You did not report on that minister story. Apparently a minister was hiking and saw a grizzly running straight towards him. The man got on his knees, looked up to heaven and said, "dear God, I pray for this bear to convert to Christianity. At that moment, the bear stopped, got on its knees, looked up to heaven and said, "thank you Father for this meal I'm about to receive."
1 - OUCHIE McFAUCI 2 - Once a week I stand inside an old tire laying in my front yard, put a 5 gallon bucket over my head (so cozy) and whack it with a wooden spoon for a while, AND I AM PROTECTED FROM COVID19 FOR ANOTHER WEEK. Proof? I don't have COVID19 yet. 3 - sound board on point
ok, i NEVER make comments on these things but i gotta say this is the funniest one i've seen in ages! You were on fire this time dude! i was laughing my fat butt off, thank you.
David I rocked a yellow Izod just like yours circa 1981. Also, I recently tested positive for SARS-CoV-1 (the 2003 version of the virus). I"m old-school like that.
An enormous swarm of ants was so large in the UK that it looked like a rain cloud on weather radar. Even though many Brits are getting used to this annual occurrence, following a press conference, Boris Johnson was overheard on a hot mic saying, "if only I could eat them"
Spade, my girlfriend and I look forward to your show nightly and love the whole thing! I just learned about the seagulls on acid from your show, so I worked up an animation. In this scenario, the seagulls don't quite understand where the acid is coming from: ruclips.net/video/YQ1hLs3VR3Q/видео.html It reeks of, "They're All Gonna Laugh At You" style humor that I probably still think is funny Huge fan from SNL days
Ok. I am slow. But I just noticed him on the cover of Rolling Stone Magazine. What a stud, Mister Spade. lol However.. I did spot the Joe Dirt Lego guy. Business in the front... Party in the back.
I’m for you David. First time watcher on this inside. I predicted bob saget blowing up with his Channel and I believe you going on Rogan will be the same.
the Dickie Robert’s role is way too underrated but I selfishly kinda like it that way. it was the first movie I saw David in at age 10 and I loved him ever since. and brick wall, waterfall, Dickie think he got it all..
I like how David slowly turns into Johnny Carson every dialogue...love it!
🤣🤣🤣 “It still wasn’t as white as ordering a Michelob Ultra!” 🤣🤣🤣
Paltrow: “that caught my eye” ✨✨✨ (that was the perfect sound effect)
Tracy agree!😂🤩
Reminded me of that “The more you know..” shooting star sound effect
Gwyneth Paltrow for the win. And your Bieber accountant impression.
Always love when you go off script with the Fauci voice. Endlessly entertaining.
You did not report on that minister story. Apparently a minister was hiking and saw a grizzly running straight towards him. The man got on his knees, looked up to heaven and said, "dear God, I pray for this bear to convert to Christianity. At that moment, the bear stopped, got on its knees, looked up to heaven and said, "thank you Father for this meal I'm about to receive."
John Andersen oldie but a goodie. 😆😆😆😆
Oh sh** this is so funny
The phone reactions were hysterical! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
1 - OUCHIE McFAUCI
2 - Once a week I stand inside an old tire laying in my front yard, put a 5 gallon bucket over my head (so cozy) and whack it with a wooden spoon for a while, AND I AM PROTECTED FROM COVID19 FOR ANOTHER WEEK. Proof? I don't have COVID19 yet.
3 - sound board on point
So funny 😁. I also wack it everyday and no covid.
I've never heard you do the bird noise. Perfect!
We don't want David to turn down his phone, we just want him to put it in Airplane mode.
Do you have a brother named Tiny?
The Seagulls!! ... also a genuine living room out loud laugh for the real wives punch line
Great closing joke..... still laughing.
Love watching you! Takes my mind off of the wedding business I own.
Your Johnny Carson voice is the best! I love when you toss it into your monologue. Nostalgia AF. 🏌️
The seagull sound was spot on.
That seagull punchline KILLED ME!
TGIF and so good to see you! Love your add on sound effects! Thank you :) P.S. I think that purple looks very nice on you!
Last few jokes were golden.
Tyson might get his ear bitten this time!
making fun of the seagulls? My God, is nothing sacred???
Seagull joke got me at the end!
ok, i NEVER make comments on these things but i gotta say this is the funniest one i've seen in ages! You were on fire this time dude! i was laughing my fat butt off, thank you.
the RHoOC joke...i almost peed laughing so hard
Can Heather cohost so we can see the face behind the giggles?
She has an Instagram account
Why you don't have more than 28k subscribers is weird. You're a funny actor. Keep up the good work Dickie boy...😁
David! DAVID! DAVID!!! WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The last joke.... fucked me up! 🤣🤣🤣
The origami store is open cracked me up.
Put your phone in airplane mode that way calls won't come in but you can still play sounds
Carson! Yes! Thanks David
Accountant impression for Bieber joke was my fave
The fact that you called it Izod Lacoste 😂
AIR. PLANE. MODE.
never miss a monologue !
You had me at purple 😂😂😂
Love these bunker videos
We need to hear Heather talk!!! We got half a word today....”perf”
Just thank you its good to have your humor at this time in crazy world!
Spadoodle Purpoodle < Gator Spador
Real housewives with cat!!! Puuuurrrrfect!
Your seagull noise was in fact perfect! 👍🏼
I do love Spade, but "Don't Give A Shit" Spade? I like even more.
David I rocked a yellow Izod just like yours circa 1981. Also, I recently tested positive for SARS-CoV-1 (the 2003 version of the virus). I"m old-school like that.
Paltrow joke my fav.
I love the purple shirt!!! 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
Lady Ga Ga Ga!!!!!
Lacoste....the adult Garanimals shirt
DAVID SPADE SOS HERMOSO SALUDOS DESDE ARGENTINA
Best monologue yet
😂 this guy is funny 🤣
Seagull. Brother, you just gotta turn your notification sounds off, whilst leaving your media audio on...I think.
That Prince Andrew joke was something :-D
...thought Davey was Crankin Dat Soulja Boy.
The world needs more David Spade. Seriously. I'm not in the representation business.
Best: “that caught me eye” 👯
Show us the penny loafers you andrew macarthy fan boy. Just kidding. Love the purple.
An enormous swarm of ants was so large in the UK that it looked like a rain cloud on weather radar. Even though many Brits are getting used to this annual occurrence, following a press conference, Boris Johnson was overheard on a hot mic saying, "if only I could eat them"
"Can still deflect rumors". Nice :)
Don't let nobody bury the real story..! Dope Lacoste.
Dunnoboutthepurpletho....
I like the purple 💜😍. Thanks for making us smile
That silver Baby Bullet blender on your desk is nice
How do you not have more subscribers?
Too much for New Jersey 🛢️🚧
But the seagull sound was the best! 😎
Tyson shark joke. 😆😆😆😆
I still dont know how he did the seagull flying away after watching it 5 times
Clear winner: wives of Orange County!!!!!
Tharks are vewy dangerouth...thanks mike
I didn't know there was an actual " Busy Bee " ..I thought it was from movie : Best in Show.. originally. This is highly educational.
Made my Friday thanks! 😅
Spade, my girlfriend and I look forward to your show nightly and love the whole thing!
I just learned about the seagulls on acid from your show, so I worked up an animation.
In this scenario, the seagulls don't quite understand where the acid is coming from:
ruclips.net/video/YQ1hLs3VR3Q/видео.html
It reeks of, "They're All Gonna Laugh At You" style humor that I probably still think is funny
Huge fan from SNL days
Very funny David!!!
The wrong missy came out on my b day 🎂🍰
3 a week, Dave? Slacker! ;)
Even The comedic timing on Spades phone is on point!!!
Just subbed bro you're one of my favorite actors
[Insert Phil Hartman as Frank Sinatra meme on 'The Sinatra Group': You don't need to work blue, kid.]
For the love of God man, call Norm.. on his phone...
Is that a Covid 19 ball? Fun!
Good vid. Fauci bites. 'That guy, might not like us.' LMAO!
Good. Fave was probably the housewives.. 💜
Ok. I am slow. But I just noticed him on the cover of Rolling Stone Magazine. What a stud, Mister Spade. lol
However.. I did spot the Joe Dirt Lego guy. Business in the front... Party in the back.
thank god for ♠️
Good noise Aplus
Today’s stars: the fuckin’ phone, that , and the rest of them 5.5/10 jokes! Love ya davey
Mavericks helmet can still deflect rumors...OMG!
love u! from Russia)
Nj state slogan 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😆😆😆😆
Gwyneth!! 😂😂
top of the pyramid loool
We need to see the lady person
I love the purple shirt!
This guy is funny
I’m for you David. First time watcher on this inside. I predicted bob saget blowing up with his Channel and I believe you going on Rogan will be the same.
its pronounced eem-you mate, greetings from australia 🇦🇺
No. It's not.
carson voice: “i did not know that”
perfect
I cracked the code can get a ticket and not a ticket to the shark fight .....
Handsome blond Man
NoiCe!
Wish I saw you in Utah..
Next time in Utah... let me know!
the Dickie Robert’s role is way too underrated but I selfishly kinda like it that way. it was the first movie I saw David in at age 10 and I loved him ever since. and brick wall, waterfall, Dickie think he got it all..