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  • Опубликовано: 24 авг 2024
  • A video about my opinions on super hero powers and how I would rank them
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    Super Powers tier list Transcript:
    Ever wondered which super power is the most useful and how they compare based on my own arbitrary opinions? Well luckily for you today we are going to ranking different super powers and putting them into a tierlist. Our tierlist has 5 tiers ranging cursed powers which are powers that as the name implies are cursed for whatever reason, Lame powers which are super powers which I think suck for a variety of different reasons, Nuetral powers which are powers that either don’t really make much of a difference or are kinda useless. Good powers which are powers that are useful and would be cool to have and Super super powers which are for the S tier powers that give you immense power or control. Starting off with two of my ex favourite super powers, lets get these out the way to begin with, both invisibility and freezing time have been ruined for me forever and its because of you perverts, you know who you are. You make me sick, if I ask someone if they could have a superpower what would it be and they tell me they want to freeze time, im performing a citizens arrest and having your hard drives scraped. If I had the ability to freeze time I would use it to cheat on exams or rob a bank or walk on water or something if you freaky freaks had the ability to freeze time it would get rated R expeditiously. Same for invisibility one guy who supposedly actually had invisibility was Faust from the German folktale and he used it to slap the pope and beat friars , see if you wanted to supervillain max and you had invisibility that’s what normal people would do, you guys would just go into the girls toilets and be creepmaxxing if you had invisibility, and for these reasons that’s why im going to put them both in the Cursed powers tier. Now that that’s out of the way lets get into one of the Super super powers and yes its going to be time travel. The possibilities are literally endless but If I had time travel the first thing im doing is going back to September 10th 2001, heheheheh and I think you know where this is going, im going to be at the ground floor of the world trade centres warning everyone, with maximum fervour telling them all that tomorrow at 8am there will be a pizza party on the top floor of the north tower. Ill be handing out flyers, coupons hell even tshirts about the pizza party. Now of course that’s not all im going to do ill also be going back to arrest the hijackers before they even get on the planes so there will actually be a pizza party and by the time we get back to the present day, September 11th will just be another normal day. In fact lets check the news and see whats on, (REPORTER):“Welcome to the news news station, our top story tonight, remembering the 22.7th anniversary since the day the twin towers fell for uh… absolutely no reason yes they just decided to fall in their imprint, we still have footage from the day before of a young Greek philosopher who was telling people about a pizza party on the top floor of the north tower”(ME):”oh nooooooo” (REPORTER):”his identity remains a mystery with some rumours that his name may be apathetic twig, regardless what we do know is that he is incredibly smart handsome and charming” (ME):“hey don’t forget humble” (REPORTER):” George bush not knowing what to do at the time decided to invade afghanistan because why not”. I guess is a canon event or something, regardless time travel easy super super power tier. Next we have the super powers of the fantastic four and funnily enough they are all in their own tiers. Human torch easily takes the Super super power tier, being able to control fire, turn himself into a nuclear bomb and fly is obviously insanely good, the invisisible woman gets the good tier due to the fact she has telekinesis which is easily good tier, she also has invisibility which is a bonus too, and mr fantastic gets the neutral tier because his super power is stretchiness which has its uses but theres only so much you can do with stretchy skin, he was already smart before the radiation so I wont count that as part of his super powers. Now the thing is going into the cursed powers tier because really it is the most useless super power, he literally turned into a stone, with big stone fingers that he cant really use for anything, there is literally a scene in one of the OG fantastic four movies where he tried to use a payphone but his big sausage rock fingers break the buttons and he gets mad lol, they also made him extremely ugly, as a stone he could quite literally chisel himself a jawline but yet he looks like a calcified toe. I think the worst part is that he literally cant turn it off either like the other powers are cool and they can be.

Комментарии • 676

  • @roymustxng
    @roymustxng 3 месяца назад +1042

    Ppl always want to freeze time for NSFW purposes. I always wanted it but for a different reason. Imagine your alarm going off at some ungodly hour in the morning, just for you to pause time and get an extra three hours of sleep. Tremendous.

    • @1234ideclareathumbwar_2
      @1234ideclareathumbwar_2 3 месяца назад +21

      That wouldnt even work the way you think it would

    • @roymustxng
      @roymustxng 3 месяца назад +365

      @@1234ideclareathumbwar_2 mf it’s my power. How’re you gonna tell me how it does or doesn’t work

    • @alexcrawford300
      @alexcrawford300 3 месяца назад +64

      Yeah but you would age faster, Cause time stops for others but youre still moving forward in time.

    • @1234ideclareathumbwar_2
      @1234ideclareathumbwar_2 3 месяца назад +25

      @@roymustxng If time freezes so does the atoms in your body and brain, and even if they dont then the atoms in the air would freeze making it so you cant move or breath or see

    • @pingpong607
      @pingpong607 3 месяца назад +211

      ​@@1234ideclareathumbwar_2bruh this is just another "being invisible sucks cause light needs to bounce off eyeball" type shit isn't it?
      Yeah yeah most superpowers suck and don't work when you bring real life psychics. Like super strength and speed.
      But they're *superpowers*, so I'll add as many asterisks as I need to make the powers functions. Like being able to fucking move in a time stop.

  • @kotzpenner
    @kotzpenner 3 месяца назад +787

    Controlling Luck is extremely underrated. Imagine controlling every situation, winning every encounter and save yourself from every problem. Depending on mastery you could change the way isotopes decay and stuff like this. Infinite possibilities. Imagine giving you a 20 roll and your enemies a 1 every time you want.

    • @Rpzz0
      @Rpzz0 3 месяца назад +29

      That's actually a fairly good choice

    • @satgurs
      @satgurs 3 месяца назад +66

      how is that underrated? it's legit the most powerful superpower

    • @coca-cole-a9440
      @coca-cole-a9440 3 месяца назад +30

      You could just make a living just by driving to different casinos and making bank

    • @kotzpenner
      @kotzpenner 3 месяца назад +28

      @@satgurs it's never mentioned in lists like these

    • @viscountrainbows2857
      @viscountrainbows2857 3 месяца назад +22

      At some point with that power I'd just see what the limit is, to a degree not quite like jumping off a skyscraper or something crazy like that, but literally throwing away a 20 dollar bill and seeing if I can manifest 40 somehow.

  • @lucaungureanu7936
    @lucaungureanu7936 3 месяца назад +1171

    Maybe the strongest superpower is the friends we make along the way.

  • @Nationalisthungarian
    @Nationalisthungarian 3 месяца назад +503

    Best superpower is one that the cia doesn't hunt you down over.

    • @calibvr
      @calibvr 3 месяца назад

      cia cant do anything domestically

    • @titan4257
      @titan4257 3 месяца назад +16

      What's the CIA going to do about the infinity stones?

    • @Nationalisthungarian
      @Nationalisthungarian 3 месяца назад +32

      @@titan4257 that's why it's the best superpower.

    • @uc22_swo1p
      @uc22_swo1p 2 месяца назад +10

      The best superpowers are the once’s where the cia can’t hunt you over it because they either can’t stop you.
      Or don’t find out about it. Either duo to the power intrinsically or by using it the right way.

    • @redcrown5154
      @redcrown5154 2 месяца назад

      based name

  • @marconarvaez9871
    @marconarvaez9871 3 месяца назад +245

    This is gonna sound dumb but summoning pillows is a very good power.
    Fall damage? Giant pillow.
    Crashing? Giant pillow.
    Drowning? Pïllow raft.
    Fire? Fireproof pillows (they exist).
    Getting mugged? Pillow rain.
    Getting shot? 9 pillows stop a 9mm.
    Fleeing? Summon pillows behind you to propel yourself, and a giant one in front to cushion when stopping.
    Flight? Same as before, but on your feet.
    And that's not taking into account chinese rock pillows...

    • @yaboi7239
      @yaboi7239 3 месяца назад +44

      what i got from this is that it is 1 pillow for every mm of bullet

    • @LucasImpulse
      @LucasImpulse 3 месяца назад +5

      @@yaboi7239 ATF lawmaker, is that you?

    • @dutchthenightmonkey3457
      @dutchthenightmonkey3457 2 месяца назад +17

      Literally anything is godlike with a few seconds thought, I’m glad someone is in the comments adding powers that aren’t just obviously godhood and actually have creativity behind them

    • @robotic_foot
      @robotic_foot 2 месяца назад +6

      and you can become a pillow seller

    • @kairavpatel1392
      @kairavpatel1392 2 месяца назад +1

      Well you just made it OP. I could make slapping someone really OP if I said that I can just automatically slap them five times at 200 MPH before they can react

  • @ZillaZilla024
    @ZillaZilla024 3 месяца назад +99

    1:16
    Usually not the type to do this, but I gotta defend the time freeze from the slander. I could take so much time to just sleep. Procrastination would be so much more convenient. I could take more time to think out decisions and I could make last minute test studies easy. I’d become the best Uber guy. I’d troll friends super hard. I could basically teleport anywhere. The only drawback is that idk if I age during time stop. If I age, I don’t know if I’d want it more than other powers.
    I understand your reasoning for it sucking, but it’s so useful. I’ll stop yapping now

    • @1234ideclareathumbwar_2
      @1234ideclareathumbwar_2 3 месяца назад

      freezing time also freezes atoms and literally everything including stuff in ur brain so you wouldnt be concious, be able to see, hear or do literally anything

  • @Pelipoikki
    @Pelipoikki 3 месяца назад +179

    Nuetral

  • @Brambrew
    @Brambrew 3 месяца назад +77

    Omnilingualism is extremely underrated
    Being able to speak and understand all languages has a lot of utility
    Problem is, most of the superhero genre hyperfocuses on offensive abilities and doesn't represent defensive or support abilities very well

    • @danvernier198
      @danvernier198 3 месяца назад +3

      Well, it's not as if there wasn't a super hero with that exact super power in one of the bigger comic book titles in the eighties.

    • @Blanktester685
      @Blanktester685 3 месяца назад +2

      best defense is a very strong offense

    • @henrynagel7175
      @henrynagel7175 3 месяца назад +3

      Not to mention speaking multiple languages is very good for the brain into old age, and can prevent Alzheimer’s and dementia

    • @danvernier198
      @danvernier198 3 месяца назад +2

      @@henrynagel7175 but it didn't help against Cyphers only weakness, bullets.

    • @Appropriatenamenumbervalid
      @Appropriatenamenumbervalid 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@danvernier198 thats my weakness too,what a coincidence

  • @Barack_Obamna
    @Barack_Obamna 3 месяца назад +342

    Nah fr tho I would prolly want invisibility, time-stop, or mind control 😈

    • @SiberianRifleman
      @SiberianRifleman 3 месяца назад

      Freaky Obama, next you're gonna tell me you will constantly chew gum, put it out of your mouth and put it back in.

    • @ChiefTJBallout
      @ChiefTJBallout 3 месяца назад +163

      lock this guy up

    • @Darth_Bateman
      @Darth_Bateman 3 месяца назад +45

      Lock him up.

    • @kmosh8573
      @kmosh8573 3 месяца назад +25

      chill barrack

    • @kingkayfabe5358
      @kingkayfabe5358 3 месяца назад

      Ngl If i had mind control i'd control world leaders to make myself Dictator of earth

  • @SiberianRifleman
    @SiberianRifleman 3 месяца назад +118

    I haven't finished the vid, but I'm commenting for the algorithm, thus increasing the networth of the Trolley Corporation.

  • @Darth_Bateman
    @Darth_Bateman 3 месяца назад +113

    Power over heat is EXTREMELY underrated.
    heat is nothing but atoms moving.
    You can use it to make yourself faster, make your body stronger, or to literally just burn anything you want to the ground.
    Or Freeze people in place.
    You can even create a "Domain" by altering the heat of the air.

    • @Freelix2000
      @Freelix2000 3 месяца назад +26

      Unless it is implied that you don't have precise enough control to move atoms in a meaningful way to change structures of molecules, create sound, or move whole objects, which I think is a fair assumption because none of those things would be classified as heat. Would still be a dope power though because you could instantly boil your enemies, produce your own energy, survive extreme climates by regulating your own temperature, and cook your Hot Pocket without a microwave

    • @averagegamer6831
      @averagegamer6831 3 месяца назад +5

      Coffin of the iron mountain?

    • @kotzpenner
      @kotzpenner 3 месяца назад +5

      One of these powers where the true power relies on the cleverness and creativity of the author.

    • @Darth_Bateman
      @Darth_Bateman 3 месяца назад +3

      @@averagegamer6831 I expanded the target to Burn The World itself. You were magnificent, averagegamer6831. I'll never forget you for as long as I live!

    • @henrydao7260
      @henrydao7260 3 месяца назад +2

      @@averagegamer6831 Jogoat

  • @randomdude9630
    @randomdude9630 3 месяца назад +53

    shapeshifting should be super super tier because most shapeshifters also get the powers of what they shift into so if you become a bird you also get the power of flight or if you become a fly you get a faster reaction time but now imagine shape shifting into other super heros or fictional characters you would also get their powers basically making you a god who can troll the fuck out of people

    • @viscountrainbows2857
      @viscountrainbows2857 3 месяца назад +7

      I have never watched Ben10, but this sounds like Ben10.

    • @randomdude9630
      @randomdude9630 3 месяца назад

      @@viscountrainbows2857 ben 10 is shapeshifting but your limited and you also need this weird watch that will prevent you from getting bitches

    • @Brambrew
      @Brambrew 3 месяца назад +2

      Depends on the flavor of shape shifting
      Is it animal shape shifting like Beast Boy or only human shape shifting like Mystique?

    • @youraveragerobloxkid
      @youraveragerobloxkid 2 месяца назад +2

      @@viscountrainbows2857 the omnitrix is basically shapeshifting with presets

    • @viscountrainbows2857
      @viscountrainbows2857 2 месяца назад +2

      @@youraveragerobloxkid So the only limit is, I need to download the presets, potentially live? At least in Ben10; freeform shapeshifting is certainly OP

  • @NineHundredDollarydoos
    @NineHundredDollarydoos 3 месяца назад +13

    If I had the ability to freeze time, I would take SO many naps you have no idea.

    • @Darth_Bateman
      @Darth_Bateman 7 дней назад

      @@NineHundredDollarydoos the prevailing theory is that you not only need to be conscious but require INTENSE focus to do so.
      Also, how does your time stop work?
      Do you “slip” into a space between seconds?
      Or do you “take” the entire world and stop it?

  • @binglol_2345
    @binglol_2345 3 месяца назад +27

    Imagine having infinitely able to shapeshift into anything

    • @Darth_Bateman
      @Darth_Bateman 7 дней назад

      @@binglol_2345 But how precise is your control over that?

  • @dontknow6944
    @dontknow6944 3 месяца назад +70

    I'd want the power to generate cheese sticks at my disposal

    • @viscountrainbows2857
      @viscountrainbows2857 3 месяца назад +7

      Another youtuber, Aizon has a similar video to this and one power was banana manifestation. While that does indeed sound silly, you could essentially monopolize the banana industry at a whim. I mean, come on have you SEEN what Chiquita did to make their workers stay in line for those golden dong-shaped beauties? I can have that and more, but cruelty free entirely.

  • @mrhalfsaid1389
    @mrhalfsaid1389 3 месяца назад +5

    Honestly superspeed being both cursed and super super is a great point, didn't think about the fact you could potentially perceive time far slower than birds, wasps, anything just because of how my body functions

    • @josephbolton5893
      @josephbolton5893 2 месяца назад +2

      Solid JJ has a good video about this. Its batman talking with superman and the flash about how cool super speed is, they then tell him how trash it actually is to use.

  • @b0nkss872
    @b0nkss872 3 месяца назад +16

    the way you say squirrel is so cute 😭

    • @StoicStick
      @StoicStick  3 месяца назад +6

      Isnt that how everyone says squirrel?

    • @kotzpenner
      @kotzpenner 3 месяца назад +2

      I thought he was talking about quails at first lol, and was immediately thinking about Quail Man

    • @caerdroia7530
      @caerdroia7530 3 месяца назад

      @@StoicStick No, its pronounced skwi-rul. Its two syllables not one.

    • @caerdroia7530
      @caerdroia7530 3 месяца назад +1

      @@StoicStick I have since discovered we may pronounce it differently in the UK.

  • @marco-ls9fm
    @marco-ls9fm 3 месяца назад +35

    The ant man and mistique ones had me dying laughing

  • @gappleofdiscord9752
    @gappleofdiscord9752 3 месяца назад +702

    34 seconds no views fell off

    • @BigSmoke-dp4yh
      @BigSmoke-dp4yh 3 месяца назад +116

      34 seconds no original jokes fell off

    • @gappleofdiscord9752
      @gappleofdiscord9752 3 месяца назад +35

      @@BigSmoke-dp4yh actually it was 32 minutes 🤓☝

    • @zaqdile
      @zaqdile 3 месяца назад

      ​@@gappleofdiscord9752 I hate your name and pfp jsyk 🙂

    • @vadimuha
      @vadimuha 3 месяца назад +1

      One view

    • @im_m3
      @im_m3 3 месяца назад

      ​@@gappleofdiscord9752*Your age* no hoes fell off

  • @houseplant1016
    @houseplant1016 3 месяца назад +74

    After watching the boys, my favourite superpower is shrinking now

    • @Darth_Bateman
      @Darth_Bateman 3 месяца назад +5

      Ha ha, but not for Sexual reasons, right? ^^;

    • @PigmanCharade1112
      @PigmanCharade1112 3 месяца назад +2

      Most sane take

    • @houseplant1016
      @houseplant1016 3 месяца назад +19

      @@Darth_Bateman 5th amendment please

    • @Darth_Bateman
      @Darth_Bateman 3 месяца назад +1

      @@houseplant1016 . . .. N-Not for Sexual reasons, right. . . . .? :|

    • @crackedfrijoles6696
      @crackedfrijoles6696 2 месяца назад +2

      No no no, that is not what you’re supposed to get out of that scene

  • @Kunnis
    @Kunnis 3 месяца назад +45

    Invisibility will be top choise for many

    • @theman599
      @theman599 3 месяца назад +12

      dont forget time stop and mind control

    • @ehannasir8464
      @ehannasir8464 3 месяца назад +18

      i just wanna pause time to sleep longer or study longer or go into the cia building to get rid of my records, but now imma get labled a bad person :(

    • @haroldbalzac6336
      @haroldbalzac6336 3 месяца назад +3

      Infrared would get you caught.

    • @haroldbalzac6336
      @haroldbalzac6336 3 месяца назад

      ​@@ehannasir8464Why does the CIA have a file on you?

    • @ehannasir8464
      @ehannasir8464 3 месяца назад

      @@haroldbalzac6336 they have a record on everyone, atleast i think they do, might check some time later to confirm

  • @ChamChamRealSmooth
    @ChamChamRealSmooth 3 месяца назад +8

    I wouldn't do any pervy things with time stop or invisibility. That's just evil. I'd trollmaxx instead.

    • @lrw6447
      @lrw6447 3 месяца назад +1

      Stoic stick needs a new comments section that speaks normally

    • @marconarvaez9871
      @marconarvaez9871 3 месяца назад

      @@lrw6447U mean it's cringe when they be yapping about sticking their looksmaxxed gyatt up for the rizzler? erm. What the sigma??? Not bussin
      *pukes*

    • @viscountrainbows2857
      @viscountrainbows2857 3 месяца назад +1

      If I had invisibility or time stop I would definitely partake in some Chaotic Neutral gaslighting and maybe even random good deeds that convince people that fairies and magic are real. Like, if I can be invisible and also my clothes presumably are, then I could theoretically make other stuff invisible and be like, the ultimate party trick that will have people scratching their heads for years. "See this car?"
      "...what car?"
      "BOOMSHAKALAKA"
      *car suddenly manifests when I take my hand off it*

    • @lrw6447
      @lrw6447 3 месяца назад

      @@viscountrainbows2857 I would just mess up everything. I’d go to idk the Houses of Parliament and trash everything lol… maybe I’d do a guy fawkes… I’m escalating to terrorism my goodness

  • @spacejambluray2591
    @spacejambluray2591 3 месяца назад +12

    Flight. You could also utilize it to throw a punch harder, flying kicks like mortal kombat or run faster (which would be redundant making “heroes” like the flash moot) be a human drone spy on the unexpecting etc etc

    • @KaitouKaiju
      @KaitouKaiju 3 месяца назад +1

      Flash is not just a guy who runs fast and flight by itself does not give you speed regardless

    • @LENZSTINKT
      @LENZSTINKT 3 месяца назад +2

      Okay you got flight... but you can only fly at a speed slightly faster than walking.

    • @holynder3181
      @holynder3181 3 месяца назад

      @@LENZSTINKT Just carry a bike with you if you ever want to go faster.

    • @thunderspark1536
      @thunderspark1536 12 дней назад

      ​@@LENZSTINKTThat's still super useful, literally 0 fall DMG.

  • @darioferretti3758
    @darioferretti3758 3 месяца назад +9

    best superpower for me will always be teleportation, but in a specific way, as in you can teleport both objects and yourself, in a "switch places" way, got someone you don't like? teleport their head on the moon (also no more commute time)

  • @soIzec
    @soIzec 3 месяца назад +4

    Apparently the Thing also has a side effect to his power that makes him stop aging at all and it caused him to love for thousands of years, and the only reason he was even able to die of old age was because Mr.Fantastic made a device that could turn the Thing into a human once a week in a year.

  • @Scientist5803
    @Scientist5803 3 месяца назад +20

    Stoic stick, let’s say that hypothetical the organs harvested from the nerd are for sale, where would one theoretically acquire them from. Asking for a friend of course

    • @StoicStick
      @StoicStick  3 месяца назад +9

      Check with Bobir (my alien organ fencer)

  • @takanobaierun
    @takanobaierun 3 месяца назад +27

    You forgot the best neutral power: Switzerland!

  • @TheMemeCritic
    @TheMemeCritic 3 месяца назад +5

    Apathetic Twig solos the entire Stoic Stick Cinematic Universe (SSCU)

  • @Hell_Inc_CEO
    @Hell_Inc_CEO 3 месяца назад +6

    “See how loyal the swifties are after I pull a Kanye” 😂😂

  • @sirteddyIII
    @sirteddyIII 2 месяца назад +2

    I think human torch’s powers are good tier at best, given how flashy and destructive his powers can be, using those sorts of power aren’t going to fly under the radar for long. Forget people being on edge with you flying around as a burning inferno, once governments get involved things are gonna be messy. I’d take an ability that’s far less likely to be noticed by the general public so I can keep using it for QoL uses. Invis and time manipulation are great, but no doubt mind control is SSS tier, get any job you want, no waiting in lines, no dealing with assholes, etc. and if used carefully, it leaves no certain evidence that you have powers at all.

  • @lafgaming5260
    @lafgaming5260 3 месяца назад +3

    The "Hey, don't forget humble." at 3:34 had me laughing so hard, and the potential name of apathetic twig.

  • @Kayogin
    @Kayogin 2 месяца назад +1

    In Darkhold Spider-Man, Mr. Fantastic was stretched throughout an entire city and was able to hold it together, even as it was all falling apart on an atomic level.

  • @researcherchameleon4602
    @researcherchameleon4602 3 месяца назад +21

    Omnitrix is every single superpower on demand, running late for something?dial up XLR8. Forgot your anniversary? Diamond head can make a custom necklace. Need the fabric of reality changed on a whim? Alien X may need some convincing, but he can do it.

  • @divinus202
    @divinus202 3 месяца назад +16

    When I saw the community post, I thought to myself that everything I can achieve with invisibility and time freezing, I can also achieve with time travelling by going back to the past to the time before I was found out and doing it better in the next iteration

  • @ElektronikArzt
    @ElektronikArzt 2 месяца назад +1

    You forgot probably the most classic superpower, old as myth: immortality. Powerful but cursed.

  • @limbo7459
    @limbo7459 3 месяца назад +4

    i would want to freeze time so i could sleep with time freezed or do homework during class or look up answers during a test, all of this would make my life so much more productive, imagine not having to waste time to sleep and instead you could just stop time? that would make it so you would have so much more time to be productive

    • @viscountrainbows2857
      @viscountrainbows2857 3 месяца назад +2

      I would have to wonder about how it would affect the blankets and such. Like, is the rule that you can selectively unfreeze objects and entities that you wish to interact with/manipulate, or is your wrinkly sheet gonna feel like a pile of jagged rocks?

    • @limbo7459
      @limbo7459 3 месяца назад +1

      @@viscountrainbows2857 i believe that it would be anything you’re touching before time is stopped stays un frozen, because then your clothes would get frozen too if you didnt have that

  • @averagepeopleproductions7023
    @averagepeopleproductions7023 3 месяца назад +5

    Video suggestion:
    Boomer eccentricities tierlist

  • @Mister_BigCheese
    @Mister_BigCheese 2 месяца назад +1

    Controlling time now that I think of it is pretty cool like lets say your in an argument about who is better at dodge ball if your opponent throws the ball , not only can you catch it but you can have extraordinary accuracy with it.

  • @FriendlyDarkwraith
    @FriendlyDarkwraith 3 месяца назад +10

    You forgot to mention Professor X's most powerful telepathic ability, although it doesn't work on Cyclops for some unknown reason.

    • @josephbolton5893
      @josephbolton5893 2 месяца назад +3

      Its also extra effective against Magneto.

  • @thepsychobear2362
    @thepsychobear2362 11 дней назад

    Reed's superpowers are super good for most situations, tbh.
    Want to play video games while drinking some coffee? Just make your pinky finger super dense, long and prehensile and use it as an octopus arm to drink.
    Want to get somewhere fast but your car's in the shop? Turn your arms into bike wheels. The road won't hurt because you're basically invulnerable. Or you could just transform into a helicopter.
    Need to keep an eye on your spaghetti but your kid is doing something stupid? Make your eye and eyelids into a bendy telescope and then go keep your kid from licking a wall socket or something.
    You also can reach anything from any point as you can stretch like 5 miles. Also Reed has super strength because of his invulnerability, which is pretty damn useful (this is how he can like catch and restrain The Thing).

  • @yarnicles4616
    @yarnicles4616 27 минут назад

    Here's a power: You can teleport to any chair you've sat in before.

  • @SpinglerSpongen
    @SpinglerSpongen 2 месяца назад +2

    2:36 what a beautiful frame right here

  • @selo5124
    @selo5124 5 дней назад

    If I could time travel, I would start studying, warp back after an hour, study again, and (assuming I keep my knowledge) I would become the smartest human to have ever lived within the span of an hour.

  • @thekamotodragon
    @thekamotodragon 2 месяца назад +1

    Telekinesis, but like the Telekinesis on the level of Akira (and above) is the strongest superpower imo. It's like S++ tier lol, it's just that no author or show writer has realized it's full potential when making these superpower stories. It's kinda like how the Flash gets underestimated constantly but is low key BY FAR the most powerful character.
    The ability to control matter or energy with your mind is so busted in the hands of a smart, well-educated person that it really isn't comparable to others. If you were skilled enough, you could make a sun or black hole in the palms of your hands or using high density matter, manipulate gravity. Not to mention no one can ever touch if you don't want them to and you can fly super fast anywhere you want, including space, since you can make your own atmosphere around yourself and also protect yourself from the effects of flying at crazy speeds. You can basically do anything if given enough time, it's MEGA OP. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk on this nonsense lol.

  • @logannichols5848
    @logannichols5848 2 месяца назад +1

    My go to power is usually the portals of spot. Also each stone is it's own power.

  • @RedHorseArcher
    @RedHorseArcher 2 месяца назад +1

    You've clearly underestimated time stopping, as this ability gives you a chance to have 8 hours of healthy sleep no matter the circumstances.

  • @boogrs55
    @boogrs55 2 месяца назад +1

    I think size manipulation would work wonders for my(rod's) self comfidence

  • @stevenreckling203
    @stevenreckling203 11 дней назад

    The power of hindsight sounds useful in engineering. Every time you design something, you get to know how you should have designed it after you try once.

  • @overdriveoutershaxson1837
    @overdriveoutershaxson1837 3 месяца назад +2

    Sroic Stick's ability is to be the holder of all world knowledge about maxing out harmful things

  • @SeriousHistory
    @SeriousHistory 2 месяца назад +1

    the cable drawing is actually really good

  • @leonardogutierrez3292
    @leonardogutierrez3292 2 месяца назад

    If we’re talking about elasticity on Mr.Fantastics level it would be an S tier power because a lot of physical attacks can’t affect him like wolverines claws, he can manipulate the synapses in his brain to make him think way smarter, he can shapeshift his body into whatever you need, he can even make his body extremeley sense and swole and even rival the strength of the Thing which means you can always be jacked without excercise.

  • @ElderEagle42
    @ElderEagle42 3 месяца назад +2

    I would love to see you rank all the avengers in part 2

  • @jnobile22
    @jnobile22 3 месяца назад +1

    I need an hour long version of this please and thanks

  • @DIEGhostfish
    @DIEGhostfish Месяц назад

    Timestop that works while you sleep. You get all the realrime hours while awake, but don't miss out on dreaming like regular "don't need to sleep" just need to counter aging too.

  • @shinobi6497
    @shinobi6497 4 дня назад +1

    Wait, if were doing conservation of mass for any man, then he would be able to fly by growing bigger, as he would be less dense than air.

  • @user-cw4qe4jp5c
    @user-cw4qe4jp5c 3 месяца назад +2

    didint wach it all yet but i know its going to be fire🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @sigmaoperator1688
    @sigmaoperator1688 2 месяца назад

    Power to summon and control infinite rats is the most underated power. Keyword being infinite. Infinite anything is immediately S+ tier power. Plus, rats can sneak around, eat people if needed, terrify some young rapscallions, and even fetch you a drink from the fridge when youre thirsty. Best power, prove me wrong.

  • @Ironman-ko5vw
    @Ironman-ko5vw 2 месяца назад +1

    If* flash could really run faster than the speed of light without destroying the world. He could travel back in time AND freeze time altogether. What’s better than that?

  • @goodson77784
    @goodson77784 3 месяца назад +3

    your super power is wileyness and it's because of that demon.

  • @firsttime5648
    @firsttime5648 2 месяца назад

    great video that ACTUALLY PART KILLED ME i usally dont comment but man ur killing it keep it up brother

  • @Redmoon415
    @Redmoon415 2 месяца назад +1

    Nice video I enjoy your content
    I had a video suggestions as well you should do one on fallacy’s.

  • @INCELCOWORKER
    @INCELCOWORKER 3 месяца назад +3

    Whats the point of invisibility if women ignore me anyway?

  • @Helpthevoid
    @Helpthevoid 21 день назад

    I might take freezing time, BUT TIME CONTROL, time manipulation is so strong, you can technically teleport with it, speed up time so your attacks are faster, slow down time so your enemies can't fight back, freeze time, TIME R
    TRAVEL, basically ultra instinct

  • @BlueHotdog-mw9ym
    @BlueHotdog-mw9ym 2 месяца назад +1

    Fixing two things: freezing time in super cus practical omnipotence, teleportation, instant ignition, explosion, and also ZA WARUDO
    Infinity gauntlet goes to suicide tier

  • @frankderosalia7919
    @frankderosalia7919 3 месяца назад +4

    Apathetic twig goes hard

  • @blackgaia102
    @blackgaia102 2 месяца назад

    So you’re telling me, you’ll somehow find and arrest, 3 different disguised terrorists in 3 completely different places in one day…then somehow have enough time to reserve space on the 10th floor of one of the most popular buildings in the entire city, AND somehow get this nigh-unlimited pizza delivered to the 10th floor ON TIME in New York City?
    You may have time travel but you ain’t Houdini. 🧙‍♂️

  • @dasoupsoup
    @dasoupsoup 3 месяца назад

    Reality manipulation is easily the best superpower to have in real life, outside of straight up omnipotence (although it can be argued that it basically is). Imagine you're like the Genie from Aladdin, but you are completely free, can grant an infinite amount of wishes for yourself, have no restrictions on what you can wish for, and always get exactly what you wanted because you are envisioning it for yourself.
    You can make it so that you have any combination of super powers in the video, in these comments, or literally any ability ever conceived in fiction.
    The best part is, there are zero downsides, and you can keep your humanity. No one has to know about your powers, you don't have to negatively change your lifestyle in any way; you can bend reality into whatever you find ideal.

  • @xcrowder
    @xcrowder 3 месяца назад +1

    the power to manipulate probability - basically unlimited power. eg (its 100% probable that i have all the powers in this list)

  • @theocox2839
    @theocox2839 3 месяца назад +1

    Something i heard once was:
    The second greatest superpower is common sense. The greatest is Omnipotence.

  • @blurrdd
    @blurrdd 2 месяца назад

    being a fan of stoic stick is like misspelling the word neutral

  • @rayraydonttalktoomuch6015
    @rayraydonttalktoomuch6015 2 месяца назад +1

    I’d honestly say time travel is cursed, just cause of the way it works you’re almost bound to fuck something up to a crazy extent no matter what you do with it

    • @kairavpatel1392
      @kairavpatel1392 2 месяца назад

      How? You can't change the future by going into the past anyways.

    • @yarnicles4616
      @yarnicles4616 30 минут назад

      @@kairavpatel1392 It sounds as if you're saying time travel both does nothing and has no downsides because of that.

  • @CatvsShark
    @CatvsShark 6 дней назад

    I always had the dream that if I could freeze time I'd have the most successful prank show ever because nobody would see them coming and thus I would be a millionaire without the IRS coming knocking.

  • @jazzwilliams7040
    @jazzwilliams7040 2 месяца назад

    I wish I had the superpower that Apathetic Twig person had back in 2001 had. Being incredibly smart, handsome, charming, and humble must be amazing.

  • @ireallycantthinkofaname4726
    @ireallycantthinkofaname4726 15 дней назад +1

    Great video

  • @FumblsTheSniper
    @FumblsTheSniper 23 дня назад

    “Jumper” is both evidence for and against teleportation as S tier. The sequel is evidence for B tier.

  • @GutterJon
    @GutterJon 2 месяца назад +1

    Counter argument: create INFINITE resources

  • @ttpp374
    @ttpp374 2 дня назад

    no power is touching Nightcrawler's power. It needs its own tier honestly

  • @Kestexs
    @Kestexs 2 месяца назад

    The thing is, you would instantly die if you held the infinity gauntlet. The hulk could barely withstand one snap, and the hulk is a CHONK

  • @lesscringeymapperdude
    @lesscringeymapperdude 2 месяца назад

    if i had invisibility and time stop, i would spray paint self promos everywhere

  • @Zwijger
    @Zwijger Час назад

    Time travel depends completely on the type of time travel. Most are actually dogshit.

  • @cultofmel
    @cultofmel 2 месяца назад

    I really don't see anybody having good intentions when they say they want invisibility. Sure, it could be used for good purposes, but there are other powers that could do all the good invisibility does but better. The only advantages invisibility has would be for bad purposes.

  • @tindekappa9047
    @tindekappa9047 2 месяца назад

    I like that ''Hindsight lad'' OC. Nothing like Captain Hindsight from South Park.

  • @Yahli20
    @Yahli20 Месяц назад

    The thing you said about invisability is facts. A dude asked me would I prefer flying or being invisible and I said flying because I could fly and its cool and fly to other countries and it looks fun and he said invisibility and I said that with invisibility the best you can do is going invisible on a plane without paying and with flying you dont have to go on a plane. He said that with invisability he could sexually harass women. People like that should be in jail for life they are a danger to society.

  • @Nameandaddresswithheld
    @Nameandaddresswithheld 2 месяца назад

    Depending on how you’d choose to scale it, super strength could be unbelievably busted and extremely versatile. You could do the hulk super jumps and cross mass distances in one move, you could effectively gain super speed basically because strong legs=fast And if it works like luke cage, bullet proof skin.

  • @Ridcally
    @Ridcally Месяц назад

    I think squirrel power is pretty cool if you can teach squirrels to bring you the best amazon packages

  • @secularidiot9052
    @secularidiot9052 3 месяца назад

    Complete time manipulation is usually my superpower of choice. For one, I have “complete” control over it. So anyone who wants to say “but what about the air” or “but what about the light”, shush, I have complete control over everything that occurs regarding time. That includes the air molecules and the light waves.
    It’s also important to point out that time is intimately linked with space. So, having complete control over time ALSO means I’ll have complete control over space. Being able to slow down, speed up, or freeze time is already an amazing ability with tons of utility, but also having the ability to manipulate the space between yourself and any object? Teleportation? Complete control over the molecular makeup of any substance due to manipulating the space between their bonds? Literally anything is possible with complete control over space-time, which makes sense as it’s literally the fabric of reality. Time manipulation necessitates reality manipulation.

  • @daniellejackson6543
    @daniellejackson6543 2 месяца назад

    7:11 Other important questions to include If your legs are normal and can break under the pressure, if you have the speedforce to prevent you from blowing up the planet by running, if can you run in several speeds or are locked between normal and crackhead speed, ect.

  • @holynder3181
    @holynder3181 3 месяца назад +4

    Time travel is largely dependent on how it works. If you go back in time and you're altering the same timeline you were just in, pretty much anything you do is guaranteed to create a paradox. Alternatively, if you're switching/creating timelines every time, it should work fine with no paradoxes. The only problem is that chaos would be extremely potent on large time scales, so if you tried to change history you would probably do as much harm as good and there would be no way to predict what might happen. Still, it would be very powerful in that you could alter things that just happened within the past 10-50 hours with fairly predictable results and the tier it's in is appropriate.
    The ability to freeze time would essentially make you a god. Invisibility wouldn't be as insane but with any creativity you could get a lot done with it. Altering your size while retaining your mass is pretty much instant death. (assuming the laws of physics still apply to you) Being super stretchy would inherently mean some level of super strength, so I think it'd be fair to put it a tier higher. Other than that I agree with this list.

  • @jakeroberts9097
    @jakeroberts9097 2 месяца назад +1

    Yeah I’d be using those first two cursed powers unsparingly 🤫

  • @mxgn0lia694
    @mxgn0lia694 2 месяца назад +1

    bro forgot the part where you die before you can even use the infinity gauntlet

    • @jesterpenetrator
      @jesterpenetrator 2 месяца назад

      The comics version of the gauntlet didn't kill you. Anyone could use it, and it was actually a LOT more powerful than the movie version.

  • @gagestork
    @gagestork 2 месяца назад

    and here I am, a person that wants time stopping, so that I can sleep however long I want whenever I want, also robbing banks

  • @sen8078
    @sen8078 2 месяца назад

    time stop is insane cux u can basically stop time and then learn fucking everything and travel around the entire world and then unstop time and you will be like the smartest most cultured mf ever

  • @AAAA-sh1yz
    @AAAA-sh1yz 3 месяца назад

    I used to fantasise about freezing time in class and walking out and stealing sandwiches to eat

  • @0x_hackerfren
    @0x_hackerfren 3 месяца назад +3

    Damn dood knows EXACTLY why i clicked the video.
    Now this guy fucking youtubes

  • @Freelix2000
    @Freelix2000 3 месяца назад +3

    How do you rank the ability to piss with perfect laminar flow

    • @haroldbalzac6336
      @haroldbalzac6336 3 месяца назад +2

      Ss+ tier. I always get a fork in the stream and I worry about pissing on myself.

  • @deathshot7572
    @deathshot7572 3 месяца назад

    putting invisibility and time stop in the Cursed tier because of usage is...not fair. Just because that's how they can be used it doesn't mean they are automatically curses. Time Stop as a whole is an immensely useful power, and doesn't make sense as to why they are curses.

  • @ruiquanchong
    @ruiquanchong 3 месяца назад

    The problem with time stopping is that you would need to give exceptions to lots of stuff to even make the power usable

  • @icarusunited
    @icarusunited 2 месяца назад

    I'd like to teleport, or fly.
    Transportation costs in modern day is what keeps me poor. Imagine if I could fly up 5 miles, and glide down 150 miles to another place, It would matter I flew at the same speed I could walk or run. I'd just get gliding gear, hopefully a wingsuit for around 1k dollars, and go where the fuck I want.
    Imagine if the homeless could fly, or teleport. That be me!

  • @AllBlackAirpods
    @AllBlackAirpods 3 месяца назад +2

    2:19 okay Brian griffin

  • @coronin8587
    @coronin8587 2 месяца назад

    I will forever maintain that Intangibility is one of the best powers out there.