Anthony Jeselnik Roasts Pete

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  • Опубликовано: 5 ноя 2013
  • It's getting hot in here. Watch "The Pete Holmes Show" weeknights at midnight, after Conan on TBS.
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  • @patrick8681
    @patrick8681 2 года назад +351

    "CEO of a pumpkin patch" is the most oddly accurate thing that could've possibly been said about Pete's outfit

    • @michaelproch8801
      @michaelproch8801 Год назад +6

      He looks like Willy Wonka's accountant

    • @mdivito11
      @mdivito11 Год назад +2

      That was such an incredible burn 🔥

    • @prsee5969
      @prsee5969 Год назад +3

      And he said it so quick like wtf lol

    • @Rafattak
      @Rafattak 11 месяцев назад

      And you look like a sociopath when you spoil punchlines

    • @shawnperez6880
      @shawnperez6880 8 месяцев назад +1

      Nailed it

  • @TheRonster9319
    @TheRonster9319 9 лет назад +2996

    These guys should co-host a show together because they have such opposing personalities that it would be magic

  • @JonahLoeb
    @JonahLoeb 10 лет назад +982

    Jeselnik's smile when he says "Thanks for having me. This is fun!" is what makes me like him as a performer. You can tell he's just having a fucking good time.

    • @timothyj3171
      @timothyj3171 5 лет назад +18

      You have the face of a beta male

    • @cobraimploder
      @cobraimploder 4 года назад +20

      @@timothyj3171 What?

    • @rfc490
      @rfc490 4 года назад

      Does it ? Thanks for sharing.....

    • @nicolaspace1182
      @nicolaspace1182 4 года назад +4

      @@timothyj3171 are you going to ask him out? Kind of weird comment to make.

    • @marcies1297
      @marcies1297 3 года назад

      @@timothyj3171 haha its true. he does.

  • @Raynayk
    @Raynayk 8 лет назад +1877

    pete holmes laughed on set...and cried backstage...

    • @PooFlinger420
      @PooFlinger420 5 лет назад +20

      He gonna cry in the car

    • @moxy187
      @moxy187 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @r.minnis9722
      @r.minnis9722 4 года назад

      lol

    • @nolanharris4111
      @nolanharris4111 4 года назад +5

      "DON"T BRING HIM BACK HERE, YOU HEAR ME!!!"

    • @arthurcurry2003
      @arthurcurry2003 4 года назад +6

      You don’t know Holmes at all. He’s awesome and his HBO special is great.

  • @dimagabriel4699
    @dimagabriel4699 6 лет назад +733

    "But I'm not some drug addict who needs drugs. I have drugs."

    • @misanthropic985
      @misanthropic985 4 года назад +2

      Dima Gabriel that one hit home for ya, huh?

    • @LtUnreal
      @LtUnreal 3 года назад +1

      lmao I'll hit myself ez

    • @kh2freek
      @kh2freek 3 года назад +8

      @@misanthropic985 No they thought it was clever and funny, what's your prob- oh, I see your username :)

    • @MakeSomeNoiseAgencyPlaylists
      @MakeSomeNoiseAgencyPlaylists 2 года назад +1

      like we do √
      ruclips.net/video/np_ylvc8Zj/видео.html

    • @ogmiki666
      @ogmiki666 2 года назад

      timing on that one, goddamn

  • @somersetcace1
    @somersetcace1 4 года назад +221

    Jeselnik is that guy in high school that used to pick on everyone and get away with it, because he was legitimately funny. He's taken it to an unprecedented professional level that even Rickles would have appreciated. His humor is not for everyone, but if you like that kind of humor, he's at the top of the list.

  • @Guyonnn
    @Guyonnn Год назад +20

    That pumpkin patch line is still one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard!!

  • @guillermogustavozumaranbaz6496
    @guillermogustavozumaranbaz6496 4 года назад +742

    Dude the host's laugh sounds like phoenix's joker

  • @incredelman11
    @incredelman11 9 лет назад +202

    This guy is quick as hell!

    • @stoic.3354
      @stoic.3354 3 года назад +2

      @Goggle products Google some self help products man they are not that bad, look the host on conan you'll see that he is just like that a really jolly person .

  • @chrishuppe2734
    @chrishuppe2734 3 года назад +622

    Pete: laughs excessively at everything
    Jimmy fallon: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN

    • @TylerBoone
      @TylerBoone 3 года назад

      lol exactly

    • @joshuavoss1387
      @joshuavoss1387 3 года назад +26

      Fuck Fallon. Him and kimmel are two of the most fake people I have ever seen. They are not funny, they are not talented, and it baffles me why people watch them. My kid has a heart defect the drs called “incompatible with life” (TGA) and when kimmel used his kids heart defect to push his political agenda that really pissed me off. His speech was dishonest. Conan is far funnier and will poke fun of himself without having to put other people down for laughs and he appears to have genuine empathy for people when visiting other countries. Letterman is a better interviewer. If you want a funny host, go watch 8 out of 10 cats does countdown with Jimmy Carr.

    • @TheVeregat
      @TheVeregat 3 года назад +29

      At least for the most part Pete is genuine in his laughter. I mean everything he laughed his ass off at I did too.

    • @shamus8687
      @shamus8687 3 года назад +1

      @@joshuavoss1387 Nice rant about talk show hosts without mentioning Craig Ferguson noob. You nailed the other part though, I can't stand Fallon but I'd rather listen to an hour of him than 10 mins of Kimmel.

    • @lukeoakley6467
      @lukeoakley6467 2 года назад

      Yeah but Anthony is hilarious

  • @TheFARTYMCFARTSAUCE
    @TheFARTYMCFARTSAUCE 10 лет назад +700

    That last joke, "so what are you gonna do next after this is over?", stings a lot more now that the show didn't get picked up for season 2. :(

    • @TheDirtymikenation
      @TheDirtymikenation 6 лет назад +25

      Lol only 1 season why am I not surprised,

    • @gabelogan56
      @gabelogan56 6 лет назад +35

      all the very best shows are just 1 or 2.5 seasons max. We should consider ourselves lucky for having seen.
      Also Crashing is a better show in every way. Go Pete.

    • @Flamo353
      @Flamo353 5 лет назад +27

      petes laugh is so obnoxiously bad, seems like nervous laughter, but its just so out of control and kinda cringe as a result of that. And as a host, his questions, comments, vocal tone and composure are all terrible. The guy is just too immature

    • @AMpufnstuf
      @AMpufnstuf 5 лет назад +3

      @@gabelogan56 crashing is both a bad show and got 3 or 4 seasons now, so your own logic sucks

    • @Neocasturn
      @Neocasturn 5 лет назад +9

      Pet Holmes is horrible so

  • @blakepotter7937
    @blakepotter7937 3 года назад +31

    Seeing Anthony do Anthony but laughing so happily is such a great and very rare set to witness. Great upload. Thank you!

  • @kippykipps
    @kippykipps 6 лет назад +45

    "CEO of a pumkin patch." lmao, that's one of the funniest things I've ever hear.

  • @popeye697
    @popeye697 10 лет назад +170

    at 0.23, Pete totally looked like John Ritter when he says "This is what he does"

  • @peteholmes
    @peteholmes  10 лет назад +441

    Pete tries to get Anthony Jeselnik to show his softer side in our latest clip... it may or may not end in tears.

    • @mybrainsondrums
      @mybrainsondrums 10 лет назад +19

      literally my 2 favorite, and all too underrated, comedians ever! period. if you both dont keep your shows im boycotting life cause theres too much funny to ignore

    • @THEJIGGADREWSHOW
      @THEJIGGADREWSHOW 10 лет назад +14

      Pete Holmes why isn't Pete typing on Pete's account?
      Who are you and what have you done with Pete?

    • @SoundbombSoldier
      @SoundbombSoldier 8 лет назад

      Pete Holmes chemistry is mind blowing

    • @_A_D_
      @_A_D_ 6 лет назад +1

      Is it true that Anthony Jeselnik does liposuction?

    • @marksc1929
      @marksc1929 6 лет назад

      Pete Holmes ....nice ....Jez is savage ....

  • @brigadierburnsauce
    @brigadierburnsauce 10 лет назад +512

    I laughed heartily at CEO of a pumpkin patch

  • @civoreb
    @civoreb 10 лет назад +189

    Its never a bad show when Jeselnik is on.

    • @sclawatts5333
      @sclawatts5333 3 года назад

      look up PATRICE ONEAL bitching anthony jezzlenik

    • @blueballs723
      @blueballs723 3 года назад

      @@sclawatts5333 o

    • @DeepfriedBaby
      @DeepfriedBaby 2 года назад

      Pete really put that to the test.

  • @IrvSauce
    @IrvSauce 3 года назад +20

    I wish there was a podcast where it was just these two hanging out.

  • @KingKass2929
    @KingKass2929 Год назад +23

    Pete does a good job of playing the disarming weenie, but in RL he’s a sharp, shrewd dude. Absolutely lethal speed of intellect on that dude. So much respect.

  • @towedarray7217
    @towedarray7217 3 года назад +7

    Never seen someone take a ripping like that so hilariously.... and take it so awesomely to the point that he looks as good as the mean delivery method or better. Very nice back and forth.

  • @WellInvestedLuv
    @WellInvestedLuv 10 лет назад +75

    Jeselnik is the shit! One of the best comedians out there. Love his dark comedy.

  • @vthyaga
    @vthyaga 3 года назад +11

    "You're dressed like you're the CEO of a pumpkin patch" might be the most perfect and appropriate to the situation insult of all time. What an absolute genius.

  • @calebdesjardins616
    @calebdesjardins616 4 года назад +20

    I love these two together. They’re the perfect opposites to compliment each other.

    • @pennydesouza
      @pennydesouza 3 года назад +2

      I'd say these are closer to insults than compliments.

  • @topher1004
    @topher1004 10 лет назад +58

    Pete looks like John Ritter and Gary Shandling had a child that laughs too much and covers his face every chance he gets. Love the show

  • @shenkeey
    @shenkeey 7 лет назад +19

    3:33 That's the exact sound mario makes in Mario 64 when he does that weird humpjump thing-y

  • @LadyMoontruck
    @LadyMoontruck 10 лет назад +160

    CEO of a pumpkin patch lol

  • @grandmoffpuppeteer22
    @grandmoffpuppeteer22 10 лет назад +89

    CEO of a pumpkin patch -- wow. that's gold

  • @chrismorris6982
    @chrismorris6982 3 года назад +34

    “Do you have an example of one time I’ve been nice to you?” I am using this line on my coworkers from now on! 😆

  • @christianperez7846
    @christianperez7846 4 года назад +5

    2:44 Getting Jeselnick to laugh as a comedian must be really fun. He has that persona he's so comfortable with wearing. To break that must be cool.

  • @TheNeonParadox
    @TheNeonParadox 4 года назад +7

    I wish I'd watched this show more when it was on. His interviews and bits were so excellent.

    • @mellowchefsonny
      @mellowchefsonny 4 года назад +2

      He's got a pretty good podcast. It's called You Made it Weird.

  • @fevershorty
    @fevershorty 8 лет назад +12

    not even halfway thru and im dying lmao. jeselnik is some kind of comedic genius

  • @MontTheBeatMaker
    @MontTheBeatMaker 10 лет назад +11

    Not a better comedian at joke timing than Jeselnik ha fucking love that dude

  • @Vechking
    @Vechking 4 года назад +8

    That laugh at 1:38 when he was told he was the "CEO of a pumpkin patch". So joker it's great

  • @jeremesmith9266
    @jeremesmith9266 6 лет назад +3

    I love Jeselnik.
    He needs to come out with more material

  • @Mozes316
    @Mozes316 3 года назад +10

    See, when Pete Holmes laughs hysterically at his guests, it seems genuine... Unlike JF, who seems to be buying time to either let the awkwardness pass or to think of something clever to say.

    • @Mozes316
      @Mozes316 3 года назад

      @Robert Lee, Countertenor Christ, my guy... Tell us how you really feel! But seriously, how bad did dude suck on SNL?! I couldn't even slightly understand his success.

  • @ezpk-
    @ezpk- 5 лет назад +3

    I love this clip, lol, keep coming back to it.

  • @jayess8714
    @jayess8714 Год назад +3

    "Where are you performing, the Bayou?"
    Solid Petey riff right there 😂

  • @Vohlfied
    @Vohlfied 4 года назад +5

    I've never seen Pete outside of skits before this. They're both very intelligent people.

    • @chrisblack7226
      @chrisblack7226 2 года назад

      He thinks Tony Jeselnik is the devil! The devil is so cool!
      The devil wears a fucking awesomectacular men's black leather biker jacket! It's something a Vulture Lord fan like me would wear! Yea!
      The color of his leather jacket matches his black sense of humor! Love it!

  • @ibeondagrind
    @ibeondagrind 10 лет назад +6

    Anthony Jeselnik & Pete Holmes. My two favorite comedians together? YESSSSS!

  • @Project88TTM
    @Project88TTM 2 года назад +4

    The pumpkin patch line is one of the best burns ever!!! Perfection!! 😂

  • @CloneAWillykit
    @CloneAWillykit 3 года назад +1

    Wow seven years later we are just seeing this and loving the Clone-A-Willy reference 😂

  • @MichaelRyanLyrics
    @MichaelRyanLyrics 3 года назад +1

    i love his laugh... its so genuine...

  • @KurgerBingShfiftyFive
    @KurgerBingShfiftyFive 3 года назад +4

    I love how good of a sport Holmes is 😂

  • @playerswhelm
    @playerswhelm 4 года назад +1

    It was just so flattering

  • @SoundbombSoldier
    @SoundbombSoldier 8 лет назад +4

    They need to do more stuff.

  • @nadeeshparmar4143
    @nadeeshparmar4143 4 года назад +4

    01:44 the laugh of Arthur Fleck

  • @TheeMcDonger
    @TheeMcDonger 9 лет назад +21

    pete looks like john ritter

  • @djhart25
    @djhart25 6 лет назад +2

    CEO of a pumpkin patch is one of the funniest, weirdly on point insults I've ever heard

  • @rsaldivar8
    @rsaldivar8 6 лет назад +11

    2:49 very rare to see Anthony break lmao

    • @DamoresFl
      @DamoresFl 4 года назад +1

      He only does that when someone he is speaking with says something so stupid that he doesnt feel the need to keep the alpha stage persona on in order to keep everyones attention and to keep the conversation sharp. Comedy after all is the art of keeping an audience's attention. And with Pete's totally off paced "you are like the devil challening people to fiddle competitions" comment like wtf

    • @jamponyexpress7956
      @jamponyexpress7956 4 года назад

      @@DamoresFl I felt Pete was trying to say that Jeselnik's instructions to his fans ( to give him something, without specifying what it was they could give) was like inviting them to offer things like sex, drugs, etc. Which is why Pete is expressing with his conception of Jeselnik's actions as demonish. Whether true or not, Pete genuinely found the concept funny.

  • @Saybleu
    @Saybleu 4 года назад +16

    Anthony is an absolute comic genius.

  • @Klaw808
    @Klaw808 4 года назад +12

    Pete Holmes laughs like Joaquin Phoenix in Joker 🤡😂😂😂

  • @hannahcouture3514
    @hannahcouture3514 8 лет назад +35

    You're dressed like you're the CEO of a pumpkin patch lmfao

  • @shitpostheavy
    @shitpostheavy 10 лет назад +3

    Id love to see your show on TV, but in Canada, I don't have access to TBS. Hopefully watching your clips here on RUclips will help your show in some sort.

  • @John-uh5et
    @John-uh5et 4 года назад +7

    A housecat is a guest on a show hosted by a golden retreiver.

  • @fullduck97
    @fullduck97 3 года назад +5

    Peter Holmes was sounding more like the joker everytime he laughed

  • @PooFlinger420
    @PooFlinger420 5 лет назад +1

    AJ is currently my absolute favorite comic!

  • @imhellag
    @imhellag 9 лет назад +360

    I'm pretty sure Pete plays his awkward stance for the sake of the interview but... the way Anthony seems all alpha and shit just makes Pete look like a weird youtuber.
    Edit: Jeselnik wrote for Jimmy Fallon. Then he quit. Chops man.

    • @imhellag
      @imhellag 8 лет назад

      ***** what exactly is your point..?

    • @LastbutNotFirst
      @LastbutNotFirst 8 лет назад +33

      +imhellag soo thats why fallon was funny as fuck early on.. then all fallons jokes started to suck. hah

    • @cantool
      @cantool 6 лет назад

      imhellag maybe to an idiot

    • @Anax100
      @Anax100 5 лет назад +7

      I love Jeselnik but they didn't uswe any of his material. Which is a shame.

    • @mr.manes88
      @mr.manes88 3 года назад

      it's weird seeing Jeselnik act like an alpha after seeing him get called a "fucking nothing" by patrice oneal

  • @joserabn7156
    @joserabn7156 4 года назад

    I miss this show so much!!

  • @rjsquire276
    @rjsquire276 3 года назад +3

    CEO of a pumpkin patch might be the funniest off the cuff insult of all time

  • @jonathanwiggins5366
    @jonathanwiggins5366 3 года назад +2

    Anthony really nailed it with that last one.

  • @jasonlitherland4270
    @jasonlitherland4270 7 лет назад

    These two are a perfect combo

  • @Tsudkyk
    @Tsudkyk 2 года назад +2

    Pete and Anthony would make an amazing good cop- bad cop combo for a police interrogation.

  • @darrenwells3642
    @darrenwells3642 5 лет назад +2

    “CEO of a pumpkin patch” holy FUCK thats hilarious 😂

  • @PiercedPixie
    @PiercedPixie Год назад

    Anthony is one of my top comedians. Dark humor and roast humor are my fucking favorite.

  • @taylorolson6228
    @taylorolson6228 4 года назад +1

    gotta love laugh tracks after every sentence

  • @spaceo8568
    @spaceo8568 3 года назад +1

    That Jeselnik smile. Gets me every time.

  • @iconoclast137
    @iconoclast137 5 месяцев назад

    pete holmes and kyle dunnigan are some seriously underrated character comedians

  • @ChuxDiaz
    @ChuxDiaz 10 лет назад +51

    The Jeselnik offensive was way better than Hardwick's show

  • @spidey3471
    @spidey3471 3 года назад +3

    I come here every couple months just for the pumpkin patch joke

    • @spidey3471
      @spidey3471 2 года назад

      Here I am again, fn cracks me up every time like I’m hearing it for the first time

    • @spidey3471
      @spidey3471 2 года назад

      Lol

  • @TheRealSandorClegane
    @TheRealSandorClegane 9 лет назад +8

    the ceo of a pumpkin patch lmfaooooohfiygeiygeiyg

  • @Rockypuppy69
    @Rockypuppy69 4 года назад

    Bring this show back!

  • @Wineboxpapi
    @Wineboxpapi 5 лет назад

    He's so great

  • @cnelsonlv99
    @cnelsonlv99 Год назад

    1:39 That's genuinely phenomenal!

  • @gallerhome
    @gallerhome 3 года назад

    Love theses guys

  • @juntjoonunya9216
    @juntjoonunya9216 4 года назад +1

    That was so awesome! How great would it be to go through life with those thoughts in your head presumably sober?

  • @Idontgothatway
    @Idontgothatway 2 года назад

    Lmaoo how great. Was looking up their separate stand up sets and found this

  • @JasonWindsor88
    @JasonWindsor88 2 года назад +2

    “CEO of a pumpkin patch” is definitely hilarious, but Holmes could’ve countered that jesselnik looks like a cruise ship version of Dane Cook

  • @melissabugg5579
    @melissabugg5579 2 года назад

    I miss that show so much!

  • @Realmikesambo
    @Realmikesambo 3 года назад +2

    Pete looks more like the assistant manager at Radio Shack.

  • @birdysuar
    @birdysuar 3 года назад

    This is a perfect interview

  • @aleksanderhiltjrgensen3322
    @aleksanderhiltjrgensen3322 9 лет назад +7

    I love how pete holmes is still funny without being angry is amazing! :)

  • @stuffluster
    @stuffluster Год назад

    Love you Pete. Love Anthony too

  • @floydmckenzie2615
    @floydmckenzie2615 10 лет назад +1

    YMIW: Talk Show Edition.
    Excellent.

  • @JonnyDIY
    @JonnyDIY 6 лет назад +1

    0:36 Petes laugh is like Tom Cruise's crazy meltdown Opray laugh. Love you Pete!

  • @Jakedaquake
    @Jakedaquake Год назад

    Two of my favorite comedians for two different reasons.

  • @andrewcroft89
    @andrewcroft89 Год назад

    I only discovered Jeselnick a week ago…. can’t believe he’s been around for 10+ years, was I just not ready? 😂

  • @mattgarner6006
    @mattgarner6006 10 лет назад +62

    No one else will say it, but I'm not ashamed. Anthony Jeselnik is every cool guys Man crush. I don't even care.

    • @DownloadEvony
      @DownloadEvony 7 лет назад +12

      Matt Garner how would you know then?

    • @user-ru4ik2ib5n
      @user-ru4ik2ib5n 6 лет назад

      was just scrolling to see if anyone else said it. I'm right there with you! (and the pink icon is a total fluke, shows even though gender set to male and always has been)

    • @dm7066
      @dm7066 4 года назад

      Gay

    • @ryanbradshaw3813
      @ryanbradshaw3813 4 года назад

      I dont think he’s a “cool” guy but he’s funny af

    • @pennydesouza
      @pennydesouza 3 года назад

      I've noticed that he seems to make unremarkable incelish young American men very excited (no personal insult intended to you Matt, other categories of men like him too).

  • @ohthaterin
    @ohthaterin 4 года назад

    anthony!!! he’s the best

  • @foimeleah9774
    @foimeleah9774 3 года назад +1

    Pete Holmes is like Mr.Peanut Butter if he decided to grow and meditate to Ram Das. Protect that sweet man.

  • @JayEnDubya
    @JayEnDubya 5 лет назад +29

    I was watching this with my wife and after Jeselnik tell Pete he looks like the ceo of a pumpkin patch, she jumps to Pete's defense and says "Well, Jeselnik looks like he manages a Jiffy Lube..." 😂

    • @pennydesouza
      @pennydesouza 3 года назад +3

      He actually looks like someone who almost got the role as a villain in an 80s B-movie, or possibly a Jonathan Rhys Meyers impersonator.

  • @smoovoperata3242
    @smoovoperata3242 6 лет назад

    I love you Anthony

  • @symbiorg1201
    @symbiorg1201 3 года назад

    i cant express how good this guy is

  • @luslzr2945
    @luslzr2945 10 лет назад

    I like this guy

  • @myknees6215
    @myknees6215 4 месяца назад

    They are like the innocent angel who wants to be bad and a patient devil who genuinely wants to teach the angel how to be bad

  • @justayoutuber1906
    @justayoutuber1906 2 года назад

    Jeselnik, when he is not playing his character, is a really nice, considerate guy.

  • @ZiplineShazam
    @ZiplineShazam 4 года назад

    Mr. Holmes, You are an incredibly talented individual. You're A Fantastic Comedic Actor and a Very Creative Writer. . . .You don't have to pretend to laugh during your interviews.

  • @TheNetflixGamer
    @TheNetflixGamer 3 года назад

    ‘Clearly you’ve given this a lot of thought’ so good

  • @villainousdescent530
    @villainousdescent530 10 лет назад

    He seems like a wonderful person to know...

  • @jthreefingers8445
    @jthreefingers8445 3 года назад +2

    Guy laughs like the frigging joker... I like him.

    • @Nickjgreenwood
      @Nickjgreenwood 3 года назад

      This talk show lasted less than a year. People did not like his joker ways it seemed.

  • @wps626
    @wps626 4 года назад +3

    Pete looks like John Ritter and BEavis had a kid!