Hi Vianney! If you haven't listened to his audiobooks, give them a listen. They are so funny and he talks about his dad. It's funny, sad and touching (when he talks about becoming a father) all in one swoop.
As one of the Bodyguards for Kim K, I can confirm, Kim K is a Fans of yours ! Kris Herzog here, I saved your life once, YOU have FANS here, ALL 714 U.S. Veterans here at The Bodyguard Group of Beverly Hills are huge fans of your and have watched ALL your videos, movies and your SU specials for over 20 years.
I laughed out loud when he shared about his dad leaving, watched the whole video, and played the beginning part again and still laughed out loud. Thinking about that part and still laughing about it.
Dave, got my seeds today. I put the pumpkins against the fence in the back yard, so the vines will grow on that, like you suggested. Pee pop pew whoop whhooop.
Pot roast from the glove compartment, mmmm. Davie, you and I can commiserate over our dads' absence. Mine left when I was in utero! Came back 10 years later and claimed to LOVE me despite being unable to pick me out of a crowd! Waaaaah! Didn't even spoil me with a Nerf ball. Bought me a frigging ice cream cone. We'll talk all about it.
I wish he did these everyday like he used to, he was like a buddy through Quarantine all of a sudden the videos were gone and I was worried about David Spade...I'm still glad he's doing 2x per week at least..I love all the vids..:)
I was listening at 1.25 speed taking care of some chores and forgot when I started this. When you started talking about coke I was like dude.. you sound very lit. hahaha
toss up between the glove box pot roast and the crop circles on post malone's face.... i'm going with glove-box pot-roast for the winnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!
David, you are my spirit animal.Thanks for my fill of laughs!!! The music when u were talking about your Dad🤔 who is chuckles the clown in the back with you....
David last week: It took me awhile. To realize how VAGUE everything was... (TOP GUN 2 LOL) Wasn't gonna see it otherwise! I'll bill you for the 30 bucks!
Saguaro High School- class of 2000. I sat on a penny that was in the drivers seat in August in my Freshman year at ASU. Still have a circle shaped scar on my leg. Good times AZ summers, good times.
Why o why do i love thee so... you are a knight in shining armor in these kookie times I watched this and just shoot me before I go to bed in it really does lull me to happy sleepxothanks bud. I love you David Spade💚🐙❤
I need these every day and I need them to be at least 5 times longer
David, your loosely gripped hold on the joy of life is priceless, thank you.
The song choice for telling the story about your Dad leaving was just so perfect. Hilarious. I did actually laugh out loud.
I love when he recounts his dad leaving. LOL...well, maybe not for him.
7 minutes later ..😜
I didn't get any seeds. Ultimately it probably has something to do with his damn dad.
Hi Vianney! If you haven't listened to his audiobooks, give them a listen. They are so funny and he talks about his dad. It's funny, sad and touching (when he talks about becoming a father) all in one swoop.
💀💀💀😂😂 same that n the mmbop improv fave spade quarantine moments
The road is looooong. . .
As one of the Bodyguards for Kim K, I can confirm, Kim K is a Fans of yours ! Kris Herzog here, I saved your life once, YOU have FANS here, ALL 714 U.S. Veterans here at The Bodyguard Group of Beverly Hills are huge fans of your and have watched ALL your videos, movies and your SU specials for over 20 years.
Your website needs serious work. It doesn't say professional at all.
PAPA!! ... I felt that!! 😂😂😂😭😭
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LIE 1! “This is great coke, do you have a bathroom?” Solid monologue today, Dave, bring in’ the A-game heat
*Right out of the gate with the hilarity*
P.S. still waiting on my spade seeds!
Dave has been spreading his seed around LA for decades.
I didn't get mine yet either!
Wtf!?!?🤣😂🤣😂
So funny right away 😂😂
Ok, just way too short. I hate it when I have to stop laughing 😆❤️ Spade
I laughed out loud when he shared about his dad leaving, watched the whole video, and played the beginning part again and still laughed out loud. Thinking about that part and still laughing about it.
LMAO!! My father left! Que music😂😂😂
The road is long, but the trip is worthwhile
20 years later... no pogo stick.
That was lie #1. 😂
Dave, got my seeds today. I put the pumpkins against the fence in the back yard, so the vines will grow on that, like you suggested. Pee pop pew whoop whhooop.
Lmao I am an Arizonan when you said your steering wheel was steel I winced nothing like removing your fingerprints
+1 on the pot roast, +2 for anything Heather giggles at.
I planted them and I am so high from smoking those flowers. Send more please?
Faves:
pot roast
"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother" ... "Papa!!"
I got my seed today. Thanks David Spades.
The seeds joke! 😁😁😁
I love it. First time viewing. This is a hit. Low key. Simple, Funny, Cheap. Way to go David. I will be back often
The music interludes/flashbacks are rapidly becoming my favorite.
I haven't missed 1 of these! love them all keep it up please!
Love you David 💛💛💛
We need/request a compilation video of Spade's imitation of Carvey imitating Carson bits.
Oven Mittens + Glove compartment joke was mine from 1992.. ("piping hot blueberry muffins" was my glove box punch-up..) -S. Anderson
You are m'y favorite actor 😊🥺
I LOVE the oven mitts bit. Classic Spade.
We love you David! ❤
Awww, buddy. ❤️ Do you still want a pogo stick?
The Post Malone crop circles hahaaaaaah
Pot roast from the glove compartment, mmmm. Davie, you and I can commiserate over our dads' absence. Mine left when I was in utero! Came back 10 years later and claimed to LOVE me despite being unable to pick me out of a crowd! Waaaaah! Didn't even spoil me with a Nerf ball. Bought me a frigging ice cream cone. We'll talk all about it.
Utero? That's near Waukeegan, right?
Lolololol
This guy is hilarious!!!! 😂 i can't...
Spacey deck party Prince of laughter!
Another round of hits! Thanks David!
"Fauci's pitch when he fucking hit an eagle" 🦅 I laughed again at the jokes recap 😂
I wish he did these everyday like he used to, he was like a buddy through Quarantine all of a sudden the videos were gone and I was worried about David Spade...I'm still glad he's doing 2x per week at least..I love all the vids..:)
Funniest intro so far. Love these monologues. Keep it up Spade man!
I was listening at 1.25 speed taking care of some chores and forgot when I started this. When you started talking about coke I was like dude.. you sound very lit. hahaha
Great job as usual!
I have 8 heads in a duffle bag! The DVD, not the duffle bag. How do you and Kristy Swanson never age?? You're a magical man, David Spade :) haha
he came back 20 yrs later 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 no pogo stick. I love David Spadw
I love these , keep them comin!!!
😂 😆 first joke was a surprise
My mom used to go to the store for milk, come home a WEEK later, no milk! LOL LOL LOL!!!
toss up between the glove box pot roast and the crop circles on post malone's face.... i'm going with glove-box pot-roast for the winnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!
If I heard Spade sent me seed.. I wouldn't immediately think of gardening.
More 1000 yard stare stories and AZ anecdotes, please. 113 today, but its a dry heat.
Nice save with adding “in college” real quick
Haha the side eye with the past life comment.
He Ain’t heavy he’s my brother 🎶 has me shaking I’m laughing so hard😂
People have really misunderstood your seeds...come on people they were a gift. Hahahahaha
Pot roast, *giggle*!
This is still my favorite!! :)
all i got was stems ..no seeds
Lololololol 🤣
And I got the shake...
David, you are my spirit animal.Thanks for my fill of laughs!!! The music when u were talking about your Dad🤔 who is chuckles the clown in the back with you....
ima going to see how "Vague" TOP GUN 2 is tomorrow up in La Canada,
thanks for the tip!
David last week: It took me awhile. To realize how VAGUE
everything was... (TOP GUN 2 LOL) Wasn't gonna see it otherwise!
I'll bill you for the 30 bucks!
That last joke about crop circles, perfect. The good thing is I had to look up who post Malone was. Then I was like I get it now.😁🤣
When he yelled papa I almost peed myself
Saguaro High School- class of 2000. I sat on a penny that was in the drivers seat in August in my Freshman year at ASU. Still have a circle shaped scar on my leg. Good times AZ summers, good times.
LMAO 🤣🤣 I got your seeds
I hope we stay in quarantine until 2021!!! 😂🤣😂
OMG!!! I LOVE YOUR MOVIES DAVID I LIVE IN LONG BEACH
0:54 Legit Oscar-worthy moment!
Crop circles on his face 😂👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽🤘🏽😂
NO POGO STICK!!! OUTRAGEOUS!!!
I SERIOUSLY HOPE those seeds did not go to waste!
PAPA!!!
Ever thought about calling the show The Spunker?
PAPA!!
You are so consistently funny, but one must be affluent to agree with your humor, which I am and do!!!
Nah, I'm poor and I think he's the man.
I really could use those seeds.
Living apart only to distance himself from Kim because he running for VP
Missing dad was the funniest 😂
I haven't been to a highway potluck forever
I lost it when he said 'buh bye' 😭
If David wearing oven mitts to drive is real, then Volvo Pot Roast is joke of the year!
"did everyone get the seeds I sent"😂
Lmao crop circles for the WIN!
When are the seeds for my life garden coming so I can dig it?
He ain’t heavy, he’s my bro....
Stepped on coke pythons 🤘
People think the gloves are a joke. But the Arizona heat is real.
They cut coke with baby laxative? You learn something new everyday ☺️
Carson reference. Gold!! Or was it cold?
My dad bought me a pogo stick as a kid. It was fantastic! I hope you get yours....
Omg your crazy hahhaha baking soda I got baking soda!! Hahaha
Why o why do i love thee so... you are a knight in shining armor in these kookie times
I watched this and just shoot me before I go to bed in it really does lull me to happy sleepxothanks bud.
I love you David Spade💚🐙❤
Papa! 😂😂😂😂
Omg David, that's cruel 😡
This IS good, we need an Ep with the Kings- needs more norm.
I thought your parents left you at the Grand Canyon
It should have been he came back 20 years later looking for money for the pogo stick
Buh-bye is my favorite. Ever.
We love you.
90 degrees in L.A? . "it was hot..." johnny...
The musical interludes are righteous.
What if he brought the pogo stick 20 years later and said "Sorry son, I 'll make it up to you?"
The seeds David sent! That's a good one!
David Spade ages like a bottle of grape mad dog 20/20.
Do not disrespect the Hollies, Spade!