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  • @ss-nz5sr
    @ss-nz5sr 5 лет назад +9002

    Crocodile: "I have a powerful bite"
    Human: *launches nuke*

    • @fidget0227
      @fidget0227 5 лет назад +1049

      Human: *Sends out a single Australian*

    • @rohandalvi6476
      @rohandalvi6476 5 лет назад +505

      @@Boof_dQw4w9WgXcQ floridain are powerful against gators not crocs

    • @Christs_Apologet
      @Christs_Apologet 5 лет назад +20

      @@fidget0227 r/whooosh wheres the balance?

    • @Jermaniac
      @Jermaniac 5 лет назад +134

      @@Christs_Apologet that's not a woosh, also mecha rengar sucks :D

    • @bulldozer281
      @bulldozer281 4 года назад +8

      Alligator is no more but their radiation

  • @mariusandersen564
    @mariusandersen564 4 года назад +10325

    big shoutout to all the support bacteria mains

    • @dylanb2990
      @dylanb2990 4 года назад +171

      Bacteria aren’t playable

    • @CompSciGuy777
      @CompSciGuy777 3 года назад +1355

      @@dylanb2990 that's exactly what the bacteria support mains want you to think.

    • @vee8101
      @vee8101 3 года назад +580

      Dylan B that’s a common game rumor made by a party of human mains known as “Karens”

    • @amankodimela8499
      @amankodimela8499 3 года назад +155

      I love this comment section

    • @vee8101
      @vee8101 3 года назад +46

      Aman kodimela we all do

  • @phineas7423
    @phineas7423 2 года назад +1925

    Shout out to the Humans read and write skill, which raises the effectiveness of their teach ability exponentially for complex situations, and makes them the only build that can data mine the game from the inside.

    • @voidseeker4394
      @voidseeker4394 Год назад +110

      Yep, they have unique ability to store EXP on the physical medium and allows to retrieve most of it after respawn instead of losing it, as well as copy and share it.

    • @Zaleoritov
      @Zaleoritov Год назад

      DNA Editing is basically a back-door hack to the coding of any species

    • @microwavedude800
      @microwavedude800 Год назад +44

      i like to main humans mostly because of how superior they are to other builds. still at a low level though, but im gradually getting to the higher levels.

    • @Devilspade
      @Devilspade Год назад +22

      @@microwavedude800 hey I’m a noob rn, just wondering if the amount of time I’ve been on this server is my lvl or if it’s somewhere else because I can’t find it in my menu

    • @minatimanil
      @minatimanil Год назад +7

      @@Devilspade yep, your lvl is how old you are, in years

  • @reynaldoponce2062
    @reynaldoponce2062 2 года назад +635

    I always see the argument about "without tools we cannot take on many animals" THAT IS THE WHOLE POINT OF HUMAN SPECS BEING HIGH IN INTELLIGENCE IN ORDER TO BECOME OP WITHOUT OUR NATURAL DOWNSIDES. Whatever downside we might have can likely be countered by our craft ability. Sickness is medicine, Low stealth is camo, lower power is sharp tools or long range.

    • @projekttaku1
      @projekttaku1 Год назад +61

      fair point, a gorilla easily outmatches even our peak strength humans and can rival our fastest player, but that's why we developed the intelligence stat to its max so we could become all rounders that can blitz and 1 shot with weapons like the gun.

    • @JoelleCasanof
      @JoelleCasanof Год назад +13

      low power can get buffed with the gym servers, people like arnold schwarzenegger can avoid this debuff and could possibly go toe to toe with some animals without sharp tools and long ranged weapons

    • @blinduser-zz5bk
      @blinduser-zz5bk Год назад +50

      @@JoelleCasanof gym isn't a server,its more like a sub biome

    • @saltyfloridaman7163
      @saltyfloridaman7163 Год назад +13

      ​@Churchill's TV considering that trained athletic humans are capable of defeating other animals within the same weight class bare handed, Humans are severely underrated. The average chimpanzee is 30-50% stronger than an average human the same weight, which is around 120-140lbs. So a the average powerlifter is stronger. A human around Hafthors size and strength is capable of crushing a mountain lions skull with his hands, or physically tear open the abdomen of one

    • @Arcticanine
      @Arcticanine Год назад +20

      The world as it is is proof enough of this lmao, human mains clearly dominate Earth.

  • @jacobsteer4802
    @jacobsteer4802 3 года назад +6058

    The human guild has such high intelligence that they have an ethical obligation to keep other guilds alive

    • @freedomhasacost6661
      @freedomhasacost6661 3 года назад +146

      Not all though .

    • @andrew_lin06
      @andrew_lin06 3 года назад +287

      @@freedomhasacost6661 Like 99.9%

    • @freedomhasacost6661
      @freedomhasacost6661 3 года назад +212

      @@andrew_lin06 but most of the those people can't do much . Those .1% have a lot of power and are responsible for us needing to save others players and the server in the first place .

    • @aashisheapen8230
      @aashisheapen8230 3 года назад +13

      I was just thinking about this

    • @michaelsong5555
      @michaelsong5555 3 года назад +129

      No they don't. 99% of the humans belong in the "neutral" factions, and don't really care one way or another, as long as it doesn't affect their own lives. In fact, most of these neutral faction would enthusiastically destroy other guilds if it'll result in benefiting themselves. Most of the ones who "care" are very superficial (which means nothing, as it doesn't change anything), and there's so few who truly care enough to spend their time and resource to keep other guilds alive.

  • @user-gq6dg7ee6d
    @user-gq6dg7ee6d 3 года назад +3472

    Human mains been so bored of the game we created our own games.

    • @danielquinonez2735
      @danielquinonez2735 3 года назад +23

      yes

    • @demonstrablyfine690
      @demonstrablyfine690 3 года назад +178

      Like those people who build pong or chess in Minecraft- got so good at the game they made another game inside the game

    • @primisoda1400
      @primisoda1400 3 года назад +42

      i think i prefer the hunting style of life more than the digital science style of life cuz i wanna learn how to survive when the next balance patch update happens there might be humans facilities and stuff were all destroyed and global warming might be reduced, and until we can get supplies and mats again ill be surviving in the east african or the north african server, might move to napal server for better domestic animal rates and more supplies until the next update

    • @michaeltamke8542
      @michaeltamke8542 3 года назад +40

      @@primisoda1400 I'd say its urgent to unlock some new servers like Mars and Titan. But the human dataminers need to get some achievements before

    • @iemgei7309
      @iemgei7309 3 года назад +1

      I mean yah

  • @scdallav
    @scdallav 2 года назад +448

    We've seen how effective intelligence nerfed human builds are, Homo Erectus was dominant in the terrestrial meta for almost 2 million years without unlocking the high-level gear that Homo Sapiens has access to. There's little to no evidence of ranged weapons, all they needed was stamina and tool-making beyond level 1.

    • @jw-ws8dz
      @jw-ws8dz Год назад +22

      this just goes to show how OP team strategies are

    • @SUCKYKUKKY
      @SUCKYKUKKY 9 месяцев назад +19

      On top of that, the Neanderthal mains literally spawnkilled wooly mammoth players so hard that they quit the game

    • @JumboMceal
      @JumboMceal 5 месяцев назад +5

      Nah that was the sapiens. Remember, there were whooly mammoths in russia while the egyptians built the pyramids. Neanderthals were terrible hunters who couldn't drive species to extinction. Unlike sapines that have done it time and time again 💪👍💀🚭

    • @prabs1047
      @prabs1047 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@SUCKYKUKKY Neanderthal mains were far to weak to do this. As they didn't use tools for hunting.

  • @davipenha
    @davipenha 2 года назад +826

    The irony of a human saying they're not top tier while being on the internet complaining about world poverty instead of fighting for his own survival is huge

    • @TuhljinTampergauge
      @TuhljinTampergauge Год назад +92

      It's rather clear that the guy who posted that specced into groupthink. He buys into a lot of dumb things just because his political clique told him to. "Humans bad amiright?"

    • @bensoncheung2801
      @bensoncheung2801 Год назад +9

      6:50
      tl;dr: He’s talking about humans as a *whole*
      Of course, when you account for pvp, most of us are lower-mid tier, and the best of us are billionaires like Jeff Bezos and other business tycoons that live in mansions filled with staff, but there ain’t no way most of these animals are winning against a human in a *car,* even with a grade schooler in the driver’s seat, especially when equipped with a powerful water gun, direct shots stagger greatly and leave a bruise at close range, shooting upwards does AOE decent stagger, and merely shooting the ground or some object right next to the target will stagger. Great against most birds (assuming they’re just standing around and not flying out of range) due to their hollow bone structure and with a strong enough attack it buffers their flight ability. Should still fluster ostriches and Emus greatly and good against penguins unless they’re diving underwater. Seconds as a club if animals get close. Not so great against Corvids as they learn and tend to take revenge by dive-bombing and then flying out of range/too fast to accurately target, even with the AOE, especially if they’re diving down/right at you. Wear a helmet with bird spikes to negate this, but expect to be pooped on more often by those birds.
      (But then said human would likely be detained for animal cruelty, which it is, but that hurting at all harkens back to us being lower-mid relative to other, wealthier and more powerful humans that can just use their money and influence to avoid any real consequences)
      Humans’ intrinsic ability to survive and adapt acknowledged!

    • @zach3096
      @zach3096 Год назад +6

      @@bensoncheung2801 what comment bro

    • @aprameyanaganur2934
      @aprameyanaganur2934 Год назад +32

      @@bensoncheung2801 compared to all other animals present in the current meta, even the lowest quality of gameplay for the humans is orders of magnitude better than individual gameplays of other builds. Most herbivore builds that get hunted by predator mains, for example, die slow, agonizing deaths that most human mains lack the [imagination] stat to comprehend. I myself in my playthrough as a human main, have witnessed a bison immobilized by a tiger being left to die of starvation, while the tiger periodically comes to gorge on the bison (while it is online). When saying humans are the top tier build, we take into account the domination of the entire community that plays that build, not the quality of gameplay of individual players. I hope I will see less of this stupid rhetoric among human mains who have yet to spec more heavily into the [critical thinking] stat.

    • @bensoncheung2801
      @bensoncheung2801 Год назад

      @@aprameyanaganur2934 My tl;dr…
      You figure I should lop off the last two sentences in my comment?

  • @adamtaurus5380
    @adamtaurus5380 6 лет назад +25814

    Remember a time when humans glitched through a map and got themselves into a moon? That sort of stuff proves how overpowered they are.

    • @egeoeris
      @egeoeris 6 лет назад +2655

      You mean the "Cold War" story expansion's very end? Yeah i remember the times, two biggest factions grinded their tech advancement to death in order to see who can go further than the Overworld. Some veteran players and game theorists did not even believed that they actually unlocked the Moon but rather it was an altered copy of the game for streaming. It's truly facinating how many things we can unlock in this game.

    • @hedgehog3180
      @hedgehog3180 6 лет назад +1130

      The Moon dungeon wasn't the end of the "Cold War". It was just one of the main objectives given to the two factions to build up as many dominance points as possible. The story kept going for a long time after that. However the Moon dungeon did end the "Space Race" quest line in that story.

    • @totallynot0something047
      @totallynot0something047 6 лет назад +690

      Not really. The human guilds suddenly decided that it took too much xp to grind further into the quest line. I also heard rumours that the Cold War expansion was supposed to be the long-awaited Nuclear Warfare server event and massive human nerfing.

    • @android19willpwn
      @android19willpwn 6 лет назад +272

      it was a fun novelty play, but the trick took way too much setup to be reliable for anyone to bother doing it much more than the minimum required to prove they did.

    • @a.morphous66
      @a.morphous66 6 лет назад +184

      They had just had the World War event for the second time, and that gave them a lot of science experience. They decided to use that for a lot of new stuff.

  • @vjm3
    @vjm3 6 лет назад +4878

    If you're depressed with your life try to look at it this way: No matter how dumb you are, you're the best overall build in the TierZoo meta game.

    • @EmmaDancesNever
      @EmmaDancesNever 6 лет назад +431

      Even the best build is useless if played by a shit player.

    • @vjm3
      @vjm3 6 лет назад +198

      shit player could still curve stomp an Aye aye, or a pathetic TARDigras. Everything is relative.

    • @Foojum
      @Foojum 6 лет назад +96

      vjm3 In all my filth, I'm still better than the jaguar. Wow.

    • @comfee
      @comfee 6 лет назад +163

      neet-weeb effect:
      80% drop in social tree
      60% drop in productivity
      power, defense and HP growth per level rate has been decreased by 65%
      much needed nerf that was introduced in pop culture DLC

    • @Makem12
      @Makem12 6 лет назад +16

      purple now a dozen more nerfs like that and it'll be a competition.

  • @nerdyman7190
    @nerdyman7190 2 года назад +246

    Our intelligence stat is so broken, that we make videos on our stats, and we can figure out how to survive some of the dev’s patches to try to nerf us. We figured out how to survive the ice age patch, and we figured out how to defend from basically every other species. Also we figured out how to leave the map and truly start the Space expansion.

    • @nowanimportant8887
      @nowanimportant8887 2 года назад +36

      Too bad we got nerfed simply because we have yet to stop teamkilling each other. If every human main/guild leader decided to party up with other guilds to make one big superguild, the level of progress they would be able to achieve is INSANE.

    • @GrahamChapman
      @GrahamChapman 2 года назад +3

      I read some patch notes the other day and, as it turns out, any human mains that have ventured outside of the map and tried the Space expansion for any significant span of time is hit with a pretty serious anemic debuff for many, many years afterwards... Yeah, turns out investing millions of years worth of EXP into staying relevant in the base game does not translate into any form of survivability in the expansion... Frankly speaking, I really don't see humans successfully establishing themselves outside of the Earth in the next couple of hundreds or thousands of years. And I, for one, am fine with that.

    • @acsound
      @acsound 2 года назад +7

      @@GrahamChapman I'm not. Most of our PvP bullshit is *because* we're all crammed on Earth together -- and its exacerbating the climate change event that we'd accelerated since the Industrial Revolution (used to just be the Sun's cycles, so any weather changes weren't drastic: players had time to adapt different strategies).

    • @GrahamChapman
      @GrahamChapman 2 года назад +1

      @@acsound Tough luck, the world doesn't care if you're fine with it or not... Honestly, I'm all for the entire human race getting perma-banned for its role in causing this climate breakdown. I also sincerely hope that we won't allow the wealthy elite, the ones primarily responsible for the climate breakdown in the first place, to get away from the doom they deserve by fleeing into space -- because that's what's going to happen: They, the least deserving, will leave and the rest of us will be abandoned here.

    • @General12th
      @General12th Год назад +3

      @@GrahamChapman Rotating habitats (especially large ones made with materials like Kevlar) should address all those survival concerns.

  • @missile_unofficial
    @missile_unofficial Год назад +121

    Human brain to human brain: Definitely S tier top rank.

    • @AutistRapper
      @AutistRapper 9 месяцев назад +18

      Bro stop as a rat player HUMANS ARE FRICKING OP.
      Everytimr I try to invade their bases I end up getting trapped in some weird liquid they crafted and I get an instant game over.

    • @AutistRapper
      @AutistRapper 9 месяцев назад +4

      Like humans need a nerf PLEASE. I just wanna play the game

    • @bable6314
      @bable6314 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@AutistRapper Dude just don't play as a rat.

    • @GoldMoonGuy
      @GoldMoonGuy 4 месяца назад +2

      @@AutistRapper I suggest you should play as their party members. Us human mains love our party members and take very good care of them.

    • @Iwastheman
      @Iwastheman Месяц назад +1

      ​@@AutistRapper if you want a similar play style but don't want to deal with traps as much, may I suggest racoons. Sometimes humans let their guard down enough that you can steal right from their hands.

  • @crusaderofthelowlands3750
    @crusaderofthelowlands3750 4 года назад +2601

    Human: "Hah, I'm OP! Nobody can destroy me!"
    Also Human: "Hold my beer."

    • @mikebloomberg4470
      @mikebloomberg4470 4 года назад +49

      There are also speculations that way smarter & more experienced builds, come with the multiple dlcs of space, but there still a long way for that.

    • @crusaderofthelowlands3750
      @crusaderofthelowlands3750 4 года назад +55

      @@mikebloomberg4470 Yeah, apparently some clan called "the astronauts" were invited to test the beta.

    • @amattarozzi5729
      @amattarozzi5729 4 года назад +19

      Viruses: "Hold my crown"

    • @doesntmatter2467
      @doesntmatter2467 4 года назад +8

      That's how you no their OP the only effective counter pick are other humans.

    • @joj4096
      @joj4096 4 года назад +1

      Audrey Mazz not all viruses have a crown shaped tenticles

  • @Trolololyoulose
    @Trolololyoulose 3 года назад +6724

    "There are no average primate builds" , let me introduce me

    • @s.eloundou6013
      @s.eloundou6013 3 года назад +124

      Self burned... 😂

    • @sniser360
      @sniser360 3 года назад +339

      Since You can write this makes you above all other primate builds

    • @rexyjp1237
      @rexyjp1237 3 года назад +53

      Im a low tier

    • @Central.intelligence.agency1.1
      @Central.intelligence.agency1.1 3 года назад +17

      You see I’m not far above average in speed and attack and still high in intelligence

    • @chuckmcgill522
      @chuckmcgill522 2 года назад +28

      Well you might be a bad human but with a weapon you could body any of the other primates

  • @prestongarvey2599
    @prestongarvey2599 2 года назад +93

    I’ve even been hearing rumors that the highest level humans have admin privileges, and are planning to create a new server and maybe even race (robots), it’s only rumors but it may be the start of a new meta soon enough

    • @mochidomo
      @mochidomo 2 года назад +1

      Humans are already creating subsub species in the form of GMOs

    • @nowdeadchannel2352
      @nowdeadchannel2352 2 года назад +10

      Humans have been directly changing many bulid stats since they finished their research on agriculture

    • @theocorkrean6810
      @theocorkrean6810 2 года назад +4

      Humans have many things going for them ever since we learned metal is a great material. If Earth didn't have ANY metal this video would be VERY different. As for the admin meta update it's hard to tell whether all humans are on board with it and whether or not you just need only one right human to create a new robot race or many smart humans. It's hard to gauge what you need to create this idea when you havnt finished it how you like.

    • @Israel_Augustine
      @Israel_Augustine Год назад

      There wouldn't be a video at all.

    • @taelorpickel2830
      @taelorpickel2830 Год назад

      Robots will be the first implemented NPCs in the game.

  • @Oddity2994
    @Oddity2994 Год назад +51

    I'm a housecat main but currently going through a run as a human and I gotta say bacteria players are real ones 💯

    • @James-gu1bh
      @James-gu1bh 11 месяцев назад +6

      The bacteria faction is so underrated, really goes to show that the stats don’t mean everything.

    • @SUCKYKUKKY
      @SUCKYKUKKY 9 месяцев назад +1

      Bacteria/virus players are gay. They're all just 3rd partiers lololol

  • @aaronnikels5706
    @aaronnikels5706 4 года назад +6388

    Let’s be honest, most of us are here just to see humans get ranked S-tier and then each flex our OP intelligence and superiority to other mains

    • @shpidnlershpidl5239
      @shpidnlershpidl5239 4 года назад +459

      Fr. Theres nothing more flattering than knowing youre the number one by far

    • @DreamFearless
      @DreamFearless 4 года назад +109

      ...is that seriously why you're here?

    • @ironwarriornlm
      @ironwarriornlm 4 года назад +31

      Damn skippy

    • @mikeock2087
      @mikeock2087 4 года назад +44

      Yes

    • @acedaybreaker2545
      @acedaybreaker2545 4 года назад +104

      Not to mention sweat regen and throwing stuff super hard

  • @butthead1535
    @butthead1535 4 года назад +2386

    My best friend was so jealous watching how op human build is. He's support build, mainly dog.

    • @BoldPossum
      @BoldPossum 4 года назад +110

      I have a support build (dog) but they're fine with it

    • @noahguzman5850
      @noahguzman5850 4 года назад +5

      TaTsu Duck I gotta support build too

    • @DrGodzilla1954
      @DrGodzilla1954 3 года назад +31

      I mostly play arthropod builds and primate builds. Human is my favorite tbh. Still miss the dinosaurs tho.

    • @lawpwetheslayer5069
      @lawpwetheslayer5069 3 года назад +7

      But your best friend is S their too.

    • @lawpwetheslayer5069
      @lawpwetheslayer5069 3 года назад

      @Airplay well their skill is intelligence.

  • @siryawns5431
    @siryawns5431 2 года назад +206

    I feel like the human intelligence nerf is slowly being applied across every update

    • @kenlie8280
      @kenlie8280 2 года назад +7

      Damn right you are

    • @DaDARKPass
      @DaDARKPass Год назад +26

      Na, that's just propaganda some humans made as a troll.

    • @kenlie8280
      @kenlie8280 Год назад +10

      @@DaDARKPass we are actually not selecting for intelligence anymore

    • @JJean64
      @JJean64 Год назад +1

      @@kenlie8280
      CRISPR wants to know your location

    • @IceKnight678
      @IceKnight678 Год назад +5

      Nah, they're just being louder than before

  • @Funkopedia
    @Funkopedia 4 года назад +3539

    Sorry, "no class ever held the top spot for as long as dinosaurs"...?? I believe every ocean biome player and the 4367 insectoid clans would like a word with you.

    • @Faun471
      @Faun471 4 года назад +204

      oh shit you're right, even until today, sharks still dominate the game, even if they're not as strong as the pre-nerfed shark builds such as megalodons

    • @HighGround_
      @HighGround_ 4 года назад +44

      Also any single cells organism classes

    • @GloomGaiGar
      @GloomGaiGar 4 года назад +51

      @@HighGround_ should we really talk about them? are they even "animals"?

    • @StrazdasLT
      @StrazdasLT 4 года назад +14

      When has ocean biome players or insectoids been top spot?

    • @diolight9450
      @diolight9450 4 года назад +7

      @@StrazdasLT very long ago forgot what the era was

  • @daveshn
    @daveshn 3 года назад +3260

    >No middle tier at all.
    It's like there's a missing link.

    • @flyingstonemon3564
      @flyingstonemon3564 3 года назад +161

      Your joke is underated, good one man 👍

    • @MuradBeybalaev
      @MuradBeybalaev 3 года назад +34

      Indeed.
      *it's as if, though.

    • @IbexGundyr
      @IbexGundyr 3 года назад +41

      I agree with the first comment this joke is so underrated. It actually made me laugh out loud.

    • @flowerthencrranger3854
      @flowerthencrranger3854 3 года назад +19

      I do not understand? But it is probably a good joke

    • @daveshn
      @daveshn 3 года назад +44

      @@flowerthencrranger3854 Missing link in primates.

  • @Unwanted_truth_
    @Unwanted_truth_ 2 года назад +21

    Your attention to detail when transferring the knowledge into gaming terms is incredible. Very entertaining food for thought

  • @sirpretzels598
    @sirpretzels598 2 года назад +77

    Honestly the crafting ability is so cracked. Like you can just increase your stats by using everything in your environment and thats why the Human Build is so OP.

    • @projekttaku1
      @projekttaku1 Год назад +4

      humans have crazy power creep.
      A gorila being able to lift 1 ton (with a weight 1/5th that!) with a bite force of 1300 PSI and a speed of 40 km/h was highly impressive in previous meta's, but then those uses abused their ridiculously high intelligence stat to create op weapons like the gun and nukes.

    • @ProfessionalCurryDefender
      @ProfessionalCurryDefender 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@projekttaku1gorillas can’t lift 2 tons

    • @projekttaku1
      @projekttaku1 8 месяцев назад

      @@ProfessionalCurryDefender oops

    • @ProfessionalCurryDefender
      @ProfessionalCurryDefender 8 месяцев назад

      @@projekttaku1 they’d still demolish anyone tho lmao

    • @projekttaku1
      @projekttaku1 8 месяцев назад

      @@ProfessionalCurryDefender yup. Gorilla's really went and maxed out strength stat.

  • @Rakanarshi2
    @Rakanarshi2 4 года назад +1994

    7:16 "Cheetahs are more mobile than them, until they equip a mount" *picture of SR-71 Blackbird* HAHAHA, god I love this channel.

    • @jamesh7469
      @jamesh7469 4 года назад +126

      Chad High-Five Flexington when they have a missile launched at them, the standard protocol is simply to accelerate lmao

    • @fBOMBB
      @fBOMBB 4 года назад +88

      Virgin Cheetah vs Chad SR-71 Blackbird

    • @striker943
      @striker943 4 года назад +38

      *Equips Space Shuttle*

    • @barkahrama591
      @barkahrama591 4 года назад +29

      Also "Armadillo have higher defense until they put their armor"

    • @zengzor7758
      @zengzor7758 4 года назад +4

      Gotta go fast

  • @Wolf-hf4jx
    @Wolf-hf4jx 5 лет назад +3416

    Humans are OP because they can use Skillshare.

    • @synthesun
      @synthesun 5 лет назад +24

      And we understand the counters to each bluid experts the ones in the deep ocean

    • @Captain.Obvious
      @Captain.Obvious 5 лет назад +5

      Wolf691691 yeah but it’s more commonly named teaching

    • @synthesun
      @synthesun 5 лет назад +1

      @@Captain.Obvious no learning

    • @akasakasvault7597
      @akasakasvault7597 4 года назад +3

      Human's are op cause they created skillshare

    • @davawen9938
      @davawen9938 4 года назад +4

      that is the best sponsor comment ever !

  • @Djiehh
    @Djiehh 2 года назад +11

    3:34 "Hey, you a cheater?"
    "No, I'm not! I'm a cheetah."
    "That's what I said! So you ARE a cheater?!"
    "No, guys, I told you. I'm a ..."
    "GET THE CHEATER!"

  • @quora_the_sith7345
    @quora_the_sith7345 2 года назад +14

    That intro gave me more noistalgic induced goosebumps than i thought was possible

  •  6 лет назад +13005

    I feel like a nerf is on the way

    • @gdaygerman29
      @gdaygerman29 6 лет назад +1217

      Humans are so strong that even the Mods have trouble putting them in their place

    • @jypsridic
      @jypsridic 6 лет назад +602

      We've begun hacking. Any nerf will be undone barring server wipes.

    • @saltysoup9204
      @saltysoup9204 6 лет назад +376

      The Hawaiian server almost got a nerf.

    • @OSRSstiffy
      @OSRSstiffy 6 лет назад +324

      we actually nerf ourselfs by killing the planet XD

    • @Connor-xp4cd
      @Connor-xp4cd 6 лет назад +410

      At this point if humans go down, their gonna take the entire game with them. Whether they leave and cause a power vacum or they use that nuke ability they unlocked a couple years ago

  • @timmythy2887
    @timmythy2887 6 лет назад +1905

    Huh, learned something about my main today.

    • @Josh-ql9yu
      @Josh-ql9yu 6 лет назад +78

      Yeah it’s crazy to think about how far humans can run, over a period of time is actually insane. The most efficient bi-pedal locomotion on land, currently, one could argue. It’s still a debate why the Neanderthal build was eventually out-classed as the best Sapien Sub-class. That would be a cool tier-zoo episode.

    • @rednidedni3875
      @rednidedni3875 6 лет назад +67

      Humans arent meta. They arent even OP. They basically all became admins at this point and this friggin shared wisdom trait is really, REALLY out of hand. At this point they are so OP they crack the source code WHILE PLAYING and modding themselves to get even stronger! If you play cheetah and think you maxed mobility, think again. If youre some kind of hippo player and think you maxed thoughness, think again. Humans literally refine the ground, something that never even was supposed to affect gameplay beyond the surface, and make tools out of that!

    • @rednidedni3875
      @rednidedni3875 6 лет назад +49

      Whats even worse, they are litterally depleting the whole planet in their search for resources to the point other top tiers are going to get bodied without the humans even wanting it. Humans can win any 1v1 easy, can make entire servers unplayable if they wanted to or werent just actively restraining themselves from it... them ever losing a battle is nearly unheard off, they even win against bacteria! THEY ARE BODYING UNHITTABLE BUILDS LEFT AND RIGHT!
      The only thing I can think of that can even stop humans are other humans with equally op builds. Either that or an admin / expansion comes along.
      Probably not even an expansion, the humans are going to fucking dictate what the expansions gonna be.
      The REAL Human stats:
      Intelligence: 200 (Computers) (Steadily increasing itself with this new "machine learning" trait they are giving their tools... bloody hell they are designing builds for the floor now)
      Power: 150 with few tools, 100000 with them all (Making many square miles a lethal radiation AoE? How you gonna build for that?)
      Defense: 100 with few tools, 1000 with them all (Armor so high you cant even damage them without human power tools)
      Mobility: 150 with few tools, 1000 with them all (Basically unlimited endurance at above cheetah speed...)
      Stealth: 50 with few tools, 90 with them all (Not that high, they cant mask their smell... yet)
      At this point humans arent the meta, they ARE the game. Wisdom trait cascading faster and faster.

    • @signantwolf6502
      @signantwolf6502 6 лет назад +24

      Spooper well, it could have something to do with the human classes wanderlust buff that encouraged players to explore the world. I say this as a lot of the people who played the other hominid classes like Neanderthals tended to stay put and set up shop early. This limited access to resources and may have given them a
      de-buff to thier coping skill for when new threats were introduced in the form of earthquakes, volcanos, and migrating species.

    • @rednidedni3875
      @rednidedni3875 6 лет назад +24

      The wanderlust part is a small part of the humans curiosity trait. They are more likely to run into danger like that, but it also let the shared wisdom trait cascade even harder...
      Sorry if I'm rambling, I just can't get over the fact that no admins stepped in. I cant play anything else at this point if I want to survive, am stuck in easy mode and am afraid humans are literally going to shut the game down for good.

  • @epicsheep9004
    @epicsheep9004 2 года назад +22

    Despite being mainly consisting of assholes, humans know how to be a very chill playerbase

    • @Bigzthegreat
      @Bigzthegreat Год назад +2

      yeah the human playerbase are pretty salty, i've been trying to play a couple bear builds and had to kill a human, then my game ended after one with an OP weapon shot me.

    • @ygotsvlog3762
      @ygotsvlog3762 Год назад

      @@Bigzthegreat i also tried that but i got locked up also how do you play a bear build?

    • @Echo_Recon_01
      @Echo_Recon_01 8 месяцев назад

      Water based builds: come try to test us Hairless primates.
      Humans:Unleash contamination skills

  • @decentish8546
    @decentish8546 2 года назад +11

    Humans are so op that they’ve had to start large scale fights with each other just for an interesting matchup.

  • @lillyie
    @lillyie 4 года назад +426

    Humans are so overpowered they got bored and TK'd each other

    • @IamnotfromUSA
      @IamnotfromUSA 4 года назад +13

      For 10k years I think

    • @gilbertplays
      @gilbertplays 4 года назад +28

      @@IamnotfromUSA We TK'd other human species to extinction.

    • @JR-fp9rm
      @JR-fp9rm 4 года назад +16

      Lunatic Lunala it’s too bad people don’t get kicked for team killing

    • @prodfife
      @prodfife 4 года назад +16

      the only true counter to a human is another human

    • @iemgei7309
      @iemgei7309 3 года назад

      They even started there own special event around update 19.14-19.17 called ww1 and it happened twice

  • @calebj1442
    @calebj1442 4 года назад +1537

    I’ve only ever heard human players try to say the human build isn’t OP

    • @kevgmei
      @kevgmei 4 года назад +250

      True, but I've only heard that from clumsy players who have a hard time figuring out how the build works.

    • @Keithustus
      @Keithustus 3 года назад +117

      Especially the human mains that didn’t choose melanin.

    • @GY-bd9bo
      @GY-bd9bo 3 года назад +64

      @@Keithustus even among those who did, honestly. It's a stupid trend in the human community

    • @yeng1855
      @yeng1855 3 года назад +116

      It is a debuff that grows over time called, "Low Self-esteem."

    • @smallone2351
      @smallone2351 3 года назад +87

      Don't be too hard on them, they're probably new players that accidentally picked high skilled class. They would be better playing beginner friendly classes like monkey or something.

  • @zsan157
    @zsan157 22 дня назад

    “Today we’ll talk about the build that changed the world” followed by the slow pan to the human cave painting gives me chills every time

  • @lemone630
    @lemone630 Год назад +6

    4:57
    You know your build's good when not even a Hippo main is stupid enough to rush you

  • @JukesMcGee
    @JukesMcGee 6 лет назад +1806

    EA and Ajit Pai holy fuck I lost it. I love this channel.

    • @resqcreeper2
      @resqcreeper2 6 лет назад +12

      Yeah I didn't see that the first time I watched it but when I saw it I lost it too

    • @Cthorlhu
      @Cthorlhu 6 лет назад

      Was just about to comment on that as well but ya beat me to it

    • @yay842
      @yay842 6 лет назад +22

      Time stamp?

    • @Devine3190
      @Devine3190 6 лет назад

      Omg just saw this lmfaoo.

    • @abyssstrider2547
      @abyssstrider2547 6 лет назад

      I would of liked, but I think it should stay at 666

  • @matthewmammothswine4395
    @matthewmammothswine4395 3 года назад +7290

    I used to be sad when hearing about animals going extinct. Now I realize they were just low tier trash and quitters that didn't take the simple advice of getting good scrub.

    • @axles6242
      @axles6242 3 года назад +434

      Ikr smh animals are so so trash compare to humans

    • @italucenaz
      @italucenaz 3 года назад +500

      This is only true to animals that went extinct naturally, humans going to a place, killing all members of a species and going back to their homes far from there is just using hack to destroy other players fun for absolutelly no reason

    • @dexodon3304
      @dexodon3304 3 года назад +407

      @@italucenaz They chose to level up the wrong stats. It’s kinda their fault

    • @av-jb5hm
      @av-jb5hm 3 года назад +191

      @@dexodon3304 Nothing can kill humans, unless they are close and the humans don't have any item in their inventory or hotbar. When humans appeared, they dominated the meta. Now with all the advanced technology, nothing stands a chance against humans. The animals aren't to blame, we are simply too smart and strong.

    • @hoodiexslime4580
      @hoodiexslime4580 3 года назад +65

      tbh im kinda sad that the cheetah build is gonna go its so fun its my main build

  • @sixoffcenter80
    @sixoffcenter80 2 года назад +20

    Would love to see a carnivores plant tier list

    • @JacobAwsum
      @JacobAwsum 8 месяцев назад

      Aren't plants NPCs?

  • @hylobateslar4151
    @hylobateslar4151 2 года назад +8

    Tierzoo should make a followup video going more indepth IMO. Ignoring the lesser apes is such an oversight.

  • @BoldPossum
    @BoldPossum 4 года назад +699

    "Humans are not OP" says while pressing buttons that create flashing lights and adjusting the temperature of their rooms and food to fit their needs, hmmm

    • @rico8970
      @rico8970 3 года назад +7

      Ong😂😂

    • @robertdevito5001
      @robertdevito5001 3 года назад +53

      Bold Possum on a server that humans created (the internet) and only humans can access.

    • @EmbeddedWithin
      @EmbeddedWithin 3 года назад +4

      Copied.

    • @BeczaBot
      @BeczaBot 3 года назад +4

      I’m pretty sure a trained chimp can surf the web.

    • @yoshi9358
      @yoshi9358 3 года назад +23

      People are mostly talking about base stats when they say that. But even in base stats humans are just insane. Basically the dinosaurs of the Quaternary period

  • @enderman_of_d00m24
    @enderman_of_d00m24 6 лет назад +1625

    WARNING!: Humans are trying to find ways to make the Dinorsaur builds viable again! DEVES! Do something about this!

    • @Knyex
      @Knyex 6 лет назад +266

      Humans are trying to make their own Mars server where they'd have literally zero concurrence. How they haven't been nerfed into the ground is beyond me.

    • @boskonikolic8961
      @boskonikolic8961 6 лет назад +91

      Enderman_of_D00M We're so op that we're starting to act like the devs of the game and bringing metas back to life, but also destroying them.

    • @enbyjedi
      @enbyjedi 6 лет назад +88

      It appears the devs have been rolling out a new "climate change" update patch. While it seems to nerfing mostly amphibian, fish and other player classes, I think the intention might be to ultimately nerf the human player class.

    • @nmheath03
      @nmheath03 6 лет назад +21

      But the reptiles would get a huge buff from it,so wouldn't it lead to a similar situation as the dinosaur builds?

    • @enbyjedi
      @enbyjedi 6 лет назад +38

      nmheath03 I don't think the devs are paying attention to the consequences of the update, or else they would roll it back. The bug report is ridiculously full of issues.

  • @glidershower
    @glidershower 2 года назад +8

    The human stamina perk reminds me of my philosophy when it comes to swimming: _focus more on lasting doing it than on doing it faster._ Any aquatic animal already has us beat by an incredible margin when it comes to it, so there's no point in trying to be faster, if there's an aqua predator coming for you, it's pretty much over. On the other hand, being able to swim for a long time can mean the difference between death or survival if you ever have the misfortune of being stuck in the middle of a large body of water. Being able to swim 30 laps in an olympic pool is more useful than being able to do 5 at a higher speed but having to catch your breath for a long time.
    _Human stamina/endurance and intelligence are what makes our class so hilariously broken._

    • @projekttaku1
      @projekttaku1 Год назад +1

      its why you should never try to be as strong as a gorilla or as fast as a cheetah.
      A average gorilla can lift 2 tons, 4x the amount the strongest (strength wise) human can, and they can lift 10x their body weight anyways, and cheetah's are like 3x faster than the fastest human player.
      But cheetah's simply use speed in bursts, meanwhile humans will drag out a run.

    • @ditokhutsishvili2106
      @ditokhutsishvili2106 7 месяцев назад

      are you dumb, gorilla can’t lift 2 tons and are 5 times stronger than human not much stronger

  • @rmanS2C
    @rmanS2C Год назад

    Man I love this channel. I randomly found it today and I’m so pleased at the RuneScape theme it uses

  • @dickcheese3821
    @dickcheese3821 Год назад +40

    I wonder how the devs reacted when they started trying to rewch space

    • @dickcheese3821
      @dickcheese3821 Год назад

      Wonder how big that update was

    • @user-rp6cv9vh1t
      @user-rp6cv9vh1t Год назад +2

      Last time human try to reach sky(space) by building high tower the devs destroy em bcs of how they try to fight/oppose devs. So i think as long as human reach space with no intention/action to oppose devs they r gonna be ok.

    • @thanus6636
      @thanus6636 Год назад

      It’s the reason that the other planets and moons are so desolate. They’re unfinished DLC that humans got access to early.

  • @robertdevito5001
    @robertdevito5001 3 года назад +222

    “Humans aren’t that OP” they say on a server that is not only exclusively accessible to humans but the server was invented by humans. Other servers such as outer space and the moon are accessible to humans, but the internet server was actually invented by the human faction.

    • @totmgsrockxd9900
      @totmgsrockxd9900 3 года назад +5

      Lmao exactly

    • @kaical8273
      @kaical8273 3 года назад +6

      Mans was mad dumb

    • @treysabre2943
      @treysabre2943 2 года назад +11

      To say humans aren’t OP is to admit that you’re an average primate main.

  • @Roboardo
    @Roboardo 6 лет назад +2280

    I mained human since the beginning because it was obvious just how broken this class was, but the latest breakthrough in the Science tree has increased human tool building skills even more, and this is getting so much out of hand that players have managed to leave all the active game servers and visit other empty servers such as Outer Space and the Moon.
    God I love this class.

    • @VimyGlide
      @VimyGlide 6 лет назад +190

      when it's not being blatantly overpowered, it's being utterly ridiculous
      laughs all around

    • @davidtrujillo1689
      @davidtrujillo1689 6 лет назад +227

      Dude, humans are so op that they can act as developers to certain extent, whith the hability "genethic science" and the ithem known as "nukes".

    • @incompetencelogistics8924
      @incompetencelogistics8924 6 лет назад +148

      Oh boy, here we go. Here's a brief history of the humans' shenanigans.
      It took a really long time for them to reach this point. Everything changed, after thousands of painful years of tinkering. The farming skill was the kicker that set everything into motion. Once they did that, they could stop scavenging, and settle down and conserve energy. While this was great, this also meant they had to defend more aggressively. Other fast, strong or stealth builds could simply wander in and take their full. In the tier list, you saw the other primates stealing food from the human stockpiles. Using the intelligence stat to their greatest extent, they've devised artificial barriers now known commonly as the "Wall" or "Moat" items.
      Humans tended to live near each other for ease of resource transfer. This also led to "research," a free top-level skill only acquirable with a relatively high intelligence stat, and with a "society" trait evolved. Having "Language" evolved speeds up the research tasks by a factor of 100. With research, they devised a whole new class of weapons, the "Ranged Weapons." Currently, the only things available for everyone to boost your damage stat was evolving it, or if you didn't want to spend EP, find particularly sharp objects. This meant that humans were able to increase their damage stat to half the max. Furthering the research trees allowed them to trap other species, such as the horse, cow, and chickens, while befriending others, such as cats and dogs. Humans have now been able to delve deeply into the games coding to find stats and strats. Here we are today, where every human player needs only to work for 20 years to max his stats on the easy servers.

    • @idkwhatimdoing4801
      @idkwhatimdoing4801 6 лет назад +90

      They even created their own micro verses, and are starting to tinker with ai, which could possibly make them the developers. Theyre so op that the only thing thats a threat is other humans. But imo i think they should nerf the "media" tool, its too OP and gives advantages to certain players so they stay more OP than the rest.

    • @dard1515
      @dard1515 6 лет назад +83

      Humans are so OP that entirely different playable classes are becoming nonexistent.

  • @felixdogan6776
    @felixdogan6776 Год назад +1

    The beginning still gets me so hyped after years man I love your work

  • @zachaustin5225
    @zachaustin5225 2 года назад +2

    I love this list because of the fact that it actually spends part of the runtime of the video focusing on humans. They are mentioned a lot in almost every other video but I think it would be super cool to see a deeply comprehensive video on their evolution and rise to power in the meta. Speaking as an Osprey player myself, I know that non-human players could benefit from a video done specifically on them. I would also bet many human monies on the idea that humans would find a video on themselves extremely entertaining as your video style is top tier!

  • @barleysixseventwo6665
    @barleysixseventwo6665 6 лет назад +506

    Humans are so OP they score instant kills completely on accident and never claim the loot because it's not valuable enough to even justify stopping their mounts. Good for Scavanger players, though.

    • @angeluriel2725
      @angeluriel2725 6 лет назад +69

      I can't stop laughing at the "completely on accident" part 😂😂😂

    • @GotPotatoes24
      @GotPotatoes24 6 лет назад +36

      Tbf it's mostly our mounts that do that, not we ourselves. Although we did craft those very mounts, so.

    • @ChunkeM0nkey
      @ChunkeM0nkey 6 лет назад +11

      Barley Sixseventwo I think you just described a hit and run 😧

    • @gia257
      @gia257 6 лет назад +4

      he described a hit and run 😧

    • @barleysixseventwo6665
      @barleysixseventwo6665 6 лет назад +54

      Actually I was describing roadkill.

  • @supershovel3953
    @supershovel3953 6 лет назад +959

    I love that the lowest intelligence was EA
    😂

    • @htoodoh5770
      @htoodoh5770 6 лет назад +8

      Lol I love this comment section.

    • @arbiterskiss6692
      @arbiterskiss6692 6 лет назад +25

      They hard to work to earn that.

    • @beatzbydrkre8476
      @beatzbydrkre8476 6 лет назад +52

      Greed ability cost intelligence, remember? xD

    • @a.square8658
      @a.square8658 6 лет назад +15

      That's a very nice internet speed you have there. Be a shame if anything were to happen to it.

    • @kyrabook9556
      @kyrabook9556 6 лет назад +2

      they hurt me. They really did. They bought Mass Effect and they finally f-ed up big enough to kill it.

  • @QuasarKen009
    @QuasarKen009 2 года назад +6

    This made me proud and grateful to have chosen the human as my main build.

  • @tobidavis8613
    @tobidavis8613 Год назад

    I find myself coming back to your channel from time to time. You are the youtube goat.

  • @Alistocrat
    @Alistocrat 6 лет назад +546

    Halfway through watching this I genuinely wished for a split second that I could play as a human in the Earth video game, and remembered that I literally am.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 6 лет назад +46

      I keep having to remind myself that the "metagame" they keep talking about is Reality, especially when I get the urge to find the game online...

    • @jeef9299
      @jeef9299 6 лет назад +2

      Dargonhuman
      Same

    • @vakusdrake3224
      @vakusdrake3224 6 лет назад +22

      You could always go do some hunting to remind yourself how OP your build is but this is often seen as griefing the weaker builds.

    • @AlkisGD
      @AlkisGD 6 лет назад +13

      @Vakus - Can confirm. Some 20 years ago I was fooling around with an airgun and pointy pellets, doing some target practice at a friend's farm. We'd been practicing on targets dozens of meters away for weeks, when we had the bright idea to try and hit a bird. I never _actually_ believed it'd work, but it only took about three tries from 30-50 meters away. Lucky head shot, maybe. The bird never heard a thing, saw a thing, or even realized it was being hunted.
      We put the bird in the freezer and asked my friend's mom to cook it, but she didn't, so we ended up burying it-we even held a small ceremony in its memory.
      I've never killed anything myself since then, but I'm well aware where the meat in my souvlaki comes from.

    • @Dover939
      @Dover939 6 лет назад

      what

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +9763

    Just a friendly reminder to everyone not to take the extra chromosome perk. Sure it gives you a few perks like additional compassion from others but it limits your entire playthrough.

    • @FRD357
      @FRD357 6 лет назад +869

      Justin Young It decreases your skill point gain and lowers your max level

    • @redpier124
      @redpier124 6 лет назад +349

      How are you on every video *ever* . How. Just HOW?

    • @JustinY.
      @JustinY. 6 лет назад +531

      y not

    • @kthemaster1999
      @kthemaster1999 6 лет назад +366

      It increases the amount of pity you can gain not compassion.

    • @JustinY.
      @JustinY. 6 лет назад +454

      It's a perk: Pity - Gain additional compassion from others. I didn't see it on the skill tree, sorry

  • @o5-1-formerlycalvinlucien60
    @o5-1-formerlycalvinlucien60 10 месяцев назад +1

    Can't believe that Outside is this popular. It has quintillions of players, all with such a variety of play styles and metas for different builds.

  • @chris26462
    @chris26462 2 года назад +3

    Genius intro, never thought the avatar intro would blend in so well.

  • @stardustboy_
    @stardustboy_ 3 года назад +1520

    Humans are built so different, they're trying to colonize in a whole other Map; Mars.

    • @darkbrandon206
      @darkbrandon206 3 года назад +139

      yeah they are building massive artificial servers called spaceships to get through the space load zone

    • @usafriptide1719
      @usafriptide1719 3 года назад +76

      I wonder how the devs would react to humans reaching a whole new global server, specifically one capable of sustaining their existance? Would they even stop there or would they craft items that would allow the creation of new players on any server, even on seemingly desolate global servers? That would be interesting to see.

    • @Messerschmidt_Me-262
      @Messerschmidt_Me-262 3 года назад +36

      Humans are bored of their current server

    • @TheOneGaming0
      @TheOneGaming0 3 года назад +2

      Nice profile picture

    • @SK-qn1lr
      @SK-qn1lr 3 года назад +4

      you mean whole other game

  • @ryandirenzo6098
    @ryandirenzo6098 6 лет назад +433

    Nice shade about Ajit Pai lol

  • @anthonybrock846
    @anthonybrock846 2 года назад +3

    The humble thank you for reaching 250k subs knowing he now has over 3 million made me smile. I love this channel and so glad to see it succeed!

  • @samstits8982
    @samstits8982 Месяц назад +1

    I love that this whole channel is a metaphor

  • @miguelarturo8500
    @miguelarturo8500 4 года назад +474

    Black mamba: I have a powerful venom.
    Human: *Throws Novichok nerve gas*

  • @lepton_01
    @lepton_01 4 года назад +654

    "In Madagascar there are no simians"
    *laughs in Homo Sapiens Sapiens*

    • @aetu35
      @aetu35 3 года назад +39

      Human mains sympathize with the prosimians so they can co-exist

    • @plusxz821
      @plusxz821 3 года назад +12

      @@aetu35 Bruh,there are leaks of them getting banned

    • @poimedhanzel2103
      @poimedhanzel2103 3 года назад +10

      Bro why do the devs call us HOMO

    • @sarahmellinger8125
      @sarahmellinger8125 3 года назад +24

      To call you gay for choosing a overpowered build

    • @tomjackal5708
      @tomjackal5708 3 года назад +7

      good thing i _am_ gay
      god girls are so pretty

  • @mrbigfoot3991
    @mrbigfoot3991 2 года назад

    I’ve watched a bunch of your vids, this intro alone made me sub, this is quite possibly the best intro to a vid I’ve seen 😂

  • @Craven_Moorehead
    @Craven_Moorehead 2 года назад +3

    The human guild is quite dedicated and even organise their own community events, apparently they plan on taking one of the low res maps from out of draw distance and adding it to the game.

  • @cic1470
    @cic1470 3 года назад +482

    Seeing EA below crab in intelligence had me dead

  • @Grandflea02
    @Grandflea02 3 года назад +3213

    Human mains: Humans aren't that OP. Other builds are waaaaay better.
    Literally every other build in the game: *You have no idea what you're talking about.*

    • @Coolhalo
      @Coolhalo 2 года назад +28

      Zootycoon sub specialist broken tbh

    • @noox13
      @noox13 2 года назад +255

      This exactly what some ppl say when they main broken shit in games. XD

    • @qwert314oderwat
      @qwert314oderwat 2 года назад +14

      Talking about long time success of the guild or number of players humen are easily outclassed by ants for example.

    • @smallone2351
      @smallone2351 2 года назад +113

      ​@@qwert314oderwat But that's just one aspect tho. Overall, human is the best species in the game.

    • @klbzplb
      @klbzplb 2 года назад +24

      Im not a human main. I chose the human build to test it and see if i like it. I didnt.

  • @r200ti
    @r200ti 2 года назад +2

    These are really entertaining to watch, but that 2 mins on human strengths beyond there intelligence was amazing - i had no idea they were strong in those areas!

  • @andrewgalati3406
    @andrewgalati3406 2 года назад

    The cold open for this video is low key epic, the slow pan over the cave painting is dramatic af.

  • @geniusaccidental3805
    @geniusaccidental3805 4 года назад +1365

    TierZoo: Humans sweat so they don't need to pant
    Me, a human main: still pants after running for 2 mins

    • @kamarulariff9604
      @kamarulariff9604 4 года назад +9

      @3rd Way yup

    • @AllonKirtchik
      @AllonKirtchik 4 года назад +55

      Also, you sweat less without pants

    • @somberflight
      @somberflight 4 года назад +60

      Maybe if you weren't such a fatass you wouldn't be like that.

    • @MrJonathon08
      @MrJonathon08 4 года назад +42

      Think about it tho, those two abilities stack!

    • @coolbean2506
      @coolbean2506 4 года назад +140

      @@somberflight oh sweet, you unlocked the "being a jackass" ability!

  • @MarcoRosales
    @MarcoRosales 6 лет назад +1986

    “EA” and “Ajit Pai” at the bottom 😂😂😂

    • @richardscerra3555
      @richardscerra3555 5 лет назад +57

      Marco Rosales I saw that and lost my shit

    • @TheCyborgMC
      @TheCyborgMC 5 лет назад +15

      Yeah, I woke up the neighborhood laughing at that one...

    • @jek_si2251
      @jek_si2251 5 лет назад +34

      "The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment"

    • @keanunmoskaluk3518
      @keanunmoskaluk3518 5 лет назад +2

      Jek_si by paying to use the internet

    • @stanggt5090
      @stanggt5090 5 лет назад +4

      Lol yeah he killed the internet... wait.

  • @slashmonster0528
    @slashmonster0528 Год назад +4

    6:42 Chimpanzees have recently started griefing parties of gorillas and show much more exceptional tool usage so I would probably put them in S tier or keep them top of A only because of their issues with inter player interaction being quite toxic.

  • @crwansaunt6441
    @crwansaunt6441 2 года назад +7

    lets not forget humans have also created something called gyms that allow them to increase all of their other stats
    They also possess cooperation and a hierarchy unmatched only rivalled by the Ants and Bees

  • @JohnnyJoez
    @JohnnyJoez 3 года назад +1581

    While i love the human intelligence gameplay, i must say it comes with its throwbacks, such as existential crisis, and it relies heavily on other players to use the Teaching skill.

    • @slimeblock5519
      @slimeblock5519 3 года назад +111

      The fact that we teach is not our throwback, its the essential tool for the human playerbase, without it humans would not have gotten so far because the person who thought of using bronze, would die an technology wouldnt stay or spread

    • @jsgamerpro2359
      @jsgamerpro2359 3 года назад +49

      @@slimeblock5519 yea thats is not a debuff is a great skill to pass complex information to new generations not only the basics instincts that animals have.

    • @someone4533
      @someone4533 3 года назад +47

      There are 3 types of homosapien. Averege , deformed, and Karen. The average have the same stats as any other averege. Deformed can have different stats than the averege. And the Karen build is the most weakest of homosapien. They have lower intelligence than a jellyfish and have the lowest chance of survival. That vegan teacher for example. She gets alot of hate so if we live in the wild she would most likely get rejected by the other clans. She also weakens her support class by forcing her dog to be vegan.

    • @AeonAxisProductions
      @AeonAxisProductions 3 года назад +44

      Teaching is our most hax ability, cumulitive knowledge makes progress 10000x faster than just waiting for evolution to take its course

    • @jamesdinius7769
      @jamesdinius7769 3 года назад +13

      Education is crucial to human game play, and it's what got us this far. Other intelligence builds can rely on parental teaching and intuition to get by but human techniques are so varied and advanced at this point there is no way to learn enough solo in a single lifetime.

  • @Delta-wv3uo
    @Delta-wv3uo 4 года назад +432

    5:48 “Perks include opposable thumbs and tool use.”
    UsES sAw SiDeWAyS

    • @JdSpoof
      @JdSpoof 4 года назад +5

      Lmao

    • @memesnahgee5259
      @memesnahgee5259 4 года назад +45

      Delta he’s redefining the meta bruh

    • @jimmyredd
      @jimmyredd 4 года назад +45

      I'm sure there are many humans you could hand it to that would use it less effectively.

    • @morenotak927
      @morenotak927 4 года назад +12

      He is trying his best

  • @skoldo
    @skoldo 9 месяцев назад +1

    I just wanna say that this is one of the smartest and interesting way to explain science. Congratulations and thank you very much for your much needed work ❤

  • @lihapaaryna1325
    @lihapaaryna1325 6 месяцев назад

    Man the Avatar intro made me so happy. Awesome video!

  • @nick3xtremegaming212
    @nick3xtremegaming212 4 года назад +914

    you forgot to mention the fact that the human class is so intelligent they can artificially give new skills/abilities to other species. like making bacteria that eats plastic, or making coral more heat resistant, i hope the devs don't nerf this ability since its very beneficial to the player base. we get free evolution traits and don't have to spent evolution points

    • @1toncheese
      @1toncheese 4 года назад +69

      Some of our most skilled data miners are also close to cracking ability transference for the Human class and if it werent for the fact they are bros most of the Humans in the game would have been pranked with a bioluminescence affliction by now.

    • @loganbennett2488
      @loganbennett2488 4 года назад +37

      This is all well and good, unless they buff a class that directly competes with your own. The devs have been working on balancing literally since the game released, and now humans think they can take balancing into their own hands?

    • @pikster2155
      @pikster2155 4 года назад +8

      @@loganbennett2488 who really competes with humans, squirrels

    • @vaiyt
      @vaiyt 4 года назад +4

      They're using an Arbitrary Code Execution glitch to hack the game in real time

    • @bolt1437
      @bolt1437 4 года назад +14

      sorry bacteria main but im gonna go get my anti-bacterial spray tool.

  • @crocketlawnchair259
    @crocketlawnchair259 6 лет назад +203

    Too bad us human mains have the "Existential Dread" debuff. At least we can use meme items for a temporary heal.

    • @jjrulez1596
      @jjrulez1596 6 лет назад +1

      Yup.

    • @gazerbeyond6371
      @gazerbeyond6371 6 лет назад +26

      It is necessary to unlock the "A Purpose in Life" quest tho. The most important one in my opinion.

    • @somethingandapie
      @somethingandapie 6 лет назад +23

      I've heard some human players sacrifice points in intelligence to minimize the effect of this debuff.

    • @crocketlawnchair259
      @crocketlawnchair259 6 лет назад +2

      Han Silly sounds like a bad idea to me. I guess others could use that to lessen their debuffs.

    • @jjrulez1596
      @jjrulez1596 6 лет назад

      Han Silly this is true.

  • @InstapotMarkling-bw5pu
    @InstapotMarkling-bw5pu 7 месяцев назад +2

    The Intro was glorious

  • @zethroth0077
    @zethroth0077 2 года назад +2

    I like to believe Florida man has reduced Intelligence stat, but gains an extra ability called psychotic. It’s a stat debuff that allows them for a show period of time to not take damage and do very unnatural things.

  • @Destroianus
    @Destroianus 6 лет назад +283

    When u grindin for that 10 min mark

    • @garrilrumampuk1811
      @garrilrumampuk1811 6 лет назад +31

      Henrik Van den Berghe a mans gotta eat

    • @wcskeleton1388
      @wcskeleton1388 6 лет назад +10

      It’s a good and entertaining video so I don’t mind

    • @mariemcconkey8634
      @mariemcconkey8634 6 лет назад +3

      Henrik Van den Berghe in this case, don't care. I even disabled my adblock for his vids

  • @DanglerSpangler
    @DanglerSpangler 6 лет назад +380

    The discovery Channel should be paying you.

    • @maximaldinotrap
      @maximaldinotrap 6 лет назад +9

      D-6, their intelligence would fall in line with EA for being mainstream reality show sellouts.

  • @Goldenboy-pe2ci
    @Goldenboy-pe2ci 2 года назад +4

    Smh, everyone forgets Bigfoot mains. I’m starting to think I’m the only one!

    • @bananakrusher811
      @bananakrusher811 10 месяцев назад

      Definetly f tier, they mostly extinct

  • @cyrilio
    @cyrilio Год назад

    Your channel now has over 3 million subscribers. Well deserved man.

  • @joefosh
    @joefosh 4 года назад +707

    Lion: my roar scares everyone so much i don't even need my power
    Human: *fires a gun in the air*

    • @joefosh
      @joefosh 3 года назад +1

      @@aaa-mu9ud good for you buddy

    • @yourdad7682
      @yourdad7682 3 года назад +1

      @@joefosh okkk

    • @yinposter
      @yinposter 3 года назад

      Lion:Oh now I know why

    • @alnu8355
      @alnu8355 3 года назад +12

      Animals run around showing off their Strength and Speed.
      Everyother Animal: Ha! Why would anyone play these weak hairless apes!
      Humans unlock "Create Fire".
      Every other animal: Wat?

    • @Saurabh_Tewari007
      @Saurabh_Tewari007 3 года назад +3

      Humans: pets lion and give them belly rub

  • @BartyTheParty
    @BartyTheParty Год назад +1

    🤣 The Avatar opening slayed me, dude! I thought that was what I was hearing at first, and what he was saying sort of lined up with it, but I wasn't entirely sure until the end.😅 Shutting up and watching the vid now.

  • @Coolgiy67
    @Coolgiy67 Год назад +55

    “Humans aren’t op - a post on a Reddit” hes literally communicating with other humans from millions of miles away 😂

    • @zeMasterRuseman
      @zeMasterRuseman Год назад +3

      >millions of miles
      You talking to Martians and shit

    • @upisntdownsilly
      @upisntdownsilly 6 месяцев назад +1

      im confused, do you not know what a million is or what a mile is?

  • @Applesmaush
    @Applesmaush 6 лет назад +457

    First off, thank you for this channel because it's pretty damn brilliant.
    Second, I was hoping you could do a video on some of the odd-ball builds currently in the meta. You know, you echidnas, platypuses, deep sea creepy fishy things... basically builds that seem to have spec'ed into completely random skills/traits that make them hard to place let alone group with other builds.

    • @wolflypackucus1543
      @wolflypackucus1543 6 лет назад +6

      Cool idea

    • @jaelee1005
      @jaelee1005 6 лет назад +7

      Yah I second the platypus video
      What even are they

    • @DR-54
      @DR-54 6 лет назад +3

      I'd say that platypuses are easily in a B tier if not A but not S probably because the *humans* seem to have heavy protection on them with the poaching quests not usually aimed at them I can see them becoming pretty high tier especially with the egg laying ability so they have to care less for food on their baby until it is born the platypus has a unique ability in which it is able to lactate milk from special glands connected to skin pores which seep out the milk. The biggest downside has to be that they have to spend most of there time underwater and don't live in packs making baby caring possibly harder. I think TierZoo could make it better and more in depth about the echidnas and platypuses has these are the only ones I could think of.

    • @yhwhachkg7030
      @yhwhachkg7030 6 лет назад +2

      I third this idea! We need an Obscure/Strange Build Meta Analysis!

    • @linkn5509
      @linkn5509 6 лет назад

      Cori Roberts maybe if he did a mini-series on all fish currently in the meta (aka deep sea, North Sea, etc)

  • @outofideas4824
    @outofideas4824 6 лет назад +146

    That avatar-style intro was awesome

  • @stupidkaijucrazy5548
    @stupidkaijucrazy5548 Год назад +1

    The intro is better than any movie

  • @bird8847
    @bird8847 Месяц назад +1

    humans have advanced so much that we can describe life as a video game while sitting inside, waiting for our meals to be delivered to us (if you're in quarantine)

  • @joshmartin7725
    @joshmartin7725 5 лет назад +797

    This guy is better than the discovery channel

    • @tomjones80
      @tomjones80 5 лет назад +7

      ….and floors are better than rags….

    • @wavestrider2160
      @wavestrider2160 5 лет назад +15

      Dude discovery channel should hire this guy-

    • @teknik6418
      @teknik6418 5 лет назад +8

      This guy should hire Discovery channel

    • @catrinkihlborg2939
      @catrinkihlborg2939 5 лет назад

      Josh Martin yep

  • @Abdega
    @Abdega 6 лет назад +1288

    I used to think the cooldown ability “sweating” would use up too much water and wouldn’t really help humans that much, so I didn’t worry as an antelope player
    *NOPE!*
    Those gangly beanpole simians just kept waddling after me and PK-ing me!
    I’d run off at like 55 miles an hour thinking I lost them and then they’d come 10 minutes later still at it
    I got PK-d so many times I lost all my respawn points and had to come back as a grasshopper
    *fml*

    • @willow9571
      @willow9571 6 лет назад +156

      I know right ? I was playing the buffalo class and I thought I would be okay with my high defence and HP as well as the herd Perk but I was wrong those dam human players just created this new item called "gun" and almost wiped out the entire buffalo clan . I really do think we need a new nerf patch for these humans because they are clearly way too OP atm . But I did hear a rumor about there being fallout patch that would nerf the human into the ground as well as adding the "mutant" Perk to allot of the other classes .

    • @NoctuaOW
      @NoctuaOW 6 лет назад +51

      Willow ya but I hear the newest patch is going to be an in game sequence caused by an NPC. Apparently this character Donald Trump and another called Vladimir Putin are going to blow them back into the stone age. I really hope it works because it's hard out here as a Crow main. I was even thinking of maining something else like an Owl or Shark. My last resort would be a gorrila because I refuse to be a filthy human main.

    • @willow9571
      @willow9571 6 лет назад +7

      Yeah I do hope as well that the next patch will really nerf the human players .

    • @sadfern0
      @sadfern0 6 лет назад +48

      Dude, Humans have amazing persistence builds. Don't try to outrun them, try to outflank them. Even base Humans get the best stamina regen and stamina builds, the Humans were literally designed for persistence and endurance.

    • @JA-nv4zb
      @JA-nv4zb 6 лет назад +36

      Ben McClure
      No, humans were designed for creating custom perks, however human players in the beginning were still terrible at the game, the players that joined after it learned from each other with a new communication called language. It gave them versitility in communication as it would allow them to name literally everything and share literally everything. This allowed for builds that were unnatural. Builds that made the environment adapt to them, not them adapt to the environment. This was completely unheard of in earlier patches, and only few classes used that. Humans perfected that art, because they saw the potential in maxing out the 'creation' skill. Other players didn't see the potential that time because they didn't max out intelligence which didn't allow them to get creation, or it was too much of a hassle. But, the creation skill is exponentially more effective, it just has a slow start

  • @Dr_Blockhead
    @Dr_Blockhead Год назад +1

    The intro was beautiful

  • @TheBluePhoenix008
    @TheBluePhoenix008 2 года назад +3

    The Avatar intro gets a 10/10

  • @adrianpaul1985
    @adrianpaul1985 3 года назад +2230

    meanwhile in the ape community
    tierzoo gorilla: Gorilla is the strongest species

  • @steamonkey9927
    @steamonkey9927 6 лет назад +1258

    Every single video everything gets way higher quality

  • @michaelfoulds9782
    @michaelfoulds9782 Год назад

    That intro man, chills. Well done

  • @gwenfairholm8080
    @gwenfairholm8080 4 месяца назад

    The cooking feat is really what unlocked the human's high tier intellegence skill. Xp gained from defeated enemies has to be spent on the digestion ability before it can be used to level up. But cooking acts as a partial pre-digestion, lowering the xp cost to activate digestion, which means more xp can be used to level up, which human mains then put into intellegence, which let them get even better loot from enemies, starting a feedback loop until humans almost effortlessly became the dominant build in the game