.3: our neanderthal DNA comes, as far as we know, exclusively from neanderthal women.
As a modern day neanderthal, I do get the uncanny valley feeling when looking at fellow people belonging to the species homo sapiens sapiens.
We too can fear you, so please stop villainising our kind, we're human, a different strain of humanity, but still human.
"Have you ever had that wierd uncanny valley feeling about someone, like the person your looking at is human, but isnt"
.....yes whenever i look at people who are of races drastically different from my own. The facial and body phenotypes are wild in people and i believe that even though we are all human in a sense we are all different subspecies/breeds. Some of us straight up literally have hominid subspecies DNA.
4:19 Neanderthal: im going to score with this woman! Not because she wants to, but because i am stronger! (That honestly probably how it went down, i got like 1% in me)
I disagree Neranderthals are the reason we have an uncanny valley. I think the more likely origin is corpses. It is evolutionary advantageous to avoid human corpses, since staying away from dead bodies can prevent disease. Also, humans find zombies, reanimated corpses, creepy (at least until they got overused), but reconstructed Neanderthals don’t look particularly creepy, although it’s possible the reconstructions are somewhat inaccurate.
Not to mention Neanderthals were probably not too different from humans intelligence and brutality, since there wouldn’t be much genetic admixture otherwise. Besides, plenty of humans engaged in Canabalism, but how are we supposed to tell who’s a canabal?
Also the Sexy Neanderthal theory is a lot funnier.
What if we developed our beuty standards from the despise of the neanderthals? Avoiding them through pattern recognition: short height, large skulls, accentuated frown and other phenotypes
Within the first minute you made 2 huge mistakes: 1) neanderthals ARE homo sapiens, 2) geneticists already postulated that non subsaharans, especially Europeans, are likely 50% neanderthal (or more), because mathematics based on current identifiable sequence, time allotted, and sequential loss due to recombination. They speculate 40%, but seeing as we have a base sample of what, 5 sequenced specimen? I'd say were are at least half if not fully. And since we have literally no other sequencing other than the Asian neanderthal variant, id there's literally no reason to assume what we consider to be "sapiens sapiens" isn't actually simply any other hominid that we have no sampling of, such as erectus,which is now thought to have been in Africa as recently as 11kya... 🤷
Funny enough
Also, neanderthals' limbs on average were shorter and thickern than sapiens's.
Read "Them and Us" by Danny Vendramini
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Ah, Stoic Stick, the Antithesis of Sam O'Nella...
Stoic stick: Roman statue appearence
Also stoic stick: Persian.
Anything ime i look at someone with a very prominent Hunter Eyebrow Ridge.
I admire your restraint for not showing Mark Zuckerberg to illustrate Uncanny Valley