How Humans Broke the Game

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @AlternateHistoryHub
    @AlternateHistoryHub 5 лет назад +34393

    Can't wait for the Global Pandemic balancing patch.

    • @giacomomassaccesi5856
      @giacomomassaccesi5856 5 лет назад +1511

      Can't wait for the brexit patch.

    • @Gallerinium
      @Gallerinium 5 лет назад +1109

      humans will get nerfed real bad with that patch

    • @Treviisolion
      @Treviisolion 5 лет назад +736

      Not going to lie, somewhat afraid of when that actually goes out, because the test Ebola patch was already scary enough and humans managed to isolate that to just a small African region.

    • @slyseal2091
      @slyseal2091 5 лет назад +221

      As soon as this hits the high level countrys they'll just hand out killaura tech. Literally every time for the last 200 bugfixes.

    • @Amarganeitor
      @Amarganeitor 5 лет назад +232

      Not if we can get dat sweet Thermonuclear War special event first ;^)

  • @Procrastian
    @Procrastian 3 года назад +4553

    Humans are so OP that we can take care of different mains because we feel like it. No other build in the history of the game has single handedly brought multiple species out of the "endangered" category while also bringing them there in the first place.

  • @macleunin
    @macleunin 5 лет назад +29539

    The biggest problem is that the game has become Pay to Win for humans.
    Edit: some ppl are taking this comment way too seriously, it’s a joke, chill out.

    • @TheBri87
      @TheBri87 5 лет назад +1913

      If humans weren’t playing Pay to Win then we’d game over on civilized society.

    • @joelrichter1111
      @joelrichter1111 5 лет назад +174

      Nice one...

    • @powerinknowledge2392
      @powerinknowledge2392 5 лет назад +980

      @@TheBri87 Not really. Paper currency wasnt popular for an extremely long time and we had extremely advanced societies based around gold or bartering that worked efficiently. Paper money is just more effective

    • @rahimmohd578
      @rahimmohd578 5 лет назад +131

      What game is this

    • @aetherresonant9079
      @aetherresonant9079 5 лет назад +670

      @@rahimmohd578 You're playing it.

  • @fifervonpiper6707
    @fifervonpiper6707 2 года назад +3078

    Enemy Build: has claws, covered in scales, has sharp teeth made to tear apart flesh and crush bones with relative ease, is built for running long distances with little rest *DPS: 70*
    Human Build: a pointy piece of iron tied to the tip of a stick *DPS: 1000*

    • @laddaleangthong2684
      @laddaleangthong2684 Год назад +670

      Don't forget the atom splitter made of uranium that deal 1 billion AoE damage

    • @zizochemlali4639
      @zizochemlali4639 Год назад +274

      Did you forget the lead bolt that was launched by explosion damage? It has 25,000 DPS! It can one shot practically anything! Even other human players!

    • @mwbgaming28
      @mwbgaming28 Год назад +193

      @@laddaleangthong2684 humans have made an ever more powerful version that uses plutonium, uranium, and tritium to deal 50 billion AOE damage, it's the biggest weapon ever used, and it even scared those who built it

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger Год назад +155

      Humans are so OP that they accidentally take out players from other classes as well as their own with an ability called "automobile".

    • @mwbgaming28
      @mwbgaming28 Год назад +116

      @@manictiger the automobile item is a constructed mount, not an ability, but it is devastating to anything that it hits

  • @GavinSchafer
    @GavinSchafer 3 года назад +10169

    Humans broke the game so much they started making games inside of the game to entertain them

    • @superevolvedshinamalgamleo8168
      @superevolvedshinamalgamleo8168 3 года назад +155

      yup

    • @daksharora6618
      @daksharora6618 3 года назад +490

      @Moose_RL I've heard that the mars expansion is coming pretty soon.

    • @boofpack3642
      @boofpack3642 3 года назад +436

      Humans are so op we made mini games based on the mini games we play in the main game

    • @Martbeats
      @Martbeats 3 года назад +55

      This comment deserves a trophy

    • @Moneymyke357
      @Moneymyke357 3 года назад +31

      Gameception

  • @than7831
    @than7831 5 лет назад +42684

    Back on the earlier days there's one legendary human player that glitched the system by walking on water and removing ailments and debuffs.

    • @wuhhlfarg5578
      @wuhhlfarg5578 5 лет назад +8503

      I heard of a human Player who had a insane KD Just by using meele weapons his Name was Achilles i think
      rumor has it that he got one-hit-crit by some Low Level scrub

    • @joon8731
      @joon8731 5 лет назад +7053

      Apparently he was the son of the dev named god.

    • @stevenbartel5008
      @stevenbartel5008 5 лет назад +6168

      Just a hacker, already banned

    • @romanminaster5180
      @romanminaster5180 5 лет назад +5383

      Wasn't the Hackers Username Jesus_Christ ?
      I heard he died and was able to respawn in a cave at the level he died at!
      Wasn't he banned?

    • @alexspirit3458
      @alexspirit3458 5 лет назад +5840

      He wasn't banned. He moved on to a new server that is known as the heavenly sandbox. They say he left behind instructions on how to enter the server and is even preparing us a place in it.

  • @diegoloxoro
    @diegoloxoro 4 года назад +3413

    90% of the playerbase: high int is useless.
    Primate griefers: what if I max int lmao.

    • @npc7724
      @npc7724 4 года назад +593

      When u make character just to troll and end up almost destroying everything.

    • @imaboisir7227
      @imaboisir7227 4 года назад +122

      They forgot mages existed now we banned them from getting it

    • @Otgel
      @Otgel 4 года назад +191

      when ur int is so high it breaks the skill counter and u manage to be literal milions of years ahead of anything else.

    • @bluemaster75
      @bluemaster75 4 года назад +94

      Int is only good when you have other tings to use it with, like hands with thumbs. Trust me, a dog main that tries out a human main wishes the int stat was higher.

    • @JossLun
      @JossLun 4 года назад +72

      Don't forget enough charisma to befriend dogs, submit elephants and form groups with millions of players

  • @platinumxray5732
    @platinumxray5732 Год назад +4438

    Referring to every war ever as “PvP” is the funniest shit ever😂

    • @laddaleangthong2684
      @laddaleangthong2684 Год назад +463

      Dropping a nuke = Trolling

    • @Nebulisuzer
      @Nebulisuzer Год назад +146

      PvP = Player vs Player
      PsvPs = Players vs Players

    • @gdmathguy
      @gdmathguy Год назад +45

      ​​@ZaHandlehich works by literally splitting the individual pixels of the uranium and plutonium textures and making the splitting keep happening until the server can't handle it and kicks every player in a radius while causing lag nearby and heat damage + a new damage type which could've only previously happened through a high amount of sun exposure called radiation poisoning

    • @John-rl9ue
      @John-rl9ue Год назад +25

      @@Nebulisuzer Pretty sure PsvPs is just "Clan Battles"

    • @enamweaknopahknop9661
      @enamweaknopahknop9661 Год назад +19

      I like that one of the player tries to level up painting skills but the dev didn’t allow him, so he spend it elsewhere 😇😇😇
      Edit: hard to believe that his clan manage to create some equipment that make other players look in fear.

  • @mr-cactus1519
    @mr-cactus1519 3 года назад +1361

    Its also important to mention that the ingame chat for the Human class is no longer dependent on proximity because of the improvements to their crafting.

    • @ilovecakecanihaveapiece
      @ilovecakecanihaveapiece 3 года назад +33

      Their abilities are quite interesting, but I feel like they're weaker than people claim. They're just getting more OP

    • @specialism640
      @specialism640 2 года назад +51

      @@ilovecakecanihaveapiece some of the more older players crap on newer humans builds because they don’t put enough skill points into intelligence

    • @lojika1majik
      @lojika1majik 2 года назад +49

      @@specialism640 it’s more so a side effect of the humans high intelligence stat and memory perk. The ‘Nostalgia’ status effect is in debate if it is a buff or rebuff because it improves charisma with other human builds but also reduces charisma in other situations. It’s a strange bag really, and as someone who doesn’t have a high nostalgia status effect yet, I’ve always found it a bit funny to see the two elder human generations bicker about the new human upgrades.

    • @andreassmed2255
      @andreassmed2255 2 года назад +9

      Blaming lack of a high intelligence stat proves you’ve got an abysmally low empathy stat.

    • @twiistedpanda4781
      @twiistedpanda4781 2 года назад +3

      @@specialism640 well that's because older humans put all of their skill points to intelligence so that we can have more base intelligence when we play again from zero and we're gonna do that again so much so we almost break the game

  • @energydragonslayer2681
    @energydragonslayer2681 5 лет назад +5190

    Edit: I wonder if anyone can guess the original comment from just the replies

    • @RobinLundqvist
      @RobinLundqvist 5 лет назад +321

      *melanin* has left the chat

    • @plasticiconoclastic
      @plasticiconoclastic 5 лет назад +59

      @@RobinLundqvist It's _melanin,_ Pepe..

    • @RobinLundqvist
      @RobinLundqvist 5 лет назад +14

      plasticiconoclastic yeah I tend to get that mixed up LOL

    • @resphantom
      @resphantom 5 лет назад +17

      Yup, instead we lose all our water. Almost time for that yearly drought to happen again. Oh boy, I just can't wait. (sarcasm)

    • @rock3tcatU233
      @rock3tcatU233 5 лет назад +117

      Other things Africa doesn't do:
      - Food
      - Political stability
      - Non deadly airborne diseases

  • @MazorKuziaki
    @MazorKuziaki 4 года назад +5947

    Best part of playing a human: Your only real threat is other humans.
    Worst part of playing a human: Your only real threat is other humans.

    • @Ty-vj4wg
      @Ty-vj4wg 4 года назад +402

      Not exactly true. You also have to deal with natural disaster events and the new Covid update as threats. And sometimes rarely you die to a different build.

    • @GhostEmblem
      @GhostEmblem 4 года назад +82

      To humanity the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems.

    • @IdkIdk-cl4vp
      @IdkIdk-cl4vp 4 года назад +84

      You know what really sucks tho, the human builds Teeth, they have to use their tools (Braces, surgery, brushing teeth)to fix it, but that only delays the inevitable. Cavities, unaligned jaw.

    • @nichsulol4844
      @nichsulol4844 4 года назад +9

      @Jason Lee obtain stealth item nanotech

    • @extraordinarytv5451
      @extraordinarytv5451 4 года назад +34

      @@nichsulol4844 can't wait for the the human faction to learn how to master the AI update and create their own artificial builds.

  • @niks660097
    @niks660097 2 года назад +4493

    After invention of mathematics and physics, humans reverse engineered the game code and trying to hack their way to become devs themselves..

    • @damienwill4523
      @damienwill4523 Год назад +274

      @Λndrés Navarrete now the human player base is believing they ARE the devs

    • @itaycohen7241
      @itaycohen7241 Год назад +13

      Nukei nuke

    • @subliminalfalllenangel2108
      @subliminalfalllenangel2108 Год назад +18

      We are the -senate- Dev

    • @adityamaharaya7477
      @adityamaharaya7477 Год назад +16

      Math and physics not invention it just exist

    • @rijallconnie
      @rijallconnie Год назад +84

      @@damienwill4523 human player become Dev by creating another sandbox server inside bit machine where they can play with different role

  • @pinkpuff8562
    @pinkpuff8562 5 лет назад +22288

    Everyone gangsta until the naked primates start getting multi kills from 30+ meters away

    • @fahim102
      @fahim102 5 лет назад +510

      *primates

    • @UncleMerlin
      @UncleMerlin 5 лет назад +1312

      Everyone gangsta till the homosapiens start shootin

    • @Regunes
      @Regunes 5 лет назад +227

      This is hilarious

    • @sopphi
      @sopphi 5 лет назад +506

      Everyone gangsta til the invention of the superior siege weapon that can launch a 90 kg projectile over 300 meters.

    • @merma9042
      @merma9042 5 лет назад +115

      @@sopphi The Trebuchet?

  • @triangulum8869
    @triangulum8869 4 года назад +4633

    Imagine being the most powerful predator and suddenly the stupid monkey a few meters away just killed you by looking at you and throwing a stick

    • @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec
      @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec 3 года назад +288

      Some stupid monkey: Git good scrub!

    • @happyloudbrute33
      @happyloudbrute33 3 года назад +264

      I were a cheetah main, it happened to me all the time, it was frustrating dude, that’s why I switched classes

    • @asrieldreemurr1988
      @asrieldreemurr1988 3 года назад +33

      @@happyloudbrute33 to what

    • @gamercat8109
      @gamercat8109 3 года назад +236

      Imagine being an Apex Predator running at a weird ape and all of a sudden they pull out a gun and insta kill you

    • @uhohLungJuice
      @uhohLungJuice 3 года назад +82

      @@happyloudbrute33 What was it like being a Cheetah main? I picked human, and ran the flight skill tree

  • @johnbailey5835
    @johnbailey5835 4 года назад +11309

    Humans are so op that instead of fighting other builds, they started fighting each other just for fun

    • @imortalwolf9098
      @imortalwolf9098 4 года назад +409

      They are sparing 😂🤣

    • @hardlette2950
      @hardlette2950 4 года назад +93

      Whoa so you also watch tierzoo

    • @justsomeguy1014
      @justsomeguy1014 4 года назад +542

      Well unfortunately some humans have the stupidity debuff and fight other humans for meaningless reasons which has greatly limited the human players ability to thrive

    • @aliteral_watermelonz3940
      @aliteral_watermelonz3940 4 года назад +275

      @@justsomeguy1014 I don't like it either but it balances to game if we don't fight each other they'd probably create a new tier

    • @nichsulol4844
      @nichsulol4844 4 года назад +32

      @@imortalwolf9098 human sneaking ablities to stealing copied piece of tech object in room

  • @PixelatedWasStolen
    @PixelatedWasStolen Год назад +2233

    Did this man just make me watch human history and turn it into a gaming reference!?

    • @A_Dopamine_Molecule
      @A_Dopamine_Molecule Год назад +113

      Yep... This is one of those channels that expands your mind in a fascinating and odd way. Fun and science aren't easy to balance, trust me.

    • @infiniteaj8688
      @infiniteaj8688 Год назад +38

      Absolutely....he got me too, and I have zero complaints.

    • @aaronpridemore1447
      @aaronpridemore1447 Год назад +26

      Yes, welcome to Tierzoo!

    • @NinjaAdorable
      @NinjaAdorable Год назад +8

      New here?😂😂

    • @TheInternet_Explorer
      @TheInternet_Explorer Год назад +14

      What are you talking about? Are you new to the game?

  • @mozart7074
    @mozart7074 5 лет назад +3220

    Remember When The rumor said that the game will be shutdown in 2012?

    • @Petaurista13
      @Petaurista13 4 года назад +94

      Actully it was rumor about shutdown in 1994, 1995, 1996, 19997, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002...

    • @Alisha-yz6nd
      @Alisha-yz6nd 4 года назад +120

      @@Petaurista13 hol up!? 19997?!?!?

    • @spoopymantis4329
      @spoopymantis4329 4 года назад +15

      I think they just decided to Nerf humans a bit.

    • @thescarlethunter2160
      @thescarlethunter2160 4 года назад +6

      agung faris yeah that time i was soo scared because I purchase many this in this game which is very expensive

    • @charmingman20
      @charmingman20 4 года назад +9

      It was a trap from the devs to nerf the humans

  • @aniellord7088
    @aniellord7088 4 года назад +4921

    Devs: Gives human intelligence buffs
    Humans: *Creates rocket science to discover easter eggs outside the main in-game map

    • @names_are_useless
      @names_are_useless 4 года назад +475

      The Devs clearly have a whole universe of expanded content, they're just waiting for the Player Base to actually explore it.
      Too bad Humans are so stuck in their Faction Politics that they haven't bothered traveling further then the Moon Server.

    • @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx
      @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx 4 года назад +178

      @@names_are_useless
      Humans are too advanced in Int stats they created a virus to nerf themselves.

    • @user-id1yz5ur8m
      @user-id1yz5ur8m 4 года назад +32

      XxxJim_ the_ ReaperxxX - Humans didn’t create Covid lmao

    • @LordPoompaDoompa
      @LordPoompaDoompa 4 года назад +59

      Kill me Now devs were probably trying to use the classic natural selection strat so that humans can actually explore the other maps, earth is good and all but honestly theres not much left to look like

    • @lombebwalya1265
      @lombebwalya1265 4 года назад +22

      Can't wait for content that'll release beings with higher intelligence

  • @Nikkstein
    @Nikkstein 5 лет назад +2722

    Remember in the 60s where there was a glitch where you could go out of bounds with a very specific rocket build and go to the unplayable area of space.

    • @stickguy6673
      @stickguy6673 5 лет назад +315

      I mean you still can, and there are still some human players up there.

    • @Nikkstein
      @Nikkstein 5 лет назад +396

      @@stickguy6673 yeah but they patched it so that its more expensive as to not ruin the economy of the game. Theres also not much there but its a feature now. Funny how glitches can turn into features

    • @esco5593
      @esco5593 5 лет назад +232

      One of my friends who is a human main said that the United States of America clan is trying to do this again, but this time they're going to go even further out of the playable area

    • @Saikocide
      @Saikocide 5 лет назад +90

      @@esco5593 how have they not patched this yet? This is really game breaking

    • @stevenbartel5008
      @stevenbartel5008 5 лет назад +35

      @@Nikkstein no just like every other glitch they are bored thats why no one use this glitch anymore

  • @danielszilagyi9112
    @danielszilagyi9112 Год назад +126

    I love how the creator of the video presented this concept in such a way that it wasn't only fun to make, but it is also fun and entertaining to watch. I love when people get creative.

  • @CodeeXD
    @CodeeXD 5 лет назад +3234

    Humans engaged in pvp so they could hyper level their technology and warfare skills. A form of exp cannibalism

    • @birdsocks9083
      @birdsocks9083 5 лет назад +171

      Didn’t the devs buff diplomacy awhile ago? I think I remember them also nerfing battle/cannibalism in all species with high intelligence?

    • @sonicmeerkat
      @sonicmeerkat 5 лет назад +131

      Nah battling is still stupid powerful.
      Hell humans have reached the point that they could create an irradiated ice age with their projectiles.
      Well, more like turrets at this point.

    • @CodeeXD
      @CodeeXD 5 лет назад +68

      @@birdsocks9083 they just moved the exp cannibalism to the diplomacy perk

    • @birdsocks9083
      @birdsocks9083 5 лет назад +10

      CodeeXD Oh! Thank you for clearing that up.

    • @wynonatrepas4501
      @wynonatrepas4501 5 лет назад +18

      @@sonicmeerkat now I can fucking see what the tardigrade was doing holy shit

  • @sebastiangranreigstad7093
    @sebastiangranreigstad7093 5 лет назад +560

    This channel is S-Tier.
    But, seriously. This is my favorite channel.

    • @sergiontothetop
      @sergiontothetop 5 лет назад +2

      Do u mean 🅱️ tier
      Not rly it's s++ tier

    • @ssiddarth
      @ssiddarth 5 лет назад +2

      Couldn't agree with you more

  • @seapot9675
    @seapot9675 5 лет назад +19210

    the ice age was just a christmas event-update

    • @amogusinsuster9560
      @amogusinsuster9560 5 лет назад +859

      Turtle Meat yah but the devs got lazy and forgot to change it

    • @Petaurista13
      @Petaurista13 4 года назад +224

      Probably yep, as everyone seems to forgot it happened.
      Climate changes, end orf Earth". Nope, it's problem for us not Earth. Earth was fine after multiple ice ages. Although I don't want IA, I hate low temperature.

    • @victardoold
      @victardoold 4 года назад +225

      the neantertals where humans with winter exclusive skins

    • @amogusinsuster9560
      @amogusinsuster9560 4 года назад +15

      Nemo TheEight well it will still cause some problems

    • @joshuasmedstad8916
      @joshuasmedstad8916 4 года назад +27

      Ya the dev just wanted to see how long the new Christmas holiday update should be

  • @abdulmalekrk3693
    @abdulmalekrk3693 11 месяцев назад +108

    Other build: develop claws, strong bits and jumping abilities.
    Human build: Let’s sweat

    • @-ZM_Gaming-
      @-ZM_Gaming- 7 месяцев назад +11

      Lets be sweats and casually gank a lion with a Legendary crafting sniper rifle

    • @dobeikwan3684
      @dobeikwan3684 3 месяца назад +2

      @@-ZM_Gaming-crafting? most of us human mains Strategically Transfer Equipment to an Alternate Location

    • @quickhallsshow576
      @quickhallsshow576 Месяц назад +1

      We pro

  • @glenngot6783
    @glenngot6783 2 года назад +3402

    Im on my human playthrough right now and it is really cool with the high intelligence stat. By the way, tip for bird players, do NOT fly inside a human nest through the holes. They are covered with a see through material called glass.

    • @thesaint2931
      @thesaint2931 2 года назад +270

      Thank you for the tip.

    • @Bikerider919-23
      @Bikerider919-23 2 года назад +279

      Please upload your walkthrough and no commentary please.

    • @ivancescka9673
      @ivancescka9673 2 года назад +131

      Dude did you obtain the high math skill? How do i obtain it I'm on level 19 and i still can't get it

    • @dragonex4723
      @dragonex4723 2 года назад +111

      @@ivancescka9673 I found that asking higher leveled players works pretty well

    • @plaguedoctor6779
      @plaguedoctor6779 2 года назад +68

      I am a bird main (corvid) and I love scavenging the carcass near your nests that collide with the glass so dont follow this advice

  • @emperorshaq
    @emperorshaq 5 лет назад +887

    I love how complex multi national conflicts can be so accurately described with “Infighting is their biggest weakness now”.

    • @ineffablebeing4276
      @ineffablebeing4276 5 лет назад +38

      Mr. Spoken Depends on how you define weakness. I see it more of a self refining and self regulating hot fix.

    • @kemsatofficial
      @kemsatofficial 5 лет назад +7

      Could also be their biggest strength tho

    • @jorge8596
      @jorge8596 5 лет назад +10

      @@ineffablebeing4276 the only wars that don't end up being beneficial are civil wars and an all-out nuclear war

    • @Terence.McKenna
      @Terence.McKenna 5 лет назад

      based

    • @zmdumpbox2340
      @zmdumpbox2340 5 лет назад +2

      Because it's... true?

  • @2nd100k
    @2nd100k 5 лет назад +3586

    Dave the dev : "wow the game seems to finally be balanced
    Humans: "let us introduce ourselves"

    • @nathanmorton7728
      @nathanmorton7728 5 лет назад +103

      The post Dino meta was DEFINITELY not balanced lmao. Mammoths, Sabertooths, Hyenas and the like absolutely bodied the other builds until humans got balance and sweat.

    • @blackchrysler
      @blackchrysler 5 лет назад +53

      its "allow us to introduce ourselves"

    • @Burn_Angel
      @Burn_Angel 5 лет назад +133

      Hervibores: we finally are so damn big that no predator can eat us
      Humans: im about to end this mans whole career

    • @matthewmast485
      @matthewmast485 5 лет назад +5

      FanC_LP Actually it’s “let ourselves introduce ourselves”

    • @shards7992
      @shards7992 5 лет назад

      Do you have a single fact to back that up?

  • @ryangreenwood6810
    @ryangreenwood6810 Год назад +63

    Don't forget the alliances built with other top tier builds. Factions of two other top builds, the Wolves and the Felines, eventually built an alliance with the human build that allowed them to out compete rival factions and become top of their own builds.

  • @farenhite4329
    @farenhite4329 4 года назад +9773

    Every other build: you can’t just spec 99% of your evolution points into intelligence you’ll be unviable!
    Human: haha stick go poke

    • @GamingWithNikolas
      @GamingWithNikolas 4 года назад +1331

      A few thousand years later:
      Haha hydrogen bomb go bomb.

    • @StoneHavel
      @StoneHavel 4 года назад +691

      "Haha gas chambers go tsssss"

    • @EternalRMG
      @EternalRMG 4 года назад +419

      @@GamingWithNikolas Haha Nuke go boom

    • @mj6463
      @mj6463 4 года назад +188

      Haha, 50 goes brrrrrr

    • @Steve_evets
      @Steve_evets 4 года назад +196

      Did you guys read the patchnotes? The new nerf is ruff

  • @Ro321chile
    @Ro321chile 4 года назад +3524

    History books: War
    Cultured bois: PvP

  • @rocketpanda9192
    @rocketpanda9192 2 года назад +7691

    Humans are a meme build that actually turned out OP. Imagine the first player that went like, my character will be big brain monke. Everyone probably laughed at him.

    • @ricefarmer-kr4yv
      @ricefarmer-kr4yv 2 года назад +769

      Him now: who is laughing now

    • @amayyaduvanshi2706
      @amayyaduvanshi2706 2 года назад +355

      @@ricefarmer-kr4yv he really f*cked all of them up

    • @mithuns7960
      @mithuns7960 2 года назад +1

      Lol, my large land mammal build will crush your weak monkey build lol.
      *Gets poked with pointy stick*

    • @brainwashingdetergent4128
      @brainwashingdetergent4128 2 года назад +349

      Should have seen it coming. Horns teeth and built in weapons are cool but they have no versatility. Arms and fingers are low attack/defense but have maxed versatility so obviously when paired with a big brain build the arms become OP.

    • @mithuns7960
      @mithuns7960 2 года назад +208

      @@brainwashingdetergent4128 exactly, imagine being super intelligent but constrained by your body. Like a snake with a human brain would be

  • @natashaprice1030
    @natashaprice1030 Год назад +213

    Humans even managed to unlock the ability of flying like birds and managing to travel to space

    • @adamkg3215
      @adamkg3215 10 месяцев назад +13

      The crafting skill tree is getting insanely long and complex. There's no single player that can even keep track of all of it much less unlock even half of it.

    • @SheksgemWhepdo
      @SheksgemWhepdo 5 месяцев назад +3

      The only build to explore far away servers that other builds can't even think of lmao.

    • @YoutubeWatch-c3b
      @YoutubeWatch-c3b 22 дня назад

      @@adamkg3215Yea, but then Humans use the ability “write”, which allows them to pass down new tech in conjunction with the “read” ability

  • @muffinornothing8412
    @muffinornothing8412 5 лет назад +4933

    Human: oh its a nice wolf
    Devs: okay?
    Human: gives wolf bone
    Devs: what did you just...
    Human: I have a new best friend

    • @namedyukinne4398
      @namedyukinne4398 5 лет назад +224

      Devs: time to patch it up!

    • @danielalex271
      @danielalex271 5 лет назад +402

      *Nerf to domestical dogs*

    • @jamievschannel
      @jamievschannel 5 лет назад +165

      *SVEN JOINED THE GROUP*

    • @Mirro18
      @Mirro18 5 лет назад +105

      Human: THIS IS FRIEND SHAPED!
      In which we learned that we can build social bonds with a move called "scritches" and there are few creatures immune to it

    • @McKeelix
      @McKeelix 5 лет назад +296

      *Wolf* - persistence hunter, social animal, warm and cuddly, learns quickly, has skills in tracking and melee combat that humans lack
      *Human* - persistence hunter, social animal, enjoys warmth and cuddling, learns very quickly, has skills in strategy and ranged combat that wolves lack
      The symbiosis of these two already OP species was pretty much inevitable once they made non-hostile contact.

  • @nikrue22
    @nikrue22 3 года назад +4202

    Fun fact: OG Outside players often call the homosapien build just sapien. This was actually the original name for it a long time ago. Back in the day on the Outside forums, the top mammoth guild called out the sapien build as broken and "gay." As a joke, one of the top sapien guilds switched their gamertags to homo. The joke spread until almost every sapien player had the gamertag and the name change to homosapien happened slowly overtime as people forgot it was a joke.

    • @donvandendons6337
      @donvandendons6337 3 года назад +223

      why do erectus, neandertalensis, heidelbergensis, florensis and many other also had this gamertag?

    • @fj8264
      @fj8264 3 года назад +270

      @@donvandendons6337 b/c they are brother/sister-builds to the sapiens.
      Hell, neanderthal was LITERALLY called SAPIEN 1.0 in the forums until those douches from the cro magnon sub-guild tried something even more gamebreaking and thus called themselves THE SAPIEN BUILD (2.0). Neander-players were kinda miffed about that, but most saw how atrociously OP Sapiens 2.0 was and still is and switched, and the same happened to the Denisovan guilds. I think all the older close-to-neander-guilds followed out of solidarity.
      Fun Fact: it wasnt' the mammoths - the "gay build" meme came even earlier from one of those Dinofelis builds in the Pleistocene patch, after they lost their spawnpoints (and got their newb players spawnkilled) to australopithecus players, some salty posts were shared.

    • @donvandendons6337
      @donvandendons6337 3 года назад +54

      @@fj8264 fun fact: the neanderthal build or sapien 1.0 was played longer than longer than sapien 2.0 was ever played. and from pure stats 1.0 is still more op. Bigger brain, better blood clotting, more power, better exp looting from food. So players decided its worth to remain 1-4 % of the old build. Just the problem that more and more players with the new build from the african server overan the european neanderthal server, and high energy cost of this build madde it less viable.

    • @fj8264
      @fj8264 3 года назад +36

      @@donvandendons6337 Aye. I kinda wonder with whatelse dev may come up.
      Hopefully we won't see the "Eugenic Enhanced SuperSAPIENS" test builds crop up again, like the Reichsguild tried back then (and nowadays the CPC on the asia server).

    • @user-ur3ew9rz3v
      @user-ur3ew9rz3v 3 года назад +51

      @@donvandendons6337 I remember hearing that the homo erectus name was a insult to the early human player who were still apes the joke went like this the ape build sees a fruit and gets erect at the sight of the fruit

  • @joshd2013
    @joshd2013 5 лет назад +1571

    They should explain it like this in schools now I think more kids would understand

    • @FrostBird347
      @FrostBird347 5 лет назад +97

      I do not even like biology, yet I am enjoying this.

    • @anonymousstout4759
      @anonymousstout4759 5 лет назад

      Just imagine how the test would be

    • @joshd2013
      @joshd2013 5 лет назад +9

      @@anonymousstout4759 what happened in patch 2.1.23? Extra points if you show your work lol

    • @anonymousstout4759
      @anonymousstout4759 5 лет назад +3

      @@joshd2013 damn didn't read patch notes, I think it's developer blog about the map design and mechanic

    • @FatalBlow113
      @FatalBlow113 5 лет назад

      And get all the potheads *LITERALLY* believing we are in a game?

  • @ihsahnakerfeldt9280
    @ihsahnakerfeldt9280 10 месяцев назад +12

    This is one of the most creative channels on this platform. You deserve every single sub.

  • @kallekauppinen35
    @kallekauppinen35 5 лет назад +3659

    This guy could actually teach in a school and make learning interesting

    • @evryon1810
      @evryon1810 5 лет назад +57

      SSO TRUE

    • @alekvillarreal3470
      @alekvillarreal3470 5 лет назад +46

      Don't worry, that's the plan.

    • @evryon1810
      @evryon1810 5 лет назад +3

      @@alekvillarreal3470 yiiiiii

    • @vulcanfeline
      @vulcanfeline 5 лет назад +75

      or we could all just watch him here and he wouldn't be limited in class size

    • @intraterrestrial5035
      @intraterrestrial5035 4 года назад +35

      School has an ever-increasing fundamental weakness of being overly bureaucratical and institutional. It takes too much energy to run, and is susceptible to the agenda-based biases of those who run the system.

  • @josephigrokawski901
    @josephigrokawski901 5 лет назад +2790

    Devs: Finally, a semi balanced game.
    Humans: I'ma about to ruin this man's career

    • @Wallucks.
      @Wallucks. 5 лет назад +29

      WHAT CAREER!?

    • @calisthenicswar4300
      @calisthenicswar4300 5 лет назад +13

      @@Wallucks. I understand the reference

    • @jeremywong4235
      @jeremywong4235 5 лет назад +15

      Boom, bam, bop
      Bada-bop-boom, pow

    • @Britishmajestic
      @Britishmajestic 5 лет назад +42

      Devs: *introduce the ability for humans to create nukes* "hehe, problem solved".

    • @benpotter6832
      @benpotter6832 5 лет назад +2

      @Eric Lee They have such a large and dedicated playerbase that they can just sit back and chill for the rest of their career

  • @phillipporter6427
    @phillipporter6427 5 лет назад +4684

    Bruh, imagine you accidentally choose random when you spawn in and you wake up a fruit fly

    • @vanillaannihilation5871
      @vanillaannihilation5871 5 лет назад +110

      haha lame

    • @Burn_Angel
      @Burn_Angel 5 лет назад +270

      Well, that's what you get when you turn on the "Fast Game" option.in the settings menu.

    • @kieferplayzftw1324
      @kieferplayzftw1324 5 лет назад +410

      Better than accidentally getting tortoise, have to wait around 100 years before you can choose another character to play
      Atleast fruit fly have a fast game time

    • @KaiserMattTygore927
      @KaiserMattTygore927 5 лет назад +140

      Its why random players get made fun of most of the time.
      Though it was fun maining Dragonflies during the dinosaurian patches

    • @toxicbreath7974
      @toxicbreath7974 5 лет назад +24

      I have done that a couple times lol

  • @Grongly
    @Grongly 2 года назад +199

    Im surprised that whale and swordfish teams aren’t as meta, because the whales are a brute force and they’re easy to level up and the swordfish pick off and scout any predators. It also works with other whales as you could also add some sharks to your group to pick off tanks.

    • @marioman3142
      @marioman3142 Год назад +15

      the problem with whale and swordfish is that they're stuck to the water, and they have a hard time gaining EXP. The humans work well because they are land based and also have the swim ability, allowing them to pick off some water based creatures.

    • @danieldecastromelo9061
      @danieldecastromelo9061 Год назад +1

      Swordfishes has many mobile and very piercing damage, whales are good tanks with high LP and defense, and high psychal damage and knockback, but have the weakness: Low stamina and they don't can breathe in the water. Sharks have a absolutely high piercing damage but basically is it, with some defense points and no one other good abilitys

    • @TheEncouragementKid
      @TheEncouragementKid Год назад +1

      fishing, and whaling

    • @cesar6447
      @cesar6447 11 месяцев назад

      The problem with Whales build is that its players have a rather... gentle point of view, only consuming krill players only, who are an easy target, also their stubornness to stay in the ocean even tho they unlocked the lungs passive skill, makes unfittable for land and deep sea servers

  • @Alithel
    @Alithel 3 года назад +2834

    Humans broke the game so badly that even they treat it like a game to each other as a form of entertainment

  • @axelboi2188
    @axelboi2188 5 лет назад +3476

    Remember when they glitched thru the map to a moon

    • @romanschroder6410
      @romanschroder6410 4 года назад +480

      Isn't the moon a out-of-bounds area?
      The devs didn't add the atmosphere to the moon, so i don't think we were suposed to go there.

    • @romanschroder6410
      @romanschroder6410 4 года назад +197

      Remember the datamined test-servers, where the devs test diffrent hazards?
      Like the windspeed or glass-rain?
      I think those are pretty intresting to.

    • @masayukitachibana2756
      @masayukitachibana2756 4 года назад +228

      Can't wait to breach the martian invisible walls. Pure sandbox there

    • @nguyenitwindows392
      @nguyenitwindows392 4 года назад +211

      Some human players are pushing for a playable moon map

    • @gigatoaster8274
      @gigatoaster8274 4 года назад +76

      There is a new push to unlock the moon to let humans live there. I heard the update is called Artemis

  • @4ae109
    @4ae109 5 лет назад +7917

    humans got so bored of dominating the weaker classes that they started fighting eachother. what a flex
    edit: the humans are fighting eachother on computers now.

    • @korek8974
      @korek8974 5 лет назад +277

      I never thought about it in that way but that true

    • @leonardopurpose3157
      @leonardopurpose3157 5 лет назад +72

      garlic69 true true, we didn’t need to worry about other organisms, so ye

    • @shadowwsk3507
      @shadowwsk3507 5 лет назад +18

      @Pouty MacPotatohead xp farm irl

    • @gibs-fc4kn
      @gibs-fc4kn 5 лет назад +152

      @@shadowwsk3507 hitler made an xp farm

    • @kerbal8691
      @kerbal8691 5 лет назад +35

      Soon those computers will become the top build and dominate the game.

  • @youcube3181
    @youcube3181 Год назад +357

    Humans also developed funny little guilds called religions, where they try to guess the identities of the devs

    • @5k3m.
      @5k3m. 11 месяцев назад +13

      Lol😂

    • @tomamateivictor6313
      @tomamateivictor6313 5 месяцев назад +15

      this is such an underrated comment

    • @animecore9226
      @animecore9226 5 месяцев назад +6

      Lol best comment

    • @gamercentral2417
      @gamercentral2417 4 месяца назад +3

      There’s also humans who believe there is no “dev.” Just that AI created this game

    • @FuhzyLiquids
      @FuhzyLiquids 4 месяца назад +12

      ​​@@gamercentral2417as one of those players I think it was rng. If there r devs, they really wanted to be anonymous. Being above living comprehension n all

  • @PotatoSofi
    @PotatoSofi 5 лет назад +816

    "Mozambique here"
    Primordial human: NOPE.
    That's how we survived.

    • @erik-ic3tp
      @erik-ic3tp 5 лет назад

      What's the joke?

    • @juliuszgodek6514
      @juliuszgodek6514 5 лет назад +33

      Its an Apex legends joke

    • @Eymonn
      @Eymonn 5 лет назад +5

      @@erik-ic3tp The gun is terrible I think

    • @dudewatevs56
      @dudewatevs56 5 лет назад +7

      @@Eymonn It is. But if you look up a description of the gun, it'd actually sound pretty badass. "Plasma shotgun sidearm" sounds better than it is.

    • @kirklundbrown6206
      @kirklundbrown6206 5 лет назад

      @@erik-ic3tp the Mozambique is considered the worst weapon in apex legends

  • @jeremyczerner3890
    @jeremyczerner3890 3 года назад +2939

    imagine being a big ass cat and thinking u can outspeed some monkeys with ease than suddenly they appear on the horizon an hour later with their weird sticks

    • @Leandro-bj6jh
      @Leandro-bj6jh 3 года назад +420

      It's like the equivalent of a horror movie killer that doesn't run yet still manages to catch up to the victims.

    • @hydrolifetech7911
      @hydrolifetech7911 3 года назад +82

      @@Leandro-bj6jh or like when you log off but a ghost process called nightmare starts spontaneously starts running in the background

    • @Lucas-zk2vy
      @Lucas-zk2vy 3 года назад +44

      Attack on Humans season 1

    • @norevelation
      @norevelation 3 года назад +12

      what is this called again? something predation?

    • @drewgormley6933
      @drewgormley6933 3 года назад +78

      "Beware the upright apes. They seem to be...studying us"

  • @Kastyc
    @Kastyc 5 лет назад +1899

    Damn even our ancestors ditched the Mozambique

    • @squidwardart
      @squidwardart 5 лет назад +90

      Why would guys that have stones and sticks use it

    • @N1GHTM4R3W0LF
      @N1GHTM4R3W0LF 5 лет назад +5

      @@squidwardart true

    • @TheWoodenshark
      @TheWoodenshark 5 лет назад +11

      Those that didn't never survived to spread their genes!

    • @monsterking7676
      @monsterking7676 5 лет назад +23

      I remember one streamer saying, can't remember if it was angrypat. That he was in or saw a situation where someone was running towards him, and there was a mozambique directly in between the two of them, and the player ignored it, ran right past it on began using their fists. Honestly a good move.

    • @cesaralvesdemoraes3187
      @cesaralvesdemoraes3187 5 лет назад +5

      WTF is a Mozambique?

  • @Chocmilk1
    @Chocmilk1 Год назад +345

    Man I wanna go back to the end of the ice-age patch. It was so fun back then. Nowadays we just sit around without worrying about a thing.
    Edit: Of course, we have to worry about some things. I apologise for any confusion.

    • @handsfortoothpicks
      @handsfortoothpicks Год назад +50

      Humans are working on their own space expansion DLC

    • @NumericalConfusion
      @NumericalConfusion Год назад +15

      @@handsfortoothpicks so close to affording it and yet so far :,(

    • @MenacingWithVideos
      @MenacingWithVideos Год назад +29

      We have a climate change patch coming up. The devs are going to make a lot of changes in response to how the humans were playing in the last hundred years. They already put out some more intense natural disaster world events as a little teaser for what's to come.

    • @MrA6060
      @MrA6060 Год назад +9

      i wouldn't say we don't worry about a thing. many worry about food and homes because we fucked up the meta and very little people benefit from a large amoung of people and are not helping each other

    • @quaestor856
      @quaestor856 Год назад +11

      Except for the money which we need to grind constantly in order to continue playing and completing the main quest. Not only we are the most OP class, we are also the one and only "pay to play" class.

  • @tiredbread7
    @tiredbread7 5 лет назад +2684

    'Other players are hardly even a challenge'
    Emu: hold my beer

  • @draessw
    @draessw 4 года назад +1560

    The user known as “Genghis Khan” was one of the most powerful human players ever, even if it was in the 1.23 update. He and his massive clan took down nearly a third of all of the players at the time and caused widespread destruction. His reign of terror was stopped by an unknown exploiter who doxxed Khan’s account and deleted it. The developers gave everyone who died from his attacks their account back.

    • @kakyoindonut3213
      @kakyoindonut3213 4 года назад +37

      lol very good

    • @Pitulio
      @Pitulio 4 года назад +310

      or "Adolf Hitler" he became popular near the patch 1.93.4 and in the end he just deleted his account bruuuuh

    • @harrisonstewart2952
      @harrisonstewart2952 4 года назад +140

      @@Pitulio hitler is the most famous example of a combat logger in Outside. Crazy that the devs still haven't removed that ability.

    • @hommhommhomm
      @hommhommhomm 4 года назад +16

      Some of the offspring of the players who suffered from that are still sour about that and feel inferior as a group

    • @runtergerutscht4401
      @runtergerutscht4401 4 года назад +68

      The funny thing about Genghis Khan is that, despite his reign of terror being a bad time for many players, after his account deletion, he became a phenomenon in the areas his guild dominated with many of the new players of these areas adding parts of Genghis' own personal evolution point distribution to their builds

  • @thefreakmachine
    @thefreakmachine 3 года назад +2296

    Humans are so op because they actually discovered the 7th stat: technology. It's straight up free, it is inherited from your actual guild and need no actual points to unlock and it give free traits and abilities.

    • @Scourge728
      @Scourge728 3 года назад +50

      what are you talking about, technology is free?

    • @Amara12375
      @Amara12375 3 года назад +199

      It does your's intelligence has to be high enough to unlock it and pass it down and more intelligence to use it

    • @lukenyhammer2213
      @lukenyhammer2213 3 года назад +17

      Need some technology tiers

    • @61010anna
      @61010anna 3 года назад +19

      all starting with this thing.
      I think it was the wheel or something?

    • @smug3636
      @smug3636 3 года назад +61

      @@61010anna Fire, spears, wheels, agriculture... it is hard to tell what came first really

  • @LS1PWER
    @LS1PWER Год назад +73

    Great! now my 10 year old gamer kid can understand the science of evolution. Awesome work!

  • @tigertankerer
    @tigertankerer 4 года назад +1568

    In one moment humans unlocked skill "the nuke", but players are afraid to use it because it may completaly crash the game.

    • @misterhydra7285
      @misterhydra7285 4 года назад +85

      Marian Kuras they used it once during a big faction war, but those nukes were a weaker version that wasn’t as patched

    • @niko-ni6ps
      @niko-ni6ps 4 года назад +79

      Yeah, even the scientist class that researching bout the skill are terrified. But the politician class (with their main trait: greed) doesnt care, as long as they got what they want

    • @lokiaston9770
      @lokiaston9770 4 года назад +4

      And it would be the end of the game because it would kill everything.

    • @mr.coffee5220
      @mr.coffee5220 4 года назад +7

      Yeah and back in game pvp 2 one faction got nuked....twice.

    • @L963-h9r
      @L963-h9r 4 года назад +32

      I heard that "nuke" isnt used because it there was a dataleak revealing that using it would result in all respawn points becoming unavailable

  • @dramaticreaper
    @dramaticreaper 5 лет назад +731

    Dude you forgot the most op thing about human players. There are the only build that can create fire by will. Heck the create fire by accident sometime, you would think it was used for damage but back then it was used as a counter for the "cold" debuff. And the extra effect "smoke effect" prevented insect builds from cheesing the game. The skill is also an important step to prevent the "food poisoning" effect, which is a branch of the "poison" debuff. I'm disappointed you didn't touch on one of the greatest special abilities we had.

    • @danthompson9966
      @danthompson9966 5 лет назад +62

      And dont forget that later humans discovered the hidden craft abilities for a random item called metal.

    • @dramaticreaper
      @dramaticreaper 5 лет назад +43

      It is through this crucial ability that humans were able to harness metallic weapons, and is one of the greatest reasons humans don't get ambushed often

    • @whirlingstars
      @whirlingstars 5 лет назад +24

      Another important ability was the finding of gunpowder, leading to explosive weaponry and heavy weaponry. However, it is important to note this made Human PvP wars evolve to increase kill counts.

    • @andresegarra2438
      @andresegarra2438 5 лет назад +14

      Crafting is all the way OP. Fire does everything from XP buff/share to ranged attacks to habitat destruction, protective items let us out-tank tank mains, and advanced structure building lets us survive any server. Wild af.

    • @1mnot4rrogant90
      @1mnot4rrogant90 5 лет назад +4

      The most OP thing about us is the fact that there are now 7billion players using the human build.

  • @Iguana5k
    @Iguana5k 5 лет назад +479

    Please do a video on sever raids and why are they are a viable strategy.
    Like locust swarms or cicada broods

    • @purplehaze2358
      @purplehaze2358 5 лет назад +17

      I like no comment.
      *But that thing...is likeable.*

    • @GazzyD
      @GazzyD 5 лет назад +5

      I thought those were events the devs used to restart and boot players off the server.

    • @Iguana5k
      @Iguana5k 5 лет назад +6

      @@GazzyD Nope, all player characters. No NPCs. They plann it on special forums and set a date. When the date comes they all log on at once and eat all the food and spam in local chat.

    • @kos2919
      @kos2919 5 лет назад

      Remember when Mongol Guild was so powerful they pretty much razed most guilds in Asian server, European server and middle east server by exploiting ranged and horseback riding classes? Too bad the guild dissolved into almost nothing now.

    • @GOOFYFILMER
      @GOOFYFILMER 5 лет назад

      PLEASE

  • @TheD270
    @TheD270 Год назад +10

    The choice of vocabulary here is daaaaaaaaaaamn good. Top tier content, absolutely stunning!!

  • @angellozano1938
    @angellozano1938 5 лет назад +1240

    Humans: I have an army
    Neantherdals: We have a Hulk
    Humans: Okay, we'll let him starve

    • @nepdep1945
      @nepdep1945 5 лет назад +70

      40000 years later
      Humans: we have a hulk
      Neanderthals: Really?
      Humans: not really we needed a green thanos

    • @eliczek6142
      @eliczek6142 5 лет назад +38

      Human uses Communism

    • @luger9857
      @luger9857 5 лет назад +27

      Suprisingly in ancient times thats how many wars were won

    • @voldlifilm
      @voldlifilm 5 лет назад +1

      I want that on a t-shirt.

    • @buttery_gooch6
      @buttery_gooch6 5 лет назад +2

      Build an army, trust in nobody.

  • @Shibbymatt
    @Shibbymatt 5 лет назад +6337

    Humans have recently adopted the 'meme' perk which increases social by 10% but cuts productivity by 25%.

    • @Daniel-mr3bi
      @Daniel-mr3bi 5 лет назад +686

      Memes decrease my social as well as productivity

    • @gamit2131
      @gamit2131 5 лет назад +618

      @@Daniel-mr3bi memes increase happinesses at the expense of everything else

    • @ananimoselty2234
      @ananimoselty2234 5 лет назад +161

      It increases happiness by 100%
      Oh wait someone already said that

    • @sergiontothetop
      @sergiontothetop 5 лет назад +143

      Memes increase the social perk only on the internet

    • @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw
      @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw 5 лет назад +29

      Memes decrease social.

  • @vatinsii7330
    @vatinsii7330 3 года назад +4540

    I'm not committing war crimes. I'm taking pvp seriously.

    • @johnnyjoestarwithdrip6960
      @johnnyjoestarwithdrip6960 3 года назад +268

      Time to go competitive

    • @Meuduso1
      @Meuduso1 3 года назад +288

      I'm not committing warcrimes, I'm ganking low level players of the enemy faction

    • @fort2558
      @fort2558 3 года назад +141

      @@Meuduso1 heard they patched the loopholes with the geneva convention update

    • @someguy3276
      @someguy3276 3 года назад +107

      @@fort2558 but appearantly players found even more loopholes after geneva suggestion update.

    • @fort2558
      @fort2558 3 года назад +46

      @@someguy3276 players just really like committing warcrimes

  • @HizuiSneazel
    @HizuiSneazel Год назад +83

    I think the worst part about the human class is how toxic the player base can be. You get a certain debuff like depression or anxiety and other players punish you for it??? Like???

    • @BatuhanDere
      @BatuhanDere Год назад +8

      Bro thats why i sometimes question if i should quit the game because theres so many trollers and noobs everywhere

    • @mishagaming1075
      @mishagaming1075 Год назад +4

      @@BatuhanDere I'd say it's not worth it to quit, considering how there are a lot of fun things to do.

    • @ioioi_prx4639
      @ioioi_prx4639 Год назад +1

      Just to clarify that depression and anxiety aren't limited to human

    • @monkey1053
      @monkey1053 Год назад +1

      ​@@ioioi_prx4639yes, but it is pretty common in the human build

    • @unknownunknown317
      @unknownunknown317 Год назад +1

      ​@@monkey1053especially in the male gender

  • @TrueUmbreon1
    @TrueUmbreon1 4 года назад +2044

    Teacher: video games don’t help you learn
    TierZoo: hold my controller

    • @GhostlyVisage04
      @GhostlyVisage04 4 года назад +12

      Daniel Manankichian you need to tell them that they just boomer af

    • @aspence5263
      @aspence5263 4 года назад +2

      -419- 420 likes

    • @Muskar2
      @Muskar2 4 года назад +4

      I learned like 90% of driving intuition by playing games. First time a drove with a trailer I had no problems whatsoever, and I seriously credit that to games.

    • @ifinnishboy4126
      @ifinnishboy4126 4 года назад +1

      Science: might want to reconcider some things. Teachers

    • @sorbet7216
      @sorbet7216 4 года назад

      It's true they are massive wastes of time

  • @evocative01
    @evocative01 5 лет назад +510

    Devs: We balanced the environment and nerfed the OP animals now.
    Humans: Hold my coconut.

    • @Gmod2012lo1
      @Gmod2012lo1 5 лет назад +2

      I dont know why i am laughing so hard on this.. good job

  • @annon9269
    @annon9269 3 года назад +5434

    Our ancestors send their entire lives learning things that we are able to learn in minutes.
    That’s pay to win right there.

    • @isaacsussman5632
      @isaacsussman5632 3 года назад +310

      More of a powercreep thing

    • @AAAAAA-qs1bv
      @AAAAAA-qs1bv 3 года назад +454

      That's why the Teach skill is so overpowered. By using the speech action, (or god forbid, the more broken read and write ones) transferring a portion of XP to lower level players without them having to do any grinding is just unfair to builds not focusing on putting points into int.

    • @berkincakar
      @berkincakar 3 года назад +95

      Its pay to skip actually

    • @pedropedrohan102
      @pedropedrohan102 3 года назад +27

      @@AAAAAA-qs1bv imagine how much points will be put into the intelligence stat when humans make machines that transfer information into your brain

    • @Kaz999998
      @Kaz999998 3 года назад +44

      I consider it more a DLC pass established by previous generations of players

  • @SuperCityscan
    @SuperCityscan Год назад +14

    What really broke the meta is human speech being updated with the "skill transfer" ability. Just a level 1 human can already use it, although just as a recipient. This made groups of humans even more OP as their skill buffs is shared in the group. And this with the new knowledge limit made an exploit like Skyrim has with the restoration potion exploit. Skill share, individual don't need the keep all the knowledge since skill share also transfers information even temporarily. They use each other as "knowledge chests" and with more knowledge they can improve their tools, with improved tools they can increase their knowledge rinse and repeat. When written language was added it got even more broken.

  • @captaintrainer9490
    @captaintrainer9490 4 года назад +2224

    Human Players are so smart, that they made Games inside of The Game

    • @092_deepak_kumar3
      @092_deepak_kumar3 4 года назад +132

      Gian Capulong Fucking Modders

    • @Pkn-tg2go
      @Pkn-tg2go 4 года назад +53

      Inception at his best

    • @Peter_Turbo4
      @Peter_Turbo4 4 года назад +141

      Some of the mini-games are more complex than the main game itself

    • @k_benicool
      @k_benicool 4 года назад +64

      Some mini-games can even reflect the main game pretty well

    • @leoleboss9414
      @leoleboss9414 4 года назад +50

      And they even have made mini-games in games inside a game created by the humans in The Game

  • @postmelons2282
    @postmelons2282 5 лет назад +815

    Honestly you taught me way more in 8 minutes than my world civilizations teacher did in 4 weeks

    • @PatandSylus
      @PatandSylus 5 лет назад +15

      Really though. I had always learned Neanderthals had smaller brains and that's why they went extinct.

    • @ExplizitDuester
      @ExplizitDuester 5 лет назад +2

      I can recommend the national museum of natural history in washington D.C. they have an interesting exhibition on human evolution that can teach you about that topic more in depth.

    • @pepsicola4718
      @pepsicola4718 5 лет назад +8

      @pyropulse You taught me a valuable lesson. I fear it is too late for me, but you should be pleased to know that I have abandoned several children in the desert to learn to survive. Eventually they will find the city in the North and educate themselves in a foster home if they survive. Ave friend.

    • @artstsym
      @artstsym 5 лет назад +2

      Why was your world civ teacher covering prehistory for 4 weeks?

    • @brendanmorin9935
      @brendanmorin9935 5 лет назад

      Patrick Gillette humans had larger frontal lobes, which is responsible for obstruct thinking/creativity etc. so we were able to outperform Neanderthals

  • @memeboi2096
    @memeboi2096 4 года назад +2155

    Teacher: why didnt you go to the bathroom during lunch
    The bathroom during lunch: 6:02

    • @burnedtraveller
      @burnedtraveller 4 года назад +17

      You formed a group?

    • @spartanwar1185
      @spartanwar1185 4 года назад +42

      LOL
      They weren't kidding when they said they were acting like animals in there

    • @memeboi2096
      @memeboi2096 4 года назад +8

      Hey I didn't expect this comment to get this far

    • @deathslayer5813
      @deathslayer5813 4 года назад +7

      Boys: we are the master of this art

    • @Tzar1
      @Tzar1 4 года назад

      What is that object on the left side beside the dancer?

  • @Squiggles01
    @Squiggles01 Год назад +17

    Humans are the best characters to main! Even if someone tells you otherwise! Do not be sucked into the team infighting that has been plaguing them! If you have the mental trait known as "common sense", even those with the Autism trait will be extremely OP. No matter what other Human players will tell you!

    • @ExDixionconderoga
      @ExDixionconderoga Год назад +1

      I have the Autism trait and it’s completely fine.

    • @SerafimEldritch
      @SerafimEldritch Год назад

      @@ExDixionconderoga i also have the autism trait and it's fine some people tell me i'm intelligent lol

  • @johw2346
    @johw2346 5 лет назад +389

    Devs: * develop updates targeted to nerf humans *
    Humans: “Nice try scrubs”

    • @rickregina5053
      @rickregina5053 5 лет назад +5

      Devs: *Develop updates targeted to nerf humans*
      Humans: *Activate trainer hacks*

    • @iamaloafofbread8926
      @iamaloafofbread8926 5 лет назад

      But worst try

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 года назад

      @@rickregina5053 future human:wait it's all the true of ending story
      futurism prediction:always has been

  • @DogsandDinos
    @DogsandDinos 5 лет назад +1847

    Humans: (become the top build in the game at the expense of everything else)
    The Devs: Wait, that’s illegal

    • @Iwmar
      @Iwmar 5 лет назад +99

      It's only illegal from the loser's point of view.

    • @arrowknee4002
      @arrowknee4002 5 лет назад +86

      Activates project global warming

    • @dinorancher5560
      @dinorancher5560 5 лет назад +77

      No worries, humans are nerfing themselves by destroying their meta with over use of the crafting skill. Some High intelligence human builds are trying to mitigate this, but are being griefed by players with chaotic evil alliance.

    • @alexcarrier4643
      @alexcarrier4643 5 лет назад

      Survival of the fitest@@dinorancher5560

    • @juliewinchester1488
      @juliewinchester1488 5 лет назад +10

      @@dinorancher5560 No, Lawful Evil.

  • @TheDeadmanstrolling
    @TheDeadmanstrolling 3 года назад +4042

    talking about how humans have a history of PVP while showing the wikipedia list of wars is fucking hilarious

    • @magmat0585
      @magmat0585 3 года назад +510

      This list appears to be incomplete, *would you like to expand it?*

    • @abrahamchalenges6007
      @abrahamchalenges6007 3 года назад +113

      @@magmat0585 yes let's go

    • @msac22
      @msac22 3 года назад +82

      @@magmat0585 Its about time the humans from the Europe server started to fight within themselves

    • @magmat0585
      @magmat0585 3 года назад +95

      @@msac22 they have had a nice 70-year break, haven't they?

    • @grif419
      @grif419 3 года назад +2

      we saw the damn video

  • @BocchiTheBox
    @BocchiTheBox Год назад +31

    I'm still waiting for the Space Expansion to release, it's been in Closed Beta for a really long time and they've only explored a small section of the current map in that beta. I heard it's suppose to be most expansive patch yet with a lot of cool features. Let alone all the delays that have been happening recently. This meta will be huge for human players looking for a challenge, especially since current Earth meta most of the fun content is locked behind DLC. It is an easy build to run at the moment though, so I can't complain too much, but the Space Expansion looks insane for now. From seeing screenshots, and rumors to now seeing actual gameplay videos of current Beta testers of the space expansion.

    • @BatuhanDere
      @BatuhanDere Год назад +4

      Some legends in the human community worked with data miners and made a prototype version of the dlc. To access it you need to be good with computers so invest points in that if you havent already, theres two prototypes rn, one of them is named universe sandbox2 and the other is Space Engine

    • @skooblemcdooble
      @skooblemcdooble 10 месяцев назад +1

      Dang, I knew the World expansion was out, but Jesus Christ! I barely even finished the Europe Expansion, but Space Expansion?! It's gonna take more than a millennia to release!

    • @lbjay8914
      @lbjay8914 7 месяцев назад +1

      We need a lot more XP to be able to accept all the good quests though. We can only do the low level ones like "entering moon", and "surveying areas."

  • @aidan4529
    @aidan4529 5 лет назад +1824

    It's sucks how people are denying that humans are still top tier and are trying to revert back to dog builds. They ended up making a solid D Tier class, Furries.

    • @Atamosk-bu7zt
      @Atamosk-bu7zt 5 лет назад +221

      that subclass is full of degenerates. They keep picking up the various STI debuffs from their Guild meetings.

    • @camonsamon4894
      @camonsamon4894 5 лет назад +69

      @@Atamosk-bu7zt your they decided it would be a good idea to take away some of there intelligence for (bad) aesthetics

    • @camonsamon4894
      @camonsamon4894 5 лет назад +4

      yeah*

    • @Googledeservestodie
      @Googledeservestodie 5 лет назад +54

      Oh god this needs a video. preferably April fool's day

    • @thecrazygambler6787
      @thecrazygambler6787 5 лет назад +14

      Humans have strange cosmetics

  • @unknownname7098
    @unknownname7098 5 лет назад +683

    honestly, i think humans are a good counter pick against humans

    • @ADAJ342
      @ADAJ342 5 лет назад +41

      The best one actually,only them and other players belonging to the microscopic faction could reasonably cause masive end Game among humans

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 5 лет назад +52

      It’s like how in Pokémon dragon is super effective against dragon

    • @EoCA777
      @EoCA777 5 лет назад +31

      @@ADAJ342 I don't know. Once the automaton class is properly introduced, they have a potential to change the meta.

    • @ADAJ342
      @ADAJ342 5 лет назад +8

      @@EoCA777 , yeeet

    • @BlindCoyoteGod
      @BlindCoyoteGod 5 лет назад +5

      unknown name
      Also the devs introducing changes to the servers climates.

  • @KAIZENTECHNOLOGIES
    @KAIZENTECHNOLOGIES 5 лет назад +372

    *The Nuclear update is gonna change the game forever, the Devs keep delaying it tho*

    • @anduro7448
      @anduro7448 5 лет назад +8

      boi cant wait for OP nr 15 foot fungus

    • @benlawton5420
      @benlawton5420 5 лет назад +1

      Naaa the other builds will be fine in just a few decades after.

    • @marcelag2342
      @marcelag2342 5 лет назад +1

      The devs are the gods xD

    • @feyt4845
      @feyt4845 5 лет назад

      Marcel Ag no, its the governement

    • @darthinvaderzimm
      @darthinvaderzimm 5 лет назад +6

      Anthony Morima jr Because when they showed what it looks like in the WWII expansion pack, players were unhappy with it and forced the devs to revert the nuclear update. However, the US was able to try the update before the nukes were removed from the game

  • @Chryztallic
    @Chryztallic Год назад +16

    Being aware they're in a game knowing the possible existence of devs is a feat in and of itself.

  • @Joseph-mw2rl
    @Joseph-mw2rl 3 года назад +2148

    Yep we're endurance hunters alright
    **Bites my extra large pepperoni 🍕**

    • @riteshyeddu
      @riteshyeddu 3 года назад +16

      🤣

    • @Diamondintherough22
      @Diamondintherough22 3 года назад +80

      *Were, back when we were still hunting for food we've been buffed to the point where we can make the food come to us

    • @yorampaar2011
      @yorampaar2011 3 года назад +29

      You're probably still able to run longer than a cheetah

    • @bluememe4652
      @bluememe4652 3 года назад +53

      @@yorampaar2011 the average person can if they train, but the *actual* average person ? Probably not

    • @minicube88
      @minicube88 3 года назад +17

      @@bluememe4652 i dont know anyone that cant run further than 500m

  • @JaySkottTV
    @JaySkottTV 5 лет назад +573

    Just the concept of this whole channel makes me remember why I fell in love with RUclips all those years ago

    • @jettisone
      @jettisone 5 лет назад +20

      It definetly has the creativity of the 2007-09 Era of RUclips.

    • @johnnyboi331
      @johnnyboi331 5 лет назад +2

      yep our generation was so much more creative then the lazy millennials we see today.

    • @malinlutin
      @malinlutin 5 лет назад +8

      @@johnnyboi331 You do realize millennials are those between 23~ 38 years old, right?

    • @johnnyboi331
      @johnnyboi331 5 лет назад

      @@malinlutin you get my point though. your generation is super lazy and unoriginal.

    • @malinlutin
      @malinlutin 5 лет назад +2

      @@johnnyboi331 Such a generalization though, most of the zoomers are still kids.

  • @dries2510
    @dries2510 3 года назад +1860

    Im really looking forward to the space expansion dlc.

    • @danielandrews1801
      @danielandrews1801 3 года назад +39

      Yes, we must expand and destroy other planets too :)

    • @ortherner
      @ortherner 3 года назад +81

      @@danielandrews1801 Lmao those planets are already destroyed. They are dead barren worlds, unlike Earth. Might as well colonize and bring life to them.

    • @danielandrews1801
      @danielandrews1801 3 года назад +2

      @@ortherner How can we colonize worlds that are dead? Don't we need to find worlds that can support life?

    • @ortherner
      @ortherner 3 года назад +55

      @@danielandrews1801 Wow you are stupid. Ok first of all, habitats that would protect you from the harsh environment of other planets right? Like the guys who went to the Moon, but they stayed on the Moon and made Homes there, they would have food and use Ice on the Planet to get water. It’s complicated but it’s possible.

    • @dark_jpeg4257
      @dark_jpeg4257 3 года назад +13

      I heard the devs will make a live ufo event to commemorate the launch of the space life update, they might be trolling tho?

  • @Skilled_skeleton
    @Skilled_skeleton Год назад +10

    The graphics for this game really good I unlocked the mega human build yesterday

  • @goatperson3403
    @goatperson3403 3 года назад +5792

    My theory is that the devs will finally open the Mars servers and put the humans there

    • @riteshyeddu
      @riteshyeddu 3 года назад +318

      can't wait for that update!

    • @Nai_101
      @Nai_101 3 года назад +264

      @@riteshyeddu we'll probably have to respawn a couple tikes before the update

    • @bananagoose6822
      @bananagoose6822 3 года назад +321

      Ya but it'll probably be paid dlc

    • @RottenMelonsAreGood
      @RottenMelonsAreGood 3 года назад +20

      Yes

    • @Parth-gx1nw
      @Parth-gx1nw 3 года назад +34

      So Elon Musk is one of devs

  • @MidnightBloomDev
    @MidnightBloomDev 5 лет назад +688

    Who can't wait for the next black hole expansion? Saw that teasing image and can't stop thinking about it.

    • @Eymonn
      @Eymonn 5 лет назад +69

      The teaser photo was hype but man, we're gonna wait so much for that patch to hit... I don't even think we would have the same builds as today

    • @FRD357
      @FRD357 5 лет назад +36

      The game's gonna be dead already when the update comes out, so eh

    • @Patrick33194
      @Patrick33194 5 лет назад +1

      Hype

    • @AllucardA10
      @AllucardA10 5 лет назад +7

      @@Eymonn Definite engine update, install time might cause a lot of the player-base to lose interest in favour of short-term PvP gains

    • @lillehei
      @lillehei 5 лет назад +9

      Honestly, im scared for the meta. The black holes are way too much for the current meta to handle. I hope the devs decide to not go through with it, or it could mean a permanent server reset. I don't wanna lose my human character, he's spending his evo points into Martial arts and has almost reached black belt level.

  • @kenabbott8585
    @kenabbott8585 5 лет назад +490

    Many believe that the Sapiens-Neanderthal Faction War is a myth, and that the two clans allied. Most human players, especially from the European Server, still have status updates buried in the coding from the Neanderthal faction.

    • @bioenthusiast2998
      @bioenthusiast2998 5 лет назад +11

      check out the sam o nella vid on it.

    • @kenabbott8585
      @kenabbott8585 5 лет назад +55

      @Donald Trump
      There's always conspiracy theories about stuff like that, but the data's pretty easy to find.

    • @joedollarbiden9823
      @joedollarbiden9823 5 лет назад +2

      @@kenabbott8585 We do have little amount codes of neanderdhals in our DNAs.

    • @bretert
      @bretert 5 лет назад +14

      Early hominids didn't come from Africa.. they came from Eurasia.. that's why Africans and Eurasians can't donate eachother bone marrow or kidneys/brain tissue.

    • @Lucan47
      @Lucan47 5 лет назад +11

      @@bretert We know that the first hominids came from Africa because Africans have the most genetic diversity of all human populations. More time = more mutations = more genetic diversity

  • @tonyvo4118
    @tonyvo4118 Год назад +6

    You forgot about one of, if not the most important thing humans mains learned which is the read and write skill. It allowed them to store information like new techniques, and allowed younger human mains to level up and obtain information quicker than any other build in the game.

  • @astara21
    @astara21 5 лет назад +971

    1:44 Even the most primitive man knew better than to pick up a Mozambique. lol

    • @lofipiggy7718
      @lofipiggy7718 5 лет назад +44

      that was a really good one went under the radar.

    • @whitewall2253
      @whitewall2253 5 лет назад +12

      mozambique is mozambest
      in titanfall 2 at least, but its got 6 shots in that game so whatever.

    • @paradox9265
      @paradox9265 5 лет назад +1

      Jake Waters yeah it sucks in apex

    • @Distorteduke50duke50
      @Distorteduke50duke50 5 лет назад +10

      APE SEX

    • @JohnRoX
      @JohnRoX 5 лет назад

      lol

  • @FelipeJaquez
    @FelipeJaquez 3 года назад +2166

    Humans: "woops we learned how to throw rocks accurately, guess we won the evolutionary arms race!"

    • @peytonfryer5700
      @peytonfryer5700 3 года назад +158

      Literally an ARMS race

    • @j-core2895
      @j-core2895 3 года назад +13

      nice pun

    • @FilthyGaijin
      @FilthyGaijin 2 года назад +22

      Monke learned to throw a rock and as stick.
      Gg ez lions. Get rekt

    • @thenoseguy
      @thenoseguy 2 года назад +4

      I wish we could play on old servers. I miss the days of funny walking monkey.

    • @tgreg9542
      @tgreg9542 2 года назад +1

      Our first step at using Mother Earth as a tool

  • @DBT1007
    @DBT1007 4 года назад +4047

    "How humans broke the game"
    Made by human
    This is absolutely human-biased content

    • @toucanxi178
      @toucanxi178 4 года назад +207

      should've ask the chimps to make this video

    • @franchufranchu119
      @franchufranchu119 4 года назад +167

      reject humanity
      embrace monke

    • @brnleekarza8809
      @brnleekarza8809 4 года назад +77

      I reject my humanity
      JOJO

    • @orpheusruby7163
      @orpheusruby7163 4 года назад +29

      @@brnleekarza8809 IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?!

    • @wooper2094
      @wooper2094 4 года назад +11

      Actually Tierzoo is a machine program

  • @kidsyx
    @kidsyx Год назад +14

    That's what happens when you stack almost ALL of your exp into an intelligence and dexterity build 😂
    Edit: on a side note. Having a bigger skull to house a larger brain doesn't necessarily make the animal smater it's all about the brain wrinkles and how much actual brain matter you can pack into that skull relative to body size. An elephants head is like 10× the size of ours yet it's not 10× smarter. They're smart but no where near human level.

  • @wungusbill_
    @wungusbill_ 2 года назад +5053

    Jokes aside, phrasing history as game updates and builds and stuff is so much more intersting and engaging than just telling the information outright, history teachers need to take notes.

    • @Jenna_Talia
      @Jenna_Talia 2 года назад +244

      It sounds goofy but it's oh so much more captivating.

    • @scraperindustry
      @scraperindustry 2 года назад

      It's interesting now but if it's actually implemented in school, lazy students like you will start complaining again and look for the next trendy thing so you can pretend you're actually learning something.

    • @eljoshsfgaming6335
      @eljoshsfgaming6335 2 года назад +177

      It’s because this generation can relate to it more. On top of that it just sounds goofy, and when things are funny it’s more likely to capture and keep someone’s attention it’s why lots of presentations start with jokes and try to throw in a joke here or there. If they just used boring technical jargon no one would care too much because it’s just another boring history lesson, in this style it’s funny which makes it more engaging making it easier to learn especially using terms this generation is familiar with. It’s genius and I’m glad I discovered this channel (:

    • @lasershriek
      @lasershriek 2 года назад +39

      When I first found this channel I was confused whether he was actually talking about a real game or if he was just informing us in a fun way. I was real stupid back then

    • @drdchannel1830
      @drdchannel1830 2 года назад +10

      completely agree, another problem is sometimes whenever teachers will attempt to try this it fails horribly and it's just cringe.
      i wish they actually did this stuff when teaching history

  • @VivianQTDeegen
    @VivianQTDeegen 5 лет назад +785

    Bruh, that game is overrated. These "human" build is too OP. Two of the their PVP factions, (more including alliances) have a gigantic tension and can destroy the Servers within minutes.

    • @canfelgie8559
      @canfelgie8559 5 лет назад +51

      Russia server is getting weaker in recent years doe. China factions is where we at.

    • @ennuidefiance3259
      @ennuidefiance3259 5 лет назад +114

      thats what happens when a game goes pay to win

    • @DLoofy-pq6yd
      @DLoofy-pq6yd 5 лет назад +11

      Ennui Defiance 😂😂💯on bro

    • @tenx4512
      @tenx4512 5 лет назад +22

      Yeah but humans that are apart of things like the “NASA” group are making advances so big that they could get to metas that were thought to be unreachable like Mars or Venus. One human player by the name of Elon Musk owns the SpaceX group and he’s been making great advances, he also claims that he’ll get someone to the Mars meta in at least 5 years. Some people think he’s bluffing and he’s overrated, some even claim he broke some rules and should be banned for a few years. Back to the getting to different metas, we could make some of them only be habited by non-humans players and not to interfere with them, but that would be very unlikely and they would most likely die.

    • @VivianQTDeegen
      @VivianQTDeegen 5 лет назад +23

      I just hope they patch the "nuclear update"

  • @NPC-kv6ee
    @NPC-kv6ee 5 лет назад +1342

    most alpha predators: TEETH AND CLAWS OH YEAH
    some hairless monkeys: did somebody say P R O J E C T I L E S?

    • @jonesjs7204
      @jonesjs7204 5 лет назад +14

      this coment needs more upvotes

    • @gabrielr3390
      @gabrielr3390 5 лет назад +14

      Gotta get that projectile protection buff, if u know what I mean...

    • @ffuffo5867
      @ffuffo5867 5 лет назад +28

      Also hairless monkeys: this is my *_B O O M S T I C K !_*

    • @pappapinskie5883
      @pappapinskie5883 5 лет назад +10

      And after all this time, we’re still throwing shit at each other (bullets)

    • @EvitoCruor
      @EvitoCruor 5 лет назад +2

      Pap Papinskie It'll still be the way to go even after we get quantum lasing and fusion. The launchers are just going to get a whole lot better. Efficiencies involved means that throwing shit is still the best way to achieve maximum damage, other desired effects will give niches to the fun stuff though.

  • @CGChris
    @CGChris Год назад +5

    1:15 actually i believe some evidence suggests the devs didnt give apes the knuckle walking ability until after we branched off from them

  • @OnlineTommy
    @OnlineTommy 5 лет назад +1439

    The Ice Age was a forced update, now we've got optional Global Warming and Nuclear Fallout DLCs. Both expensive af tho.

    • @sergiograndio577
      @sergiograndio577 5 лет назад +6

      bruh.. are you serious my man?

    • @zoned8673
      @zoned8673 5 лет назад +63

      fallout dlc is coming free if you buy the ww3 dlc

    • @definitivelylostcause
      @definitivelylostcause 5 лет назад +28

      @@zoned8673 Would not recommend getting that Fallout DLC. The servers can't handle it and they will crash.

    • @redcriket
      @redcriket 5 лет назад +13

      @Hans Solo Tell that to the ice caps and rising sea levels.

    • @vadianx
      @vadianx 5 лет назад +8

      @@redcriket the accidental growing ice cap and lowering sea level update they released?

  • @lordquackers5764
    @lordquackers5764 5 лет назад +4097

    *Devs:* Ok I think the humans are finally balanced
    *Humans:* Oooo a horse
    *Devs:* What are you-
    *Human:* GOTTA GO FAST
    *Dev's:* ...

    • @Silver-ik9nl
      @Silver-ik9nl 5 лет назад +361

      After a while most humans ditched horses in favor of cars, unlocking faster travel and defeating the players in the Arctic server, both at the same time.

    • @maximgeldon
      @maximgeldon 5 лет назад +94

      how about humans creating rocket ships and leaving earth to create new life on mars

    • @TipsyFrenchGuy
      @TipsyFrenchGuy 5 лет назад +310

      MaximGeld
      Humans: *Immigrating to Mars*
      Dev: Wait you’re not supposed to do that ! It’s not even habitable!
      Also Humans: *Terraforming Mars*
      Dev: ...

    • @Noone-sz7mk
      @Noone-sz7mk 5 лет назад +15

      There’s horses in minecraft?!

    • @almostclone3859
      @almostclone3859 5 лет назад +30

      Human time to find out where the Devs live to take control the system :D

  • @benjaminlevenson4109
    @benjaminlevenson4109 5 лет назад +1691

    I like how they explain human history as a video game.
    *it's more realistic that way*

    • @thedacters6851
      @thedacters6851 5 лет назад +98

      @@AksharElementa Theory is basically one step behind law. Its like saying we don't have proof on the theory of gravity, even though Einstein could predict black holes and gravitational paths through relativity and gravity. We may not be able to definitively prove it, but after a few hundred years you start to think that even though there are some missing pieces of the puzzle, you can make out what whole image of the puzzle is supposed to be based off of the pieces you do have. The funny thing is that I would say the very same thing about religion. No proof, based on imagination and assumption because ancient humans couldn't explain why lightning strikes happen.

    • @ipo7596
      @ipo7596 5 лет назад +3

      Not too realistic per se but it's hella interesting

    • @ENTRYEAH
      @ENTRYEAH 5 лет назад +10

      the dacters a law is saying something happens a theory is explaining how it happens. A theory isn’t one step behind a law a theory is needed for a law to exist.

    • @hakah
      @hakah 5 лет назад +14

      @@AksharElementa tell that to the fossils!!!

    • @izanaginomikotofase4thehed161
      @izanaginomikotofase4thehed161 5 лет назад +3

      He is just explaining evolution in a fun way

  • @MrBlaDiBla68
    @MrBlaDiBla68 Год назад +5

    Just discovered this channel. As an early FPS player, I can totally relate to all the gaming analogies. :-) Great job!

  • @afbennett3038
    @afbennett3038 5 лет назад +1325

    Neanderthal: exists
    Homo sapien with a throwing stick : I’m about to end this mans entire career

    • @MrMortull
      @MrMortull 5 лет назад +94

      To be fair, the Sapiens didn't *mean* to ruin the Neanderthals' game... sure there were some griefers (aren't there always) and more than a bit of direct competition, but the real killer there was that they were sharing the same XP and resource nodes and the Sapiens were that bit more reliable when it came to taking the prize.
      It wasn't a guild war, it was one side slowly and unknowingly strangling the other pretty much at spawn.

    • @BilsonBoi
      @BilsonBoi 5 лет назад +36

      MrMortull imagine if farming was unlocked early game.

    • @afbennett3038
      @afbennett3038 5 лет назад +3

      MrMortull yes

    • @vinos7101
      @vinos7101 5 лет назад

      your mom? got eeeemm lmao

    • @elaine91selenseguinxzssqqu46
      @elaine91selenseguinxzssqqu46 5 лет назад

      MrMortull nl

  • @Cottonmouth255
    @Cottonmouth255 5 лет назад +461

    Level 10 Australopithecus -> Level 99 Homo sapiens
    That’s how hominids work

  • @isaiah_1-
    @isaiah_1- 4 года назад +444

    Humans seeing other humans:
    Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!

    • @ms-terious
      @ms-terious 4 года назад +1

      Hahaha a Tai Lung reference?

    • @williandarosa5485
      @williandarosa5485 4 года назад +1

      @@ms-terious it´s actually a kinda famous meme www.ecosia.org/images?q=tai+lung+meme

    • @ms-terious
      @ms-terious 4 года назад +2

      @@williandarosa5485 hahaha fair enough. I only know what it is due to my daughters obsession with the movie

    • @alnu8355
      @alnu8355 4 года назад

      Human stands over the corpse of Neandrathal, "Lolz, git gud noob-scrub".