r/Nuclearrevenge I ATTACKED MY EX WITH 10,000 BEES!
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- Опубликовано: 25 окт 2024
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r/Nuclearrevenge In today's insane story of nuclear revenge, a mean boyfriend publicly embarrasses his girlfriend. Well, his girlfriend's dad happens to be a professional beekeeper, so she decides to get some bee justice. She collects over 10,000 bees and tricks her ex-boyfriend into coming to her house, and then UNLEASHES THE BEES! Find out what happens in this epic story, and don't forget to subscribe!
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0:07, NuclearApiarist, bit.ly/2l24MS6
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"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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OP: Bee seeing you
Ex: OH GOD THEY'RE STINGING ME SOMEBODY HELP ME!
rSlash horse
Well damn, remember children, Bee cool
ET go home bee good
Hey RSlash. Love your content. Make sure you take care of yourself as well. Love ya- Weaboobs. ♥️
I cant bee lieve you said that
Everyone is focused on the bee girl. And here i am so fascinated and amazed with the engineer dude sabotaging a quite big company.
yeah and thus why to always double check someone else's code before putting it into production. No matter what the company does if anything is automated double check the code to make sure it does not destroy your business .... unless it is illegal to look ta their code to which the blame of bad code will fall onto them and they will have a already made list of things to do when something wrong that is not already coded in how to deal with happens.
This was one of the most brutal Nuclear Revenges RSlash has read out.
i am CNC machine programer and i know how EXPENSIVE tools are if you want to find out u can just google tools for mill and when you see that 1 machines can be more than 50 000$ u can say that his revange was NUCLEAR
Darren Atm that is one of the MOST best nuclear revenge I have EVER seen
@Rick James I dunno man, I think it was that manager who wrote all the code.
OP: is wearing a bee suit
Harris: why do I hear boss music?
He's The Pain from Snake Eater
@@silviathesylveon9866 finally someone said it
Thicc_Boi 46290 terraria boisssss
@@silviathesylveon9866 PAIN!!! *Explodes*
There was no boss music
Story 1: Don’t piss off the bee nerd
Story 2: Don’t piss off the one who’s immune to poison ivy
Story 3: We’ve seen this one plenty of times. Don’t piss off the computer nerd.
Moral of the story: don't piss off the karma gods.
Why do I have a feeling this could be a brilliant post for r/bossfight let alone be a brilliant 3 phase boss fight for a video game?
@@crackheadchaos3860 Closest boss I can think of where they're surrounded by a swarm, sends them out to attack, and has phases, would be Nevan from DMC 3
No, it's "Don't mess with the IT guy"-
All of you are thinking too narrowly, it's "Don't piss off people."
“Ya like jazz”
*snaps*
Bees: *EARRAPE JAZZ*
ruclips.net/video/izGwDsrQ1eQ/видео.html
*YA LIKE SMOOTH JAZZ!?!!*
* Lance McClain from Voltron has joined the chat *
Stealth is all jazz
*Before the revenge*
“Hey bees, Harris doesn’t like jazz”
Splat tim!!!! Where are you? No one can find you in splatoon memes anymore
Bees: *HE’S TOO DANGEROUS TO BE KEPT ALIVE*
Underated comment
Bees:*angry buzzing sounds
@@unalive7917 lol gued 1
"My dad was extremely upset with me or using bees as weapons"
Terraria players: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that.
As I fellow terraria player
The bees kneez
Haha bee gun go brrr
Bee gun is top tier ngl
TheSauceBird
Post wallofflesh anyways
As yet another fellow terraria player
*BEE GUN*
P.S I like to call it the Bee Gone
She should have said: “Hey Harris, ya like jazz?”
STILL CHILL STILL CHILL STILL CHILL STILL CHILL STILL CHILL STILL CHILL STILL CHILL STILL CHILL STILL CHILL STILL CHILL STILL CHILL STILL CHILL STILL CHILL STILL CHILL
Nice prof pic brotherr
Scribe falingo
Earthworm sally
Carrying disease from Florida to Caliegh
Moral of last story: do not piss off the only employee who is able to increase both production efficiency and product quality at once
apparently they're able to also do the opposite ;)
Yes, let’s teach someone a lesson by putting, not them, but MANY innocent bystanders in harms way that could kill them.
Op in that post is a psychopath
There are so many harmless ways to get back at the supervisor, this is just terrible
@ it wouldn't be nuclear revenge then 😅
On a sidenote your comment is boring, if you're gonna say there are "so many ways" at least give examples 😋
@@kyushirokun Haha, well that makes sense
In Dragon Age Inquisition, there's a grenade weapon that's literally just a jar of bees. When enemies get hit with it, it causes a status effect just called "BEEEEEES!" lol
That is my favorite grenade for a reason
Its in a TON of rpg's
Correct me if im wrong but I was told it origanated in a DND campain, storys got told and now its everywere, think skirim or Oblivion had some too
@@joshsmit2890It's in terraria too
There's a jar of bees you can get after a quest in GW2 as well. It sadly doesn't do any damage iirc, but it's amusing as a vfx.
Funny you say that, the latest watch dogs has a guy that uses bees as a weapon. It’s funny to use.
"I heard 1000 stings could kill"
"I unloaded about 900, 950?"
...Clever girl. >83 I imagine counting exactly 999 would be a little too much to do in a rush.
I know. It reminded me of the Roman empire, where they thought 40 floggings could kill so they did "forty minus one" or 39
@@gabrielmartin977 what are floggins?
@@nordin.munteanu beatings with a many tailed whip
@@nordin.munteanu a style of whip with multiple tails. Each tail usually had metal beads and small shards of glass
@@gabrielmartin977 oh thanks. Like the thing they beat jesus with, right?
OP: "You know what the woods has a lot of?"
Me: "... bees?"
I thought op was going to hardcore use psychic ability to control bees from the woods
Turns out poison ivy. Still cool tho to have immunity towards it
Bigfoot?
>o)
(___>
Hunters with shotguns
@@ThePinkRubber I'm immune to it too it was pretty neat to brag to others about and as a young child I used to be stupid and slept in it never had a problem
As a father of 2 girls, its horrible to think that any girl would feel that their father wouldn't give their own life to protect them.
I know right, my parents would have scattered the guy's remains over several counties.
@@katladywithak1104 Same, but I personally would get a few beatings in.
@@katladywithak1104 Mine would’ve blamed me. They wouldn’t have been at all supportive.That’s actually pretty common, unfortunately. Think of all the shit people in the world. Most of them will reproduce, and they won’t be good parents. 🤷🏼♀️
@@erzabetf9544 True. My parents would have blamed me too. I certainly wouldn't have received any sympathy or been listened to.
BTW, I had a nasty, violent, cruel mother and I am a great parent. I do almost everything the opposite of her, and have an amazing son who is a really good and kind human.
Idk I know a girl that was raped by a stranger at age 11. I thought she came from a good family, but her family were super ashamed of her and thought she was weird for getting diagnosed ptsd afterwards. The guy is still out there
Combined moral:
Don't screw with bee keepers who know how to code.
if (abusiveExBf == True) {
println("RELEASE THE BEES!!!!!")
bees.release()
}
This thread is underrated lmfao
@@sethadkins546 fucking epic
And Immune to Poison Ivy
RELEASE THE POISON IVY SPITTING ROBO-BEES!
There's far, then there's too far. I mean, his ex is awful, But killing all those bees?
I suggest wasps next time.
Bethany Odenbach true he deserved 10 times more wasps
Fair point.
XD
Oh, yeah. Wasps totally would have been better.
I feel like hornets would also work too
For the story where OP’s boyfriend punched her and she said it felt like she had throw up in her nose, I’ve actually had vomit come out of my nose and mouth at the same time. It was disgusting and 100% not fun. It was worse than milk coming out of my nose. No idea how it happened. I know it’s gross but all I’m saying is that unfortunately it is possible.
And it burns too.
Thank God that i have not had that happen
Not uncommon, the tubes are all connected.
The nose and mouth are connected by one tube splitting, the soft palate closes the nose to prevent liquids from going up when swallowing ( it why when you get your adenoids removed it often happens since it now has to learn to close farther). Id guess that when you vomit sometimes the force is too hard for the palate to remain closed, or it happens so suddenly that it hasnt closed fully.
I was born with a birth defect in my throat, I sadly puke through my nose and mouth 100% of the time.
Me: *screeches at bees
OP: *I like bees more than people*
hey I can see why.
She likes them so much, she murdered a bunch of them.
@@dieCG ..... yandere?
How the hell that guy is still alive? I think 100 bee stings are enough to kill an adult man, so 10,000?
@@wargamesmaster OP said a thousand or so bees can kill someone
I lost it at "Who punches their baby hippo, right?" LOL
fun fact: hippos can kill. they are one of the world's most deadly animals.
@@candylemon9035 yeah seriously put the worlds strongest boxer up against one and he will get shit stomped could throw 100 hard rights and it would look like one of those anime scenes where the main character throws there strongest attack that leaves steam after the hit and the hippo just shrugs it off
Ever watch Jaws? Imagine a hippo instead of a robot shark. That's what a hippo will do. End you.
I actually looked up a picture of a baby hippo. They are friken adorable! I know it was meant to be an insult but still.
@@candylemon9035 yeah they kill more people in africa every year than lions crocodiles and elephants COMBINED
OP: “I used about 950 bees, knowing not all of them would sting.”
rSlash: *TEN THOUSAND BEES*
he’s a master of clickbaiting and lying
What bees are thinking when they are defending their hive...
*BEE* GONE
Dylan T You’re unBEElievable!
CatRabbit499 but beefore I go onto the the bee puns you must bee warned that I beerate those who drink bEEr and I’m a bEEst and beerating is my specialty
Stop showing off. Unbeelievable. You must bee searching for likes. Still though, do not beerate him bee calm. We all want people to beelieve our comment is beest.
I got six puns you got 4 and a half
Bee
"If you dont think this is nuclear revenge you clearly never had poison ivy"
Thats because im also immune to poison ivy
Same here! #immunesquad
3rd like, 3rd comment. I wouldn't know, never touched poison ivy before
Your so lucky, I wish I was. When I was a kid, I came in contact with some poison ivy, and it was so bad I got poison ivy blisters, my throat actually started to swell shut, and I ended up having to go to the emergency room. It was horrible.
@@vanessawaltz8233 oh cool
I'll go with probably immune too. Played in the woods with my brother, went through the same areas he did. He got it, I didn't. Also, I know my grandfather was immune.
I'm feeling proud of the girl with bees. I got into a domestic violence relationship when I was 15, and I wasn't nearly so strong
1st story girl in jail
Inmate: what are you in for
Op: oh I attacked my abusive boyfriend with a thousand bees 🐝
Inmates: 😬
*Everyone takes a slow step back*
“Look man, we don’t want any trouble... we’ll give you everything you want. Just don’t hurt us”
If I were a warden I would have died laughing. Not making fun of her, just so goddamn impressed
Other inmates: Too bad for you we ain't got no bees here, Lil Baby Hippo.
I’d say: So, ya like jazz?
Rslash: *uses "passionately hugging" as a replacement for Sex.
Also Rslash: sExY...
Fr. He can't say F*ck but he says sl*t and wh*re like??? F*CK IS WORSE
But like is he suppose to say passionately huggy?
@@cheesenuggets9339 well, he doesn’t want to get demonetized
Octopus
yeah seems kind of childish whe sex ed is tough to 6 graders and they dont edit sex in that....at CHILDREN ... I think they think were all babu or somrthing
Personally I would quote scarface when releasing the bees and say “SAY ELLO TO MAH LITTLE FRIENDS”
This is my favorite comment
Olivia Shreve thank you I made it my self :D
YES! You say that, open the bee crates, and then you walk off saying "BEE seeing you" xD
Omg! Yass!
Or SAY YELLOW TO MAH LITTLE FRIENDS
"Never try to screw over the guy who knows how to code" is now my favorite moral. I'm an amateur front-end coder in a family of back-end coders, and let me tell you we cherish our barely fonctioning messes more than anything :')
Ha, front end development is hardly programming.
EDIT: Try programming a chip with assembly code, or make a server in C.
@@skwisgaarskwigelf331 I didn't even say I was programming... I'm a linguist, that creates entire website in her spare time, that's all :')
EDIT: HTML/CSS/JS are the less complicated coding languages out there, that's why even my literary ass is able to understand and use them. The rest of my family are developers in big companies, and I couldn't even do half the things they do... But I'm the only one that knows how to make pretty website o/
@@rein3831 Every time I see a front/back-end I ask myself how can you endure it. I mean, I don't dislike front/back-end devs, I dislike *front-end*
It is so chaotic and badly put together (the system itself) that you could say it's "designed" to be flawed.
For example, when you code a program in Java (or even C, taking care of knowing what you do with memory) is pretty safe, but it's really easy to mess up the development and find yourself with a pretty nice vulnerability that compromises your website and the users' security.
And yes, those markup languages (HTML and CSS) are easy to understand and use, but in order to be able to use them to the max, you *need* Javascript (or a framework), and Javascript is a horrendous monster that should not even exist.
But this is my opinion and I don't really know much about web technologies, only enough to be able to break them, as that will be (hopefully) what I will do for a living (white hat, don't get me wrong).
I'm done with this building of a text/rant. I guess I feeled motivated today with the overflow in my brain with HTML and automata theory.
@@skwisgaarskwigelf331 JS *is* a horrendous monster that should not exist. I hate JS so, so much, because it is never working properly, even when you do a thing by the book. And I sometimes hate front-end too, especially because creating a pleasing design is difficult enough, but making it is even worse. But I'm proud of what I make, even when it's little things :')
Do you really think there was no one working at that machine shop that knew how to code the C&C machines? I find that entire story completely hilarious and not true. Some kid straight out of school comes in there and wrecks shop? Not to mention that he was basically admitting to a crime. Purposefully sabotaging those machines is hilariously illegal. I'm not buying that story for one minute. Sounds to me like he was fantasizing while still in school and imagining a world where a machinist with 30 years experience, and all the other engineers that worked there, would be so completely bad at their job that they let this hero of a brand new employee come in and save the entire company tons of money and material. Ya dude, not buying any of that story at all.
“I like bees more than people” when the op kills hundreds of bees (because once bees sting, they die)
abominable yeti 56 :|
Well if given a few minutes they can actually wiggle them selves out of the area. Several hundred bees probably survived
@@SnailSnail-lo4pm thats kinda cool, bees are very neat and BEEutiful insects
Depends on what bees it is. Honeybees, which this surely must bee, have barbs so when they try to get away, they rip themselves apart and die further spreading the defensive pheromones that cause other bees to attack. That's what Wikipedia says at least. Also, how did that guy not die when there were 30,000 bees there?
That last one, brilliant. Literally set off a self destruct sequence of the entire company, what a legend for setting that plan in motion!
even 1 machine can be about 50 000 $ so its real revange
ruined a whole company because of 1 pos
6:04 if the person disabled the only cry for help and begged their victim to not call the cops, they know they're in the wrong
Yes. I would have more sympathy for him being stung by bees if he hadn't assaulted OP and her brother and then prevented them from calling for help.
@@ladyv5655 hope the dad knew the whole story instead of just "oh, she's the black sheep because she weaponized my bees"
Wtf?? When my gf makes self deprecating weight jokes, I get onto her and get upset. She’s beautiful and I love her!
That being said....I couldn’t imagine saying something like “baby hippo” to her or anyone! Jesus
Bruh he could have charged attempted murder
*Sees title.*
Me: May the odds be in her favor.
bee*
Don’t you mean, may the odds bee in your favor? 😋
What stinging wit!
I'd give these bee jokes a *"Bee+"*
*"I like bees more than people"*
Kills a punch of bees while attacking a person :D
@@FantasyGirl1812 logic and respect dont register when you are in that much emotional pain.
@@FantasyGirl1812 I get that, its just common for people to take drastic actions that are contrary to our beliefs when subjected to trauma. If our brain believes that taking a certain action will protect us from injury or death then our ideals take a backseat. Its a thought process that also applies to the fight or flight reaction. Given that she was still crying when she released the bees it would make sense for her to still be in that mindset of "If I don't do something I am going to get hurt or worse."
I don't often see nuclear revenge stories where the person who did it is negatively impacted by what they did, so seeing her guilt and how her actions damaged her relationship with her father was pretty surprising to come across.
What do you do when you find out that your daughter deliberately destroyed part of your business, killed a lot of your animals, and attacked someone with creatures you make part of your livelihood off of? Even if it's in response to being assaulted in her own home, that's not something people normally find out about someone.
Meh as far as bees are considered, you might as well consider the whole hive a single organism, and each individual worker just like a cell in a human body.
So it's kinda like pushing a human into him, and them getting a bit scraped up by the struggle.
@@OrionoftheStar tbh I'll be a bit wary lol
0:07 - Titular story - OP sets a swarm of bees on their douche ex for embarrassing them publicly, goes to jail briefly (TW: Animal death mention, dehumanization, emeto mention, fatphobia, injury, insects/bees, violence)
11:08 - 9-year-old OP attacks bullying babysitters with poison ivy (TW: Bullying, gaslighting mention)
13:32 - OP sabotages workplace machinery because their douchebag supervisor stole the credit from them for improving the production efficiency, ends up bankrupting the entire company; AKA Never Mess With the IT Guy, Programmer Edition
A valuable lesson: Never claim someone else’s work as your own, because when others come to you for more of what they made, you can’t give it to them.
Kinda like: it's easier to tell the truth cause you won't have to remember your lies
After reading the story I noticed that he could have easily stolen a lot of credit that shouldn't be given to him without ever beeing caught by saying stuff like I helped him in the process or something ,but he went full asshole mode and then he got punished .But yeah, you are absolutely right.
@@thanasispapazoglou8135 Seems like the guy got greedy and wanted all of the credit rather than some of it.
"passionately hugged with"
That is the most amazing censor I have ever heard
It's hugging brilliant.
Welcome to the channel, 11 months late.
yes
Man, love how her dad is concerned about the bees XD.
And the court system wasn't much better
Me: *is straight male*
rSlash: *says pun in that voice*
Me: *not sure anymore*
o.o well ok then.
That’s gay
Ur profile pic goes so well
Richard Aidan Hernandez good to know xD
@@stephanosng1771 r/technicallythetruth
"A potato has a better sense of direction than me." ...........I'm guessing that's cuz they're down to earth?
I don't know if I can forgive this one, use it in the future, or what, but it's something else. I'll give it that much.
False, I have a great sense of direction
I got one
Duck
>o)
(___>
Aha, that was actually kinda funny lmao
Reddit: So yeah I stung my ex with a couple hundred honey bees.
rSlash: I ATTACKED MY EX WITH 10,000 BEES!
he’s a master of clickbaiting and lying in stories
Well at least he makes you watch the horrendously amazing stories
Only a true gentlemen will: insult his girlfriends appearance and punch them if they get upset about it,
Charisma lvl 1000😂
No wonder I am single. I have been trying to "be nice to women" approach. Guess I gotta start punching.
My dude is the ultimate Anti-Simp
More like -10000
Was the ex Nicholas Cage?
"NOT THE BEES!!! NOT THE BEES!!!!"
"Henry Winkler.....covered in bees" - Little Nicky
Jake Forge nah nah it's Indiana Jones
More like Seán William Mcloughlin
"I like my women like I likey coffee. COVERED IN BEES!" Eddie Izzard
"Not the BEES!!!" 🐝 🐝 🐝
There it is
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Figured that was coming in the comment section.
The bees😡🐝
KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMN HONEY
actual story: there was under 1000 bees
the title: I ATTACKED ME EX WITH 10,000 BEES
OMG I wonder how he lived through getting attacked by two million bees
Hold up
Germ Antibody omg he survived an attack from 10 million bees? 😱
The story clarified it. When one bee dies the entirety of the bees around it are set into a defense mode. ALL their bees attacked. Not just the ones in the two frames she was holding. So, essentially, he would have been attacked by that many. Though not all of them would have stung him.
Waqaar Alvi that my friend, is what we call clickbait.
I loves his lightly evil chuckle when justice is served
And that's how she beecame a batman villain.
Or a Johnny Test villain.
Me: *read the title:
Me: Hunger games?
More like the Starving Games
This is the best comment on youtube
@@CallieYanChanEdits Mine or Tommaso's?
Strongly agree
@@lukecastellan8727 both
The dad was more concerned about the bees and the court system was more concerned about the abuser. No wonder she had to fend for herself
I think she’s better off without her dad then
I didn't relise this was nuclear revenge so I was like "this episode is a bit intense" until I saw the title
OP: throws bees
Nicolas Cage: "Not the bees!"
*not the bee's*
If the Bee Girl was my daughter I would've been proud
What’s this? An abusive relationship!! A LARGE INFLUX OF BEEEESS SHOULD PUT A STOP TO THIS
*_Jazzy buzzing_*
Bruh he could have died
*Jazz Boss Music Plays*
As a coder, I do love the coding stories.
STORY:
This story isn't mine but it is close to me so I'm telling it as if it is me (Just feel it would make better commentary).
Me and an associate of mine were once employed to create a program for a company wanted to automate a lot of their machine processes. This would include things such as packaging and line assembly, I won't bore you with the details as the whole job wasn't particularly complicated and in hein sight probably wasn't worth the revenge but here we go.
The company was looking to fully shift their workforce from manpower to machine power but wanted to keep it "cheap" saying things like, "It really shouldn't be that hard". After nearly 6 months of work and constant communication between us and the company, we finally finished the project, it was very difficult for us to debug and fix errors since when we made this system there wasn't any readily available simulation software so we would have to send it to them, they send back the errors or outcome, rinse and repeat. Looking back at it this was a HORRIBLE way of doing things since they could have just stolen a nearly finished version (foreshadowing) and finish it in house. Well wouldn't you know this is exactly what happened, a month went by of no communication or anything, stupidly we also hadn't been keeping detailed copyright applicable versions of our code (Lessons learned) so it would be very difficult for us to take it to court.
Finally the revenge
Since we realised what had happend we set to work. Once we were done, we sent it off to them like we would any other piece of work with the title of (Fixed MAJOR bug), honestly, we didn't think this would work and we were prepared to never find out but oh boy when karma is on the hunt it always finds its prey. You are probably wondering what we did, well ladies and gentlemen we created a logic bomb embedded in the code to trigger FOUR YEARS from the day we made it. When it was triggered it would delete not only itself but all of the data on the system it was stored on, honestly we didn't expect anything to come of it being four years away and all but oh boy, not only were they still using our system they had continued to build upon it with other software from other people (I assume stolen as well).
The detonation.
I will say this isn't spectacular, the company closed down a year or so after the bomb detonated, did we have anything to do with it? Probably not, do we imagine we did? Hell yes, we do! Personally, I like to imagine that on the fourth year absolute hell broke loose, real apocalyptic level stuff, machines fell apart, packaging was spued all over the warehouse, subtle tears from the people who refused to pay us as they see their automated factory fall apart. At least that's what I imagine, in reality probably all that really happened was the machines stopped working and wouldn't turn back on again but that's still good enough for me!
Note to everyone who owns or wants to own a company: If you employ a coder you better pay them or else they could ruin you at any time they please!
I'm 15 and i do coding but you don't want to do it in public because the EP's are crazy were I live and with my medical conditions it gets real bad sometimes because. I cant raise my heart rate to much or I will pass out or have a seizure and with EP's and sometimes EK's saying that they will call the cops because I'm hacking or I need to teach there EK how to hack Or they will call the cops.
OP: please fix this machine for us thank you.
Company: alright we can do that for you but you won’t hear feedback for a while.
OP: ok but fix this as well
Company: oh ok we ca-
*call machine failure*
What a good book idea! How many chapters are there?
Hell right! never mess with the developers or spare money on them.
Bruh this is youtube, not reddit.
:wears a bee suit:
hey why are yo-
YOU DIED
Its probably been done but,
'ahem'
"NO, NOT THE BEES!!!!!!"
THEY'RE IN MY EYES
First, there were attack dogs
Now the next step in home security and self defense, I present to you..
*Attack Bees*
"Or the hounds with bees in their mouths and when they bark they fire bees at you?!"
I wonder if she played BioShock
next step *wasps*
Nuclearrevenge is like nosleep but made as wholesome as you can
Brother: *sees his sister beaten*
*One punch man theme starts playing*
Edit:Thank you all for positive feedback. Thx Rslash for heart. Have a nice day
@Clara oswald he took your advice! So sweet UWU
Minutemen in T-60 ` the brotherhood is coming for you
@@callmedavis7741 *get mysterious note and opens it * *sees black hand print with " we know" written under it*
Lol, if that were my sister being beaten I would have put the guy's face through the nearest wall.
I laughed at that more than i should have. I mean my sides actually hurt.
“NO NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAUGH THEY'RE IN MY EYES! THEY’RE IN MY EYES! BLAAARGGGGG! AAAAUUUUGGGHHHH!”
Archie Holt I got you to ten likes
Me: ok hon a bf that smells good is EVERY woman/mans dream!
Bf: I smell good right?
Me: some days depends on when we go to the gym or not and if you put on deodorant.
Bf: fair enough
man ur 10 stfu
No one:
rSlash: *passionately hugged*
"No one?"
Wow a original and funny comment
When I was young (eight or nine) I stepped on a large paper wasp hive that was in an overgrown irrigation ditch. I was only wearing a swim suit at the time and consequently got stung all over my body. I can remember running for the house in a cloud of pain. So, as someone who has experienced something akin to what that ex-boyfriend got, I approve of her methods.
Damn, I feel you bro.
Btw about a few years ago I was at a beach on the shore and I was carrying a paddleboard when suddenly I believe it was a queen bee that stung me. It hurt all day after that ;-;
@@jaxt2578 why was the queen bee out of the hive
@@ChaoticMushy Possibly looking for a place to nest. If she had drones with her, she'd still be the only one who'd be able to sting.
@Zoey Fen good point, but whatever it was it was bloody big for a bee but too small to be a wasp. Might’ve been a honey bee or something....
I have a bee phobia, and just the story terrified me. I would think that maybe just a couple stings would be sufficient, but hundreds? Heck no
op's little bro in bee story seems like a total lad
Agreed!
Good on the kid - would have been nice to see more people praising him.
WAIT, THERE’S SUCH A THING AS POISON IVY IMMUNITY!?!
I was so confused when I read that, I also didn't know lol
Yessir, I’ve got that. Good genes I guess.
Same here, confusing.
I have immunity too. But it can go away with age and a weakened immune system
TipTheScales27 I have immunity as well, atleast I think I still do
"Gotta BEE prepared"
**Funniest shit i've ever heard**
*wheese*
Me: gets into bed with phone, ready to sleep
rSlash: Ya like new videos?
Me: ;-;
KyaRL yes
Did anyone else read that in Barry's voice from Bee Movie?
I'm currently writing a novel and listening to this in the background and it works surprisingly well to encourage me to keep writing
Ohhh well hope you did good . I keep it in the background while drawing
What’s it about.
I want to right a book with a bee army of that takes over a town then city!
Write some awesome nuclear revenge in your novel and ill read it
@@mistkiller4043 YES
The phrase "using bees as weapons" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard
At first I was upset she was going to attack her ex with bees because I know a lot of stings can ruing a person immune system for life, but when she said he punched her I was like serves him right.
so
punching = destroying a nervous system
not trying to defend the dude, im just askin why you think if a guy punches a girl they deserve their whole nervous system to be destroyed
@@Create123.
"punching = destroying a nervous system"
I doubt that this was the equation Jason had in mind when they posted that comment.
I assume Jason was also taking into account the *_reason_* behind the attack, as well as Harris' previous behaviour and what it had revealed about his character.
It was hardly a simple punch.
@@Create123. - The genders don't matter here. If you engage in violence, you don't get to cry when violence is returned to you.
@@Create123. as others say the gender doesn't matter. It's him physically abusing her brother for protecting her after physically abusing her because she didn't put up with the mental abuse. It not just he punched her.
No OP just put someone through hell so OP definitely deserves to go to hell an eye for an eye the ex definitely deserves to get hit a few times but what OP did was unworit it is like if someone stole something them you kill them you must do something equally to the crime
Can we appreciate the fact that the 15 year old brother is playing minecraft and not fortnite 👌
I don't even know him but I'm still proud of him for picking Minecraft over Fartnite (sic)
“People hating fortnite because it has annoying kids is like people in 2014 hating Minecraft because it had annoying kids”
And that’s a fact
*proudly starts crying*
This could have been before Fortnite
@@FantasyGirl1812 I know, but people are blatantly hating the players of the game. Not all of us are 8 year olds who rage. It's just a stereotype. Fortnite is the most played game right now. Minecraft has more GOOGLE SEARCHES. People need to learn to let people like what they like. ESPECIALLY Minecraft players
If I were in the Bee Keeper's position, also if I was female, I'd have done the same thing in that situation, it would have been far more merciful to the Ex than telling my father. There are many things that annoy and anger him, but when messing with family, it goes from anger to fire and brimstone.
Bees:
We protacc
We attacc
And that’s al we do
All not al but anyway I’m actually immune to poison ivy I’m so grateful for this
3 months later: hey wait! You’re de same person! Heresy!
Bee he attac he attac most important he attacBees Here
You forgot but best of all, they sweet snacc
But most importantly, we pollinate to make hoomans a snacc
"I'm weird and I like bees more than people"
Same but with cats
same, with most other animals
same
That’s nothing unusual, crazy cat ladies are a common phenomenon
Same but with pony's
me to
Her: he was everything I wanted when I was going through my teen fantasy phase tall, blonde
Me: WERE JUST BLONDE BOYS DOING WHAT BLONDE BOYS DO
BLEACHED HAIR FAIR SKIN MAKES THE LADIES SWOON
I'm an aspiring author. My friend sends me requests to write stories, gives me the details, I send it to her, and she shows her friends. She's a terrible author and trusts me. Obviously she gives me credit. We've known each other for 8 years.
One of her friends decided to text me a story idea about talking animals. That's all she gave me. She refused to give me any more details, saying that, "(Friend's name) never gave you details!!!" She did
Now, I'm 13. I needed a lot of research for my plan. I had to look up things I didn't want to look up (thank God for Incognito). When I finished, I had written a 30 chapter book, around 500-2,000 words each chapter
FOR A GAY FURRY ORGY
I LOST IT WHEN SHE READ IT TO HER FRIENDS
OMG IT WAS PRICELESS
mad lad did it again
Fuckin mint
"The hardest decisions require the strongest of wills..."
The senior prom story reminded me of my more or less thick gf in high school, she was also a sophomore while I was a senior. The difference was that I didn’t punch my gf, neither me nor my friends made fun of her weight(some of my friends were over or underweight themselves), and I only encouraged my gf to lose weight for her health. I didn’t have any problems with it myself, but I wanted her to feel better about herself since she was having confidence issues. Turns out I was right, even though we broke up over something else unrelated, she was able to find a new guy at the gym I took her to while we were together. It’s not a bad thing to try to help your bf or gf, just make sure you’re doing it for the right reasons and in a respectful manor.
Are you two still friends? You two sound like there’s no hard feelings left.
honestly the last nuclear revenge was way better than the bee story.
never mess with the guy that does the programming.
the same goes for: don't piss off the ones who handle your food.
their revenge will be nuclear.
The first part of first story is why I’m happy guys wouldn’t date me in high school. I witnessed too many of my female classmates get treated the same way OP did. Teenage boys are some real assholes.
I also couldn’t help but giggle at the OP who took down a company because their supervisor took credit for their work. Over the years, I’ve had a couple dead brain coworkers take credit for my work so I know the feeling. Intelligent people are usually leeched off of because creativity thinking isn’t something most people have.
Same dude. I don't really get the trend of dating in high school. It just creates a lot of unnecessary drama in my opinion.
"I'm immune to poison ivy." IS THAT GUY EVEN HUMAN!?
Estebeast I met a damn mofo who was immune to poison ivy and stinging nettle. He told me just after I had fallen into a bush of stinging nettle. I was so freaking mad, lol!
Also immune to poison ivy here, it's a godsend. You should try it sometime
Totally immune. Nettle, ivy, oak, locust.
Seriously not enough people talking about this dude's godlike gene here
When do we get gene therapy so the best of the blessed can help contribute to humanity's overall progress as a species
Actually, no. Being fully immune is impossible. Just because you didn't get a rash, doesn't mean you are immune. Really, I actually looked this up. Here's someone that got his first reaction at 25. He's had his fair share of poison ivy before that.
www.poison-ivy.org/story/immune-are-you-sure
NOT THE BEES!! I just remembered this meme!
So the last one was basically, "I'll bankrupt you if you steal my work!" That's nuclear revenge if I've ever seen it.
he bankrupt random people and got the actual guy fired
@@benjiro8793 exactly
Eh. The managers were assholes. Listen to your workers instead of instantly blowing them off and giving them no chance to plead their case. Experience doesn't mean a damn when it comes to being an asshole.
what you guys seem to be missing is all the workers got half a year of pay probably around doubled on top of that with all there benefits as well at least lasting them a year of frugal living without a job if not more if you cant find a job and make that work for you in a industry that not some jo blow can fill then you seriously need better life ethic
16:47 a smart boss would say you get a cut, just to keep his gold egg chicken happy :D
17:46 hay doctor will you fix my heart up and operate on it you better do it or i fire you :D loool
The bee girl sounds like a character in a book. I‘m gonna draw this.
When the factory thing came I was 100% sure the code guy would be fired but.....
Nope, the company went flippin bankrupt.
OP: I did the thing, so I should get the credit.
Manager: Tough luck.
Factory get machines damaged.
Manager: You ruined my life!!!
OP: Tough luck.
Tough*
@@kylechong4905 thanks.
Honestly, this was the biggest OOF this channel has read out. Amazing. I sure hope they dont catch the guy tho.
Oh that was a wonderful revenge, 'Attack my honey's! Release the swarm!' Worth it. Bet he will Bee thinking twice before becoming abusive again, and nobody will attack bee girl again. Worth the minor punishments.
I believe the CORRECT pronunciation is: *🅱EES*
What about B’s?
How about 🅱️'s
Bigger, better, stronger *BEES!*
🅱️ *e e s*
IMO the last post was much more of a NUCLEAR REVENGE Then the "bee" one
yeah, I tend to think of 'nuclear revenge' as involving fallout hitting everyone around the target, so the later one really counts. The former is cool, but very directed.
The former is more "suicidal revenge." Both her and her ex got hurt.
@@nope9885 i agree
The revenge the scheming the people that put entitled ppl in they're place. And the corny jokes. Everything is yin yang for me. Great channel.
OBee: "I forget, Ya like jazz?"
*950ish bees release*
OBee: "Bee seeing ya"
Me and my husband have this routine for a while now where we sit down at the table to eat dinner, one of us says "rslash?" And then we watch rslash, every day.
The bee story had me giggling menically. Senior punched a sophomore because he was EmBaRaSsEd. Give me a break. Dude got what he deserved. He'll think twice before hitting another girlfriend. I hope he's scarred for life.
It's a shame that the results got her in jail, probably should've thought that one through better. He DID beg her not to call the cops, and she obliged. Granted, I doubt the cops would've done anything for her. They rarely do much in domestic disputes until it's too late.we need a better system.
Hmm.. I like the Bee Lady.Harris didn't deserve her, Can't ever support an abusive partner, so I believe that revenge was tasty like delicious Honey. I think that lady is my hero lol, so imma Call her "Hornet Queen".
OP for the bee story, I will GLADLY help you pay that off. That story was glorious and he fully deserved it.
Shout out to the brother playing the craft on a regular basis but still helping out his sister.
Don't screw with the person who could bring down the company with one line of code.
Drop * From *;
?
"the only one I passionately hugged with" you just broke me
Here we are with our virgin asses
@@spooked2104 Amen
@@JaimeJrUmlas "halo theme*
Love is temporary but doom,
Doom is eternal
@@acoolpotato3243 .
Yeah sex is alright but have you ever tried
Masturbating to Emma Watson/Disha Patani or Quality Porn
"He spilled the honey" ill start using that
He could not believe his knees
When 10,000 little bees
Were set on him by his ex girlfriend