r/Nuclearrevenge My Dog ATE A R*PIST ALIVE!

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  • Опубликовано: 20 янв 2025

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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 лет назад +12187

    Dog: Literally kills a rapist
    Everyone: Awwww who's a good boy?

  • @lukemckenzie0121
    @lukemckenzie0121 5 лет назад +2178

    Person: **gets bullied**
    School:
    Person: **retaliates**
    School: _STOP! YOU’VE VIOLATED THE LAW_

    • @idkteen
      @idkteen 5 лет назад +95

      StOp RiGhT tHeRe CrImInAl sCuM!!

    • @SnapplyPie
      @SnapplyPie 5 лет назад +59

      You have committed crimes against the school and her people. What say you in your defense?

    • @idkteen
      @idkteen 5 лет назад +48

      @@SnapplyPie then pay with ur *BLOOD*!!

    • @suckchille6811
      @suckchille6811 5 лет назад +78

      Person: Cheats
      Teachers:
      Person: Bullies
      Teachers:
      Person: Eating in class
      Teachers:
      Person: Wears hood in class
      Teachers: I WILL MURDER YOU, YOU DIPSHIT CRIMINAL!

    • @knifeyonline
      @knifeyonline 5 лет назад +29

      it was a story of two psychopaths destroying each other until the smartest one wins and gets the other expelled. it's so beautiful it brings a tear to your eye. It just goes to show if you're a psychopath, make sure the people you pick on have the ability to feel fear, it's really a key dynamic to the bullying process.

  • @khadijahruslan7335
    @khadijahruslan7335 5 лет назад +838

    Honestly adults who dismiss how uncomfortable a teenager/kid is feeling should never be teachers

    • @juniper9836
      @juniper9836 5 лет назад +11

      Prospective teachers should do research on how to prevent bullying, especially between students they know hate each other.

    • @SRosenberg203
      @SRosenberg203 5 лет назад +3

      @@starlightreverie9104 That's what they're trained to do, nowadays at least, but I guess it varies from state to state based on how strict the regulations are to get certified as a teacher. The more money that gets cut from public education, the shittier the teachers are going to be.

    • @Tribalfan88x
      @Tribalfan88x 5 лет назад +5

      @@SRosenberg203 trained to prevent bullying? Lol. Not in my country. My teacher appointed 2 guys for guard duty, they were supposed to look out for me during lunch break. Those 2 guys WERE the bullies I tried to avoid in the first place.
      And no teacher ever cared that I got beaten up

    • @SRosenberg203
      @SRosenberg203 5 лет назад

      @@Tribalfan88x Well I'm sorry to hear that, but I was talking about the United States.

    • @takodacollier6687
      @takodacollier6687 4 года назад

      Khadijah Ruslan I agree but I hop you know that boys and girls aren’t aloud to be in the boys locker room and or to play with them the story is most likely made up

  • @iDarkGames
    @iDarkGames 5 лет назад +10700

    To everyone who asks about the dog story, he cut off the dog story because it was confirmed fake so he cut the story out, sadly enough, he forgot to change the video title and thumbnail

  • @commenter3002
    @commenter3002 4 года назад +852

    "I was going to be _expelled_ for defending myself from a bully"
    me too, kid

    • @RaraZeCat
      @RaraZeCat 4 года назад +22

      I changed schools because of bullies and pressured religion... and I'm autistic... they knew it and f*ck they still pressured me... I left but I did win 3 fights due to being pacifist and having my environment do my work for me.

    • @Beersbeer
      @Beersbeer 4 года назад +6

      @@RaraZeCat I changed classes and it didn’t work and I’ve never been expelled (because of my adhd)sometimes I snap and just batter the living shit out of them

    • @Iamwtfboi
      @Iamwtfboi 3 года назад

      @@Beersbeer I too have ADHD but barely any, I am sorry for your troubles as well as your troubles ambassidor guy

    • @penultimate-media4163
      @penultimate-media4163 3 года назад +2

      i almost got the same for doing Wade Barrett finisher on some kid who kept jumping on my back durring gym class to trip me up

    • @roberthoppock5349
      @roberthoppock5349 3 года назад +4

      schools still hold the idea if they didnt see it they cant do anything when it come to bullies

  • @becca4622
    @becca4622 5 лет назад +4963

    Who else was thinking how good of a boy these dogs are and just smiling

    • @Cassiopea525
      @Cassiopea525 5 лет назад +90

      Literally everyone. They are the best dogs!

    • @JimBonsey
      @JimBonsey 5 лет назад +79

      Those dogs are such good boys that their desendants deserve to get rewarded for 10 generations... lol. ;-)

    • @discordingstichery6830
      @discordingstichery6830 5 лет назад +90

      I’m just happy the dogs didn’t have to be put down after they attacked the guy. That’s no way to treat 2 wonderful doggos

    • @kazu_4k
      @kazu_4k 5 лет назад +10

      yes

    • @red_goddess2145
      @red_goddess2145 5 лет назад +27

      my first thought after the story was " good doggos!!!!" and yes i was smiling too, i believe my dog ( he is a pit black lab mix) would do the same for me and my family.

  • @yetiornot5726
    @yetiornot5726 5 лет назад +1178

    "The 'A', of course, being short for 'butt'."
    - rSlash 2019

  • @hanezutchins2786
    @hanezutchins2786 5 лет назад +2214

    "You shouldnt have attacked Jack like that."
    Then the teachers should have done their god damn job!

    • @nunononumuno6509
      @nunononumuno6509 4 года назад +67

      School Is like that you can't defend yourself because nobody will freacking care because they only care for what they saw and not what actually happened

    • @nunononumuno6509
      @nunononumuno6509 4 года назад +24

      If you see they didn't care when OP sayid that jASSHOLE was acting like a molester he didn't give a flying fuck but when OP defended herself the teacher saw that and didn't even care if jASSHOLE had TOUCHED HER BREASTS, why you might ask, BECAUSE I DIDN'T SAW THAT

    • @LarryMoonlink3892
      @LarryMoonlink3892 4 года назад +13

      My friend's old teacher from her old school DID NOT DO ANYTHING TO SAVE MY FRIEND AND NOW MY FRIEND FEELS LIKE DESTROYING HER BULLIES AND HER WORTHLESS TEACHER AFTER THE LOCKDOWN IS OVER AND THAT SHE DECIDES TO GO TO JULIA DE BURGOS JUST FOR A VISIT!!!!!!!.......... *ok.. sorry for the yelling but it was triggering me although it was my friend's story, she told me her backstory and what happened as the result of those events that happened to her... it was upsetting me as much as it was upsetting her so..... but my friend is in a cyber school so she won't be able to deal with the bullies ever again unless she encounters them in the park that she goes to the most....*

    • @LarryMoonlink3892
      @LarryMoonlink3892 4 года назад +6

      @@nunononumuno6509 if I were a student at that school and I was the one who witness that, I'd have a camera recording the scene where the donkeyhole just grabbed the breasts of the victim and then stop the recording then be like "I think I need to go to the Principal's Office now.. because I have to show something to him or her." Then I would leave the classroom with the teacher's permission and then show the video of the student grabbing another student's breasts then the Principal would call the student who molested the other student to his office and then expel or suspend the student who molested the other student...... *just saying.*

    • @FearedIce-9813
      @FearedIce-9813 4 года назад +5

      Ink Nuno - Brawl stars no offence but you sound like a child especially with how you type

  • @tatianadavidson4329
    @tatianadavidson4329 4 года назад +626

    It's a crying shame that the last girl had to go through such lengths to protect herself from a guy who literally assaulted her. The Dean and the gym teachers failed to protect her, and if it weren't for her quick thinking, Jack probably would have attacked her with that switchblade. No kid should ever feel that they have to bear the burden of keeping themselves safe alone.

    • @jamieemeagi7377
      @jamieemeagi7377 3 года назад +10

      Look at the society we live in: where when people do bad things and then they are told 'Oh ThEy JuSt LiKe YoU' like bitch pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @BlooMonkiMan
      @BlooMonkiMan 3 года назад +1

      @@jamieemeagi7377 And then theres the other end of the stick: SWERFs (Sex Worker Exclusionary Radical Feminists)

    • @lumiskullgurl923
      @lumiskullgurl923 3 года назад +3

      it's american public school in a nutshell. adults don't really give a fuck about the students.

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 3 года назад +2

      it’s fake

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 2 года назад +6

      @@lumiskullgurl923 oh Canadian ones are the same. My elementary school was like this girls...being bullied constantly didn't matter to them. Infact they'd rather cover their own asses. I still remember my old teacher calling me BULIMIC for throwing up my milk. Turns out I'm lactose an tolerant.

  • @strike_true
    @strike_true 5 лет назад +1621

    “Shouldn’t have attacked Jack like that.”
    This is seriously what’s wrong with society today. Fighting back isn’t a crime when they put their hands on you first.

    • @nicoleb695
      @nicoleb695 5 лет назад +116

      Yeah. Society enables guys like him to have entitlement to women.

    • @daltooinewestwood6380
      @daltooinewestwood6380 5 лет назад +56

      I’m sure he was an important member of some sports team the school gets grant money for

    • @neeneko
      @neeneko 5 лет назад +45

      That really is not a 'today' thing, in fact I would argue that it has gotten a LOT better over the last half century.

    • @ichigothehedgehog1173
      @ichigothehedgehog1173 5 лет назад +18

      We all know people who say that would act the same if someone tried to touch them inappropriately without asking

    • @strike_true
      @strike_true 5 лет назад +67

      neeneko See I’m not talking about the sexual assault side of things. I’m talking about the fact that if you get bullied in general society wants you to tell the teacher/ just deal with it. The only way to get rid of a physical bully is to beat the fuck out of them. It’s really that simple. That’s how people use to get rid of bullies, now if you do that today you get in bigger trouble than the actual bully who started it.
      Telling the teacher or “ignoring” it literally does nothing.
      Showing strength is the only way to get meat heads like that to leave you alone.
      And when you start punishing the victims of bullying that’s when you get people who walk into schools with guns. Because no one is helping them, and because they’re already mentally unstable it breaks them and that’s when they start to not care.

  • @noonenooo2843
    @noonenooo2843 5 лет назад +2954

    *RSlash* : that’s the most darkest episode of Scooby Doo I’ve ever watched
    *Courage the Cowardly Dog* : that’s cute

    • @SpringDavid
      @SpringDavid 5 лет назад +44

      Sonn of a bi you're right

    • @alvarodebarrio7718
      @alvarodebarrio7718 5 лет назад +15

      I don't remember courage to be a great dane or eating one of his enemies i remember lick one

    • @Springdude11
      @Springdude11 5 лет назад +53

      @@alvarodebarrio7718 I mean, he did send his biggest opponent to the moon where he was then beaten up by other dogs that were sent there by that man, so, it's close.

    • @MELOD
      @MELOD 5 лет назад +12

      @@alvarodebarrio7718 I think the quote was "the most darkest episode", not "the episode where a great dane eats one of his enemies".

    • @gemrock
      @gemrock 5 лет назад +9

      @@alvarodebarrio7718 courage did kill a alien chicken by frying it to death with a ray gun. On a straight to vcr tape after scooby doo in cyberspace.

  • @lem0ncrunch
    @lem0ncrunch 5 лет назад +1446

    **Owner comes down to see this mess and dead body**
    “Didn’t I tell you to stop bringing these things to me?”

    • @thecookinestkid401
      @thecookinestkid401 5 лет назад +45

      "I told you last time: I want the guy alive so I can watch the light go out in his eyes! Come on now!"
      XDDDDDDD

    • @niggaroni5608
      @niggaroni5608 5 лет назад +32

      LOOKS LIKE MEAT IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!!!

    • @incindoz5488
      @incindoz5488 5 лет назад +7

      I mean either way they are still f able

    • @Chrischi3TutorialLPs
      @Chrischi3TutorialLPs 5 лет назад +7

      r/blursedcomments

    • @tacosbanjo4793
      @tacosbanjo4793 5 лет назад +5

      The moose was fine, the woman was a little much, but now this!?!? This is as crazy when you brought Jeffery epstein's body from the Clinton's!

  • @isuck4388
    @isuck4388 4 года назад +637

    The last story absolutely terrified me, When she started to describe how he grabbed her chest I froze up.
    The girl is strong, Props to her.

    • @originalname5303
      @originalname5303 3 года назад +16

      I thought she just punched him in the nose. But the description of how it went down at that moment kinda terrifies me

    • @jacobpedersen2906
      @jacobpedersen2906 3 года назад +38

      Yeah I felt really proud of her when I heard how she beat him up (even tho it was probably a reflex more than anything) and from what I could understand it probably also looked kinda cool. But seriously tho nobody touches a girl like that without expecting at least to get a bloody nose.

    • @attorneytomannihilator6933
      @attorneytomannihilator6933 3 года назад +4

      Story is fake

    • @attorneytomannihilator6933
      @attorneytomannihilator6933 3 года назад +1

      @@originalname5303 story is fake :(

    • @attorneytomannihilator6933
      @attorneytomannihilator6933 3 года назад +1

      @@jacobpedersen2906 The story is fake

  • @mrstupid-canalvechi9286
    @mrstupid-canalvechi9286 5 лет назад +872

    The Dean when he heard about the knife: THE WHAT

    • @calebsherman886
      @calebsherman886 5 лет назад +6

      W H A

    • @korayi_ari
      @korayi_ari 5 лет назад +10

      THE WOOF???

    • @theonlyxbox360
      @theonlyxbox360 5 лет назад +30

      yeah no joke, where I live isn't even all that dangerous, but one of my mates had recently gotten a fairly cool pocket knife / swiss army knife that he had on him all day, right up until he accidentally dropped it while trying to piss about with it in French class. I think he got a pretty harsh talking to and a warning cause he hadn't done anything outside of this idiocy specifically, but he had to also not get detentions or anything for the rest of the year (roughly 4 months of actual school time, excluding holidays) or he'd pretty much instantly get suspended for a week. Fortunately, the school system here doesn't fuck around when it comes to threats to students, that and we aren't america so ain't no one walking in with thirty in the mag and an itchy finger.

    • @pepperonicici
      @pepperonicici 5 лет назад +4

      When my teacher heard that I had a knife with me because by the time I got home from middle school it was dark and late and nobody cared but my friends, he asked me about it. I dodged the question.
      No repercussions.
      I don't even know whether the knives would have been a bad thing on school ground but they weren't illegal at least and my friend didn't like me walking around late when I didn't have anything on me

    • @type-10
      @type-10 5 лет назад +5

      Also the dean, when there's a school shooting: Ah shit. Here we go again.

  • @channel71claycreationsande73
    @channel71claycreationsande73 5 лет назад +223

    Me: sobbing because the good boys are dead
    Also me: happy that they have grand pups

  • @dovahspy9813
    @dovahspy9813 4 года назад +488

    The girl at the end: *uses a self-inflicted stab wound in order to cry on demand*
    Muldoon: Clever girl...

    • @lebonk8081
      @lebonk8081 3 года назад +2

      Funny enough, he survives in the novel by Michael chricton

    • @beandreamz4989
      @beandreamz4989 3 года назад +1

      Yeah but the end is stupid the school doesn’t have cameras ya know to see kids killing each other

    • @Questknight12
      @Questknight12 3 года назад

      Beat me to it.

  • @morisilverback
    @morisilverback 5 лет назад +814

    In school they wave assault and a person being overly annoying off as “it’s because they like you” like no. This person is bothering me, and I’ve told them stop over and over, and even when the teacher does talk to them it’s barley a slap on the wrist honestly more like a pinch on the arm

    • @dingoatemychild1
      @dingoatemychild1 4 года назад +3

      i mean yes but i dont think she should have done what she did i mean i dont agree at all with what he did but she ruined his whole life i mean yea he should have goten in alote of truble but still she didnt have to ruin his life now he wont be able to get a job that isnt like a fast food employe or wallmart worker i mean jez chill

    • @unknowuser1843
      @unknowuser1843 4 года назад +54

      @@dingoatemychild1 if by "ruining his life" you mean getting him in trouble over his own bs (such as hurasment, selling drugs, and having what could potentially be a weapon on school grouds) yeah, he deserved it.

    • @nightswolfx
      @nightswolfx 4 года назад +41

      @@dingoatemychild1 he ruined his own life

    • @XM8A1
      @XM8A1 4 года назад +48

      @@dingoatemychild1 I take it u side with the pervert?
      Lemme learn u somethin.
      Sometimes when people are sexually harassed, all that anger builds up when nothing is done about it. They may lash out on their harasser knowingly or not knowingly. If you would have payed attention, you would have seen this in the story.
      Example from video:
      He grabbed her breast, she screams, then next thing she knows she's being held back. So basically what happened is after she screamed, her body just went on autopilot. She had great grounds to attack the pervert. She kept telling him to leave her the fuck alone, he didn't listen. So, she taught him to leave her the fuck alone or else he'd get fucked up. Sometimes u have to instill fear to get people to stop. Even if that fear lasts only a second.

    • @seabassheredia7251
      @seabassheredia7251 4 года назад +26

      DINGO ATEMYCHILD his life deserved to be ruined he was harassing her for weeks on end, and it seem to her it was never going to cease. Not only that but he sexually assaulted her. She had every single reason to ruin his life, what he did was disgusting and just flat out despicable.

  • @elizabethtiedt1888
    @elizabethtiedt1888 5 лет назад +158

    “What do you have?”
    “A knife!”
    “nooo!!”

    • @aspen_6366
      @aspen_6366 5 лет назад +9

      Don’t we all love vine references

  • @82dorrin
    @82dorrin 5 лет назад +561

    The score, for those who want to keep track:
    Real Predators 1
    Sexual Predator 0

    • @Boudah67
      @Boudah67 5 лет назад +21

      Admitedly, It's not everyday that you put a rapist against a great dane/lion/polar bear in a wrestling match. Chances are the score isn't going to move much ^^

    • @ethanch3011
      @ethanch3011 5 лет назад +7

      Bullied victims: 1
      The bullied bullies: 0

    • @flacons2110
      @flacons2110 5 лет назад +5

      i think its 2 for the dogs as they most likely craped little pieces of him out

    • @watergoddisciple8888
      @watergoddisciple8888 5 лет назад +1

      ok thx

    • @ekvedrek
      @ekvedrek 5 лет назад +1

      Flacons
      And ate it

  • @Starlette16
    @Starlette16 4 года назад +183

    The last one.. Oh my gosh- That was the most nuked nuclear revenge story I have ever seen. If I ever met that girl, I would literally bow down to her. Like- That was the best revenge story and I just had to listen to it again-

    • @Hessonite_Dragon_Helen
      @Hessonite_Dragon_Helen 3 года назад +9

      Yeah! She f*cking stabbed herself to cry on command!!
      Man, I wish I knew about this story when I was getting bullied a few years ago. But now I have this knowledge of something similar happens again. And I have a therapist to brag to about it-

    • @gabrielgalapon4466
      @gabrielgalapon4466 3 года назад

      And probably say my queen

    • @FabledEra
      @FabledEra 3 года назад

      As much as what that guy did was wrong and extremely gross, disgusting and disrespectful and deserved more then expulsion to begin with. That girl went through extreme manipulation. And thats extremely messed up to do. But I guess desperate revenge calls for desperate measures. But just wow.

    • @GeorgeVCohea-dw7ou
      @GeorgeVCohea-dw7ou 3 года назад +3

      It's the only nuclear revenge that I can remember, where OP didn't commit a serious crime to achieve results. ruclips.net/video/iPDcUGwfxak/видео.html I didn't think this was possible. Nothing was particularly uneffical either.

    • @FabledEra
      @FabledEra 3 года назад +2

      @@Hessonite_Dragon_Helen don't people use thumbtacts in there shoes to pass or cause a lie detector to become inconclusive?

  • @Verdant11686
    @Verdant11686 5 лет назад +392

    That gym teacher should be reprimanded immediately for dismissing a students claims about feeling harassed and uncomfortable, to quote a video “Disgusting!”

    • @Manglethefox238
      @Manglethefox238 5 лет назад

      DISGUSTING!!!

    • @badassgenevideos
      @badassgenevideos 5 лет назад +1

      But that bitch did lie. She has no credibility. Only a fool would believe her story.

    • @Grimaria
      @Grimaria 5 лет назад +15

      @@badassgenevideos Are you victim shaming?

    • @DarkShiftMusic
      @DarkShiftMusic 5 лет назад +7

      @Grimaria | That person sounds like the dude she got arrested. Lend no truth to his words.

    • @dandelion_fritters
      @dandelion_fritters 5 лет назад

      I scarred my bully’s arm with my nails for going to grab for me. He avoided me after that.

  • @cyberdance4578
    @cyberdance4578 5 лет назад +1705

    The “he just likes you” argument pisses me off, that’s like saying “ISIS attacks America because they’re America’s number one fan”

    • @limeyoghurt
      @limeyoghurt 5 лет назад +8

      CyberDance same here

    • @neeneko
      @neeneko 5 лет назад +32

      Sadly, it is a really common one when it comes to minor (white) guys.

    • @ichigothehedgehog1173
      @ichigothehedgehog1173 5 лет назад +104

      It's absolute bullshit. Everyone always tells children that they get bullied and harassed because the aggressor likes them, then those same people turn around and wonder how abuse victims can stand to stay with their abusive partners? Stop telling people violence and harassment equal love in disguise. No one who actually cares about your wellbeing would willingly harm you.

    • @neeneko
      @neeneko 5 лет назад +18

      @Norman - I agree that bullies do not have a gender or race, BUT historically school's responses to bullying are sensitive to it. Bullying is all about place in the social order, so when teacher and administrators see various people as above other people, their view on if it is bullying or not tends to reflect that. This factors in even more so when it comes to 'fighting back'. White guys tended to get the most leeway, the more 'normal' they were, the more likely they were to have their bullying ignored and anyone fighting back punished. This has been slowly changing, but was pretty terrible in the past.

    • @aprilrichards762
      @aprilrichards762 5 лет назад +21

      My principle told me and I said "I want to strangle him but you don't see me doing it!" I also told one kid his parents should have used birth control and gotten an abortion when it failed. Yes I hated him but he was part of group that tried to raped me every day for 3 years. Football team members so I was punished for fighting back.

  • @lolmanmagee2785
    @lolmanmagee2785 5 лет назад +945

    anyone: this person is bullying me
    school : *rolls eyes*
    anyone: this person said a curse word
    school : *heavy breathing*

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 4 года назад +15

      Why is this so accurate? lol

    • @sophie-yt4fv
      @sophie-yt4fv 4 года назад +8

      wrong colour socks....

    • @funnyguy3255
      @funnyguy3255 4 года назад +9

      Anyone: This dude’s running in the halls.
      School: *loading gun*

    • @cthult7856
      @cthult7856 4 года назад +4

      Yeah, my school was this shit, glad I'm at uni now whilst all the bullies do drugs lol

    • @pestroxxy6781
      @pestroxxy6781 4 года назад +2

      I said shart back in 5th grade almost got detention but two kids having a fist fight is completely ignored

  • @Tiniuc
    @Tiniuc 3 года назад +77

    Schools tend to have a hush hush take on bullying, at least when I was in school. I had a bully in middle school who damn near killed me in gym, no teacher supervision present, and they basically threatened my parents to not sue them so as to keep the school's reputation on the up and up. How did the bully almost kill me? Hockey sticks, no protective equipment, and he slammed my left temple with the tip of the stick. I have never in my life seen so much blood, and I probably never will again. My face was covered, my arms, my shoulders, down my chest, a splash over the wall I was adjacent to, and a rapidly expanding puddle on the concrete. I blacked out for a few seconds and fell over, got up, dropped everything and walked haggardly to the nurses. Of the thirty to forty odd students I passed on the way, only two offered to help me. The rest just stared in disbelief or shock. The nurse screamed. At the hospital I learned that had the stick's edge struck me half an inch forwards, I'd be blind in one eye, or half an inch backwards, and I'd be dead. All my tormenter got was a concussion and a little juvie. This was in the 90s, and in the bible belt of 'murica. Sickening.

    • @zerophantomyt433
      @zerophantomyt433 3 года назад +1

      Wait how did the school threaten your parents?

    • @LRM12o8
      @LRM12o8 2 года назад +1

      Wow, 'Murica has a *serious* violence problem! 🤯
      Not to say that German school would handle bullying competently, but physical violence was an exception at my schools. Yes, students would brawl every now and then, but I never heard of anyone getting more than some small bruises or their glasses broken and I've experienced loads of bullying first hand as both victim and bully.
      I thought anything that resulted in worse than minor physical injuries would no longer be considered as 'mere' bullying, but full-on assault with legal consequences and all...

    • @caolanochearnaigh9804
      @caolanochearnaigh9804 2 года назад +2

      Another good reason to hate the bible belt...
      (Except for Dolly Parton and Johnny Cash, those guys are LEGENDS.)

    • @jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821
      @jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821 2 года назад

      and im the king of pluto

  • @CanaryDairy
    @CanaryDairy 5 лет назад +157

    I'm so happy to hear the dogs were not destroyed.

  • @baguettelol221
    @baguettelol221 5 лет назад +264

    Holy Moly those dogs are both vicious and best bois that ever lived

    • @rosanacastroalvesmagalhaes7654
      @rosanacastroalvesmagalhaes7654 5 лет назад +1

      3:50
      lmao

    • @Alizz1187
      @Alizz1187 5 лет назад +1

      I think that freshman girl is even more vicious

    • @SCP-yr5vw
      @SCP-yr5vw 5 лет назад

      One. Guud boyes. Two. Hecc yes

    • @baddog711
      @baddog711 5 лет назад +2

      Puppy's only doing what they should be doing. Lick the family, kill the rapist.

  • @spaceaidsman4535
    @spaceaidsman4535 5 лет назад +453

    Rapist:enters house
    Dogs:catch scent “Bravo six,going dark”

  • @britt905
    @britt905 3 года назад +271

    It infuriates me that the girl was told that she shouldn’t have fought back against her abuser.

    • @Em-ih5du
      @Em-ih5du 3 года назад +25

      That's how they've been raising us the last couple of generations. We're supposed to use "our words" 'cause "violence is bad". And yet all my decades of being bullied have thought me one thing: violence works. It's the ONLY thing that works. Want that mean girl to stop pushing you off the bench? A pencil in the shoulder works wonders. Never bothered me ever again.

    • @CianaCorto
      @CianaCorto Год назад +5

      @@Em-ih5du Yep. 4'11" girl, constantly bullied by tall creepy jock-like fuckwads. Going to teachers or adults never helped. But busting his lip and giving him a black eye worked wonders.

  • @jamthememer206
    @jamthememer206 5 лет назад +107

    What’s in your hand
    Jack: A KNIFE !!!!!
    The dean : NO!!!

    • @TaradaPryoNINJA
      @TaradaPryoNINJA 5 лет назад +1

      this made me laugh way more than i expected it to xD

    • @sypht4351
      @sypht4351 5 лет назад +1

      If you get the reference, you get it.

  • @GeoToni13
    @GeoToni13 5 лет назад +254

    OP: Who is the best boy ever?
    Dog chewing on dead rapist: Me?
    OP: Yes you are!
    Dog: Wags his tail happily

  • @victoriakinny9210
    @victoriakinny9210 5 лет назад +783

    Someone's getting a ton of belly scratches in the afterlife

  • @allisoncusolito
    @allisoncusolito 4 года назад +50

    I usually wouldn’t enjoy hearing about someone who lied just to get their bully expelled but considering what he did to her and the lack of justice for what he did made me enjoy that story very much

    • @bmrgames29
      @bmrgames29 2 года назад +3

      technically she didnt lie just faked emotions

    • @jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821
      @jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821 2 года назад +2

      she didnt lie

    • @shadenox8164
      @shadenox8164 2 месяца назад

      @@bmrgames29 Because sadly he wouldn't take it seriously if she wasn't actively weeping.

  • @SilveryBlue1010
    @SilveryBlue1010 5 лет назад +495

    "r/Nuclearrevenge"
    It should be interesting..
    "My Dog ATE A RAPIST ALIVE!"
    Whoa, it definitely going to be INTERESTING!

  • @KingDuckGuy
    @KingDuckGuy 5 лет назад +472

    Student: Get's bullied
    School: just kids being kids
    Student: fight's back
    School: that's unacceptable, suspended!

    • @ryandesi0040
      @ryandesi0040 5 лет назад +9

      Ledger Balance stfu you know what it means

    • @chikkkr1522
      @chikkkr1522 5 лет назад +1

      ぱ奥淫

    • @yumri4
      @yumri4 5 лет назад +2

      well at the end she didn't get in trouble the boy got in trouble with both the school and the law so most likely just now getting out of jail.

    • @jimhutcho1083
      @jimhutcho1083 4 года назад

      @@ryandesi0040 is that you liberate bananas?

    • @GodOfPlague
      @GodOfPlague 4 года назад

      That happened to me bullied for 3 years deal with it it will go away they say. Finally fighting the bully after all that suspension.

  • @thecornertrashcant3957
    @thecornertrashcant3957 5 лет назад +1720

    Girl: *being sexually assulted
    teachers: eh
    Boy: *being bullied
    Teachers: eh
    Girl: *shows shoulder
    teacher: oh hELL NO

    • @novaz1721
      @novaz1721 5 лет назад +93

      Nani Cristobal
      Boy: *comes to school fully nude*
      Teachers: Eh
      Girl: *shows stomach*
      Teachers: OH HELLLLL NAW

    • @litrally6973
      @litrally6973 5 лет назад +41

      Teacher : So you’ve chosen... Death.

    • @WlatPziupp
      @WlatPziupp 5 лет назад +24

      Welcome! Fresh feminists are always needed to combat shit like this

    • @Danny-ii6jn
      @Danny-ii6jn 5 лет назад +5

      Nani Cristobal I read that in that singing oh hell nawwwwoohhh vine

    • @codyjohnson6427
      @codyjohnson6427 5 лет назад +4

      @@WlatPziupp nope

  • @Autumn_The_Nerd
    @Autumn_The_Nerd 4 года назад +54

    That girl cut herself just to get her revenge.. truly a dedicated one

    • @no-hw2km
      @no-hw2km 3 года назад +1

      Too bad you can't stab people via reddit 😔

    • @arilovesbingus8626
      @arilovesbingus8626 3 года назад +1

      Me, a guy who cuts himself regardless:
      i am something of a dedicated person myself

    • @souptikhait4862
      @souptikhait4862 3 года назад

      @@arilovesbingus8626 funny joke right😰

    • @arilovesbingus8626
      @arilovesbingus8626 3 года назад

      @@souptikhait4862 hahaha… yeah totally… haha… as a funny joke….

    • @jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821
      @jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821 2 года назад

      not true at all

  • @dixichannel4422
    @dixichannel4422 5 лет назад +31

    He waited till the screams stopped. That dude died of slow death ripped apart and he knew exactly what was happening to him.
    That's soothing.

    • @josh4601
      @josh4601 5 лет назад +12

      Nothing less than degenerate filth like rapists deserve.

  • @0Jenna7
    @0Jenna7 5 лет назад +138

    I can't stop thinking about how negligent on the school's part it is to only have ONE teacher for FORTY teenage students.

    • @yusukerizuno9442
      @yusukerizuno9442 5 лет назад +6

      Well, sadly i saw it as commom, where i live is like that too.

    • @arachnesakura9375
      @arachnesakura9375 5 лет назад +9

      it actually is illegal. even in daycare centers there has to be a minimum of at least 2 adults with a certain amount of kids/students as its a safety issue otherwise. One adult isnt capable of watching 40 kids by themselves no matter how seasoned a teacher they are. OP could have literally died without notice to the teacher if Jack had simply held her underwater with his buddies instead of trying to molest her. and by the time it would have been noticed there wouldn't be a way to prove she didnt just drown from swimming. even due to budgeting problems (thanks American government btw) it's still considered child endangerment to not have enough adults around.

    • @lilweirdo3306
      @lilweirdo3306 5 лет назад +5

      My senior year my teacher left and there were 15 seniors without any teacher at all.
      All year long almost. I slept in that class up until the boys set the desk on fire with sanitizer and the the towel and trash can.
      After that we STILL didn't have a teacher.

    • @Fyodor-Subliminals
      @Fyodor-Subliminals 5 лет назад +2

      My class have 46 students
      But regularly just 40/35 students go there
      Brazilian public schools usually have this problem

    • @Fyodor-Subliminals
      @Fyodor-Subliminals 5 лет назад +1

      @@nahadoth2087 My actual president always cut schools budget
      Help

  • @Rmirfin
    @Rmirfin 5 лет назад +123

    *gets forced out of a neighbours house by a big arsed dog*
    "imma break into the house containing the big arsed dog!"
    Darwin award contender right there.

    • @meatmun7747
      @meatmun7747 5 лет назад +4

      Can't really accept it if he's dead though.

    • @novaroseoooooo
      @novaroseoooooo 5 лет назад +9

      Considering dying before you’re able to reproduce is pretty much the qualification for a Darwin Award, you can pretty much assume nobody actually accepts them lol

  • @eclipseevergreen7635
    @eclipseevergreen7635 4 года назад +114

    6:20 "He probably likes you"
    Me:...
    Me:...
    Me:...
    Me:... Wait...
    *remembers when I told my mom about being teased by boys and her saying 'he probably likes you'*
    Me: Holy crap.
    I will never be around teasing boys without a revenge plan in mind. NEVER.

    • @TheGoreTheorists
      @TheGoreTheorists 4 года назад +6

      always carry a bottle of spray on hair conditioner/gel and spray it onto their eyes, it works when you have no paper spray :) ok that was a joke, but seriously, without beating the shit out of them, at leat try to run away

    • @naverilllang
      @naverilllang 3 года назад +1

      Just because someone likes you doesn't mean they're a total creep. There's nothing wrong with engaging with them, and having such a plan all the time will do more harm to your mental health than good.

    • @rebeccaparrish954
      @rebeccaparrish954 3 года назад +3

      Or the 'boys will be boys' excuse people use for shit like this, like no! Do something about it, this isnt ok.

    • @tomdean1876
      @tomdean1876 3 года назад

      I really like the tactic of:
      1. Knee to the crouch
      2. Thumbs to the eyes
      3. Stomping on groin until dragged away or person has died.

    • @shootymcshootfacekoff7972
      @shootymcshootfacekoff7972 3 года назад

      @@tomdean1876 or do what I do : dome them with a 14.5x112mm ap shell

  • @Talon1124
    @Talon1124 5 лет назад +126

    The Dane: Rut roh Raggy. Ree've got a rintrooduh.

    • @geraldinewoods254
      @geraldinewoods254 5 лет назад +19

      Like zonks kill him scoob

    • @pizzaman9859
      @pizzaman9859 5 лет назад +2

      @@geraldinewoods254 Zoinks?

    • @C.Dickey
      @C.Dickey 5 лет назад +2

      Talon1124
      Would you kill them for a Scooby snack

  • @CrawfordAutomation
    @CrawfordAutomation 5 лет назад +71

    The school reaction wasn't, "Lul you're getting bullied? Not my problem!" It was, "Lul, you're getting SEXUALLY ASSAULTED ON A REGULAR BASIS!? Not my problem!"

    • @nicoleb695
      @nicoleb695 5 лет назад +8

      "Lol women are men's property, we're just really good at hiding that we haven't changed since the 1800s. Women are designed for our pleasure as men and we're teaching our boys that" is the general attitude I see a lot. Most guys are good but this social expectation is ingrained into them

    • @shadenox8164
      @shadenox8164 2 месяца назад

      @@nicoleb695 You only have to look at how many guys are calling this story fake out in particular despite there not being anything unbelievable in it. Reads very like trying to turn a blind eye.

  • @ianahbrewton3669
    @ianahbrewton3669 5 лет назад +301

    Dog did what the justice system wouldnt. Period.

  • @teababyc60
    @teababyc60 3 года назад +5

    I love the story about OP and Jack. Oh my God... Loved it. I felt vindicated, and it wasn't even my revenge story 😂

  • @MalinLawry
    @MalinLawry 5 лет назад +676

    Literally no one
    That dog when a rEpest enters the house: Finally some good fking food

  • @guest-cd3zz
    @guest-cd3zz 5 лет назад +397

    Who else smiled the whole time when he told the dogs attacked the rapist??

    • @goldkrone2614
      @goldkrone2614 5 лет назад +2

      I did 😂

    • @jacobiwolf77
      @jacobiwolf77 5 лет назад +1

      That was pure awesomeness!

    • @shilzat1883
      @shilzat1883 5 лет назад +6

      Almosz everyone,its was fucking disturbing but epic cuz they are good dogs

    • @458hot3
      @458hot3 5 лет назад

      Bruh I smiled like Keanu Reeves when I saw the title and thumb nail

    • @LilLeanne4810
      @LilLeanne4810 2 года назад +2

      Sadly it's fake

  • @TacMoth727
    @TacMoth727 5 лет назад +362

    Rapist: breaks into house
    Dog: YOU'VE YEED YOUR LAST HAW.

    • @xXdigleDJ62Xx
      @xXdigleDJ62Xx 5 лет назад +4

      😂😂

    • @malaksalemm
      @malaksalemm 5 лет назад +10

      There is so many words of the English language but I can’t string enough word together to explain how fucking funny this is 😂😂

    • @vremion2341
      @vremion2341 4 года назад +10

      YOU MAMA'D YOUR LAST A'MIA

    • @alexparaskeuopoulos4169
      @alexparaskeuopoulos4169 4 года назад

      Where's the dog part i can't find it

    • @TacMoth727
      @TacMoth727 4 года назад +5

      @@alexparaskeuopoulos4169 it was confirmed fake, and thus edited out. Very sad...

  • @krab1791
    @krab1791 4 года назад +26

    Yeah, as a parent I don’t get why teachers tell kids to “just ignore it and it’ll stop”. This is in a “bully free school”. When I spoke to a couple of my daughters teachers to ask about something that happened they said “oh, so and so threw water on her” and laughed. I didn’t find it funny.
    As it turned out one of my daughter’s friends (one of my Girl Scouts), told the bully off one day. It was the first time anyone had stood up to her. Bullying stopped from that day forward.
    As usual the bully is a do nothing loser but I am to this day highly disappointed in the people higher to teach my child. Knowing what I know now, I wouldn’t let them near my child.

    • @red0421
      @red0421 4 года назад +5

      Now you know why so many people have at best, no respect for teachers, and at worst, a hate-like contempt for them.
      Who has fond feelings for people who knew they were being harassed and abused day in and day out, and just dismissed and ignored it and told the victims any list of condescending dismissive statements?
      Teachers who do this are enabling bullying and should be held accountable for their crappy behaviour.

  • @GMilkMan
    @GMilkMan 5 лет назад +261

    “Lol you’re getting bullied? Not my problem”
    Isn’t this most schools?

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 4 года назад +8

      Sadly, yes. It's been 9 years since I left HS and honestly, nothing has changed. Schools just don't seem to care if someone is getting picked on and abused. They only care about how good the school looks and about attendance. It's sad that they don't care more about the welfare of the pupils.

    • @jamieodonnell8344
      @jamieodonnell8344 4 года назад +1

      @@ReptilianTeaDrinker Well they SHOULD.

    • @miningway7912
      @miningway7912 4 года назад

      Sadly yes

    • @cavnorxyz2094
      @cavnorxyz2094 4 года назад

      In my old school if people got into a fight the person who punched first got suspended and the other would get to go back to class

    • @TechnoKid10
      @TechnoKid10 4 года назад

      my school certaintly does that

  • @TheBossssssssssss
    @TheBossssssssssss 5 лет назад +144

    The last story, minus the revenge and autism sounds like every school in the country. There’s always one in every school year.

    • @mooncraft5534
      @mooncraft5534 5 лет назад

      69 likes
      im not gonna make it 70 soz

    • @shadowwolf7024
      @shadowwolf7024 5 лет назад

      Alexander THE GREAT you’re not wrong

    • @pingchen5291
      @pingchen5291 4 года назад

      I know know why she didn’t simply press sexual assault charges immediately after swim/ gym class...?

    • @apathyatlas6121
      @apathyatlas6121 4 года назад +2

      Ping Chen they wouldnt have listened to her and she’s already told them several times

  • @alexanderfurgeson7488
    @alexanderfurgeson7488 5 лет назад +75

    The dean: What do you have there Jack?
    Jack: A knife!
    The dean: NO!

  • @wdyd_masterattwitch4956
    @wdyd_masterattwitch4956 3 года назад +11

    I don't love the nuclear revenge stories that much because I always feel like they go over the top and are just too much, but this one... I loved this one. Sexual harassment is one of the few things I can't stand. Good for her.

  • @rinniegan
    @rinniegan 5 лет назад +82

    "Lol, You're getting bullied? Not my problem!"
    That's just every american public school. Literally all of them. Or at least all the ones ive been too.

    • @ANGH3LL1C420
      @ANGH3LL1C420 5 лет назад

      I’ve been to public schools my whole life and arguably the bullying isn’t as severe here. Whole lotta druggies tho.

    • @rinniegan
      @rinniegan 5 лет назад +3

      @@ANGH3LL1C420 lucky you lmao. My school youre either a jock, a druggie, both, or a theatre kid if youre not bullied. Everyone else the bullying is accepted as part of life. If youre lgbt tho...may as well get a bulletproof vest because i had a gun pulled on me in both bathrooms for not belonging and the school did nothing but say they would "look into it"
      Edit: i feel like i should add this is the outskirts of the dc metro area (the rich people kind) and my mom works for the schools and that gives me no protection.
      Edit 2: look up calvert county livepd on here to get an idea of whats normal here

    • @ANGH3LL1C420
      @ANGH3LL1C420 5 лет назад

      @limetime Bullying here is way different because my state is isolated from all the rest by an ocean lol. A literal ocean.

    • @Kualdir
      @Kualdir 5 лет назад

      Same in Belgium fam, at least all the ones I've been to

    • @rinniegan
      @rinniegan 5 лет назад +2

      @•xXTheGalaxy _WereWolvesXx• god i wish. The kid who sits behind me on the bus is on house arrest

  • @veeistiredasf
    @veeistiredasf 5 лет назад +397

    "Rapist gets eaten alive by dogs."
    Me: *bursts out laughing*
    My mind: "I shouldn't be laughing at that."
    Me: *still laughs anyway*

    • @catrabbit4996
      @catrabbit4996 5 лет назад +8

      K-pop fan Everyone should be laughing at that ;)

    • @japkap
      @japkap 5 лет назад +2

      Laughing so hard i am crying hehe and pain in the side

    • @zelexdabeast4577
      @zelexdabeast4577 5 лет назад +7

      Yo where the story at? It’s not in the video

    • @YTCira
      @YTCira 5 лет назад +7

      ZeLeXDaBeast
      I thought I was the only one. Everyone else is talking about it and I'm sitting there like "Am I missing half a video or something?"

    • @zelexdabeast4577
      @zelexdabeast4577 5 лет назад +5

      Danny yeah bruh that’s weird

  • @floydthegreninja4031
    @floydthegreninja4031 5 лет назад +41

    *sees title*
    "Oh really?!"
    *Rslash narrates the story*
    "Oh s..t, congrats on the dogs" *laughs at the now dead r.pist*
    "You ducked up now, fool!"

  • @d9981
    @d9981 4 года назад +50

    16:28 Please, tell me one school that actually does something about bullying, before someone is hurt or killed.

    • @TheKento10
      @TheKento10 3 года назад +1

      Also public shool is payed the the gov by the seats but if they have alt class for bullies is when they have some incentive of actually doing something.

    • @rrteppo
      @rrteppo 3 года назад +3

      Bro idk a single public school that isn't full of drugs and bullying. They never believe the people telling the truth, and always believe the people lying. I am surprised they bothered to take care of Jack without parents getting involved.

    • @thelastprotectorofoverain1035
      @thelastprotectorofoverain1035 3 года назад

      Not mine, that's for sure

    • @charlotteinnocent8752
      @charlotteinnocent8752 3 года назад

      Not in schools with that many pupils. And still not in many if the kid doing the sexual harassment (not bullying here) is the son of someone rich or in some way powerful. That girl did very well.

    • @charlotteinnocent8752
      @charlotteinnocent8752 3 года назад +1

      @Mariner The Managarmr Doubt it in private school. Think on it, bully's family might have money or power... Glad you;re okay don't let em win!

  • @13bgunbunny42
    @13bgunbunny42 5 лет назад +12

    My 77 year old Mom has a Pit bull mix. He is VERY protective of her. :-)
    The initial response from the school seems to be the norm. Kudos to the girl for the revenge.

  • @MrThomasCWest
    @MrThomasCWest 5 лет назад +19

    The first story reminds me of a joke I heard years ago.
    A burglar breaks into a house and hears someone say, "Jesus is watching you." The burglar froze in place for a moment, waiting for another comment. A minute later, he goes back to snooping through the house when he hears it again. "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he turns around and sees a parrot in the corner of the room he was in. " Jesus is watching you," the parrot says again. Relieved, the burglar responds to the parrot, "You must be Jesus." "No," the parrot replied, "My name is Moses." Puzzled, the burglar asks the bird, "Who names their parrot Moses?" The parrot replied, "The same people who name their rottweiler Jesus."

  • @poouvfe7439
    @poouvfe7439 5 лет назад +240

    When... there was literally no part where a dog killed someone... was it edited out?

    • @wolfiemk6552
      @wolfiemk6552 5 лет назад +17

      Noodles Nummy yeah I can’t see it anymore

    • @scave6131
      @scave6131 4 года назад +104

      It was edited out because it was confirmed it was fake. rslash just forgot to change the title

    • @beeeeee782
      @beeeeee782 4 года назад +17

      @@scave6131 oh, that makes sense lol XD I kept looking for it XD

    • @paulstelian97
      @paulstelian97 4 года назад +10

      How does one even edit out parts of an already uploaded RUclips video?

    • @madarain5134
      @madarain5134 4 года назад +5

      Yeah I was looking for that

  • @beyond6storm
    @beyond6storm 4 года назад +10

    I mean, Jack really deserved every single thing that came his way, but the level of planning that OP put into everything, going as far as to cause herself physical pain to wring out tears... I'm in awe at the level of grit and determination, but at the same time I'm thinking she might wanna... be more aware of what she's capable of, so that she knows when and how to restrain that side of her.

    • @LRM12o8
      @LRM12o8 2 года назад

      Well, you'd hope you'd be capable of doing something like this, when you're scared of getting r-ped by that scumbag!
      Whatever it takes to be safe... 💁‍♂️

    • @shadenox8164
      @shadenox8164 2 месяца назад

      Sounds like she does since she literally only used it to get sexual assault taken seriously.

  • @thenerdandthehatter
    @thenerdandthehatter 5 лет назад +64

    That girl wasnt just being bullied, she was being sexually harassed very aggressively. Good for her

    • @starbird3939
      @starbird3939 5 лет назад +23

      I argue that it she was being sexually assaulted. He kept touching her, grabbing her, and he even attempted to disrobe her

    • @rabbit0664
      @rabbit0664 5 лет назад +2

      @Chaos Burrito Exactly. No person in general should have to put up with that in general especially for that long.

  • @HeroineDark
    @HeroineDark 5 лет назад +48

    Rslash: here's a revenge story about good doggos
    Also rslash: no puppybloopers

  • @MrArgenon
    @MrArgenon 5 лет назад +282

    School: Not caring a thing about bullying
    Bullied kid: Shoots up school
    School: *suprised Pikachu face*

    • @familyfun359
      @familyfun359 5 лет назад +4

      School: oh your getting bullied ok well help
      kid: rilly :D
      School: haha no see ya 😪

    • @Sammyel808
      @Sammyel808 5 лет назад +2

      Dude that’s not funny

    • @mortemsteam
      @mortemsteam 5 лет назад +5

      @@Sammyel808 Funny =/= happy

    • @tiruvaluroo
      @tiruvaluroo 5 лет назад +4

      Shredder Cheese well I mean there is dark humor

    • @xenobyteedm9761
      @xenobyteedm9761 5 лет назад +6

      @@Sammyel808 maybe not to you. It's funny in the sense that this country's justice system won't discourage this behavior from a young age and then is shocked when it happens later with the whole "Why wasn't this behavior seen earlier" bullshit mentaliy

  • @lindicible.7015
    @lindicible.7015 4 года назад +25

    I can't believe I laughed over the fact that Douchebag Company's acronym "DTC" means, in my good old French "Dans ton cul" which is translated to "In your ass" in Shakespeare language.. I feel like it is relevant to what happened in OP's story. ;)

  • @sittingbush
    @sittingbush 5 лет назад +77

    No one:
    Dogs: *I'm about to end this man's whole career*
    Man: No, that's not how you're supposed to play the game

  • @petervaneno4469
    @petervaneno4469 5 лет назад +83

    "Darkest episode of Scooby Doo"
    "Let's see who this man really is." Pulls off the skin on his head like a mask revealing his skull underneath. "Oh, nevermind."

    • @MIKESMITH-fx2iq
      @MIKESMITH-fx2iq 4 года назад +2

      You just ruined my childhood thank you for that

  • @evanwesolowski3717
    @evanwesolowski3717 5 лет назад +104

    "Its like a gun you can pet"
    Who says you cant pet a gun?

  • @brendenpischke6060
    @brendenpischke6060 3 года назад +7

    Why is it that we have to work so hard (often to no avail) to get an adequate punishment for someone who is guilty but a falsely accused innocent person is thrown behind bars faster than they can blink?

    • @LRM12o8
      @LRM12o8 2 года назад +2

      Because cowardly authorities only want to address what they absolutely have to and that's not the most severe issuee per say, but the ones that most people saw.
      Aggression can easily be done very subtly, while defense is very hard to do discreetly and unfortunately people are easily tempted to close their eyes to anything they can claim plausibly enough to not have seen.

  • @Shadoboy
    @Shadoboy 5 лет назад +35

    Police "So, we have the old rapist complete here!"
    OP: "Wait, our dane still has a leg!"
    (Everyone laughs)
    Dane: "Scooby Dooby Doo!"

  • @YungBoiEscobar
    @YungBoiEscobar 5 лет назад +24

    As a former dog owner/had alot of dogs as a kid, I can confirm that big dogs will help uou

  • @MythicalPhoebe
    @MythicalPhoebe 5 лет назад +22

    i love happy endings like in the first story. i know some people are gonna say stuff like "nobody deserves to die!" but this man was a repeat offender. clearly didn't learn his lesson, and society is better off.

    • @jamesbaxter5147
      @jamesbaxter5147 5 лет назад +2

      Steven Tarsitano Natural selection at its finest. The dogs breed and pass down their loyal boi genes, while the stupid genes of the rapist died out. Seriously, attacking the house next door to one you already did to murder for revenge? That’s stupidity at its finest.

    • @williamshu9478
      @williamshu9478 5 лет назад

      Not to mention he was probably intending to kidnap/kill/torture OP

    • @Ixmore
      @Ixmore 5 лет назад

      "That old saw about 'to understand all is to forgive all' is a lot of tripe. Some things, the more you understand them, the more you loathe them"
      Starship Troopers Chapter 8

    • @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
      @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber 5 лет назад

      Glad you get it, Steven. I'm for the death penalty for hard cases like this, so I'm glad the dogs did what needed to be done. Murderers, rapists, and perps of heinous crimes - especially repeat offenders - should not be allowed out in society. Ever. And since the alternative is for them to sit in jail and eat up our tax dollars, just get rid of them.
      Yes, I know this is controversial. Please be civil in supporting or opposing my opinion.

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 5 лет назад

      No I don't think anyone said that the only thought I had was you should protect your dogs not the other way around but what are you going to do if someone breaks into your dog's room to be mauled to death

  • @Lina-py5wm
    @Lina-py5wm 4 года назад +1

    6:55 has me ROLLING with those excellent metaphors! As a writer, I adore collecting these little gems and I really hope that one day I'll be as expressive as this Reddit poster

  • @rusty9366
    @rusty9366 5 лет назад +129

    That Scooby snack was laced with LSD and Crack, not pot.

  • @rai1879
    @rai1879 5 лет назад +32

    Me: "sees the title"
    Game of Thrones Sansa's vengeance against the hubby feels intensifies 😂😂 I loved that scene and I love this video

  • @edwardhoulton8725
    @edwardhoulton8725 5 лет назад +99

    That’s why they are called mans best friend. Because they are.

  • @dallasgreen4660
    @dallasgreen4660 3 года назад +1

    I really feel for that girl. I too am autistic and I was also bullied... and the school did nothing. Glad she was able to get some justice for her bully

  • @Fallenfromgrace1990
    @Fallenfromgrace1990 5 лет назад +112

    How to Catch a Predator: Dog Edition. Chris Hansen would be proud.

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 5 лет назад +2

      How? Get a bigger predator!

    • @hibi-tea
      @hibi-tea 5 лет назад +2

      Too bad you couldn't introduce Onision to those dogs.

    • @Ngatikahu-aka-panbadass
      @Ngatikahu-aka-panbadass 5 лет назад

      @@hibi-tea that will be nice to see

  • @certifiedfurry
    @certifiedfurry 5 лет назад +44

    "The A being short for Butt"
    and the W being for xylophone

  • @agentcarl4546
    @agentcarl4546 5 лет назад +167

    Americans: just get a gun just in case
    OP: it’s ok I have a dog 🐕

    • @Leviathan56
      @Leviathan56 5 лет назад +3

      Woof woof mother fudgers

    • @TechPriest-A
      @TechPriest-A 5 лет назад +3

      It a a gun you can pet.

    • @stormchaser1547
      @stormchaser1547 4 года назад +2

      Actually why not use both, shoot their knee caps and have your dog finish them off 😁

    • @CorvidTeehee
      @CorvidTeehee 4 года назад +2

      @@stormchaser1547 Teach your dog how to shoot them and then they can do whatever they want to finish the job

    • @stormchaser1547
      @stormchaser1547 4 года назад +1

      @@CorvidTeehee eh dogs don't know how to work with guns unless you have a cyber dog with miniguns which that would be impossible

  • @mr_rfrm7169
    @mr_rfrm7169 4 года назад +22

    Dog: *Kills rapist*
    Everyone: This is fine.

  • @lizzymack6455
    @lizzymack6455 5 лет назад +4

    The last story filled me with a large amount of rage and euphoria amount of satisfaction at the end I swear I'm grinning like a mad man.

  • @star3catcherSEQUEL
    @star3catcherSEQUEL 5 лет назад +15

    "I figured he needed some quality time with some REAL predators." Damn.

    • @Bob-to7ml
      @Bob-to7ml 5 лет назад +1

      I know that is one of the coolest and scariest sentences ever

  • @ECS1809
    @ECS1809 5 лет назад +59

    “Scooby Dooby Dooo”
    _Scariest Episode of all time_
    ÛwÛ

    • @incindoz5488
      @incindoz5488 5 лет назад +1

      UwU dwaddy

    • @myers5059
      @myers5059 4 года назад +1

      Scooby Dooby Doo! What the fuck did you just do!?

  • @Abigart69
    @Abigart69 4 года назад +3

    I love the last story. So satisfying and I love her she's my hero

  • @ashfisher7009
    @ashfisher7009 5 лет назад +21

    "That is the darkest and bloodiest episode of scooby doo I have ever seen"

  • @brachyion9070
    @brachyion9070 5 лет назад +58

    "my dogs were not harmed or removed from me"
    Me: *Happiness noises*

    • @authority3068
      @authority3068 5 лет назад +3

      So tell me some interesting facts about your dogs.
      Well, they killed someone once.
      😬
      Alright bye.

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 4 года назад +3

      @@authority3068 Humans are shitty anyway. Rapists deserve to be eaten alive. If you sympathise with rapists, rather than the heroic doggos, you are a terrible person.

    • @whiteman8953
      @whiteman8953 4 года назад

      @@ReptilianTeaDrinker youre right

    • @Bloviated
      @Bloviated 3 года назад +4

      The “dog eating rapist alive” was fake.

    • @Anagh1701
      @Anagh1701 3 года назад

      If I had power, I would give them knight hood and purple heart

  • @Pineapply_Queen
    @Pineapply_Queen 5 лет назад +4

    As someone who was told "Woman up and deal with it" when I was being bullied by my sexist classmates in an engineering class, that last story made my blood boil.

  • @Halsquare
    @Halsquare 3 года назад +3

    I don't know if I'm more amazed by the girl's smartness in the second story or scared about her ability to fabricate a crime to frame someone (even if he deserved it)

  • @Heroann
    @Heroann 5 лет назад +127

    "its a gun you can pet"
    Me: True XD Maybe dogs doesn't look like predators anymore... but they're still dangerous

    • @litchtheshinigami8936
      @litchtheshinigami8936 5 лет назад +2

      only to the wrong people or when their owner doesn't train and socialize em well enough.. though tbh for this reason i defenitely want a dog.. i'd feel alot safer anywhere if i had a dog by my side i know would protect me..

    • @Heroann
      @Heroann 5 лет назад +1

      @@litchtheshinigami8936 You can train him as much as you want... sometimes its just not enough... This doesn't only count for humans... It also can be cat which get attacked by a dog...
      Or if a dog want to protect their owners, they also will bite and kill if nessesary.
      Dogs are beautiful creatures and I love them and want to get one as well, but it doesn't change the fakt, that a dog is a predator and very dangerous... Even if a small dog doesn't look like it...

    • @authority3068
      @authority3068 5 лет назад +2

      It’s illegal to train dogs to kill people. Of course in situations like this it’s justified but it still isn’t legal to train dogs to kill. Plus (smart) criminals carry weapons. Not all dogs are gonna get past that. Dogs also mainly kill by tearing up the neck, just like how murderers slit throats. Someone who is tall and more in shape or heavier isn’t going to let this happen easily. So no, dogs aren’t really guns you can pet and honestly people overestimate them too much.

    • @auliisoares139
      @auliisoares139 4 года назад

      Authority My friend is a protection dog trainer. His dogs are trained specifically to disarm a person holding a weapon. They attack the arm that is holding it and even switch sides if the attacker managers to put it in the other hand. My dogs are trained to attack anyone I want them to if I say the word. As easy as pulling a trigger

    • @erikmckoul2478
      @erikmckoul2478 4 года назад

      @@authority3068 lol well you really don't need to train them for them to kill people.

  • @thequietkid399
    @thequietkid399 5 лет назад +37

    Scooby dooby doo, where are you, we got a r*pist on our hands
    OPs dogs bit him in his a**

    • @kashifreza1993
      @kashifreza1993 5 лет назад +3

      New scooby snacks

    • @NCIA-93
      @NCIA-93 5 лет назад +1

      Imagine the dogs chewing on his
      peni$. That must feel like karma.

    • @thequietkid399
      @thequietkid399 5 лет назад

      @@NCIA-93 that must feel painful, more painful than child birth for sure

  • @duck3819
    @duck3819 5 лет назад +56

    Person: will you kill him?
    Dog: no
    Person: would you do it for a scooby snack
    Dog: :)

    • @nikobellic8156
      @nikobellic8156 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @MIKESMITH-fx2iq
      @MIKESMITH-fx2iq 4 года назад +1

      I started laughing this is funny

    • @yizao9289
      @yizao9289 4 года назад

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dying is so funny

  • @jessicaceeney1115
    @jessicaceeney1115 4 года назад

    That last story was definitely one of my favourite stories I have ever seen on reddit. That was fantastic!

  • @raidernation7427
    @raidernation7427 5 лет назад +36

    Rapists: I'm gonna get that guy back.
    Dogs: yay, a midnight snack.

  • @Anikens_
    @Anikens_ 5 лет назад +13

    "The "A" of course is short for butt"
    Had a giggle at that

  • @Gilhelmi
    @Gilhelmi 5 лет назад +19

    Whose a good doggo?
    Yep, that's a good doggo. Purely self-defense, after all, why did he try and break into the neighbors house after they stopped him the first time?

  • @calibranese
    @calibranese 4 года назад

    I love ur content cuz u don't need to look at the screen to enjoy it, it's like audible but free and reddit story's , keep up the good work!

  • @someone_Useless_Was_Taken
    @someone_Useless_Was_Taken 5 лет назад +17

    I was just watching a video and thought,” awww I wish I could watch one that I haven’t watched” and then this popped up 😁
    So thanks rSlash

  • @fenriswolfo
    @fenriswolfo 5 лет назад +52

    Rapist: *breaks in*
    Dogs: *Skyrim battle music intensifies*

    • @pizzaman6369
      @pizzaman6369 5 лет назад

      i didnt see that story, do you know what time it starts at?

    • @fenriswolfo
      @fenriswolfo 5 лет назад

      @@pizzaman6369 I actually don't remember, sorry. :(

    • @pizzaman6369
      @pizzaman6369 5 лет назад

      @@fenriswolfo its ok, thank you. i appreciate the effort

    • @alexparaskeuopoulos4169
      @alexparaskeuopoulos4169 4 года назад

      Where's the dog part please help :'(

    • @fenriswolfo
      @fenriswolfo 4 года назад

      @@alexparaskeuopoulos4169 I don't remember, sorry.

  • @Go0seyLo0sey_I
    @Go0seyLo0sey_I 5 лет назад +13

    Dog:Kills Rapist's
    Cops:Eh Just let it Slide

  • @goldengoodra2941
    @goldengoodra2941 4 года назад +6

    "You shouldn't have attacked him. You should have kept taking it."