ROB KARDASHIAN RETURNS! - IN THE BUNKER MONOLOGUE (07/20/2020)

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  • Опубликовано: 24 авг 2024
  • Spade is back with jokes about Rob Kardashian, Police in Japan, Parks in Minneapolis, Rays in Tampa Bay, and a Guy in Australia.

Комментарии • 233

  • @cuentamuerta6410
    @cuentamuerta6410 4 года назад +12

    hey david spade !! I just wanted to thank you for giving me the best comedy movies that could ever exist. Greetings from Argentina

  • @mollyhannah2003
    @mollyhannah2003 4 года назад +28

    More stories about STP and Pearl Jam please. The best part of these are you telling stories.

    • @vamanosninja4143
      @vamanosninja4143 4 года назад +6

      Yes stories!

    • @SirVic42
      @SirVic42 4 года назад

      Like the story about how the hat got all sweat stained?

  • @rodrickharvell7999
    @rodrickharvell7999 4 года назад +5

    I'm rewatching Just Shoot Me on Hulu, it was 1 of my favs when it aired. I love Mr. Spade!

  • @sarty
    @sarty 4 года назад +24

    Love these. Makes my day!!

  • @ChrisZ70
    @ChrisZ70 4 года назад +53

    David can you do these every day? Just to get us through.

    • @vamanosninja4143
      @vamanosninja4143 4 года назад +7

      Oh man I really needed this today

    • @Aliz56
      @Aliz56 4 года назад +2

      @@vamanosninja4143 same

  • @sarateskey3989
    @sarateskey3989 4 года назад +18

    Thx Dave- you always make me laugh. Love you like a fan in a heat wave. Cheers

  • @elizabethfizer3562
    @elizabethfizer3562 4 года назад +4

    Thanks, David! Your videos always make me happy!

  • @TheJuanAlvarez
    @TheJuanAlvarez 4 года назад +10

    Glad to see you again. Watching from a long time lockdown in Colombia =D

  • @allansolaryk7649
    @allansolaryk7649 4 года назад +13

    She's the best audience you ever had

  • @MarielaDavina
    @MarielaDavina 4 года назад +5

    Awww, delightful. Thanks for keeping these going all through lockdown.

  • @pupushtin
    @pupushtin 4 года назад +7

    Spudly!! Glad to see you again.

  • @Aliz56
    @Aliz56 4 года назад +7

    3:23 Should we start or is it over -MAGIC CHAPSTICK APPEARS

  • @thedohyzoo4
    @thedohyzoo4 4 года назад +2

    “snoops-ahoy” 😂🤣

  • @tamaracady5035
    @tamaracady5035 4 года назад +3

    “You could lap him.” On point delivery.

  • @dylanappenfeldt2442
    @dylanappenfeldt2442 4 года назад +3

    Thank You for the day Monday!

  • @ericbrown1658
    @ericbrown1658 4 года назад +19

    Your Eddie Vedder hat is from Kelly Slaters Surf Ranch. Your "cool stock" continues to rise and rise

    • @michaelkillen8269
      @michaelkillen8269 4 года назад +2

      the hat even has a nice sweat stain, giving the appearance that he occasionally sweats in his mansion

    • @docdpc
      @docdpc 4 года назад +3

      @@michaelkillen8269 I'd guess that's Eddie Vedder sweat

  • @joebernal4295
    @joebernal4295 4 года назад +2

    Spidoodle is killing it. Sound effects is a gem. Friggin essential mental industry in my opinion

  • @mrd1228
    @mrd1228 4 года назад +1

    gotta love when things get nucking futs in a monologue

  • @vsa4999
    @vsa4999 4 года назад +2

    David you make me laugh so hard!!! I love your rhythm in your jokes, will you do your little cheer again that was hilarious! Stay safe and healthy! VQ in SA!!!!

  • @kbjonesma
    @kbjonesma 4 года назад +3

    Having her laugh makes him even funnier!

  • @marylou969
    @marylou969 4 года назад +5

    I needed his geeky ass to be my best friend when I was a kid! Like legit througout Junior High to Senior High! ♥

  • @corra7
    @corra7 4 года назад +1

    Love your videos! ( who is giggling in the background) (just nosy! ) you are hilarious!!

  • @geriweis-corbley7177
    @geriweis-corbley7177 4 года назад +5

    I've never missed one of these during COVID; it's the best thing on! Def. TEXAS joke wins. But today's episode was one of the best yet!

  • @Ken_Brooks
    @Ken_Brooks 4 года назад

    David, in my opinion the jokes on any of these videos are funnier by far than the entirety of TWM. Big fan going back to SNL days. Cheers.

  • @maplejames6992
    @maplejames6992 4 года назад +3

    Vedder hat complete with Les Stains Du Sweat.

  • @jayfulkerson6329
    @jayfulkerson6329 4 года назад +1

    lol @ guy asking about david's empty desk calendar

  • @heyitslilz2474
    @heyitslilz2474 4 года назад

    Love the whole skitch on Eddie V and the hats 😂😂 you keep going Spade....don’t leave us❣️💯

  • @annalovesong
    @annalovesong Год назад

    David Spade thank you so much for delighting with your cool videos on your RUclips channel and of course with your cool voice.Thank you for the voice of Emperor Kuzko.

  • @shadynasty8729
    @shadynasty8729 4 года назад +3

    More Spade please.

  • @iamthecatalyst.
    @iamthecatalyst. 4 года назад +1

    Strong finish...grossest omelet to the end were all hilarious.

    • @nealgray4071
      @nealgray4071 4 года назад +1

      That was today's bj, no question.

  • @nownzengifts3802
    @nownzengifts3802 4 года назад +3

    You are amazing, my celebrity crush!!!😍💖

  • @jenniferwickman2508
    @jenniferwickman2508 4 года назад

    good work on that cheer at the opening! also enjoyed the impersonation of Joey Chestnut's stomach

  • @dianecalta5237
    @dianecalta5237 4 года назад

    Extra gah-deesh’s today, loved it!! 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you!!

  • @jesgear
    @jesgear 4 года назад +5

    Faves:
    STP story
    Researchers of hot dog limits 🌭

  • @vsa4999
    @vsa4999 4 года назад

    Standing ovation!!!!

  • @erickamarra
    @erickamarra 4 года назад

    The voice of the stomach was hilarious!!😂😂🤣💜

  • @hahshshshsbshdhdhs4957
    @hahshshshsbshdhdhs4957 4 года назад +1

    that picture is the entire cast of every movie i’ve seen in the past month

  • @amiller9370
    @amiller9370 4 года назад

    the ONLY comedy that makes me laugh every single time during this shit show. THANK YOU.

  • @ebsage6390
    @ebsage6390 4 года назад +2

    Hot Dog Limits should be a band name.

  • @lulu-qw8xy
    @lulu-qw8xy 4 года назад +1

    God bless you David...love to you and thank you!

  • @vsa4999
    @vsa4999 4 года назад

    David that cheer is so funny :)

  • @Equineenergynonprofit
    @Equineenergynonprofit 4 года назад

    HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUNNY GUY! I knew the world wouldn’t end on your day (22)...ENJOY🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂👍❤️

  • @Ayato666
    @Ayato666 4 года назад

    Soon as I can I am checking out your audiobook thanks for doing these stay safe bud!

  • @trixielee5064
    @trixielee5064 4 года назад

    Spade's hat of the day channel

  • @nikkidee9383
    @nikkidee9383 4 года назад +1

    How did I just find out about his channel??

  • @koolblue6927
    @koolblue6927 4 года назад +3

    I miss your show on Comedy Central

  • @charlangregg2900
    @charlangregg2900 3 года назад

    Sealing everyone’s devises I keep everything between my legs, ha not getting my iPad or nothing,lol!

  • @robertlaur3019
    @robertlaur3019 4 года назад +3

    David rocks!

  • @garyhoffman1
    @garyhoffman1 4 года назад +2

    Whoa! Anyone catch that magic lip balm appearance at 3:25? Subtle product placement there, Spade.

  • @prayerskool
    @prayerskool 4 года назад

    Hot dog research joke, one trick ponytail, swimming with the fishes - GADEESH AND MR SPADE JUST TALKING!!!

  • @lalallange5890
    @lalallange5890 4 года назад

    Oh my God... So good.

  • @touncy1533
    @touncy1533 4 года назад

    got covid hair issues myself.. david's pointers + the jokes, best thing going today

  • @capriceg7042
    @capriceg7042 4 года назад +1

    (#2) David you keep you shit to yourself!!! No one needs to know! You area fun to watch and thanks for the laughs!!!💖💙💖💙❣

  • @maryc8316
    @maryc8316 4 года назад

    Happy early birthday dude! I hope you have a good one. ❤ the videos, keep them coming!!

  • @doreenchiasson2878
    @doreenchiasson2878 4 года назад

    As a Canadian, I had to crack up at the Toronto Blue Jays team really not thinking things through when they came back to Canada after their spring training in Florida, only to find out that they cannot host any of their home games in Toronto!! Not sure why they didn't stay in the USA and designate their spring training facility as their home field or find another facility in America to host their home games during the pandemic

  • @maggieschnabel8893
    @maggieschnabel8893 4 года назад

    Texas takes it on the nuts! I lived in NJ for 2 years........yup it sucked. Thanks so much for entertaining us, you’re amazing.

  • @steve6345
    @steve6345 4 года назад +1

    Must have been a rough weekend. As you said, 'They're not all 10's buddy'. Confidence that Wed will knock it outta here.

  • @lurlinemccullough2294
    @lurlinemccullough2294 4 года назад

    You Made Me Smile

  • @erickamarra
    @erickamarra 4 года назад

    Snoops Ahoy!!😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣💜

  • @ethanaleman
    @ethanaleman 4 года назад

    Try not to jump in front of a train on the calender lol

  • @michellesmith2420
    @michellesmith2420 4 года назад

    You never fail me David . Butt my brother David does all the time 🌞😁

  • @sonyaafinsoff3762
    @sonyaafinsoff3762 4 года назад +3

    snoops ahoy

  • @marytapioca
    @marytapioca 4 года назад

    I really laughed when I thought you said: "Topless in Minneapolis is when you're not wearing a burka."

  • @johnwalck3133
    @johnwalck3133 4 года назад +1

    We need some Emperor’s New Groove references 🦙

  • @rhondavanlandingham3187
    @rhondavanlandingham3187 4 года назад

    Cool hat story! Love watching you!

  • @devoncripsy711
    @devoncripsy711 4 года назад

    I like how real Spade is with the children. Good man

  • @imebombon
    @imebombon 4 года назад +3

    Wooooo hoodoo first one here!!! Hi David 👍

  • @rubybelladonna7926
    @rubybelladonna7926 4 года назад

    The thumbnail pic is the cherry on top of a hilarity milkshake.

  • @RoxanneJ
    @RoxanneJ 4 года назад

    Mini Joe Dirt is climbing Mount Popcorn! 🏔

  • @trevor4012
    @trevor4012 2 года назад

    Congrats on the MTV movie award

  • @mbolfing1673
    @mbolfing1673 4 года назад

    Sad to see him go

  • @amywright2243
    @amywright2243 4 года назад

    How have I missed seeing Dicky Roberts? Adding it to the Rona list.

  • @YeagerFilm
    @YeagerFilm 4 года назад

    Snoops ahoy 😂👌

  • @kvnmojo452
    @kvnmojo452 4 года назад

    Badass! The best part was the end... but not because it was over 😏

  • @MattyB-gn4de
    @MattyB-gn4de 4 года назад +1

    Texas kids passing tests 🤣🤣

    • @tracy9610
      @tracy9610 4 года назад

      I literally guffawed 😆

  • @Hollyw2023
    @Hollyw2023 4 года назад +1

    Best joke: hot dog researchers should be helping with covid. ROLF’d

  • @alansuess6704
    @alansuess6704 4 года назад

    Keep em coming David

  • @justinekeesee1807
    @justinekeesee1807 4 года назад

    What?! No Santa... brick wall waterfall is my new mantra thank you for that. 😉 hot dog limits

  • @michelegolden9690
    @michelegolden9690 4 года назад

    I loved Dickie Roberts !! It’s a classic !

  • @derekkelley7490
    @derekkelley7490 4 года назад

    FANTASTIC AS PER USHE. BRA.
    KEEP IT UPS BROO. I LIKA THE EDDIE VEDDAR BRO . LATERS

  • @wendy5116
    @wendy5116 4 года назад +1

    Cheer!

  • @davidjones6470
    @davidjones6470 4 года назад

    David Spade your one funny fella😂😂😂

  • @sunshine3914
    @sunshine3914 4 года назад

    As a lifelong Texan... that was too accurate to be a joke.

  • @patriciafuller721
    @patriciafuller721 4 года назад

    Baaam! Excellent!

  • @joruthpatterson6164
    @joruthpatterson6164 4 года назад

    David your sooooo fun❤️

  • @waynedamore4622
    @waynedamore4622 4 года назад +1

    July 21st is Don Knotts birthday. Please throw a little Deputy Fife our way.

  • @vsa4999
    @vsa4999 4 года назад

    We always do!

  • @1dariansdad
    @1dariansdad 4 года назад

    Heather has definitely come out of her shell. Love that laugh!!!

  • @Cspspack
    @Cspspack 4 года назад

    Minneapolis joke so good because it is true.

  • @jesscneal
    @jesscneal 4 года назад

    Thanks Davey [thumbsup]

  • @nadiasoledad6891
    @nadiasoledad6891 4 года назад

    DAVID SPADE SOS HERMOSO SALUDOS DESDE ARGENTINA

  • @chefandy72
    @chefandy72 4 года назад

    Love stp, they got some amazing hooks

  • @demondog9482
    @demondog9482 4 года назад

    Davy your at your best when you are being yourself. Much love

  • @hercamer
    @hercamer 4 года назад

    Snoops Ahoy! Ka-dush!

  • @user-zq6ks8wi1b
    @user-zq6ks8wi1b 4 года назад

    I didn’t think you could get any cooler until you wore Eddies hat 🧢

  • @charlangregg2900
    @charlangregg2900 3 года назад

    But I like the Mexican pottery it’s in lol Happy Thanksgiving!

  • @rainman7992
    @rainman7992 4 года назад +10

    love the texas joke about kids and passing tests.....most of them cannot tell you how to calc gas mileage of their vehicle when you ask them.

    • @mavfan1
      @mavfan1 4 года назад +2

      Could say the same about grads from California state universities.

    • @sheridan7475
      @sheridan7475 4 года назад +1

      how do you do it? (I’m from PA)

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 4 года назад

      I’m from Texass, & I approve this message.

    • @101forthefun5
      @101forthefun5 4 года назад +1

      Asking for a friend but is it bad to now know how to calculate it lol

    • @mollyhannah2003
      @mollyhannah2003 4 года назад

      @@mavfan1 I'm a CSUF grad and I resemble, I mean, resent, that. :)

  • @michellesmith2420
    @michellesmith2420 4 года назад

    Love ya

  • @borisbalkan707
    @borisbalkan707 4 года назад

    That's the hat you wore on Norm's Netflix show!

  • @RoxanneJ
    @RoxanneJ 4 года назад

    Best Joke: Researching Hot Dog Limits!! 🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭