BRITNEY’S DAD CALLS

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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2024

Комментарии • 184

  • @TheCaptainSlappy
    @TheCaptainSlappy 4 года назад +60

    "...Kanye's first split since his personality."
    Well played.

  • @MrRockydog1960
    @MrRockydog1960 3 года назад +3

    IMHO, one of the best joke writers in comedy. Gives Norm McDonald a run for his money.

  • @rachelbee1
    @rachelbee1 4 года назад +2

    My BF wasn't so sure about "The Wrong Missy" -- I forced him to watch it last night and he laughed his ass off. My new favorite movie, thanks, David Spade! Love Youuuuu

  • @christopherraymond9373
    @christopherraymond9373 4 года назад +63

    Still the best Pandemic show on RUclips 🤪

  • @maryc8316
    @maryc8316 4 года назад +4

    Love the Johnny Carson impersonation you throw in every video 😂

  • @tamaracady5035
    @tamaracady5035 4 года назад +13

    R Kelly pee jokes never get old. Kanye personality split a close second.

  • @PhoenixPheather-ke3vh
    @PhoenixPheather-ke3vh 4 года назад +1

    Ear to ear smile. Thank you for the much needed laughs. The lady giggling behind the camera makes me feel like I’m there with y’all 💜

  • @stefrey08
    @stefrey08 4 года назад +10

    Yes to the ‘Lay off, I’m starving’ merch

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 года назад +12

    "Probably because he was famous."
    Ouch.

  • @vsa4999
    @vsa4999 4 года назад +5

    Hi David! Hope you are doing well and staying healthy!!!! Love your show, thank you for keeping us laughing 😆 Take care of yourself.

  • @pitcherthis6483
    @pitcherthis6483 4 года назад +3

    Our family are big fans David! Thanks for keeping us laughing!

  • @AK-wl6xs
    @AK-wl6xs 4 года назад +2

    I'm having a hard time deciphering which is funnier. The jokes or the commentary. Either way, thanks Spade.

  • @blairandannieplays8452
    @blairandannieplays8452 4 года назад +1

    LOVE U DADVID SPADE! Just watched you as a gap girl on snl couldn’t quit laughing and loved your movie wrong missy. Fricking halarious!! Love all your movies and definitely love your talk shows!! 😘

  • @carolstauss6025
    @carolstauss6025 4 года назад +6

    Look forward to your videos every week !!!! When do we meet heather ?!

  • @williammills5597
    @williammills5597 4 года назад +2

    He should do Joe Dirt/ Kid Rock 2020 merch

  • @bigb.7756
    @bigb.7756 4 года назад +2

    The Rock wanting to see what failure looks like - golden. Best pandemic show around, man.

  • @cirecomputers
    @cirecomputers 4 года назад +5

    Love the Demi Levato bf weener joke. Thanks for wearing the hat!

  • @bruceward97
    @bruceward97 4 года назад +6

    Great day for Heather’s spontaneous laugh 😂

  • @stefrey08
    @stefrey08 4 года назад +9

    You should do a ‘fat guy in a little coat’ merch

  • @JenShmenPerry
    @JenShmenPerry 4 года назад +1

    Ohhhhh jeeeeeeeze, these videos keep me alive. Thanks David 😘

  • @lisskiebeans
    @lisskiebeans 4 года назад +2

    Plz make more videos...funniest thing on RUclips!!!

  • @calvinlokinferhobbs2249
    @calvinlokinferhobbs2249 4 года назад +7

    I smell a nerd fight brewing..we can only hope..JustSayn

    • @billhillard
      @billhillard 4 года назад

      Oh, I thought that you wrote "Ferd Night" not "Nerd Fight!" I was all excited for a while. I do not know what a "Ferd Night" is, but it sounded promising.

  • @hirschiegirl
    @hirschiegirl 4 года назад

    “Fuck, don’t tell a story!” 🤣🤣 Tell! Tell! I love your stories! 🤗

  • @2.0404
    @2.0404 4 года назад +1

    Your interview with Rob Lowe was great!

  • @mollyhannah2003
    @mollyhannah2003 4 года назад +5

    Your laugh after the cat screech made me laugh.

    • @matthewbritcher1961
      @matthewbritcher1961 4 года назад

      For us that don't watch reality TV this set missed the mark... just try harder next time ok.....

  • @jesgear
    @jesgear 4 года назад +1

    Faves:
    Psycho sound effect 🔪
    Kanye's split personality
    Michael Jackson-mind control

  • @bennyanslow564
    @bennyanslow564 4 года назад +8

    Still no Ellen jokes ?!?!

  • @tommyseaman1161
    @tommyseaman1161 4 года назад +1

    That 4th base joke😂😂🥇

  • @lonelyone
    @lonelyone 4 года назад

    Funniest joke was the fourth base slip-in.
    Sad that David got cut out of the music video. We need a director’s cut version.

  • @lulu-qw8xy
    @lulu-qw8xy 4 года назад +2

    ALOHA ALOHA ALOHA David and you look good with hats too!

  • @winterphoenix7807
    @winterphoenix7807 4 года назад

    "Fouchi" gave us the "ouchi"!

  • @texasgal6201
    @texasgal6201 4 года назад +2

    Favorites: Kanye split personality, nerd fight!!

  • @shanaeburshia8599
    @shanaeburshia8599 4 года назад +2

    David looks like he never ages.

  • @Sonofgrievous
    @Sonofgrievous 4 года назад

    David can you wear the Grownups 2 trucker hat you told us about on Norms podcast a few years back?

  • @MYTUBE427
    @MYTUBE427 4 года назад +2

    WE’LL DO IT LIVE (was that a little teeny bill o’reilly reference?)

    • @free322001
      @free322001 4 года назад

      Yup.
      ruclips.net/video/vu2NK5REvWM/видео.html

  • @shadynasty8729
    @shadynasty8729 4 года назад

    Please keep em coming. Thank you.

  • @punstress
    @punstress 4 года назад

    Couldn't understand the end of the Michael Jackson joke (the one from your act).Then I couldn't hear the end of the Britney joke. E-nun-ci-ate!

    • @EmilyCLColorado
      @EmilyCLColorado 4 года назад

      no matter who controls her money, it's all going to be spent on white claw

  • @jldonnell1
    @jldonnell1 4 года назад +1

    Should have been: “stole home!!!”... I got a million of ‘em!

    • @jldonnell1
      @jldonnell1 4 года назад

      Wise and Free LOL!!! Thanks, Fonzi!

  • @lindzee924
    @lindzee924 4 года назад +5

    ALOHA ! Needs more cowbell......

  • @dillongrant2217
    @dillongrant2217 4 года назад +1

    Aloha backwards is, A Hola! Get it? Like, Halla, haller, Hola.....sigh

  • @winchesterkane168
    @winchesterkane168 4 года назад +1

    Awesome again 👏👏👏👏

  • @imebombon
    @imebombon 4 года назад +12

    Hi David!!!!

  • @arbitrarychemistry
    @arbitrarychemistry 4 года назад

    Really like this format! Bravo 👏

  • @MattyB-gn4de
    @MattyB-gn4de 4 года назад +1

    MJ and R Kelly jokes always kill 🤘

  • @lawnmoose
    @lawnmoose 4 года назад +3

    When are you going to Joe Rogan?

    • @grecco_buckliano
      @grecco_buckliano 4 года назад

      Joe Rogan. A real bro. I like him. But his interview style SUCKS. He interrogates, not interviews, and he interrupts too much. I WANT to listen, but he stops up the conversation too much.

  • @TheAllanmc64
    @TheAllanmc64 4 года назад +1

    Lights Out needs to return, somehow, someway. Best show on TV. I'd like it to be an hour, with a good portion for one on one interviews ( Jim Carrey was great) and more up-and-coming comics. There's a million streaming services out there....How about RUclips?

  • @lejonbrames8820
    @lejonbrames8820 4 года назад +1

    You gotta give me a minute on this Sarge...Mallory??

  • @whataloadofbollox
    @whataloadofbollox 4 года назад +1

    David Spade is definitely funnier than James Spader, that's how I differentiate between the two.

  • @colleenflett
    @colleenflett 4 года назад

    “Enough!” Haha. 😂

  • @dronexfun8469
    @dronexfun8469 4 года назад

    Release the new merch on The Spade Network.

  • @jessyjulie5506
    @jessyjulie5506 4 года назад

    What are you reading from?

  • @tas22222
    @tas22222 4 года назад

    we'll do it live! Nice reference to whats his face and his huge temper tantrum lol actually its good i cant remember his name.

  • @chrishayden8055
    @chrishayden8055 4 года назад +1

    You rock Spade

  • @rainman7992
    @rainman7992 4 года назад +2

    the michael jackson and mind control joke...

  • @MultiCowgirl22
    @MultiCowgirl22 4 года назад +1

    Hey David! Love, Carmen from Chicago Thank you for doing this!!! #freebritney

  • @shebamaree9026
    @shebamaree9026 4 года назад +6

    Noah was called a conspiracy theorist until it rained!

  • @luke5767
    @luke5767 4 года назад +1

    Freaking hilarious! Keep em coming.

  • @breakingoutofthematrix.6482
    @breakingoutofthematrix.6482 4 года назад +1

    You’re hilarious thank you.

  • @djizzah
    @djizzah 4 года назад +1

    stage 4 lockdown here in melbourne, g'day

  • @joycampi7233
    @joycampi7233 4 года назад

    The Rock......wants to know what failure feels like!! Lolololol

  • @necolejanczura4874
    @necolejanczura4874 4 года назад

    He’s gonna use the abandoned stadiums to work out!!!!

  • @robertdavison3738
    @robertdavison3738 4 года назад +1

    Love it.... Needs more Norm.

  • @empmaximus1
    @empmaximus1 4 года назад

    Dude, I really miss you doing the church lady. Can you do some funny stuff like that on here? Also, Hawaiian tourist hats bought at the airport terminal is SO in vogue right now!

    • @empmaximus1
      @empmaximus1 4 года назад

      @A.C. B. ART I give him shit multiple times a week. Call him Dana and compliment him on movies like Master of Disguise. But I really love him. :-) I know he can take it.

  • @EverythingThereIs
    @EverythingThereIs 4 года назад

    Are you ever gonna make another Wayne's World movie?

  • @cazemerto
    @cazemerto 4 года назад

    Do you ask the questions for the Q and Spade on here, twitter or instagram? 😊

  • @mrav8r
    @mrav8r 4 года назад +1

    NERDS!! Still the best!
    BTW The Wrong Missy was great!

  • @acb9896
    @acb9896 24 дня назад +1

    Fourth?
    Home, Davie.
    Dont you actually have a kid??

  • @PooNinja
    @PooNinja 4 года назад

    Soo what network we gonna see this this on post vaccine? I’m thinkin Viacom maybe call you back???🤞🏽

  • @dannaphys5008
    @dannaphys5008 4 года назад

    Are they extra large papers?

  • @deannabrownable
    @deannabrownable 4 года назад +4

    Why does it sound like you're in a JAIL CELL?

  • @tsarv7707
    @tsarv7707 4 года назад +1

    You are still just as cute and funny as you were when ..... well let's just say a loooooong time ago! :-)

  • @tylerstamps2786
    @tylerstamps2786 4 года назад

    BJ and the bear called ...they want their hat back

  • @oldmanhare
    @oldmanhare 4 года назад +1

    Hey Dave, I just finished your book, Almost Interesting, on Audible. I really enjoyed it however I found the narrator to be in a bit over his head. Anyway, Buh By!

    • @ernieD
      @ernieD 4 года назад +1

      Haha..I got Polaroid...free on audible. I keep getting awards badges for marathon Iistener. But i put in one ear bud at bedtime, 2am. Then like at 6am, Davey's voice wakes me up and I've slept thru several chapters. I need to listen at daytime instead.

  • @wendy5116
    @wendy5116 4 года назад

    “I’m not in the mood to do this today and you will figure it out” - how I will commence all of my conference calls going forward 😂 big dick energy right there.

  • @gregc6034
    @gregc6034 4 года назад

    Check out those antique CD's.
    Dare you to put some 8-Track tapes on your next video.

  • @meredithmauro1265
    @meredithmauro1265 4 года назад +1

    I'd buy Lay off me I"m starving.

  • @winterphoenix7807
    @winterphoenix7807 4 года назад +1

    Clarify this are you still doing a show. Or you just doing bits? Ok I just looked you up. Lol. You were in a lot of shows I liked. Now I remember. Cone Heads. Lol I saw all the credit roles most I remember like the over weight guy. I thought he was funny. Trying to save the factory. The others I don't remember you being in even though I saw them a few times. I remember the movie's.
    Pretty good movies. Your like Brad Pit just without the pit. He did 30 0r 300 I only saw 4 good one's. Don't know the rest. I saw all the one's you were in.and only remembered you in like 10 movies. You're a great at it. Funny. I'd like to see the.new one. 👌 ok. Thanks.

  • @Knight3434
    @Knight3434 4 года назад +1

    how does david spade have 30k subs? aren't you a movie star?

  • @marks7654
    @marks7654 4 года назад

    4th? How about "Slide into Home" ?

  • @kristi9
    @kristi9 4 года назад

    On fire, David! ❤😊

  • @hughman2346
    @hughman2346 4 года назад

    Many nerds ..many, many nerds! I remember when I was not afraid of nerds..

  • @christopherrichardson6092
    @christopherrichardson6092 4 года назад +1

    WHO THE HELL are you talking to? LOVE to know .... rock on!

  • @TRayTV
    @TRayTV 4 года назад

    Come in handy?

  • @marywoll2828
    @marywoll2828 4 года назад

    Did Spade really fall out of the back of the hillbilly hot tub in that Netflix movie?

  • @sambistabeauty
    @sambistabeauty 2 года назад

    I was totally surprised to hear him say Halle better is pretty. For some reason, I find her looks super annoying and empty

  • @heyitslilz2474
    @heyitslilz2474 4 года назад +1

    Hard to hear what ur saying today 😳

  • @stephenzaborski8656
    @stephenzaborski8656 4 года назад

    Who the fuck says,"4th base"? It's called "home", Spade. And there's no place like it...luv ya

  • @emilym3139
    @emilym3139 4 года назад

    Just subscribe!!! David is so funny I’m excited for this !!!!

  • @ryane397
    @ryane397 4 года назад

    Just me or is it better when he "doesn't want to do it"?

  • @stevenspenneberg7407
    @stevenspenneberg7407 4 года назад

    After being told you look like a little kid for your entire life, it must be weird to end up in a Michael Jackson Video, and Michael himself says “take em out. “

  • @nadiasoledad6891
    @nadiasoledad6891 4 года назад

    DAVID SPADE SOS HERMOSO SALUDOS DESDE ARGENTINA

  • @carlasullivan3637
    @carlasullivan3637 4 года назад

    Love it Dave 👍

  • @justwondering1967
    @justwondering1967 4 года назад +2

    If Bill Gates would have just stuck to computer software we wouldn’t be in this damn mess.

  • @1dariansdad
    @1dariansdad 4 года назад

    +1 Excited to feel what failure feels like.

  • @laurawas661
    @laurawas661 4 года назад

    Ha I heard your Bill O'Reilly.

  • @John.Skelton
    @John.Skelton 4 года назад

    Way to phone that one in there spader! Lol

  • @derekteague1314
    @derekteague1314 4 года назад

    Isn't it bad enough Rock says yes to everyone who even mentions the word script in his presence? Why would he just throw away 15 mil?!

  • @DavidOnTheRoadGuitars
    @DavidOnTheRoadGuitars 4 года назад

    His hat is throwing me off. 🙉

  • @nobodyyouknow1065
    @nobodyyouknow1065 4 года назад

    Spade cut a video clip in!
    He’s learning....

  • @kirkstable
    @kirkstable 2 года назад

    Great job keeping everyone up-to-date David but would you mind going back to being funny as soon as the pandemics over?