I love how chill the first story guy is- "I had to put my parents' murder on hold" like how you would say you had to put vacation plans on hold or something. It gives me chills.
He is most likly become more or less socihopatic because of his family. I just hope he can live the rest of his life without incident. Also.... the fact that he got away with it and just live somewhere in the world is scary (sorry for my grammer, english not my first language)
The ending of the story where he talks about his grandmother passing made him realize how quickly loved ones can disappear and this is my way of saying I love, he has to mentally be thinking about his sister not his grandmother and killing her was his way of saying I love you sis. And that's why he holds the calibration of his grandmother's death I am not saying what he did was write and if this is fake then props for telling a satisfying revenge story. I'm just trying to make some sense of the ending. Oh yes it does sound like putting a vacation on hold.
@@Voicegoblin Yes. Yes it is and the funny and/or scary part at least to me is that some go through with it. And by yes I mean it is normal. Heck I've thought about it over the years heck sometimes I can't even tell if I'm still sane enough to not go through with it. IDK I do have restraint but if I ever do snap it would be just like this guy losing a loved one.
*Sister lives in harsh conditions, is abused so hard she kills herself.* Family: *Grandmother dies.* Family: What a tragedy, let's have an annual ceremony about this person who prompted a young girl to burn herself to death and watched her do it without remorse.
Well, I'm pretty sure the rest of the family followed along with stigmatizing the sister since she was an illegitimate birth, so they were more focused on the grandmother's death than her life.
It's also probably fake. Anyone can make a story up on Reddit. It just depends on how convincing you can make it. And no I'm not saying that all Reddit story are fake.
@@raccoonyew4149 yeah maybe. But it very well might be true. All the signs are there, throwaway account, after statute of limitations for Sweden, no extradition treaty between Sweden and Syria, so nothing would happen even if he was identified. Based on 2008 date. And I know that I would personally consider and even plan it if that happened to me. Not so sure about actually doing it
@@Demonslayer20111 And it is Syria. I don't mean that in a derogatory way simply that their culture is different than what we know/are accustomed too. I don't want to use the term Honor Killing because that's not what this is...but it's what comes to mind. a more pure form of honor killing in a way.
Is it just me... or does it seem like murder should belong in "supernova revenge" and not nuclear revenge? I just... it feels like "ruining someone's life" and "ending someone's life" belong in different subs...
Internet: We need you to find the difference between these two pictures Family Friendly Content Detailed Murder Story RUclips: They are the same picture
First story in a nutshell: Avenge the fallen. But in all seriousness, that first story was disgusting. That grandmother was a completely and truly disgusting, and she more than deserved the punishment.
FBI has no jurisdiction in Sweden. Furthermore crime was committed in Syria, I have no fucking idea who has jurisdiction there, except perhaps ISIS. And they would agree with OP.
The Case would have to be worked through Interpol and it would multi-Jurisdictional. GSD and CSD in Syria. SÄPO, NFC, and Polismyndigheten in Sweden. Interpol as the Intermediary Agency.
Tbh I am expecting OP to murder his parents for every extra kid they had and the mom asks why with him only saying "remember my sister? No? Then let me help u remember her" and the mother dies
@@ViirinSoftworks the grandma, and the OP are evil, and i sincerely hope someone doxxed OP found her zip code, and sent op's story to the proper authorities
Quotes to sum it up: First story: "Remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied..." Second story: "I won't kill you... But I don't have to save you."
In the friend’s defense, if my friend asked to cover for him since he would be out with a girl, my first thought wouldn’t be “Oh you’re gonna kill your Grandma huh?” It’s less of him being oblivious and you just being on a completely different planet from them.
@@sugarstudios5946well, if you ever think you're old enough, Southpark has all their episodes for free on their own website. To be fair, listening/reading a story about someone who murdered their own grandmother is probably worse than anything southpark has put out there.
This is what separates RSlash from the other reddit readers. His additional content and way of reading. Also I appreciate the fact that he credits the Redditors first.
Dad: Hey op so I heard you are willing to donate your organ for me Op: Dad you leave me when i was very young I’m gonna donate you a grave how does that sound? Dad: F*ck
If I was OP in the first story I would have planned a way to free my sister. OP should have asked his sister to hold on for just a couple more years until he could support her. Obviously I am not in her situation and that may have been too much to ask of her. But giving her some hope by setting a date to the end of her misery may have helped. I would have saved every penny and broke her out of there asap. Living on almost nothing but still being free of that torture would be a huge step up from how she was living. I guess I am just surprised that he was able to strategically plan and follow through will a murder but didn't use that motivation to strategically plan an escape for his sister.
Was she underage? It might have been considered kidnapping and OP might have been thrown in Syrian jail and the sister would have returned to the grandmother's.
hes uses the internet effect aka hes abusing the fact no one will likely belive the story because its on the internet and is way too obvious but that makes it the perfect place to brag about doing legit stuff when its not account locked of course this wouldnt work on something like face book
Yeah,like seriously!That's nothing to brag about! If I was that guy,that would be my deepest darkest secret! I mean I'm surprised the FBI didn't decide to track this guy down.
@@mwwill5465 He lives in Sweden and the crime was done in Syria, neither of which is within their jurisdiction. Maybe the Syrian authorities will try to track him down and seek extradition, but somehow I doubt it.
@@zomboss9242 actually the op did a gamer move because police thinks all the specifically reddid stories are fake. Facebook:real Twitter:real Literally anything else:real Reddit: Oh ThAtS fAkE
Laughing is usually a default reaction to uncomfortable or unfamiliar situations. Thought it was weird initially but its not that weird when I thought about it.
For some reasons, I really want the first story to be fake but the emotions felt so real. The grandmother was truly a sad excuse of a human being for letting her grandchild kill herself off in such a manner. F to OP 😔😔😔
Hers and add on, child services: WHAT THE IS WRONG WITH THESE PARENTS Fbi agent: what about the kids Child services: WHY ARE YOU NOT DOING ANYTHING Fbi agent: its just a Reddit post its not even real i bet Child services: wha... Oh my god
the funny thing is with the first story is that the person is a MURDER and is probabley a better parent than their parents, like their wife and kids get gifts on the day that they killed someone and they don't have a clue.
Well, it was also a story of infidelity, abandonement, slavery, children abuse and suicide, so it kind of makes it hard to feel some empathy for the murdered granma or the rest of the family.
Even though what he Did was teribble the Sister was tortured then burned alive the grandma deserved it (cough cough there's a chance the story is fake cough cough)
The story where this guy MURDERED his grandma made me break out in a cold sweat. I mean, the grandma was pretty bad in a way, but the description of this entire thing painted a brutal picture in my mind of what happened. But do you think OP almost got caught or maybe was caught because he posted this story? And OP avenged his sister in a way others may have never expected, but he still avenged her.
Somehow, Murder in our imaginations seems right... But in real life... It's not right. Let's not make our Imaginations or Anger control us it's not right.
No. His feelings burn hot as hell. If you would have experienced what he experienced and knew that girl is about to become a sex slave with approval of entire family and that grandmother is practically guilty of her death - if you would see for yourself what she eats and what she looks like and what she endures - you would understand why he did it. There is nothing cold about it. Cold was the father who almost thrown an infant into trash. Cold was the mother who ordered it. Cold was the woman who instead of having basic empathy destroyed a life that could be as normal as your or mine. She never got that chance. If she didn't kill herself she would have been married off at fifteen to a family in which she would be raped by every man above 14 years old in a repeated basis. If you would have seen with your own eyes starved abused child and if repeated, legal rape of a child was realistic to you, you would see this guy is a hero.
When a person rages like a fire, he is weak. They wont be able to rationalize anything. Fear the moment, when his fire burns so brightly, his rage turns cold.
I simply can't believe that someone was like, "oh yeah, I'm gonna tell people on the internet that I killed people where they can trace my name and address, I totally killed people, yep definitely." like no you didn't, you're just tryna sound cool"
Wow. I think I'd be getting up during his therapy session to leave "then my wife reminded me that I had kids!" "and this story is why you can go hug yourself passionately, dad!"
Buddy, I do not dive deep into the comments, it took me forever to find yours. Buuut it is the same template but different meme and p.s. how would I know!? -- sorry friend , my deepest concerns. Knowble08 Edit: I looked for yours after your comment P.s. again I am sorry for accedentally stealing your joke. Have a good day :)
I know so many stories where the mother claims no child support, and the kid grew up hating and disrespecting their father, only to find out decades later that their mother destroyed him in court and kept him at bay... I was one of those stories.
There really isn't any way of proving the story without risking to waste police efforts. Odds are the crime is closed because of age and won't ever be investigated.
kid to mom: Mom how are babies made? Mom: Oh sweety so basically there needs to be a mommy and a daddy, then they go to bed and *passionately hug eachother* really hard!
Deserve it or not (kinda did) Vengence killing is still murder. Call it what it is and call it a fucking day. Don't get all ethical about murder. A fucked up bunch of fucked up people. The only innocent person in this story is OP's sister
Op: "looks at grandma with an angry face" grandma: "looks at op with a terrified expression" "Mick Gordon's rip and tear from doom 2016 starts playing loudly in the background"
Yeah at the very least get her to adoption center it's your mess at least pay for her so she can have a good life (english isn't my first language sorry)
@@alexanderharris5022 Kids are fine, he will treat them well. Definitely different from the upbring that led O.P to be the way that he is. Besides, it doesn't take a psych/sociopathe to murder. It doesn't take one to remember ot fondly or mark the occasion. People can do griesome things. If anything, I wiuld put the spotlight on the grandmother and the mother for being abusive, manipulative pscho/sociopaths. The abuse of young child until she literally burned herself to deaty, and the callous disregard of a human life, to attempt to have the literal infant thrown away like _garbage,_ just because the child is "inconvenient". O.P did what he did yo get justice where there would never be any. And his kids have no contact with their now grandparents, and OP tells no one but anonymous Reddit pf his crimes. The kids are fine, if not for a slight genetic disposition
weirdly enough lying is a worse sin then killing so satans right hand man would either be the worlds biggest serial killer or the perfect conman OH NO EA REALLY IS THE DEVILS RIGHT HAND
Wilma Perkins all sins are equally morally bad because for any sin you have got to pay in death but you can accept Jesus Christ as your savior and ask for forgiveness
15:35 Not quite. It's more like seeing someone dangle from a cliff and being like "I won't kill you. But I don't have to save you." It's pretty simple too, but I just like Batman Begins. So I had to make that reference.
The murder was done in Syria, before the Arab Spring and civil war kicked off. I don't know if they have a statute of limitations for murder but I'm guessing the police and prosecutor have other priorities to focus on. Talk about fortuitous.
Assuming its real theres no statute of limitations on murder. But that doesnt mean he'd necessarily go to jail. If a cop stumbled past this online they'd most likely assume it was made up and keep scrolling. However if a cop on the grandmothers case finds it and conclusively proves it was him yeah he could go to jail. But to prove he wrote it the cop would need a warrant to search OPs computer to connect the account to the user, so they would already need strong evidence that it was him before the confession. IF however they check flight records based on this post and realize OP left on a later plane than he said and interviewed the friend that might be enough evidence. Assuming the case is still being investigated and they can assumedly link this post to that case.
WARNING: This story is intense. Don't watch unless you want to listen to someone describe murder!
LAWD!
1700 people are broken they didn't like the vid
can you pin this comment so it doesnt show up at the way bottom
oh J E S U S--
*le gasp*
"Rip their f-ing throat out"
also r/slash
"passionatly hug"
Xeastrao Valkyrie passionately**
Hug passionately
Rip 2:54
i ruined 69 comments, now i'm ruining 699 likes, there you go!
800 likes!
I love how chill the first story guy is- "I had to put my parents' murder on hold" like how you would say you had to put vacation plans on hold or something. It gives me chills.
He is most likly become more or less socihopatic because of his family. I just hope he can live the rest of his life without incident. Also.... the fact that he got away with it and just live somewhere in the world is scary
(sorry for my grammer, english not my first language)
I literally get more stressed when i decide ti take a shit a few minutes later than i planned
Wait is it not normal to plan out the murder of specific shitty people who happen to be related by blood?
The ending of the story where he talks about his grandmother passing made him realize how quickly loved ones can disappear and this is my way of saying I love, he has to mentally be thinking about his sister not his grandmother and killing her was his way of saying I love you sis. And that's why he holds the calibration of his grandmother's death I am not saying what he did was write and if this is fake then props for telling a satisfying revenge story. I'm just trying to make some sense of the ending. Oh yes it does sound like putting a vacation on hold.
@@Voicegoblin Yes. Yes it is and the funny and/or scary part at least to me is that some go through with it. And by yes I mean it is normal. Heck I've thought about it over the years heck sometimes I can't even tell if I'm still sane enough to not go through with it. IDK I do have restraint but if I ever do snap it would be just like this guy losing a loved one.
Dad: I'm dying... I need a kidney transplant
OP: **Sips tea** such a shame
OP: **signing off a will to give inheritance to himself** if only someone would be kind enough to donate an organ now that would be wholesome.
@@benslater3588 STONKS
LMAO
@@benslater3588 sometimes hatred can overcome greed
lol
Best way to sum up that last story: “Long live the king"
Hamilton be like
Lol
The best way to sum up the last story: Fabricated.
"Child's trauma processing..."
Sabaton?
*Sister lives in harsh conditions, is abused so hard she kills herself.*
Family:
*Grandmother dies.*
Family: What a tragedy, let's have an annual ceremony about this person who prompted a young girl to burn herself to death and watched her do it without remorse.
Well, I'm pretty sure the rest of the family followed along with stigmatizing the sister since she was an illegitimate birth, so they were more focused on the grandmother's death than her life.
It's also probably fake. Anyone can make a story up on Reddit. It just depends on how convincing you can make it. And no I'm not saying that all Reddit story are fake.
@@raccoonyew4149
Fair enough
@@raccoonyew4149 yeah maybe. But it very well might be true. All the signs are there, throwaway account, after statute of limitations for Sweden, no extradition treaty between Sweden and Syria, so nothing would happen even if he was identified. Based on 2008 date.
And I know that I would personally consider and even plan it if that happened to me. Not so sure about actually doing it
@@Demonslayer20111 And it is Syria. I don't mean that in a derogatory way simply that their culture is different than what we know/are accustomed too. I don't want to use the term Honor Killing because that's not what this is...but it's what comes to mind. a more pure form of honor killing in a way.
Dying dad: I need this surgery to live
Kid he abandoned and forgot about: *_sips tea_* sounds like a personal problem
Laura Rose Angel don’t know if you watch My Hero Academia, but this seem like something Todoroki Shoto would do. Lol
@@cuudlezsosuh937 absolutely
@@cuudlezsosuh937 duh
Lol
I was sure rslash already had this story up
Grandma: *is the reason his sister is dead*
OP: *kills grandma*
Grandma: :0
X0
>:0
;0
Surprised pikachu face
Wrong emoji x-xD
Is it just me... or does it seem like murder should belong in "supernova revenge" and not nuclear revenge?
I just... it feels like "ruining someone's life" and "ending someone's life" belong in different subs...
U ruining life bad but
Me ENDING SOMEONES LIFE
Or Singularity
Supernova is way worse than killing choking someone to death
@@trustyrat8632 like that guy who shot his wife's new husband with a shotgun for getting his son killed
Probably in r/blackholerevenge
R/slash: passionately hug
Also r/slash: so here's a story about murdering my grandmother
Yeah, no point trying to monetize this one.
Murder, theft and arsen is fine, but you don't speak about sex with Mr. RUclips's family friendly police.
Grandma:make sister kill herself
OP: right back at you buckaroo
Salvi50376 YT grandma: make sister kill herself
OP: *puts hand on uno card*
Grandma: shit
XD a reverse card will undo her killing herself
@@kakashi6957 he just does an +2 on her +2
Salvi50376 YT
Whips out reverse card
Of someone just didn't like this... Their would have been 555 likes and 5 comments....
Internet: We need you to find the difference between these two pictures
Family Friendly Content
Detailed Murder Story
RUclips: They are the same picture
They dont think so NOW because COPPA hasnt claimed this and we're still talking
Dry as toasts...
Also RUclips: demonitize nice people
Pretty accurate.
RUclips and Reddit : WE DID GREAT!
First story in a nutshell:
Avenge the fallen.
But in all seriousness, that first story was disgusting. That grandmother was a completely and truly disgusting, and she more than deserved the punishment.
i agree
Everyone is so calm about this like wtf???
But yes i agree, that grandmother deserved every bit of struggle she felt before the release of death.
@@yourfavoritemushroom this is how the internet works.
Grandma: was the reason his sister died
OP: *uno reverse card*
d e s r e v e r
Esaelp pots
on, I esufer
Ekatsim ru xif esaelp
I tnac ti si na noitinfec
OP: So I killed my grandmother.
FBI: Meh, she deserved it.
Eric Ni you are sick
She kinda did tho.
🔫AMERICA🔫FUCK🔫YEAH🔫
FBI has no jurisdiction in Sweden. Furthermore crime was committed in Syria, I have no fucking idea who has jurisdiction there, except perhaps ISIS. And they would agree with OP.
The Case would have to be worked through Interpol and it would multi-Jurisdictional. GSD and CSD in Syria. SÄPO, NFC, and Polismyndigheten in Sweden. Interpol as the Intermediary Agency.
9:03 So, the dad makes a ceremony every year for his garbage mom, BUT NOT FOR HIS OWN CHILD?!?!? This is insane...
I know right and they just plainly forget about her... at least the grandmother knew why is her grandson murdering her and remember her "slave"
You might be surprised how evil some people are.
Tbh I am expecting OP to murder his parents for every extra kid they had and the mom asks why with him only saying "remember my sister? No? Then let me help u remember her" and the mother dies
@@ViirinSoftworks the grandma, and the OP are evil, and i sincerely hope someone doxxed OP found her zip code, and sent op's story to the proper authorities
@@jessicamassa9377 Agree to disagree.
Quotes to sum it up:
First story: "Remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied..."
Second story: "I won't kill you... But I don't have to save you."
Isn't that a Batman quote? I swear I've heard that from somewhere...
@@General_CI know I’m a year late but yes, it’s from Batman Begins(2005).
In the friend’s defense, if my friend asked to cover for him since he would be out with a girl, my first thought wouldn’t be “Oh you’re gonna kill your Grandma huh?” It’s less of him being oblivious and you just being on a completely different planet from them.
I mean, I have a friend with a crazy grandma, so I would maybe ask him something like that, but again im an idiot lmao
Na dude my friends are ugly, if they claim to be "hooking up" I'm suspicious pretty quick
*grandma opens the door*
OP: Swiggity swag get ready for the body bag
Blue Lantern70 😂
I laughed way too hard at this-
I'm going to hell for laughing too hard at this 💀
Oh...
This comment is magnificent
Family: *Cries because of dead grandma*
OP: *Laughs in Swedish*
HNEY HNEY HNEY HNEY
OP: *CRIES OVER DEAD SISTER*
*Laughs in swedish black metal*
LMFAO
@@leondong5037 grandma while watching OP cry over his dead sister:(laughs in demonic)
Where were you when grandmother die?
I was at house, eating dorito.
when suddenly phone ring.
"Grandma is kil."
No
Yes*
Yes*
But then who was phone?
@@oskipuh7045 idk... but one thing is certain... grandma is kil...
I feel so bad for the sister. My heart dropped when I heard “She lived and died miserably” 😪
Yeah... I wish i could've helped
But shes filth (quiet) litrally
She was filth
@@arieldurantes1832 no she wasnt
Ariel Durantes bruh If you’re gonna be talking like that, you might as well call yourself filth
OP: *stands up to murder gm*
GM: "Why do I hear boss music?"
*m e g a l o v a n i a s l o w l y f a d e s i n*
HERES JOHNNY!
Ink_Hellicopter3DS *tetris music slowly intesifies*
Vortex9 press a to resist
*pressing the f-ck outta A*
You died
Spectate the world
Delete the world
A V E N G E T H E F A L L E N
(avengers theme song plays)
the dudes family: mourning over grandma
the dude: ceLEBRATE GOODTimeS coMe On
Reminds me of the southpark obama-mccain election episode
Predated O I’m just a little kid I’ve never watched that ;/
I laughed at this!
@@sugarstudios5946well, if you ever think you're old enough, Southpark has all their episodes for free on their own website. To be fair, listening/reading a story about someone who murdered their own grandmother is probably worse than anything southpark has put out there.
@@Predated2 Thanks! (=
I love how a murder story is chilling in this vid and nobody cares. Not even the person reading this.
I care. I can't actually even believe this is real. How could anyone condone this??
It was justified murder
Damn, ya got me
The grandmother had it coming, she is literally responsible, along with the sister's mother and father, for OP's sister's death. Fuck 'em all.
@@sh_joy the story was actually fake or at least that's what someone in the comments said
“This guy is as cold as ice”
That is putting it lightly
he is as freezing as absolute zero
Absolute zero would be an understatement as well
Nah man he's not a human
@@chocolatelover030 yeah, he would be negative on the Kelvin scale
Haha "Wow, that guy's kinda rude"
Most RUclipsrs censoring: bleeep
Rslash censoring: *hugging passionately*
Me: 😂
This is what separates RSlash from the other reddit readers. His additional content and way of reading. Also I appreciate the fact that he credits the Redditors first.
Plus he reads. Most use those robot voices and barely edit their videos
Thank you so much for the heart, RSlash!!
Yeah it's so good. And his systematic laughs are the best
I unsubscribed from rslash
Story is about a guy killing his grandma, and he's still censoring himself
Dad: hey so it's time to donate that organ
Me: nah
Dad: *SUPRISED PIKACHU*
Dad: Hey op so I heard you are willing to donate your organ for me
Op: Dad you leave me when i was very young I’m gonna donate you a grave how does that sound?
Dad: F*ck
JDEK Productionsh ...
Title - this is how I Committed murder
Hashtag - Funnyredditposts
*Outstanding move*
That's the best part 😂
Wait,what?
*Checks*
Holy cr@p you're right!
That’s what we call a pro gamer move
*but wait, that's illegal.*
Rslash: I'm gonna do what's called a "pro gamer move"
This episode has to be the number 1 most insane one yet. Holy moly
I think there was one where OP killed his ex wifes husband for sending his son to the military and his son died so he shot him in the head
the most insane was that one in Australia where a whole familys males raped and tortured the females in it, especially the little girls
And the one where the whole town killed the Sherriff Uncle, mom and 12 year old for their murder and dismemberment of a 6 year old.
If I was OP in the first story I would have planned a way to free my sister. OP should have asked his sister to hold on for just a couple more years until he could support her. Obviously I am not in her situation and that may have been too much to ask of her. But giving her some hope by setting a date to the end of her misery may have helped. I would have saved every penny and broke her out of there asap. Living on almost nothing but still being free of that torture would be a huge step up from how she was living. I guess I am just surprised that he was able to strategically plan and follow through will a murder but didn't use that motivation to strategically plan an escape for his sister.
I whole heartedly agree
I agree, but he may have had no way to contact her after the gmother started taking the money he sent. That's the idea I got anyway
yeah it does kinda suck
Was she underage? It might have been considered kidnapping and OP might have been thrown in Syrian jail and the sister would have returned to the grandmother's.
What’s the orange thing next to your name?
“I wanted to hold his jaw from the inside with my hands and just rip it from my face.”
*mortal combat soundtrack starts playing *
Brutality
OP wins
Hihi lol
*RIP AND TEAR INTENSIFIES*
fatality
*FATALITY*
*Just finished reading a graphic post about murdering an elderly relative for revenge*
Nobody:
Absolutely no-one:
R-Slash: *Giggles like a schoolgirl*
You didn't?
Having a dark sense of humour and being prone to nervous/awkward laughter is a terrible burden to bear.
With all these nuclear revenges Im wondering if this is how nuclear bombs are made
Probably
No this how black holes are made
@@toastour its going to be the death of us
Nuclear bombs are made by r/nuclear revenges
KattMations YT
Funny, but nukes were banned world wide right???
All these posts... THEYRE ILLEGAL!
Holy shit, I have never thought I'd get *SO* much pure satisfaction out of listening to a *MURDER* story out of all things...
Grandma: makes sister kill herself
Op: Kills Grandma
*Cha Cha Real Smooth*
This mans is just John Wick irl.
Eye for an eye
now that’s what I call a pro-gamer moment
Get Nae Naed
Grandma = :O
"hes ice cold"
*laughs"
Me: wow he killed someone
Me: and got away with it
Me: thats takes balls to explain what happened on reddit
hes uses the internet effect aka hes abusing the fact no one will likely belive the story because its on the internet and is way too obvious but that makes it the perfect place to brag about doing legit stuff when its not account locked of course this wouldnt work on something like face book
Yeah,like seriously!That's nothing to brag about!
If I was that guy,that would be my deepest darkest secret!
I mean I'm surprised the FBI didn't decide to track this guy down.
Noice
This was sad and cold at the seame time i feel bad for his sister 😫😫
@@mwwill5465 He lives in Sweden and the crime was done in Syria, neither of which is within their jurisdiction. Maybe the Syrian authorities will try to track him down and seek extradition, but somehow I doubt it.
Me at the beginning: Oh maybe he's just gonna publicly humiliate them.
Me at the end: WAIT HE ACTUALLY DID IT?!
@@demi-fiendoftime3825 Too revealing.
@@Golden_Line fair enough
Yes he did Kaden Scharnow yes he did
This guy didn’t end his or anyone else’s grandmother. He simply prevented a monster from continuing to be a monster.
True but that argument is doomed to fail in court 99% if not 100% of the time
Imagine how awful someone has to even be to not even be considered a grandmother.
Yeah try using that in court during the trial.
@@MidMoonStar Proof of a broken justice system.
Creator: *swears*
RUclips: "nope."
Creator: *opinion*
RUclips: "nope."
Creator: "Suicide, Homicide, Animal and Child Abuse?"
RUclips: "seems legit, you're free to go. "
You're so right
Sounds just like American airports
Sounds good
abfg616 dude so true
soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo true dood so true
grandma : *makes sister kill self*
op : *im boutta end this womans whole career*
*life
More like her life
OP: posts on Reddit with full detail of murder
Police: *I am going to do what’s called a pro gamer move*
her soul
@@zomboss9242 actually the op did a gamer move because police thinks all the specifically reddid stories are fake.
Facebook:real
Twitter:real
Literally anything else:real
Reddit: Oh ThAtS fAkE
As the saying goes, "some people just need killin."
I don't condone, but I understand. There's one of those in my life too.
:-(
As a fellow big brother I have nothing but respect for the first dude. I'd do the same if anyone hurt my sister like that.
Rslash:*swear word*
RUclips:HEY! NO THAT IS A NO GO!!
Rslash:*describes murder in detail*
RUclips:nothing wrong there
Me: wait what...
EXACTLY.
cheatoozz bumpkingamer he also got ads
Oh here’s another
Macro:plays copyrighted song
RUclips:wait that’s illegal
Macro:does acapella of song
RUclips: THATS ILLEGAL!!
Me: ummm. What?
“We share blood, not family…”
-Subzero, 2019
Timecircle Blue yes
You got MK11 I pre orders mine
Timecircle Blue ah, I see you're a man pf cultute as well
Ruben III thank you
Bigwolf not yet
That laugh after the phrase: "he killed his grandmother" was R Kelly level creepy. What the hell man. Love the content tho.
Laughing is usually a default reaction to uncomfortable or unfamiliar situations. Thought it was weird initially but its not that weird when I thought about it.
Agreed
@@Yoshi278 that's a fact for me!
We try to make things less uncomfortable by trying to make light of our mood so we are not uncomfortable anymore.
“I had to put my parent’s murder on hold”
FBI OPEN UP
Family *Crying* We miss you grandama
Menawhile
Swedish guy: Dancing and laughing
V B don’t kill her , just destroy her wind pipe
OP's family comes from the middle east / Syria to be more specific, the location was blurred out.
Deafult dance intensefies
@@randomcat9314 gold pure gold
For some reasons, I really want the first story to be fake but the emotions felt so real. The grandmother was truly a sad excuse of a human being for letting her grandchild kill herself off in such a manner.
F to OP 😔😔😔
"treat others how you want to be treated," isn't that right grandma.
Accurate
yyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssss
💯
@@hectorjimenez6779 holy shit you buitiful bastard
i would begin to sing a death song before I would do it.
Grandma: “Your dumb sister died because of me.”
First OP: “Long live the queen bish.” **kicks grandma off a cliff**
rSlash: Tells story about how somebody strangled their Grandma
RUclips: Seems legit
*describes how a redditor murdered someone.*
"#funnyredditposts"
Smooth, man...
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"you are bad guy. but this does not mean you are bad guy"
Your avatar picture makes this comment even better
sound like your are a murderer doesnt mean you are a bad guy
51 2
No he is a pretty bad guy
Ayden Flores not really though
First story: I WOULD FEEL THE SAME WAY TOO OP
Shadow Wolf who wouldn’t?
Heartless Gamer true
OP is like John Wick but avenging family members instead of cute little puppies/remnants of loved ones
His FBI agent that witnessed the whole thing: *eats popcorn* dammmmmmmmmm
Policemen that likes reddit: *drops donut*
Hers and add on, child services: WHAT THE IS WRONG WITH THESE PARENTS
Fbi agent: what about the kids
Child services: WHY ARE YOU NOT DOING ANYTHING
Fbi agent: its just a Reddit post its not even real i bet
Child services: wha... Oh my god
OP: Hippity Hoppity, my sister wasn't property.
Lollll this is the funniest thing i heard all day!!
This deserves more likes lol
Thank The Moon oh my goodness hahaha
the funny thing is with the first story is that the person is a MURDER and is probabley a better parent than their parents, like their wife and kids get gifts on the day that they killed someone and they don't have a clue.
Wow. Same with army people.
The thing is... I understand why they did that but, gotten away with murder?
goddamn.
I'm just waiting for the edit saying "Yeah... So i'm in jail'
Well it's not in USA and with how corrupt Syria is their cop can be pretty useless
Kos 291 Syria has more important things to worry about
Syria won't care
Sweden won't do anything, even if they do find out
@@azelfdaboi5265 well i am a swedish detective cop and i am gona set this man to justice for murdering his grandparent
@@krilexu3887 Yeah totally...
Boy. You just read a murder story and your reaction was just he’s cold as ice
Well, it was also a story of infidelity, abandonement, slavery, children abuse and suicide, so it kind of makes it hard to feel some empathy for the murdered granma or the rest of the family.
@@JustinVanDeKamp I Agree....But I Still Wouldn't Put It As "cold as ice". OP Was Colder THAN Ice tbh!
Even though what he Did was teribble the Sister was tortured then burned alive the grandma deserved it (cough cough there's a chance the story is fake cough cough)
@@bandit1458 Yeah, how it is that someone hasn't informed the police of that story.
Bandit. it happened in syria. yes, they are harsh people when it comes to sexual "crimes" and don't abide "love children". it's very likely true.
Hey rslash! If you're looking for another word/term you can use instead of passionately hug, you can always go with the Sims' term: woo hoo 🤣
peanutbug529 struggle snuggle
snu snu
Mario's terms I was going to yahoo on the girl
"Sims can't no longer woo hoo in the elevator with a Sim who is on a different floor"
Nah
The story where this guy MURDERED his grandma made me break out in a cold sweat. I mean, the grandma was pretty bad in a way, but the description of this entire thing painted a brutal picture in my mind of what happened. But do you think OP almost got caught or maybe was caught because he posted this story? And OP avenged his sister in a way others may have never expected, but he still avenged her.
Doctor: IT'S A BOY!!
Karen: Before you ask, no I'm not vaccinating.
Doctor: Mam no spawn killing.
OMG LMAO!!!!!
Just turn the spawn protection on...
UnlimitedZero so...
Remove the entitled parent?
Ey every battle game ever
Wow ur sick epic
legally its questionable.
morally its disgusting.
personally i like it.
@Amario aight
Yea aight , buss down
FINALLY someone gets how murder is great
Somehow, Murder in our imaginations seems right...
But in real life... It's not right.
Let's not make our Imaginations or Anger control us it's not right.
@Amario the way it happened, they shouldn't have even existed in the first place
"I knew right then I wouldn't be giving my dad a thing."
Except hope. To then be crushed.
And he’s gone
Hoooope!
@@dominikrobak5893 what you mean
captain beastwinger boi
@@dominikrobak5893 are you Kratos
Mission:avenge the fallen
Target: grandma
Weapon:hands
Location:Syria
Mission completed
Respect++
Money++
Wanted⭐⭐
☠
Nobody:
Litaraly nobody:
rSlash: this guy has a annual celebration for his grandmother's death hahaha he's cold
*Ice cold*
Not just ice cold, this is below absolute zero, the coldest temperature possible
@@Bri-MAIN you mean like minus 666?
This is -infinity degrees
Rslash:"This guy is cold as ice!"
Me:I see no problem.
i would've done worse, way worse
Hhhhhhhhh, I'd honestly support him
I took candy without my parents consent
He’s absolute zero.
Like, 0 Kelvin
Meh, that's nothing compared to what has actually been done
No. His feelings burn hot as hell. If you would have experienced what he experienced and knew that girl is about to become a sex slave with approval of entire family and that grandmother is practically guilty of her death - if you would see for yourself what she eats and what she looks like and what she endures - you would understand why he did it. There is nothing cold about it. Cold was the father who almost thrown an infant into trash. Cold was the mother who ordered it. Cold was the woman who instead of having basic empathy destroyed a life that could be as normal as your or mine. She never got that chance. If she didn't kill herself she would have been married off at fifteen to a family in which she would be raped by every man above 14 years old in a repeated basis. If you would have seen with your own eyes starved abused child and if repeated, legal rape of a child was realistic to you, you would see this guy is a hero.
When a person rages like a fire, he is weak. They wont be able to rationalize anything. Fear the moment, when his fire burns so brightly, his rage turns cold.
@@blackthrone6976 Correct but couldn't help a little eyeroll there.
I simply can't believe that someone was like, "oh yeah, I'm gonna tell people on the internet that I killed people where they can trace my name and address, I totally killed people, yep definitely." like no you didn't, you're just tryna sound cool"
This ain’t no nuclear revenge this is UNIVERSAL ENDING REVENGE
The Micropenis Maniac the first one is literal life ending revenge
Supernova revenge
K-class reality ending scenario
This title:*exist*
The FBI agent watching me:Yo take a look at this
im pretty sure the US cant interfere with people from a different country
@@1jidion
Im pretty sure you're right.
@@1jidion r/wooooooosh
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
OP: I WANTED TO HOLD THEIR THROATS IN MY HANDS
if I was op's wife & read he murdered his grandma I'd call the police & get him arrested then apply for custody of the children
I don't know how I feel about the first story...
*Also why TF do they think posting it on Reddit was a good idea?*
YES
THANK YOU
Sweeden has statute of limitations and no extradition treaty with syria. Even if he was outed it wouldnt matter.
@@lunaticfae4415 statute of limitations doesn't apply to murder.
Late but I think the story was found to be faked.
LunaIs BiTrash was it? There a link?
Wow. I think I'd be getting up during his therapy session to leave
"then my wife reminded me that I had kids!"
"and this story is why you can go hug yourself passionately, dad!"
I know right?? But I wish I could have been a fly on the wall in that dads room after she left!!
Dad: disappears and takes credit card.
CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH
Dying of liver failure later in life: STEP BACK NOW Y'ALL!
You copied this comment from me. Not cool my dude. :(
Buddy, I do not dive deep into the comments, it took me forever to find yours. Buuut it is the same template but different meme and p.s. how would I know!? -- sorry friend , my deepest concerns. Knowble08
Edit: I looked for yours after your comment
P.s. again I am sorry for accedentally stealing your joke. Have a good day :)
I know so many stories where the mother claims no child support, and the kid grew up hating and disrespecting their father, only to find out decades later that their mother destroyed him in court and kept him at bay... I was one of those stories.
me in my mind: I honestly think I could murder someone if I didnt try to be a good person.
*sees story*
me: oh......yeah no I couldnt do it.
Dobt blame me if there is a murder: easiest way of murder is cyanide the victims food, cyanide kills anyone in less than 1 minute
@@Haxamanesi yeh but they'll find the cyanide in them. Inject them with an empty needle, it'll cause a heart attack. A perfect crime
@Jacob Freeman or use an icycle 🤷🏻♀️ it'll melt itself
@Jacob Freeman thaz tru but maybe it'll go through an arterie?? Then they'll just bleed out
@Jacob Freeman yeah tru
wait hang on, guy commits murder, TELLS EVERYONE ONLINE and no one does anything 😂😂
yeah i find that odd that NOBODY is sending that shit into interpol to investigate
Because it's faaaaaaaaaaake
In my opinion at least. I mean who goes online and brags about murder(besides psychopaths)?
@@raccoonyew4149 I couldn't find anything about a woman being murdered but hey I'm not a detective
There really isn't any way of proving the story without risking to waste police efforts.
Odds are the crime is closed because of age and won't ever be investigated.
*Story says bang*
Rslash: "Passionately hugged"
Me: *Dying of laughter*
kid to mom: Mom how are babies made?
Mom: Oh sweety so basically there needs to be a mommy and a daddy, then they go to bed and *passionately hug eachother* really hard!
Hey Baby, wanna passionately hug
Are you new to this channel he uses this a bit
Gacha Gang I unsubscribed from rslash
@@MartianFruit Okay-
*OP explains how he killed his grandma*
Goofy music stays on
I don’t condone murder, but this isn’t murder, it’s disposing of humanity’s filth...
PollAll it's murder either way unless it's self defense
@@bpar32100 no the fuck it isn't
No matter the motive, you took someone’s life. I think the fuck it is murder
@@bobjoe9428 And the grandmother didn't?
Deserve it or not (kinda did)
Vengence killing is still murder.
Call it what it is and call it a fucking day. Don't get all ethical about murder.
A fucked up bunch of fucked up people. The only innocent person in this story is OP's sister
*Video: **_I fUcKiNg KiLlEd SoMeOnE_*
*The comments: [insert laughing crying emoji here]*
:-)
[Me calling the FBI]
Well they deserve it
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We've all had fantasies. And odds are, it's completely made up.
Op: "looks at grandma with an angry face"
grandma: "looks at op with a terrified expression"
"Mick Gordon's rip and tear from doom 2016 starts playing loudly in the background"
shadowsky It’s 2008
*_R A P E_*
This should be blackhole revenge right? RIGHT?
rSlash: *Reads first story*
Nobody:
Me: That's my kinda guy.
I agree. Seriously fuck that guys shitty family they deserve every bad thing ever.
Me 2
Yeah at the very least get her to adoption center it's your mess at least pay for her so she can have a good life (english isn't my first language sorry)
that dude had an alibi and everything, and it made the murder authentic, murder/robbery, also no blood
Actually I’m right there with ya
**Talking About The Murder**
RSlash:I Love This Happy Music It Totally Fits This
Guy: Murders his own grandma AND CELEBRATES IT
RSlash: This guy is cold as ice
A P S not cold as me
Willing to sacrifice
Not as cold as the grandma. Dude did it out of sympathy for his sister... his grandma? She just did everything because she felt like it.
Grandmother: What'd I ever do to you?
OP: Nothing. It's what you did to her...
Grandmother: Her who? .......oh..... *HER* .....
*Sees title.*
Me: Can't be that bad, can it?
*Mid story.*
Me: WTF? Holy crap dude! 😮
AannW Rootbeer the person is messed up
Everyone involved in the story was messed up
@@shsltrash6685 Sad but true. 😞
Psycopathy and Sociopathy can be genetic as well as psychologically induced from upbringing... Kinda worried about OP’s kids...
@@alexanderharris5022 Kids are fine, he will treat them well. Definitely different from the upbring that led O.P to be the way that he is. Besides, it doesn't take a psych/sociopathe to murder. It doesn't take one to remember ot fondly or mark the occasion. People can do griesome things. If anything, I wiuld put the spotlight on the grandmother and the mother for being abusive, manipulative pscho/sociopaths. The abuse of young child until she literally burned herself to deaty, and the callous disregard of a human life, to attempt to have the literal infant thrown away like _garbage,_ just because the child is "inconvenient".
O.P did what he did yo get justice where there would never be any. And his kids have no contact with their now grandparents, and OP tells no one but anonymous Reddit pf his crimes.
The kids are fine, if not for a slight genetic disposition
OP: Will I suffer because I killed my grandmother and got away with it?
Satan: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! My boy, you're my new right hand!
weirdly enough lying is a worse sin then killing so satans right hand man would either be the worlds biggest serial killer or the perfect conman OH NO EA REALLY IS THE DEVILS RIGHT HAND
Wow,I know this is supposed to be a joke but still.
@@wilmagregg3131 I FUCKING KNEW IT! *grabs crucifix and runs to EA headquarters* I REBUKE THEE IN THE NAME OF JESUS!
Wilma Perkins all sins are equally morally bad because for any sin you have got to pay in death but you can accept Jesus Christ as your savior and ask for forgiveness
Boy, it's either Hitler or the best conman
i swear these nuclear revenge stories are getting concerningly INTENSE
Im starting to regret my life decisions
15:35 Not quite. It's more like seeing someone dangle from a cliff and being like
"I won't kill you. But I don't have to save you."
It's pretty simple too, but I just like Batman Begins. So I had to make that reference.
Person: *dangles from a cliff*
Me: Long live the King
ADMIT IT I HAD THE KEY
wow AND NOBODY SUSPECTED A THING!? f-ing sweet my dude
Me: listens to story
Me also: you are bad guy but you are not bad guy
Also me: won’t this guy get arrested?
Statutes of limitations? I dunno
The murder was done in Syria, before the Arab Spring and civil war kicked off. I don't know if they have a statute of limitations for murder but I'm guessing the police and prosecutor have other priorities to focus on. Talk about fortuitous.
Assuming its real theres no statute of limitations on murder. But that doesnt mean he'd necessarily go to jail. If a cop stumbled past this online they'd most likely assume it was made up and keep scrolling. However if a cop on the grandmothers case finds it and conclusively proves it was him yeah he could go to jail. But to prove he wrote it the cop would need a warrant to search OPs computer to connect the account to the user, so they would already need strong evidence that it was him before the confession. IF however they check flight records based on this post and realize OP left on a later plane than he said and interviewed the friend that might be enough evidence. Assuming the case is still being investigated and they can assumedly link this post to that case.
@@DezerayHope doubt that consider the war going on nobody would have the resoure to go after him or even alive to investigate anyway
@@hboyvn IF its real isn't it possible to look into case records and find out whether or not something Like this happened and judge based on that?
I like how OP literally just confessed to murder on the internet
OP: **sitting in bed**
Also OP: oh ya! I almost forgot about the time I chocked my grandma to death! Haha good times :)