Okay...first of all...your shirt!!! I want it! 😩 We had to forego our annual summer trip to Tahoe 😢 due to covid and apparently a flea borne plague has surfaced there too...true story 🤷🏼♀️🤔
Love all your spectacular sounds that you do they are very good, very intelligent!!!! I do not think you could really upset me, you are very intellligent and so funny!!!!
Hey just got done watching living in a van down by the river seen it forever my fav could tell u were scared when u and CF picks you up almost died lol
Would love to see a Swardson vs. Spade interview, with maximum 2-player ego burn blasts. Also please go on Whiskey Ginger and TYSO and riff to the maximum.
And if you want my pro tips about which TYSO are the funniest by all metrics, I would alert you to the Santino episode and really any of the Adam Ray ones. Start by researching those for R&D development. In my opinion, if you don't die laughing watching those, then we got bigger problems.
A fast trot and the furious 😂😂 One time we rented what we thought was the Krampus with Adam Scott to take on a vacation to watch w our older kids-there was a theater room, it had been a long couple years, I worked so hard to pay for rhat trip- super pumped to let them watch a "scary" movie after their sister passed out. It ended up being one of those soft porn skinemax type versions of it. We couldn't figure the remote out while this womans whole Bush was taking up the wall...spilled a liter of wine, meanwhile....we all ended up just dying laughing, hunkered behind seats w me screaming, "LOOK AWAYYYY!" LOL. (Every person but myself got food poisoning so that ended was basically THE trip for them. I got to clean green apple splatters and puke for 3 kids and a husband-in a new location-for 3 days! It took me 19 hours to get them home. It took 7 hrs to arrive. LAWD I was throwing clothes away by the last 10 hours.) We also got one of those skinemax knockoffs by accident back the first year of our marriage from the Blockbuster top shelf thinking it was The Blair Witch Project sequel. But it was the bare wench project. I don't know why we didn't notice until we got back to the house, LOL. Yikes. It happens. I can't say I ever got to see fast Trot and the Furious LOL. Now I'm older and love a really s***** movie. I'm a sucker for a growling shark.
I just found out these are on his channel and not comedy central. I don't think a lot of people know that because his views are more than his subscribers.
Joke scanner AWESOME - always love it when he says, “let’s take a look at a clip” - gunned down and decapitated always funny😳😳😳😳- left over Vicodin- host kimmel!!!!!
Lol I told a girl long time ago, I'm gonna go to ASU and join a sorority and party every dad, she said a sorority is for girls! I said of course! I know that! Why do you think I'm going to be parting every day? I said if they don't let me join I'm still gonna be there every day!
Spade trying to twerk was the best part of my day.
At 15 cents, just buy all the tickets to one showing and have the whole theater to yourself.
Brilliant!
There are no showings in California :(
You and your material are always gold. Thanks for always making me laugh. Hope the show is back soon, love the format. Great entertainment.
Painting eyes on your butt to keep Nick Swardson from asking you to lunch!!!!!!!! Freaking hilarious!
Saving money on movie tickets for a casket and J Lo A Lo was hilarious 🤣
Some people have "It" some don't. Spade has it
3:30 "15 cents for a ticket so movie goers can save their money for caskets" that was funny!! 😂😂😂
Absolutely loved this one! Can't wait to see Spade host Kimmel again :-D
Love how he just raced right past that one!😂
Oh my gosh you are going to host Jimmy Kimmel yea!!!! I definitely will watch!!! Congratulations!!!
🤢 somebody should replace Jimmy
Sugar Xyler dances in the moonlight
Hush virgin
The David Spade clone is breaking down
“Yourasslic Park,” hilarious! That joke ages like a fine fromage, even better 3 decades later.
Loved the scanning of jokes. And looking forward to Kimmel next week then!
I don't care what anyone says. You are funny!
Saving money to buy caskets...hilarious!! And how he says " yeah cool, cool, cool..." I have a huge Spade crush 😍
Need some ice for the back of your hand?
Okay...first of all...your shirt!!! I want it! 😩 We had to forego our annual summer trip to Tahoe 😢 due to covid and apparently a flea borne plague has surfaced there too...true story 🤷🏼♀️🤔
0:14 the exact MOMENT David almost threw his phone across the room 😄
You are the BEST part of my week !!!
This was chalked full of great jokes! But the 15 cent movie, made me laff hard out loud!?!
Hey Spade I found the sound effects app you use and now its like I get to play along and add my own!
What's it called? Android, Apple...?
Rich Shirey apps.apple.com/us/app/sound-effects-annoying-box-machine/id1188684887
@@pupushtin Thank you!
This is great! I found the Mi Scusi and burst out laughing.
That Cindy Lou Who picture, lololololol 😂
Love all your spectacular sounds that you do they are very good, very intelligent!!!! I do not think you could really upset me, you are very intellligent and so funny!!!!
I burst out laffing at "you can save up for your casket" and never stopped the rest of the way!
David Spade is the only reason I log on to RUclips........ actually, not really. But he's one of the million reasons. 😬
hosting Jimmy Kimmell next week, so cool! Will be dvring! Liked when you scanned your jokes.
Guess your phone liked the Di joke too.
Hey just got done watching living in a van down by the river seen it forever my fav could tell u were scared when u and CF picks you up almost died lol
David, you are one of a kind! Thank you! 😄
Watched your wrong Missy twice. HAHAHAHA great.
Howdy! Nice shirt and EPIC hair🙌🏼...
Spade has ALWAYS been funny as fuck.
OMG~~~ 😂😂😂 laughing my ass off
Would love to see a Swardson vs. Spade interview, with maximum 2-player ego burn blasts. Also please go on Whiskey Ginger and TYSO and riff to the maximum.
And if you want my pro tips about which TYSO are the funniest by all metrics, I would alert you to the Santino episode and really any of the Adam Ray ones. Start by researching those for R&D development. In my opinion, if you don't die laughing watching those, then we got bigger problems.
Wo? you made me brush my taint.... BTW Thanks for that.
Can't wait for Kimmel next week
Can't wait to watch you host kimmel!!!
My life is now complete having heard David Spade say the name Pikachu.
seeing david spade makes me happy
Quick wit spin on everyday boring turned into funny thank you David .
Whoa whoa whoa- Spade is hosting Kimmel! Also... Can ya squeeze in a little NORM in this empire you're building?
Hey Spade........any thoughts on the Ellen kerfuffle? You and her seemed fairly friendly together. C'mon you must have a take.
What is up with the title?
Does David spade have any kind of subscription we could pay to hear him on a more regular basis?
A fast trot and the furious 😂😂
One time we rented what we thought was the Krampus with Adam Scott to take on a vacation to watch w our older kids-there was a theater room, it had been a long couple years, I worked so hard to pay for rhat trip- super pumped to let them watch a "scary" movie after their sister passed out. It ended up being one of those soft porn skinemax type versions of it. We couldn't figure the remote out while this womans whole Bush was taking up the wall...spilled a liter of wine, meanwhile....we all ended up just dying laughing, hunkered behind seats w me screaming, "LOOK AWAYYYY!"
LOL.
(Every person but myself got food poisoning so that ended was basically THE trip for them. I got to clean green apple splatters and puke for 3 kids and a husband-in a new location-for 3 days! It took me 19 hours to get them home. It took 7 hrs to arrive. LAWD I was throwing clothes away by the last 10 hours.)
We also got one of those skinemax knockoffs by accident back the first year of our marriage from the Blockbuster top shelf thinking it was The Blair Witch Project sequel. But it was the bare wench project. I don't know why we didn't notice until we got back to the house, LOL. Yikes. It happens. I can't say I ever got to see fast Trot and the Furious LOL. Now I'm older and love a really s***** movie. I'm a sucker for a growling shark.
Cool stories, BeeD. Thanks!
Cracked baby back ribs😂😂😂😂
How's Tom handkerchiefs doing today?
Sweet shirt!
Enjoy your giggles Heather😆
Love your messy hair. ❤️
Cameraman getting noisier and noisier. Noisier is a weird word.
What about the word road?
Roooaaad! Ruuuudes! Rooow-ads! That's another weird word
I’m stoned. So are you.
Love you David!!!
I know I miss the popcorn and Twix let’s
I meant twizzlers!!!
KoolAid!😂🤣
I just found out these are on his channel and not comedy central. I don't think a lot of people know that because his views are more than his subscribers.
Poor Pikacu 😂😂😂
More david spade please!!!!!
If Spade is writing his own monologue for Kimmel, I’m on board.
WHERE are you???? Post more!
At a good trot and the furious was cinematic gold.
1 vote for the Mandalorian joke
Can we please have an office tour?
"Arthur" needs to keep it in his pants.
Joke scanner AWESOME - always love it when he says, “let’s take a look at a clip” - gunned down and decapitated always funny😳😳😳😳- left over Vicodin- host kimmel!!!!!
Covid glasses pleeeeez
The hair is always doing its own thing
I accidentally saw Fatliners once. 👀
Can you do a movie review on 'AVP'? I thought your review on 'A Quiet Place' was hilarious!
I wish you were the new Ellen!
Poor Nick Swardson🤣
Thank-you for doing this. It’s awesome
No hair apologies necessary.....coming from a bald guy ; )
Biometric data lmao
Tahoe!
Look at you all high tech slate title card with the date and all. Ya little Minx.
DAVID SPADE SOS HERMOSO SALUDOS DESDE ARGENTINA .POSDATA YO YA PRONTITO VOY A APRENDER A ESCRIBIR EN INGLES .
David needs his hat.
"...parents throw pillow..."
Hey yo Spade! did you watch Rob Schneider on Netflix? Funny as hell... So Funny.
That's a good special.
Miss him!
My friend Jazz had a cat named Jazz in college. He is a drummer and likes old Star Treks, the dude not the cat!
Watch Jimmy Kimmel next week, Ginger at Nobu.
Is that an OP shirt? 🤗
ZFG for the hair. 😂😂😂😂
Save money for your casket and the new bachelor!
Is that shirt from Walmart ? I have the same one :)
At $0.15 per ticket, and reduced capacity, just buy every ticket for the show to be safe...may even cost less than normal.
+1 for movie caskets,
who's the girl laughing?
Hey David, ya think you could afford a tinge better audio? We get it, “bunker”
spade. quade.
well played...WHAT 🖤♠️
lulu?...i’m a lulu too. you who!
Am I bad person because I look forward to these talks? And for the abs and gun show.
Hey. Don’t fuck with Fauci!! Lol
Dennis quaid and monstars lol
Did u talk to tom h on a secret chat of maincraft? So what's goin on? 🙃😉
I miss going to the movies, too...but I wouldn't go now even if it was free!
BTW: Dennis Quaid the cat is from my local Humane Society. :)
Lol I told a girl long time ago, I'm gonna go to ASU and join a sorority and party every dad, she said a sorority is for girls! I said of course! I know that! Why do you think I'm going to be parting every day?
I said if they don't let me join I'm still gonna be there every day!
So, the plant, and your hair, have the same silhouette. Don't comb the plant, please! Love the Cindy Lou pic. It's "E"pic!😊
PLEASE have Heather on!!!!
Your Like of Ryan Williams comment reeks a little of desperation. Oooooh wait a minute, Heather does the likes. Keep up the good work Heather!!
Save there money for casket's. Lol..
What about pocket ps
Just shoo be doot doot me