MEGAN THEE STALLION FEELS BETRAYED - IN THE BUNKER MONOLOGUE (08/10/2020)

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  • Опубликовано: 24 авг 2024
  • Spade is back with jokes about a Florida man, Simon Cowell, Twitter users in Japan, Megan Thee Stallion, and Cardi B.

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  • @sarafina7067
    @sarafina7067 4 года назад +14

    "Killer joke alert! everybody down, under the table!" LOLLLLL

  • @ethanaleman
    @ethanaleman 4 года назад +35

    David was on point with his phone sound effects today

  • @jblackburntis
    @jblackburntis 4 года назад +19

    I like the idea of Johnny Carson trying to make sense of modern trends.

    • @bobbyloglisci494
      @bobbyloglisci494 4 года назад +4

      Josh Blackburn I like the idea of the 20 something girl off camera trying to understand Carson references 🤣 Hey ohhhhh!

  • @luke5767
    @luke5767 4 года назад +16

    OK, "organ grinder" got me........

  • @hollylouise5051
    @hollylouise5051 4 года назад +48

    I am a millennial and I still dislike Wap and had no idea what it meant. You are not out of it, you just have good taste.

    • @vamanosninja4143
      @vamanosninja4143 4 года назад +3

      Saaame. Kind of relieved I finally know what it means, but I don't really care to know more.

    • @hollylouise5051
      @hollylouise5051 4 года назад +4

      Vamanos Ninja unfortunately, I was silly enough to look up the lyrics. I think I lost an IQ point for every line.

    • @vamanosninja4143
      @vamanosninja4143 4 года назад +2

      @@hollylouise5051Ew. I watched clips of the music video and unfortunately I can't unsee that.

    • @hollylouise5051
      @hollylouise5051 4 года назад +2

      Vamanos Ninja the little I saw on social media was enough for me.

    • @MjG90
      @MjG90 4 года назад +2

      I’m 29 & didn’t know what it meant either...song is a bit too much for me, just ew 😷

  • @SimBol1216
    @SimBol1216 4 года назад +8

    David, are you being held hostage? Blink twice if you need help.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 года назад +12

    You know you're hip to the new stuff when you reference Solid Gold.

    • @thebrazilianatlantis165
      @thebrazilianatlantis165 4 года назад +1

      For the young people, that was a show Marilyn McCoo hosted.

    • @stevedyches4635
      @stevedyches4635 4 года назад

      @@thebrazilianatlantis165 Amongst others, I watched it for the eye candy as a hormonal youth.

  • @mollyhannah2003
    @mollyhannah2003 4 года назад +4

    Love ya, Spade!

  • @LisaLisa001
    @LisaLisa001 4 года назад

    How did I miss a whole week of these?! Oh well, can't sleep 2am now I get to watch a bunch yaaaaassssss!!!!

  • @hirschiegirl
    @hirschiegirl 4 года назад +3

    “It’s got a good beat, I give it a 74!” 🤣🤣

  • @shanaeburshia8599
    @shanaeburshia8599 4 года назад +3

    Wap my new favorite word 😅 lol! I wonder how it'd be if he read the comments during the video lol. Hi David! Love ya!

  • @lauriehull5848
    @lauriehull5848 4 года назад +11

    Agree that Tina was in a toxic relationship.

    • @vsa4999
      @vsa4999 4 года назад

      There is a great video of Tina Turner riding a horse on the beach singing “ your simply the best” that is a great song! She is just awesome!!!!! I love her music!

    • @vsa4999
      @vsa4999 4 года назад

      That song is on You Tube it will put you in a great mood for sure!!!

  • @tblynch
    @tblynch 4 года назад +7

    Fully with you on the music! The nuance of a machete.

  • @vsa4999
    @vsa4999 4 года назад +2

    Love you David Spade, you are handsome, real, hilarious and I can tell you have a big heart! Hope you are feeling well and taking care of yourself. Take care and God Bless you😇😇😇❤️❤️

  • @mollyhannah2003
    @mollyhannah2003 4 года назад +7

    Nice American Bandstand reference.

  • @joebrown6440
    @joebrown6440 4 года назад +2

    This stuff is so funny "good job on being a roll model" with the carson impersonation my side was literally hurting

  • @J-mc7kz
    @J-mc7kz 4 года назад

    Best part of my day! Thanks Spade!

  • @bensdemosongs
    @bensdemosongs 4 года назад +3

    Aluminum foil throwaway joke was hilarious.

  • @sirfred2004
    @sirfred2004 4 года назад +4

    Exceptionally funny this one.

  • @joceynemayfield9153
    @joceynemayfield9153 4 года назад +1

    Glad to see you back David, you and Norm McDonald together, that's TOXIC

  • @LisaLisa001
    @LisaLisa001 4 года назад

    "it's my cats birthday" (right on time)
    "really, it's your cats birthday?"
    "nooooooooo"
    🐱😂😻

  • @Petis333
    @Petis333 4 года назад

    Thanks David, i fall asleep to your videos... pls keep it up 🙌🏼

  • @artfuldodger96
    @artfuldodger96 4 года назад +4

    Sir, are you from Gunsmoke? I have a category 300 concussion. 😂😅🥰

  • @cherylbarry9063
    @cherylbarry9063 4 года назад +3

    Luckily he fell on his 'moobs". hahahahahahah

  • @joycampi7233
    @joycampi7233 4 года назад +1

    Congrats on 30,000 subs! 👍🏆🎉🍻😉

  • @dead666jezebel
    @dead666jezebel 4 года назад +13

    I just spit my water out when he said "organ grinder."

    • @OMGWTFLOLSMH
      @OMGWTFLOLSMH 4 года назад +1

      Possibly today's best joke.

  • @lulu-qw8xy
    @lulu-qw8xy 4 года назад +2

    Uh, sir, are you from Gunsmoke? 😆 Loved it!

  • @kencampbell4313
    @kencampbell4313 4 года назад +1

    Love the Banstand reference!

  • @vsa4999
    @vsa4999 4 года назад +1

    I love the 70’s and 80’s music!!!!

    • @vsa4999
      @vsa4999 4 года назад

      David where can we send you gifts is it at the Wiltshire Office or where ,I got you a cool t shirt for your birthday sorry I’m late, just want you to have it!

  • @barbb7826
    @barbb7826 4 года назад

    “Sir are you from Gun Smoke?” Back to back good jokes🎯 Five shining, RUclips stars for you and Heather!✨✨

  • @lalallange5890
    @lalallange5890 4 года назад +1

    So adorable 💞

  • @moneymakerbanditsports8423
    @moneymakerbanditsports8423 3 года назад +1

    It is Very Sad Times We are living in 2020.When Buddy Mercury is Considered a Top 3 MUSICAL Talent in The World.

  • @bootyduty91
    @bootyduty91 4 года назад +1

    You so crazy Mr. Spade.

  • @TheCaptainSlappy
    @TheCaptainSlappy 4 года назад

    The fact that Spade went down with the Japanese Ghost Note ship...true dedication.
    Also..."the Kanye thread"...nicely done. as was the Organ Grinding Nuclear Blast Test.

  • @PINEAPPAULA
    @PINEAPPAULA 4 года назад +2

    I love you, David ❤

  • @PlaybackMansion
    @PlaybackMansion 4 года назад +1

    I love watching David Spade steadily, gradually turn into Carson before my eyes

  • @nadiasoledad6891
    @nadiasoledad6891 4 года назад +3

    DAVID SPADE SOS UN HOMBRE HERMOSO SALUDOS DESDE ARGENTINA

  • @sdichampion
    @sdichampion 4 года назад

    Loved The Wrong Missy! Great job! Get me in one of your movies.... Hollywood, not bedroom 🤪

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 года назад +6

    At least he didn't get a moob caught in the spokes. Could have been worse, Simon.

    • @prettyprettypumpkin8450
      @prettyprettypumpkin8450 4 года назад +1

      IKR !! he's 60 and they're worse now. Like dude get a pec lift or lipo. It's his only problem ....ugh 😣

  • @t-race-ing7755
    @t-race-ing7755 4 года назад

    💕♠️ Thank-you for doing this

  • @PooNinja
    @PooNinja 4 года назад +1

    Wait your driving for Budweiser now ??? I didn’t know K1 in Phoenix was even open yet 🏎 !

  • @ray-jf4sh
    @ray-jf4sh 4 года назад

    Thank you David ,i enjoy your humour.

  • @MattyB-gn4de
    @MattyB-gn4de 4 года назад +2

    Beefstick explosion 😂

    • @PooNinja
      @PooNinja 4 года назад

      Isn’t that a $50 upgrade at the bunny ranch in Vegas?

    • @MattyB-gn4de
      @MattyB-gn4de 4 года назад +1

      @@PooNinja sorry Poo just saw this lol. Hilarious BTW but I think after the owner Dennis died the price dropped to $25. I could be wrong so don't quote me on that lol

    • @PooNinja
      @PooNinja 4 года назад

      MattyB 0209 😂

  • @LisaLisa001
    @LisaLisa001 4 года назад

    Aluminum foil, 🤣🤣🤣 like that man's flesh, this was the joke that kept on giving.

  • @EBBCAManagement
    @EBBCAManagement 4 года назад

    "Because I just looked them up. WTF" Love you, Dave!

  • @intelligentrebellion6655
    @intelligentrebellion6655 4 года назад +1

    Shout out to the aloha hat in the background - LOVE over Everything

  • @RC1858
    @RC1858 4 года назад +3

    Organ grinder funny, I heard Simon Cowell had a special order of deep V neck johnnies flown in for his hospitalization

  • @TheAfrodeity
    @TheAfrodeity 4 года назад +3

    Whaat? No mention of Carol Baskin’s complaint about the big cats in Cardi B’s video?

  • @rong4189
    @rong4189 4 года назад +6

    An American Bandstand reference? Haven’t heard one of those in awhile.

  • @hirschiegirl
    @hirschiegirl 4 года назад +2

    “She felt betrayed by her friends when she got shot, especially by the one who shot her!” 😳😂

  • @robedmunds7163
    @robedmunds7163 4 года назад +2

    Spade is great

  • @MarnettaAnn
    @MarnettaAnn 4 года назад

    I love the Megan the Stallion joke and when he said, " by the way I'm no prude, but ohhhhh ( as he clutches his imaginary pearls) and " f*ck the sun, f*ck you!" 😂😂😂😂oh my gosh, I'm cracking up. Category 300 concussion

  • @willyhyena
    @willyhyena 4 года назад +1

    this was a good one! you were on top of your shit for once!

    • @stevedyches4635
      @stevedyches4635 4 года назад

      Every dog has his day. You're this was a good one, better than most anyway.

  • @MickFNS
    @MickFNS 4 года назад +2

    Wicked pissah. Don't stop, bro.

  • @GrandDP44
    @GrandDP44 4 года назад +2

    Anheiser Bush needs to send him Budlight now! He looks sick in the long sleeve btw. Stick with the 90s vibe a little I love the dope jackets but this makes you cool without trying

  • @marklangevin9939
    @marklangevin9939 4 года назад

    It's got a good beat and you can dance to it....

  • @robertdavison3738
    @robertdavison3738 4 года назад +6

    It's wonderful but.... Could use a little Normy with the spadey

  • @TheHiplainsdrifter
    @TheHiplainsdrifter 4 года назад +1

    Gynecomastia ...a word that enters your head and never leaves ...moobs

  • @JojoCrazyCat
    @JojoCrazyCat 4 года назад +2

    I heard the frogs saying, Bud Weis Er

    • @PooNinja
      @PooNinja 4 года назад

      🐸🐸🐸🍻

  • @nobodyyouknow1065
    @nobodyyouknow1065 4 года назад +2

    What kind of low rent paparazzi would stalk David Spade? And I mean that in the most positive way possible.

  • @abbypendleton8859
    @abbypendleton8859 4 года назад

    Organ Grinder 😂 and then the siren! That was the funniest part at the end! 👏

  • @lalallange5890
    @lalallange5890 4 года назад +1

    Heather... 🤭 Her laughter is so great.

  • @AlekMation
    @AlekMation 4 года назад

    I love you, can you please upload the old stand ups you’ve done? I can’t find it anywhere

  • @kevinchappell3694
    @kevinchappell3694 4 года назад

    Spade, always a good time.

  • @Uncle_cheeto
    @Uncle_cheeto 4 года назад

    Those Acme brand beef sticks are legit

  • @laur2139
    @laur2139 3 года назад

    Where’s the good music gone? So true😭

  • @josephlittlefield2313
    @josephlittlefield2313 4 года назад

    Congrats on 30k broseph

  • @bobbyloglisci494
    @bobbyloglisci494 4 года назад

    Love that Tina Turner reference! Oh wait, I’m 60. 🤣

  • @steveconn
    @steveconn 4 года назад

    Good point about toxic! Drives me nuts with it overuse.

  • @imebombon
    @imebombon 4 года назад +1

    Wooo hoop 1st one again!! Hi David

  • @elizabethchoymoorman6381
    @elizabethchoymoorman6381 4 года назад

    That last joke-omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @vivalawentz20
    @vivalawentz20 4 года назад +14

    LOL u sound so old complaining about the music. but u are absolutely right.

  • @disabledu.s.veteran3910
    @disabledu.s.veteran3910 4 года назад +4

    Since you start this vid with a U.S. Army charge sound, could U show some love and post this, we are 100% U.S. Veterans, We ALL LOVE David Spade & the brains behind the Operation, soon 2 be Mrs David Spade, fans since 1999, Kris Herzog & The Bodyguard Group of Beverly Hills, 100% U.S. Veterans since 1967

  • @warrenlohr3649
    @warrenlohr3649 4 года назад

    What ? Is that your Nascar shirt? Need to race to the bathroom and find that brush!

  • @jenpoet31
    @jenpoet31 4 года назад +1

    So funny and hot, made my Monday migraine go away! 😂❤️

  • @christineshelburn6411
    @christineshelburn6411 4 года назад

    Love you with all of my pandemic ❤️

  • @vsa4999
    @vsa4999 3 года назад

    Hi David! I got you something a picture and where can I mail it? Will you ask Heather! I know you will like it!

  • @tracygamble8073
    @tracygamble8073 4 года назад

    The 90 year old was waiting for his parents to die

  •  4 года назад

    “Fuck the sun. Fuck you”. I cant even

  • @PlayhouseToys
    @PlayhouseToys 4 года назад

    What comes first, the sound effects or the jokes?

  • @alexkess8506
    @alexkess8506 4 года назад +1

    Oh David, you are a little behind on the WAP thing but you’re allowed

  • @Emily00Strange
    @Emily00Strange 4 года назад +1

    Tina Turner in a toxic relationship was a good one

  • @pjeffries301
    @pjeffries301 4 года назад +1

    Heather's WAP is now stuck in my head....David.

  • @jtbbrown3457
    @jtbbrown3457 4 года назад

    On point with the toxic overuse!

  • @willtheangrydudeist9120
    @willtheangrydudeist9120 4 года назад +1

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @deanthurman4916
    @deanthurman4916 4 года назад

    David , we all have toxic shock syndrome. Every where you go it’s TSS, homeless in la toxic, wildfires toxic, politics toxic, boat parades toxic, fast food toxic! It’s all TSS

  • @billhillard
    @billhillard 3 года назад

    Send that man some Bud beer! And another child's med shirt!

  • @germaine497
    @germaine497 4 года назад +4

    You are absolutely right David, I'm black and I'm offended, they both went too far. I love rap music but this song makes me sick

  • @jesscneal
    @jesscneal 4 года назад

    ORGAN GRINDER OMFG Hahahaha

  • @punstress
    @punstress 4 года назад

    Exploding beef stick lol, facial expressions lol, pearl clutching lol, fuck the sun lol, organ grindr?! lol!

  • @Moms1958
    @Moms1958 4 года назад

    Thanks David for not liking the WAP! I agree. Where’s the good music?

  • @swim_ad
    @swim_ad 4 года назад

    Home is where you make it

  • @RoxanneJ
    @RoxanneJ 4 года назад

    🤣🤣 Organ Grinder!! 🤣🤣

  • @ericbrown1658
    @ericbrown1658 4 года назад +1

    All the cat sound FX and "its my cats birthday" was epic! Heres another Spadest Hits: The HBO bit where you show (with sound FX) the extremes that flight attendants go, to keep the peasants out of the first class cabin. The fastening of the mesh net between cabins is liken to a NASCAR pit crew team swapping tires at Daytona. Spudastic!

  • @murraygibson6996
    @murraygibson6996 4 года назад

    you can do it dave

  • @timothystreet1
    @timothystreet1 4 года назад +1

    Organ grinder!...Hooray!!!!

  • @trixielee5064
    @trixielee5064 4 года назад

    Ike Turner did not think it was toxic. He thought it was perfecto

  • @maddymud
    @maddymud 4 года назад

    Does the staff still submit monologue jokes out of loyalty/boredom/pity now that they are no longer on payroll? Do people fax in jokes like 98 Leno on spec? Do you crowdsource jokes with promises of the benefits of “exposure”?

  • @shablap
    @shablap 4 года назад

    What are on the CDs back there?

  • @nealgray4071
    @nealgray4071 4 года назад

    beef stick explosion wins. Big assist to the phone fart effect 🤣