@@remakefreddy9170 i think it has multiple millions of calories per 10 ounces hey if you need a drink to get it down, gasoline is really high in calories too
Oh but see, they put fishnet in the arteries to enforce yet another unrealistic beauty standard. First they want fishnets on our legs, but now thays not enough, they need it IN our legs too now 😒
I knew someone who was definitely obese they got In the back of my old mustang and the suspension was so compressed it rubbed the tire on the sidewall lmao
Forkliftmaxxing could be an advanced form of Obesitymaxxing. Then there's the hidden art of Cranemaxxing. Also when did Obesity become a censored word?
I am 450lbs I’ve grown 230lbs in 2 years I feel terrible, look terrible, fit in nothing, and have no idea how to stop Maybe I should just keep going and become my own zip code
Damn it man, if that's true I get it and I feel for you. I know lots of ppl with addiction issues and idk how to help them and it. I am having a very hard time accepting it but I've got nothing.
Theres this dude that comes into my work, he buys some cheap pastries like pains au chocolate, and to wash it down he buys 2 litres of chocolate milk, 160G of sugar in that alone
We call it, caloric investing. Sure planning needs to be made whilst in normal sea-based-vehicle operation. However no planning is needed in the event all shit goes to hell. Since dense people have that terrible habit of sinking.
Any source for the claim that jon gained 100kg in a week? Can't really find that anywhere, seems physically impossible. Let's say he gained 40kg of pure fat and the entire rest of that was just water retention, he'd have to have eaten 308000 calories in that time frame (not counting his calories burned which might've reached 6500 a day. so in reality he might've had to eat double that amount aka more than half a million calories). That's like 44-100k calories a day. Doesn't seem likely
are there any theories how he gained that much weight in a week even with water retention of 5kg a day he would still have to be storing like 60-70 thousand calories a day which is way more than a human can consume as far as i know 20-30k is the most anyone has ever done
Waiting for a "best drugs to mix with ketamine" tier list. Psychedelics are obviously S tier, as is nitrous oxide, cocaine/MDMA A tier, still make a very interesting video.
At 1,400lbs and 80% body fat, that's 1,200lbs of pure fat, which equates to 4,592,000 kilocalories, or 19,212,928,000 joules of energy. A stick of dynamite produces about 2.1 megajoules of energy. That means that if you achieve the record-smashing weight of John Brewer Minnoch, you will be more powerful than 9,000 sticks of Dynamite!
2024 normies: Mogging
2024 chads: Obese maxxing
No dude. I’m bulking, not fat, there’s a huge difference bro.
"I'm not fat, I'm cultivating mass," - Mac, Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Facts, lmao 😂
Eternal Bulkers
Speaking of huge
edtr
Give us a guide to lowering IQ. For those of us whose IQ is too high and is ruining our lives 😞
Just go on a vegan diet, humans naturally lean more towards the carnivorous side and eventually get brain damage from a vegan diet.
Don't wear masks when you spray paint and make sure to lick your fingers after handling lead!
@@catcadevhow about eating soldering tin
lobotomy maxxing
Start martial arts
I think I gained 8% body fat while watching this, inspiring bro.
sick gainz bra
the greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction
That's my fat fetishist friend's philosophy
@@NutsNBolts-fv9kx I love fat chix
@@asdf-sr1nynein
@@NutsNBolts-fv9kxit’s true though lol
More plates more dates
More dishes more bishes
Alternate Title: How to Compete with CaseOh
Snack Harlow
taco west
jeffery dinner
LeBrownie James
Stoic Thick
Caseoh propaganda
What even is a 1 by 1 lego piece?
'leg obese"
Just blame BlackRock like the rest of us, duh!
Bro, George Soros is still alive why yall trippin like that
Anti semite
I am 5' 6 and 250 pounds. I will use this video to surpass my limits sir Stoic
bro you're a brick circle with legs how do you live my man
Please dont
@@rickoleary7060 I am actually losing weight don't worry about that lol. It's all g.
230 pounds now
"surpass my limits" is crazy lmao 💀💀💀 blud bouta go super saiyan blud bouta go even further beyond
Mmmmm cake
This guy is like Sam O’Nella without the “hey kids”
And without the charm
and the into
And without the concerning amounts of child murder jokes
He is the 4chan to sams reddit
Obesity maxxing from the perspective of an obesity maxxer. Take that, librerals! No way to cancel this guy!
yk uranium has like a LOT of calories in it
Thank you for this information, I will be buying and eating.
@@remakefreddy9170 i think it has multiple millions of calories per 10 ounces
hey if you need a drink to get it down, gasoline is really high in calories too
During quarantine I finally went from 240 to 150 lbs shredded 🙏🏾 gonna get back on the obese max grind
Can u make an addctions tierlist next? I know that a lot of people have already done it but i think u could do it a lot better
I just got a planet fitness ad right before this video.
This channel is golden. Thank goodness the Rothschilds are gone now so you can get a girlfriend
The rothschilds ate my Childhood Hamster
@@SaulBadman-wb5kt L
The rothschilds made me eat my Childhood Hamster
@@ThouShaltSneed L
if this type of thing becomes a meme i'd watch every video
Its already a running series on my channel lol , there is also microplastic maxxing and carcinogen maxxing
@@StoicStick thanks for replying! i’ll watch them :)
Oh but see, they put fishnet in the arteries to enforce yet another unrealistic beauty standard. First they want fishnets on our legs, but now thays not enough, they need it IN our legs too now 😒
I'm eating steamed vegetables and rice while watching this.
stoic bites gonna put feastables out of business
I knew someone who was definitely obese they got In the back of my old mustang and the suspension was so compressed it rubbed the tire on the sidewall lmao
Forkliftmaxxing could be an advanced form of Obesitymaxxing. Then there's the hidden art of Cranemaxxing.
Also when did Obesity become a censored word?
Idk lol it came up with an issue until I changed it lol
@@StoicStick Lol, Literally 1984 (I have read the book)
@@TheFabulousGravyTrain more like Wall-E
I am not fat, i am just costipated.
Immensely based; once you're shaped like a ball you can roll everywhere at immense speeds.
Jesus didn't walk on water. He was obesity maxxing, so he could just float. No grease stain, no gain.
"Murder Maxxing isn't real. Murder Maxxing can't hurt you!"
Muder Maxxing:
jokes on you I actually lost 50lbs during the pandemic but i will try to obesity max
I wash myself with RAGG on a stick.
BEEF-CAKE! BEEF CAKE!
I am 450lbs
I’ve grown 230lbs in 2 years
I feel terrible, look terrible, fit in nothing, and have no idea how to stop
Maybe I should just keep going and become my own zip code
Nah bro, need to earn a zipcode, then you can apply as a independent power for relief efforts
Damn it man, if that's true I get it and I feel for you. I know lots of ppl with addiction issues and idk how to help them and it. I am having a very hard time accepting it but I've got nothing.
The larger surface area to volume ratio and increased insulation allow you to become a more efficient lifeform, a true functional athlete.
bro really just fundamentally broke down the obesity epidemic
4:32 this guy is rebranding kalteen bars like he's some Caden Heron
I am fooding to this video, I love obesity maxxing.
A crime tier list would be perfect for this channel.
The style of how you present ideas is so cleaver and funny sarcastic 😂😂 love it 🥰
yes its as clever as a cleaver
When i ran out of chocolate bars I tried to eat a search bar. Don´t waste your time on that. It provides very little nutrients.
Interesting results!
Theres this dude that comes into my work, he buys some cheap pastries like pains au chocolate, and to wash it down he buys 2 litres of chocolate milk, 160G of sugar in that alone
This channel would benefit from the study of the Australian Automotive icon, the Ford AU Falcon
This is what CaseOh lives by:
Im a scrawnmaxxer, on the opposite side of the spectrum.
What about us thin maxxers?
I just learned about this thing with clogged arteries. I got triple bypass last week, I cannot believe how I have been lied to by big health!!!
/j
Caseoh taking notes
Me writing down notes for my bulk
goon maxxing up the wagyu beef
Liked and subscribed, looking forward to the dividends once you become the new Jacob Rothschild
Ngl you had me in the first third about the surgery
We call it, caloric investing. Sure planning needs to be made whilst in normal sea-based-vehicle operation. However no planning is needed in the event all shit goes to hell. Since dense people have that terrible habit of sinking.
Watching this while sick and my throat is burning from trying to not to laugh.
Any source for the claim that jon gained 100kg in a week? Can't really find that anywhere, seems physically impossible. Let's say he gained 40kg of pure fat and the entire rest of that was just water retention, he'd have to have eaten 308000 calories in that time frame (not counting his calories burned which might've reached 6500 a day. so in reality he might've had to eat double that amount aka more than half a million calories). That's like 44-100k calories a day. Doesn't seem likely
7 минут были потрачены не зря
I calculate if someone is obese using the equation If (mass(kg) ≥ height(ft)*17(kg/ft)), then they're obese.
are there any theories how he gained that much weight in a week even with water retention of 5kg a day he would still have to be storing like 60-70 thousand calories a day which is way more than a human can consume as far as i know 20-30k is the most anyone has ever done
You’re going to need a fiber component to keep the oil from going straight through your body
tell my your in to feederism with out telling me you are in to feederism XD
Waiting for a "best drugs to mix with ketamine" tier list. Psychedelics are obviously S tier, as is nitrous oxide, cocaine/MDMA A tier, still make a very interesting video.
Send this video to CaseOh
Ive got a great six-pack, just let me move this keg sitting on top of it.
0:22 LOL (laughed out loud)
Bro missed a perfect opportunity at 1:23 to say there's a TON of health benefits 😭😭😭😭
expending too much energy laughing to obesemaxx now, killed my dream :(
Yay Wales mentioned?🏴
I've lost 52 pounds since February.
Finally getting my US visa.
Ogre maxxing is underrated
At 1,400lbs and 80% body fat, that's 1,200lbs of pure fat, which equates to 4,592,000 kilocalories, or 19,212,928,000 joules of energy. A stick of dynamite produces about 2.1 megajoules of energy. That means that if you achieve the record-smashing weight of John Brewer Minnoch, you will be more powerful than 9,000 sticks of Dynamite!
This is real thing some people do it because of a fetish, idk how anyone is this down bad
Its 3 am and i just ate 300 gramms of ice cream, i think im a step ahead of you
Nickocado strat
Hey, add some uranium to stoicbites. Tastes great, and has a couple of calories.
love ur videos man good job
2:22 This conspiracy stems from the main theorist base being American.
5'1 and only 100 lbs😔 i really need to up my game tbh
Are you 8 years old?
@@luigigaming2717 im 14 tf??? i was like 4'3 as an 8 year old
@@literalphoton God has done you beyond dirty
i think this is the worst piece of media i’ve willingly consumed
"Explain that one liberals!"
Wouldn't it be conservatives in this case?
no
This is the only channel with two words in its name, one of which is "stoic" that I didn't immediately block.
How to Caseoh tutorial.
6:09 why is bro looking at his chair like that ☠☠☠
Eat 2 big macs daily
I’m 6’1 and 49kg (108lbs I think)
Fun coincidence, I actualy need to gain weight in 2 weeks
i know exactly what you put in those chocolate bars; Uranium. That stuff is a super calorie dense ingredient, trust me, i tried it myself
i wanna do this. I'm being serious.
100kg
7 days
~14kg/day, excluding sh**ting
100kg in 7 days is insane
Ngl, uneven wear on tires made me laugh...
Currently On my way to 40 bmi only at 25 rn
Stoic is The Only 'stick channel' I Trust
I legit got a girlfriend when Rothschild died lol
The surgeon scene is my favorite
Thank you for the reddit mod tutorial.
just another great informative vid, gonna hit the fridge now
I’m not fat I’m just bulk maxing
I came here for actual tips. What the hell are you yapping about
I’ll never be obese 😔 might as well just give up.
Why do you keep putting the Transcript in the Description?
Idk what else to put there plus its good for SEO any search terms in desc push the video
@@StoicStickview-maxxing
@@StoicStick Just copy the Oxford Dictionary and put it in the Description.
my goat dropping new video
so... eat my midnight snack? alright
WHAT DO YOU MEAN 100kg in a WEEK? DAYUM
Here to claim my stock