NON-OLOGUE 11.18.20

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2020
  • NON-OLOGUE 11.18.20

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  • @mollyhannah2003
    @mollyhannah2003 3 года назад +30

    I just saw that you and Fortune will be doing a Netflix show. I love you both and can't wait to see it.

    • @kshinokevin
      @kshinokevin 3 года назад

      I liked Fortune ever since watching the/that old "Chelsea Lately" show (on the E! Entertainment Network channel). I really thought that the comedian's last name was Lately and not "Handler."

    • @daveclark8337
      @daveclark8337 3 года назад

      Here's preview: ruclips.net/video/jXN4UM9FUsw/видео.html

  • @jr41872
    @jr41872 3 года назад +19

    I use David Spade as my torch through dark times.

    • @jr41872
      @jr41872 3 года назад

      Actually as a torch! My power is out and his channel is bright

  • @VianneyCreates
    @VianneyCreates 3 года назад +29

    David! What you think this is? You can't just come and go as you please!! Toying with our affection.

    • @andreahardie6074
      @andreahardie6074 3 года назад +2

      You, tell him!😄 he needs to work on his commitment issues☺️

    • @geoffgravitt7476
      @geoffgravitt7476 3 года назад +1

      @@andreahardie6074 I see what you did there 😂😂

    • @John.Skelton
      @John.Skelton 3 года назад +1

      Lol that's such a perfect comment for what we are all thinking!

    • @CorbCorbin
      @CorbCorbin 3 года назад

      My mom does the same shit. She might be making a Thanksgiving Dinner, but my family won’t talk to me, so I don’t know.
      I’ll always remember her special Cheerios recipe. Who knew that milk made it better?
      -Cows for Thanksgiving
      -save the Turkeys

  • @LisaLisa001
    @LisaLisa001 3 года назад +59

    I almost left without bringing up the fact that what you're doing, or not doing, could be perceived as NEGLECT or some may even call it ABANDONMENT. Quarantine is still sucky, and not in a good way. We are gonna need you to step it up and go back to your regularly posted multiple video per week schedule. Mmmmmmkay. Thaaaanks. 😉

    • @John.Skelton
      @John.Skelton 3 года назад +2

      Lol that is one of the best comments I've read! It couldn't have been worded any better!

    • @bikeluversusie2522
      @bikeluversusie2522 3 года назад +2

      I concur!!

    • @susantouw3946
      @susantouw3946 3 года назад +1

      I agree 👍

    • @RoxanneJ
      @RoxanneJ 3 года назад

      I AGREE ☝️

    • @free322001
      @free322001 3 года назад

      Yeah, if you could go ahead and do some more videos, that'd be greaaaate. Thanks Daaaaaaaaave.

  • @merwetta
    @merwetta 3 года назад +2

    I loved your performance in Queen's Gambit

    • @ava198
      @ava198 3 года назад

      Haha I thought Benny looked like David Spade as well

  • @mollyhannah2003
    @mollyhannah2003 3 года назад +13

    Even Lego Joe Dirt is glad to have you back. He's watching every move you make ...

  • @davidmccleary5540
    @davidmccleary5540 3 года назад +2

    So glad to see you back. Haven't laughed this much since 10/23/20
    Thanks and tell your brother to get better. Those hurt

  • @mokie2250
    @mokie2250 3 года назад +7

    I had unsubscribed from all other RUclips channels, so when this notification popped up I thought "what could that be?" And it was my RUclips buddy, Spade! I was just thinking about him today...needing a fix :)

  • @kawasakiwhiptwo5821
    @kawasakiwhiptwo5821 3 года назад +3

    Really never knew what Only Fans was. I'm glad that David was the one to explain it to me.

  • @donnaone1nine
    @donnaone1nine 3 года назад +2

    You cleaned up for my birthday. Thanks! 🦂

  • @dnaslitherscritters3244
    @dnaslitherscritters3244 3 года назад

    David your amazing brother I always fallowed you from black sheep. I think i watched that over 50 times on hbo when I was a kids your an amazing comedian. Love your show keep it up

  • @Ayato666
    @Ayato666 3 года назад

    Glad to see your back! If you ever wanted to give aspiring actors any advice or tips i am sure i am not alone in saying i would love to hear em. Hope everyone is staying home and safe!

  • @bearin29
    @bearin29 3 года назад +1

    You are freagin' hysterical and make me laugh out loud. Thank you.

  • @jameswatkins1844
    @jameswatkins1844 3 года назад

    this is the best format for you.

  • @lindzee924
    @lindzee924 3 года назад

    Thank you , David ❣

  • @dk101likeu
    @dk101likeu 3 года назад

    Damn Spade... it has been wayyy to long!! Thanks for coming back man,hopefully more often! Thirsty in FLA

  • @petero1917
    @petero1917 3 года назад +1

    Keep these coming! Go long. I could take an hour of these

  • @shabanagonzales4224
    @shabanagonzales4224 3 года назад

    Omg!! I love your work, my favorite movie of yours is Tommy Boy

  • @maryr8950
    @maryr8950 3 года назад

    What did OMG make me laugh out loud? So adorable!

  • @winchesterkane168
    @winchesterkane168 3 года назад +1

    The legend is back

  • @davidvalles6677
    @davidvalles6677 3 года назад

    Glad to see ya back at it!! Ya I'm also in AZ but along the Colorado River and those brown recluse will mess you up.

  • @grecco_buckliano
    @grecco_buckliano 3 года назад +1

    HANDS IN THE AIR, brother Dave be on point : god made bush for a reason. Preach brother Dave.

  • @bondjamesbondsandiego0075
    @bondjamesbondsandiego0075 3 года назад +1

    I love your non-alogues!

  • @John.Skelton
    @John.Skelton 3 года назад +2

    I LOVE THIS STYLE! Keep doing this please!!! Talking about headlines and celebrity stories. Also please do more frequently. I know it sounds stupid but watching your videos helps with this quarantine bullshit!

  • @nettie3485
    @nettie3485 3 года назад +2

    Can't wait to view your new project on Netflix! Those are some serious spiders. Brown Recluse spider bites cause all sorts problems, hopefully your brother recovers quickly.

  • @TheMisterMonkeyman
    @TheMisterMonkeyman 3 года назад +1

    "Sat on a grenade..." you made me cry Spade. Thanks. Peace.

  • @Tomorrowandtomorrowandtomorrow
    @Tomorrowandtomorrowandtomorrow 3 года назад +3

    David Spade, you were great in The Queen's Gambit.

  • @MARINE4YAHWEH
    @MARINE4YAHWEH 2 года назад

    its oct 2021, still love this one

  • @bettyboop1577
    @bettyboop1577 3 года назад +3

    Davey!!! We missed you! 🤗

  • @roquetolozajr3296
    @roquetolozajr3296 3 года назад

    Glad ya back spade. We need your shine

  • @kenmcfann8128
    @kenmcfann8128 3 года назад +7

    Hey spade, lookin good!

  • @tracygamble8073
    @tracygamble8073 3 года назад

    Always funny, so glad when posts

  • @empmaximus1
    @empmaximus1 3 года назад

    Hey Carvey, long time no listen. Saw a commercial for Halloween II a few weeks back and it made me almost think of you. You were great in that.

  • @davek7706
    @davek7706 3 года назад

    Yay David Spade! You precious little angel!

  • @SombraCheeks
    @SombraCheeks 3 года назад

    Mr Spade you are great

  • @t-race-ing7755
    @t-race-ing7755 3 года назад +1

    Thank-you for catching us up! BYeee

  • @deerhoda7574
    @deerhoda7574 3 года назад

    So happy to see you.

  • @iblankedurmommy
    @iblankedurmommy 3 года назад

    From the world thank you for Father of the Year! You killed that role .

  • @jw33
    @jw33 3 года назад +8

    Only Fans is like buying a 2020 edition of the Yellow Pages.

  • @MrMikeexley
    @MrMikeexley 3 года назад +1

    Back? Or just a quick pop in again? Love the clips

  • @RichardNapMediaPro
    @RichardNapMediaPro 3 года назад

    Looking sharp David!

  • @cattrout7798
    @cattrout7798 3 года назад +7

    Yaaaa I got me some David Spade!

  • @patrickfairchild2330
    @patrickfairchild2330 3 года назад

    Good to see you David.

  • @miker.9138
    @miker.9138 3 года назад +8

    "It looks like they sat on a grenade."

  • @christinechin1909
    @christinechin1909 3 года назад

    NON-OLOGUE, brilliant

  • @stacksmasher
    @stacksmasher 3 года назад +6

    Spade has "Cranberry Envy"

    • @drifter503
      @drifter503 3 года назад +1

      I love that dude, that was a little weird Spade.

  • @Sacroham
    @Sacroham 2 года назад

    I could listen to David say the word recluse for literally 13 minutes straight!!!!

  • @donnaquintal6348
    @donnaquintal6348 3 года назад

    You crazyass man, I'm a fan for many years. SNL you were the bomb dude💥💥keep on being "F" psycho 💜❗

  • @WorldBeater123
    @WorldBeater123 3 года назад

    He’s so great

  • @danamaste119
    @danamaste119 3 года назад

    Do you post somewhere daily?

  • @billyllewis
    @billyllewis 3 года назад +4

    ♠️ Rocks!

  • @alexkess8506
    @alexkess8506 3 года назад

    these non-ologues (whatever that means) keep me going

  • @Freesingskills19
    @Freesingskills19 3 года назад

    daaaaaddy's baaaaaack!!! plz dont leave us!!!

  • @maddymud
    @maddymud 3 года назад

    U were great on Queen’s Gambit

  • @LisaLisa001
    @LisaLisa001 3 года назад

    The cross-eyed kitty 😻😂😂😺

  • @JoeHuman
    @JoeHuman 3 года назад +3

    HOLY SHNIKEYS!!! For 2 weeks now we've wondered where my mom is getting these blisters and redness on her legs. They've been frickin spider bites!!! Seriously.. this explain.. A LOT.

  • @sambistabeauty
    @sambistabeauty 2 года назад

    Thx for wearing the t-shirt this time🤣

  • @adammishko523
    @adammishko523 3 года назад

    Good to see ya bro ...stay safe

  • @grecco_buckliano
    @grecco_buckliano 3 года назад +1

    And thanks for telling me about NUKE BIZZLE. I was almost going to try to hang out with him. But not now.

  • @dub2536
    @dub2536 3 года назад +2

    I like the comment you made on SNL regarding "Look kids .....it's a falling star!" While on SNL news displaying a former SNL cast member's photo. Harsh. U got your own style and it's good IMO. Kind regards from Washington D.C. Peace!

    • @maddymud
      @maddymud 3 года назад

      Eddie famously came after him for that

  • @michaelbellastravelchannel7491
    @michaelbellastravelchannel7491 3 года назад

    And life goes on 🙃🙃🙃🐕🤟🖖✌👍😅🎅🦌🎄❤😅😀🙃🐕🤟🖖✌🎅🦌🎄🤗❤😅😀🙃🐕🤟🖖✌👍🎅🦌🎄🤗❤

  • @viviandarkbloom100
    @viviandarkbloom100 3 года назад

    How did I miss this? RUclips you are supposed to notify me or something?

  • @PooNinja
    @PooNinja 3 года назад

    Was that sound board a Sir mix a lot sample!?! 😂

  • @kimturco3925
    @kimturco3925 3 года назад

    I love you David ❤️❤️

  • @willtheangrydudeist9120
    @willtheangrydudeist9120 3 года назад

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @WeddingFriends
    @WeddingFriends 3 года назад +1

    Speaking of "Just Shoot Me".... I'm currently on season 4 of watching all the episodes again on Hulu 🖤
    Season 3 episode 19😂😂😂

  • @mikefetterman6782
    @mikefetterman6782 2 года назад

    I worked for a zoo, over 20 years I was bitten by a spitting cobra, a diamond back rattlesnake and a Gila Monster among thousands of harmless bites from snakes, lizards, gators, crocs, and spiders.

  • @ATRTAP
    @ATRTAP 3 года назад

    David is the rift master

  • @TuleeMaster
    @TuleeMaster 3 года назад

    Spade does it again, classic Spade.

  • @gcarldavis
    @gcarldavis 3 года назад

    Hey David, where’s the newest post?!

  • @umunhum
    @umunhum 3 года назад

    America's dream boy.

  • @bryancornitius8352
    @bryancornitius8352 3 года назад

    Did they ever make a Tommy Boy 2?

  • @bryanpowell3724
    @bryanpowell3724 3 года назад

    X Men joke was the best.

  • @claire4883
    @claire4883 3 года назад

    You need to start a podcast!!

  • @martygraw1406
    @martygraw1406 3 года назад

    Seven minutes and not one joke.

  • @charlangregg2900
    @charlangregg2900 3 года назад

    Hey how are you. I have been bite twice used vitamin E. Best skin healing.Just finishing up on my book takin two years. Greating a new tattoo! Been into Chris Watts case, just wanted to say hi.

  • @vamanosninja4143
    @vamanosninja4143 3 года назад

    David congrats on your new Netflix show! You must go on Drew Barrymore's show to promote! :)

  • @RoxanneJ
    @RoxanneJ 3 года назад

    Lamps 💙💜💙💜💙💜💙

  • @blazepetty6233
    @blazepetty6233 3 года назад +3

    Never been the first viewer before !

  • @samanthab1923
    @samanthab1923 3 года назад

    Never heard of Wolf spiders 🕷 till I moved to PA.

  • @Aliz56
    @Aliz56 3 года назад +4

    Me: Why is snoop in a wheelchair...
    Spade: ...he also looks like he's in a wheelchair

  • @supremebeme
    @supremebeme 3 года назад +2

    oh wow you look sober

  • @charlangregg2900
    @charlangregg2900 3 года назад

    Got new jokes too, can’t tell yet!

  • @colonelangus1709
    @colonelangus1709 3 года назад +1

    Where ya been man?

    • @daveclark8337
      @daveclark8337 3 года назад +1

      He mentioned in his last vid about 'getting covid tested twice a week at work'. I think maybe he got a real job.

  • @Eye_of_state
    @Eye_of_state 3 года назад

    Critical thought.

  • @punstress
    @punstress 3 года назад

    I have no idea about most of what he was talking about, but I liked it anyway.

  • @wc6046
    @wc6046 3 года назад +1

    SPADERRRRR

  • @robertbrown8918
    @robertbrown8918 3 года назад

    Have you thought about the Jeopardy gig? You'd be good....:)

  • @texasgal6201
    @texasgal6201 3 года назад +2

    When you say someone is milkin it then do the cat makes me bust out laughing every. time. Also, I pray your brother is doing OK. You don’t mess with Brown recluse spiders. Why they exist I don’t know. Have no idea where they fall in the food chain, but I don’t care and they will end up smashed on the bottom of my shoe.

  • @ChrisZ70
    @ChrisZ70 3 года назад +1

    I moved to Texas, and when I heard about these asshole brown recluse spiders I immediately bought an emergency treatment kit for their bites. I haven't had to use it and have never seen a brown recluse, but it makes me feel better having that kit in my drawer.

  • @cindymeS2
    @cindymeS2 3 года назад

    It's midnight but here I am.

  • @maddymud
    @maddymud 3 года назад

    We need a Holiday Holi-Log

  • @chrisnorminton3430
    @chrisnorminton3430 3 года назад

    Saved it late Spade!

  • @sandydelsignore768
    @sandydelsignore768 3 года назад

    Just saw you on an old episode of “Hot in Cleveland” today, and now a monologue too?! It feels like Christmas came early 🥳🥳🥳
    Also, haters - get off of here, no one has time for you - and all of us have a lot of time - but none for you. Honestly I don’t understand what your goal is by spreading hate. And Micheal Tellurian, he is a professional comedian yet he is posting these videos for free, so I believe “Thank you” is what you meant to say.

  • @JessIca-lf1kp
    @JessIca-lf1kp 3 года назад +10

    “I tried it as a write-off “ lmao.

  • @Anna-ls6vk
    @Anna-ls6vk 3 года назад

    🥰

  • @trixielee5064
    @trixielee5064 3 года назад

    Hay! I remember you

  • @outthasky
    @outthasky 3 года назад

    Hey, I was like #753 and I kinda feel like the light blue lava lamp.

  • @itsjuststorm
    @itsjuststorm 3 года назад

    hi david, big fan. quick q... when are u going to host on SNL ??? xoxo, ur favorite. me.

  • @lifesmythtv2608
    @lifesmythtv2608 3 года назад +23

    I think you are milking that kitty gets the milk joke, lol

    • @quantumquagmire
      @quantumquagmire 3 года назад

      I get the impression he's a bit fetishy with the cat milk.