What if Neanderthals Didn't Go Extinct?

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @Snakie747
    @Snakie747 8 лет назад +2128

    What if Russia had never sold Alaska to the United States?

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 8 лет назад +133

      Snakie #ColdWarTensions

    • @Muricanknight
      @Muricanknight 8 лет назад +176

      Snakie Then we'd be closer to the motherland.

    • @mikesmith8656
      @mikesmith8656 8 лет назад +19

      +Muricanknight 5678 glorious!

    • @barackobama6715
      @barackobama6715 8 лет назад +10

      Snakie It is closer to Russia than the US

    • @newpeupyoass
      @newpeupyoass 8 лет назад +88

      The British would have taken it, and it would be part of modern-day Canada.

  • @kekzealot3568
    @kekzealot3568 8 лет назад +3215

    I'd tell you one thing that would be different - porn would have a Neanderthal section

    • @NCR_Ranger115
      @NCR_Ranger115 8 лет назад +87

      John so true

    • @JoshuaXRamey
      @JoshuaXRamey 8 лет назад +74

      A Neanderthal woman would have hair everywhere. Yuck!

    • @dingowendingo7572
      @dingowendingo7572 8 лет назад +4

      John lol so true

    • @materialmanners
      @materialmanners 8 лет назад +223

      Joshua Ramey you know they would have a shaven Neanderthal section too...
      it's not like Neanderthal hair has invincibility against scissors or razors.

    • @idkbacon
      @idkbacon 8 лет назад +152

      Rule 34, If it exists, there is porn of it. I'm sure there is Neanderthal porn somewhere.

  • @carolmaby1033
    @carolmaby1033 4 года назад +1220

    In an alternate universe, neantherthals are watching a video about what if homo Sapiens didn’t go extinct

    • @hypercoder-gaming
      @hypercoder-gaming 4 года назад +23

      @@tracemathews4410 Technology's actual meaning is sharing knowledge. Most people don't know that

    • @hypercoder-gaming
      @hypercoder-gaming 4 года назад +6

      @William Michaels we didn't have a bigger population. Back then, humans hadn't gotten everywhere on Earth. Now we have conquered everything and have a population of 7.7 billion people. If we had a bigger population back then, viruses (not coronavirus) would kill them all due to being way too crowded. Besides, being crowded isn't comforting!

    • @theredcomet844
      @theredcomet844 4 года назад +15

      Neanderthal Kindergarten teacher: As you see students, the sapien may have been taller, but they have smaller brains. They would never have even produced hyper space jumping. What foolish beings. The sapien foolishly styles its hair to attract females.

    • @F.RO.H
      @F.RO.H 3 года назад +3

      these idiotic idiots human species are so stupid they still hunt to this day

    • @cookiecakeeater6340
      @cookiecakeeater6340 3 года назад +3

      @@theredcomet844 actually doing that kind of thing is pretty common, also we are very similar, and we even have some Neanderthal DNA from interbreeding. The thing is which was mentioned here is that they have a much smaller population so when we interbreed our DNA becomes the vast majority in the body

  • @biblical1694
    @biblical1694 5 лет назад +378

    Imagine tinder or something asking someone like ‘so... are you a Homo-sapien or Neanderthal’

    • @thefederalrepublicoferusea3900
      @thefederalrepublicoferusea3900 3 года назад +10

      Omg this reminds me of the “sexy Neanderthal theory” search up Sam o nella academy and look at some of his stuff

    • @gabrielsilva-pl3dx
      @gabrielsilva-pl3dx 3 года назад +33

      Neanderthal lives metter.

    • @BakaryD
      @BakaryD 3 года назад +15

      "Homo... Sapien not gay..."

    • @thisisahumanlol8255
      @thisisahumanlol8255 3 года назад +8

      If someone asks dat its an obvious red flag.

    • @Alex-eb6je
      @Alex-eb6je 3 года назад +2

      Dude look at my face and see

  • @F.RO.H
    @F.RO.H 4 года назад +292

    Humans then: *Disliked Neanderthals*
    Humans now: *Likes Neanderthals*

    • @siopilosx4676
      @siopilosx4676 3 года назад +4

      From the looks, it looks like they still hate them.

    • @prcervi
      @prcervi 3 года назад +29

      eh, some humans were found to have genetics that directly showed that their heritage was mixed with Neanderthals so it looks like they weren't that unliked

    • @CalvinNoire
      @CalvinNoire 2 года назад

      Taking a quick glimpse of the comment section can disprove your theory

    • @BlockWorks
      @BlockWorks 2 года назад +1

      so... a few humans liked neanderthals... quite a lot, maybe too much, probably too much, cuz now a shit ton of people have like... 2.5% Neanderthal Genes running on their blood which means that humans and neanderthals fucked... a lot

    • @popcat2309
      @popcat2309 Год назад +3

      @@prcervi that's not how it worked during that age... you didn't have to be liked by someone to breed

  • @CyFiM
    @CyFiM 8 лет назад +1423

    How would modern humans treat another human species if one existed? Well, exactly the same way we treat other members of our own species.

    • @AtomiskZabaleta
      @AtomiskZabaleta 8 лет назад +109

      the same way we'd probably treat an inferior alien species honestly. Humans are kinda dicks till we pay attention to what being a dick does.

    • @melonboi927
      @melonboi927 8 лет назад +5

      Maya Jade so pretty good?

    • @CyFiM
      @CyFiM 8 лет назад +135

      Graehame Thorne Okay you've proved my point now kindly fuck off.

    • @sebastianrosa7935
      @sebastianrosa7935 8 лет назад +86

      Maya Jade+ Yeah humanity doesn't have a very good track record of treating other people who are not themselves.

    • @devilmanscott
      @devilmanscott 8 лет назад +19

      Well, not to be harsh, but there's data backing up Graehame, but those are annoying things aren't they? People want to be so blind to cultural and social differences, that they turn a blind eye to it.

  • @jamesburgess2k
    @jamesburgess2k 8 лет назад +5297

    They didn't go extinct, they just migrated to New Jersey

    • @robot6871
      @robot6871 8 лет назад +32

      Lol

    • @SuperFatman345
      @SuperFatman345 8 лет назад +359

      I live in NJ and don't know how to react to this

    • @deathwish766
      @deathwish766 8 лет назад +9

      James Burgess 😂 Haha lol

    • @coolconfuzer
      @coolconfuzer 8 лет назад +127

      LMFAO!!! Thats how New Yorkers view people from New Jersey.

    • @laniejean6618
      @laniejean6618 8 лет назад +17

      Yes. I have no words other than yes.

  • @alialahmad4329
    @alialahmad4329 5 лет назад +2455

    if they survived interracial porn would take a different meaning

  • @joshgiesbrecht
    @joshgiesbrecht 6 лет назад +1297

    Seeing as humans can barely get along with each other due to skin, cultural, location differences, I can't see us getting along too well with a group of "people" that looked and acted entirely different than ourselves.

    • @rsrt6910
      @rsrt6910 6 лет назад +180

      Neanderthals probably didn't act much different than homo-sapiens-spaiens. If they retained their own unique genetic makeup though, I'd guess they'd excel in most sports (except basketball) and dominate the S.T.E.M. fields.

    • @patrickallen5383
      @patrickallen5383 6 лет назад +47

      Josh Giesbrecht How do you know they acted differently. I never met one.

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 6 лет назад +41

      Humanity in a nutshell

    • @BoopSnoot
      @BoopSnoot 6 лет назад +72

      You have to ask yourself, what makes a "species"? If neanderthal and humans can breed and produce viable offspring, which we know now is the case, then were they really two distinct species? Well, we consider syberian tigers and bengal tigers to be unique species, just as we consider North American wolves and European Gray wolves to be unique species, but the fact is that they can interbreed just fine and produce hybrid offspring. The most modern recreations of Neanderthals makes them not that much different in appearance to Caucasians, and in fact if they were still around today we would likely just consider them a different race. After all, no one would confuse an unmixed Australian aborigini woman to be a Swedish woman, as they look extremely different... in fact far more different than North American and European wolves look to one another. So if we treated humans the way we do all other animals in classification, its very likely that we would consider each major human race to be its own species, or at the very least sub-species. After all, just in Africa alone we have identified 13 subspecies of giraffe, and yet we don't admit that there are any subspecies of humans in spite of obvious difference in bone structure, skin tone, hair, eye color, musculature, average height, etc.

    • @patrickraftery1815
      @patrickraftery1815 6 лет назад +1

      Josh Giesbrecht I'm inclined to agree,I suspect could of been very violent.

  • @vikingr246
    @vikingr246 8 лет назад +851

    I'd argue they still do. Ever been to Newcastle? It's like the Detriot of Great Britain.

    • @vikingr246
      @vikingr246 8 лет назад

      The Nihilistic Neckbeard NSW?

    • @vikingr246
      @vikingr246 8 лет назад +31

      The Nihilistic Neckbeard does the New South Wales also have sheep shaggers?

    • @doumahamigahila8133
      @doumahamigahila8133 8 лет назад

      NSW is a state in Australia this gay is Aussie there is a city in NSW called Newcastle

    • @doumahamigahila8133
      @doumahamigahila8133 8 лет назад +1

      true geordie is love

    • @WeavileLady
      @WeavileLady 8 лет назад +3

      Oh common that's not nice, you just watched the video showing they weren't that stupid.

  • @musicf3b
    @musicf3b 8 лет назад +811

    It's weird that we only have one species of human left. That's so boring

    • @intergalacticlebensraum2428
      @intergalacticlebensraum2428 8 лет назад +31

      musicf3b eh not true.its just that our perception of species includes all variants of humans

    • @devilmanscott
      @devilmanscott 8 лет назад +74

      Larger brain, but still not as developed as ours, well the prefrontal cortex, also they weren't as horny as us, which didn't help their case.

    • @newtfigton8795
      @newtfigton8795 8 лет назад +55

      musicf3b But my god, imagine the discrimination and ugly history. On a more positive note, that would have been very interesting if there was more than one species of human alive today.

    • @Brochodoce
      @Brochodoce 8 лет назад +3

      musicf3b but what about women?

    • @Naijiri.
      @Naijiri. 8 лет назад +6

      We could just get a few million humans and devolve them and set them in their own country if we really wanted to.

  • @user-hh2is9kg9j
    @user-hh2is9kg9j 5 лет назад +357

    if they survive we would blame them for everything wrong with our civilzation.

    • @hobo_joe7480
      @hobo_joe7480 5 лет назад +13

      Or the other way around more likely

    • @ewweg
      @ewweg 5 лет назад +16

      @@hobo_joe7480 Well we blame white people for everything now, and red/light hair with blue eyes are traits from european neanderthals. The biggest difference would be that Hitler would be right in the genetic differences from african and caucasian people, so maybe genocides would have continued in the west.

    • @lgiver5148
      @lgiver5148 5 лет назад +25

      ewweg I thought we blame Muslims and blacks for everything 🤔

    • @falu3615
      @falu3615 5 лет назад +1

      ah so theyd be the us and russia!

    • @ParallelNoisee
      @ParallelNoisee 5 лет назад +2

      Nahhh I think we'd still blame Trump

  • @hvideos2832
    @hvideos2832 7 лет назад +971

    I find it so fascinating that humans had different species

    • @spongethebest2728
      @spongethebest2728 7 лет назад +66

      In a few hundred years there might be no human species

    • @Iskelderon
      @Iskelderon 6 лет назад +24

      Several species merging into one. They interbred and the resulting mutts ended up becoming the dominant species. Some of the differences in people around the world are actually related to the percentages of other kinds of archaic humans mixed in millennia ago (Neanderthals, Denisovans, ...).

    • @athaleyahbaht-yisrael3706
      @athaleyahbaht-yisrael3706 6 лет назад +13

      Neanderthals didn't extinct, they merged with Japheth. Neanderthals=Nephilim. White people are descendants of them. Scientific facts they will never teach you: ruclips.net/video/TgnM_0Rt6p8/видео.html

    • @remisteele8904
      @remisteele8904 6 лет назад +71

      Michael Smith
      Sorry, but the different modern human races do not meet the criteria to be considered separate species, or even subspecies. Not even close. In fact, humans are far more closely related to one another than most other examples of separate populations of a single species. Genetic evidence suggests that this is because of what is called a genetic bottleneck early on in homo sapiens history, where some natural disaster, climate change, or other event led to a large part of the population dying off, leaving only a small population of around 10000 individuals alive.
      The point is, humans from across the globe are all so genetically similar that there's no way they could be considered separate subspecies.

    • @remisteele8904
      @remisteele8904 6 лет назад +36

      Athaleyah Baht-Yisrael
      I'm pretty sure your definition of 'scientific fact' is slightly... well, it's completely wrong.
      There is zero real evidence to support the existence of nephilim, giants, or the deluge as depicted in the abrahamic religions.
      And while the ancestors of 'white people' DID, in fact, interbreed with Neanderthals, this interbreeding occurred mainly in the middle east, when modern humans first migrated out of Africa. This is why genetic studies show that not only Europeans, but also individuals from the middle east, central Asia, and even east Asia, have genetic markers passed down from Neanderthal ancestors.

  • @ianoshea4744
    @ianoshea4744 8 лет назад +1649

    It's real late were I live and I thought it said "what if the Netherlands never went extinct" and boy oh boy was I confused

    • @nrrork
      @nrrork 8 лет назад +92

      Give it fifty years and it might be, sadly.

    • @TS-ge7po
      @TS-ge7po 8 лет назад +2

      Ian O'Shea same fam

    • @benjamenYTDeadTheGamer
      @benjamenYTDeadTheGamer 8 лет назад +4

      Ian O'Shea I thought it said netherlands too. XD

    • @jokerofmorocco
      @jokerofmorocco 8 лет назад +90

      It took me two reads before I realised you said "Netherlands" and not "Neanderthals"

    • @benjamenYTDeadTheGamer
      @benjamenYTDeadTheGamer 8 лет назад +4

      Bob Jones You need glasses.

  • @happyhippo9510
    @happyhippo9510 7 лет назад +222

    When you said Fred was an evolutionary dead end it made my day.

  • @matthewbittenbender9191
    @matthewbittenbender9191 5 лет назад +49

    I had a keen interest in Anthropology in college and minored in it back in the 90's. I had asked my professor in class about the possibility of interbreeding causing the Neanderthals extinction. He laughed and said that "none of the traits appear to have carried over to Homo sapiens." This is of course before we cracked the human genome. I wonder if he even remembers that moment?

  • @JustADudeWithAnUnnecessaryName
    @JustADudeWithAnUnnecessaryName 8 лет назад +313

    Nah m8, us Canadian are far superior to every other living human being. After all, we do ride polar bears through the frozen tundra that is Canada, chugging maple syrup and eating poutine. after a long day of playing hockey and playing with one and two dollar coins that we call loonies and toonies, we go home to our igloos and speak French. Sorry about being so harsh with the correction.

    • @jakobtheoutdoorsman2926
      @jakobtheoutdoorsman2926 8 лет назад +25

      Knobster Knob we are also 75% frost resistant lmao

    • @meloncooler1252
      @meloncooler1252 8 лет назад +51

      Species: Canadian
      +75% Frost resistance
      +100% Northern Animal Taming
      +25% Cordial Relations
      +10% Tree Chopping Ability
      -20% Communication
      And people say we're not good, eh?

    • @シメキ
      @シメキ 8 лет назад +41

      explain justin bieber

    • @papajohn2288
      @papajohn2288 8 лет назад

      Knobster Knob gay

    • @toybonniebon
      @toybonniebon 8 лет назад +14

      Astatine_ Nah it's the USA problem not ours

  • @chair9368
    @chair9368 6 лет назад +69

    "Homo Sapien means wise men"-2016
    2018-We're telling teens not to eat Tide Pods.

    • @scottmantooth8785
      @scottmantooth8785 5 лет назад +2

      imagine if the Tide-Pods were pumpkin spice flavored...they'd charge $15.00 apiece at that popular coffee shop that i'll not mention to avoid being sued for slander

    • @cru883
      @cru883 5 лет назад

      2019-We're telling middle aged men not to drink people's bath water

    • @scottmantooth8785
      @scottmantooth8785 5 лет назад

      @@cru883 oh, great...next you'll be warning us not to drink from the toilet...dogs do that all the time and they seem perfectly fine with it and happy

    • @InvasionAnimation
      @InvasionAnimation 3 года назад

      2021-We're telling people they can stop a preventable disease by vaccines.

    • @Aman123ace
      @Aman123ace 3 года назад

      Wise compared to who. A cat likes to bite a plastic bag, human teens want to eat laundry pods but is able to do math so really it's all relative

  • @hcn6708
    @hcn6708 8 лет назад +342

    You like fun,don't you Jimmy?

    • @MultiKaeseToast
      @MultiKaeseToast 8 лет назад +3

      HCN 27.0253g/mol I like your name

    • @JadenTapscott
      @JadenTapscott 8 лет назад +2

      HCN 27.0253g/mol XD

    • @maxstirnersego
      @maxstirnersego 8 лет назад +7

      *The death of your ancestors begins in a flame of glory*

    • @AhmadS-p9t
      @AhmadS-p9t 8 лет назад +3

      the best part of the video!!!! :)

    • @tlrjon6375
      @tlrjon6375 7 лет назад +1

      i hope he keeps involving Jimmy lol

  • @awkwardbound569
    @awkwardbound569 5 лет назад +317

    0:21 even Canadians are Humans? Dang. I thought we were an alien race with superior healthcare.

    • @jaekthedawgsmall7041
      @jaekthedawgsmall7041 5 лет назад +8

      Awkward Bound superior healthcare?😂

    • @mikerotch4946
      @mikerotch4946 4 года назад +30

      The only reason you think your healthcare is superior is because you're comparing it to the US. If you compare it with most of europe, it's not really a big difference. You're not advanced, the US is just behind

    • @tmlfan7785
      @tmlfan7785 4 года назад +12

      mike rotch being better than America is literally all that matters to us

    • @secretgames1906
      @secretgames1906 4 года назад +3

      @Dino957 looks like someone doesnt know what a joke is

    • @editingvideosforyoutubersr5553
      @editingvideosforyoutubersr5553 4 года назад +3

      Fiske dahlberg what the fuck are you even saying, how are we obsessed with the USA? I have a house in the US so I go there like once a year but everyone there is rude so I just go for the weather. We always make fun of the USA and argue with them over who’s country is better, we’re not obsessed, we’re just very similar. Also I would be surprised if you forgot about Canada considering it’s the second biggest country in the world...

  • @kingcrab5135
    @kingcrab5135 6 лет назад +230

    "You like fun...
    ...don't you Jimmy?"

    • @rsrt6910
      @rsrt6910 6 лет назад +6

      I had fun once... it was aweful.

    • @klieis9491
      @klieis9491 5 лет назад +4

      I like my booty ate

    • @tobiasandersen2761
      @tobiasandersen2761 5 лет назад

      King Crab
      Cody went pretty dark... pretty damn quickly

  • @viini3370
    @viini3370 6 лет назад +449

    "Yes, even Canadians." Excuse me.

    • @-_--_-307
      @-_--_-307 4 года назад +27

      yall are not human

    • @realmenhub9773
      @realmenhub9773 4 года назад +3

      im human

    • @lakkolee734
      @lakkolee734 4 года назад +41

      We are born from the ice wearing skates and holding a hockey stick... and maple syrup flows through our veins🇨🇦

    • @riddlelane
      @riddlelane 4 года назад +1

      I'm hurt

    • @scottcain6386
      @scottcain6386 4 года назад +1

      Well his sense of humor might offend, but he did say reptile overlords also... please don’t be offended so easily... it’s probably some high school kids science project

  • @joshuabinkley9864
    @joshuabinkley9864 8 лет назад +530

    Yes...even Canadians.

    • @joshuabinkley9864
      @joshuabinkley9864 8 лет назад

      ***** YES

    • @michaelw.6780
      @michaelw.6780 8 лет назад +3

      hmmm are Canadian's our lizard overlords? Example: Canadian pop stars. they hypnotize populations around the world.

    • @mitch9521
      @mitch9521 8 лет назад +5

      Canadians are too drunk and/or too busy at Tim Hortons to be the world's lizard overlords

    • @WhysafraidofCause
      @WhysafraidofCause 8 лет назад +19

      That's only what we want you to think... Don't tell anyone.

    • @tree7114
      @tree7114 8 лет назад +5

      Why's 6 afraid if 7? Cause 789 yeah but we do have the most coffee shops in the world that is true like I have Tim Hortons 50 m away from anthor tims hortons

  • @BardCoennius
    @BardCoennius 5 лет назад +27

    Given the history of imperialism and colonialism in this timeline, I think yours is (sadly) the most logical scenario. The one aspect that you neglected to mention is that hybrid creatures that have parents of two different species (like mules) are often sterile. But the conclusion would be the same - bred out of existence.
    That said, you should read Robert Sawyer's "Neanderthal Parallax" triliogy (if you haven't already). Jean Auel also had some interesting ideas that she presented in her novel series.

  • @ederjuniorchua827
    @ederjuniorchua827 6 лет назад +36

    "Homo"
    "Don't even."
    that was just so funny for me 😂

  • @bracemaster4480
    @bracemaster4480 6 лет назад +93

    I’ll go out on a limb and say that if “Neanderthals didn’t go extinct” they’d still be alive today.

  • @luna_lamb9949
    @luna_lamb9949 6 лет назад +331

    Actually, Neanderthals were pretty smart! Scientists just thought they were stupid because they happened to find one with a differently shaped head, and it looked crooked and dumb. Later, they found another Neanderthal, that had good bone structure, and wasn't crooked like the first one they found. Neanderthal is a name to offend people by basically saying they're dumb, but that's only a thing because the scientists got some things mixed up. They simply made a mistake. I'm not trying to offend anyone or something like that, I'm just pointing this out.

    • @rsrt6910
      @rsrt6910 6 лет назад +58

      I'm offended that you think I'd be offended by this.

    • @thatcher17
      @thatcher17 6 лет назад +23

      Black racists also use it to insult whites, which is pretty funny.

    • @enochannor6550
      @enochannor6550 6 лет назад +13

      I think that has a lot to do with the education in Africa. For example, I never learned what months, years, days, weeks were or how to spell at all. That can have an incredible effect on intelligence.

    • @ammiiel
      @ammiiel 6 лет назад +8

      Depression If à black person is from sub-Saharan Africa and are 100% sub-Saharan african they do not contain Neanderthal genes

    • @ammiiel
      @ammiiel 6 лет назад +8

      Depression And I’m confused, could you explain the relevancy of « iq » to me? The smartest people I’ve ever met, the people who were top of my classes (set 1’s I’m British) were always POC. When I was in young I lived in a predominantly white area but the kids in the top sets were always coloured.

  • @shanevonharten3100
    @shanevonharten3100 5 лет назад +32

    These renderings of neanderthals look like people I've seen walking around.

  • @rachelb.684
    @rachelb.684 7 лет назад +452

    You like fun... don't you, Jimmy? *screaming in the background*

  • @cessactdm
    @cessactdm 8 лет назад +82

    0:26
    "homo ( * pauses * ), don't even. in latim ... "
    OMFG LOOL

  • @tornade9203
    @tornade9203 6 лет назад +63

    The Question should be:
    What if Neanderthals didn't go extinct and modern human population never left Africa ?

    • @MrAlipatik
      @MrAlipatik 5 лет назад

      exactly..

    • @sirsteam181
      @sirsteam181 4 года назад +4

      Then there would be an equally Intelligent Species to the North of Us

    • @impower3134
      @impower3134 3 года назад +1

      @@sirsteam181 not true, neanderthals were less smart and had only very simple language.

    • @Shaw4123
      @Shaw4123 3 года назад +3

      @@impower3134
      Africa wasn’t very advanced and was very tribal, it would take a very very long time before Homosapiens would become distinguishably smarter and more Advanced then the Neanderthals.

    • @ProjektTaku
      @ProjektTaku Год назад +2

      @@impower3134 no, they just didn't need their brains as much due to being so strong, but they were still very smart.

  • @kittycat-sc7je
    @kittycat-sc7je 5 лет назад +19

    0:16 as a Canadian I can say that you are incorrect

  • @AlternateHistoryHub
    @AlternateHistoryHub  8 лет назад +676

    For those wondering why my voice is so different, my other narration style seemed to turn off a lot of people, so I changed it up a bit to see what people think

    • @bababooey2700
      @bababooey2700 8 лет назад +7

      i like it, but i dont like the fan in the background :(

    • @redroses0880
      @redroses0880 8 лет назад +28

      AlternateHistoryHub I like it, it's deep and sexy 💖😍

    • @mistyderevage3649
      @mistyderevage3649 8 лет назад +4

      AlternateHistoryHub do one over what if aircraft was never invented

    • @reizayin
      @reizayin 8 лет назад +25

      It turns me on. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @adrianmoreno6841
      @adrianmoreno6841 8 лет назад +2

      AlternateHistoryHub how about in an alternate timeline Battle Los Angeles happened. Better yet in an alternate timeline we were invaded by alien space bats

  • @stormium1566
    @stormium1566 8 лет назад +80

    All people of non-African descent are related to the neanderthals by between 2 and 6%. Also, southeast Asians and Native Americans are also related to the Denisovans by about 2%. Both groups most likely interbred as traits associated with them are found in modern Humans in certain areas where those ancient people would have found each other.

    • @christiandauz3742
      @christiandauz3742 8 лет назад +5

      There is a third species related to Humans and Neaderthals. Humans did FUCK the Neaderthals into nonexistence just like what the Spanish did with the Indians!

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 8 лет назад +12

      Native American still exist. In fact there are more pure natives in S. America since Spain enslaved them instead of wiped them out.

    • @stormium1566
      @stormium1566 7 лет назад +11

      Hispanics would have a combination of Neanderthal traits, from the Spanish, and Denisovan traits from the native Americans who migrated from eastern Asia into the new world.

    • @kingamir8830
      @kingamir8830 7 лет назад

      That might be the reason for caucasions. But what would middle easterns be?

    • @iamnoone348
      @iamnoone348 7 лет назад +4

      Minor correction... Everyone in Eurasia has small amounts of Denisovan DNA, Europeans have the lowest estimated Denisovan influence just at about 0.2% - 0.1%... East Asians and Native Americans have a bit more than Europeans, then South Asians and Southeast Asians have a bit more than East Asians but Papuans and Australian Aboriginals have the most Denisovan inlfluence at about 5% - 6%.

  • @MemeSnack
    @MemeSnack 7 лет назад +72

    Then I would finally be able to relate to someone.

  • @xanderpysell8041
    @xanderpysell8041 5 лет назад +10

    "You like fun don't you Jimmy" screaming and fire in the background

  • @EmperorTigerstar
    @EmperorTigerstar 8 лет назад +346

    I don't care if it's wrong, I still honestly just say neander-th-al out of habit.

  • @hippos_rock9747
    @hippos_rock9747 8 лет назад +221

    But modern humans aren't Homo sapiens. We're a subspecies called Homo sapiens sapiens... "Wise, wise men".
    Odd, but true! :D

    • @hippos_rock9747
      @hippos_rock9747 8 лет назад +1

      Matt Thanks for that then.

    • @YoungBaller-sj6wd
      @YoungBaller-sj6wd 7 лет назад +9

      Hippos_Rock If we are a subspecies we're are still Homo Sapiens

    • @hippos_rock9747
      @hippos_rock9747 7 лет назад +8

      Well, sort of... According to a book by Leonard Mlodinow, the proper Homo Sapiens died out, so we refer to modern humans as the subspecies and the others as the species. It's sorta like calling an elephant a mammoth but in scientific names

    • @gentlebabarian
      @gentlebabarian 7 лет назад +2

      source? because i never heard of it and i call bullshit

    • @edisloud
      @edisloud 7 лет назад +13

      Hippos_Rock that's right, glad to see people who get that; I been getting weird looks for years when I say "homo sapiens sapiens" and people kept asking me why I repeated the word sapiens lol. There were other forms of Homo sapien, indeed Neanderthals are often referred to as Homo sapiens neanderthalensis and I also hear mention in some sources of Homo sapiens idaltu and Homo sapiens rhodesiensis, although other sources do refer to them as not part of the Sapiens.

  • @derdiktatorischeweltherrsc7122
    @derdiktatorischeweltherrsc7122 8 лет назад +145

    What if the vikings never left America?

    • @lukedaduke3533
      @lukedaduke3533 8 лет назад +21

      DerDiktatorischeWeltherrscherYagami the Canadians would be a bit more invasive

    • @iamBIGBROOX
      @iamBIGBROOX 8 лет назад +4

      DerDiktatorischeWeltherrscherYagami You mean what if the Vikings were never wiped out by the Asians after crossing the bering strait

    • @thedeadfolk680
      @thedeadfolk680 8 лет назад +8

      Vikings had settlements on the East-Coast, but there wasn't much, so they left on their own.

    • @Starthclyde
      @Starthclyde 8 лет назад +11

      TheDeadFolk If I remember correctly there is a saga talking about that, The reason they explain in the saga is that the natives just were not having any of it, they would constantly raid the one village they had set up. The Viking were constantly moving more in land down the saint lawrence, with evidence sudgesting they made it quite far with nuts they were eating and bringing back which grew nearly exclusively along the river. However they were never able to communicate or set up trade with the natives so it just became too hard and very unsafe so yes it wasnt worth it, not becasue there wasn't resources just they couldnt use them safely or productively. The saga does state they tried again but it ended the same except the natives this time didnt even let them get past their main ship port. But this is a saga and they should always be taken with a grain of salt
      TL;DR
      Natives wouldnt let them set up shop for very long, and refused to communicate or trade with them so they decided to just leave

    • @akrybion
      @akrybion 8 лет назад +2

      jesse kennedy Kind of ironic a people if Raiders and Warriors was bullied from setteling somewhere.

  • @Noez90
    @Noez90 6 лет назад +22

    No matter how many of these videos I watch i cant get my brain around how there was another species of human.

    • @patrykburski2148
      @patrykburski2148 2 года назад

      There were about 14 different species

    • @ProjektTaku
      @ProjektTaku Год назад

      @Chandler Burse I think its really telling how every other animal has kept around hundreds of its own different species yes humans only kept around 1.

  • @RexGalilae
    @RexGalilae 8 лет назад +218

    I self identify as a neanderthal and I was offended by this video

    • @NielsHeldens
      @NielsHeldens 8 лет назад +3

      Rex Galilae neanderthal lives matter

    • @Solaxe
      @Solaxe 8 лет назад +3

      dead meme

    • @certifiedlosenger4300
      @certifiedlosenger4300 8 лет назад

      you do realise that he could be serious? I'm partially neanderthal genetically

    • @nintendomite
      @nintendomite 8 лет назад

      Draugluin the Werewolf everyone is. You're not special

    • @certifiedlosenger4300
      @certifiedlosenger4300 8 лет назад

      no not really, the majority of people aren't and those that are rarely have that much actual neanderthal in them

  • @salokin3087
    @salokin3087 8 лет назад +100

    2020: What if the meteor didn't kill Trump and Clinton?

    • @matt-attack99
      @matt-attack99 8 лет назад +14

      what if trump never let the Chinese invade

    • @edwardcollier7218
      @edwardcollier7218 8 лет назад

      Mysteriously? You mean he died by Hillary?

    • @anonimo2932
      @anonimo2932 8 лет назад +7

      it was walpole

    • @aquila4460
      @aquila4460 8 лет назад

      Shhhh! Don't tell them the secrets of the Extra Walpolian order! Or you'll find out that people who die oftem mysteriously catch an illness. Namely three bullets in the back. Very infectious.

    • @sm901ftw
      @sm901ftw 8 лет назад

      Praise be to the Lord Walpole, his prophet Law, and his general Yi. We give thanks for their mad moneymaking skills and omnipotent strategies. Why let secrecy get in the way of a good cult?

  • @josephrusso8107
    @josephrusso8107 6 лет назад +112

    Neteadrathals are actually stronger physically. Estimated similar intellect they would live like humans. More meat needed higher caloric intake. They would basically be a violent warrior Hunter gatherer society contending with modern man.
    It is believed they had less capacity for imagination thus more likely would absorb innovations of nearby tribes.
    The lack of population comparably from innovations such as agriculture would lead to a smaller population size pushing them further north. They would basically survive like the Sami. The lack of megafauna would lead to more raids on homo sapien settlements. They would most likely get shorter and be living in a state of near constant starvation.
    It's kind of like asking what if direwolves survived the death of megafauna.

    • @ericclaeyborn8359
      @ericclaeyborn8359 6 лет назад +4

      Skeletons don't tell anyone how much muscle a person had, or how smart someone was. Evolutionists always pretend to be the ultimate FBI agent... their speculations are facts in their own minds.

    • @ericsalles3393
      @ericsalles3393 6 лет назад

      Joseph Russo maybe like glaswegians .

    • @dianamotherofcats9449
      @dianamotherofcats9449 6 лет назад +7

      How can you say they the Neanderthals living in Europe had less imagination than Homo sapiens migrating north from Africa Did not
      the Neanderthal 's actually have somewhat larger brains than Homo Sapiens there intellegence musthave beenpretty much the same how do we no they were more violent arhhaic as well as modern Homo Sapiens as we all know were and still are a pretty violent bunch

    • @Sithari_XAOS
      @Sithari_XAOS 6 лет назад +19

      Eric Claeyborn There are clearly defined areas where muscle and ligament attach to bones. We can also do xray scans of brain cavities to see the shape and size of brains. We can also estimate intelligence and the strength of senses based on the size and shape of parts of the brain, since just about everything has the same basic layout. ie the brain stem is always in the back and under the brain connected to the spinal column, the frontal lobe is always in the front and towards the top of the brain, etc.

    • @christopherrubio8047
      @christopherrubio8047 6 лет назад +1

      Joseph Russo I beg to differ. I believe they might of been very docile and gentle. There is some research that indicates it.

  • @chimyshark
    @chimyshark 6 лет назад +7

    Wow I really like the last part about how our concept of species might be different. That's crazy how our science is shaped by what we can see, it really shows science's limitations and frankly as a scientist myself, it's quite scary!!!

  • @thebisharpbishop7340
    @thebisharpbishop7340 8 лет назад +93

    Fun question:
    What if Japan and Louisiana took over the world? XD

    • @altecbluwell4620
      @altecbluwell4620 8 лет назад +35

      Squidbillies.

    • @thebisharpbishop7340
      @thebisharpbishop7340 8 лет назад +14

      Altec Bluwell I got Cajun Tentacle Porn from that XD

    • @Apollo2001
      @Apollo2001 8 лет назад +5

      Bisharp Kenji fuck yes ... the louisiana purchase was actually never meant to be sold to america .

    • @thebisharpbishop7340
      @thebisharpbishop7340 8 лет назад +1

      31337 Clan It actually a project I'm doing. Japan and Louisiana travels to a parral earth where humans did not appear and starts colonizing it

    • @politicallyunreliable4985
      @politicallyunreliable4985 8 лет назад +1

      +Altec Bluwell
      HAH! Animated sushi joke.

  • @organicnoodles5343
    @organicnoodles5343 6 лет назад +62

    “Homo, don’t even” 💀💀💀IM DYING 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @boomersooner5315
    @boomersooner5315 8 лет назад +116

    Do a if USA lost the revolution

  • @ziyougu9018
    @ziyougu9018 4 года назад +32

    Then: *yes, even Canadians*
    Me as a Canadian: Excuse me?

    • @user-rt4og9ci2o
      @user-rt4og9ci2o 4 года назад +1

      copied

    • @ziyougu9018
      @ziyougu9018 4 года назад +1

      maty if I say, I own a dog, does that mean I copied that from the 35% of Canadian households who also owned dogs? 🙄

  • @M4NICXGAMING
    @M4NICXGAMING 8 лет назад +37

    A lot more jokes than other videos I LIKE IT

    • @Stoichia
      @Stoichia 8 лет назад +3

      Prøcastimancer Kaø WE ALL DO JIMMY!!!

    • @andrewmcginnis4149
      @andrewmcginnis4149 8 лет назад

      Prøcastimancer Kaø I like his old style better

  • @Jacob-ej8hy
    @Jacob-ej8hy 8 лет назад +4

    Is it just me, or are these videos suddenly so much better?

    • @seamuscooper7379
      @seamuscooper7379 8 лет назад

      EsotericLad like any channel he progressively gets better the more used to it he is I would say the past year or so has been the golden age

  • @yoavaharon8511
    @yoavaharon8511 8 лет назад +64

    AlternateHistoryHub, I have a question for you:
    What if John McCain won the election of 2008?

    • @TheFunniBaconMan
      @TheFunniBaconMan 8 лет назад +43

      We wouldn't have Crazy Uncle Joe Biden, but we'd have Insane Aunty Palin

    • @seth790
      @seth790 7 лет назад

      Political analysts say all gays would be killed in a public setting, money in politics would be flourishing (which it is today) Sara Palin would be the only woman we can fuck to reproduce etc

    • @rsrt6910
      @rsrt6910 6 лет назад

      Nothing.
      Nothing would be different except for the media coverage.

    • @rsrt6910
      @rsrt6910 6 лет назад

      Nothing would be different, except that he wouldn't be crying "ban assault weapons" (whatever those are) every time someone goes nuts with a hand gun.

  • @methyllithium323
    @methyllithium323 6 лет назад +9

    Homo-sapiens? I think with all those memes we threw away the sapiens part a long time ago

  • @EmbeMamaChannel
    @EmbeMamaChannel 8 лет назад +187

    COuld you make a video what if the great dying never happened. Or maybe do a what if the carboniferous swamps never disappeared. Or maybe even what if ice age megafauna never went extinct. Other examples like what if the ordovician extinction never happened. What if the agricultural revolution never happened. What if the scientific revolution never happened. What if the moon never crashed into earth billions of years ago. What if New zealand continent never sunk into the ocean. What if the hindenburg never crashed. What if the ice age never ended. What if the alamo never happened. What if the wright brothers never made the plane.
    What if the devonian mass extinction never happened what if the triassic mass extinction never happened.
    What if the eocene extinction never happened
    what if the jurassic extinction never happened. what if humans never domesticated animals what if the titanic never sank

  • @uniteddetinu7750
    @uniteddetinu7750 7 лет назад +156

    I wonder what would happen if someone discovered some surprisingly well-preserved neanderthal tissue, and in it some surprisingly well-preserved neanderthal cells and dna, and went and impregnated themselves with some neanderthal clone babies until one finally came out without either dying immediately or already being dead. If they raised it as their own would people accept it? Would it be able to learn a modern human language and fit into society? Would it have, as a technically separate species, the same rights as humans?

    • @MichaelMusou
      @MichaelMusou 7 лет назад +52

      If the government didnt keep it a secret, he or she would become a celebrity and would probably have like 10 kids lol.

    • @rsrt6910
      @rsrt6910 6 лет назад +36

      Anthropologists did find enough preserved soft tissue from the toe of a Neanderthal that the genome was sequenced and compared to modern humans. that's why it is known that Neanderthals and Home-sapiens-sapiens interbred and a certain percentage of eastern Europeans and Mongolians can have more than 2% Neanderthal DNA.

    • @myday805
      @myday805 6 лет назад +47

      If a Neanderthal wearing modern clothes walked past you in the street you wouldn't look at him twice.

    • @rsrt6910
      @rsrt6910 6 лет назад +38

      Unless he looked at me first and gave be the awkward eye.
      Then I'd be like "'sup, you gotta problem?".
      Then he'd be like "I ain't got da problem. Youse da guy wearing homo-sapiens-sapiens colors in the wrong part'a town, whatcho doing here bitch."
      Then I'd be like "On my way to f*** your boyfriend, punk."
      Then he'd be like "See, whatcho gone do that for? Now I gonna hafta kick your silly ass."
      Then I'd be like "Bring it, bitch."
      Then his smartphone would ring and he'd be like "Shit! Youse's lucky dis time motherf*****. I gotsta give a TEDx on quantum entanglement in ten. I'd best never catch you 'round these part again or it's on. Catch me?"
      Then in a real low voice as he's leaving I'd be like "Yeah, you'd better run."

    • @Lord_Ralph
      @Lord_Ralph 6 лет назад +18

      And the Neanderthal would very likely have said that in a higher-pitched voice (and perhaps a hint of Kermit), despite his/her on avarage heavier build, due to the Neanderthal larynx being higher up than that of Sapiens.

  • @cassandramitch8793
    @cassandramitch8793 7 лет назад +10

    I wouldn't mind living next door to Neanderthals or other prehistoric ancestors. Our prehistoric ancestors always interest me and I always enjoy hearing about our prehistoric ancestors.

  • @colddarkness1798
    @colddarkness1798 Год назад +3

    Neanderthals were humans... Not just homo sapiens immigrants. Neanderthals are now modern Europeans.

  • @Myjacob99
    @Myjacob99 7 лет назад +606

    Humans ? They are both human

    • @gavinarmstrong8019
      @gavinarmstrong8019 6 лет назад +120

      The Conquistador In the same vein that wolves and dogs are both canines

    • @Myjacob99
      @Myjacob99 6 лет назад +22

      Gavin Armstrong that doesn’t make any sense, moving on.

    • @ehudzechariahschmidt7036
      @ehudzechariahschmidt7036 6 лет назад +66

      The Conquistador, I agree. About 70% of all people of European and Middle Eastern descent have some Neanderthal genes in them. The Neanderthals died out partially due to intermarriages with "modern humans."

    • @gavinarmstrong8019
      @gavinarmstrong8019 6 лет назад +63

      The Conquistador it does though. Dogs and wolves are both in the canine family and Neanderthals and humans are in the great ape family

    • @joejohnson3707
      @joejohnson3707 6 лет назад +6

      Gavin Armstrong, and they are both human. Dogs, wolves, and coyotes are all dogs, but different subspecies and species.

  • @angusyang5917
    @angusyang5917 6 лет назад +7

    I kinda wish you went deeper into the ethnic composition of these.
    The majority of European peoples today, notable exceptions are the Basques, Chechens, Hungarians, and Finns, are descended from the Indo-Europeans, a group that had originated from the Pontic-Caspian Steppe. If in the end, the Neanderthals are replaced by Persians or Egyptians, keep in mind, the Indo-Europeans still exist. Very likely, these Indo-Europeans would still spread out and settle Europe, which in our timeline, was around 2000 BCE. The only people who would have a chance of being gone would be the Basques, as they came to Europe before the Indo-Europeans.

  • @cameronhill8699
    @cameronhill8699 7 лет назад +56

    YOU LIKE FUN DON'T YOU JIMMY

    • @roderickclerk5904
      @roderickclerk5904 5 лет назад

      @Provocateur I dont entirely think all homo sapiens from Africa were what we would consider sub Saharan today. If that was the case then only a few genetic Europeans today would have pale skin. Remember, this stuff is from thousands of years ago. We really dont know what they looked like.

  • @LovelyGamer115
    @LovelyGamer115 6 лет назад +4

    I subscribed at 0:09 😂 thank you for that

  • @nasser314
    @nasser314 8 лет назад +22

    Or Fred.... I see what you did there ! Ancient history jokes !

  • @danielponder690
    @danielponder690 6 лет назад +14

    Humans intermingled too, today you're 1-2% Neanderthal (if you're from Europe/Asia/and middle east I think)

    • @remisteele8904
      @remisteele8904 5 лет назад +2

      @Ernest Hemingway true. but even subsaharan african populations display a 2-7% admixture rate of an as yet to be described separate hominid species.

    • @remisteele8904
      @remisteele8904 5 лет назад

      @calaragazza WRONG. middle eastern populations describe some of the highest concentrations of neanderthal genes, which flows into northern african, central asian, and Indian genetics, as well as europeans.

    • @keepingshitreal1738
      @keepingshitreal1738 5 лет назад

      @I C buy vape has one sensitive trigger.No more RUclips for him.

  • @thebruhbruhs9380
    @thebruhbruhs9380 8 лет назад +25

    bruh, the fred reference tho😅

  • @ktsp2538
    @ktsp2538 5 лет назад +1

    2:06, You like fun don’t you Jimmy?(Man screaming in background as screen burns)

  • @jimfakenamington5633
    @jimfakenamington5633 7 лет назад +215

    Whats wrong with Canadians eh?

    • @lukeharry8395
      @lukeharry8395 7 лет назад +14

      The Bird is the word we are to nice to be human

    • @tonimcculley1600
      @tonimcculley1600 7 лет назад +15

      i love Canadians more than Americans , tbh most scot's love Canadians better :D

    • @boi15110
      @boi15110 7 лет назад +4

      I'm American-Brazillian and they say that because Americans are viewed as the fat slob who eats McDonald's every meal

    • @tonimcculley1600
      @tonimcculley1600 7 лет назад +1

      good for you m8

    • @glarder
      @glarder 6 лет назад +1

      i.imgur.com/gKVtVKo.jpg

  • @Svevid
    @Svevid 8 лет назад +114

    Lol, why do you assume neanderthals wouldn't advance in technology at the same rate or even a higher one?

    • @patriot9487
      @patriot9487 8 лет назад +69

      Lack of population.

    • @cheut
      @cheut 8 лет назад +37

      less intelligent beings

    • @aburiv-eventhusiast6657
      @aburiv-eventhusiast6657 8 лет назад +70

      Gay Butt Sex

    • @Svevid
      @Svevid 8 лет назад +51

      Trenton Cheuvront There's no proof that they were any less intelligent, if anything there's proof they were as advanced as the cro-magnon in terms of technology like bows and art etc. not to mention their larger brain.

    • @Svevid
      @Svevid 8 лет назад +6

      Drizzy Drew Yes drizzy all neanderthals were gay, they are the reason we have gays in today society. :D

  • @fabiomorandi3585
    @fabiomorandi3585 8 лет назад +4

    Imagine the Dwarves and their civilization as they are portrayed in Tolkien's books and you'd probably have a pretty realistic answer to this question.

  • @superdreloplays5093
    @superdreloplays5093 3 года назад

    This video answers absolutely zero questions, yet it is somehow beautiful, I can't tell exactly why.

  • @Scourge728
    @Scourge728 8 лет назад +18

    Who's to say Neanderthals couldn't make a civilization to rival the empires in the middle east?

    • @MahsaKaerra
      @MahsaKaerra 8 лет назад +1

      Yeah. If, like the video says, civilization begins on the very edge of Neanderthal "territory" it is entirely plausible that they, as much as humans, laid the foundations of some of the earliest great civilizations which would have been an effective barrier against conquest by homo-sapiens, and unknowingly protected the more peripheral Neanderthal societies.

    • @melonboi927
      @melonboi927 8 лет назад

      Stefan no they aren't

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 8 лет назад +2

      Having 2.5 to 1% of Neanderthals gene doesn't mean Europeans are Neanderthals.

    • @joejohnson3707
      @joejohnson3707 6 лет назад

      they probably thought the risk was too great and decided sticking to the fun and wild life of being a nomad. that and their idea exchange flow was very limited.
      I can see it now, Neanderlonia.

  • @pedrobarbosaduarte3704
    @pedrobarbosaduarte3704 6 лет назад +66

    wtf i read netherlandals xD

  • @domromano391
    @domromano391 8 лет назад +18

    566 people are jimmys who don't like fun

  • @lemonboy9208
    @lemonboy9208 Год назад +1

    amazing Video!!!!!!

  • @meow23925
    @meow23925 8 лет назад +9

    lol, dodo birds and Fred are on the same scale

  • @Drace90
    @Drace90 8 лет назад +10

    141 people don't like fun and are named Jimmy.

  • @YoungTheFish
    @YoungTheFish 8 лет назад +6

    I've always wondered, are there other planets out there that have multiple intelligent species living alongside each other, like in Lord of the Rings style? If so, is multi-species society more common, or are are we in the majority?

  • @heatherhillman8902
    @heatherhillman8902 6 лет назад +7

    Aren't "what if" questions supposed to have theoretical answers? There are no answers here, just more questions.

  • @oldskoolchomp81
    @oldskoolchomp81 8 лет назад +382

    Neanderthals didn't go extinct, they moved to chicago

    • @DoubleAron77
      @DoubleAron77 8 лет назад +26

      i Chop really thats just rude

    • @alikhidzam3749
      @alikhidzam3749 7 лет назад

      +Ferdinand II hi Ferdinand the second

    • @slukky
      @slukky 7 лет назад +6

      NYC, LA, SF, all of Kentucky, & Lawrence, MA.

    • @4Paczjkor
      @4Paczjkor 7 лет назад +11

      GameOfEnder that's why you type this comment on American made devices or an successful American business like Apple or Microsoft.

    • @AlizerLeHaxor
      @AlizerLeHaxor 7 лет назад +3

      this is gold

  • @EdVarkarion
    @EdVarkarion 8 лет назад +9

    What if Henry VIII never established the Church of England (and in turn remained Catholic)

    • @1Rik1
      @1Rik1 8 лет назад +1

      I'm Antidisestablishmentarianist.

  • @daveyritchey2825
    @daveyritchey2825 8 лет назад +5

    you should do an alt history where the US is several smaller different countries.

  • @BisexualPlagueDoctor
    @BisexualPlagueDoctor 3 года назад

    Imagine being a human and throwing a spear at a Neanderthal while alone, and you MISS. Next thing you’ll see is a 5’4 creature sprinting at you 20 miles an hour lmao

    • @PossessedPotatoBird
      @PossessedPotatoBird 3 года назад

      Why’d you mention the height? That makes het less scary…
      I’m 13 and I’m 5’4

  • @thelordchancellor3454
    @thelordchancellor3454 8 лет назад +33

    Would Scandinavian people have more Neanderthal DNA in their DNA code? Because Neanderthals were pushed north in to that region and thus would have died out last there.

    • @RRW359
      @RRW359 8 лет назад +26

      Actually the most recent Neanderthal site ever found was in Portugal.

    • @thelordchancellor3454
      @thelordchancellor3454 8 лет назад +1

      RRW Okay then. That was unexpected.

    • @daisygowanditchburn4844
      @daisygowanditchburn4844 8 лет назад +9

      Nah. If you were them would go decide to run towards the cold place where the sun is hidden half the year or go to the warm place? Pretty obvious which one I'd choose.

    • @thelordchancellor3454
      @thelordchancellor3454 8 лет назад +2

      Gowan James Ditchburn Well I'd think that Homo Sapiens would have flooded warmer areas.

    • @daisygowanditchburn4844
      @daisygowanditchburn4844 8 лет назад +10

      PVEntertainment meh. We like to complain a lot. We probably went to the cold areas first just so we could moan about it before moving to the warm areas so we could get sunburnt... And then complain about that.

  • @brianmerion
    @brianmerion 7 лет назад +27

    Who's to say the neanderthals would not have developed agriculture and civilization? They were (probably) highly intelligent and industrious.

    • @Simonsvids
      @Simonsvids 7 лет назад +10

      Yup they had bigger brains than modern humans.

    • @rsrt6910
      @rsrt6910 6 лет назад +15

      Specifically, the temporal-parietal area (the problem solving area) of their brains were huge.

    • @jpivarski
      @jpivarski 6 лет назад +19

      I'm glad you raised this point, because the video assumed that homo sapiens would change the way they did in the real timeline, but Neanderthals would stay exactly the same. Why assume that?
      Being on the same contingent, ideas would have been exchanged. An interesting alternate history would explore what their real biological differences would have influenced.
      From what I remember, Neanderthals had larger eyes and visual cortexes but were less verbal. They made art but might not have talked. How would such a culture have springboarded off of homo sapiens?

    • @brianmerion
      @brianmerion 6 лет назад +7

      Wavium While you're correct under most circumstances, in this case you're wrong. Brain size correlates with intelligence in human and hominid species, and the skull cavities of Neanderthal suggest a greater intelligence... though it is only conjecture. As Rs Rt said above, the temporal and parietal lobes were particularly massive, and the ratio between this area and the rest of the brain is almost always used to measure hypothetical intelligence in many extinct species, not just hominids.

    • @joejohnson3707
      @joejohnson3707 6 лет назад +5

      i think they preferred the less labor some and wild life of being nomads for a reason
      that and they tended to be even more isolated from each other group than our subspecies had it, so a lot less technological ideas and innovations spread around. i think homo sapiens sapiens won out not because of higher IQ but more due to circumstance.

  • @jtp5919
    @jtp5919 7 лет назад +58

    Take a look a Russian heavy weight boxing champion Nikolai Valuev , 7 feet tall , and surely Neanderthal bred ??????

    • @MichaelMusou
      @MichaelMusou 7 лет назад +14

      lol he does look like one

    • @rsrt6910
      @rsrt6910 6 лет назад +23

      Neanderthals were short. Average height for males was 5' 6" and for females was 5' 1".

    • @Andrew-nu4hi
      @Andrew-nu4hi 6 лет назад +6

      Rs Rt most homo genus were short back then

    • @myyriad778
      @myyriad778 6 лет назад +7

      That is a growth disorder called gigantism. Check out Andre the giant and Great Khali. All three share similar facial structure!

    • @Jaymo89
      @Jaymo89 6 лет назад +2

      Neanderthals were quite short.
      The Europeans and middle eastern populations have some Neanderthal DNA.

  • @happycoolhayden8767
    @happycoolhayden8767 Месяц назад +1

    What if humans aren't the only society on earth and aren't the only superintelligent animals, what if there's other non human societies and non human superintelligent animals to coexist alongside humans? Do an alternate history scenario. And also a video if each other animal never evolved behind humans, a video if another superintelligent species coexist within human society and a video if all archaic human species survived.

  • @make-trix4036
    @make-trix4036 8 лет назад +4

    You should a theory of what if Humans become immortal (through cybernetics or other advancements) and/or what will the politic of mars look like soon (Will countries fight. And will their be nation free city's?)

  • @ch1mp081
    @ch1mp081 4 года назад +4

    " YOU LIKE FUN"
    "*DONT'CHA JIMMY*"

  • @txaggievet
    @txaggievet 7 лет назад +33

    If Neanderthals and Humans never interbred.... then the entire Human race would look very different... Except for Subsaharan Africans.... all other races have 2-5% neanderthal DNA in their genome. So without that DNA our Races would be very different.

    • @regulareverydayhalfbirdguy
      @regulareverydayhalfbirdguy 6 лет назад +17

      Which is why he clearly said Subsaharan Africans.

    • @samthegreekboy6812
      @samthegreekboy6812 5 лет назад +1

      No, there is no neanderthal DNA in humans. Asian scientist contaminated their samples, western scientists contaminated their samples, all the scientist contaminated their samples but there were no Sub Saharan scientist working on neanderthal the texting therefore no Sub Saharan contamination.

    • @supokanatm3435
      @supokanatm3435 5 лет назад +3

      @@samthegreekboy6812 Europeans were inbred with them. Finno ugric genes have similiar looks to neanderthals

  • @Seraphim401
    @Seraphim401 5 лет назад

    Glad for the reptile shout-out.

  • @emmillyy.
    @emmillyy. 6 лет назад +14

    "we're people too eh?" LOL

  • @teridawn50
    @teridawn50 6 лет назад +12

    Okay, this "neandertals" pronunciation is NOT good for me. I'm sure some really smart person told other smart people that neanderthals is 'actually' pronounced neandertals because of some conglomeration verb/consonant population in the word; so there! And everyone else just nodded, said 'that makes sense' and proper English pronunciation went out the window. Well, I'm not buying it. That "h" is there for a reason, damn it, and it's not to be ignored. Cue "h" bunny boiling behavior.

    • @davidgould9431
      @davidgould9431 5 лет назад +3

      Please do some research before posting rubbish. Neanderthal means "the Neander valley" in German (that's where some were found). In German, Thal, meaning valley, is pronounced "Tal". Your bleating about "proper English pronunciation" makes no sense in the context of how to pronounce a German word. I'm going to cut you some slack because I'm guessing you are American, and we all know they struggle with anything that comes from "out of state" (that was the best guess a waitress had when confronted with my rather English accent, back in the 1980s in Provo, Utah).

    • @heartbust4624
      @heartbust4624 5 лет назад +1

      @@davidgould9431 Imagine sounding like this much of an asshole

    • @matanadragonlin
      @matanadragonlin 5 лет назад

      @@davidgould9431 David Gould Right and absolutely correct.
      "Thal" means valley and its not pronounced like 'than' or 'tale' more like 'baa'. If Mrs Star likes to speak the H, she can try to inhale after the T. Good luck ;-)

  • @TheRantingCabbie
    @TheRantingCabbie 5 лет назад +3

    We went from homosapien to homosexual to homotransformer.

  • @Udzz
    @Udzz 11 месяцев назад

    I was wondering exactly this and I found the perfect video 👌

  • @madghis2863
    @madghis2863 4 года назад +6

    Homo sapiens: wassup neanderthal!
    Neanderthal: don’t say the N word! It’s OUR word we claimed it OK?

  • @davidwilliams658
    @davidwilliams658 8 лет назад +5

    A few points the ancient Egyptians were Caucasoid ,the Persians were Caucasoid so on and so forth

    • @caineable4525
      @caineable4525 8 лет назад +3

      Nope. African/Black.

    • @andreadaniels8484
      @andreadaniels8484 8 лет назад +1

      Imperātor Caesar Dīvī Fīlius Augustus You can't be serious...their own portraits and statues depict a coloured people...they were black. ALL DIFFERENT SHADES...but black, nonetheless..

    • @andreadaniels8484
      @andreadaniels8484 8 лет назад

      Hawk Bat Not really ...genetically..modern Egyptians are a mixture of European DNA and a "touch" of the original people. Actually, this is not as uncommon as you might think. Many cultures and people have been "whited-out". Look at Cuba and COUNTLESS other peoples a cross the world...sadly, it is an actual strategy to white-wash history.

    • @The_Space_Born
      @The_Space_Born 8 лет назад +1

      The original Egyptians were Mongoloids like Asians and Native Americans. That's why Egyptian culture has many similarities with ancient China and the Mesoamerican cultures of America. The original Aryans were also Mongoloid. The R Haplogroup which is the genetic marker associated with Aryan people is directly related to Mongoloid markers like Haplogroup Q, N, and O.

    • @caineable4525
      @caineable4525 8 лет назад

      +Rayve Napsu Wrong, Egypt was African/Negroid/Black until the 17 century when Arabs started to invade. They make distinct comparisons of their Black skin compared to Arab skin in their hieroglyphs.

  • @guyzan
    @guyzan 7 лет назад +6

    I liked the Spyro reference

  • @alexoblivion9295
    @alexoblivion9295 4 месяца назад +1

    Hey, maybe I'm remembering wrong. Didn't Ozzy do a series of tests to find out out "what makes him special that he hasn't died yet" and they determined that he had Neanderthal DNA

  • @paris2777
    @paris2777 4 года назад +11

    Nobody:
    This guy: B R E D O U T O F
    E X I S T A N C E

  • @gagiibaaji2774
    @gagiibaaji2774 3 года назад +3

    “The Neanderthal and the humans don’t mate”
    Sam o nella: “and I took that personally”

  • @alialahmad4329
    @alialahmad4329 5 лет назад +3

    they are not fully extinct we have percentage of their DNA about 1-4%

    • @alialahmad4329
      @alialahmad4329 5 лет назад

      @Jammy joe I once saw a black supremacist claiming that black are homosapian and white are trenyanertal ( I know I wrote it wrong) that made me so angry so no not everyone knows

  • @szymonwieczny8718
    @szymonwieczny8718 4 года назад +1

    I just read: "What if NETHERLANDS go extinct" idk why but im still laughing.

    • @lfmfn3026
      @lfmfn3026 4 года назад

      We (the Dutch) are still alive ;)