David! You make me laugh so much! I thought your tiger king interviews were the best! Keep it up and keep it tight. Take it easy and if it's easy take it twice! Muchh love from Bend, OR
He is just naturally funny. Everything is a joke to him. He seems so down to earth. I wonder if he is that way in person! I would love to just ride around with him and laugh all day!
Almost Intersting was an awesome read. It was so cool to get insight bts of SNL. Sorry that dude sold you a car and stole it. You rock dude. Thanks for the levity in these tough times.
Spader, Been watching all of your old Ellen show appearances. Your a great storyteller....Very funny! You should go into comedy! PS Hello from Phoenix!
That Kirsten Steward one-off...KABLOW...head on collision. Air Bags DID NOT deploy...except under her eyes. GET SOME SLEEP, KIRSTEN. I felt that joke from here, Spadely...like a Surprise from Uranus. It was as big as the grand canyon...NOM NOM NOM NOM.
Love love love the FLA burn with Duran Duran reference done in Johnny Carson voice no less... it's like you are my personal comedian pulling things out of brain that you know I will love... brilliant.
"What if people think it's actually funny so it's not underrated" Thank you David!! Under almost every RUclips video you'll find that same "they're are, he is, she is, this song is, movie is, band is so underrated" statement!! Underrated by who??!! Obviously others like something so it was "rated" somewhere along the line. It's my pet peeve!
@@colleenla40 I wasn't the least bit offended, I was kidding around. I love Dave and he can trash Floridians all he wants and I'll like it and laugh, most likely. I blame Florida's bad rep on all the people that are moving here from elsewhere. I came from Georgia myself many moons ago.
Spade should totally have some music backdrop for these, but quiet enough so we can hear those sick sound effects & them giggles! love those giggles...
You as Hulk Hogan is so believable with just a little makeup. You made me cry with the music and the fact that you didn't get it. Oh well, wait for the Arnold movie to come to the big screen.
He bought an actual mic, that means these are going to be a regular thing even when LOCKDOWN ends.
Savy observation.
Has Eddie Murphy phoned about the Kristen Stewart joke yet? Sometimes I think he's all about Eddie.
Looks like a Blue Yeti. About $130. It's about the best mike you can get without stepping up a lot in cost.
How about hooking it up and turning it on?
old Hee Haw radio station skit
This is the only show that keeps me sane and actually makes me laugh.
likewise!!
Hes hilarious
Yessssss
“Do I detect a scent of Uranus?” Pure gold😂🤣
Scientists are officially changing the name of Uranus to Your Butthole because not enough people were getting the joke.
FAV JOKE!
I said “step into a Slim Jim” I may have yelled it hahahahaha
And the Uranus joke wins the internet for the day! 😂
Kim Hershman yup!
favorite joke of the day:
A-rod cheating on j-lo the old fashioned way.. Using steroids😂
Talk about a dinger.
omg what if they forgot to tik tok it? ;)
Mine was "omg what if they forgot to tik tok it"
@@vamanosninja4143 best line
I love these monologues!
Saw that amoeba joke coming from a mile away.
Still laughed.
Really? I thought that was actually a very unpredictable punchline. It was funnier because so didn’t expect it.
would normally involve alabama.
I’ll watch anything with David Spade in it. ❤️
My only actual laugh out loud from this was, "...and everyone was like 'Grand Canyon! . . . you're so funny.' "
Nice to see you David! ❤ Much love to you
“Sung to the tune of ‘Girls on Film’” 😹😹😹
Favorite joke: do I detect the scent of Uranus?
I watched a compilation of your stories yesterday & I had to get a Kleenex cuz I was laughing so hard!! JIZZ LANE!! Hahahaha!!
‘Uranus’ Bam! LMAO!
I actually prefer watching his "In the bunker" rather than Lights Out.
uranus...
...that joke never gets old. cheers!
Space perfume joke was the funniest. I lol'd.
David! You make me laugh so much! I thought your tiger king interviews were the best! Keep it up and keep it tight. Take it easy and if it's easy take it twice! Muchh love from Bend, OR
Don’t ever stop the monologues
I don't care how it's supposed to be pronounced, Jizzlane is officially her name now.
Don’t stop being you. LOL’d the whole time.
He is just naturally funny. Everything is a joke to him. He seems so down to earth. I wonder if he is that way in person! I would love to just ride around with him and laugh all day!
The Kristen Stewart career hitting a wall made me laugh. Lots of good jokes on this one.
Love the dig on Florida.
When you played send in the clowns i lost it, well played my friend
NASA perfume!! Love it!
"Why yes, that is the scent of space... because where I'm taking you.. no one will hear your scream."
* slams the van door closed *
Almost Intersting was an awesome read. It was so cool to get insight bts of SNL. Sorry that dude sold you a car and stole it. You rock dude. Thanks for the levity in these tough times.
Hulk Hogan bio pic.... I was CRACKING UP!!!
Sooooo funny. Made my morning ❤️
Your too much...the reading for hulk hogan with the music..omg...your hilarious...
Uranus = BEST JOKE 🚀
Spader, Been watching all of your old Ellen show appearances. Your a great storyteller....Very funny! You should go into comedy! PS Hello from Phoenix!
Love them, I binged them this past winter.
K. That Uranus joke was classic!
Good stuff Spade. You know I also loved you in that show Tiger King, AKA Joe Dirt the Later Years!
"Omg what if they forgot to tik.tok it" haha the best
Your Casey Kasem closing line was awesome 👏🏻
A new guy at my office keeps saying “Hey, have you seen Joe Dirt?” And we’re all like “Ya...everyone has seen it.”
That Kirsten Steward one-off...KABLOW...head on collision.
Air Bags DID NOT deploy...except under her eyes. GET SOME SLEEP, KIRSTEN.
I felt that joke from here, Spadely...like a Surprise from Uranus.
It was as big as the grand canyon...NOM NOM NOM NOM.
Love love love the FLA burn with Duran Duran reference done in Johnny Carson voice no less... it's like you are my personal comedian pulling things out of brain that you know I will love... brilliant.
Meerkat Manor 😂
Your best ep yet‼️ “Nobody gives a fuck magazine.” 🤣🤣🤣
Uranus! Too funny!
After listening to a four hour long school board meeting about next fall, the Grand Canyon joke made me laugh so hard. I really needed it, too.
You were on FIRE today, especially liked the Hulk Hogan bit. So many really laugh out loud jokes.
I love your bit acting skills.
Thank you for Jizz-Lane. I needed that. Bahaha
I could watch you do this for an hour... Daily! 😁
Hey if you are reading this we can never forget that famous quote from David "life's a garden dig it"
Love the starving amoeba joke.
Nice *Casey Kasem* at the end. 😄
_Jinkies Scoob!_
Your hulk joke drew me in.... I was there with you.... you made me feel again.... spade is my hero!
"We'll be right back" is a strong finish. Keep it please
How do you get smarter and funnier every day David, stop that sir, jk don't ever stop this hahha 💖🥳
(#143) David Spade, you are fantastic!! I totally enjoy your monologues!!! 💖💙💖💙❤😂🤣🤗😎
Scent of Uranus....caught me off guard...
HEATHER’s laugh is awesome
The best!
Beach joke, good. Amoeba joke, not bad. Keep cheering us up. We like you!
that space joke cracked me the fuck up!
Thanks for these it makes my morning. Also you do need to work on the Joe dirt.
I looove these! Thanks for the laughs!!
"What if people think it's actually funny so it's not underrated"
Thank you David!!
Under almost every RUclips video you'll find that same "they're are, he is, she is, this song is, movie is, band is so underrated" statement!!
Underrated by who??!!
Obviously others like something so it was "rated" somewhere along the line.
It's my pet peeve!
You got me with that fucking nasa Uranus joke you bastard. Heather giggle for the finish! Love ya Davey!
Dude, you will need to send in some Joe Dirt money to cover the royalties on "Send in the Clowns" !
Good job, Davie. This show is great!
It's called, expensive :D
Thank you so much! COVID-19 plus 111 degrees in Phoenix makes your comedy even more amazing than it already is.
ouch..the kristen stewart's career hit the wall part 😂😂😂
"You will get none and like it!!!"
Yeah.... that's what she said...
Don't get down, Spade...
You have waaayyy too much hair to play Hogan, baby
I love your laugh
NASA smell of Uranus scent Lol
Am I the only one talking back and saying, ok, yeah, David, we get it!
This is the only thing that makes me laugh anymore
A scent of Uranus 😂
Toooo Funny!!!
So is that a ‘going down’ joke? 🤔🥜
Send in the clowns was hilarious the first time, funny the second time, and made me cry the third time
Amoeba joke. Hilarious!
As a Florida resident, I must disagree. I saw it coming so I'm not too dumb.
I also live in Florida but funny is funny. It’s a joke buddy, lighten up.
@@colleenla40 I wasn't the least bit offended, I was kidding around. I love Dave and he can trash Floridians all he wants and I'll like it and laugh, most likely. I blame Florida's bad rep on all the people that are moving here from elsewhere. I came from Georgia myself many moons ago.
That was a great one. Don’t be a stranger Spade!
Fucking hilarious ..."don't u love farts"...Jesus mam
Hulk bit hilarious
My favorite channel.
Snap into a slim Jim LOL pretty much the same guy like it matters LOL
SO many laughs
That desk mat is from the era of Carl, Rick, & Roger. (Fav joke: scent of Uranus. 👏)
"Stay out of the Jizz Lane"!!
Spade should totally have some music backdrop for these, but quiet enough so we can hear those sick sound effects & them giggles! love those giggles...
Bravo 👏🏽
You as Hulk Hogan is so believable with just a little makeup. You made me cry with the music and the fact that you didn't get it. Oh well, wait for the Arnold movie to come to the big screen.
The alanis morrisette reference 💗
David, your like the little brother I've always wanted!
David love the monologue. More meerkat
Wear your Whitney's shirts she gifted to you. She is such a sweet fun friend. I do miss your comedy friend conversations.
Too cute.
Do I detect?i laughed
...PEPPERY FERRET. Beautiful.
Lmaooo David Spade the best funny ass actor 🤣🤣
Lookin’ sharp!😀I missed you. Why aren’t there more like you?!
Jizz-lane, joke of the year.
What are you doing on Epstein's log?