I'm glad she's out of that relationship, the age gap was to much I thought , they used to be so happy those two girls and then something must of happened to them ,it was like they were different all of the sudden?
Oh my gosh, I totally forgot about that cheer “California oranges, Texas cactus, we think your team needs a little practice!” That brought back memories!!!!! Favorite joke was Olsen twins saying she wanted children but he wanted someone who looks like a child.
@@texasgal6201 It was a good one, no doubt. I love his delivery on all of them. Go Sooners! Oops, I mean Long Horns! I lived in Dallas for a while, you'd think I'd be nicer.
Do I have to pick my favorite? They are all so good!! But I'll have to double down on the cheer and Mary Kate jokes.. but then the cupcake jizz joke.. "Here ya go, Gladys...." 😂😂 so so funny thank you, David! You make my day
I bet most professionals like yourself who havs been in the industry for decades probably enjoy just yakin up your talent from home. No traffic, comfortable atmosphere etc. Thanks for clip.
Just watched the Wrong Missy - funniest movie I’ve seen in a long time Spade was awesome- telling people if you don’t have Netflix get it to watch that movie- worth it
Just snorted tea all over my phone, had to stop, omg the little way he slipped in first time, didn't know what to wear, then as a lightning afterthought slipped in "I was trying to feel colder" damn brilliant & beautiful comic timing genius!!! My appreciation & love of the Spade has exponentially grown during isolation 👏👏👏👏♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
1988 FJ62 white mint with heater that melts plastic. Best car I ever had. Used to polish chrome enough for my boyfriend to shave in my bumpers. Glad to hear you love them too!
@James Stone hahahahahahahhaaha!!! I'm glad that's not my name🤣 does middle name count? Throwing up in your sock In your dream and wearing it should have been a red flag....
It's ironic that the last movie to play at the cine capri was Titanic. The biggest screen in Arizona that was built to play 70mm wide screen movies was torn down to build a parking garage. What a shame.
Been a fan for years and really loving these videos, so so funny, and your easy on the eye's ;) a bonus, hope your doing good during this thing, sending lots of love to you and your family
Mister Spade, this is either a suggestion or a dare: Your hair is begging to spend a day with an early-career David Beckham half ponytail. How about a David solidarity moment?
lol good morning Mr, Spade I see the chosen color Lava Lamps my most fav, of the palette next to all in out green you a sleepy head ,,we love you Alottt thanks for hangin out the celeb laundry telepathic wonderings Air hugs bro. bless U Mon
Humor helps in good times and bad, thank you David!
It’s totally true.
We love David Spade during quarantine and we want more!!
Hi Dave! I just watched wrong missy again. They couldn't record enough of you and Rob making me laugh and smile. Thank you for your dedication!
I love the Mary Lou Henner reference ! I remember her saying she had photographic memory !
I totally forgot about it.
Her memory thing is so crazy! I forgot about that.
Wasn't that Mary Lou Retton? I can't remember.
@@andrewhamell2274 no
Spade's mannerisms are the best. He cracks me up just watching him move and his expressions.
And Those Sound Effects he Makes 🤣😂
He looks like he is cracking himself up some too...
He wanted to marry someone who “looked” like a kid, and she was tired of living with someone who doesn’t look like her. Hahahahaha
I'm glad she's out of that relationship, the age gap was to much I thought , they used to be so happy those two girls and then something must of happened to them ,it was like they were different all of the sudden?
She wanted KIDS ... ??? 😱👹☝️
Not mothering type ??
The food kind ??
Oh my gosh, I totally forgot about that cheer “California oranges, Texas cactus, we think your team needs a little practice!” That brought back memories!!!!! Favorite joke was Olsen twins saying she wanted children but he wanted someone who looks like a child.
He wanted TO MARRY someone who looks like a child. Get it right, Texas Gal! Feel free to correct me, I probably said it wrong too.
Ron Butler you are correct. I could have worded it better. Regardless, that’s my vote for the best joke.
@@texasgal6201 It was a good one, no doubt. I love his delivery on all of them. Go Sooners! Oops, I mean Long Horns! I lived in Dallas for a while, you'd think I'd be nicer.
Ron Butler Actually, it’s gig’em!!! Texas Aggie here!
@@texasgal6201 I know Texas A&M, but I've never heard of "gig'em". Google says it's an old frog hunting term. Did you know that?
Do I have to pick my favorite? They are all so good!! But I'll have to double down on the cheer and Mary Kate jokes.. but then the cupcake jizz joke..
"Here ya go, Gladys...." 😂😂 so so funny thank you, David! You make my day
I straight CACKLED at ‘pentagram’ omg 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 runner up is “because Heidi Klum got everything in the divorce” bahahahha
For the bulk of my life if it weren’t for comedy I wouldn’t have been able to express myself- thank you for doing comedy!! ♥️♥️
I just love how casual and disheveled and grumpy he is in these LOL
How could you not love Spade. One of cool celebrities 😎
I am a devoted fan. So glad you have this online show. Keep it up!
Be Aggressive! cheer was hilarious - thanks for the daily laughs!
Or Agrestic? Yup, binging Weeds series; all over again. ;>)
Even though this vid doesn't have much of an edit, it's not boring because of Spade's jokes and made me laugh 😂
I bet most professionals like yourself who havs been in the industry for decades probably enjoy just yakin up your talent from home. No traffic, comfortable atmosphere etc. Thanks for clip.
Hahahahaha and yet no time to comb his hair....🤣👍🏼😬🤦♀️
"What was my temperature?" "Oh, it wasn't bad."
"I tried to feel colder."
Yessss! Early again. Love every monologue, David. Thank you again for these!
Always makes my day! Thanks Spade!
We love Spade! Hahaha 👏🏼
I love watching your videos! Can’t stop laughing! 😂❤️
Agreed. Glad you like to laugh
"Somebody's gotta swallow this s**t and it ain't gonna be me" lmao.
I would marry David Spade within a heartbeat
Your not 3 6 or 9
@@ronwalker4168 Or 78 ok... Oh yeah. Can't control my mother.
Just watched the Wrong Missy - funniest movie I’ve seen in a long time Spade was awesome- telling people if you don’t have Netflix get it to watch that movie- worth it
Great video!! Love your humor
"Bit of a wang to 'em...." - classic!
I think that was a line in the movie "Hollywood Nights", from the part where they peed in the punchbowl at a party.
My favorite was the Mary-Kate twin joke! Love ya Spade ❤
LOVED your new movie The Wrong Missy!...freaking hilarious!
Thanks for posting the day of the week(:
"Posted on Pentagram" ;)
Mary Kate and temperature jokes are the best. Thank you, David! Greetings from Bulgaria.
Lovin your channel, you have always made me laugh out loud! Keep going man, you're the best!
I will always remember the one time I saw you leaving mens bathroom holding Andy Dicks hand lol
Just snorted tea all over my phone, had to stop, omg the little way he slipped in first time, didn't know what to wear, then as a lightning afterthought slipped in "I was trying to feel colder" damn brilliant & beautiful comic timing genius!!! My appreciation & love of the Spade has exponentially grown during isolation 👏👏👏👏♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
I tried to be colder
Posted on Pentagram
Another Great episode. Ha. Love these videos.
Best EVER! Thank you for another day.
No not close,for best.are you 11yrs old? Check prior videos,&
Smoke a joint.
Jeff Hadland Yes, and mom wouldn’t let me.
Thank goodness I needed to laugh 😂 thank you I subbed
Davie said “scrunchie” - I’m impressed...most guys have no idea what they’re called!
he knows a lot of girl-stuff.....which is why giirls luv 'im.
My wife served you ice cream in Phoenix when she worked at Baskin Robbins in 96 or 97. She still remembers you bought sugar free mint chip.
Your paper crunching is superb. You doing episode at Office Depot training new employees in print department. “NOT ACCEPTABLE to the receptacle”
Love the sound effects! ahah :)
B-E A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E! That cheer was how I learned to spell aggressive.
Me too, lol!!
1988 FJ62 white mint with heater that melts plastic. Best car I ever had. Used to polish chrome enough for my boyfriend to shave in my bumpers. Glad to hear you love them too!
“Laying the groundwork for his court case....”👏🏼
I had a dream that I was dating David. Best thing that's happened to me throughout this whole quarantine...
wish i had that dream
did you pick him up, throw him over your shoulder and take him home to meet mom?
Most women just date him.
@@grecco_buckliano I put him in my pocket..
@James Stone hahahahahahahhaaha!!! I'm glad that's not my name🤣 does middle name count? Throwing up in your sock In your dream and wearing it should have been a red flag....
I feel like Heather is getting closer and closer. When can we see her!
#ShowUsHeather2020
Look up hhhstarrr on ig
@James Stone Heather his assistant.
No Heather, no reply. Oh, wait.
Hearing David making Heather laugh makes me feel all kinds of wholesome things!!!
It sure is a sexy giggle. She snort-laughed once, haha... ;>)
Heather, as in Heather Locklear?!
@@roseschulze1647 oh yeah
We can only hope
@@roseschulze1647 Heather's his assistant, she was part of the staff on Lights Out. I've been trying to figure out if they're dating, lol.
Sunscreen#1 thank you.😎
The wooden barstool:plant stand behind your right - cool. Where’s it from?
And yes I love your show.
My favorite part is the abrupt ending.
Glad you like to laugh!!
The Marilu Henner reference! Touche! 😍😍😍
Sunscreen for Harry!! Best joke!!
This is GREAT! 😂
David could do his show from home after the virus ends! I watch it a lot more now than before, when he had guests!
David, my wife has you as #3 on her Eff List behind Henry Cavill and Ryan Reynolds.
Heather be thy name! When do we get to see her?
The edits and perfect cuts especially at the end wins my vote!!
I think this was the best episode yet!
It's ironic that the last movie to play at the cine capri was Titanic. The biggest screen in Arizona that was built to play 70mm wide screen movies was torn down to build a parking garage. What a shame.
My cable out. Spade is all I want to watch!!!!!! Thank goodness for unlimited data. WiFi out too
You have found your internet voice. You are my new favorite monologue. When you are ready, could use 15 minutes.
Too many funny ones to list Davey! So funny.🤙
Pentagram 🤣
Best yet!!! Keep it coming
(2:30) Great save, Spade! Lol
Hey i decided from now on i will leave you encouragingcomments. You rock!!
😮Twin Joke was KILLER 👍🏻😎✌🏻
Been a fan for years and really loving these videos, so so funny, and your easy on the eye's ;) a bonus, hope your doing good during this thing, sending lots of love to you and your family
Mister Spade, this is either a suggestion or a dare: Your hair is begging to spend a day with an early-career David Beckham half ponytail. How about a David solidarity moment?
Hey, do this here & it’ll be like it never happened right? - the Voice of Justice
Spade you need to get your show back
Hey, Hi! I know that shirt was expensive. Does someone else pick out your clothes for the day. Just curious! We’d shop at the bucket. Cool threads!
"Be Aggressive, Be Aggressive, Be Be Aggressive..." So many good ones tonight. I won't mention the cupcakes 😉
Much LOVE from Wisconsin. Love the "background giggles".
The cupcakes, lmao
Love the mary cay twin joke
I love him so much ♡♡♡
Spade, Do you have comment on Call Her Daddy podcast?
98.6F isn't normal body temperature anymore
It's not Oliver, it's Olivier pronounced Oh-live-ee-ay
lol good morning Mr, Spade I see the chosen color Lava Lamps my most fav, of the palette next to all in out green you a sleepy head ,,we love you Alottt thanks for hangin out the celeb laundry telepathic wonderings Air hugs bro. bless U Mon
These are keeping me laughing
I love you wicked sense of humour 😘
2 4 6 8 ,who do we appreciate, Spade.
Surely, they should have been glazed donuts, not cupcakes...
I just thought you should know David in the future you’re lava lamps will be moved to your left hand side. No shit!
Glad you haven’t fallen into the trap of so many others. You are just as funny as ever .
Ur amazing and funny David
"Rich Crazy Asians?" 🤣
It's a movie. About three yrs old
California oranges, Texas cactus... 😄😆😄 Love it! Memories of youth football cheerleading. 😁
The Seal joke and your cheer were my favorite jokes
"...we play your snakes just for practice..." 💃👯♿
I hate to say this, but I wish the video had ended 6 seconds earlier.
These videos are a great pick-me-up
Love the cheerleading routine!!! Covid glasses?
Just watched wrong missy!! I loved it!!!
Heather!! 😂🤣😂
Frosting on your cupcake? No thank you