Chinese Safety Video Tierlist
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- A tierlist ranking different chinese safety videos
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Chinese Safety Video Tierlist
All these workplace rules got you feeling down? Do you sometimes think are all these safety rules even necessary? Is OSHA so far up your behind, they actually give you dental advice? Well this video is the video for you. Thanks to the wonderful world of Chinese workplace safety violations we can see what life would be like without all these stupid rules. These safety videos are like lite, and portray some really horrifying but its done in a bright animation style that makes the whole thing seem like a joke, and im 99% sure that most of these are based on real life events that’s why they are super detailed and specific. Anyway we are going to be watching some and ranking them based on a tierlist based on how painful/excruciating the are. The tiers are completely fine, minor injuries, instantaneous , excruciating and dumb excruciating . I mean you can kinda tell based on the tiers alone what kind of video this is going to be but because I love safety tm im going to be drawing correct takeaways from each clip so you don’t have to. Lets just get right into it. This first clip I like to call duct tape efficiency. As you can see we have the victim using a press machine to press metal plates, but it’s a little slow for his liking so genius that he is he duct tapes the button down for ultimate efficiency and I mean look at him go he is clearly on a roll now, but theres a slight problem. He was so very close to getting it if he had stayed consistent and decided to duct tape the foot pedal aswell he would have 100% survived this, so really the moral of this video is consistency is key especially when you decide to be stupid. His coworker manages to get to him out but im pretty sure the force of the machine probably has already cracked his skull and given the fact his legs are no longer moving its safe to say hes not with us anymore. This will be a pretty easy dumb excruciating tier because the force of the first few crushes may not have him instantly but he definitely died as a result of being dumb. The next clip I have dubbed Metal T Rex Stanky Leg, which will make sense when we watch the video. So there is this tunnel boring machine that they are likely adding track to and you have the victim placing a log ontop of the tracks for whatever reason, then he performs one of the weakest stanky legs I have ever seen and the metal t rex so offended by the lack of coordination decided to smoosh his skull. His coworker then screams “help he has turned into a crying emoji”. I don’t know if this is a common thing in China where out of shame they turn into crying emojis but if I got taken out the way he did id probably shamefully transform into a crying emoji too. Yea this guy was here one second and gone the next he got an instantaneous ticket to the afterlife, so yes he will be put in the instantaneous tier. Maybe this will be a warning to all the viewers out there, if your stanky leg aint that stanky you gotta keep it to yourself. This next ones called taken out with the trash. And I mean yeah it’s a pretty way to go, I did some loose maths and, the weight of the sand ontop of him should be around 1-2 tonnes so he is probably crushed or atleast bleeding internally very heavily depending on how much of the sand is actually pushing down on him, Probably gonna go into excruciating tier because imagine being picked up and rammed into a huge pile of sand face first. The takeaway for this clip is… well maybe just don’t work on a jobsite in china… I mean glory to the CCP workplace accidents are a capitalist myth and you will be sent to reeducation centres for disagreeing. This next one I like to call crouching tiger flying crane and you will immediately see why. So yea this guy needs a work safety service medal or something, that was some quick thinking, jumping out of the crane as soon as he noticed there was a failure in cables that held up the arm. Had he done a superhero landing and had all the force applied to his knee joints I might have put him into the minor injuries tier but he correctly rolled to dissipate the energy so into the completely fine tier he goes. I give this a 10/10 and so would your local orthopaedic surgeon and the moral for this clip is be cool as hell and you will always survive. This next clip I am calling pimp my forklift. Similar to an episode of pimp my ride they managed to make it appear to work better but in practice it was functionally dumb just like the show, now that I think about it some of those mods really were stupid, like the hearse that had a casket with a grill inside or the gambler maxxers dream van that had a slot machine on the side, anyway back to the video, that guy definitely is crippled for life but he might still be alive based on the physics of the coil sliding away,
Fun Fact: Nobody in china is forklift certified, hence the extreme frequency of workplace accidents
I feel you could argue if they have no safety check for being forklift certified. Then, everyone in China is forklift certified 😂
@@jaylee9552 "When everyone will become forklift certified - no one will be."
On one hand, rent-seeking behavior. On the other hand, any random overworked, sleep deprived worker can hop on a 10 ton vehicle and drive it around your workplace. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.
Source?
@@Wormopera sourcecel ignore him
Rules are written in blood. At least when it comes to industrial workplace rules.
Failure to include getting sucked through a pinhole from underwater pressure while welding/grinding is a disappointment.
Also the foot pedal things are illegal, recently talked with someone who died as a result of a machine similar. Now its operated with two overhead buttons pressed with both hands, making sure the user is clear of the machine.
You talked with Someone who died ? Are you a Medium
@@jonathananderson1728 Yeah it was me, glad they got those new overhead buttons that I taped down.
I worked with a coil winding machine, making big fuck off coils for energy transmission.
The pedal that makes the thing roll forwards and backwards is pneumatic.
If for whatever reason the pedal suffers a malfunction, the machine will start spinning FAST.
It just so happens that once someone was leaning forwards on the coil to fiddle with something and the pedal malfunctioned and activated by itself.
Goofiest ahh workplace injury ever, poor guy did a flip and fell on his back six feet down.
He was alright in the end
@@riograndedosulball248 he got off easy ig, usually spinning industrial machinery unalives you
Everything is legal in China, except your rights as a human being.
I actually went to school for OSHA inspector, there are many reasons why only fraction of the people are seen to be "working" at any given time, but the main one is so there is always someone ready to help who's not occupied with manual labor *when* an accident occurs. This is especially important for jobs in mines, ditches, and cisterns.
Darude - Sandstorm
sounds like a waste of time and money
@@NPC-1776 GOTTA GET ON THAT GRINDSET. GRIND, GRIND, GRIND.
@@NPC-1776 it's either that or paying 200x for workplace death
@@NPC-1776human life is worth more than time and money. Also time and money for who? I’m a blue collar union worker. Idk about you but I don’t like working for slave drivers and I enjoy my rich wages. You hire guys like me for quality work done for the project itself. And in the long run the companies actually save money with less injuries/fatalities
Rule #1: Anybody over 5 isn’t allowed in the factory
1984
-5000 social credit
Do you want Temu to bankrupt?
BORINGGGG
Is that metric? 😂
Ranking workdays at the temu factory
Temu doesn't own any factories they ship stuff straight from factories to clients but don't own any factories of their own
@@bartomolev6682 take a joke Mr 🤓
@@Tactical405onxbox
take some facts Mr 🤡
No lawsuit to shop like a billionaire
@@Tactical405onxbox take a fact Mr. 🤡
watching this while getting crushed by a forklift at work😊
:D:D:D Sounds delightfull hope you're enjoying your experience
I hope the forklift driver is certified
Weird blanket but ok👍
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Duct taping a button to make a deadly machine go faster is such a Chinese thing to do lol.
chinese are expendable afterall
To be fair, a lot of us try to optimize our work. Then to add on they have quotes and whatnot for how many butthole pickers they produce, so it can be understandable where hes coming from. Still a dumb death no doubt
Thats just unfounded, china actually has some of the strictest safety standards nowdays, most of these cases happened decades ago.
Its like the florida man thing, florida is the only state to publish their wacky trials and cases, and china is the only country to widely publish their work place accidents, btw the usa has more per capita from china, china has the largest construction industry in the world this will have more accidents.
@@NeostormXLMAX OK wumao.
@@NeostormXLMAXthe china labour bullitin still ranks china as highly unsafe compared to other nations with a study done showing that approximately 75 work related deaths happen everyday in the year 2020, and lets not kid ourselves china is highly authoritarian and is not transparent at all, especially when you consider they actively violate human rights, so the rep of china being unsafe is fairly earned
remember kids, they wouldn’t have made these safety videos if it didn’t happen in real life. These are real things that happened. Robot T-Rex stanky leg happened
When i was in college they showed the real version to teach us not to fuck around with the machines
Ive seen some of these on the bad side of the internet. I just wish those "nerve gas" ones would get animations because Im curious about what actually happened in some of them.
@GoldenGrenadier Well it was nerve gas... obviously
From the ones I have seen they usually have to do with high voltage, which causes them to just drop instantly
@@GoldenGrenadierbasically all your nerves start firing at once, I imagine most people would almost immediately drop from the pain and spasms
I always try and explain it to the new guys when we get a super weird detailed safety brief that thing actually happened we don't do a half hour speech on why running into the second story cat walk with a forklift full speed is not for shits and giggles someone here or at one of our sister mills fucked up something so badly corporate needs to specify that no one is ever allowed to do it again
Why does it go immediately from minor injuries to instantaneous death😭
Industrial workers are tough folks, they can lose all three limbs and call for a tie only when they lose all four.
Because acupuncture and extracts from endangered animals cannot heal major wounds.
Not trying to bring politics into this, but are you a communist or?
commiepedotroon detected
@@dtly50 Monty Python
Remember
Don’t use an electric tool to cut open a metal barrel that had recently contained somthing flammable
That’s why that barrel exploded
The old barrels o' fun trick
It doesn't have to be an electric tool, anything that can cause a spark has the risk, even just stabbing a screwdriver through has that risk
Ahhh yes the chinese foodchain, where industrial machinery is the apex predator
saving this one
escalators are pretty high too
It just has the most industrial machinery and people.
the sad part about this is that the employees that died from here did not receive a proper education and would just accepts random odd jobs to pay for their love ones, most of the chinese employers are well known to get random people from poor ridden province.
I mean obviously?do you expect college educated intellectuals and millionaires to be the ones working these types of jobs?
So a lot of deaths boil down to either lacking spatial awareness or failing to understand the possible side effects of your actions.
bugman moment 🍵
Sometimes bad luck, lack of information, or someone else's very bad actions.
@@TheZebinator The Queen Ant.... ehm. The supreme and great leader Xi Ji ping does not approve of your message.
@@TheZebinator shut it sanchez you don't want to start this conversation
@@hulilupteri. *A10 aryan
Torture method tierlist when
My job is to prevent cases like this happening, i work at a dry dock and the workers are like 90% eastern european. My beard has started to turn gray, and im only 25 years old :D those fuckers are competing for darwin awards DAILY
As a Slav.
OSHA violations are a part of our religion.
@@d33pblu3 yeah and i understand that, i myself break all the rules if im doing something at home or doing some other Job gig where No one cares what you do if yoi get the Job done
Glad i quit job like this🗿
Number 5 pimp my forklift is instantly dead, if not dumb excruciating death. Those coils weigh a few tons, and having that slide onto while driving would probably have sent the steering wheel through your chest. My guess is that he was using a forklift rated for 10,000 pounds, used a 2000 pound slit coil as an extra counterweight to pick up a 12,000-pound coil, and was too aggressive with the controls.
Of course, if you know what im talking about, a slit coil is way thinner than what the animation depicts, but it's my best guess.
Im pretty sure the steering wheel would've immediately buckled, but the transmission that connects to the steering wheel? That shit wouldve gone through him like its nothing - horror movie style.
Before these chinese animations came out i saw the originals of the ones referenced, some of them are live leak OGs
5:20 i think even those small rolls are like 1 ton...I'm 99% sure he got crushed instantly.
Yea hes fucked, some people dont understand how heavy stuff is
If things are up to scale then yeah, it is pretty heavy roll. And he got steering wheel pushed into his chest, so I would say this guy didn't make it.
That coil just based on the thickness of it assuming it's 22gauge (fairly standard) is 3400-4200 lbs hitting the max a standard forklift like that can lift
I hate bureaucracy
and bureaucracy hates you
Bruhrocrazy
I really miss liveleak😔 truly was a different era of the web
i luv your pfp
I mean it still exists and there are clones but nothing remaines great forever
I miss ogrish.
@@it_is_i.mp4Isn't it from that game called LSD dream emulator?
There are still similar sites but I’m not going to list them because nobody should view those videos for entertainment.
I like how the tierlist makes the jump from "minor injuries" to "instant death," and it's worse variants 😭
It's sad that I instantly recognized most of the videos these are based off of.
Last time I tell you to get out of my walls/head. I was literally talking with a friend about these videos last week because he watched a lot of them. The digital ones are actually funny.
I miss the old LiveLeak chinese factory vids
They are still all over the place, just on other websites
I am so happy to learn that there are other people who are into the niche of Chinese workplace safety videos. Even more so to learn that there's a whole tierlist made about it.
I have the original video for the guy getting picked up under sand, after getting dumped, you can see them crawling out
we need a stanky leg tierlist now
N°1 is definitely to not bring cats or dogs at work unless its lunch time
casual inbred racism
You might wanna take a look at German safety videos my personal favourite is "Gabelstapler klaus" where people get cut in half with chainsaw and impaled by forklifts, but there also exists "Elektriker Horst" and "Friseuse Claudia" wich fit in the same genre.
mind you they're affectionate parodies
watching china rekt videos genuinely makes one lose hope in humanity
the sheer lack of spatial awareness, protocol, or caution is truly a sight to behold
what the fuck is a china rekt video? this shit happens everywhere and is just negligence. if you lose hope on this alone then that’s just kind of sad, it should serve as an example of what not to do.
Seeing the video of the excavator lifting sand woke up those neurons that once saw the original clip. It is very much based on real footage, in this case it was a female site manager with very poor spatial awareness.
These kinda vids make China look like the supervillain who has goofy useless henchmen but still somehow manages to be a serious threat since theyre still a superpower.
That’s pretty much half of Chinese history, failing upwards thanks to dumb luck.
The other half is crimes against humanity.
Fun place.
The soviets had enough people to be able to constantly throw them at something in war until it got done. China has even more people and so they are throwing them into industrial meat grinders until stuff gets done.
You're describing the victims of fatal workplace accidents as "goofy henchmen"?
@@superskrub4209 They are acceptable sacrifices according to China. Many tiny ants die in nests and the mother queen Xi Ji ping is happy with that
Terminally online comment
The coil guy is definitely dead, you would not believe how heavy those rolls are
"Bro stop being dramatic its just a prank"
The prank in question 3:09
Used to know a fellow Chinese friend who work in construction, Had about 12 of his colleagues had died.
ah yes, misinformation. not even the fucking sino-vietnamese war killed that many in my village. Where does bro work to have inflicted a higher death count than a war did in my village? Neither China or US or any semi-developed country would just have explosive work environments that kill hundreds of people a day. What is this, the Imperium of Man? LOL
3:10 I’m pretty sure that that video is based almost 1:1 on a real incident,that big red thing that the loader dumps the sand into is actually a sand grinder AKA a giant shredder
Back maxxing is actually extremely under rated. Everyone always says lift with you legs or arm to save your back, but if you always lift with your legs and arms, your back muscles won't grow.
Its all part of back pain propaganda to keep your back muscles small and weak so you are always in pain, so you have to buy pain killers. As a back maxxer I know lifting with my back every time will make my back muscles grow big and strong and I'll never have any pain. 💪💪💪
The animation looks almost identical to Xavier renegade angel
Chat is real? Am I stoic Maxxing?
I love commenting while watching vid bc i have that god tier attention span
Kinda surprised the minor injuries tier didn't include any injured minors
I seen a man at work drop a high low of bleach on a electric pallet jack of ammonia i was about 260lbs and ran like a Ethiopian track star out the building. Then i seen someone get their scrotum skewered by the tynes of a forklift and pinned to the wall
The last ome is so typical when you have people that don't see the immidiete danger. I've heard of 3, 4, some stories go even to 5 people going into such places before next one stops and thinks... what if there is some smell-less unbreathable gas over there?
I've actually seen the real live leak vid of some of these.
Link please
@@thedeadlysquidward1641 RUclips casually letting people link to Live Leak.
@@henriqueferreira5165 Actually i think live leak got shut down but I found the Live Leak youtube channel.
@@henriqueferreira5165 Live Leak still exists?
At least they have safety videos instead of just teaching you to keep your hands to yourself and basic human decency (sexual harassment training is ridiculous and most of the things they go over is shit you learn by six such as keep your hands to yourself, don't bully others)
If someone need harassment training, trust me, a little seminar isn’t going to change shit in that person.
I mean, the one time they skipped that one on the ukranian and romanian workers here they had started an illegal prost... ring in the worker's baracks next to the meatfactory.
Pretty sure they knew they werent supposed to do that@@user-un5xj1wl6p
nobody is suddenly going to not bully or be a sex-weirdo because they watched a workplace animation for it lol.
Why are we developing this delusion all of a sudden, that horrid and evil-minded people can be "taught" out of it by attending some sort of lesson
I don't think you can sexually harrass industrial machinery, it will crush your hands if you do it
Was just about to order a large shipment of explosive barrels on aliexpress, for my evil lair. Guess I'll be getting them someplace else then. The ones in the animation aren't even bright red which is already a red flag.
I can say for a fact that these are based off real incidents thanks to the liveleak days
Watch the OSHA dockyard video, literally the American equivalent to this
Thanks for the super chat, ill check it out
I had a patient who worked in a big forge making windmill blades all that. The metal came out to hot, and I guess he didn't follow procedure and it BLASTED him with whatever they used to cool it. It burnt him the hell up!
Damn
I vaguely remember scrolling through gore threads just to find the latest chinese factory incident or road related accident webms. Fun times.
I love how youtube basically made a satire out of serious topics but now people cannot talk seriously or provide clear information because unless people tip toe their way around the topics youtube will actively demonetize, age restrict and hide them from the platform
RUclips used to be a platform for informing yourself and have fun, but they went for the extremes and absolutely ruined any chance of this platform being informative
Except when it comes to politics, of the US variety, youtube loves that for some reason, but be carefull, we dont want to talk about "un-alive" people or anything slightly "over the tone"
The gov can make us buy milk for their profit and this company cannot even make parents take care of their kids and what they look for online
We all know Dr. Eggman certainly was forklift certified so that's all going to work out well for him!
Fun fact, all of these videos are based on real accidents, with security videos of most of them easily available online.
Every time stoic stick uploads my stick gets slightly more stoic 🙏🙏
I like how you drew your avatar to be holding the phone. I just found that amusing
the steel coil forklift guy fersure died, if it can rip a seat of a forklift easily it will jave substantial force behind it and thise coils weigh thousands of pounds on the light side, easily enough to collapse your chest against the steering wheel
Mashallah may Stoick Stick prosper safely.
I need to see more of these videos. They are few and far between and they are fucking hilarious.
I realized this is gold when I was halftime. Half empty :C
At least they put effort into instructional material, instead of here where it's just a slideshow and a tall guy babying you.
The point of the videos are ment to tell u what hapoens when u dont fallow safety
Bing chilling 🍦 👍
10 seconds with 0 likes... What has this world come to?
Gonna need a part two on this one buddy. I'll see you again in 2 weeks
Underrated channel fr, I’ve been watching for 2 months
0:30 they probably just turned a real video into an animation.
6:30 THEY DIED DUDE WHAT DO YOU MEAN MINOR INJURIES
This wasn’t in China, but i saw a video of a guy dislodging a blockage in a rock shredder by standing on top of it and moving rocks around while the shredder was on, and yeah it went about as well as you’d think.
the insurance one seems like something I'd hallucinate while dying
OSHA regs are written with blood. Yes it sometimes may be annoying, but there’s a reason…
for reference a 1 meter by 1 meter by 1 meter cube of dirt weighs about ton
but its the rocks inside the dirt that probably did them in.
Pimp my forklift guy is 100% instantly dead. Those steel coils can weigh a couple tons on their own and that one was introduced directly to that guy’s spinal cord
You might also like: Gabelstaplerfahrer Klaus
Classic german forklift safety video.
As you know stoic, I did not show up since I was on this grind I call fraudmaxxing, you should do a video on fraudmaxxing.
i love stoic sticc
ew
@@dualpromaxgamingandmemes7635 cry about it
@@enclavesoldier770 Stoic Stic Alt Detected
@@enclavesoldier770 *cries*
I did see the "taking out the trash one"
was just going through instagram💀
The actual incident to be clear
I have seen some of the originals, this is even funnier
In a Metal Factory near where i live there was a really unbelievable death a few years ago. At Lunch Break one of the workers crawled into one of those huge Metal Crucibles where you melt iron to sleep. People didn't know and they poured Melted Iron all over him. When they dumped out all the melted iron of that Crucible the guy was entirely gone, literally nothing left behind but what do you expect in over 2000°C Hot Melted Iron. I guess its a rather good way to go since it is very short and hopefully painless but still unbelievable that this was even possible.
0:35 I have definitely seen the bulldozer buried alive one’s actual video
Link please
2:53 Me seeing this T-rex enlarged enough to also fit into the Minor Injuries: "Don't worry, that's nothing, he will be going back to work tomorrow!"
It's easy for other countries to look safe when they have less cameras, industry, and people.
3:15 ive seen that actual video (or another time the exact same situation happened). the guy just kind of laid in the construction loader's bucket. i figured all the factors lead to him hitting his head hard inside the bucket and not being able to react or get out of the bucket fast enough before being buried in sand.
Comrade Stick has delivered!
Ironic this video comes out about 3 hours after I sprained my ankle at work
10:04 Life in Poland
What caused the crying T. rex machine thing to crush the dude? Was there a button he kicked or something?
Lathe videos are fun the 1st time or two, but they all end up the same way, theyre basically identical.
You can only laugh at human cotton candy so many times.
The first coil guy is almost definitely dead. A solid steel counterweight sliding into your spine at any speed is at least paralysis, probably death.
What even caused the machine to squash the man's head in the second video??
please do an entire video on the power of the stanky leg
The steel coil would have crushed him instantly
I'm still at the start of the video. I like how it goes from Minor Injuries to Instant Death. Like dang, getting your hand ripped off is minor or instant death?
For the crane failure there was someone on the beam of the crane that toppled, so that guy definitely bit it
FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW - Yes, ALL of these videos are recreations of real accidents, nearly all of which involve people dying. The real videos are not that hard to find so I would be careful if you are searching for context. They are quite disturbing. Trust me, I recognized every one of these immediately.
Im watching from the bottom of a box i got put into at work, trying to find the best eay to not hirt nyself while the forklift atarts lifting me
Recent Supreme Court decision to away a lot of OSHA’s power. How wonderful.
Thank you for this video, my kids will appreciate it for life 🙏🏼
6:52 I think its green because of not allowing media/games to have red blood or anything gore against their morality laws or whatever.
For some of these you can find the real videos…. And omg some are gore. I remember one with a spinnig rod and some guy got sucked in . He was spinning so fast his torso was ripped of and all his organs were splatered on the wall and ground
i remember a teacher at my college showing us a radio of what remained of the henads of a chinese worker
Holy guacamole. I need Jose to see this. Otherwise, we will never complete the rootbeer factory.