Jokes That Didn't Make It Pt. 7 - Lights Out with David Spade

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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2024

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  • @Czechbound
    @Czechbound 4 года назад +31

    I love these "Jokes that didn't air" episodes ! Mr. Spade's delivery is priceless.

  • @rallyfeind
    @rallyfeind 4 года назад +10

    "Ghosted her!" I loved it.

  • @varnishyourboard
    @varnishyourboard 4 года назад +1

    The Alexa/5 bucks from dad and the Florida man jokes were great. We won't tell anyone if you put 'em in the real show!

  • @C3studios
    @C3studios 4 года назад

    I could watch these all day, These were actually funny, or made funny because it's never the jokes alone that make them funny. It's Spade's priceless delivery. He's like the classic Johnny Carson who reactions to even bad jokes made the jokes funny. Keep 'em coming!

  • @kingofmauritania
    @kingofmauritania 4 года назад +6

    This segment was hilarious 😁

  • @LyndaGFavorites
    @LyndaGFavorites 4 года назад +1

    Yay!! My favorite not ready for prime-time segment 😂❤️👏👏👏👏👏

  • @mitchjump6415
    @mitchjump6415 4 года назад +3

    LOVE THIS BIT KEEP DOING IT

  • @chipchippersen7692
    @chipchippersen7692 4 года назад +1

    This is way funnier than anything else on television.

  • @mattstickle2725
    @mattstickle2725 4 года назад +2

    Dave..... you freaking rule. Keep the sound effects coming.

  • @Bearbytez
    @Bearbytez 4 года назад +8

    This is a nice change of pace from the usual format of the show: Jokes we shouldn't have used.

    • @ironmanjakarta8601
      @ironmanjakarta8601 4 года назад

      More people are hearing the deleted jokes on YT than the non deleted ones on LO. Ironic.

    • @acknowledge40
      @acknowledge40 4 года назад

      Michael P. Shipley irony it’s like they always say, “irony is a dish best served”

  • @nathanddrews
    @nathanddrews 4 года назад +7

    The "Me Two-step" joke would have worked with the right emphasis on the right syllable. Don't dumb it down for us too much, Spade! We can handle it.

  • @KashfiFahim
    @KashfiFahim 4 года назад +2

    That Alexa joke was really good

  • @Postposterous
    @Postposterous 4 года назад +1

    I wonder - who's idea was it to start the YT thing? Keep on keeping it rad!!!

  • @LisaLisa001
    @LisaLisa001 4 года назад +1

    Every chance David Spade gets to do ADC, he's on it 🤣

  • @michaelkirk95
    @michaelkirk95 4 года назад

    The Madonna joke is gold, David. Gold!

  • @BoredNPC
    @BoredNPC 4 года назад

    I love that Rolex part. LOL. gonna use that.

  • @ironmanjakarta8601
    @ironmanjakarta8601 4 года назад +4

    Armies of media marketing monkeys have tried and failed but David has single handedly succeeded in forcing millions of youtube ad viewers into increasing their speaker volumes by 40% just to hear his punch lines.

  • @maynunal
    @maynunal 4 года назад +10

    can't help but smile all throughout the segment!!:-)

  • @LightningXA
    @LightningXA 4 года назад +3

    That has to be the Dickies paper ever.

  • @stevedonahue7956
    @stevedonahue7956 4 года назад +9

    david the world needs your savage jokes....step it up a bit and have some of these on the show.....that tupac joke is definitely not too soon

  • @fhhfgj
    @fhhfgj 4 года назад

    I love this show It is the only late night show I watched now since the Entirety of late night TV has gone insane. David Spade is hilarious and he has great guests and they focus on comedy. What a concept!

  • @maddymud
    @maddymud 4 года назад

    the hold music killz it

  • @maddymud
    @maddymud 4 года назад +2

    I love his “this joke was too mean” meanwhile saying it on the show’s official RUclips with 1000s of subscribers ...

  • @estelafairbanks4876
    @estelafairbanks4876 4 года назад +1

    Good call on the Gerber skeleton joke

  • @majesticpbjcat7707
    @majesticpbjcat7707 4 года назад +2

    Goddamn! Every one of these segments is gold. Spade is officially a comedy legend at this point. Even though I already thought he was for years now. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @lchambers56
    @lchambers56 4 года назад

    That Madonna joke! 😂😂😂

  • @acb9896
    @acb9896 6 месяцев назад

    Joke begins:
    " Last night was "The Influencer's Awards"...
    Joke immediatly ends.

  • @ironmanjakarta8601
    @ironmanjakarta8601 4 года назад +1

    I'm like Cap America, I could listen to David tell jokes all day, while beating the shit out of Ironman.

  • @l.bailey4791
    @l.bailey4791 4 года назад

    Hi love this segment David Merry Christmas brother🌬👑🌬👑🌬👑

  • @r0b0saurusrex80
    @r0b0saurusrex80 4 года назад +1

    Should have done that Tupac joke... that was solid. Record the meeting where you guys shut this down.

  • @marks7654
    @marks7654 4 года назад

    Love this show!

  • @MOBROOKS
    @MOBROOKS 4 года назад +4

    I love these.
    By the way, everyone would have gotten the “me too” joke.
    It wasn’t that complex.
    The Gerber one was rough but funny.
    Hahahaha

    • @ironmanjakarta8601
      @ironmanjakarta8601 4 года назад +2

      Its not complex, its rolex.

    • @MOBROOKS
      @MOBROOKS 4 года назад

      Hahahahahaha

    • @maddymud
      @maddymud 4 года назад

      MOBROOKS - I have to be honest - I didn’t get it at first

  • @kaduisaui4596
    @kaduisaui4596 4 года назад

    Sounds like your printer is loaded with heavy gauge paper.

  • @mjaada
    @mjaada 4 года назад +7

    "its rolex"

  • @Jeremyramone
    @Jeremyramone 4 года назад

    Florida joke is a keeper

  • @buffywasright
    @buffywasright 4 года назад +4

    2 questions. One, why does Spade’s paper look as hard as Mandalorian armor, and two, is he really that tiny or do those sheets look huge?

    • @BuzzinVideography
      @BuzzinVideography 4 года назад +1

      Swann he's the size of a regular 6th grader

    • @ernieD
      @ernieD 4 года назад

      Hey....is that you again Lovitz? ;>)

  • @aysaramos09
    @aysaramos09 4 года назад

    Oh shit, it's a Rolex hahahahhahahahaha..

  • @nightknight9415
    @nightknight9415 4 года назад +1

    What time is it Spade? It's time to get that old Rolex day/date serviced again.

  • @jackieyoshi6108
    @jackieyoshi6108 4 года назад

    I

  • @doggedout
    @doggedout 4 года назад +23

    Why do you have a Rolex?
    Can't afford an Iphone?

    • @nightknight9415
      @nightknight9415 4 года назад +3

      The Rolex goes up in value over time...the iphone drops in value daily!

  • @Hmoo424
    @Hmoo424 Год назад

    0:45 Norm Macdonald

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz 4 года назад

    PHUKKEN LUV THIS SHIT

  • @thebadassasaur
    @thebadassasaur 4 года назад

    That fucking Tupac joke omg

  • @zizinnnn
    @zizinnnn 4 года назад

    I missed this class

  • @opheliapain455
    @opheliapain455 4 года назад

    Omg! 😆 omg I love you!

  • @EmpyreanLightASMR
    @EmpyreanLightASMR 4 года назад

    0:19 no love for Steve Buscemi's voice here?

  • @gusbenusa
    @gusbenusa 4 года назад

    Spades good

  • @t0manderson571
    @t0manderson571 4 года назад +2

    Without the moustache you can do the German jokes. Dice is right, every museum is a Virginia museum.

  • @mollyhannah2003
    @mollyhannah2003 4 года назад +3

    I thought he used the "every museum is a vagina museum - art's for chicks" one ...

    • @steveconn
      @steveconn 4 года назад

      Get rid of art, all we have left is lazy jokes like this show's.

    • @grecco_buckliano
      @grecco_buckliano 4 года назад +1

      I thought he did too, only he put and Andrew Dice Clay "AAAAYYYYY" at the end.

  • @GuitarisGreat1
    @GuitarisGreat1 4 года назад +1

    I like this show, the guests are pretty funny. whos that short blonde guy?

  • @savagesword6393
    @savagesword6393 2 года назад

    Drake was also texting that little girl from Stranger Things...dude's a groomer, and no one seems to care much.

  • @miked9000
    @miked9000 4 года назад +1

    This is better than his show

  • @susanhughan2198
    @susanhughan2198 4 года назад

    😂😂😂😂😂 David Spade is The Man 😉

  • @scandelooch
    @scandelooch 4 года назад

    F-kn ❤ these. You're a ham! Don't ever change

  • @dirkdiggler8330
    @dirkdiggler8330 4 года назад

    what did Scott steal?

  • @uk.amanda4483
    @uk.amanda4483 4 года назад

    Whats a gurber baby ?

    • @stratobungle
      @stratobungle 4 года назад

      Gerber® pureed baby food - they've used the same baby picture on their food since the beginning - she turned 93 (and also is a mystery novelist)

  • @scandelooch
    @scandelooch 4 года назад

  • @ertiebassy3612
    @ertiebassy3612 4 года назад

    😂😂😂😂😂♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️

  • @GHOST90276
    @GHOST90276 4 года назад

    🎹

  • @jaxsun72
    @jaxsun72 4 года назад

    You should do a segment where you just show us your gas receipts. It would probably be funnier.

  • @jozz2248
    @jozz2248 4 года назад

    23 credit cards inside the vajine? Whaaa? How's that work? I've heard of the joke about swiping your credit card there, but that's going too far.

  • @michaelmcconnell3631
    @michaelmcconnell3631 4 года назад

    Drake a creep

  • @remingtonhawaii
    @remingtonhawaii 4 года назад

    Someone needs a little sleep...

  • @broncodeviltexas
    @broncodeviltexas 4 года назад +1

    Wish the last two nights you didn't use those laughs from the girls on stage. Really annoying.

  • @LisaLisa001
    @LisaLisa001 4 года назад

    Epstein jokes were awesome, maybe file those away for 9 to 18 months.

  • @uk.amanda4483
    @uk.amanda4483 4 года назад

    gosh he has tiny wrist's

    • @Ronnie-fn1yv
      @Ronnie-fn1yv 4 года назад

      UK. Burnt Toast. What’s your Instagram burnt toast?