Frankie Boyle's Best Jokes on Mock The Week:Too Hot For TV 3

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @aworldofpureimagination914
    @aworldofpureimagination914 2 года назад +797

    Nobody has ever so consistently been hilarious and got so many rounds of applause when he was there or since he left.

    • @crawford1083
      @crawford1083 2 года назад +28

      So brilliant. So sharp. And became so unfunny and lefty and pathetic!

    • @euancohen
      @euancohen 2 года назад +73

      He was always left you mug

    • @kentuckyfriedcommunist9496
      @kentuckyfriedcommunist9496 2 года назад +6

      @@euancohen I think you misread the comment

    • @barath4545
      @barath4545 2 года назад +8

      @@crawford1083 His monologues in his new show is still the same old Frankie, just ffwd over the rest of the comedians, except for Miles Jupp.

    • @crawford1083
      @crawford1083 2 года назад +1

      @@barath4545 Shall check it. I do like Miles Jupp!

  • @glossy3651
    @glossy3651 2 года назад +633

    I love how Frankie makes all the other comedians feel so uncomfortable, gold.

    • @mattykeel
      @mattykeel Год назад +26

      Russel Howard always loves it 😂

    • @zarrow50
      @zarrow50 Год назад +1

      Yes, the others are all anti Brexit , anti Tory etc

    • @aonghasmacaghobhainn2322
      @aonghasmacaghobhainn2322 Год назад +1

      he literaly doesn't but go off i guess

    • @patrickbyrne5070
      @patrickbyrne5070 Год назад +4

      @@mattykeelHoward’s tiny dk wishes it had the aggravated assault charge worth half a joke Frankie thought up on the shitter

    • @patrickbyrne5070
      @patrickbyrne5070 Год назад

      @@zarrow50Boyle is a straight up socialist. Because he’s a real one. Do you use your ears? Or should I cut them off too u cnt

  • @matthazel5843
    @matthazel5843 Год назад +188

    "It was nice to spend time with my family this year.....And Harry." That aged beautifully

    • @treyowen9213
      @treyowen9213 Месяц назад +1

      Oh hell yes. 🤣😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @garethjenkins6273
    @garethjenkins6273 2 года назад +337

    The funniest comedian ever.
    His descriptions of people he was taking the piss out of were both bitingly funny and accurate.
    He once described Michael Gove as looking like a witch's spell to turn a boy into a snail that had stopped halfway through.

    • @eldub4124
      @eldub4124 2 года назад +1

      nigel farage described as a frog trying to push itself out a scrotum face first 😂

    • @clothilde1623
      @clothilde1623 2 года назад +24

      Yeah his descriptions are so creative, hilarious and weirdly spot on! I remember when he said Boris Johnson “looks like something you keep your pyjamas in”, I laughed so hard I could hardly breathe 😂

    • @garyconyers-davies5781
      @garyconyers-davies5781 Год назад +18

      or Ann Widdicome as, "a homophobic human mud slide".

    • @brownsparlour9813
      @brownsparlour9813 Год назад

      😂😂

    • @BeneathTheGold
      @BeneathTheGold Год назад

      Definitely! My favourite comedian by far. I’m scottish so I’m maybe a wee bit bias.
      I liked the one were he said the queen was so old her p€$sy was haunted.😂 I mean wtf?🤷😂

  • @GK-il3fn
    @GK-il3fn Год назад +56

    ‘Stay away from my daughter - she gave me crabs’ had me in stitches

  • @Brooface
    @Brooface Год назад +40

    “It’s not going to be a struggle pushing it out at 67 though, is it? That baby’s going to have spent the last three months bungee jumping.” Gold

  • @oludotunjohnshowemimo434
    @oludotunjohnshowemimo434 9 месяцев назад +5

    Shows how well Frankie prepared his jokes beforehand. I watched Mock The Week because of Frankie as his jokes were so funny, it got the other comedians laughing hysterically and will be hard to follow up on.

  • @hairblairbunch
    @hairblairbunch 2 года назад +105

    I agree with everyone who says they miss Frankie on Mock the Week. It was one of my favourite shows in the 2000s when he was on it and this was mostly due to him. It's weird to imagine though, that the difference in time between now and 2005-2009 (when he was on the show) is like it being the summer of 2002 and us looking back to a show that was on in the late 1980s.

    • @barath4545
      @barath4545 2 года назад +7

      Yeah but humor (bar the politicians in charge etc) is often timeless.
      Some of the best humor for me is still Yes Minister and YPM from 1980-1986 - Bloody brilliant humor!
      And IDK if you can remember that, but my late 1990s was Bottom, Young Ones, Red Dwarf, Blackadder (last 2 seasons) and later Coupling - God damn so much good stuff!

    • @fingersTitan
      @fingersTitan 11 месяцев назад

      @@barath4545 That newspaper sketch still holds up from Yes Minister. Genius.

  • @Mike_5
    @Mike_5 3 года назад +281

    Frankie Boyle's laugh is the best bit sort of sinister and disturbing at the same time

  • @jesmarina
    @jesmarina 2 года назад +50

    He is just so sharp..........and he just doesn't care what people think. I love it.

    • @jacksonbow2766
      @jacksonbow2766 2 года назад +6

      Him going back to the BBC has made him care, he has gone woke so not as funny now.

    • @jacksonbow2766
      @jacksonbow2766 Год назад +2

      @@Emissary_of_Revolution Excellent👍🤣

    • @jacksonbow2766
      @jacksonbow2766 Год назад +1

      @@Emissary_of_Revolution Good. I do not want to catch the wokey virus. Take care buddy.

    • @jimmynich4791
      @jimmynich4791 Год назад +2

      ​@@jacksonbow2766 I just went to one of his shows, he was brutal but I don't think it was recorded.

    • @paulharris2331
      @paulharris2331 7 месяцев назад +1

      @jacksonbow2766
      I can guarantee you have no idea what that means. I don't like cancel culture and all that shit but I've yet to meet someone who calls something or someone woke and can actually give it a definition beyond something they just don't like.

  • @debatabletruths6687
    @debatabletruths6687 3 года назад +432

    Frankie could carry this show all by himself.

    • @althalus3267
      @althalus3267 2 года назад +37

      frankie WAS the show IMO.

    • @garethjenkins6273
      @garethjenkins6273 2 года назад +20

      Could and did carry the show. The show was garbage after he left.

    • @barath4545
      @barath4545 2 года назад +17

      @@garethjenkins6273 Naah, it was just more polite, but Ed Byrne and Dara's ping pong, Russell growing into a pretty funny guy and Milton Jones were pretty funny.
      But yeah it lost it's superedge when he left. It's kinda like Metallica before and after 1986, still good but not great.

    • @juki6377
      @juki6377 Год назад +6

      yeah but frankie's show all by himself is so painful to watch, s'pose it isnt comedy while this is

    • @KegOfMeat
      @KegOfMeat 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@barath4545Ed Byrne and Russell Howard are the definition of unfunny.

  • @mitchellrayner2110
    @mitchellrayner2110 3 года назад +171

    The Queens medical issues is iconic, Russell’s reaction is top tier

    • @jamesmacrae5748
      @jamesmacrae5748 2 года назад +5

      Indeed, that one very nearly made me piss and shit myself i lol'ed so hard!

    • @yvettefiddes2502
      @yvettefiddes2502 2 года назад +3

      My favourite too, it's Russell that's makes it 10 times funnier!!🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @barath4545
      @barath4545 2 года назад +4

      Yeah the original cut is longer and the sheer reaction from the others is GOLD.
      Like Hugh just stands there and smiles and just gives UP following THAT :)
      And Russell is just in tears :)

  • @ListerLanius
    @ListerLanius 3 года назад +44

    I keep coming back to watch these same videos every few days and I don't think I will be stopping anytime soon either 😅

  • @Leafsgobrrrrr
    @Leafsgobrrrrr 3 года назад +188

    That princess Anne joke is amazing once I realized she was a really good equestrian

    • @vangroover1903
      @vangroover1903 Год назад +2

      But almost pathetically amateur if you already knew that.

  • @katleinzimmerman8783
    @katleinzimmerman8783 2 месяца назад +5

    “find a woman. leave the pastries alone.” absolutely sent me 😂

  • @monkchips
    @monkchips 11 месяцев назад +6

    I honestly think that every time I listen to Frankie I belly laugh. Nobody makes me laugh like him. 😂😂😂

  • @temphold1
    @temphold1 2 года назад +24

    I like the way the other comedians just watch and think "wish I was that daring, creative and funny"

  • @samwarrender7171
    @samwarrender7171 2 года назад +25

    I love the fact that he doesn’t care what people think of him

  • @77Walsh
    @77Walsh 3 года назад +794

    i soo miss frankie on Mock the week, it's no where near as good without him

    • @wavell14
      @wavell14 2 года назад +61

      he's about as funny as cancer nowadays

    • @maddi5109
      @maddi5109 2 года назад +4

      He’ll have had more laughs than corona ever could have still

    • @althalus3267
      @althalus3267 2 года назад

      @@wavell14 I've got arse cancer but I still find him funnier. Stop commenting on things you know fuck all about.

    • @sma7530
      @sma7530 2 года назад +4

      I've been abroad for ten years, has he tamed his stuff down now ?

    • @kawaiilotus
      @kawaiilotus 2 года назад +9

      Thank fuck he's been replaced by a new pasteurised skim milk version then.

  • @geraldinerice5371
    @geraldinerice5371 3 года назад +101

    He hits the nail on the head every time. The others dont try because they know they dont got it.

  • @mchandsome1
    @mchandsome1 Год назад +10

    Frankie never failed to make me laugh so hard.

  • @lindseymckirdy1830
    @lindseymckirdy1830 2 года назад +38

    He’s brilliant live no holds barred

  • @corey1846
    @corey1846 2 года назад +39

    "Garry Glitter's submarine" XD

  • @Michael-rr8ez
    @Michael-rr8ez 3 года назад +60

    It's a boy, & he's been swimming 😂😂

  • @johnpunchard8161
    @johnpunchard8161 5 месяцев назад +6

    I watched this program from BBC America. It was funny as hell. I was stationed in Europe for four years.

  • @espenbaklid3178
    @espenbaklid3178 3 года назад +282

    4:07 "He's safe for as long as his boat can outrun Gary Glitter's submarine"
    I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS JOKE FOR YEARS, FINALLY FOUND IT! THANKS!

    • @bitzibaerlie
      @bitzibaerlie 2 года назад +15

      I have watched a bunch of Frankie Boyle Mock The Week compilations over the years, but this one actually has some jokes I did not know yet.

  • @JackMcLeodJr
    @JackMcLeodJr 2 года назад +5

    Frankie you were magnificent ya bahstad! Kept the lights on over at that show just by yourself.

  • @craig1538
    @craig1538 2 года назад +10

    "Mashed potatoes?" "No, they're fried!" Classic.

  • @dpa7175
    @dpa7175 2 года назад +21

    I haven't watched this show since Frankie left. Love to see ratings now compared to when he was on it!!

  • @MegaDeansy
    @MegaDeansy Год назад +3

    'That baby's gonna spend the last 3 months bungee-jumping !' - and that was my screen splashed with a mouthful of single malt whisky !

  • @liquidsnail7305
    @liquidsnail7305 3 года назад +100

    2:00
    The flow of that joke was too smooth. Shame it didn't get more laughs

    • @ThiefOfNavarre
      @ThiefOfNavarre 3 года назад +7

      ikr, rehearsed but brilliantly delivered

    • @napoleonbonerfarte6739
      @napoleonbonerfarte6739 3 года назад +10

      Of course rehearsed, but I don't think the other comics know what he's going to say. Improv is basically chance but when it hits it's easily twice as funny.

  • @Dave-hk4rd
    @Dave-hk4rd 2 года назад +10

    Love the bluntness of his comedy 🤣 pushing the barriers what a guy respect I fucking think he's brilliant 👏 👌 😀 👍

  • @tumshiewhacker4498
    @tumshiewhacker4498 2 года назад +29

    Frankie Boyle ......stone cold killer comedian

  • @comicstripgamer1591
    @comicstripgamer1591 2 года назад +24

    As much as I love Frankie Boyle. On this show he was the Lee Hurst of 'They Think Its All Over', he dominated it so much others had to wait their turn too much

  • @JpUK1
    @JpUK1 2 месяца назад +3

    Frankie is ruthless man 😂

  • @cjscrubs
    @cjscrubs 3 года назад +75

    "Pornography in my case Dara!" LMFAO

  • @Musika1321
    @Musika1321 2 года назад +14

    Frankie carried this show.

  • @stevielambert8262
    @stevielambert8262 3 года назад +134

    I love how uncomfortable some of the others look at Frankies comments.

    • @bitzibaerlie
      @bitzibaerlie 2 года назад +10

      Dara has the best reactions, in my opinion. I love when he is physically flinching. Shame this video cut out his reaction to Frankie's cigar cutter line.

    • @garethbain9125
      @garethbain9125 2 года назад +6

      Shappi looked terrified...

    • @vangroover1903
      @vangroover1903 Год назад +1

      @@garethbain9125 I always thought she looked Bored and Disgusted.

  • @brendanoneill6267
    @brendanoneill6267 2 года назад +22

    Franky is the G.O.A.T!

  • @tramlad2
    @tramlad2 2 года назад +17

    When Frankie ruled the world, he seems a bit mellow and angry now rather than outragious and dangerous, he is too good for telly

  • @TimesFM4532
    @TimesFM4532 2 года назад +14

    he sounds genuinely outraged about them pastries😂

  • @barkebaat
    @barkebaat 2 года назад +15

    5:20 - Shappi Khorsandi's looking right miserable during these clips...

  • @scsutton1
    @scsutton1 3 года назад +29

    That double booking/Simply Red joke is genius.

  • @JayG666
    @JayG666 10 месяцев назад +10

    Don't forget F. Boyle was a school teacher . . .

  • @somegirl558
    @somegirl558 Год назад +7

    "This dish is not saulty enough.
    So I am going to fuck it."
    RIP my normal common mind that was destroyed by Frankie's humour forever.
    14:09 🤣

  • @BigboyRoy100
    @BigboyRoy100 3 года назад +58

    Had this pop-up on the homepage recommendations, big Frankie fan back when he was in his prime years, channel name killed me laughing LOL

  • @paulburchell1762
    @paulburchell1762 Год назад +7

    He's just fucking hilarious

  • @leewylie1832
    @leewylie1832 2 года назад +218

    There's no way this kind of TV would ever get past the censors nowadays. Frankie was on another level on this show.

    • @bamleith3095
      @bamleith3095 2 года назад +52

      It never did that's why it's called too hot for tv

    • @kitano47
      @kitano47 2 года назад

      Mongo

    • @SkarrGaming
      @SkarrGaming 2 года назад

      @@bamleith3095 Except it was on TV at one point. I'm pretty sure they were getting quite a lot of complaints so they couldn't let him carry on the way he was so he ended up leaving. The joke about the Queen's haunted pussy even made it on to the news they were making that big a deal of it.

    • @barath4545
      @barath4545 2 года назад

      @@bamleith3095 I would worship a statue of the guys that kept this footage around though!

  • @rickpritchard9520
    @rickpritchard9520 Год назад +34

    You can tell alot of the other comedians hated him bascially for being funnier than them.

    • @passingcars2022
      @passingcars2022 Год назад

      Probably deliberate. But I like how your name the other way round is "prick dick" 😅

    • @LaneyStudios5
      @LaneyStudios5 Год назад +11

      Frankie is very funny and was my favourite from the show, his career as a writer before taking up stand up helped him, he was a very dominating presence on the show though, I think it is an unwritten rule that you should give the others panelists time to do their own joke and Frankie would steal the limelight a lot

  • @alexevansuk
    @alexevansuk Год назад +9

    Dara is slowly handling the PTSD

  • @Bittertruthofall
    @Bittertruthofall 2 месяца назад +3

    "How much money will the BBC have to pay Tom Cruise if I made the joke I'd like to make about him and John Travolta?"

  • @Darkstar263
    @Darkstar263 Год назад +4

    "This dish requires a little extra salt...so I'm going to fuck it." 😂

  • @kezzaman
    @kezzaman 3 года назад +176

    keep the laughs and reactions in

    • @OneLifeTime.x
      @OneLifeTime.x 3 года назад +6

      You noticed the Up In Arms.....direct eye contact to Russel Howard....
      And the Salute back to Frankie.
      Its really a strange world. Mm

  • @ThiefOfNavarre
    @ThiefOfNavarre 3 года назад +187

    Seeing Gina crack up despite the fact that she knows the script shows you just how funny he is

    • @briarios666
      @briarios666 2 года назад +57

      Thing is Frankie got away from going off script alot before he got sacked

    • @c0222
      @c0222 2 года назад +47

      @@briarios666 I don't think he was sacked, he just stopped going cause they never let him talk about stuff he wanted to.

    • @barath4545
      @barath4545 2 года назад +8

      @@c0222 Yeah he 100% left on his own decision.

  • @alexogierman4873
    @alexogierman4873 2 года назад +8

    He is brilliant and a gent.

  • @michaelharrison3602
    @michaelharrison3602 Год назад +8

    What East London really needs is a world class dressage centre

  • @Darkstar263
    @Darkstar263 Год назад +6

    "It's like Sex Tetris fitting into a cell these days" 😂

  • @mitchellfagan7701
    @mitchellfagan7701 2 года назад +10

    This man is a legend 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @craigevans2445
    @craigevans2445 2 года назад +22

    Some people don't like him.... basically they can't handle his level of joke and wit....he always hits his target's as soon as he opens his mouth...I personally find him hilarious...🙌🔥

    • @ginge641
      @ginge641 2 года назад +12

      Yes, the only reason someone could not like Frankie is because he's just too funny for them.

    • @vangroover1903
      @vangroover1903 Год назад +3

      Some people don't like him beause his jokes are so lowbrow, obvious, and simple outrage bait. His hardcore fans are mostly lower and lesser males: simple, slow, and angry. I like him, but I like him more when he tells jokes, not just says outrageous crap, even though his little smile when he does is adorable.

    • @vangroover1903
      @vangroover1903 Год назад +2

      @@ginge641 Well said. His hardcore fans are mostly simple, slow, and angry

    • @laserpanda94
      @laserpanda94 10 месяцев назад

      I tried handling his level of joke and wit but couldn't handle it. It was too jokey and witty to handle. He just opened his mouth, hit his target and I completely lost my grip on his joke and wit. Basically it was beyond handleability. It's the only reason I don't like him.

  • @lorrainejohnson3895
    @lorrainejohnson3895 Год назад +6

    He's my guilty pleasure 🥰

  • @lordnihilus4845
    @lordnihilus4845 2 года назад +13

    0:46 that little laugh

  • @dylanfrazer4429
    @dylanfrazer4429 2 года назад +20

    U know hes hilarious when the audience start laughing while he's walking to the microphone. They know to expect something funny

  • @thezanzibarbarian5729
    @thezanzibarbarian5729 Год назад +5

    _"I am now so old, that my pu55y is now haunted."_
    Probably the funniest line ever heard on any TV show ;-))...

  • @pupface
    @pupface Месяц назад

    I love how this compilation makes it look like nobody else ever says anything

  • @EvilRobotSteve
    @EvilRobotSteve 5 месяцев назад +1

    I caught one of his stand up gigs a while back. He genuinely enjoys making the crowd groan or gasp in shock way more than he enjoys making them laugh. I was alternating between both pretty much the whole way through the show. Very quick-witted man.

  • @charliecroker6445
    @charliecroker6445 3 года назад +22

    There is only one Frankie Boyle , the only one who is satcrical

  • @graemesmith2742
    @graemesmith2742 2 года назад +6

    You have to love Frankie, just to[ shelf humour all the way

  • @martinfolan1612
    @martinfolan1612 Год назад +2

    frankie boyle is a brilliant comedian

  • @zapkvr
    @zapkvr 2 года назад +7

    He was right about Barry Gibb

  • @AboutMMA_
    @AboutMMA_ 3 года назад +29

    12:11 has a whole new layer to it now

    • @DeanMoxley87
      @DeanMoxley87 3 года назад +4

      We’ve always know Harry was James Hewitts son. Google it

    • @LuminalSpoon
      @LuminalSpoon 3 года назад +4

      I mean it wasn't a shock let's be honest

  • @jamesw6rmjmillington50
    @jamesw6rmjmillington50 3 года назад +31

    Didn’t want that to end

  • @markmonaghan2309
    @markmonaghan2309 11 месяцев назад +1

    Thank you I needed that

  • @johnl6176
    @johnl6176 9 дней назад

    As an Australian, I resent Frankie's description of us as "3 million happy-go-lucky f**kwits"; there's was more of us than that.

  • @SimonHill-gz8fq
    @SimonHill-gz8fq 6 месяцев назад +1

    5:20 Frankie is so direct with his jokes it's laugh out loud every time 🤣

  • @daves6394
    @daves6394 2 года назад +10

    with the greatest irony. just after frankie complains about too much betting the video gets interrupted by an advert ..for a gambling company

  • @Ben-ko5hz
    @Ben-ko5hz 10 месяцев назад +1

    He's just tuned in 😂😂😂😂

  • @thisravenhasflown010
    @thisravenhasflown010 8 дней назад

    Definitely needed this today😂😂 especially the 17:04 slash fiction😂 for the last 3 months😂 20:03 bungee jumping😂

  • @boobsthechemist2067
    @boobsthechemist2067 2 года назад +3

    He’s absolutely fuckin hilarious 😂👍

  • @pauledwards8275
    @pauledwards8275 2 года назад +3

    Di ,I'm still here for you.

  • @lukethefluke7
    @lukethefluke7 2 года назад +35

    12:20 kills me everytime.

  • @ShortMan_123
    @ShortMan_123 2 года назад +18

    Interestingly, my driving instructor did actually joke about me running over his ex wife once.

    • @aaronroe4127
      @aaronroe4127 Год назад +2

      Definitely passed but should of failed 😂

  • @pongysocks
    @pongysocks Месяц назад

    Bring this back!

  • @thesamplemotion
    @thesamplemotion 2 года назад +5

    "bio-terrorists' annual disco"
    fucking perfect

  • @Slayer_of_Bacon
    @Slayer_of_Bacon Месяц назад

    Frankie Boyle is the man.

  • @roypiltdown5083
    @roypiltdown5083 2 месяца назад

    totally agree, i miss Frankie, too, but Milton did get a huge laugh during "unlikely things to hear at this year's Royal Command Performance" when he said, "hello, i'm Frankie Boyle"
    (because of the whole getting-fired-over-the-queen's-bits-joke thing...)

  • @williammcguire6316
    @williammcguire6316 2 года назад +3

    So miss Frankie brilliant

  • @leighhodson5812
    @leighhodson5812 7 месяцев назад +2

    It’s the pufffs ! He would send this generation into melt down !

  • @vollsticks
    @vollsticks 3 дня назад

    Gina Yashere constantly in stitches is hilarious

  • @krisirk
    @krisirk 11 месяцев назад +2

    Dude jokes like a desk of cards against humanity

  • @jasondonnelly6058
    @jasondonnelly6058 2 месяца назад

    Brilliant frankie 👏 he needs to be a new presenter for the one show 😂 this show was never the same since he left ❤❤❤

  • @JK_Clark
    @JK_Clark 2 года назад +21

    Frankie was Mock the Week, just as 8OO10C was Sean Lock.

  • @2403zachariah
    @2403zachariah Год назад +2

    Been looking for his barista joke in his monologue. Saw it on tv and cant find it

  • @scottchegg1209
    @scottchegg1209 2 года назад +1

    Outstanding. A grumpy young man. I love the apathy.

  • @EricBay-im5th
    @EricBay-im5th 16 дней назад

    the funnier parts of Frankie is watching Dara looking at camera waiting for a "cut " notice from the director/censor.

  • @MrWalbudri
    @MrWalbudri 2 года назад +3

    Top class frankie

  • @MorbidLyre
    @MorbidLyre 8 месяцев назад

    Never misses.

  • @TheCleanasyougo
    @TheCleanasyougo 5 месяцев назад +2

    The nigella Lawson joke

  • @historyben7122
    @historyben7122 3 года назад +8

    Fantastic, thanks for uploading

  • @mrsenstitz
    @mrsenstitz 2 года назад +1

    FRANKIE, baby, I love you.

  • @ElFimpo
    @ElFimpo 2 года назад +4

    Proper funny offensive jokes.