Extreme Trolley Problems
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- Опубликовано: 2 мар 2024
- Extreme Trolley Problems Transcript: Skip to x time slot if you want to get straight into the video but first we hit 5k so ill be doing a minority/ethinicity reveal, a lot of you guessed phillipino/ east Asian and im guessing that’s because I said I was called both an Indian and Chinese slur maybe I kinda threw you off a bit by doing that but Im actually ethnically Persian for atleast like 10 generations in my family and because of that I probably have some Mongolian from Genghis khan in me which is where you might be able to see the east asianness. Heres what an average persian man looks like…. Hmmm that doesn’t actually look like me, Ill do a real face reveal at 25k subs which should be a few months at least and ill show you what a I mean. But yea im persian which no one actually guessed lol. Ok back to the video. The trolley problem is a moral dilemma in which a speeding trolley is heading down the tracks but you are able to pull a lever to divert the trolley onto a nearby track, the fun in the game is that there will often be people or things on the tracks and you have to decide what you will save and what you will let die. The most basic example is the 3 people on the track 1 and 1 person on track 2, the moral dilemma in this trolley problem is, should you intervene and kill someone by your choices to save another two lives? Let me just say that the answer is obviously yes pull the lever and if you disagree you are a spineless coward. So those are the standard boring ones which teach you about morality and your inner being and other boring shit today we are looking at extreme versions of the trolley problem. Like for example we have the exact same scenario as the first one but this time you have to step on a puppy's paw to pull the lever and the puppy will be really sad about it and you cant explain to him why you had to step on his paw. I would probably still pull the lever but id actually feel bad about it this time and to signify this for the rest of the video we will be accompanied by this really sad dog that has a sore paw. Ok ok ok easy right? now Our next scenario is we have a normal dude who is there against his will on track 1 and on track 2 5 people who willingly tied themselves to the track in order to be run over by the trolley , do you pull the lever to kill the 5 men who want to die and save the innocent man or do you do nothing and end up saving 4 more lives, the reductionists among you might struggle here as its more complicated than just maximising lives saved. Oh and btw there is a right answer to all these trolley problems anyone who guesses the exact same answers that I do will get some idk stoic points or something maybe we will have them be redeemable in the future, but ill just say the answers I choose may not always align with what I animate in order to keep it interesting. Locked in your answers? Alright cool. Lets step it up a notch, on track 1 a newborn baby who will live for 28,385 days which is an average lifetime or on track 2 we have 28,385 baby boomers who have only 1 day left to live. So do you kill 30k boomers so that one person can live a full life or do you believe that the collective experiences of the boomers in one day outweighs the entire lifetime of the baby? Personally, even if we gave the boomers 28k days id still choose track 2, and that’s a freebie from me. I could make a full-length video about why boomers are a problem and my personal solution to make it better for everyone and no it doesn’t entail genociding boomers it is actually a lot more tasteful. Next, we have a cyclist on track 1 and a vegan on track 2, do you pull the lever? Wrong trick question you press the secret button under the lever and initiate multi-track drifting to take them both out at the same time. Okay, this one is for the quantum physics nerds and gamblers out there, we have 1 box on each track and there is one cat and it can be in either box, I know which box the cat is in but you don’t so do you trust your instincts to be able to correctly guess which box has the cat in it? (MEOW) as I said would you be able to correctly guess which box the cat in? Are you sure its in track 1 ? you can still change your mind if you would like. Okay track 1 it is. Lets have a look under the boxes. My mind blown there was no cat in either box and just a recorder which plays
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For a stoic, the only acceptable reaction to every trolly question is to do absolutely nothing but to calm your emotions.
Also pulling the lever means you’re committing manslaughter whereas if you’re just doing nothing you’re just a witness.
@@NTJV ignoring things you can control does not make a stoic
yes why bother if it doesn’t affect you
@@ZETA14.88 yes, but this hypothetical situation makes you a criminal if you take action.
@@NTJVThat incorrect. Doing nothing is manslaughter.
Stoic answer: Never pull the lever, as the police will not be able to charge you for intended manslaughter
I mean if you knew the lever was faulty because you broke it then you are also liable for some of the deaths
@@StoicStickOr... My lawyer says "Your Honor, he was 5000 miles away from the lever, and I have proof" with no proof and I'm innocent :D /j
you cant break the leaver if you never touch it...
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@@StoicStickI would never be anywhere near a train because I am agoraphobic and haven’t left my room in half a year
bro really did an ethnicity reveal 💀💀💀💀💀
When?
Probably the first picture
Of the Persian guy
What do you mean "when" its literally at the start of thr video.@@JaTheBigKid
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Nah bro said no balls I gotta do it ong💀💀💀💀💀
You fr murdered dude cause of that
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@@imgonnatellmom3245 Hell yeah
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With most small youtubers, you find they never again post and you lose interest. But I love coming back to this account, the posts are effortlessly entertaining
I have so many ideas for videos right now that my main problem is not being able to create videos fast enough lol, but im happy with one every 3 days or so.
@@StoicStick Nahh he called you small, really gonna let that slide?
Also the answer to all the questions is turn the trolley around and make it come back in the other direction (except the hitler one🤭)
I swear when you said “Who’s to say you’re even watching a video right now,” my phone turned off.
i was the one who drank tea hours ago.
Q1: T2 (save two lives for the price of one)
Q2: T2 (I don't care about that dog)
Q3: T2 (they asked for it)
Q4: T2 (they have no reason to keep on)
Q5: T2 (vegans are much worse)
Q6: T1 (the trolley is on the track for a reason)
Q7: T1 (someone has to get somewhere on that trolley)
Q8: T1 (it screws with the passengers of the trolley)
Q9: T2 (this isn't a very good chance)
Q10: T2 (goddamn you Stoic I didn't even break that lever)
Q11: Subscribed
HOLY SHIT PERSIA MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🟩☀️🦁🟥
Rahhh wtf is a good government
We need a recreation of these trolley problems and the original one in real life!
Don’t let Mr. Beast see this
VSauce did exactly this in his RUclips Series, you prob can find this still on RUclips.
Funny thing is in the IRL version of the original you can save everyone (well, except the trolley occupants I guess) by switching the tracks when the train is halfway over. Wheelsets caught on 2 different tracks derails the trolly, crushing none.
@@BobofWOGGLEin that situation whether they get crushed or not is gonna depend on how close they are to the split in the tracks
multi-track drifting is always the answer
As a utilitarian, I just want to maximize suffering equally.
4:00 bro really hit us with Schrödinger experiment 💀
YEAH LMAOOAA
Dafodills represent Jews in Poland. This is not a joke, That’s an official symbol of Warsaw Ghetto Urprising. 😂😂😂
ok, anti-steamite
That not exactly british accent is so clearly middle eastern I don't know how no one else guessed right
Can't believe you hit 5K already! Can't not wait for 25K!
6k now
4:20 I have already imagined a hypothetical third box which is confirmed to not have a cat in it, therefore by the Monty Hall principle my current default option only has a 1 in 3 chance of containing a cat while the non-default "last remaining" option of flipping the switch now has a 2 in 3 chance of containing a cat. I do not throw the switch.
I chose the secret button to get both tracks on all.
I'd say it's a little dark, but after your "How to Get Away With Murder" video maybe not so dark. Do love your willingness to press limits, though.
As always, your videos bring me joy. Have a great day!!!
Super underrated channel! Love your vids.
Both Stoic and Buddhist agree that they just won't participate.
If my mind is so boring that this is what I hallucinate on Dutura then just tie me to the tracks.
This channel seems pretty great. Nice way to fill the hole left by Casually Explained between his wild and unpredictable uploads.
you're so underrated keep it up i love ur vids
damn first time yt recommended me a good channel im gon binge watch all ur vid
ps. you funny af
I have an extention for my browser that blocks out self-promotion, yet yours was done so well it didn't get axed.
Would've done it if I hadn't already
Congrats on gettin g to 5 k . Keep up the good work
This guy is underrated
Very quickly becoming my favourite RUclips channel
I love the broken switch parts made me chuckle
For the cat. If it's a 50/50 chance, I wouldn't pull the lever, at least my action wasn't the cause of death, but rather my inaction
As we have clarified before, boomers are a lead full generation
I would pull the lever at a specific moment to multi track drift in every single time
5:24 stoic stick knows whats up
hey bro why don't you post daily and get like $400 a day
I'd like to think the lever was half broken by the last viewer, and i'm setting it up to be broken by the next one too.
"...Which might be couple of months away at last"
Well look at the champ go! at 17K in 2 weeks
oh yeah, pretty good channel btw. lots of potential. subbed.
My favorite: There is 1 person on the track, but if you pull the lever, it will go to another fork in the road with another person at the lever and 2 people on the track. If he pulls it, the trolley goes to another fork with 3 people, etc., on to infinity. Do you pull the lever, indirectly causing a potentially infinite number of deaths that are technically some other guy's fault, or just let the guy die?
I just saw subscribe button glow when he asked to subscribe during last trolley problem.
" might be a few months away at least "
>month later
>24,5K
i didnt pull the lever on the hitler one though, youre assumptions about my choices are wrong
I unsubscribed just long enough to panic you the resubscribe just in time to save you and the theoretical kittens.
Lol nah good vid.
Glad the channel is doing great.
I shall not intervene regardless because I didn’t start the trolley nor did I put the people on the tracks
Also they are tied down to the tracks what if I can’t untie them and they are just stuck to the tracks now
You really got me with that tea bit. I did in fact have tea earlier.
Where face reveal???
that subscribe thing really made me subscribe lol
My answer: I pull the lever every time because I am completely apathetic to the situation
I think the baby with 28 thousand days vs 28 thousand people with 1 day is harder if you change who's on which track.
keep up the good work !
new here, loving your videos, they're funny, are you also into phenotype studies?
More specifically what about them? I agree that there is predictive power from gene studies
My answers
Q1: T2 (save two lives for the price of one)
Q2: T2 (I don't care about that dog)
Q3: T2 (they asked for it)
Q4: T2 (they have no reason to keep on)
Q5: T2 (vegans are much worse)
Q6: T1 (the trolley is on the track for a reason)
Q7: T1 (someone has to get somewhere on that trolley)
Q8: T1 (it screws with the passengers of the trolley)
Q9: T1 (this isn't a very good chance)
Q10: T2 (goddamn you Stoic I didn't even break that lever)
Q11: Subscribed
1 (possibly zero since it's the basic one). pull the lever
2. pull
3. don't pull
4. pull
5. don't pull
6. don't pull
7. don't pull
8. don't pull
9. pull
10. pull
3:58 this in quantom physics, where the cat can be both dead and alive
This dude is out here making grade AAA certified fresh content similar to the likes of Samonella and I love him for it
this is certainly a denial of aristotle
After the train passes due to the lever failure, baby hitler is definitely not safe from me bro
Joke's on you, I had already subscribed one minute before the last problem 😎
This channel is so underrated. Your sense of humor is impeccable, and yes, I used the American spelling you redcoat.
i laughed so hard at double track drift option
i tripped at the wake up part bro
Mathematically our two choices outcomes of the grandma one are between
100 units*chance of 1 = 100
And
100 units*chance of 0.05 - 100 units*chance of 0.95 = - 85
So statistically its a horrible choice to gamble your grandmas pension is you consider yourself on the same team
But thats just theory. GAME THEORY! Thanks for reading
But you don't take into consideration that 99% of gamblers quit before they win big? Faulty math
ethnicity tier list when?
Neglect is never a crime, so the correct answer is always to not pull the lever, it can only be sometimes permissable to pull the lever if for instance there are no individuals on where you redirected the train.
"wait a second, the lever was broken, why is it good now and not switched?"
your videos are great
Ngl this is good content, reminds me of sam’o nella
Q1 - Pull
Q2 - Pull
Q3 - Pull
Q4 - Leave
Q5 - Pull
Q6 - Leave
Q7 - Leave
Q8 - Pull
Q9 - Leave
Q10 - Pull
I would leave the lever broken
your employer is eager for 25k, can't wait to see who dropped the racial slur tier list
True answer, wait until the front wheels pass the lever then change the track, causing the back wheels go onto another track, derailing the train.
Solution given by Pacific Union.
Already at 6.5k after 5 hours.
I subscribed please don’t die on the train tracks I’m about to press play and see if I saved you stoic thick
My solution for the Trolley problem is to get the 3 people on the other track and then pull the lever.
1. pull
2. pull
3. pull
4. pull
5. pull
6. pull
6. pull
7. don't pull
8. don't pull
9. don't pull
10. pull
Ah a fellow Mongolian Warrior (I’m 2% Hungarian)
I only pulled the leaver willingly on the gambling one.
Hahaha dude this was fucking hilarious!! Just for the record I subscribed this vid BEFORE the last problem
The fact that the baby painter survived might have stopped a series of events from happening differently over the the last about 100 years to cause the future to be completely altered that it is worse than if he survived.
I would know I ranted about it to myself for 20 minutes :)
every answer for me is multi track drifting
Q1: T1
Q2: T2
Q3: T3
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Qn: Tn
"plot twist" he is a part of the sassanid dynasty and is preparing to finally liberate Iran from the muslim occupiers
If you have to kill someone to not kill others with inaction then you've already made a mistake somewhere before
I kinda thought pulling the lever forwards and backwards couple of times so that trolley would go out of the rail and kill all the 4 people in the first problem so i guess i did guessed this one in 3:50 (kinda) can i get my 5 stoic points?
5:25 I actually did one time break a piece of my dad’s exercise equipment, I fixed it just enough so that the next time my dad uses it he would think he was the one who broke it and it actually worked and my dad thought he damaged his own exercise equipment.
Q10: T1
That poor puppy
7:10 well, I wasn't gonna pull the lever anyway...
+100 style points for doing the drift
The smiley faces please me
I heard that there were currency in ancient Persia that sports the current king with the motto “lover of Greeks” so this checks out
My answer is 1. I would sacrifice myself to stop the trolly 2. ( cause no one accepts that answer ) I walk away and refuse to be income in the taking of anyone’s life, I know this still leads to a death, but I don’t count myself as doing it, let someone else take my place
I won 5 stoic points. Remember me for when they will matter
Regardless who or what is on the tracks, Track 1 feels like the original played out Timeline and Track 2 feels like alternate timelines
+5 stoic points. I expect to be able to redeem these later on.
you forgot the trolly problem involving the human population and renegade raider from fortnite
Pull the lever when the tram is halfway the switch, then it derails.
6:16 gamblers gonna have a field day with this one
There could be infinite boomers on the track and I'd still pull the lever
The answere to this problem is simple and always the same:
Do nothing !!! Why ??? It´s because of how laws are working.
Use the tricker means YOU are responsible for people dying => You are technical a murder => Prison.
Do nothing means someone else is responsible and you are NOT in prison.
Actually, there is no "Secret button" on a track switch to do that. If you really wanna do track drifting, you keep the switch in the same position until half of the trolley has passed over it, THEN you switch.
Correct answer is always pull the lever after the front wheels cross the switch for maximum carnage
YOU'RE TOO FUNNY FOR SOME REASON