TIKTOK INFLUENCERS ARE WORRIED - IN THE BUNKER MONOLOGUE (07/15/2020)

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  • Опубликовано: 24 авг 2024
  • Spade has jokes about Russia, TikTok Influencers, a Man in Florida, Lady Antebellum, Cardi B, and Disney World.

Комментарии • 266

  • @sirfred2004
    @sirfred2004 4 года назад +22

    Best line. "Oh shit, it's a Rolex!"

  • @susan16k97
    @susan16k97 4 года назад +9

    We are all having a hard time now, thanks for bringing a little laughter to our lives. Hope you feel better soon, David.

    • @hankchinaski4651
      @hankchinaski4651 4 года назад

      It's LOCK STEP Agenda 21 The Rockefeller foundation wrote white papers in 2010 Detailing what is happening NOW. It's all orchestrated by the z1onist )evvs the kn1ghts of Ma1ta and the C1ub of R0ME

  • @bigpapa4207
    @bigpapa4207 4 года назад +59

    David Spades facial hair ages, he doesn’t

  • @ccastle82
    @ccastle82 4 года назад +16

    Best joke: Linda Ronstadt tune while "fondly" reminiscing about dad and nerd football...🤣🤣
    I love you, Spade! Don't stop what you're doing! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @scottyrill1257
    @scottyrill1257 4 года назад +28

    There should be an award for still goin' at it with such incredible zingers & hoohoo-haha's thru all this... it's an extra special skill that means so much and we thank you, Spade!!

  • @mollyhannah2003
    @mollyhannah2003 4 года назад +7

    I like the analogy between Joe Dirt's mullet and the front and back of 2020.

  • @colesteeleA
    @colesteeleA 4 года назад +12

    Funniest Joke... Pulling a “Corona booger,” the size of a volleyball out of your lap.
    Get feeling better Spade. You bring a lot of joy & laughter to the masses.

  • @cultistlane7654
    @cultistlane7654 4 года назад +9

    Spade talking like, "I'm only doing this series because I'm bored..."
    Love it. LOVE. IT.

  • @mikeh6482
    @mikeh6482 4 года назад +25

    Just saw you at Wiseguys here in Salt Lake City this past weekend. You were HILARIOUS as always! Thank you for coming out here to entertain!! And Bobby was funny too!

  • @kdfkdf1711
    @kdfkdf1711 4 года назад +8

    The chapstick bit amused me. 😆😆

  • @nickeiben4635
    @nickeiben4635 4 года назад +30

    I love that he played "A Long Long Time" by Linda Ronstadt.

  • @wintershade8045
    @wintershade8045 4 года назад +3

    You made my day 😂 your the best when you go off script. You should do a mini segment called "free fall" or "F**K it* just you speaking your mind, no regrets 😉👍 and don't hold back your laugh that's the cherry of who you are. 😻
    Lots of love from Toronto ❣️

  • @cazemerto
    @cazemerto 4 года назад +4

    So good to see you again, thankyou for doing these! 😊

  • @vamanosninja4143
    @vamanosninja4143 4 года назад +3

    Spade loves us! He's back! :)

  • @johnnymidnight4402
    @johnnymidnight4402 4 года назад +4

    Thank you for the wonderful sound effects... :-)

  • @shwnshts9469
    @shwnshts9469 4 года назад

    OMG that fckn Rolex drop! Fckn Spade! Ya got me!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ausflygirl3430
    @ausflygirl3430 4 года назад +3

    Happy Early BD David (July 22nd) - you've brightened my days! I
    hope someone is brightening yours!

  • @vsa4999
    @vsa4999 4 года назад +6

    Great to see you David hope you are doing well!!! Put some Journey on!!!!

  • @42NIL
    @42NIL 4 года назад +1

    Best monologue in the biz!!!!! As usual!!!!! Thank you so much for these!

  • @despitecovid283
    @despitecovid283 2 года назад

    1:05 I live for these vocal effects!!!! This is why I love this guy 😍😍😍😍😍 the silliness of it, how quickly they happen in the middle of a sentence!
    Alright I'm romanticizing it so I'll shut up. You get the point 😆😂☝️♥️

  • @brookegravitt4117
    @brookegravitt4117 4 года назад +8

    Dad, priest, and rolex jokes got me. glad you're back

  • @ussemi4912
    @ussemi4912 4 года назад

    "Oh shit, that's a Rolex." I'm on the floor.

  • @kencarter1854
    @kencarter1854 4 года назад +17

    The squeezy rona ball gets the "best supporting actor" award!

  • @matthewbritcher1961
    @matthewbritcher1961 4 года назад +1

    Your joe Dirt ramblings were funny.... more joe dirt bits... maybe make a new show on the side doing a joe dirt style monologue.... you change my life Spade!

  • @martygraw1406
    @martygraw1406 4 года назад +4

    Welcome back. We need jokes. Desperately.

  • @joycampi7233
    @joycampi7233 4 года назад +4

    Like the nostalgic music bit......both of them!! Lol
    Lake Dahmer!!! Lolololol 😂

    • @carlosgaspar8447
      @carlosgaspar8447 3 года назад

      almost sounded like lake donner, which has a sad history as well.

  • @jimrebr
    @jimrebr 4 года назад +4

    Love the Linda Ronstadt🎶🎵🎶🎵. I laugh 😂 every time I see Spade IN THE BUNKER, thanks for the music, today!!

  • @bernarddolan4066
    @bernarddolan4066 4 года назад +11

    Why does Spade, Colbert, and Fallon have laryngitis? Is this what happens when a 🐦 🎵

  • @darrtetzy
    @darrtetzy 4 года назад +5

    I turned 50 in October. Sad thing, but I still resent my father for leaving when I was 3.
    I've never let it consume my life, but I doubt I'll ever get over it completely.

  • @pattywestlund3642
    @pattywestlund3642 4 года назад +9

    I look forward to seeing you and LAUGHING at your jokes. We need you during this awful time!

  • @VianneyCreates
    @VianneyCreates 4 года назад +6

    I love Spade's Fauci! LOL!!

  • @ausflygirl3430
    @ausflygirl3430 4 года назад +3

    Hi David from Austin. Ok, so I missed you - fun sanity saver!

  • @prayerskool
    @prayerskool 4 года назад +1

    FYI - we love David spade and comment on here all the time. We also comment on Facebook and Instagram. I would watch it on Facebook. There is an individual setting up quick chat box Facebook pages with his logo. They are acting like they are David spade and saying that they love certain comments and then asking people to directly message them. In the direct message section of Facebook then they set up a Google hang out and act like they are David spade talking to them. Pretty good knowledge of David spade too. Anyway they start talking about charity work that David spade does and then they want donations for that charity work. I checked online and it says that it is a, “cash app” scam. We just wanted his media people to know to watch out for it.

  • @anabriones2175
    @anabriones2175 4 года назад +1

    Been a Spade fan for years! There is only one. In this video he seems sad and he still killsss with the jokes! He said it was a rough week and I know why ! Seriously the fact he still makes people laugh even when he has a tough days means so much! Fan forever

  • @skybaby444
    @skybaby444 4 года назад +5

    This vantage point makes your hands appear to be huge.

    • @ryankibler7973
      @ryankibler7973 4 года назад

      Small men often have disproportionate "hands"

    • @thethree60five
      @thethree60five 4 года назад

      Why hasn't tRump learned this hand trickery already?

  • @smz7800
    @smz7800 4 года назад

    ".... oh shit that's a rolex" fucking hilarious

  • @arbitrarychemistry
    @arbitrarychemistry 4 года назад

    Can u make these 30 mins long...thank you! Need more Spade!

  • @SpaceGalleria
    @SpaceGalleria 4 года назад

    "Oh shit, it's a rolex"lmao

  • @Jay-wk9xj
    @Jay-wk9xj 4 года назад +4

    Love the realness of the first couple minutes... sending hugs.

  • @headstrngtaurus1
    @headstrngtaurus1 4 года назад

    Loving the hat choice for tonight! Thank you for continuing to keep us entertained since Lights Out (which I fucking LOVED) went away. Love everything about my dude Spade 😍

  • @karinakay4686
    @karinakay4686 4 года назад +1

    Glad to see you back.Hope your taking care of yourself after a tough week.Thanks for the laughs.

  • @juliakay6204
    @juliakay6204 4 года назад +19

    Influencers make me want to 🤮 too.

  • @bitebetsy
    @bitebetsy 4 года назад

    Dog-face Farting! When I was 5... - Me too, Bastard Dad!

  • @dirkdiggler8330
    @dirkdiggler8330 4 года назад +1

    I like how he acts like it's the 1st time looking at the paper 😷

  • @calvinlokinferhobbs2249
    @calvinlokinferhobbs2249 4 года назад +6

    Been ruff year..weAllTired. nomading in middle of Oregon high desert forest, had enuf..glad you are with us myFriend

  • @EBBCAManagement
    @EBBCAManagement 4 года назад +4

    Loved the Ronstadt reference.

  • @bigfootaintreal5454
    @bigfootaintreal5454 4 года назад

    Priest was their hands after touching each kid LOL !

  • @empmaximus1
    @empmaximus1 4 года назад

    Also love your Marijuana Lollipop hat. It's soooo Garth.

  • @kristinataylor4876
    @kristinataylor4876 4 года назад

    David everytime the squeaker went off on here my Boston Terrier would come around the bend with his best play mode.

  • @barbb7826
    @barbb7826 4 года назад

    “Aww f*~k, its two colors!”

  • @jnm84
    @jnm84 4 года назад

    You are brilliant David Spade! Thank you for the constant laughs. I hope Lights Out is renewed somehow/somewhere. Or perhaps something better! You have too much greatness to not do big things. 🌟🌟

  • @grecco_buckliano
    @grecco_buckliano 4 года назад +1

    1 - LadyA - 2 - CardiB - smooth burn, Spade.
    2 - I tuned in during your MECHA CHAPSTICK bit. Next : Grab Lego Joe Dirt, find a scuffed up Barbi, mash 'em together and shout MMMMMM lemmee STICK MY TOUNGUE DOWN YO THROAT! Get some Hot Wheels in there too, man.
    3 - Dad. Such teh feels.

  • @TheCaptainSlappy
    @TheCaptainSlappy 4 года назад

    GOSH DANG, Spade...this rates a classic with all the shake up's in it.
    Real rollercoaster.

  • @rubybelladonna7926
    @rubybelladonna7926 4 года назад +3

    Glad you're back!!!

  • @rachaeldeel8325
    @rachaeldeel8325 4 года назад +1

    I wasn't positive that you had "lost " it, until you put the chapstick on. LMAO. But you're hilarious. Keep on Spade! P.S. Have you been out of the house at all?

  • @MattyB-gn4de
    @MattyB-gn4de 4 года назад

    Priests washing hands and Dad story 🤣🤣

  • @IndigoIndustrial
    @IndigoIndustrial 4 года назад +1

    Incredible work ethic, Dave. Lady A to Cardi B to Busy Bee.

  • @robertcardenaz2074
    @robertcardenaz2074 4 года назад +1

    How many people in the Jackson 5

  • @terasimpson
    @terasimpson 4 года назад

    Spade! Your special effects and editing game has been on fire lately!

  • @timsnell9326
    @timsnell9326 4 года назад +1

    Didnt know this guy had a channel!!!! Comedy legend

  • @Carcarfranklin
    @Carcarfranklin 4 года назад

    Sorry about Naya! You handle it well, classy as usual. Happy Birthday and thanks for these videos

  • @necolejanczura4874
    @necolejanczura4874 4 года назад +1

    Your jokes are hilarious. For me, it’s in the nuance and your mannerisms! Friggin hilarious! Keep posting, please! AND that song by Gilbert O’Sullivan has always been a favorite. 😀

  • @prayerskool
    @prayerskool 4 года назад +3

    All sound effects mr spade makes are awesome!!! Love corona demonstration. Always guilt and catholic jokes are great. Foot fishing made me laugh. Also love the music he chooses!! It’s from my generation!!!

  • @angellahoulbjerg4307
    @angellahoulbjerg4307 4 года назад +3

    Spade is so freaking adorable

  • @chefandy72
    @chefandy72 4 года назад

    How do you feel about puppets? But seriously, good to find david spade on youtube.

  • @mavfan1
    @mavfan1 4 года назад +3

    Thanks David!!!!

  • @PeopleAdverts
    @PeopleAdverts 4 года назад

    Alright that drove my dog crazy

  • @noodlehat3250
    @noodlehat3250 4 года назад +1

    David looks better with a hat

  • @markgregory3213
    @markgregory3213 4 года назад +1

    Spadroon! You're a national treasure.

  • @deerhoda7574
    @deerhoda7574 4 года назад +3

    Missed you. You are just so funny.

  • @frankmaitland2569
    @frankmaitland2569 4 года назад

    1.4 Billion to the Catholic church to pay for their lawsuits

  • @beeonthyme5760
    @beeonthyme5760 4 года назад

    A corona booger falls out of you SCHNOOT/schnote..... Best joke
    I thought Junebug's toy!

  • @lulu-qw8xy
    @lulu-qw8xy 4 года назад +2

    It's good to take a little breather, but so glad you're back!

  • @wendy5116
    @wendy5116 4 года назад

    Spade Plays the Drugstore Hits Vol. 1

  • @swissmist
    @swissmist 4 года назад +2

    Thanks spudley, "Alone Again" in my head for the next couple of days

  • @robinr.berardini4792
    @robinr.berardini4792 4 года назад +1

    Thank YOU

  • @useyourblues
    @useyourblues 4 года назад +1

    Where can I get a Joe Dirt lego kit?

  • @prayerskool
    @prayerskool 4 года назад

    Quick question - does david spade talk to people through david spade chat box?

  • @kevinstewart1285
    @kevinstewart1285 4 года назад +1

    Best joke: Dad nerf football.

  • @davefordavefor
    @davefordavefor 4 года назад

    The Giant Corona booger flying out of your shnout was hilarious. Lights Out was THE BEST THING ON LATE NIGHT TV. Comedy Central f’d up. They should bring it back NOW. When all the other late night shows had gotten WAY TOO POLITICAL you were and ARE still here giving us something to laugh about. I LOVE YOU, MAN!!! 👍👍

  • @purrbugaloo
    @purrbugaloo 4 года назад +5

    Who is David's lady laugher in the bunker with him? Hmmm.

    • @demondog9482
      @demondog9482 4 года назад

      @facciabella85 her name is heather and has been something like his agent for over 20 yrs.

  • @DrSlick
    @DrSlick 4 года назад

    Today is my 32 birthday! You rock David!

  • @Hollyw2023
    @Hollyw2023 4 года назад +14

    BEST JOKE: Moon has a good publicist. ROFL

    • @PooNinja
      @PooNinja 4 года назад

      With such low population we here on the Moon do get lots of positive press... except from the WOW (Wives of Werewolves) .

    • @whataloadofbollox
      @whataloadofbollox 4 года назад

      @@safehousedelta9766 you must be great at parties !

    • @WillBravoNotEvil
      @WillBravoNotEvil 4 года назад

      Holly W Any joke that makes fun of Disney and / or their tight-assed control freakism is a winner. It’s a Porn World After All would be a GREAT ride.

  • @Emily00Strange
    @Emily00Strange 4 года назад +1

    Will there be any more Lo Fi Guest panels again?

  • @mollierocket705
    @mollierocket705 4 года назад +1

    How many people in the Jackson 5? 🎉

  • @marjoe32
    @marjoe32 4 года назад

    Chapstick needs to be a recurring bit

  • @johnfazzari6208
    @johnfazzari6208 4 года назад +2

    hey spade! how about a colab with weird al on a covid parody song based on "come on eileen". Covid19, you cough and you sneeze etc etc.

  • @ke9082
    @ke9082 4 года назад

    Can’t watch this at bedtime anymore as the squeaky toy is constantly freaking out my dog who is trying to sleep too. Thanks, and bye!

  • @devinmccloud
    @devinmccloud 3 года назад

    When you have isolated yourself in a billion dollar bunker because you are so old that catching covid19 is a guarentee of being incubated on a ventilator.

  • @dallasorr1794
    @dallasorr1794 4 года назад

    This is my favorite one hands down lol great job bud

  • @JanThomasPettersen
    @JanThomasPettersen 4 года назад

    Careful Spade! Your one prop away from summoning Carrot Top!!!

  • @iguanacashmere
    @iguanacashmere 4 года назад +2

    FUNERAL AT HAUNTED MANSION WINS

  • @EBBCAManagement
    @EBBCAManagement 4 года назад +2

    Loving the musical interludes!

  • @MarielaDavina
    @MarielaDavina 4 года назад +2

    💜💜💜💜

  • @sogiki
    @sogiki 4 года назад

    What happened to the lava lamps?!!

  • @djhrecordhound4391
    @djhrecordhound4391 4 года назад

    Back to pizza parties by age six, with coronaboogers as a topping...

  • @alexkess8506
    @alexkess8506 4 года назад +6

    I haven’t laughed since his last episode

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 4 года назад

      That's a coincidence, because I haven't laughed THIS episode.

  • @frecklemouth6791
    @frecklemouth6791 4 года назад

    I was concerned that the solid gold Rolex was owned by the wardrobe department or on loan while you hosted lights out. It’s nice to see it return in the bunker. I still don’t have one yet. Pirate Bay perhaps?

  • @jillhebert8741
    @jillhebert8741 4 года назад

    Omgggggg so excited !! I have missed you so much!!

  • @raynarounds8957
    @raynarounds8957 4 года назад

    I am starting to remember why I havent always been a Spade fan. When he isnt doing well, it's all snark. If you noticed he mentions his old movies constantly, talks about being from "Scottsdale"( I am looking at all if you from "Orange County" 2). He is sitting on the things that make him feel superior. I am bummed that the show got cancelled . But damn quit hatin Spade. I mess with you. But I am watching you. No one feels bad for a middle aged white man that is financially secure. Go get another hustle. Keep Grindin Dave!