DIY Human Experimentation
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- Опубликовано: 12 июн 2024
- A video on DIY Human Experiments that you should'nt try at home
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DIY Human Experimentation Transcript:
Before we get into the video im glad to see as of recent microplastic maxxing has become more mainstream with recent studies finding that all participants had a quote unquote “worrying amount of microplastic in their balls” yea the only thing worrying about it is that the amount of microplastics was tiny, only a couple hundred micrograms per gram of tissue, that’s nothing, real microplastic maxxers plastic max so hard that they sit out Lego pieces if enough of us got together we could put the lego company out of business. In fact, I microplastic max so hard that forget microplastics in my balls my balls are made of microplastics, I don’t have a sac its just a plastic bag and they are free balling in there. But anyway, aside from that human experiment that all males are partaking in what are other human experiments that you can actively partake in, lucky for you, stoic stick is about to bless you with 4 more DIY human experiments that you shouldn’t try at home, let me stress that although in the title it does say do it yourself for the sake of my channel’s health do not try these at home. Our first don’t do it yourself at home human experiment is changing the bacteria in your mouth to produce alcohol instead of lactic acid so that you don’t get cavities anymore and instead get a free moonshine tap in your mouth. To understand how it works ill have to give you a quick intro into cavities and the bacteria that cause them, the majority of plaques and cavities are caused by the bacterium streptococcus mutans. The S. mutans lives in your mouth and digests any spare sugars that are left after chewing food, they create lactic acid as a waste product which they excrete into the surroundings ie your mouth. This lactic acid then reacts with the enamel on your teeth causing it to breakdown and the continuos breakdown leads to cavities. This experiment uses mutated s mutans that has 4 mutations, the first and second are that it secretes antibiotics to kill competing oral bacteria aswell as having an immunity to that same antibiotic. The third is that it changes the metabolic pathway so that the waste product created is alcohol rather than lactic acid and finally they modified it so that they can’t arrange gene transfers with other bacteria so it can’t pick up a harmful mutation from other oral bacteria. Now some nerds may argue that constantly producing alcohol in your mouth sounds dangerous but I disagree I’m very staunchly prochoice, when it comes to drink driving, I don’t think the far-reaching government should be allowed to pass laws dictating what we can do with our bodies my drink my choice. Maybe one day we can come together and defeat toxic sobrilinity and the sobriarchy constantly oppressing us drink drivers. Jokes aside this is actually pretty novel stuff and Lumina the company that produces the strain is allowing you to pre order the product for around $250 which to potentially stop all cavities for the rest of your life seems like a huge bargain remember that the dental industry is worth like 150 billion dollars per year with dental cavities costing around 30 billion per year.
The only thing is that it’s not how do we say “FDA approved” as it’s produced under the cosmetics label specifically so they didn’t have to spend 10 years and a couple 100 million on clinical trials, they do have more than 100 people who volunteered to take the treatment and they’ve faired pretty well from what ive read. It does also have the side effect of being potentially able to spread to young who don’t have fully matured oral microbiomes but if you hate and or are very pro drunkenness that may be a pro rather than a con. For clarity I have to add that the amount of alcohol produced is negligible and is still within the normal blood alcohol range so unfortunately you can’t use it to get wasted, what a shame, anyway.
Our next human experiment to not try at home is performing your very own Russian sleep experiment. This experiment is actually pretty difficult to get down so I created this handy 2 step guide. Step 1 don’t sleep step 2 see step 1. Now the effects can vary but it usually goes like this, the first 24 hours you are usually fine probably a little more irritable and less coordinated but overall, you are doing relatively well. 36 hours and you start microsleeping which is where you will sleep for around 30 seconds before jolting back awake, for the sake of the experiment you are going to want to keep these to a minimum and if you want you can employ me as your personal wakefulness agent who when you begin to microsleep I’ll slap you hard enough to get you back in the game. 48 hours in and you begin to hallucinate yea that demon in the corner isn’t real it’s just a hallucination, although why am I able to see him……. 
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you forgot to include that 75% of car accidents are caused by sober people and 99.99% of plane crashes were caused by sober pilots
We actually had a drunk pillot incident?
I love the casual demonstration that pure volume of events caused by a group isn't the only metric to look at when analyzing them
@@soupy5890 % is superior
@@soupy5890 Just found a great counter for the bear vs man argument. Sadly that fizzled out already. Perhaps when they reuse that login one day.
@@JukaDominator I know that soviet fighter pilots were often drunk because cooling liquid of their planes was basically vodka so the often drunk that. I don't know about commercial planes tho
Been eating my tires
delicious
Yummy
I eat mine with a glaze of tar with a crumble of asphalt on top. 🤤
@@sirkermitthefirstoffrogeth9622 that’s disgusting, those have very close to no plastic content and is an abomination
Are u infertile yet?
I think it's funny that the phrase "I can't stop eating plastic" is 100% accurate for everybody. Because you literally can't, no matter what you do you will always be eating plastic.
The Plastic Age.
look upon my works ye mighty and despair
Makes me angry dude ngl
everything has a price bro you think you were just going to live in excess and luxury without reaping?
@@user-bx3uf4fv7l tbf at least for me I didn't ask to live in any of that I was just forced into it like the rest of us
No way right during the Russian sleep experiment I got an ad saying the idea that you need 8 hours of sleep is a myth😂
they tryna get u
it's not entirely wrong
the amount of sleep changes throughout your life, and for most of your life you'll only need 6
I cannot stop eating plastic it’s just so fulfilling and satisfying
Flavor 💯💯💯 , texture 🤢🤢🤢
It just hits the spot.
"microplastics are stored in the balls"
My balls have turned into solid plastic. Git gud noob
I dive into the plastic recycling bin like scrooge mcduck into money and munch on anything that fits in my mouth
The forbidden fruit is always the sweetest
Charging your tapeworms rent is truly landlordmaxxing
99% of people quit before they have a breakthrough in their experiment , KEEP GRINDING!
Teeth
My teeth and jaw are so sore bro
@@sadmermaid keep strong 💪 these are trying times and just remember : "dad didnt raise no quiter"
Paused my Gooning-with-microplastics streak to watch this baby
Microedging
@@RipRLeeErmey edging the micro
Gooning with microplastics < Cooming with microplastics
Why not continue, plenty of content in here
@@A_Professional422 Damn you're right, thank you for enlightening me bro
>b12 eating tapeworms
>"just take b12 supplements"
I wonder where that b12 will go 🤔
fuck, sounds like my nitrous addiction :/
@@alyssarichardson2544what 😭
For the longest time we thought pee is stored in the balls. Turns out its actually microplastics
I personally "suffered" through "voluntary insomnia" due to a video game addiction from 2016-2019. I would sometimes go 5 days without sleeping (only sleeping on weekends.) surprisingly I maintained a 3.5 GPA during this period. I did however often experience hallucinations after 3 Days without sleep. I would hallucinate mostly Minecraft related stuff. For some reason I particularly remember that I would hallucinate dark oak wood blocks dropped everywhere. Overall it was a pretty cool experience and I hope I didn't cause permanent brain damage.
Dark oak was always my favorite.
There’s no way you didn’t damage yourself doing that. 3 years constantly subjecting yourself to sleep deprivation for Minecraft? You were brain damaged from the start
A little bit of brain damage ain’t hurt no one
i remember when i couldnt sleep for 3 days and i started to hallucinate and saw a teleporting cat . the cat would spin around for around 3-4 seconds and then disappear and reappear somewhere else in my field of vision
Nah thats just a normal cat
He has a name it’s Fred
Now that is interesting... I also see magical cats when I'm sleep deprived. I hallucinate a black and white cat that can walk through walls whenever I'm sleep deprived. Like every single time. Normally, by the time I'm that badly sleep deprived, I'm so out of it that it takes me a while to remember cats generally don't do that. Either it's an interesting coincidence, or it means that insomnia is caused by a secret society of magical cats to to help them take over the world.
I'm such a microplastics maxer that when I converse with a woman, It just starts 3D printing.
Hell yeah! Once I unlock my final microplastic arc, my child is going to be lego.
I always have a piece of tape in my mouth while working, like gum but for plastic maxing.
Electrical tape is better and more chewy
@@kronos_1337. I agree, Scott tape typically gets stuck in my throat more often so I like to use it when possible. I like the feeling of slowly turning into plastic 😩
The alcohol bacteria sounds cool for drunkmaxxing. I'd troll people so hard, being basically sober.
Only 200 people have watched this 13 minute long video in the 4 minutes its been out? Fell off.....
the soldiers of the antichrist shadowbanned him
I actually consider myself an expert at doing sleep experiments on myself and my pr for hallucinations is as low as 19 hours
Hardcore edging-gooning streaks do not count my friend
@@bluemobster0023 😕
I didnt say that😢😢😢
@@McMickgooner
@@yesnt8907projecting aren’t we?
waiter waiter! more stoic stick videos please
Don't try theses yourself just have some test subjects, I mean "adopted children"
I like this channel because instead of another stick figure exaggerating minor historical events for comedic effect, you teach actually useful information
this guy started off as brimstone, but worked himself up to be the true aryan gemerald
from the depths of the coaliest of coaly brimstones till the ascension to the gemmiest of all bone chilling, slow burn, genre defining, life changing gemmeralds
aryanpost in a stoic stick video is something i expected, thanks
5:05
I think thats zahak,judging from the snakes, honestly a very normal and low tier persian demon
(He isnt even a demon but still an oppressing king)
As someone who didnt sleep for 95 hours 59 minutes , i can say, that effect is different for everyone, and differs from attempt to attempt, for example, i had partial lose of reflexes 3/4 times at ~46 hours without sleep, visual hallucination 2/2 times(different time ~ past 2 and 3 day). Hallucinated tactile sensations 2/2 times ~ past 3 and 2 days . Audio hallucinations 4/4 times, mostly after 1 day without sleep.
However you might think: Well that scary, demons and stuff? Nope, visual is just black dots, like when you press onto your eyes for a lil too long. Which i would compare to lasting effect of looking at something bright. Audio, is just same stuff that you heard other day, just replaying without considering new sound barriers, like construction nearby. Tactile sensations, like small bugs crawling on you, ants or flyes or anything like this. They all arent connected together, so when you feel bugs, you dont see or hear them, as well as other things. Pretty interesting stuff. I forgot what my friend that had experience with that said to me, but i think he had something different too.
when I have children their gonna be pre-installed with micro plastics
Thank you plastic companies you probably gave us all ball cancer🥰
SEEING this video’s TITLE in my recommended was enough to make me burst out laughing.
Ive been very into leeches recently so Ill give parasitic worms a try as well, thanks for the suggestion!
This is the type of channel that is amazing but will eventually get canceled when penguinz0 makes a video about it
I love that this is the most use I've gotten out of my statistical knowledge of p values.
Keep grinding brother
Hey stoic stick, i want you to know you’re my go to channel for food with youtube
I genuinely think you really hit your stride when your skits involve real scientific facts ,knowledge and research which are then thrown into a blender of an idea such as DIY Human Experiments
This video really REALLY makes me want to go to a doctor
I wonder if the T. gondii + old woman sooicide is a correlation caused by being a lonely old cat lady, considering that cats are the primary vector for that plasmodium.
yeah I would expect the infection to be the effect of cat lady lifestyle and not the other way around
Thx for the tutorial man
lemme add these to my bucket list
Your channel is now standing on it's own two feet in my honest view. At first, you were an upstart Samonella clone, but you have now come so far... This video, in my opinion, demonstrates originality and innovation, as well as a very good grasp on this genera of videos in general. Therefore, I have decided to declare that your channel is hereby recognised as being independant in style, and therefore much more likley to survive shifting trends, when Samonella clones begin to oversaturate. As far as I am concearned, you my friend, have managed to escape this tar brush of oversaturation and derivitivness. Godspeed Stoic Stick.
I actually cheered when you mentioned T. Gondi!
All time favorite mind control worm!
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
I fucking love this channel
banger video as always
Based king. Don't let Big Sobriety tell you what to do
cant wait to try these out
I did my own sleep deprivation experiment accidentally when i flew out to bootcamp, i woke up at 5 am on a 6th of July to catch my flight, and finally went to sleep on the 9th at 10 pm/2200
I wasnt affected until i got to around the 48 hour mark or whatever i thought was the 48 hour mark as i had no watch. Thats when i started to hallucinate. Firstly i couldn't get the song "El Apagon" by bad bunny out of my head. And i kept hearing it pretty much on repeat whenever there was silence, probably because i was blasting the at the time new album during my flights. I then started feeling the ground shake wildly. I had moments where i thought i was sitting on a plane that was taking off, and that everything i had just experienced was all a dream. I would also hear the voices of family members, and my then girlfriend calling my name.
Then i had another 48 hours of no sleep prior to getting out of bootcamp. But those were pretty mid, i had no hallucinations, and i simply fell asleep while marching. All the while hearing kind words like "KEEP MARCHING" and "I WANNA SEE SOME ZOMBIES STILL PUTTING ONE FOOT IN FRONT OF THE OTHER IN CADENCE"
i have the most plasticest balls
Fuck microplastics, i'm macro plastic maxing, I ate a laundry basket in one bite
Eugenics😍
Bro, I'm a clinical researcher. Tese sort of videos are what makes me go through exhausting paperwork to be allowed to do anything experiment related.
COMPLETELY WORTH IT.
11:20 reminds me of how 0 was pronounced aught in the us bc we shortened it from naught bc Americans thought the eurotrash pronunciation was gay, hence giving us the pronunciation 30-06 as thirty aught six
For the sleep experiment, from my game years I've noticed only a cold, nausea and shiver during the first day after not sleeping and only microsleeps and extreme dizziness and exhaustion during the second, have never made it past 2 nights without sleeping, but im not going to permanently fuck over my ability to sleep naturally to find out
You're going to want some serious pain killer if you're actually going to put Lego out of business lol
There were multiple times ive been able to stay awake for 3 to 5 days but never personally have had any experience with hallucinations at least anything majorly noticeable to be fair like a guy thats not really there but its something i do want to experince once in my life
I might actually try one of these
Was playing doom e4m1 when this came out, gladly left it.
But you could use the first one to further your alcohol maxing
combining the auto brewery syndrome and the mouth Bactria producing alcohol to min max my intake
I did this and i could never be happier
Love discovering my country has a high distribution of T Gondii 💀
All of my ads were toothpaste related lol
I saw a post that said we eat a credit card worth of plastic yearly whereas I eat like an ATM's worth
Its the first timers who crash. Us experienced “drivers” know how to handle ourselves.
theres been a 36 hour period where i slept for less than 1 of those. not even that bad, this is an exaggeration.
Thank you Stoic Stick for making me (OCD) have a panic attack and forever be terrified of the possibility of a tapeworm being inside my brain and leaving permanent brain damage.
I didn't have enough nightmares
You would have already noticed it if you had tapeworms in your brain though due to headaches, amnesia etc.
Then you can get early treatment and be fine.
Little do people know I can’t stop myself from gooning… it’s impossible
Can you do: How to be a Karl maxer
thanks i need to try this on my younger brother
I made a whole research paper on how to induce sleep paralysis, and it's super easy. Dont sleep, and if you do, make sure it's on a full stomach.
Summer break officially started so i shall be performing my own Russian sleep experiment
live stream that shit
my tapeworms aren't ready for my microplasticsmaxxing
I got the job stoic stick. I can finnaly afford to microplastics max and stop drinking out of plebeian glass
im no psychic but i will say its nice to be here before 1 mil
Any acid will cause decalcification of your teeth, doesn't have to be lactic
Ive been up and about awake for 37 hours before. I got sick afterwards, but No mirco-sleeps.
I didn't expect I'd be ranking tape worms at 11pm
Wowzers
My stick is so stoic rn
As the one who didn't sleep for 5 days (please don't do that) my exp was like this:
1 day. Completely fine
2 day. Energetic as hell
3 day. Feel a little bit sleepy and tired but overall fine
4 day. Feel like shit, have sound hallucinations, high anxiety, always hear that someones calling you, if you lay or sit you will pass out
5 day. add visual hallucinations to sound hallucinations, anxiety max level, you see shit that didn't exist and then I just decided to sat and passed out for 3 hours
after 3 hours of sleep I felt surprisingly good and energetic
The day 4 is pandora's box but i have a job and literally cannot attempt this challenge.
I did go 36 and half hours without sleep once, wasn't an experiment tho, i just woke up early and wasn't feeling sleepy at all at night of day 1, had to wake up early on day 2 so i just stayed awake and did what i had to, then i came home late and collapsed on the bed
I hope that Lumina starts to sell to the public soon... This would be a great advancement in oral health. I would definitely buy
My cat had toxoplasmosis, and it's possible that i have it though dormant for now.
5:42 ik he was abusing hard sleeping pills but richard siagian lived for 18 months with fatal insomnia before dying (rip 🕊️)
Pls make a dark mode channel in the future 🙏🙏🙏
8 days was my limit
Interesting.
Wait 😅 I've been awake for 3 days straight and yeah I had a terrible head ache and felt like shit but none of this happened, and I was driving for most of it . Did the driving help me keep my sanity or something?
That one dude in Trainspotting died from toxoplasmosis
i dont want cavities. lmao
the tapeworm unfortunately doesn't work due to it not being adapted to eat a 100% plastic diet
Have you guys tried Heavy Metal maxxing? My testicles are solid Gold.
I was wrong great video
Shooting synthetic ropes
Im doing all of them
Is it still drink driving if your on shrooms or acid riding a bicycle
Ever seen that video of the bear with like a jumble of 40ft of tapeworm hanging out is it's butt?
Lumina is crazy W
I love eating my plastic red solo cups with a side of burnt to a crisp pizza so I can microplastic and carcinogenmaxx at the same time
I also can’t forget my drink of molten plastic
bro is fly maxxing :P
I love microplastics
Currently getting drunk while drinking sugar water and melted plastic for drunkmicroplasticmaxxing
time to T. Gondii max i guess
I love human testing. :)