Anthony Jeselnik at Funny as Hell - Montreal

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  • @travisera1
    @travisera1 6 лет назад +2650

    Not even a magician is as good at misdirection.

    • @_kanyeWest
      @_kanyeWest 5 лет назад +14

      he's alright, not all that.

    • @dcul8812
      @dcul8812 5 лет назад +13

      fanatis tuesclan troll

    • @TheRealist1.
      @TheRealist1. 5 лет назад +9

      @@_kanyeWest you're here

    • @ericpermenter4155
      @ericpermenter4155 4 года назад +10

      He is good but it does get predictable at times because that's his shtick. After watching enough you can see where the joke is going.

    • @chokalocpurple9243
      @chokalocpurple9243 4 года назад +5

      Always wonder what would happen If a comedian at a standup were to get an erection

  • @dustinb2258
    @dustinb2258 5 лет назад +1263

    Anthony is like an antidepressant that works great but with suicidal thoughts being the worst side effect

    • @sethreign8103
      @sethreign8103 4 года назад +27

      That's exactly how antidepressants work...

    • @rockstarphantom8112
      @rockstarphantom8112 4 года назад +10

      This is probably the most apt description I've read about him so far.

    • @SS-yc5km
      @SS-yc5km 4 года назад +4

      Wow pretty accurate 😂😂

    • @MAYBE_4EV3R
      @MAYBE_4EV3R 4 года назад +4

      Seth Reign - I was going to say the same thing 🤣 literally every antidepressant comes with a possible side effect of increased risk for suicidal thoughts

    • @yt-sh
      @yt-sh 3 года назад +1

      @@sethreign8103 Robin Williams would agree

  • @MastaSmack
    @MastaSmack 4 года назад +667

    The best thing about people with a foot fetish is they don't mind tasting defeat.

    • @angel25003
      @angel25003 4 года назад +3

      Ha

    • @WinstonKnows
      @WinstonKnows 4 года назад

      MastaSmack Haha!

    • @juanjacobo8517
      @juanjacobo8517 4 года назад

      Wow!!! Sooooo gooood man I love it!!!

    • @juanjacobo8517
      @juanjacobo8517 4 года назад +1

      People that have foot fetishes seem to be pretty loyal...no skeak-ing around

    • @minners71
      @minners71 4 года назад +3

      People that have foot fetishes are just bare foot liars.

  • @demolition5000
    @demolition5000 4 года назад +51

    That kid in Africa joke took me out of my current state of consciousness. That shit was like magic! 😂😂

    • @jamesbryon8257
      @jamesbryon8257 Год назад +2

      Long over due response to your comment..but yes .. hilarious...didn't see that coming 😁😁😁

  • @CAPonthat
    @CAPonthat 6 лет назад +879

    I don’t understand how they didn’t lose their shit over that last one. That joke is amazing

    • @nealmcbealthenavysealicall794
      @nealmcbealthenavysealicall794 5 лет назад +52

      They're Canadians

    • @waynpark
      @waynpark 5 лет назад +36

      too obvious i saw it coming

    • @FrankSmith
      @FrankSmith 5 лет назад +8

      i honestly had to hear it twice to realize what the joke was lol

    • @user-ll7fv6tu7k
      @user-ll7fv6tu7k 5 лет назад +10

      It was predictable.

    • @itscoolthough419
      @itscoolthough419 5 лет назад +6

      Wayne Chaw all of his jokes were predictable is some way except one or two for me.

  • @cyborgoftheyear
    @cyborgoftheyear 3 года назад +120

    That opening joke has been one of my favorite Jeselnik jokes for years.

  • @petep5207
    @petep5207 Год назад +23

    I heard someone say once that great comedy is when half the audience is crying with laughter, and the other half is in shock. Anthony prove this right. Best friggin' misdirection punchlines

  • @TheCbot88
    @TheCbot88 4 года назад +20

    "...or a stutter."
    gets me every fucking time

  • @samuellist1844
    @samuellist1844 5 лет назад +78

    I simply can’t figure this guy out, which is fantastic because he’s absolutely hilarious! The nothing is sacred Shtick is a breath of fresh air these days.

  • @daweller
    @daweller 5 лет назад +669

    He's like an evil Mitch Hedberg

  • @sanskarsemwal716
    @sanskarsemwal716 4 года назад +194

    Dark humor is like a dead child, it never gets old

    • @JerseySlayer
      @JerseySlayer 3 года назад +15

      Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it

    • @gzz8551
      @gzz8551 Год назад +3

      That’s pretty good

    • @stormwatcher59
      @stormwatcher59 Год назад +1

      Lmao

    • @bretarmstrong6303
      @bretarmstrong6303 Год назад +2

      I like it, but hear this one out: Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it. God I want a shirt like that with Stalin.

    • @bretarmstrong6303
      @bretarmstrong6303 Год назад +1

      JerseySlayer sorry, I don't mean to duplicate it.

  • @TheFranciscoRosado
    @TheFranciscoRosado 6 лет назад +202

    dayum, he's a true punchliner

  • @reedr7142
    @reedr7142 Год назад +8

    Even when you know what’s coming, you don’t know what’s coming. Fantastic, as always.

  • @creepofreek4853
    @creepofreek4853 5 лет назад +53

    I never would have even tried my kind of Stand up Comedy - if it weren’t for Anthony. He is a true Pioneer. The first time I saw him perform - I was hooked and have been ever since. The guy CRACKS me UP ! Lol.

    • @oyoyoyo7624
      @oyoyoyo7624 10 месяцев назад +2

      I’m sure Anthony Jeselnik also cracks up every time he learns that he inspired *another* person with a username like CREEPO FREAK, to try to be a comedian

  • @vchill79
    @vchill79 5 лет назад +128

    Anthony Jeselnik has all the Charisma of a medieval times waiter. -Patrice Oneil-!

    • @vanamutt43
      @vanamutt43 5 лет назад +2

      sooo.....much charisma? or no charisma?

    • @FolkMetalProject
      @FolkMetalProject 4 года назад +7

      Pat's still upset over the finger nails joke

    • @dubbydub9245
      @dubbydub9245 3 года назад +3

      "Now shut the fuck up and bring me my giant turkey leg you fucking nothing."
      ~ Patrice O'Neal

    • @akshaygupta5356
      @akshaygupta5356 2 года назад

      @@FolkMetalProject what was the joke?

    • @aaronmock6157
      @aaronmock6157 Год назад

      @@akshaygupta5356 It's from the roast of Charlie Sheen. Watch Jezelniks spot, then Patrice O'Neil's.

  • @Aj-qb3pr
    @Aj-qb3pr 5 лет назад +15

    Definitely one of the top of this generation

    • @brasshouse9822
      @brasshouse9822 5 лет назад

      Not really, he makes me laugh but his whole routine is a gimmick. He is nowhere near the level of Dave Chappelle, Bill Burr, Louis C.K., or the late great Patrice O'neal.

  • @gslinger93
    @gslinger93 10 месяцев назад +6

    His child in the fridge joke is all time elite

  • @heyssd
    @heyssd 6 лет назад +574

    Is it just me or does he really sound like Johnny Bravo? 😂😂😂

    • @itkojecockot
      @itkojecockot 6 лет назад +35

      yeah, and looks like him a bit too...... if Anthony looked like a bodybuilder, he would be spot on :D:D:D

    • @heyssd
      @heyssd 6 лет назад +26

      itkojecockot black shades, a black t shirt and jeans... Spot on! Imagine him saying Woah Mama!

    • @Doobs110
      @Doobs110 5 лет назад +22

      johnny bravo's speech pattern is roughly based on Elvis presley's and I think this guy has similar patterns to elvis as well

    • @redmoon1330
      @redmoon1330 5 лет назад

      Just you for sure

    • @maddymud
      @maddymud 5 лет назад +10

      I hear a bit of Christopher Walken

  • @spidercat2841
    @spidercat2841 5 лет назад +78

    I want Anthony to deliver my eulogy

    • @kirikayumura6015
      @kirikayumura6015 4 года назад +1

      unfortunately, I think he has to know some tragic things about you in order to make it work while still being all about you.

    • @michaelpondo6324
      @michaelpondo6324 4 года назад

      That would be a treet. To get him deliver your funeral. Eulogy and then a huge party. Live band and all you can drink.

  • @mikejerome5216
    @mikejerome5216 5 лет назад +29

    A great man once said "either everything is sacred or nothing is." Another great man once said "Oh man. This guy!"

  • @szepi79
    @szepi79 4 года назад +553

    you know that the last story is made up, because you dont get kicked out of the church for that

    • @Speediesam
      @Speediesam 4 года назад +23

      Savage

    • @joejitsu034
      @joejitsu034 4 года назад +64

      Hate to break it to you kid but nearly all of the stories are made up 👍

    • @footballroxx24
      @footballroxx24 4 года назад +6

      @@joejitsu034 clearly

    • @boracebecioglu9563
      @boracebecioglu9563 4 года назад +2

      @Courtney Zoller it is just a fucking joke buddy. It would be unnecessary and irritating to say "i know its all made up but...

    • @SimonBrice
      @SimonBrice Год назад

      😂

  • @kriscerrone3446
    @kriscerrone3446 7 лет назад +542

    One of the greatest comedians and one of the greatest guys of all time.

    • @mikec4308
      @mikec4308 6 лет назад +2

      great English btw

    • @C0M0estas
      @C0M0estas 5 лет назад +2

      @@mikec4308 to be fair, comedy is subjective. I even change it up, already knowing what i like to hear

    • @Scry999
      @Scry999 5 лет назад +1

      Tf?

    • @davyjones8645
      @davyjones8645 5 лет назад +4

      I doubt it . I barley smirked. Kinda one of the worst actually.

    • @xilo3012
      @xilo3012 5 лет назад +1

      He's cool. But far from the better.

  • @yeltsin6817
    @yeltsin6817 4 года назад +9

    Loved his opening joke. Didn’t see that coming.

  • @mickos_
    @mickos_ 5 лет назад +70

    I’d pay serious money to see Anthony perform but I would never want to meet him in person haha

    • @michaelgoodpaster5875
      @michaelgoodpaster5875 4 года назад +16

      Saw him at a comedy club in lexington Ky, a crazy lady started screaming”that’s not funny, you can’t joke about that” during one bit he was doing. She left and he started the bit over and then the lady came back yelling again, he started again and it took four attempts but he never gave up. A true pro who finished the joke, which everybody else loved, and didn’t let this politically correct nut ruin the fun for everyone else. Not sure why some people go to comedy clubs and open their yap if they hear something they don’t like. Love Anthony and wish him many more years of success

    • @danberezanich7578
      @danberezanich7578 4 года назад

      Got to see him on Pittsburgh in. His hometown as well as mine, hilarious live

    • @jim2245
      @jim2245 4 года назад +5

      @@michaelgoodpaster5875 Holy shit, who'd a thought you'd go to a comedy show for jokes and sarcasm😲

    • @cuivre2004
      @cuivre2004 Год назад

      @@michaelgoodpaster5875 I've used some of his stuff amongst friends during a happy hour. Tip:- make sure your friends aren't idiots before throwing out the child molesting jokes- too many think you are serious.

  • @MiggsyTV
    @MiggsyTV 6 лет назад +66

    That snake joke caught me SO off guard 😂😂

    • @shizplok101
      @shizplok101 5 лет назад

      For some reason, that's one of the few jokes where I knew where it was going.

  • @robies197
    @robies197 4 года назад +39

    Make sure you catch his new Netflix special: Fire in the maternity ward.

  • @TheGreatAlan75
    @TheGreatAlan75 5 лет назад +9

    my favorite comedian. nobody is as consistently funny.. nobody

  • @alizgangoso2202
    @alizgangoso2202 4 года назад +3

    and now i'm here....that punchline alone is worth the admission....

  • @rajivnayan5
    @rajivnayan5 4 года назад +2

    He is amazing, just amazingly awesome!

  • @saint7370
    @saint7370 4 года назад +5

    very very good! hope to see more of this guy hes got it

  • @rockoallen7806
    @rockoallen7806 6 лет назад +12

    I was there...didn't even know Anthony back then. Privileged to saw him perform on that beautiful summer afternoon in Montreal. 😊💃

  • @cranjismcbasketball2118
    @cranjismcbasketball2118 6 лет назад +255

    that refrigerator joke doe!!! 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @neverlistentome
    @neverlistentome 4 года назад +4

    His jokes/delivery is like a cross between Steven Wright and Daniel Tosh.

  • @ab-dhulalifqadrmuhammad1949
    @ab-dhulalifqadrmuhammad1949 4 года назад +3

    I am seriously enjoying this guy's comedy style. :-))

  • @TheWammer420
    @TheWammer420 4 года назад +6

    The crowd didnt know how to take that. 😂😂

  • @flex_piper
    @flex_piper 4 года назад +14

    Laughed more in this 6 minute clip than the majority of most 1 hour plus comedy specials out right now 👍

  • @betsysiben-harris3794
    @betsysiben-harris3794 7 месяцев назад +1

    My favorite comedian ever😂😂❤❤

  • @joejitsu034
    @joejitsu034 4 года назад +4

    This guy has great delivery 👍

  • @kwenelemazibuko9966
    @kwenelemazibuko9966 4 года назад +24

    Hide n Seek joke may be one of the best jokes i've evr heard

  • @gilwood7530
    @gilwood7530 4 года назад

    Anthony as a boy ! LOL One of my favorite comedians / story tellers

  • @dreadknot2238
    @dreadknot2238 4 года назад +13

    If the devil need a comedian, this guy would be it.

  • @fathersthoughts484
    @fathersthoughts484 Месяц назад

    Where is this guy now? He was great. We need comedians like him now more than ever.

  • @Sophocles14
    @Sophocles14 7 лет назад +76

    Anthony brother, you are so awesome. One of the greats. I don't know why, but the crowd was unable to fully appreciate how funny and witty your jokes are. Thanks for coming to Canada lad. Wish I was there!

    • @punkrockdavid
      @punkrockdavid 6 лет назад +2

      Some times people go to the venue without knowing the comedian.

    • @TheBlackWatchRHR
      @TheBlackWatchRHR 5 лет назад +1

      @@punkrockdavid Tends to happen a lot. This was recorded during Just For Laughs Fesitval so they tend bill multiple acts a night.

    • @WilliamViets
      @WilliamViets 5 лет назад +4

      Canadians are too uptight to laugh at anything other than jokes involving beer and denim.

  • @JTsHorrorDiscussions
    @JTsHorrorDiscussions Год назад +3

    the snake joke is one of my favorite Jeselnik jokes. absolutely hilarious

  • @DD-sq3mr
    @DD-sq3mr 5 лет назад +4

    his stand up makes me chuckle but his roast make me laugh out loud.

  • @chriswellz5993
    @chriswellz5993 5 лет назад +9

    That opener man. LMFAO!

  • @scales1020
    @scales1020 4 года назад

    Outstanding ty \m/

  • @robby102938
    @robby102938 5 лет назад +146

    Some people are incredibly rude. Just today I asked some guy for directions. He didn't even look at me and yelled 'can't you see I'm working?!' I got really mad, but I kept my temper and calmly said “Sir, there is no need to be rude. So please, just for one second. Put down the defibrillator and talk to me.'

  • @harminderjitgill571
    @harminderjitgill571 5 лет назад +7

    Jeselnik is on anotha level. Genius level comedy.

  • @joeyweatherman8046
    @joeyweatherman8046 4 года назад +5

    This guy has dark humor i love it annd so does my girlfriend. Would love to see him in person

  • @maddymud
    @maddymud 5 лет назад +137

    I hear a bit of a Christopher Walken cadence

  • @tysonthomas7094
    @tysonthomas7094 8 месяцев назад +7

    I will never be able to guess any of his punchlines! The man is a genius!

  • @rn2511
    @rn2511 4 года назад +9

    Dark as hell. Love it.

  • @preston74
    @preston74 4 года назад +29

    It's Shark Week and this video got recommended. Hmmm..🤔

  • @lil_thiccpeach9067
    @lil_thiccpeach9067 4 года назад +1

    He was so cute!

  • @Impuhlz
    @Impuhlz 6 лет назад +12

    the master of reversal in his element

  • @mikepondo2549
    @mikepondo2549 4 года назад

    Great comedian. Love tove. A great comedian.

  • @joshcridge1536
    @joshcridge1536 3 года назад

    Fukn luv this dude.

  • @sariahlace5944
    @sariahlace5944 11 месяцев назад

    Anthony is gorgeous and 😂😅😅
    Aw dark humor.

  • @richardcollinge1326
    @richardcollinge1326 4 года назад +18

    I feel like the joke at the end about Jesus is the funniest joke ever written by a human being.

  • @thecornedbeefcouncil9792
    @thecornedbeefcouncil9792 4 года назад +2

    Best opening line ever

  • @caloyssk1
    @caloyssk1 Год назад

    yeah man! still funny @2022

  • @vistalite
    @vistalite 4 года назад +62

    This guy dated Amy Schumer. Bummer for him.

    • @brpitrepeters7983
      @brpitrepeters7983 4 года назад

      What???

    • @Daveyengland
      @Daveyengland 4 года назад +3

      vistalite - when she wasn’t Miss Piggy’s long lost sister, she wasn’t so bad.

    • @smokejensen_
      @smokejensen_ 3 года назад +1

      Davey England he was the guy she got comfy and fat with

  • @Freedom_and_Acceptance
    @Freedom_and_Acceptance Год назад

    The refrigerator winner bit is so dark it's great!

  • @CaptainSpalding72
    @CaptainSpalding72 4 года назад +1

    Fucking hot as hell....almost unheard of....

  • @anapadrenostro7729
    @anapadrenostro7729 3 года назад +2

    When I heard that last joke for the first time I laughed to tears, absolutely briliant

  • @elbiousuca2957
    @elbiousuca2957 4 года назад

    Good stuff.

  • @nickdonaghey1926
    @nickdonaghey1926 7 лет назад +72

    killed it

  • @ohgeez4354
    @ohgeez4354 3 года назад +5

    The reason Amy Schumer was sorta kinda funny at one point ... This guy is a savage

  • @paulmorphy6187
    @paulmorphy6187 Год назад

    Great talent

  • @D0W666
    @D0W666 7 лет назад +14

    guy is brilliant

  • @neuvocastezero1838
    @neuvocastezero1838 10 месяцев назад +2

    There are levels to dark humor, dusky, charcoal. inky black, black velvet, black hole, and Anthony Jeselnik.

  • @jody1367
    @jody1367 7 месяцев назад +1

    See you soon in Bethlehem PA.

  • @davidnewcomb2431
    @davidnewcomb2431 6 лет назад +5

    Savage!!!!

  • @ponchoonchmoncho3691
    @ponchoonchmoncho3691 5 лет назад

    So awesome. Lol

  • @TheKanashimishow
    @TheKanashimishow 4 года назад +2

    9/11 joke and it just happens to be 9/11. I admire how he never folds on his jokes.

  • @ProNorden
    @ProNorden 5 лет назад +6

    01:11 ..'Kid in Africa' joke is sharp ..and will likely be adjusted & re-worked by others. Sounds like a good policy option.✌️

  • @red149
    @red149 Год назад

    I will never hop in a car that Anthony drives, you never know where he's going !

  • @bluffcatcher2006
    @bluffcatcher2006 6 лет назад +13

    There is hope for comedy yet!!

  • @kirikayumura6015
    @kirikayumura6015 4 года назад +2

    I sooo much like this look of his better than his more recent look with facial hair. This is the sexy Jeselnik.

  • @itkojecockot
    @itkojecockot 4 года назад

    that last joke obviously flew over their heads :D:D:D

    • @estetty
      @estetty 4 года назад

      He didn't give them enough time to react

  • @jaredhughes603
    @jaredhughes603 6 лет назад +1

    Because I'm so fucking funny 😂😂😂

  • @BrookeAndSutton
    @BrookeAndSutton 5 лет назад +8

    He is awesome! Just watched Netflix special Fire In The Maternity Ward and he speaks WAY to slow for me it is hard to listen to but the jokes are so good!

  • @tatianatajzlerova4181
    @tatianatajzlerova4181 4 года назад

    so sharp!

  • @80schild31
    @80schild31 5 лет назад +1

    "All that Jesus Bullshit!", My favorite line!

  • @hawk1093
    @hawk1093 5 лет назад +4

    Best opening joke ever xD

  • @alexanderarkum4793
    @alexanderarkum4793 4 года назад

    I think this guy is my spirit animal

  • @elguero9279
    @elguero9279 4 года назад +3

    Makes me think of when Larry King told him it's impossible to make a 911 joke

  • @privateexposure7384
    @privateexposure7384 4 года назад +2

    So funny and can listen laughing every time. 😁😁😁

  • @LixtianShanghai
    @LixtianShanghai Год назад

    one liner style is my fav style

  • @joela6895
    @joela6895 4 года назад +4

    Damn he’s HOT

  • @tylerbrackman9807
    @tylerbrackman9807 7 лет назад +64

    Best one-liner comedian of all time. GOAT. Google the word Brevity.

    • @prohibitionjuiceco8833
      @prohibitionjuiceco8833 6 лет назад +20

      That would actually be Mitch Hedberg

    • @grantjones306
      @grantjones306 6 лет назад +1

      Juice is correct!

    • @augustgreig9420
      @augustgreig9420 6 лет назад +3

      Galafianakis

    • @KZ_MMA_
      @KZ_MMA_ 5 лет назад

      He’s great but Hedburg is better

    • @Kwalified1
      @Kwalified1 5 лет назад +2

      I like A.J. as much as anyone but Rodney Dangerfield is the best one liner guy ever...
      Rodney was like an automatic weapon joke dood and you would miss so many jokes from Laughing at others...

  • @antonio8904100
    @antonio8904100 6 лет назад +4

    "Trying to stop civil rights" - 😂 OK I actually laughed at that. I don't care much for today's comics but this guy is pretty good. I remember when the great Patrice O'Neil made fun of his name, so he gets the approval.

  • @tronjavolta1505
    @tronjavolta1505 5 лет назад +1

    I actual LOL'd twice.

  • @vmwindustries
    @vmwindustries 4 года назад

    Omfg so good at dark humour, but please put them back in the big theatre!!!!!!!!!! Took me a long time to make all the ! S

  • @DDliarsblow
    @DDliarsblow 4 года назад

    Tooo funny 😄 lol 😂

  • @jmc6782
    @jmc6782 Год назад

    Wish he toured more

  • @sexobscura
    @sexobscura 5 лет назад +23

    His great grandmother's protest *against Civil Rights seems to have worked*

    • @omarhashani7222
      @omarhashani7222 5 лет назад

      Honestly i didn't get this joke can you explain

    • @joshi3518
      @joshi3518 5 лет назад +1

      @@omarhashani7222 Civil rights means black people have the same rights as white people so his grandmother jumped infront of the bus to stop civil rights.

    • @sealandland3959
      @sealandland3959 4 года назад

      I still don't get the joke... Please anyone could elaborate????

    • @footballroxx24
      @footballroxx24 4 года назад

      @@sealandland3959 it's a shit joke anyway

    • @hv3115
      @hv3115 4 года назад +1

      @@sealandland3959 look up "forced busing" on google. In the US in the 1950s there was a law to desegregate schools to allow black students to attend white schools and in the 70s courts decided to use busing to transport out of district students to create racially balanced schools but a lot of white parents were oppossed to that.

  • @user-wc5gi2lz3n
    @user-wc5gi2lz3n 7 месяцев назад

    The Master ....

  • @stevenjoyce3062
    @stevenjoyce3062 Год назад

    😅😅😅 funny as ya like 😂😂