Reminds me of the old Japanese "ritual" where they put a shitton of venomous animals in a basket, let them Duke it out then they picked up the last survivor either to use it's venom for whatever nefarious shit they wanted or kill it and use it's corpse as a curse. That's literally the most Metal thing ever
Government allowance the the feces agriculture feces to the water. Government brainwash his citizens with brainwash satellites. Reason why I broadcast tv into space
do you not feel them under your skin? even a light tickle could mean they live there. at night when your senses are numb and you are at sleep, they crawl and move up, until theyve reached your brain, where they can feast on it until your mind wakes you up. then they wait again till you arent conscious for another moment to strike.
I had an experience with jiggers. To give you some context, I was at my grandparents' house in a rural agricultural area in Kenya. I had been playing on a makeshift swing with my bare feet dragging on the ground all day. Suddenly, I felt a sharp pain in my foot. At first, I thought that something had pricked me and that the pain would fade away. However, the pain got worse over time. Eventually, I showed my foot to an adult, thinking it was a splinter. They used a needle to remove it, but to my surprise, they popped a round inflammation on my foot, and tiny round eggs came out. I was so grossed out that I never walked around barefoot again.
@@ItsGamein No, it can't, it grows up to 13 mm so it'll destroy your penis just trying to get in and it's a type of FISH it's absolutely terrified of people you have better chances of being struck by lightning then to become infected by these fish through your penis.
@@ItsGamein "In theory" my brother in Christ it's 13mm it'll destroy your urethra trying to get in, and second it's a fish you'd scare the shit out of it just looking into the water.
Honestly the "Sam'o'Nella clone" aspect of this dude's channel begin and end with the use of stick figures, unlike the Sam clones, instead of touching on historical events and reading the Wikipedia page, he's not strictly non-fiction. He's also one of the only people to make fun of the xpill/ymaxxing phenomenon without 37 minutes of exposition as to what a good fucking person he is.
That'd be nice if he was actually sticking to the facts. The penis fish thing is plain wrong, he didn't even bother reading the wikipedia page or he'd have bothered to tell us that while the penis accounts are most likely wrong, there are confirmed accounts of it having entered vaginas. I didn't bother to look up any of the rest, but can't really take it at face value. No use watching a facts channel if the facts are wrong.
im never stepping foot on the beach or desert anymore thanks for this useful piece of information now i cant rest knowing that there is a chance that there are hundreds of parasites shitting under my feet
@@TurtleShroom3"Chiggers" are a completely different kind of biting insect. The ones talked about in this video are "Jiggers", or "jigger fleas". Chiggers are small, bright red insects that resemble mites. They live in vegetation, and do bite/burrow into your feet to feed. However, this feeding is short lived, and only results in red, itchy welts on the affected areas. They do not live in your feet, nor reproduce in your feet. They are a relatively minor nuisance in comparison to jigger fleas.
@@cabriskus4700we have a large vegetarian population and don't wipe our shit with our hands, we are safer than you, don't worry. The statistics tell you that story.
Dude last semester we took parasitology, I literally had a total of 13 nightmares until now which are directly related to the parasites we learned about, 7 of which are just tapeworm
btw to everyone, pork, especially here in the states, pigs are dewormed constantly, so if you do eat raw or undercooked pork, the chances of you getting a parasite are minimal. I won't act like I know the number, however, I do know it is low.
@@mememan2.074 I dunno, if you cut into a pork chop you've been cooking for the past 15 minutes and it appears with the slightest hue of pink, I'd rather just eat it and not cook it more.
actually the brain eating amoeba only lives in warm water around 25-35 degrees. also the candiru actually doesnt go into your man front hole, and the fish actually hunt by sight and have no attraction to urine at all.
@@AirLancer tbh nature is amazing, i dont know what human can look at it and not say that. In beauty and in dangerwise, because its something so efficient and being deadly it is very amazing to me atleast. And there are people who live their whole long life jumping into rivers and bodies of water and never get anything, yall gotta stop being so paranoid because of the internet. You have a higher chance of being runned over or shot than catching this hyper specific brain eating parasite.
The opening of the video explains why pork was forbidden for most of abrahamic religions. Aaalso, the eye parasite is why I use only glasses, safe and stylish. And not yucky-yucky eye touchy, alsoif need be you can wear goggles too to be steampunkmaxxed.
The vandellia cirrhosa shit honestly sounds like it happened once or twice and the story got so widespread that people believed it can happen often or is nearly guaranteed.
@@MightyKingYoung dont eat street foods, and wash your veggies too. I am from third world too, perhaps it’s just the patterns of prevention i notice from the parasitology subject course. Meds are simple tho, metronidazole for amoebas, and praziquantel or albendazole for helminths(worms).
There's actually this really bizarre parasite in rural Spain that can be contracted through spores. Apparently the initial infection is really painful and it can have real wild effects like them visibly crawling under your skin and giving you red bloodshot eyes. Worst part is the only way to remove it is through some very very painful like electric shocks or something , eventually it goes to the central nervous system where it hatches and controls your every action Be safe everyone, my buddy from Raccoon City went there on a trip or something and got infected
There was a study about how a certain parasite would actually cause the body to produce anti-inflammatory substances, to the point of suppressing all symptoms of asthma. People with severe asthma were given patches to contract the parasite, and used anti-parasitic drugs to keep it suppressed while also reducing the symptoms of asthma greatly. Makes you think. Paracelsus was more accurate than people might have initially guessed, perhaps.
toxoplasma also makes you more attractive, taller and improves your pheromones. literally zero reason to ever own a dog when cats give you super powers.
I had Tunga penetrans one time, is a very common parasyte in some places. My wife just removed it with a needle removing all the infected tissue. I have all the images of her removing it. Down here is called "foot bug" (bicho-de-pé).
Echinococcus granulosus is another cool tapeworm. Cystic echinococcosis...meaning cysts formed usually in the lungs and liver, but can form in the bones, muscles and other organs. Being intermediate deadend hosts always suck...
@@campomamboThe stress relief of owning cats statistically adds more years to human lives than the risk of them giving you a funky parasite takes away. It's a worthwhile risk to contend with
How to avoid these: 1. Do not swim in lakes, rivers, or ponds when you have open wounds or are bleeding. 2. Do not drink lake, river, or pomd water without boiling it first. 3. COOK. YOUR. PORK. 4. For chiggers, don't touch Spanish Moss.
Taenia solium infection isn't as horrifying as portrayed in the video. Neurocysticercosis is a complication that doesn't always happen and even if it happens, it's asymptomatic and completely benign more often than not. The examples shown are probably of people with severe immune deficiency, which would let the parasites loose to wreak havoc in the entire body. If you're healthy and know that you're infected, a simple antibiotic therapy (and in some cases combined with steroids) should completely cure you. Worst case scenario is getting seizures from time to time.
I still remember a school project I had to do in highschool about anything science related and I convinced my group to do it abou the Naeleria Fowleri, to this day I still remember the face on my teacher and some of my classmates, I also rememebr I made one persone not shower for like a week cause he was scared to catch the ameba while in the shower
There are far too many stick figure RUclipsrs explaining random subjects, but none of them are as based. You will be the last one standing after the great culling
Candiru fish climbing eurethras is as far as my research has suggested goes towards it also being a myth not just because of fluid dynamics either, but really a lack of verifiable cases where this isn't just a rumor or a fluke or an exadgeration, etc.
Things I learned from this video: - Cook your damn meat - Don't swim in untreated water if you have ANY wound on you - Cover my junk very well, if I have to go swim in amazonian rivers - Just use glasses instead of contact lenses - JUST DON'T GO SWIMMING IN LAKES OR RIVERS IN GENERAL, JESUS - do not the cat turds - Don't hang around flies in Africa - Fuck mosquitos (Already knew that one) - OH GOD, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT LAST ONE
Unfortunately, eliminating mosquitoes would severely damage the food chain. Many fish including bass and trout as hatchlings depend on their larvae for food. The adults are a staple for many birds, and the vast majority of dragonfly's prey(when the dragonflies disappear aftee, it will further damage the awuatic food chain as their larvae are a valuable prey jtem for the same species after they've grown some and even larger fish.
Dude my x girlfriend got that eye one! And it was during a hurricane in Florida. Her eye got all fucked up and she lost 1/2 her vision in it, it started getting all cloudy.
Im not sure if they are the same as jiggers, but *chiggers* are in rural US. But ive never seen an infection like that, just wash your feet and ankles real good with soap and water after being out in tall grass. When i was little i got dozens on red bumps on my ankles because of them, and they itched like hell, but i just washed them real good and eventually it went away
I was hoping another Dixie would comment about chiggers. When we went to Myrtle Beach, I was always told to NEVER touch Spanish Moss because of chiggers. He is right about what they do, but I never heard of late-stage chigger parasitism. This is probably because they hurt so bad as they burrow that they get treated quickly.
toxoplasma gondii infects rats and reduces/removes their cat avoiding instincts. I think it also makes rats attracted to cat piss or sumth but in any case I can see how Tg can reduce people's survival instincts. source: I don't remember, I think I just read it somewhere
Context for Toxoplasmosis. The targeted temporary host are rodents which will be way more fearless around cats. Thus its somewhat reasonable to assume that it increases risk taking behavior in humans.
Bankers are not parasites, though. Banking democratizes access to capital and allows people without wealth to.getaccess to money in order to get things they would otherwise go without, like homes and cars.
Bro censored the words “Kill myself” and then proceeded to show the most demonetisable images known to man. Based
krill my shelf is just funny honestly
I heard the benis fish just goes in if your benis is under water, not from peeing and it going up the stream
Based? It's based to censor yourself? Fucking kids nowadays
one in a krillion
Hes gotta be squiddin me
had a naegleria fowleri once, poor fella died of hunger
death of hungery
@7.6.2 hungy*
@@vesnabernjak-ord8674 h*
LOL u srsly cant spell hunnery?
@@guyincognito5663hunter?
I'll get paranoid for a couple of days and then forget about all of this as usual
forget about it after a couple of days? oh no... youre contaminated already...
Nope
So fucking real
That's the toxoplasmosis
Same. But i will still want to go swim in random waters way less
yo what if you contracted all of them and had them in your body and made them fight like a hunger games type thing
this a truely "WTF" and 🤔 moment
Like Burns from the Simpsons?
Whoever wins gets to kill, I MEAN stay with the host
Mr Burns type of situation
Reminds me of the old Japanese "ritual" where they put a shitton of venomous animals in a basket, let them Duke it out then they picked up the last survivor either to use it's venom for whatever nefarious shit they wanted or kill it and use it's corpse as a curse.
That's literally the most Metal thing ever
The government is S tier
S tier comment
Government allowance the the feces agriculture feces to the water. Government brainwash his citizens with brainwash satellites. Reason why I broadcast tv into space
Ruby ridge
Based
Underrated comment
so, what youre telling me is, I should skin myself just to double check?
dig them out
do you not feel them under your skin? even a light tickle could mean they live there. at night when your senses are numb and you are at sleep, they crawl and move up, until theyve reached your brain, where they can feast on it until your mind wakes you up. then they wait again till you arent conscious for another moment to strike.
Yes, skin is overrated
@@himacho8771 bro
@@himacho8771 wow ur so cool and edgy
I had an experience with jiggers. To give you some context, I was at my grandparents' house in a rural agricultural area in Kenya. I had been playing on a makeshift swing with my bare feet dragging on the ground all day. Suddenly, I felt a sharp pain in my foot. At first, I thought that something had pricked me and that the pain would fade away. However, the pain got worse over time. Eventually, I showed my foot to an adult, thinking it was a splinter. They used a needle to remove it, but to my surprise, they popped a round inflammation on my foot, and tiny round eggs came out. I was so grossed out that I never walked around barefoot again.
You never should to begin with when outside. Tetanus infection is a horrible way to go.
That is absolutely horrific
I GET JIGGAS EACH DAY IN TEXAS REAAAAAAA
@@Themanguy436 AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH😫
Yeah there's a lot of jiggers in Kenya
I had a brain eating amoeba once, poor feller died of hunger
Remember, always learn! A brain eater could come in and starve, PETA does not apreciate people starving animalsA
LOL
The Amoeba: “Wait. There’s nothing in here. OH GOD. LET ME OUT! LET ME OUUUUUUUT!”
Bro is stealing comments downvote this
The OG POST:
"@michael_gaseosa
3 weeks ago
had a naegleria fowleri once, poor fella died of hunger"
ima just never eat pork again i guess
They were onto something
Pov: muslims 😂
Newsflash, pork isn't the only medium of parasite eggs.
Mashallah
Alhamdulillah welcome to islam brother
a parasite fish that embeds itself into your urethra sounds like something that would only exist in fear and hunger
It does not exist. There is no single documented case. Urban legend, basically
“Dark Fantasy” try not to make a needlessly revolting and horrific creature to the point of just being tacky challenge (impossible)
@@splitpushtv7146 there is no documented case of it going into the urethra, but the fish is real and small enough to fit in theory
@@ItsGamein No, it can't, it grows up to 13 mm so it'll destroy your penis just trying to get in and it's a type of FISH it's absolutely terrified of people you have better chances of being struck by lightning then to become infected by these fish through your penis.
@@ItsGamein "In theory" my brother in Christ it's 13mm it'll destroy your urethra trying to get in, and second it's a fish you'd scare the shit out of it just looking into the water.
My AP Bio teacher got guinea worms and he said the experience was worth while 😭
Mine described in detail her process of giving birth and something about her placenta... fucking wiped that shit from my memory
@@arkesh110i would too 😭🙏
I call cap
@@ianb.2575 aight lil bro glad to hear it
Damn I thought guinea worms were extinct
I want to take a shower after watching this, but I'm worried these are in the shower water. Parasite catch 22.
more like catch 22 parasites.
No.1: Stoic Stick
I imagine these classes are a rival to the Sam O Nella Academy. At the very least this professor isn't missing for half a year
Honestly the "Sam'o'Nella clone" aspect of this dude's channel begin and end with the use of stick figures, unlike the Sam clones, instead of touching on historical events and reading the Wikipedia page, he's not strictly non-fiction.
He's also one of the only people to make fun of the xpill/ymaxxing phenomenon without 37 minutes of exposition as to what a good fucking person he is.
None shall topple the king, for as long as he lives.
He’s a substitute teacher
Sam o nella is the cool teacher that just comes and goes to give special lessons, and stoic stick is the teacher that fills in
That'd be nice if he was actually sticking to the facts. The penis fish thing is plain wrong, he didn't even bother reading the wikipedia page or he'd have bothered to tell us that while the penis accounts are most likely wrong, there are confirmed accounts of it having entered vaginas. I didn't bother to look up any of the rest, but can't really take it at face value. No use watching a facts channel if the facts are wrong.
that last image actually made me throw up, and i have never thrown up from watching a youtube video before, and honestly that’s pretty impressive.
on another note, fried broccoli is really tasty
I didn’t throw up, but I was definitely getting there, I was also burning up like crazy.
Weakling
@@OrroHelhammer
Not the DBZ villain in the comments
The feet fetish people were gooning hard to it
I watched this while eating lunch
I was watching this while eating chips and salsa
@@Regulargoat9 I was watching this before sleeping
@@Regulargoat9 I was watching this while eating Tortilla chips...
I watched this eating undercooked steak
@@PoopenfardenI watched this eating undercooked ribs (I can feel them under my skin)
who else felt tiny bugs crawling in their skin watching this video?
Bro, I had rare steak the other day and just today my stomach started working, how do you think I felt?
THERE ARE BUGS BEHIND YOUR EYES. SPIDERS THERE ARE SPIDERS BEHIND YOUR EYES THEY ARE LAYING EGGS. QUICKLY REMOVE YOUR EYES
You should see a doctor
My skin was literally itching watching this
My skin was literally itching watching this
I am infertile from eating scented candles. The
THE WHAT
True horror
You're what?
@@SPQRcatinfertile from eating scented candles. The
Hail xi jinping
Tierlist of funny pranks to pull on your buddies
Take the wormpill, or better yet take the dewormer pill.
Both? Both.
Both is good.
good old ivermectin
im never stepping foot on the beach or desert anymore
thanks for this useful piece of information now i cant rest knowing that there is a chance that there are hundreds of parasites shitting under my feet
Don't touch Spanish Moss, either. Chiggers live there, too.
@@TurtleShroom3"Chiggers" are a completely different kind of biting insect. The ones talked about in this video are "Jiggers", or "jigger fleas". Chiggers are small, bright red insects that resemble mites. They live in vegetation, and do bite/burrow into your feet to feed. However, this feeding is short lived, and only results in red, itchy welts on the affected areas. They do not live in your feet, nor reproduce in your feet. They are a relatively minor nuisance in comparison to jigger fleas.
7:40 toxoplasmosis is truly a weird one, another interesting stat is that people with it are on average an inch taller than those without it
You left out the people with the funny little hats
Good thing I’m not Indian
Why?
@@AQ_77Have ya seen the hygiene in that country?
@@cabriskus4700we have a large vegetarian population and don't wipe our shit with our hands, we are safer than you, don't worry. The statistics tell you that story.
@@cabriskus4700A lot of them have illegally traveled here and brought their hygiene with them…
Good thing I’m not racist
Dude last semester we took parasitology, I literally had a total of 13 nightmares until now which are directly related to the parasites we learned about, 7 of which are just tapeworm
This video goes well if you are psychological horror maxxing.
btw to everyone, pork, especially here in the states, pigs are dewormed constantly, so if you do eat raw or undercooked pork, the chances of you getting a parasite are minimal. I won't act like I know the number, however, I do know it is low.
Thats good informartion to know
Also in canada pork has been reduced from cook well done to having steak levels of cooked, due to health practices for pigs here
Why the hell do you want to eat it raw or undercooked anyways
@@mememan2.074 I dunno, if you cut into a pork chop you've been cooking for the past 15 minutes and it appears with the slightest hue of pink, I'd rather just eat it and not cook it more.
This is the perfect video to watch before bed
actually the brain eating amoeba only lives in warm water around 25-35 degrees. also the candiru actually doesnt go into your man front hole, and the fish actually hunt by sight and have no attraction to urine at all.
the candiru one is complete bullshit
@@rainchopper898Also also, it's not a human parasite. It wants to be in fish gills, humans are not part of it's natural life cycle.
Aint no fucking way under heaven im swimming in any unchlorinated bodies of water
Another reason to roll your eyes whenever people wax lyrical about how amazing nature is. Yeah...some of it. This is the rest.
@@AirLancer tbh nature is amazing, i dont know what human can look at it and not say that. In beauty and in dangerwise, because its something so efficient and being deadly it is very amazing to me atleast.
And there are people who live their whole long life jumping into rivers and bodies of water and never get anything, yall gotta stop being so paranoid because of the internet. You have a higher chance of being runned over or shot than catching this hyper specific brain eating parasite.
From now on everything I eat must be charred to a crisp
i just ate..... i expected parastites, but not the video starting with eggs in your brain, or worms under skin...
Really needed those pictures at the end, thanks man👍
All the images remind me of buying cigarretes and seeing the ad plastered on it of the most vile images they can put on
Was laughing at the 11% usa tidbit until you said the name...
Im a chronic cat lover
The opening of the video explains why pork was forbidden for most of abrahamic religions.
Aaalso, the eye parasite is why I use only glasses, safe and stylish. And not yucky-yucky eye touchy, alsoif need be you can wear goggles too to be steampunkmaxxed.
Every time I have a muscle spasm I’m going to be paranoid now, thanks.
You forgot the greatest parasite... people...
The most invasive parasite is a socioal parasite.
The vandellia cirrhosa shit honestly sounds like it happened once or twice and the story got so widespread that people believed it can happen often or is nearly guaranteed.
was that goatse really necessary
Honestly, just wash your hands and cook your food to never experience parasites.
And you sir, live in a first world country
@@MightyKingYoung dont eat street foods, and wash your veggies too. I am from third world too, perhaps it’s just the patterns of prevention i notice from the parasitology subject course. Meds are simple tho, metronidazole for amoebas, and praziquantel or albendazole for helminths(worms).
@@MightyKingYoung and yeh, dont drink tap water. I also always get amoebiasis (E. histolytica) all the time hahahahah.
i will definitely sleep well. Thank you Stoic❤
I walked near the roman baths building the other day. Now im dead because i caught naegleria fowleri.
You are factually my new favorite youtuber
There's actually this really bizarre parasite in rural Spain that can be contracted through spores.
Apparently the initial infection is really painful and it can have real wild effects like them visibly crawling under your skin and giving you red bloodshot eyes.
Worst part is the only way to remove it is through some very very painful like electric shocks or something , eventually it goes to the central nervous system where it hatches and controls your every action
Be safe everyone, my buddy from Raccoon City went there on a trip or something and got infected
Landlords on which tier?
horrifying, not krill my shelf cuz dem interest rates will do it for us
interest gonna kill me berfore I can
Rentoid
Right below squatters
@@Kydino the bootlicking is crazy
Fearmaxxing
4:06 everyone who wears contacts just emptied their contact container solution XD
There was a study about how a certain parasite would actually cause the body to produce anti-inflammatory substances, to the point of suppressing all symptoms of asthma. People with severe asthma were given patches to contract the parasite, and used anti-parasitic drugs to keep it suppressed while also reducing the symptoms of asthma greatly.
Makes you think. Paracelsus was more accurate than people might have initially guessed, perhaps.
When people call me a monster for ordering my food WELL DONE!
toxoplasma also makes you more attractive, taller and improves your pheromones. literally zero reason to ever own a dog when cats give you super powers.
That's the kind of propaganda someone with toxoplasma would say....
Please make a parasitemaxxing video
I am now living in a box 10000 m underwater, just to be safe
barotrauma
This js why I refuse to go into any znatural source of water anymore 😂😂😂
1:30 this is the most overused uncommon/rare joke ever. also why is there league on the computer screen mr stoic stick🧐
I used to be top 0.2% of players in Europe at league so thats why its on the screen
@@StoicStick What champion?
Neeko took me to masters but recently swain to d2
...the urge to correct your spelling is strong within me, but fear not, random citizen. I shall not "sodiumize" you.
@@normanclatcher are we looking at the same comment my friend or did you forget to put your contacts in
This is a great video to watch while eating
Welp. Now I'm VARY paranoid and I won't be able to stay calm. Why did I click on this video?
I had Tunga penetrans one time, is a very common parasyte in some places. My wife just removed it with a needle removing all the infected tissue. I have all the images of her removing it.
Down here is called "foot bug" (bicho-de-pé).
Echinococcus granulosus is another cool tapeworm. Cystic echinococcosis...meaning cysts formed usually in the lungs and liver, but can form in the bones, muscles and other organs.
Being intermediate deadend hosts always suck...
British MPs are S tier
I come here only for the most unhinged content. I'm happy I wasn't dissapointed.
Nah bro id put em all immediately in krill my shelf tier, they all are so terrifying 😰
Nah toxoplasma isn't very dangerous
Unless you are an older woman….in which case a literal krill my shelf. Not to mention the schizophrenia and car accidents
@@campomamboThe stress relief of owning cats statistically adds more years to human lives than the risk of them giving you a funky parasite takes away.
It's a worthwhile risk to contend with
@@1stCallipostle the risk factor of becoming a crazy cat lady is too statistically significant to ignore, however
How to avoid these:
1. Do not swim in lakes, rivers, or ponds when you have open wounds or are bleeding.
2. Do not drink lake, river, or pomd water without boiling it first.
3. COOK. YOUR. PORK.
4. For chiggers, don't touch Spanish Moss.
Taenia solium infection isn't as horrifying as portrayed in the video. Neurocysticercosis is a complication that doesn't always happen and even if it happens, it's asymptomatic and completely benign more often than not. The examples shown are probably of people with severe immune deficiency, which would let the parasites loose to wreak havoc in the entire body. If you're healthy and know that you're infected, a simple antibiotic therapy (and in some cases combined with steroids) should completely cure you. Worst case scenario is getting seizures from time to time.
I still remember a school project I had to do in highschool about anything science related and I convinced my group to do it abou the Naeleria Fowleri, to this day I still remember the face on my teacher and some of my classmates, I also rememebr I made one persone not shower for like a week cause he was scared to catch the ameba while in the shower
There are far too many stick figure RUclipsrs explaining random subjects, but none of them are as based. You will be the last one standing after the great culling
Have you ever said "I'm alone with nobody to love me?" Well, you're wrong. Your parasites love you. You are never truly alone.
Those images.... You have ruiined my day... I am eternally scarred
you deserve to be as big as all the other big animators
Candiru fish climbing eurethras is as far as my research has suggested goes towards it also being a myth not just because of fluid dynamics either, but really a lack of verifiable cases where this isn't just a rumor or a fluke or an exadgeration, etc.
The answer whenever something makes men go berserk but women shut down is something screwing with the endocrine system.
Another relatable video? Yes please.
Edit: Just to clear things up, i'm the Human Parasite.
Things I learned from this video:
- Cook your damn meat
- Don't swim in untreated water if you have ANY wound on you
- Cover my junk very well, if I have to go swim in amazonian rivers
- Just use glasses instead of contact lenses
- JUST DON'T GO SWIMMING IN LAKES OR RIVERS IN GENERAL, JESUS
- do not the cat turds
- Don't hang around flies in Africa
- Fuck mosquitos (Already knew that one)
- OH GOD, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT LAST ONE
Unfortunately, eliminating mosquitoes would severely damage the food chain. Many fish including bass and trout as hatchlings depend on their larvae for food. The adults are a staple for many birds, and the vast majority of dragonfly's prey(when the dragonflies disappear aftee, it will further damage the awuatic food chain as their larvae are a valuable prey jtem for the same species after they've grown some and even larger fish.
That first image wasnt a child, it was an 18yo
Now I'm paranoid about having toxoplasma gondii
I would say Uncle is S-tier, but sadly, he loses to ringworm and rats with the plauge😬
I'm half convinced that Toxoplasma gondii doesnt even exist and that science just needed a scapegoat to explain crazy cat ladies.
Dude my x girlfriend got that eye one! And it was during a hurricane in Florida.
Her eye got all fucked up and she lost 1/2 her vision in it, it started getting all cloudy.
Pork fr be getting it all huh?
stoic since when did you have 24k you're growing so fast i found your channel like 2 months ago and you had like 5k
It was def the racial slur tier list. Yt gave me a warning about harassment because I said a slur against myself in the comments lol
Im not sure if they are the same as jiggers, but *chiggers* are in rural US. But ive never seen an infection like that, just wash your feet and ankles real good with soap and water after being out in tall grass. When i was little i got dozens on red bumps on my ankles because of them, and they itched like hell, but i just washed them real good and eventually it went away
I was hoping another Dixie would comment about chiggers. When we went to Myrtle Beach, I was always told to NEVER touch Spanish Moss because of chiggers.
He is right about what they do, but I never heard of late-stage chigger parasitism.
This is probably because they hurt so bad as they burrow that they get treated quickly.
Everyone be dissing mosquitoes they’re just as important for pollination as bees 🤷♂️
2:40 Years ago I had personal experience with a parasite similar to this one during school camp, would NOT recommend it.
That shi at 0:04 had me traumatized thinking it was the "tip", was relieved when i heard that it was just the brain
wow
i thought these were going to be silly bugs that just make your skin itchy
Its very interesting how most of these come from pork
I'm at 0:44, and you know what? I don't need to watch this video... for reasons. Bye.
not touching water AGAIN
toxoplasma gondii infects rats and reduces/removes their cat avoiding instincts. I think it also makes rats attracted to cat piss or sumth but in any case I can see how Tg can reduce people's survival instincts.
source: I don't remember, I think I just read it somewhere
I CAN'T BE PARASITED IF I EAT A LOT OF REPUGNANT FOOD (god this garlic raddish salad is hurting me...)
You forgot my insurance company
X wife didn't even make honorable mentions?
Context for Toxoplasmosis. The targeted temporary host are rodents which will be way more fearless around cats. Thus its somewhat reasonable to assume that it increases risk taking behavior in humans.
Mr. Stoic, do you still remember me 😤
Yes
If Communists aren't at the top of the list, it's flawed.
I had jigger fleas a couple of times, nothing bad, just itches a little. They are called piques in spanish, very common in rural areas
where's landlords?
God help me though we all know what the worst parasite is and they rhyme with zoo
Shout out to the merchant guild
Bankers are not parasites, though. Banking democratizes access to capital and allows people without wealth to.getaccess to money in order to get things they would otherwise go without, like homes and cars.