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I had similar concerns when I decided to get a gym membership a couple years ago, but I've found out such things are less common than all the stories make it seem. In my experience, most people just keep to themselves and focus on their routines. Owners are usually pretty quick to ban bullies too, and the majority of other members are willing to help out and offer encouragement. I'm in the best shape now than I've ever been in my life, and this has made a major impact in how I feel overall. You should give it a go if its something you truly feel you want to do.
Joshua Chase oh that’s reassuring, I’m finally at a healthy weight - have an ed I’m recovering from, so I’m less scared of going but just haven’t gone lmao
Most people who go to the gym are perfectly functional adults who either mind their own business, or encourage unfit people to keep attending and keep working at it. The problem is that gym rats are usually the stories that stand out in peoples' mind because they're typically far more aggressive than the situation warrants (causing the brain to file it away whereas 'business as usual' tends to go in the garbage folder). That being said, fuck 'em. What are they gonna do, stop you? A quick complaint to the gym staff about harassment usually nips that in the bud fast, because the gym wants you to keep paying your membership, as they like money, and if El Doucherino is chasing off one customer who bothered to complain, the accompanying assumption (as with any service industry) is that he's chased off four or five others who never bothered filing a complaint, just cancelled their membership or just quit paying the fee and warned their friends off the gym in question.
It's not always like that, in fact you have a higher chance of someone coming to help you with your workout then talking smack. Plus if your a woman then hell yea you are gonna get flooded with guys who wanna "help"
"Stop letting your dog poop in your yard or we'll hurt it!" That sounds like a solid defense when you get taken to court for burning their house down, tbh.
Making fun of out of shape people for going to the gym is like making fun of someone that is going to medical school for not knowing enough about medicine
I had to screenshot the response coygon left and save it. its been a long time since ive ever heard such an uplifting and wise comment. to both coygon, and the original commenter, bravo. you are the type of people that are desperately needed in this world.
The last one reminds me of my Mom's own bit of petty revenge at annoying neighbours. They told her to plant more flowers in her garden or they would, water it more often or they would, etc. Mom didn't want to let them have any sense of control, so just letting them wasn't an option. She bought a couple flowering plants, but filled the gaps between with fake non-flowering plants. They complimented the garden and didn't notice anything was amiss. Under the cover of night, she "planted" a few fake plants in their garden. Not only did they not notice, they diligently watered their plastic additions along with the rest. Mom retrieved her plastic plants in the fall when things were starting to die, and the neighbours never figured it out.
Grass is actually one of the worst 'plants' for the environment. It doesn't absorb CO2, it doesn't offer flowers etc. for any beneficial bees/other bugs or pollinators; people put a load of weedkiller on it because (of course) we decided to have LAWNS everywhere instead of anything else. Plus mowing, oil/gas/petrol etc. And the amount of water used, especially in areas prone to summer droughts, to keep the grass green. It's really perfectly fitting, given what we're doing to the planet. Honeybees (I assume this won't apply to all areas, so *some) make their first batch of honey from clover - 'clover honey'. My dad gets frustrated that I make him hold off for a few weeks each year before the grass REALLY needs cut because of the clover.
“Valerie & Boris” are a huge part of what’s wrong with fitness culture. Meatheads need to be banned from gyms so people can gain the confidence to make good choices for themselves without judgement.
R A V Y N nah, meathead is typically used to describe large people these days, also Bros, Dudebros etc. The word you’re looking for is along the lines of cunt, bitch, jackass, asshole etc.
Musica Meathead is used for people who are way too into going to the gym, drinking protein, & take “fitness” far too serious. It’s always been used to describe that kind of person & if it’s changed recently, that’s news to me.
@@Kiwi_Tea Buddy I hate to tell you but its not the mental health Olympics. Crippling might mean different for them. Some people only have mental energy to be on RUclips / other forms of social media. You have never met the person in question. You have no idea how their depression effects their life. Making a competition between people makes it worse. You're part of the problem why people don't talk about their mental illness because you're basically saying "someone I know has it worse". So please, stop it. If you're "offended" by it, ignore it and move along. Leave mentally ill people alone.
@@Kiwi_Tea Spectre, back off. Just cuz people deal with depression in different ways than your husband doesn't mean we're not depressed. I'm here, and I tried to attempt suicide last week for fuck's sake. How heartless can you be to try and gatekeep a mental illness you don't even have?? People deal with depression and anx8 in different ways. Sometimes I withdraw completely, sometimes I waste the whole day on RUclips, because as long as I'm distracted, I don't have to think about how much I hate myself, or how pathetic I am, how much I've let my house fall to shambles and how overwhelmed I am not even knowing where to begin cleaning it. Next time, keep your rude judgmental thoughts to yourself. A comment like yours is all it takes to push someone over the edge. I know it has for me. I'm only here cuz I'm apparently so incompetent I can't even off myself.
because big youtubers know the perfect hour to upload videos, the hour where there's the most people at home so their video can get more views Happy birthday
@@mister420blazeit2 Yes, because America's better than everyone else and that's the appropriate response to someone threatening a piece of your family.
When I was a kid I lived in a neighbourhood with my aunt and uncle living directly behind our house, just a three foot high fence separating our yards. We had a dog, and so did my aunt and uncle. Our dog was too small to jump the fence, but my uncle's lab jumped it constantly and always came into our yard to have bowel movements (she was an incredibly intelligent dog). My dad was extremely annoyed about this because we kids played out there, and it more than doubled the amount of clean up he had to do. He talked to my uncle about it, but my uncle just laughed and thought it was great. Thing about my dad is that he has a short fuse, and he likes to make a point. So he starts dumping ALL the dog waste over the fence behind my uncle's shed. One day, months later my uncle storms over furious and asks my dad why he accused their dog of pooping in our yard when he just stepped in what must have been years worth of dog waste behind his shed. Gis dog couldn't have been using our yard! My uncle never figured it out, and my dad kept dumping all the dirt behind the shed.
About the dog poop story, AFAIK in my country it's illegal to leave dog poop anywhere where someone else could reach it. There have been cares of children and other animals getting really sick because of dog poop and thus if you don't pick up after your dog right away, you can get a fine. I believe this is especially true in the UK but don't quote me on it
The first post is like me at soccer practise. I started 2 weeks ago and I had never practised before. There are some people who would trashtalk me when I make a mistake. Like this is soccer PRACTICE why the hell do you think I'm here if I'm already good?!
"Neighbours complained about dog shit in my garden, so I snuck in and planted weeds all over theirs." My hero. I bet the crap wasn't even all that visible behind the broken couches and empty bottles. Not their garden anyways. The toffs... how dare they!
That gym story reminded me of an experience I went through months ago. I'm in a peer support program that gets you out and about, working on goals to better yourself. Well, one of my goals is physical health and I can go to the local YMCA for free because their company pays for their workers to go with a peer for free. I had been going there for a few short months, no more than three, and would work out on the bike or treadmill or go swimming since I had only eight hours a week, spread between two days a week. Well, everything had been going fine for a while, I got a few dirty looks from the regulars but ignored them and just used my iPod to drown out the noises around me. Yes, I'm overweight, but I'm still mobile and am getting better little by little. Well, to get into the Y you had a door that they had to buzz you in through and to leave there was a rounded turnstile you're supposed to go through. I cannot fit through that turnstile due to my weight and the workers were kind enough to buzz me back out through the door with no issue. But then the one day a woman was at the counter and saw us waiting at the door to be let out. "You have to use the turnstile." I looked at my peer specialist and she answered for me. "She can't fit through the turnstile." (Referring to me). The lady huffed and buzzed us out but I found out on the way out to the parking lot that she had rolled her eyes. I lost my confidence to go back and haven't been back since and my peer specialist anonymously called the Y to complain about what she had witnessed and they said that they would take care of it. I know I need to start going back to work on myself but...it was that one experience that hit me hard. It hurt in knowing that a worker had acted such a way to someone trying to lose weight. Yes, I know, I'm not a member, I can't afford $380 a year, but still...
I think the dandelions ABSOLUTELY belong in prorevenge because they'll be popping up for the longest time. Not to mention to truly kill them with weed killer you'd be killing many other plants... Your garden and hard would look hideous and not taken care of... And it's a ton of work to get everything back to the way it was, up to a whole year. Gardens are no joke
That dog one could have been perfect malicious compliance. The neighbors said the dog couldn't poop on OP's lawn. So therefore, the dog should be able to go past those bushes to the neighbors'? Since he can't poop on his owner's property and all...
The last one kind of reminds me of my old neighbours. We had a Chihuahua and he'd go out in the dog run beside our house (the side where the neighbours lived). Sure he'd bark a little bit... that's what dogs do, but it wasn't much and we always dealt with it quickly. Well... let's just say that they weren't okay with this. They'd attach profanity filled letters to our door, call bylaw on us, and even spray our dog who was very obviously a senior... with a high pressure hose.
High school:yOu cAnT sIt wItH uS(means girl line UwU) Middle:why would we want you to sit at the table we sit at? What a thot! Elementary: ok Kindergarten:sure! Pre-k:never in a million years
My dogshit story: A buddy of mine years ago had a neighbor who would always accuse him of leaving dog shit in the yard of the apartment complex. Except the thing is, he didn't own a dog, so we have no idea what made that neighbor latch onto him. His solution was to start picking up the dog poop, and save it in an ice cream bucket. And when it was full, he waited for a nice hot sunny day, added hot water to the bucket, and ever so gently placed the bucket on the floor of the back seat of the neighbor's car. (He didn't lock the doors.) It stewed in the heat of a closed up car on a sunny day, all day. I bet it smelled amazing. And of course, the neighbor eventually found it, called the cops. The conversation went something like "Did you leave dog shit in this guy's car?" "No." "Do you own a dog?" "No." "Do you have any idea who may have done this?" "No." "Thank you for your time sir."
Real talk, I kind of sympathize with the "bad" neighbors in the last story. My dad hates dogs and he thinks owners who leave dog poop out, even in their own front yard, are disgusting. He has on many occasions ranted to our family about the things he would do to a stray dog if they got into our yard. It's all empty threats because he doesn't own any weapons and wouldn't get close enough to a dog to touch it, but he really hates dogs. I can imagine my dad getting into a feud with a neighbor if they continually left poop in their yard throughout the week. It's not the smell but the look of it, in addition the poop will draw bugs and other animals. My parents own a huge yard, I cannot imagine the amount of work they would have to do to kill a yard full of weeds, especially in their mid-sixties. Since OPs dog wasn't harmed at any point, it really was just petty revenge
The fitness trainer is a true captain. Building up the group as a whole, but also individually so that everyone can improve where improvement is needed and it boosts group morale
If a neighbour of mine threaten to hurt my dog for pooping in my own yard, Id say: Me: Thank you. Neighbour: ? Me: Now when i come back home and find my dog injured of any kinda, I'd know who to find.
This RUclips’s named Domics made a great example by saying Don’t me ashamed of going to the gym and not being fit, u are literally going TO THE GYM to get fit
I remember this one time when my friend was "friendly bullying" me in the commons. There was a couple not too far from us that where doing couple things in fact I know them. Now when my friend was pulling my hoodie and almost pickpocket my phone the teacher went PAST us and into the couple giving them the "inappropriate" school behavior.and went back to his post. after that my friend and I laughed that the guy who is being harrassed was ignored but the couple in their honeymoon was in trouble. My friend took advantage of that ever sence
I learned from my dad that people in Chicago during the beginning of spring would put their furniture outside on the streets just to save parking spaces for when they came back and that's how everyone in my uncle's neighbourhood would be, with furniture on the streets with a free parking spot and a free furniture of your choice which would mainly be chairs. If you see some I dare you to put them on the grass and park there then wait all day for a person to be pissed about not having a parking space. Ahh, the joys if civilization
I think the second story is more like "AmITheA**hole?", and yes, you are. Threatening to hurt your dog is not ok, but leaving your dogs poop arround for a week and other stuff seems like you have other hygenic problems too.
The story about the dog owner and the garden I’m not saying OP was in the wrong, but I would like to point out that when you live with an animal, you can get used to the smell so much you don’t notice it I lived with guinea pigs for 7 years, and after that I cannot smell their cage unless it gets really dirty. But my family obviously notices the smell much faster than me. (I clean them regularly so it’s never to dirty) So while OP might not perceive a smell from a couple of poops, the neighbor might Does that make the neighbor okay in really intense threats? No But it’s still something to consider
Hahaha I Love the last guy’s story 😂🙌🏻 “Hmmm what should I do to get back at my stuck up neighbours? Oh I know: I paint MY gate a different colour than my fence!” Absolutely priceless 😂😂
Wow, never threaten a dog owner with hurting their dog. The most rational ones will make you regret doing so.... The less rational ones will continue the conversation holding a glock.... I never fuck with dog owners man.
Yesterday's video was starting to go viral (400k views in 1 day), and then RUclips decided to demonetize it. NEAT!
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RUclips likes to do that ;-; that's really sucks
Nice Video
Hello There
yt sucks ass
Kid Getting Bullied
Teacher Does Nothing
Kid : Uses Self Defense
Teacher: *detention*
Teacher: *Wait, that’s illegal*
Right
Well I may of got a suspension but I got respect lol
Imao
Teacher: supriesd pikacu face
Never understood why people would be rude to people starting out at the gym, always makes me uncomfortable to try going to the gym.
I had similar concerns when I decided to get a gym membership a couple years ago, but I've found out such things are less common than all the stories make it seem. In my experience, most people just keep to themselves and focus on their routines. Owners are usually pretty quick to ban bullies too, and the majority of other members are willing to help out and offer encouragement.
I'm in the best shape now than I've ever been in my life, and this has made a major impact in how I feel overall. You should give it a go if its something you truly feel you want to do.
Joshua Chase oh that’s reassuring, I’m finally at a healthy weight - have an ed I’m recovering from, so I’m less scared of going but just haven’t gone lmao
Most people who go to the gym are perfectly functional adults who either mind their own business, or encourage unfit people to keep attending and keep working at it. The problem is that gym rats are usually the stories that stand out in peoples' mind because they're typically far more aggressive than the situation warrants (causing the brain to file it away whereas 'business as usual' tends to go in the garbage folder).
That being said, fuck 'em. What are they gonna do, stop you? A quick complaint to the gym staff about harassment usually nips that in the bud fast, because the gym wants you to keep paying your membership, as they like money, and if El Doucherino is chasing off one customer who bothered to complain, the accompanying assumption (as with any service industry) is that he's chased off four or five others who never bothered filing a complaint, just cancelled their membership or just quit paying the fee and warned their friends off the gym in question.
That’s a shitty gym than
It's not always like that, in fact you have a higher chance of someone coming to help you with your workout then talking smack. Plus if your a woman then hell yea you are gonna get flooded with guys who wanna "help"
"Stop letting your dog poop in your yard or we'll hurt it!" That sounds like a solid defense when you get taken to court for burning their house down, tbh.
I would have done a lot more! Don't threaten me or my dog!
"Wow, your so skinny"
That's why I'm at the gym...
"You should leave, your not fit enough for a gym"
10 iq
- 10 IQ
"You should leave, you're not well enough for a hospital."
Excuse me what the fuck
Don't take it personal. Those Mexican supplements mess with people's brains.
Making fun of out of shape people for going to the gym is like making fun of someone that is going to medical school for not knowing enough about medicine
Or like making fun of hospital patients for being sick or injured
Or a patient in a hospital.
Domics?
Or an addict in rehab.
or like mocking a furry for being socially normal
1st story: just when you think it's over, it keeps going.
2nd story: just when you think it's starting, it's over
I had to screenshot the response coygon left and save it. its been a long time since ive ever heard such an uplifting and wise comment. to both coygon, and the original commenter, bravo. you are the type of people that are desperately needed in this world.
The last one reminds me of my Mom's own bit of petty revenge at annoying neighbours. They told her to plant more flowers in her garden or they would, water it more often or they would, etc. Mom didn't want to let them have any sense of control, so just letting them wasn't an option. She bought a couple flowering plants, but filled the gaps between with fake non-flowering plants. They complimented the garden and didn't notice anything was amiss. Under the cover of night, she "planted" a few fake plants in their garden. Not only did they not notice, they diligently watered their plastic additions along with the rest. Mom retrieved her plastic plants in the fall when things were starting to die, and the neighbours never figured it out.
Boris and Valerie should definitely procreate, for in few years we will get a sweet r/entitledparents story.
Valerie probably would never have kids, she's probably too obsessed with her body
@@patrickracer43 plenty of karens like that do anyway, its horrid and i would nvr wish such torture on any child.
Don’t even joke about that.
In my old school they got a new playground instead of growing grass they let the weeds cover it and say it’s grass
Hmmmmmmm... I wonder why
LAZY
At least they weren't woodchips or pieces of rubber
At least it's not poison Ivy...
Grass is actually one of the worst 'plants' for the environment. It doesn't absorb CO2, it doesn't offer flowers etc. for any beneficial bees/other bugs or pollinators; people put a load of weedkiller on it because (of course) we decided to have LAWNS everywhere instead of anything else. Plus mowing, oil/gas/petrol etc. And the amount of water used, especially in areas prone to summer droughts, to keep the grass green.
It's really perfectly fitting, given what we're doing to the planet.
Honeybees (I assume this won't apply to all areas, so *some) make their first batch of honey from clover - 'clover honey'.
My dad gets frustrated that I make him hold off for a few weeks each year before the grass REALLY needs cut because of the clover.
“Valerie & Boris” are a huge part of what’s wrong with fitness culture. Meatheads need to be banned from gyms so people can gain the confidence to make good choices for themselves without judgement.
Why Ban large people from the gym?
Rory O'Brien I think you missed what I said.
R A V Y N nah, meathead is typically used to describe large people these days, also Bros, Dudebros etc. The word you’re looking for is along the lines of cunt, bitch, jackass, asshole etc.
Musica Meathead is used for people who are way too into going to the gym, drinking protein, & take “fitness” far too serious. It’s always been used to describe that kind of person & if it’s changed recently, that’s news to me.
R A V Y N yeah, it doesn’t have the same connotation anymore.
12:23 Yeah, another generation of EP and EK
RSlash: Interesting
It's be the best and worst thing ever
So many ep stories..
Just call them Karen.
Karen’s Karen’s, everywhere. Where you are, they will care
(And be there)
pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon
@@Guggolik he's here he's there he's everywhere
who you gonna call?
Splish splash your opinion is trash
Rorolik / The lab assistants same
Bully : dies
Bullied kid: thug life
That Russian girl only started drinking when she came to the US? Isn't that a bit...contradictory? *confused noises*
That's pretty ironic
COINCIDENCE?! I THINK NOT!
I grew up in Russia. Where I'm from now is more common for boys to drink until they black out and for girls to smoke 3 packs a day.
Oh okay, that makes sense.
In soviet russia, drinks drink you.
Puppy bloopers please I need a dose of cuteness for my crippling depression😢
How can you have crippling depression if you're on here? Hubby's got the bad end of it. Yours can't be as bad, so please don't make light of it.
Yugo decides when it’s time for the bloopers
@@Kiwi_Tea Buddy I hate to tell you but its not the mental health Olympics. Crippling might mean different for them. Some people only have mental energy to be on RUclips / other forms of social media.
You have never met the person in question. You have no idea how their depression effects their life. Making a competition between people makes it worse. You're part of the problem why people don't talk about their mental illness because you're basically saying "someone I know has it worse".
So please, stop it. If you're "offended" by it, ignore it and move along. Leave mentally ill people alone.
@@Kiwi_Tea Spectre, back off. Just cuz people deal with depression in different ways than your husband doesn't mean we're not depressed. I'm here, and I tried to attempt suicide last week for fuck's sake. How heartless can you be to try and gatekeep a mental illness you don't even have??
People deal with depression and anx8 in different ways. Sometimes I withdraw completely, sometimes I waste the whole day on RUclips, because as long as I'm distracted, I don't have to think about how much I hate myself, or how pathetic I am, how much I've let my house fall to shambles and how overwhelmed I am not even knowing where to begin cleaning it. Next time, keep your rude judgmental thoughts to yourself. A comment like yours is all it takes to push someone over the edge. I know it has for me. I'm only here cuz I'm apparently so incompetent I can't even off myself.
Hey Carnivore, I know it's not much, but my channel has some cute ducks on it...they've saved be on more than one occasion, that's for sure.
Valerie and Boris give me a "team rocket" vibe
all they need is a cat they abuse and the comparison is perfect
Aren't Team Rocket nice tho? Dumb, sure. But they weren't mean. This is the Karen AU of team rocket lmao
@@ShamaD274 ... they've attempted to steal animals for their gang/company to use them in various exploitative ways
@@BeefMeisterSupreme oh shit! I forgot that that's their plot line. I'm just used to seeing them try and fail.
Why do all my favorite youtubers have to upload at the same time!? Oh well, still a great way to start off my birthday! 🎂🎂🎂
Lol happy birthday!!!!1!!!
because big youtubers know the perfect hour to upload videos, the hour where there's the most people at home so their video can get more views
Happy birthday
Happy birthday 🎂
Happy birthday
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Yea... If someone threatens my dog, my immediate response goes to something along the lines of, "Would you like to see my shotgun?"
Yeah I'm with you there.
@Geronimo! BowTiesAreCool Ok yeah that's the best response so far.
Very America of you.
@@mister420blazeit2 Yes, because America's better than everyone else and that's the appropriate response to someone threatening a piece of your family.
*Does 21 Shotgun Salute in TF2*
Wasn't sitting in the back “cool" at some point, and it was where the “cool kids" sat, now they want the front too
Yes, it was. Supposedly being the hardest to see for the teacher, so they could do things they're not allowed to do.
*GET NOOB*
@@dusty2380 get virgin toaded
@@name-uh5ee flurries are more virgin because doing an animal doesn't count
Different kind of "cool" - back of the class for the bad/cool kids, and front of the class for the brown-nosing/cool kids.
do you ever look a commet and say “damn I wish I wrote that”
Damn, i wish i wrote this comment
@@lancestorm808 Damn, you beat me to the reply
ALL THE TIME Jurassic dino
I've seen this comment so many times.
BTW how do I write a comet?
Always
I don't accept bullies on my Minecraft server... *_BANNED_*
christian Minecraft server
Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions are you disappointed in me for playing too much minecraft?
@Voition_Light I SHALL REMEMBER YOU
Sonic will never forget.
Voition_Light *_I hope they remember you_*
When I was a kid I lived in a neighbourhood with my aunt and uncle living directly behind our house, just a three foot high fence separating our yards. We had a dog, and so did my aunt and uncle. Our dog was too small to jump the fence, but my uncle's lab jumped it constantly and always came into our yard to have bowel movements (she was an incredibly intelligent dog). My dad was extremely annoyed about this because we kids played out there, and it more than doubled the amount of clean up he had to do. He talked to my uncle about it, but my uncle just laughed and thought it was great. Thing about my dad is that he has a short fuse, and he likes to make a point. So he starts dumping ALL the dog waste over the fence behind my uncle's shed. One day, months later my uncle storms over furious and asks my dad why he accused their dog of pooping in our yard when he just stepped in what must have been years worth of dog waste behind his shed. Gis dog couldn't have been using our yard! My uncle never figured it out, and my dad kept dumping all the dirt behind the shed.
I really wanted the intro to be: “welcome to rslash prorevenge where justice rains from above”
She protecc
She attacc
But most importantly...
All these Karens prolly do cracc
Best thing I heard all day!!
You made my night
Lol I thought it says bro revenge.
Op:(breaks window of his bro)
Bro:WHY DID U DO THAT!!!!????
OP:R/brorevenge
rSlash's voice sounds so forced
D̶O̶N̶T̶ ̶R̶E̶A̶D̶ ̶M̶Y̶ ̶N̶A̶M̶E̶
I did everything on your channle that said "DONT"
@@dontreadmyprofilepictureyt his entitled parent impersonation voice is
HOLY SHIT I JUST REALIZED THE BACKGROUND MOVES
JamesGamesPlayz holy shit I stared at it for like 5 minutes
Ah don’t ya love the first realization;3
when u realise the girl in the thumbnail is from dr.phil
Thanks for pointing that out, Will Smith
rewind time
Nicolette gray
Ahhhhhh that's hot
@@benghist1451 that's hot
Day 12 of asking rSlash for puppy blooper video
HE KILLED THE DOG!!!!!!!
Its name is kenny so... OMG THEY KILLED KENNY
Cool boss YT You called?
@@hyun4518 sotp the racism rn
I hope it gets to day 785
"What are you doing at our gym, fatty?"
"I'm at the gym because I'm fat, that's why people go to gyms"
I’ve done the 5:30 workout thing and props to this guy to keep going with it. It takes a lot of Will power to start getting up that early
Got the notification from your discord server, ITS THE BBB BEEEEEEEEST
WHY ARE 7 LIKES ON A 1 VIEW VID??
Must be a cruel bully...
Yeah
You new to RUclips?
Chris Edwards NAH BEEN HERE FOR LIKE A YEAR
nobody:
rSlash: Uploads reddit stories in 1440p
About the dog poop story, AFAIK in my country it's illegal to leave dog poop anywhere where someone else could reach it. There have been cares of children and other animals getting really sick because of dog poop and thus if you don't pick up after your dog right away, you can get a fine. I believe this is especially true in the UK but don't quote me on it
Its official. I have a crush on rslash's voice
Should i even be allowed to say this?
No
but you typed it.😑
Mega oof...
It's good to know I'm not alone.
Maybe
I love your vids. Your videos make my days better keep up the good work.
We don't hurt dogs and if you try *YOU CAN CATCH THESE HANDS*
That spin instructor sounds really nice
:3 ...wish the gyms around me were that friendly
The first post is like me at soccer practise. I started 2 weeks ago and I had never practised before. There are some people who would trashtalk me when I make a mistake. Like this is soccer PRACTICE why the hell do you think I'm here if I'm already good?!
"Neighbours complained about dog shit in my garden, so I snuck in and planted weeds all over theirs." My hero. I bet the crap wasn't even all that visible behind the broken couches and empty bottles. Not their garden anyways. The toffs... how dare they!
That gym story reminded me of an experience I went through months ago. I'm in a peer support program that gets you out and about, working on goals to better yourself. Well, one of my goals is physical health and I can go to the local YMCA for free because their company pays for their workers to go with a peer for free. I had been going there for a few short months, no more than three, and would work out on the bike or treadmill or go swimming since I had only eight hours a week, spread between two days a week. Well, everything had been going fine for a while, I got a few dirty looks from the regulars but ignored them and just used my iPod to drown out the noises around me. Yes, I'm overweight, but I'm still mobile and am getting better little by little.
Well, to get into the Y you had a door that they had to buzz you in through and to leave there was a rounded turnstile you're supposed to go through. I cannot fit through that turnstile due to my weight and the workers were kind enough to buzz me back out through the door with no issue. But then the one day a woman was at the counter and saw us waiting at the door to be let out. "You have to use the turnstile." I looked at my peer specialist and she answered for me. "She can't fit through the turnstile." (Referring to me). The lady huffed and buzzed us out but I found out on the way out to the parking lot that she had rolled her eyes. I lost my confidence to go back and haven't been back since and my peer specialist anonymously called the Y to complain about what she had witnessed and they said that they would take care of it.
I know I need to start going back to work on myself but...it was that one experience that hit me hard. It hurt in knowing that a worker had acted such a way to someone trying to lose weight. Yes, I know, I'm not a member, I can't afford $380 a year, but still...
I think the dandelions ABSOLUTELY belong in prorevenge because they'll be popping up for the longest time. Not to mention to truly kill them with weed killer you'd be killing many other plants... Your garden and hard would look hideous and not taken care of... And it's a ton of work to get everything back to the way it was, up to a whole year. Gardens are no joke
...And that is why I said fuck it and accepted that the Dandelion Invasion has conquered by yard.
My dog used to crap in everyone's yard...
Except mines. 😂😂😂
People didnt bother too much. Free fertilizer.
xD
Poop of a carnavor does not make good fertilizer, you need poop of an herbavor.
That dog one could have been perfect malicious compliance. The neighbors said the dog couldn't poop on OP's lawn. So therefore, the dog should be able to go past those bushes to the neighbors'? Since he can't poop on his owner's property and all...
Do you think you could find a reddit post by an entitled person or a karen, I would LOVE to watch that lmao
Same!😂🤣
@@Leo_D_Vinci Lmao thanks so much! also is that an actual reddit post?
The last one kind of reminds me of my old neighbours. We had a Chihuahua and he'd go out in the dog run beside our house (the side where the neighbours lived). Sure he'd bark a little bit... that's what dogs do, but it wasn't much and we always dealt with it quickly. Well... let's just say that they weren't okay with this. They'd attach profanity filled letters to our door, call bylaw on us, and even spray our dog who was very obviously a senior... with a high pressure hose.
High school:yOu cAnT sIt wItH uS(means girl line UwU)
Middle:why would we want you to sit at the table we sit at? What a thot!
Elementary: ok
Kindergarten:sure!
Pre-k:never in a million years
It’s true I’m pretty much familiar to the middle school one
? I think I get it but I’m not sure.
My dogshit story: A buddy of mine years ago had a neighbor who would always accuse him of leaving dog shit in the yard of the apartment complex. Except the thing is, he didn't own a dog, so we have no idea what made that neighbor latch onto him. His solution was to start picking up the dog poop, and save it in an ice cream bucket. And when it was full, he waited for a nice hot sunny day, added hot water to the bucket, and ever so gently placed the bucket on the floor of the back seat of the neighbor's car. (He didn't lock the doors.) It stewed in the heat of a closed up car on a sunny day, all day. I bet it smelled amazing. And of course, the neighbor eventually found it, called the cops. The conversation went something like "Did you leave dog shit in this guy's car?" "No." "Do you own a dog?" "No." "Do you have any idea who may have done this?" "No." "Thank you for your time sir."
Convenient ad placement after he pronounced the P when he said poser 😂😂😂
11:45
Missed opportunity to call him "BORISta"
Pro tip: If youre OCD, DONT even think about starting fights.
When i fight i always be like "oh i punched him on the left side of his face lemme punch him on the right too" then i feel better 😁😂
@@BedoTFD that sounds about right 😂
Watched only 2 hours after it was posted!!!!
Always so funny, thanks for this timely post.
Hey RSLASH ive been a fan since you were a 200k I really do love your content and watched literally every single one of your uploads ❤❤
I came at 300k.
I came at 10k 😀 great channel
Real talk, I kind of sympathize with the "bad" neighbors in the last story. My dad hates dogs and he thinks owners who leave dog poop out, even in their own front yard, are disgusting. He has on many occasions ranted to our family about the things he would do to a stray dog if they got into our yard. It's all empty threats because he doesn't own any weapons and wouldn't get close enough to a dog to touch it, but he really hates dogs.
I can imagine my dad getting into a feud with a neighbor if they continually left poop in their yard throughout the week. It's not the smell but the look of it, in addition the poop will draw bugs and other animals. My parents own a huge yard, I cannot imagine the amount of work they would have to do to kill a yard full of weeds, especially in their mid-sixties. Since OPs dog wasn't harmed at any point, it really was just petty revenge
I do too.
Its just trashy and disgusting.
" But, the shit is in my own garden!"
Lazy fuck
"You can't sit with us!"
Captain America: I understood that reference.
Loving the vids
Last
At least when I comment this
The fitness trainer is a true captain.
Building up the group as a whole, but also individually so that everyone can improve where improvement is needed and it boosts group morale
Me:*Sings rain rain go away*
Karen: dont teach my son your devilish song
Child:Rain rai-
Karen:nooooo
Me:*visual confusion*
I hate myself for writing this
I NEED PUPPY BLOOPERS. PUPPY BLOOPERS MAKE MY DAY.
I'M ON TIME FOR ONCE
OP is soo right about bullying being a high school thing. I never received bullying past high school, just some little teasing to each other.
I'm here at 24 min after this vid uploaded rslash youre the best don't stop uploading
Ok.
“Boris-ista” good shit Katriana! 🤣
Yooooooo I love you r/slash you make my day!
For what, reading other people's stories?
@@Obliviaa yesh...
If a neighbour of mine threaten to hurt my dog for pooping in my own yard, Id say:
Me: Thank you.
Neighbour: ?
Me: Now when i come back home and find my dog injured of any kinda, I'd know who to find.
How can someone be “skinnyfat”? It’s my understanding you can either be skinny or fat, but both? That’s new for me
It’s kinda weird.
It’s when you look skinny AND fat at the same time.... it’s really hard to explain...
It's when you're skinny, but you have a low amount of muscle, and a belly that makes you look pudgy. You are obese, despite not being overweight.
stage 1: petty revenge
stage 2: pro revenge
stage 3: nuclear revenge
this kind of act is very present in the army. and as a kind of leftist nerdy guy i got heavy depression while studying at the military university.
Wacht auf Verdammte dieser Erde🎶
@@nichtreal Die stets man noch zum Hungern zwingt
OMG! I actually caught the video just hours after it was posted!
Good Video
TASK COMPLETE BOT#48657 IS GOING BACK TO THE BASE
This RUclips’s named Domics made a great example by saying Don’t me ashamed of going to the gym and not being fit, u are literally going TO THE GYM to get fit
This channel makes me feel better about myself :)
Then I think: hey,, i'm not satan
But I am
@@unknownplite no i am, faker
Not Satan, Just Beelzebub! :D
Pillage them, Satanael!
Boris is actually said, "Ba-trill-r-ees". so when they posted "Boris-ista", you actually say baris-ista. love that pun OP put in!
I remember this one time when my friend was "friendly bullying" me in the commons. There was a couple not too far from us that where doing couple things in fact I know them. Now when my friend was pulling my hoodie and almost pickpocket my phone the teacher went PAST us and into the couple giving them the "inappropriate" school behavior.and went back to his post. after that my friend and I laughed that the guy who is being harrassed was ignored but the couple in their honeymoon was in trouble. My friend took advantage of that ever sence
I learned from my dad that people in Chicago during the beginning of spring would put their furniture outside on the streets just to save parking spaces for when they came back and that's how everyone in my uncle's neighbourhood would be, with furniture on the streets with a free parking spot and a free furniture of your choice which would mainly be chairs. If you see some I dare you to put them on the grass and park there then wait all day for a person to be pissed about not having a parking space. Ahh, the joys if civilization
LMAAAO IT'S THAT GIRL FROM DOCTOR PHIL IN THE THUMBNAIL
I heard the word "fit" so much, I don't know who's more fit 😫
I think the second story is more like "AmITheA**hole?", and yes, you are. Threatening to hurt your dog is not ok, but leaving your dogs poop arround for a week and other stuff seems like you have other hygenic problems too.
You brighten all our days! 😊
I clicked faster than his FPS
. . .
Hehehehehe
The story about the dog owner and the garden
I’m not saying OP was in the wrong, but I would like to point out that when you live with an animal, you can get used to the smell so much you don’t notice it
I lived with guinea pigs for 7 years, and after that I cannot smell their cage unless it gets really dirty. But my family obviously notices the smell much faster than me. (I clean them regularly so it’s never to dirty)
So while OP might not perceive a smell from a couple of poops, the neighbor might
Does that make the neighbor okay in really intense threats? No
But it’s still something to consider
Revenge pro
Bully banned
hotel travago
breezy XD Trivago but good joke haha 😂😂😂
the most random thing ive ever seen XD
12:53 stopped at "puh" and got an ad that showed me a cat lmao
yes i would like to buy one large serving of justice
new rSlash video makes my day
"I dont want to start drama."
I don't know rick, seems fake.
13:49 "hey neighbor, are you familiar with the meaning of the word 'vivisection'?"
"no."
"threaten my dog again, and you will be"
Yugo is swearing
my mom heard the swears and i got beaten to death
When you said “every single day” at the end it sounded like you were slowly and painfully dying
Early squad..?
Hahaha I Love the last guy’s story 😂🙌🏻 “Hmmm what should I do to get back at my stuck up neighbours? Oh I know: I paint MY gate a different colour than my fence!” Absolutely priceless 😂😂
I almost freaked out
Rslash: what a pu *cuts to ad*
Me:dont do it
Ad ends
Rslash: poser
15:22 I know dandelions are "weeds" but I like them, OP, can I hire you to do that to MY lawn? XD I'll pay cash lol
Notice me senpai
That bully went through Trials & Tribulations. OP fought with a Spirit Of Justice, it was the Dual Destinies. And OP won for Justice for All.
Is that a professor Layton reference?
Cody Hines
Phoenix Wright
If the dogs name is kenny and we havent seen puppy bloopers well OMG THEY KILLED KENNY like if u get the reference
Wow, never threaten a dog owner with hurting their dog. The most rational ones will make you regret doing so.... The less rational ones will continue the conversation holding a glock.... I never fuck with dog owners man.