Anthony Jeselnik on Jim norton down and dirty on HBO (Legendado em Português)

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  • Опубликовано: 23 янв 2012
  • Trecho do Stand Up de Anthony Jeselnik legendado em português
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  • @killer408cid
    @killer408cid 8 лет назад +440

    He is the true master of the unexpected punchline.

    • @chrislevack4990
      @chrislevack4990 7 лет назад +7

      I mean... "master" is a bit heavy... After the third or fourth joke you realize that either the person in his joke, or that person's baby, will die by the punchline. But, yes, you are right: He is funny.

    • @strongallalong89
      @strongallalong89 7 лет назад +12

      Chris Levack I went and saw him in February at a local comedy club. His misdirection is getting better and better all the time. I couldn't believe how often he had me totally fooled on where his jokes were going during his routine.

    • @ams914
      @ams914 7 лет назад +7

      Wright, Hedberg.

    • @disco.lemonade
      @disco.lemonade 6 лет назад +2

      Jeselnik's timing is quite his, but both Wright and Hedberg are huge influences

    • @Kashmirknight
      @Kashmirknight 5 лет назад

      King of crude.

  • @nivtom583
    @nivtom583 8 лет назад +333

    Love it when he flashes that devilish smile. The crowd is too uptight

    • @ShadowWalker1971
      @ShadowWalker1971 6 лет назад +12

      Does his "devilish smile" turn you on, Tom?

    • @BigT.Larrity
      @BigT.Larrity 6 лет назад +15

      Turns me on that's for damn sure.

    • @HotRoute7
      @HotRoute7 6 лет назад +4

      Lmao was just thinking that same thing as I read this

    • @omfgitspyrogirl
      @omfgitspyrogirl 5 лет назад +1

      Turns me on

    • @jeromeierome4523
      @jeromeierome4523 4 года назад +3

      niv tom Nah man! The crowd were in shock! Anthony’s style is nothing before him. His jokes are so intellectually funny and dark. Compare the first awkward laugh he received and the last laughs. He had them eating out of his hands. And we accepted that dark jokes are funny

  • @screwtheramones2
    @screwtheramones2 4 года назад +102

    Dude just did a Shakespeare joke then performed it in Iambic Pentameter; then ended it with “you should probably read more”.. and it was too gd brilliant to not mention.

    • @mcfcguvnors
      @mcfcguvnors 3 года назад

      who the bard ? he the bard
      iambic pentameter is my bitch :P

    • @Ssrghvcf
      @Ssrghvcf Год назад

      It took me a minute to get the Romeo and Juliet reference. I don’t notice any iambic pentameter tho??

    • @micahmcallister5554
      @micahmcallister5554 Год назад

      From the way you noted that, I feel like you're actually Anthony.

  • @Scratchingforcash
    @Scratchingforcash 8 лет назад +181

    I could listen to him all day he is too funny. Completely underrated!

  • @timothypulliam2177
    @timothypulliam2177 Год назад +4

    Anthony is so good at keeping his pulse on the audience. He knows what will work and what won't

  • @popper666
    @popper666 8 лет назад +144

    Unappreciated and under-appreciated comic genius.

    • @jeromeierome4523
      @jeromeierome4523 4 года назад +1

      pop per Not under appreciated. He was something different. We were shock. His dark humour is something completely new to the world. He’s intellectually clever and funny

    • @steved8714
      @steved8714 2 года назад +1

      @@jeromeierome4523 It's not new, dark humor has existed for a lot longer than him, he just changed the delivery and streamlined it.

    • @clarencegboddicker8144
      @clarencegboddicker8144 2 года назад

      Nothing special here, foh

    • @lorddragoono
      @lorddragoono 2 года назад +1

      @@clarencegboddicker8144 I wouldn't say that

    • @Ishbikes
      @Ishbikes Год назад

      Dark HUMOR IS NOTHING NEW!!

  • @TXDogg83
    @TXDogg83 8 лет назад +69

    i love this dude's comedy. Lighten up if you dont

  • @mylobage
    @mylobage 7 лет назад +39

    This dudes punch lines are vicious.

  • @whitneyfradette1524
    @whitneyfradette1524 7 лет назад +51

    I love how he's not afraid to cross any lines.

    • @steved8714
      @steved8714 2 года назад +4

      Especially not the finish line.

    • @LazzarrusLong
      @LazzarrusLong 2 года назад +2

      @@steved8714 I got that reference 😆

  • @ImAustinTopham
    @ImAustinTopham Год назад +3

    I remember watching this with my Grandpa back in 2012, and had no idea I was discovering a legend.

  • @OGGHOST364
    @OGGHOST364 3 года назад +11

    Watching this guy's shows while high is as good as life gets 😂

  • @TheGreatAlan75
    @TheGreatAlan75 7 лет назад +22

    This guy is the best stand up comedian of his generation. Everything he says is funny

    • @somedudechris104
      @somedudechris104 6 лет назад +4

      Alan Lloyd - he’s funny, but the funniest?

    • @BUSTRCHERRI
      @BUSTRCHERRI 6 лет назад +1

      So what youre saying is you literally don't know any other stand up comedians of your generation.

    • @TheGreatAlan75
      @TheGreatAlan75 6 лет назад +1

      im saying he is funnier. so shut the fuck up BITCH....

    • @TheGreatAlan75
      @TheGreatAlan75 6 лет назад

      YES

    • @justinleereacts2927
      @justinleereacts2927 5 лет назад +1

      Best I've seen in a long time.

  • @Elusive_Pete
    @Elusive_Pete 6 лет назад +11

    The DUI joke is a straight up 10! Probably his best joke.

  • @robored8940
    @robored8940 7 лет назад +17

    I love his smile

  • @y3wtub3
    @y3wtub3 6 лет назад +6

    i only just discovered this guy about 2 weeks ago, hes a fucking genius

    • @jed2648
      @jed2648 2 года назад

      I first saw him years ago.

    • @stvartak7164
      @stvartak7164 Год назад

      I first saw him fairly recently. Not like last week, but not too long ago, but like years, but not a lot of years. A good while ago, basically.

  • @timjenkins7019
    @timjenkins7019 6 лет назад +2

    Seeing him in June! Can't wait!!

  • @Matt-rg8lm
    @Matt-rg8lm 7 лет назад +12

    dude a genius

  • @Jeaniesunshine-fb5rk
    @Jeaniesunshine-fb5rk 3 года назад +2

    He battles his good looks well. He is talent.

  • @golhandincmen
    @golhandincmen 2 года назад +1

    This guy is good. Hope he gets the recognition he deserves one day.

    • @Hawaii567
      @Hawaii567 2 года назад

      😂

    • @magicpowers
      @magicpowers 2 года назад

      @302 Onewheel I mean really. If this guy doesn't get a Netflix special, with all the crap on there now. A boycott would be in order.

    • @Ishbikes
      @Ishbikes Год назад

      Dude HE’s already has his specials! Y’all just talk, no research at all

  • @Straight0uttaCrofton
    @Straight0uttaCrofton 7 лет назад +2

    my hero

  • @mickos_
    @mickos_ 5 лет назад +3

    Anthony needs a daily podcast or something similar. He’s amazing

    • @jackcross8616
      @jackcross8616 4 года назад

      David Thorn he does

    • @clarencegboddicker8144
      @clarencegboddicker8144 2 года назад +1

      He has 1 and it is unremarkable

    • @nailatiylluf
      @nailatiylluf 2 года назад +2

      @@clarencegboddicker8144 I was so excited to listen to him and he’s basically just another super woke Hollywood type who’s “edgy” as long as it’s not politically incorrect which kind of defeats the purpose.

  • @jaimesanchez6793
    @jaimesanchez6793 5 лет назад

    Love him...outstanding...ty...\m/

  • @StressJudoCoaching
    @StressJudoCoaching 3 года назад +1

    Imagine the shock on my kid's teacher's face when I told her my parenting how-to video was an Anthony Jeselnick show.

  • @humanll8965
    @humanll8965 5 лет назад +4

    Best comedian of all time, so far anyways.

  • @daviddorger5270
    @daviddorger5270 3 года назад +1

    I remember watching this when it aired and never having heard of him, I remember thinking there was something way different about this one. Not the typical run of the mill club standup comic.

  • @lightyagami2650
    @lightyagami2650 5 лет назад +2

    Pesado posta mais

  • @norberto6005
    @norberto6005 6 лет назад

    savage till the end.. :D ::D love him.. D:

  • @JC-ev2ns
    @JC-ev2ns 6 лет назад +2

    Idk who that nobody zero was in the beginning of the video but anthony jeselnik is an ABSOLUTE FUCKING KILLER and I wish he was more popular now. He should have an HBO show, or maybe Showtime, something with no restrictions like he had on comedy central

  • @devildude64
    @devildude64 5 лет назад

    GOLD !!

  • @revkenordquist
    @revkenordquist 6 лет назад +4

    Yup! Short and sweet - WELL thought out smart jokes - and nice and twisted. Hasn't been a guy like this around for ages. (though I'm still a huge Doug Stanhope fan - he never gets even slightly dull or predictable either)

    • @RJNumber45
      @RJNumber45 2 года назад

      Mitch Hedberg mastered this style before he died

  • @leftylongshorts6906
    @leftylongshorts6906 3 года назад +4

    That jesus or buddha joke is severely underated..

  • @Zaxarian
    @Zaxarian Год назад

    That opener is tremendous it’s so horrible and shocking completely hilarious too😂

  • @ericksmith773
    @ericksmith773 Год назад

    The GOAT!

  • @jimkurtrowe
    @jimkurtrowe 2 года назад

    ‘You making fun of us was the highlight of our day!” … you made it easy. Gu effing faw

  • @palafitabk1776
    @palafitabk1776 5 лет назад

    MUIIITO BOM

  • @ViharS7
    @ViharS7 3 года назад +1

    King Of Dark Humour

  • @stefanimurray8543
    @stefanimurray8543 5 лет назад +1

    Comedic genius!!!!

  • @kevinbourne3017
    @kevinbourne3017 5 лет назад +4

    Hands down funniest comedian out there.

  • @plumlogan
    @plumlogan 7 лет назад +8

    he's not the best, but he's pushing where comedy can go, and that's why i love this guy

  • @andreaskarlsson5217
    @andreaskarlsson5217 6 лет назад +1

    Genius

  • @JC-ev2ns
    @JC-ev2ns 6 лет назад +2

    Miscarriage joke, applause break. End on an accidentally(?) killing baby joke.
    Fuckin genius!
    I woulda told it twice!!!

  • @stratdx
    @stratdx 3 года назад +7

    I hope he stays impervious to cancellation like Bill Burr has. We need fearless comedians like this

    • @steved8714
      @steved8714 2 года назад +1

      The reason they don't get "cancelled" is because they're not pieces of shit in real life, on stage these are characters and nothing else. Burr isn't an eccentric asshold 24/7, that's part of him but when he's performing it comes across as all of him.

    • @stratdx
      @stratdx 2 года назад +2

      @@steved8714 no one seems to care what kind of person you are off stage. Look at Kevin Hart and the heat he received for past comments. Lots of good people have been cancelled for stuff they’ve said

    • @mynotes280
      @mynotes280 Год назад

      Burr became a conformist coward after he got married

  • @johnquinn456
    @johnquinn456 6 лет назад +1

    Anthony Anthony Anthony Anthony Anthony Anthony Anthony

  • @TheOriginalCaptainTrips
    @TheOriginalCaptainTrips Год назад

    Anthony Jeselnik creepin' up on living legend status

  • @alessandroraplegendas74
    @alessandroraplegendas74 7 лет назад

    legendas mas stand up do Anthony Jeselnik ja vi alguns ele é foda

  • @johnquinn456
    @johnquinn456 6 лет назад +3

    Saw you in denver, you rule sir.

  • @creepofreek4853
    @creepofreek4853 5 лет назад

    Great video, love dark humor. lol .

  • @prithvijain1748
    @prithvijain1748 8 лет назад +56

    he should do a set along with Jimmy Carr

    • @adamsmith658
      @adamsmith658 8 лет назад +12

      +jameslandlord idiot. I'm guessing you don't like clever humor do you

    • @adamsmith658
      @adamsmith658 8 лет назад +5

      +jameslandlord says loads about you

    • @RMGWOO
      @RMGWOO 7 лет назад +7

      Adam Smith I think he's right. Jimmy Carr isn't that good. Frankie Boyle on the other hand is far better at this style of humor than both of these guys together. As good as either of them can be, Boyle comes up with that calibre of material on the spot.

    • @daandemeyer1708
      @daandemeyer1708 6 лет назад

      This One Jimmy Carr is also very good, he's just not THAT offensive

    • @KJ-qc3qd
      @KJ-qc3qd 5 лет назад

      Jimmy Who??

  • @dharmaboy75
    @dharmaboy75 8 лет назад +355

    dude is so funny. His entire purpose in life is to kick everyone's PC attitude.........down the stairs.

    • @AK74U29
      @AK74U29 7 лет назад +3

      HETES that is the most perfect joke ive ever heard. Black lives matter? i think we gave out enough animal rights ;)

    • @AK74U29
      @AK74U29 7 лет назад +3

      noones fucking racist. yeah some jokes are offensive but what the fuck is it. its a joke, there is no hate, fuck all these judgmental imbeciles who try to be comedy police

    • @bethpentz637
      @bethpentz637 7 лет назад +1

      speak it!

    • @bethpentz637
      @bethpentz637 7 лет назад

      T hank you!

    • @niallgilchrist5857
      @niallgilchrist5857 7 лет назад

      Beth Pentz .

  • @funeralbillii9172
    @funeralbillii9172 5 лет назад

    LEMMY!!

  • @leonskum7705
    @leonskum7705 3 года назад

    "Lemmy knows what I'm talking about."

  • @rogertrahan1691
    @rogertrahan1691 5 лет назад

    Reminds me of The Diceman.

  • @da324
    @da324 6 лет назад

    LEMMY!

  • @youtubisashoe
    @youtubisashoe 5 лет назад

    Take as much time as you need

  • @jigglybandito9505
    @jigglybandito9505 7 лет назад +15

    His Buddha joke sounded a lot like Mitch Hedberg.

  • @HumbledRich
    @HumbledRich 3 года назад

    That starter tho 😄

  • @MrTonio510
    @MrTonio510 7 лет назад +68

    If anyone didnt like that latino joke we could not would not ever be friends

    • @killerseddie8295
      @killerseddie8295 6 лет назад

      Antonio Ramirez LOL! I didn't need to take much time.

    • @charlesverg2184
      @charlesverg2184 5 лет назад

      Am I missing something or was the joke simply not as dark?

    • @efrainrodarte6395
      @efrainrodarte6395 5 лет назад +2

      It really wasn't a great joke. My 12 siblings agree

    • @penske_material
      @penske_material 5 лет назад +1

      @@charlesverg2184 it wasn't dark, some people might get offended though because of "stereotype" and "racist" and blah blah blah.

  • @jeffmeyer2950
    @jeffmeyer2950 7 лет назад +5

    this guy is deep and funny as tuck

  • @AgentXXSmith
    @AgentXXSmith 5 лет назад

    Yes, Lemmy does know what you're talking about ha ha ha.

  • @bickleyjonas6145
    @bickleyjonas6145 2 месяца назад

    Interesting how his style evolved. Here his material seems forced and rehearsed, compared to now he casually walks around the stage like it's a normal conversation with the audience.

  • @robertbohorquez6508
    @robertbohorquez6508 6 лет назад

    he has good one liners... he is very good

  • @billgateskilledmyuncle23
    @billgateskilledmyuncle23 6 лет назад

    Did anyone notice how much he had to raise the mic stand? Lol

  • @michaelmitchell5380
    @michaelmitchell5380 5 лет назад +1

    He's the Lenny Bruce of the 21st century!

  • @joanacaveiro3393
    @joanacaveiro3393 4 года назад

    Epic

  • @prawtism
    @prawtism 2 года назад

    genius

  • @mcfcguvnors
    @mcfcguvnors 3 года назад

    LEMMY & AJ = WHAT A NIGHT

  • @John-lv1zq
    @John-lv1zq Год назад

    He has improved aot

  • @kinbela
    @kinbela 9 лет назад +39

    Am I the only person who thought he sounded like Christopher Walken?

    • @krylonking420s
      @krylonking420s 9 лет назад +3

      Maybe a tiny tiny bit

    • @Y2JLionHeart
      @Y2JLionHeart 7 лет назад +4

      Kinbela Jean He does. Not exactly like him, but there are similarities.

    • @EnchiladaMan360
      @EnchiladaMan360 7 лет назад +10

      His accent is totally different, but his rhythm and inflection are surprisingly similar.

    • @amw3521
      @amw3521 6 лет назад

      They are both from Pittsburgh

    • @Surv1ve_Thrive
      @Surv1ve_Thrive 4 года назад

      Yes I've been thinking it. Not on this recording as much, possibly more on recent podcasts etc. both from Pittsburgh. Jeselnik has mentioned it on some of his podcasts. He says most of his family speak like that!

  • @darrenseverine6991
    @darrenseverine6991 2 года назад

    The fuck? Lemmy was the biggest shocker.

  • @juanmenchaca5858
    @juanmenchaca5858 5 лет назад

    Wow fucking lemmy was there

  • @InVougeProductions
    @InVougeProductions 4 года назад

    What up Lemmy!

  • @captorofsinband7748
    @captorofsinband7748 5 лет назад

    HOLY SHIT LEMMY!

  • @LuciferMorningstar____
    @LuciferMorningstar____ 5 лет назад +1

    mastery at misdirections

  • @DanAvenell
    @DanAvenell 5 лет назад

    Lemmy!

  • @elvis316
    @elvis316 5 лет назад +1

    He's like an evil Stehpen Wright.

  • @louierodriguez9880
    @louierodriguez9880 3 года назад

    Crudely funny.

  • @marklarsontube556
    @marklarsontube556 6 лет назад +11

    Lemmy?!

    • @MarinerOrk
      @MarinerOrk 5 лет назад

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemmy

    • @marklarsontube556
      @marklarsontube556 5 лет назад +1

      I know who Lemmy is lol I was just surprised to see him there

    • @dlxmarks
      @dlxmarks 5 лет назад

      I miss him. This was taped 4 years before he died.

  • @amyscarlett1806
    @amyscarlett1806 3 года назад

    You love me shut up

  • @amyscarlett1806
    @amyscarlett1806 3 года назад

    Just want it to be over Anthony

  • @xxlCortez
    @xxlCortez 8 лет назад +33

    He should have somehow make a connection between the jokes so it would sound like a story which would have make it more effective. That last one was a kick in though.

    • @ProkRock
      @ProkRock 8 лет назад +1

      +xxlCortez Sorry, non native speaker here. Can you explain that joke to me? I don't get it. "You don't know pain until you've seen your own baby drowned in a tub. And you definitely don't know anything about how to wash a baby." I mean, is the joke that I let the baby die during bath? If so the joke isn't even mediocre but he claims it's perfect. There must be something I don't get.

    • @xxlCortez
      @xxlCortez 8 лет назад

      ProkRock
      You got the joke, it is black humor. I'm not native either btw :D

    • @ProkRock
      @ProkRock 8 лет назад

      +xxlCortez Thanks for your quick response. Yeah I mean I love dark humor and I love Jeselnik, I just thought there was something more to that joke in particular because he praised it afterwards. Anyway, thanks again

    • @xxlCortez
      @xxlCortez 8 лет назад +1

      ProkRock
      Probably praising it was part of the joke.

    • @NoperDurden
      @NoperDurden 7 лет назад

      it's just his style. he would be a little more funny if they were connected but that's not his style

  • @joewillburn
    @joewillburn 5 лет назад +1

    That miscarriage joke was awesome

  • @007geyer
    @007geyer 6 лет назад

    Anthony is hot Ana funny as fuck!!!🤣🤣

  • @kevinmcdonald951
    @kevinmcdonald951 Год назад

    Did bigfoot film this.

  • @matthewmeek4289
    @matthewmeek4289 7 лет назад +12

    He says that herpes joke then hes like "Lenny knows what Im talkin about" lol

    • @chrislevack4990
      @chrislevack4990 7 лет назад +11

      ....... Lenny? *sigh* you upset basically every metal head with that.

  • @westsidewoodledge8892
    @westsidewoodledge8892 8 лет назад

    Nvm that last joke was suppose to be edgy, and then he would acknowledge it and then finish it, with the instance with the lady and her 2 babies

  • @aeadg313
    @aeadg313 2 года назад

    2:25 lawd jesus 😫 help me

  • @unusuario5173
    @unusuario5173 5 лет назад

    Dead baby jokes FTW

  • @CarlosCooksChi
    @CarlosCooksChi 5 лет назад +1

    He kind of rushed in this. His timing is better on his CDs

  • @TheRealJakeRyanMusic
    @TheRealJakeRyanMusic 4 года назад

    Fucking Lemmy 😂

  • @bigbear28
    @bigbear28 5 лет назад

    Oh shit is that lemmy from motorhead

  • @johnquinn456
    @johnquinn456 5 лет назад

    Smooth butcher

  • @bobf346
    @bobf346 5 лет назад

    Was this recorded underwater?

  • @Lezcarg1
    @Lezcarg1 5 лет назад

    “Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha? I mean just in the terms of NOT GETTING YOURSELF CRUCIFIED”

  • @maddymud
    @maddymud 5 лет назад +2

    am I the only one who hears Christopher Walken?

  • @mikec.9130
    @mikec.9130 6 лет назад

    In North Korea do people eat dogs or dogs eat people?

  • @iansethradical
    @iansethradical 4 месяца назад

    Procurando um comentário em português? Ou procurando o bebê na banheira?

  • @itsmatt2105
    @itsmatt2105 7 лет назад

    I didn't get the "cutting grass at a battered women's shelter" joke even though I'm a contractor and once actually did a partial remodel on a battered women's shelter while it was in operation.

    • @chrislevack4990
      @chrislevack4990 7 лет назад +2

      ... mowing the lawn... i.e. eating pussy... trimming their pubes. holy nanners.

  • @MrAce607
    @MrAce607 7 лет назад +10

    best comic since Eddie Murphy and Gorge Carlin

    • @romanmoralesqb1
      @romanmoralesqb1 6 лет назад +1

      Ace Bandage way different. You can’t compare him to those guys. Funny but what he does doesn’t require much else other than the joke. No stage presence no story telling no call backs etc

    • @BUSTRCHERRI
      @BUSTRCHERRI 6 лет назад

      You obviously don't know who Doug Stanhope is then.

    • @Skitz0frenix
      @Skitz0frenix 6 лет назад +1

      Naaah, Dave Chappelle and Patrice O'Neal are funnier. But Anthony is in a league of his own

    • @JTisOneCrazyMan20
      @JTisOneCrazyMan20 5 лет назад

      FuckEbonics best comic living today. Hands down

  • @larussural
    @larussural 5 лет назад

    tinha que ter sido vc mesmo kenny

  • @dcgfhgjnzgfnjcbgn5828
    @dcgfhgjnzgfnjcbgn5828 6 лет назад +1

    which pixel is anthony?