How Humans Broke the Game
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Back on the earlier days there's one legendary human player that glitched the system by walking on water and removing ailments and debuffs.
I heard of a human Player who had a insane KD Just by using meele weapons his Name was Achilles i think
rumor has it that he got one-hit-crit by some Low Level scrub
Apparently he was the son of the dev named god.
Just a hacker, already banned
Wasn't the Hackers Username Jesus_Christ ?
I heard he died and was able to respawn in a cave at the level he died at!
Wasn't he banned?
He wasn't banned. He moved on to a new server that is known as the heavenly sandbox. They say he left behind instructions on how to enter the server and is even preparing us a place in it.
Everyone gangsta until the naked primates start getting multi kills from 30+ meters away
*primates
Everyone gangsta till the homosapiens start shootin
This is hilarious
Everyone gangsta til the invention of the superior siege weapon that can launch a 90 kg projectile over 300 meters.
@@sopphi The Trebuchet?
Referring to every war ever as “PvP” is the funniest shit ever😂
Dropping a nuke = Trolling
PvP = Player vs Player
PsvPs = Players vs Players
@@laddaleangthong2684Sun summoning device
@@ZaHandlehich works by literally splitting the individual pixels of the uranium and plutonium textures and making the splitting keep happening until the server can't handle it and kicks every player in a radius while causing lag nearby and heat damage + a new damage type which could've only previously happened through a high amount of sun exposure called radiation poisoning
@@Nebulisuzer Pretty sure PsvPs is just "Clan Battles"
After invention of mathematics and physics, humans reverse engineered the game code and trying to hack their way to become devs themselves..
But the dev (god) surprisingly has no plan to ban them, so that likely to be canon lore now
@@Mascaputo now the human player base is believing they ARE the devs
Nukei nuke
We are the -senate- Dev
Math and physics not invention it just exist
the ice age was just a christmas event-update
Turtle Meat yah but the devs got lazy and forgot to change it
Probably yep, as everyone seems to forgot it happened.
Climate changes, end orf Earth". Nope, it's problem for us not Earth. Earth was fine after multiple ice ages. Although I don't want IA, I hate low temperature.
the neantertals where humans with winter exclusive skins
Nemo TheEight well it will still cause some problems
Ya the dev just wanted to see how long the new Christmas holiday update should be
Devs: Gives human intelligence buffs
Humans: *Creates rocket science to discover easter eggs outside the main in-game map
The Devs clearly have a whole universe of expanded content, they're just waiting for the Player Base to actually explore it.
Too bad Humans are so stuck in their Faction Politics that they haven't bothered traveling further then the Moon Server.
@@names_are_useless
Humans are too advanced in Int stats they created a virus to nerf themselves.
XxxJim_ the_ ReaperxxX - Humans didn’t create Covid lmao
Kill me Now devs were probably trying to use the classic natural selection strat so that humans can actually explore the other maps, earth is good and all but honestly theres not much left to look like
Can't wait for content that'll release beings with higher intelligence
Enemy Build: has claws, covered in scales, has sharp teeth made to tear apart flesh and crush bones with relative ease, is built for running long distances with little rest *DPS: 70*
Human Build: a pointy piece of iron tied to the tip of a stick *DPS: 1000*
Don't forget the atom splitter made of uranium that deal 1 billion AoE damage
Did you forget the lead bolt that was launched by explosion damage? It has 25,000 DPS! It can one shot practically anything! Even other human players!
@@laddaleangthong2684 humans have made an ever more powerful version that uses plutonium, uranium, and tritium to deal 50 billion AOE damage, it's the biggest weapon ever used, and it even scared those who built it
Humans are so OP that they accidentally take out players from other classes as well as their own with an ability called "automobile".
@@manictiger the automobile item is a constructed mount, not an ability, but it is devastating to anything that it hits
Did this man just make me watch human history and turn it into a gaming reference!?
Yep... This is one of those channels that expands your mind in a fascinating and odd way. Fun and science aren't easy to balance, trust me.
Absolutely....he got me too, and I have zero complaints.
Yes, welcome to Tierzoo!
New here?😂😂
What are you talking about? Are you new to the game?
Imagine being the most powerful predator and suddenly the stupid monkey a few meters away just killed you by looking at you and throwing a stick
Some stupid monkey: Git good scrub!
I were a cheetah main, it happened to me all the time, it was frustrating dude, that’s why I switched classes
@@happyloudbrute33 to what
Imagine being an Apex Predator running at a weird ape and all of a sudden they pull out a gun and insta kill you
@@happyloudbrute33 What was it like being a Cheetah main? I picked human, and ran the flight skill tree
Humans broke the game so much they started making games inside of the game to entertain them
yup
@Moose_RL I've heard that the mars expansion is coming pretty soon.
Humans are so op we made mini games based on the mini games we play in the main game
This comment deserves a trophy
Gameception
The fact that we are literally interacting and analyzing with other humans that scattered all around the world on a magic box that we put in our hand is kinda remarkable
Absolutely 😂
I love how the creator of the video presented this concept in such a way that it wasn't only fun to make, but it is also fun and entertaining to watch. I love when people get creative.
💯💯💯
Best part of playing a human: Your only real threat is other humans.
Worst part of playing a human: Your only real threat is other humans.
Not exactly true. You also have to deal with natural disaster events and the new Covid update as threats. And sometimes rarely you die to a different build.
To humanity the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems.
You know what really sucks tho, the human builds Teeth, they have to use their tools (Braces, surgery, brushing teeth)to fix it, but that only delays the inevitable. Cavities, unaligned jaw.
@Jason Lee obtain stealth item nanotech
@@nichsulol4844 can't wait for the the human faction to learn how to master the AI update and create their own artificial builds.
humans got so bored of dominating the weaker classes that they started fighting eachother. what a flex
edit: the humans are fighting eachother on computers now.
I never thought about it in that way but that true
garlic69 true true, we didn’t need to worry about other organisms, so ye
@Pouty MacPotatohead xp farm irl
@@shadowwsk3507 hitler made an xp farm
Soon those computers will become the top build and dominate the game.
Humans even managed to unlock the ability of flying like birds and managing to travel to space
The crafting skill tree is getting insanely long and complex. There's no single player that can even keep track of all of it much less unlock even half of it.
Humans also developed funny little guilds called religions, where they try to guess the identities of the devs
Lol😂
Dave the dev : "wow the game seems to finally be balanced
Humans: "let us introduce ourselves"
The post Dino meta was DEFINITELY not balanced lmao. Mammoths, Sabertooths, Hyenas and the like absolutely bodied the other builds until humans got balance and sweat.
its "allow us to introduce ourselves"
Hervibores: we finally are so damn big that no predator can eat us
Humans: im about to end this mans whole career
FanC_LP Actually it’s “let ourselves introduce ourselves”
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
Human: oh its a nice wolf
Devs: okay?
Human: gives wolf bone
Devs: what did you just...
Human: I have a new best friend
Devs: time to patch it up!
*Nerf to domestical dogs*
*SVEN JOINED THE GROUP*
Human: THIS IS FRIEND SHAPED!
In which we learned that we can build social bonds with a move called "scritches" and there are few creatures immune to it
*Wolf* - persistence hunter, social animal, warm and cuddly, learns quickly, has skills in tracking and melee combat that humans lack
*Human* - persistence hunter, social animal, enjoys warmth and cuddling, learns very quickly, has skills in strategy and ranged combat that wolves lack
The symbiosis of these two already OP species was pretty much inevitable once they made non-hostile contact.
Im surprised that whale and swordfish teams aren’t as meta, because the whales are a brute force and they’re easy to level up and the swordfish pick off and scout any predators. It also works with other whales as you could also add some sharks to your group to pick off tanks.
the problem with whale and swordfish is that they're stuck to the water, and they have a hard time gaining EXP. The humans work well because they are land based and also have the swim ability, allowing them to pick off some water based creatures.
Swordfishes has many mobile and very piercing damage, whales are good tanks with high LP and defense, and high psychal damage and knockback, but have the weakness: Low stamina and they don't can breathe in the water. Sharks have a absolutely high piercing damage but basically is it, with some defense points and no one other good abilitys
fishing, and whaling
The problem with Whales build is that its players have a rather... gentle point of view, only consuming krill players only, who are an easy target, also their stubornness to stay in the ocean even tho they unlocked the lungs passive skill, makes unfittable for land and deep sea servers
Don't forget the alliances built with other top tier builds. Factions of two other top builds, the Wolves and the Felines, eventually built an alliance with the human build that allowed them to out compete rival factions and become top of their own builds.
Every other build: you can’t just spec 99% of your evolution points into intelligence you’ll be unviable!
Human: haha stick go poke
A few thousand years later:
Haha hydrogen bomb go bomb.
"Haha gas chambers go tsssss"
@@GamingWithNikolas Haha Nuke go boom
Haha, 50 goes brrrrrr
Did you guys read the patchnotes? The new nerf is ruff
'Other players are hardly even a challenge'
Emu: hold my beer
The Great Emu Wars.
Even that was handled by simply unlocking the next tier of fences.
Now its the Kiwis
*a wasp flies into the car*
Australia: OH SHIT
I didn’t even pick my build, I just got sent into this world with the best build.
random character creation
@@tasty8186 lucky dude then 😅
Man I wanna go back to the end of the ice-age patch. It was so fun back then. Nowadays we just sit around without worrying about a thing.
Edit: Of course, we have to worry about some things. I apologise for any confusion.
Humans are working on their own space expansion DLC
@@handsfortoothpicks so close to affording it and yet so far :,(
We have a climate change patch coming up. The devs are going to make a lot of changes in response to how the humans were playing in the last hundred years. They already put out some more intense natural disaster world events as a little teaser for what's to come.
i wouldn't say we don't worry about a thing. many worry about food and homes because we fucked up the meta and very little people benefit from a large amoung of people and are not helping each other
Except for the money which we need to grind constantly in order to continue playing and completing the main quest. Not only we are the most OP class, we are also the one and only "pay to play" class.
Humans engaged in pvp so they could hyper level their technology and warfare skills. A form of exp cannibalism
Didn’t the devs buff diplomacy awhile ago? I think I remember them also nerfing battle/cannibalism in all species with high intelligence?
Nah battling is still stupid powerful.
Hell humans have reached the point that they could create an irradiated ice age with their projectiles.
Well, more like turrets at this point.
@@birdsocks9083 they just moved the exp cannibalism to the diplomacy perk
CodeeXD Oh! Thank you for clearing that up.
@@sonicmeerkat now I can fucking see what the tardigrade was doing holy shit
Remember in the 60s where there was a glitch where you could go out of bounds with a very specific rocket build and go to the unplayable area of space.
I mean you still can, and there are still some human players up there.
@@stickguy6673 yeah but they patched it so that its more expensive as to not ruin the economy of the game. Theres also not much there but its a feature now. Funny how glitches can turn into features
One of my friends who is a human main said that the United States of America clan is trying to do this again, but this time they're going to go even further out of the playable area
@@esco5593 how have they not patched this yet? This is really game breaking
@@Nikkstein no just like every other glitch they are bored thats why no one use this glitch anymore
Other build: develop claws, strong bits and jumping abilities.
Human build: Let’s sweat
Lets be sweats and casually gank a lion with a Legendary crafting sniper rifle
Great! now my 10 year old gamer kid can understand the science of evolution. Awesome work!
The biggest problem is that the game has become Pay to Win for humans.
Edit: some ppl are taking this comment way too seriously, it’s a joke, chill out.
If humans weren’t playing Pay to Win then we’d game over on civilized society.
Nice one...
@@TheBri87 Not really. Paper currency wasnt popular for an extremely long time and we had extremely advanced societies based around gold or bartering that worked efficiently. Paper money is just more effective
What game is this
@@rahimmohd578 You're playing it.
imagine being a big ass cat and thinking u can outspeed some monkeys with ease than suddenly they appear on the horizon an hour later with their weird sticks
It's like the equivalent of a horror movie killer that doesn't run yet still manages to catch up to the victims.
@@Leandro-bj6jh or like when you log off but a ghost process called nightmare starts spontaneously starts running in the background
Attack on Humans season 1
what is this called again? something predation?
"Beware the upright apes. They seem to be...studying us"
I just discovered this channel last night and OMG WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN MY WHOLE LIFE!! Loooovvveeee the character/ server build play style way of explaining everything.
This is one of the most creative channels on this platform. You deserve every single sub.
Devs: Finally, a semi balanced game.
Humans: I'ma about to ruin this man's career
WHAT CAREER!?
@@Wallucks. I understand the reference
Boom, bam, bop
Bada-bop-boom, pow
Devs: *introduce the ability for humans to create nukes* "hehe, problem solved".
@Eric Lee They have such a large and dedicated playerbase that they can just sit back and chill for the rest of their career
Humans are so op that instead of fighting other builds, they started fighting each other just for fun
They are sparing 😂🤣
Whoa so you also watch tierzoo
Well unfortunately some humans have the stupidity debuff and fight other humans for meaningless reasons which has greatly limited the human players ability to thrive
@@justsomeguy1014 I don't like it either but it balances to game if we don't fight each other they'd probably create a new tier
@@imortalwolf9098 human sneaking ablities to stealing copied piece of tech object in room
I think the worst part about the human class is how toxic the player base can be. You get a certain debuff like depression or anxiety and other players punish you for it??? Like???
Bro thats why i sometimes question if i should quit the game because theres so many trollers and noobs everywhere
@@BatuhanDere I'd say it's not worth it to quit, considering how there are a lot of fun things to do.
Just to clarify that depression and anxiety aren't limited to human
@@ioioi_prx4639yes, but it is pretty common in the human build
@@monkey1053especially in the male gender
I've been a human main for the past 21 years of my life. I started to like it but the current nerf hit very hard. Apparently now most humans are getting the depression debuff more frequently and it's not that fun to play anymore. I'll be testing birds or dolphins next time probably
It's probably the devs trying to make humans more balanced by having a higher chance for mental debuffs
Try testing out Corvids, like the crow, they have high INT and can fly. Just watch out for the holes in human bases! But I think high level players (and sometimes the same level players) will bully and attack you if you play as them.
Oh yeah crows are a super fun alternative INT build if human isn't doing it for you rn. They're not as good at crafting and don't have the agriculture or control fire abilities unlocked yet though.
@@AgreeableSmile besides mental debuffs we also have developmental debuffs and genetic debuffs, autism is a developmental debuff which affects a player's capacacity of socializing and development but some are intelligent in some areas and has this debuff has different levels, albinism is a genetic debuff that leave the player with low to none melanin a cell that gives skin and eye color and protect the skin from solar radiation(which can give the cancer effect), between others, schizophrenia affect the player's capacity to perceive the game, etc but other players besides humans don't seem to have mental debuffs like schizophrenia by exemple
Seasons 4-5 were the best imo, know the current playstyle is in this thing called "society" where you have to work instead of hunt to get "money" to feed yourself
Bruh, imagine you accidentally choose random when you spawn in and you wake up a fruit fly
haha lame
Well, that's what you get when you turn on the "Fast Game" option.in the settings menu.
Better than accidentally getting tortoise, have to wait around 100 years before you can choose another character to play
Atleast fruit fly have a fast game time
Its why random players get made fun of most of the time.
Though it was fun maining Dragonflies during the dinosaurian patches
I have done that a couple times lol
talking about how humans have a history of PVP while showing the wikipedia list of wars is fucking hilarious
This list appears to be incomplete, *would you like to expand it?*
@@magmat0585 yes let's go
@@magmat0585 Its about time the humans from the Europe server started to fight within themselves
@@msac22 they have had a nice 70-year break, haven't they?
we saw the damn video
The choice of vocabulary here is daaaaaaaaaaamn good. Top tier content, absolutely stunning!!
Devs: Ok, humans are definitely the strongest build in the game but they're not so OP that they need a direct nerf.
Humans: We just unlocked industrial revolution on the crafting tech tree!
Devs: Oh... well sh*t.
Humans were still within the allowed power meta and didn't absolutely dominate until fairly recently (Relatively speaking compared to the evolution mechanic)
The dev's balance meetings take so long, meanwhile human players are breaking the game further and further. Devs really need to hire more moderators to respond to player complaint tickets.
especially when we unlocked Nuclear Fission on the physics skill tree man we became too op! Plus we’re about to unlock nuclear fusion on it! well unless we all stop Pvp
The climate change debuff is part of the industrial revolution i think it balances it out
For how many centuries the agriculture tree took it's amazing how they've only taken two centuries between the end of the first industrial tree to the AI tree.
Remember When The rumor said that the game will be shutdown in 2012?
Actully it was rumor about shutdown in 1994, 1995, 1996, 19997, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002...
@@Petaurista13 hol up!? 19997?!?!?
I think they just decided to Nerf humans a bit.
agung faris yeah that time i was soo scared because I purchase many this in this game which is very expensive
It was a trap from the devs to nerf the humans
Humans are a meme build that actually turned out OP. Imagine the first player that went like, my character will be big brain monke. Everyone probably laughed at him.
Him now: who is laughing now
@@ricefarmer-kr4yv he really f*cked all of them up
Lol, my large land mammal build will crush your weak monkey build lol.
*Gets poked with pointy stick*
Should have seen it coming. Horns teeth and built in weapons are cool but they have no versatility. Arms and fingers are low attack/defense but have maxed versatility so obviously when paired with a big brain build the arms become OP.
@@brainwashingdetergent4128 exactly, imagine being super intelligent but constrained by your body. Like a snake with a human brain would be
What really broke the meta is human speech being updated with the "skill transfer" ability. Just a level 1 human can already use it, although just as a recipient. This made groups of humans even more OP as their skill buffs is shared in the group. And this with the new knowledge limit made an exploit like Skyrim has with the restoration potion exploit. Skill share, individual don't need the keep all the knowledge since skill share also transfers information even temporarily. They use each other as "knowledge chests" and with more knowledge they can improve their tools, with improved tools they can increase their knowledge rinse and repeat. When written language was added it got even more broken.
Your videos make it so much more fun to learn things, thank you
History books: War
Cultured bois: PvP
battle royale yeaaahhh!!! 😂
Lifeline: Mozambique here
Pathfinder: Dibs
Minecraft : HungerGames
Team Deatmatch
Humans have recently adopted the 'meme' perk which increases social by 10% but cuts productivity by 25%.
Memes decrease my social as well as productivity
@@Daniel-mr3bi memes increase happinesses at the expense of everything else
It increases happiness by 100%
Oh wait someone already said that
Memes increase the social perk only on the internet
Memes decrease social.
Fam I love the way you edit your videos finally something different awesome work btw keep it up
I'm still waiting for the Space Expansion to release, it's been in Closed Beta for a really long time and they've only explored a small section of the current map in that beta. I heard it's suppose to be most expansive patch yet with a lot of cool features. Let alone all the delays that have been happening recently. This meta will be huge for human players looking for a challenge, especially since current Earth meta most of the fun content is locked behind DLC. It is an easy build to run at the moment though, so I can't complain too much, but the Space Expansion looks insane for now. From seeing screenshots, and rumors to now seeing actual gameplay videos of current Beta testers of the space expansion.
Some legends in the human community worked with data miners and made a prototype version of the dlc. To access it you need to be good with computers so invest points in that if you havent already, theres two prototypes rn, one of them is named universe sandbox2 and the other is Space Engine
Dang, I knew the World expansion was out, but Jesus Christ! I barely even finished the Europe Expansion, but Space Expansion?! It's gonna take more than a millennia to release!
We need a lot more XP to be able to accept all the good quests though. We can only do the low level ones like "entering moon", and "surveying areas."
90% of the playerbase: high int is useless.
Primate griefers: what if I max int lmao.
When u make character just to troll and end up almost destroying everything.
They forgot mages existed now we banned them from getting it
when ur int is so high it breaks the skill counter and u manage to be literal milions of years ahead of anything else.
Int is only good when you have other tings to use it with, like hands with thumbs. Trust me, a dog main that tries out a human main wishes the int stat was higher.
Don't forget enough charisma to befriend dogs, submit elephants and form groups with millions of players
I love how complex multi national conflicts can be so accurately described with “Infighting is their biggest weakness now”.
Mr. Spoken Depends on how you define weakness. I see it more of a self refining and self regulating hot fix.
Could also be their biggest strength tho
@@ineffablebeing4276 the only wars that don't end up being beneficial are civil wars and an all-out nuclear war
based
Because it's... true?
Just discovered this channel. As an early FPS player, I can totally relate to all the gaming analogies. :-) Great job!
Humans are the best characters to main! Even if someone tells you otherwise! Do not be sucked into the team infighting that has been plaguing them! If you have the mental trait known as "common sense", even those with the Autism trait will be extremely OP. No matter what other Human players will tell you!
I have the Autism trait and it’s completely fine.
@@TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga i also have the autism trait and it's fine some people tell me i'm intelligent lol
Everybody got so annoyed with sapiens that they started calling everybody who used them homo
Nice
69th like nice
Homosimp
Lol 👏👏👏
*why did i not laugh? oh i know, im always embarrassed by stuff and my family is around.*
Damn even our ancestors ditched the Mozambique
Why would guys that have stones and sticks use it
@@squidwardart true
Those that didn't never survived to spread their genes!
I remember one streamer saying, can't remember if it was angrypat. That he was in or saw a situation where someone was running towards him, and there was a mozambique directly in between the two of them, and the player ignored it, ran right past it on began using their fists. Honestly a good move.
WTF is a Mozambique?
This was the first video I watched from your channel, and I'm _hooked_
As a gamer, this channel is a *goldmine* for knowledge given in the style I love- gaming.
You put human evolution together in a really smooth way. Gotta say, I'm impressed how OP humans have become now, despite their frail and weak natural stats.
As you explained, being able to craft *amazing* items and group-ambushing/outnumbering other factions really went a long way, and of course we had the intelligence stat to make a lot of advanced plays too.
Mom: ”why do you smell so bad, you should take a shower”
Me: ”I’m using my superpower”
The superpower: sweat
"Why did you choose *_onions_* as a scent, couldn't you've taken like lavendel or strawberry?!"
Humans broke the game so badly that even they treat it like a game to each other as a form of entertainment
Well said
lol
Too bad some humans have devolved now
You just broke the Fourth Wall in the Game.
We also created items that mimic the game in the game
Once the physics tree was unlocked by humans, they started realizing the dev's code and began to truly break the game.
Its true, we are now reverse engineering the very code, this is going to be our undoing probably lol
@@yeahyeah4433 to be honest, some humans have started to code another Outside inside Outside. I thinks it's called Metaverse or something like that.
The Dev also likes this. A lot.
Sadly, the Dev has also hid one of the most exciting things we've discovered: The Great Attractor.
Somehow, the dev made it so that we _literally_ can't see it, but only see its effects. Our own galaxy is blocking the view.
Ya using those codes we were able to unlock nuclear powers
@Madara Uchiha The Dev likes it when the humans use exploits.
Being aware they're in a game knowing the possible existence of devs is a feat in and of itself.
1:15 actually i believe some evidence suggests the devs didnt give apes the knuckle walking ability until after we branched off from them
Lions: we have teeth watchu got 😂
Humans: *atomic bomb*
Best comment ever 😂😂
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Remember when they glitched thru the map to a moon
Isn't the moon a out-of-bounds area?
The devs didn't add the atmosphere to the moon, so i don't think we were suposed to go there.
Remember the datamined test-servers, where the devs test diffrent hazards?
Like the windspeed or glass-rain?
I think those are pretty intresting to.
Can't wait to breach the martian invisible walls. Pure sandbox there
Some human players are pushing for a playable moon map
There is a new push to unlock the moon to let humans live there. I heard the update is called Artemis
Some say that there was a player named XxNapoleon_IxX who led a clan named Kingdom of France and renamed it to French Empire and fought Kingdom of Great Britain clan, Russian Empire clan, Holy Roman Empire (later Kingdom of Prussia) clan, and Austrian clan. This clan war will soon be named "Napoleonic Wars" named after him, or the more traditional 1st, 2nd.. 6th Coalition
These are the coolest videos I’ve ever seen in my life!!!
Humans: "woops we learned how to throw rocks accurately, guess we won the evolutionary arms race!"
Literally an ARMS race
nice pun
Monke learned to throw a rock and as stick.
Gg ez lions. Get rekt
I wish we could play on old servers. I miss the days of funny walking monkey.
Our first step at using Mother Earth as a tool
Humans: (become the top build in the game at the expense of everything else)
The Devs: Wait, that’s illegal
It's only illegal from the loser's point of view.
Activates project global warming
No worries, humans are nerfing themselves by destroying their meta with over use of the crafting skill. Some High intelligence human builds are trying to mitigate this, but are being griefed by players with chaotic evil alliance.
Survival of the fitest@@dinorancher5560
@@dinorancher5560 No, Lawful Evil.
At this point it seems like so much of human gameplay is centered around PVP that it's almost become its own game within the game. The various builds and strategies used by humans for the sake of either competing or cooperating with one another is so diverse and intricate a topic that it'd likely take several videos to cover, if not a separate channel entirely.
There is many forms of disorganized PVP and organized PVP.
They found ways to do pvp that would result in an artificial game over yet no death, such as football, badminton, tennis, basketball etc.
Humans are so OP that we can take care of different mains because we feel like it. No other build in the history of the game has single handedly brought multiple species out of the "endangered" category while also bringing them there in the first place.
You mean them almost switching mains?
I'm trying to get people to recognize the axolotl main as "weak" so more people will team with them.
endangered species = low tier builds
God builds joined the chat
But Their Pay To Win :(
I'm not committing war crimes. I'm taking pvp seriously.
Time to go competitive
I'm not committing warcrimes, I'm ganking low level players of the enemy faction
@@Meuduso1 heard they patched the loopholes with the geneva convention update
@@fort2558 but appearantly players found even more loopholes after geneva suggestion update.
@@someguy3276 players just really like committing warcrimes
I haven’t heard anyone talking about some old rumors of some dudes like the Jesus_Christ guy, I remember a few, one was named The_Eyeless_0d1n and the other was called TheReal_Zeus, and I remember a few people talking about some other legendary players that were similar to the other guys, but you don’t really see much people talking about them now.
Now at days only the Jesus guy is famous, i think the other two quitted for some reason.
@@fernandorochamedeiros5684 they meleed other humans and lost, or the dev banned them or sth.
coming from a Human player reaching out to all spider builds, do not enter the nesting grounds of a afemale human, they release deafening screeches and will throw items at you and stomp on you. Sometimes asking their mate to do it for them.
They can come to my base, my squad doesnt mind spider players here
Hitler: *invades poland*
Churchil: “HITLER! What are you doing?!”
Hitler: “engaging in PvP”
stalin: *also ganking poland*
poland: LOL IMAGINE TEAMING, TRASH NOOBS GET GIT YOU NEED 2 GUYS TO DEAL WITH ME LOLOLOLOLOLOL TRASH TEAMERS
Hitler rage quits after 6 in-game years of being bodied
@@account4842 while hitler and Stalin are complaining about camping for the rest of the game because of the insurgents
"Kek kek kek kek"
-Hitler (filthy horde player)
His k/d ratio is quite impressive tho. Truly a powerful pvp player.
every animal: *exists*
humans: its free real estate
other humans with a different skin color: exists
humans: its free real estate
@@zhangbill1194 its racism time!
What makes you say that they are humans when there are clear diferences betwen species?
@@saccure0128 Those differences are so negligible that I don't even know why you're trying to defend that thought. The differences are much much smaller than you think.
*Hippity hoppity you're now my property* is better
@@Goliath1337
Small differences matters a LOT in terms of biology
Remember that rats are 98% similar to humans
That's what happens when you stack almost ALL of your exp into an intelligence and dexterity build 😂
Edit: on a side note. Having a bigger skull to house a larger brain doesn't necessarily make the animal smater it's all about the brain wrinkles and how much actual brain matter you can pack into that skull relative to body size. An elephants head is like 10× the size of ours yet it's not 10× smarter. They're smart but no where near human level.
1st time seeing this channel.
The use of gaming lingo here is really giving me a new way of looking at things in life.😂
"humans have max intelligence"
-a human
Nah man, he is one of the devs. He tried most if not all of the playable species.
Love the Runescape chat overheads.
karen would like to know your location
cogito ergo sum
If any other species would like to speak up against this claim I'm all for debating.
*Devs:* Ok I think the humans are finally balanced
*Humans:* Oooo a horse
*Devs:* What are you-
*Human:* GOTTA GO FAST
*Dev's:* ...
After a while most humans ditched horses in favor of cars, unlocking faster travel and defeating the players in the Arctic server, both at the same time.
how about humans creating rocket ships and leaving earth to create new life on mars
MaximGeld
Humans: *Immigrating to Mars*
Dev: Wait you’re not supposed to do that ! It’s not even habitable!
Also Humans: *Terraforming Mars*
Dev: ...
There’s horses in minecraft?!
Human time to find out where the Devs live to take control the system :D
The graphics for this game really good I unlocked the mega human build yesterday
"you can't tell if someone was that" - rhett
Humans: I have an army
Neantherdals: We have a Hulk
Humans: Okay, we'll let him starve
40000 years later
Humans: we have a hulk
Neanderthals: Really?
Humans: not really we needed a green thanos
Human uses Communism
Suprisingly in ancient times thats how many wars were won
I want that on a t-shirt.
Build an army, trust in nobody.
Edit: I wonder if anyone can guess the original comment from just the replies
*melanin* has left the chat
@@RobinLundqvist It's _melanin,_ Pepe..
plasticiconoclastic yeah I tend to get that mixed up LOL
Yup, instead we lose all our water. Almost time for that yearly drought to happen again. Oh boy, I just can't wait. (sarcasm)
Other things Africa doesn't do:
- Food
- Political stability
- Non deadly airborne diseases
This is amazing. 10/10. The kind of quality content I come here for.
I know it’s an old video, but “Throughout the history of Outside”…. That’s one of the best lines ever in one of these videos.
Human Players are so smart, that they made Games inside of The Game
Gian Capulong Fucking Modders
Inception at his best
Some of the mini-games are more complex than the main game itself
Some mini-games can even reflect the main game pretty well
And they even have made mini-games in games inside a game created by the humans in The Game
"Mozambique here"
Primordial human: NOPE.
That's how we survived.
What's the joke?
Its an Apex legends joke
@@erik-ic3tp The gun is terrible I think
@@Eymonn It is. But if you look up a description of the gun, it'd actually sound pretty badass. "Plasma shotgun sidearm" sounds better than it is.
@@erik-ic3tp the Mozambique is considered the worst weapon in apex legends
By far the most entertaining video i've watche in quite a whille!!!
Awesome video!!!
Can't wait for the Global Pandemic balancing patch.
Can't wait for the brexit patch.
humans will get nerfed real bad with that patch
Not going to lie, somewhat afraid of when that actually goes out, because the test Ebola patch was already scary enough and humans managed to isolate that to just a small African region.
As soon as this hits the high level countrys they'll just hand out killaura tech. Literally every time for the last 200 bugfixes.
Not if we can get dat sweet Thermonuclear War special event first ;^)
Humans got so broken, they made weapons, had fights against themselves and ended up game ending themselves
That's PvP ever heard of it?
Humans are so broken their only threat is themselves
I'm really surprised TierZoo isn't on top of the meta. The devteam patched in Social Media to nerf the human mains over 10 years ago and it's ramping up just fine.
@Newby Ton
Dude, no spoilers!
what main are you?
My question who's bright idea was to name a faction of humans "erectus"
It means stands up straight
We're horny
every time i remember life is just a video game i come back to this channel to respawn.
In one moment humans unlocked skill "the nuke", but players are afraid to use it because it may completaly crash the game.
Marian Kuras they used it once during a big faction war, but those nukes were a weaker version that wasn’t as patched
Yeah, even the scientist class that researching bout the skill are terrified. But the politician class (with their main trait: greed) doesnt care, as long as they got what they want
And it would be the end of the game because it would kill everything.
Yeah and back in game pvp 2 one faction got nuked....twice.
I heard that "nuke" isnt used because it there was a dataleak revealing that using it would result in all respawn points becoming unavailable
Our ancestors send their entire lives learning things that we are able to learn in minutes.
That’s pay to win right there.
More of a powercreep thing
That's why the Teach skill is so overpowered. By using the speech action, (or god forbid, the more broken read and write ones) transferring a portion of XP to lower level players without them having to do any grinding is just unfair to builds not focusing on putting points into int.
Its pay to skip actually
@@AAAAAA-qs1bv imagine how much points will be put into the intelligence stat when humans make machines that transfer information into your brain
I consider it more a DLC pass established by previous generations of players
You forgot about one of, if not the most important thing humans mains learned which is the read and write skill. It allowed them to store information like new techniques, and allowed younger human mains to level up and obtain information quicker than any other build in the game.
The Neanderthals mated with our ancestors/Cro-Magnons. This is why Neanderthal genes are still present in modern humans in Europe (~2% genes). However, you are right about the party size being a major factor - since Neandethals mated with their close family members as well, their offspring wasn't as fertile as Cro-Magnon offspring was. Plus, there are plenty of findings indicating physical abnormities among them because of incest. Additionally, they resorted to cannibalism more often than Cro-Magnons, which also had detrimental effects on their brains. All this lead to a reduced party size which inevitably lead to assimilation into Cro-Magnon societies over a time span of many tens of thousands of years..
most alpha predators: TEETH AND CLAWS OH YEAH
some hairless monkeys: did somebody say P R O J E C T I L E S?
this coment needs more upvotes
Gotta get that projectile protection buff, if u know what I mean...
Also hairless monkeys: this is my *_B O O M S T I C K !_*
And after all this time, we’re still throwing shit at each other (bullets)
Pap Papinskie It'll still be the way to go even after we get quantum lasing and fusion. The launchers are just going to get a whole lot better. Efficiencies involved means that throwing shit is still the best way to achieve maximum damage, other desired effects will give niches to the fun stuff though.
Teacher: video games don’t help you learn
TierZoo: hold my controller
Daniel Manankichian you need to tell them that they just boomer af
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I learned like 90% of driving intuition by playing games. First time a drove with a trailer I had no problems whatsoever, and I seriously credit that to games.
Science: might want to reconcider some things. Teachers
It's true they are massive wastes of time
A shout out for the "Eyewitness" theme at 0:45. It was such a great, and underrated, show and i have really fond childhood memories of it. Perfectly fitting for the subject
I would like to point out that the sapiens faction unlocked the cognitive revolution perk, which drastically increased their ability to have abstract thoughts. This is absent in the Neandertal faction, meaning sapiens had an easier time inventing and teaching stuff to each other.
No offense, but I'm pretty sure you're not up-to-date on your Neanderthal lore. They were actually pretty skilled in the art department and even had a skill tree dedicated to it, just like us. There are even historic areas in the game that offer grand exp, where you can see some pretty impressive Neanderthal artwork that showcases their ability to think both symbolically and abstractly.
@@fronkbingbong9919 I meant the cognitive revolution perk, not the abstract thought tree. But you’re right.