Anthony Jeselnik Roasts FOX5

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  • @aleciakorkowski8714
    @aleciakorkowski8714 8 лет назад +1732

    That reporter looks like a computer science major dressing up as Donald Draper for Halloween.

    • @einedimension
      @einedimension 8 лет назад +10

      +Alecia Korkowski lmao!!!!

    • @trevornielsen1533
      @trevornielsen1533 8 лет назад +25

      so specific and so accurate. hahah jesus

    • @JackstandJohnny
      @JackstandJohnny 8 лет назад +10

      Uh YEP. You nailed it. hahahaha

    • @CarlosBeo
      @CarlosBeo 8 лет назад +2

      +Alecia Korkowski Kudos

    • @malisolja18
      @malisolja18 8 лет назад +8

      +Alecia Korkowski
      oh wow that made me howl with laughter. He seemed so uncomfortable to be talking to another human being.

  • @jonahdavis7833
    @jonahdavis7833 8 лет назад +706

    "your promises are hollow" what a guy

  • @ScreaminSavior
    @ScreaminSavior 8 лет назад +1129

    This reporter is by far the most laid back I've ever seen. I wonder if he's always like this or if he felt loose because of Anthony.

    • @victordhillon1256
      @victordhillon1256 7 лет назад +37

      he's always like that, I remember watching him before and thinking the same thing

    • @PM-wp6ze
      @PM-wp6ze 5 лет назад +16

      Timothy Hale he was having a nervous break down

    • @ClarkPotter
      @ClarkPotter 5 лет назад +42

      Funny how you see laid back, and I see fake and uptight. You're prolly a better person than me.

    • @TheInsaneCloud
      @TheInsaneCloud 5 лет назад +8

      Klonopin. Lots of Klonopin

    • @JohnDoe-cd6ro
      @JohnDoe-cd6ro 5 лет назад +2

      Aren't they in Cali?

  • @TissDiss
    @TissDiss 8 лет назад +1364

    I love the reporter. Seems like a nice, kind person.

    • @HooverBeast
      @HooverBeast 8 лет назад +12

      +TissDiss your upvotes were all from "nice kind people" who think that if they upvote that comment, that itll make everyone somehow like them more. lmao.

    • @molotov2786437729428
      @molotov2786437729428 8 лет назад +39

      +HooverBeast hahaha weirdo

    • @Mirabala19
      @Mirabala19 8 лет назад +53

      I really liked the reporter. I'm usually disappointed or annoyed by most interviewers (such as Larry King), but this guy is a true fan of his subject and has great sense of humor

    • @TissDiss
      @TissDiss 8 лет назад +17

      HooverBeast shut up dipshit.

    • @danm2084
      @danm2084 7 лет назад +11

      lol hooverbeast so jealous

  • @jessecanines3340
    @jessecanines3340 10 лет назад +1330

    The interviewer is like a closet gay Mexican Clark Kent

    • @oakpoacher433
      @oakpoacher433 6 лет назад +9

      Jesse Canines they call that "Oscar DeLaJoya syndrome" at FOX5.

    • @unusuario5173
      @unusuario5173 5 лет назад +2

      mexican?

    • @bobgard
      @bobgard 4 года назад

      Jesse Canines canceled! Lol

    • @gogogogogirl
      @gogogogogirl 4 года назад

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

    • @johann242
      @johann242 4 года назад +3

      Gaytonio Banderas

  • @jrrd4069
    @jrrd4069 2 года назад +138

    Patrice O'Neal on Anthony Jeselnik: "He reminds me of a medieval restaurant waiter."

  • @jangalexisruiz7491
    @jangalexisruiz7491 7 лет назад +1742

    that reporter really hates his life. looked at Anthony like a house cat looking out the window dreaming of freedom.

    • @marloz2
      @marloz2 7 лет назад +8

      👌🏼

    • @vividhit
      @vividhit 7 лет назад +40

      Sooooooooo on point

    • @Defenseman61913
      @Defenseman61913 7 лет назад +47

      He lives in a penthouse overlooking Petco Park. Everyone else getting paid shit on that morning shift at 4am hates their life.

    • @munafo13
      @munafo13 7 лет назад +33

      Perfect for when he realizes his life is vapid and pointless, he can throw himself right over the ledge. Since when were children and mortgages life goals???

    • @mxamiss5
      @mxamiss5 7 лет назад +1

      jangalexis Ruiz there's no widow or window it's a studio

  • @jmcieslak0
    @jmcieslak0 9 лет назад +1403

    "I'm happy that you made fun of us, that was the highlight of my morning"
    "It was easy"
    genius

  • @damiantorres1702
    @damiantorres1702 8 лет назад +649

    "You have a big fan back there..."
    "Of course it's a guy."

    • @Johnnyybbee
      @Johnnyybbee 2 года назад

      He seems to know his audience 🤷

  • @flimbonimbo7259
    @flimbonimbo7259 7 лет назад +598

    gotta love right at the end when the reporter says that guy had a HORRIBLE laugh. he was caught up in the moment trying to be offensive too hahaha

  • @jamescthompson4972
    @jamescthompson4972 8 лет назад +177

    haha this guy is laughing but he's got a voice in his ear saying " you're fucking fired"

    • @frnweclipse3130
      @frnweclipse3130 2 года назад +2

      You've just made me burst out laughing at 3 am. Thank you

    • @davehersh667
      @davehersh667 2 года назад +1

      @@frnweclipse3130
      Not me.
      It was 11:30

  • @christianperez7846
    @christianperez7846 4 года назад +46

    Fox 5 did really well. It was a full 2 minutes before Anthony started tearing them to shreds. 😂

  • @kingmufasa2021
    @kingmufasa2021 4 года назад +32

    The reporter was so nervous to be roasted any second. He looked excited for it to though lol

  • @allanbaker7247
    @allanbaker7247 8 лет назад +83

    If cable news was this laid back and entertaining because it's a joy to watch and not because it's crime porn, their numbers would sky rocket

  • @Sgtcygnus
    @Sgtcygnus 8 лет назад +238

    I came on RUclips from Netflix because I was looking for the shark party video and now I've been watching Anthony jeselnik videos for 2 hours

    • @Tunathegr8
      @Tunathegr8 8 лет назад +2

      you and me both

    • @Sgtcygnus
      @Sgtcygnus 8 лет назад

      +GeniusImmortal yeah that's what I was watching on Netflix

    • @mybrainsondrums
      @mybrainsondrums 5 лет назад +3

      That's 2 hours you'll never want to get back

    • @lilchadaldrich
      @lilchadaldrich 4 года назад +2

      His newest special were he is rockin a beard is pretty damn funny as well.
      Watch him on Tom Seguras podcast called Your Mommas House, Tom's wife forces Anthony to watch her favorite Tik-toks and he hates it and makes fun of them, its amazing.

    • @lilchadaldrich
      @lilchadaldrich 4 года назад +3

      ruclips.net/video/M-dp3UgBrcA/видео.html

  • @brandtbuchanan5526
    @brandtbuchanan5526 2 года назад +25

    I like how the reporter cited his mortgage as a concern before citing his offspring

  • @Klont123
    @Klont123 3 года назад +43

    Good to see Clark Kent finally got his promotion.

  • @JungleCrook
    @JungleCrook 4 года назад +34

    that legless cliffhanger at the end, u just cant do that to me

  • @Juxer_SC
    @Juxer_SC 7 лет назад +45

    4:06 the difference in both their reactions to the punchline was gold.

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 3 месяца назад +1

      News man: facepalm, cringing as nerves are unraveling, wiping the sweat springing from his brow.ANTHONY: Enjoying his time in the spotlight with a satisfied grin, relaxed and amused at the silly frantic News bots- hilarious observation.

  • @jamiedandy8311
    @jamiedandy8311 4 года назад +115

    “this was different because everyone likes Roseanne”
    ...oh how times have changed

    • @vicdematos8329
      @vicdematos8329 4 года назад +13

      Jamie Dandy Comics still love Roseanne.

    • @jamiedandy8311
      @jamiedandy8311 4 года назад +3

      Vic Dematos that’s nice you can speak for all the comics. Anthony jeselnik did say the word “everyone” which to me means the public opinion but what do I know 🤷‍♀️

    • @NPORT1981
      @NPORT1981 4 года назад +9

      @@jamiedandy8311 Everyone but the outrage twitter babies

    • @maninblack9850
      @maninblack9850 4 года назад +14

      @@jamiedandy8311
      No he said it was hard for us(the comics) because everyone loves Roseanne(meaning the roasters). Youre not very good at understanding what people are trying to say.

    • @jamiedandy8311
      @jamiedandy8311 4 года назад +6

      Man In Black you aren’t good at understanding that this video was made before Roseanne racism twitter rants and my original comment was comparing the average opinion towards Roseanne before she revealed how much of a racist she is to public opinion of her now. Get smarter plz

  • @rockmonst3r
    @rockmonst3r 8 лет назад +248

    Aw man, wanted to know more about that "leg-less" creature from Sea World...

    • @mattjuve5720
      @mattjuve5720 8 лет назад +18

      Probably a whale. Not surprised that it's legless. More surprised that it's in a news studio.

    • @gregorydiasmusic
      @gregorydiasmusic 8 лет назад +12

      +rockmonst3r Im pretty sure it was Heather Mills

    • @LukasKeeley
      @LukasKeeley 7 лет назад +3

      Ronald Crump I am laughing harder at your comment than I did for the video

    • @zabaoth
      @zabaoth 6 лет назад +2

      I dunno. I saw a whale with a huge leg. Or maybe it wasn't his leg.

    • @Indi
      @Indi 4 года назад

      @@mattjuve5720 this made me cry laughing lmao

  • @common101sense
    @common101sense 10 лет назад +30

    That guy renewed my faith in news channels. But only slightly.

  • @Ubersnipe
    @Ubersnipe 4 года назад +10

    Anthony Jeselnik would make a great Bond villain. When he said "You should all be laughing", I was filled with the conviction that he was going to burn that place to the ground.

  • @NickBultman
    @NickBultman 4 года назад +47

    At the end, “Of course it’s a guy”
    Lmfao that slid right past them

  • @meirwise1107
    @meirwise1107 3 года назад +17

    Anthony Jeselnik is sharp, fearless, intelligent and funny. Can get enough.

  • @KJKanon
    @KJKanon Год назад +6

    This is so funny, but I laughed the hardest at the ending cliffhanger. "Sea World is stopping by with a legless..." A LEGLESS WHAT?

  • @Karynthian
    @Karynthian 2 года назад +5

    The reporter absolutely exposing his coworker at the end there was awesome

  • @hospitalcleaner
    @hospitalcleaner 4 года назад +27

    The reporter's parents are Leonard from the big bang theory and John Hamm

  • @boylibrary3533
    @boylibrary3533 4 года назад +13

    I loved the laugh Anthony did after the cancer joke, it was so genuine because it was from him 😂

  • @CaseyWinehouse
    @CaseyWinehouse 11 месяцев назад +3

    Idk how many times I’ve come back to watch this. It’s really some of his best work.

  • @NextChampion
    @NextChampion 4 года назад +11

    Anthony is a true comic and entertainer, kept a straight face the whole time he was about to roast Fox News lol.

  • @ArmyStrongGangflu
    @ArmyStrongGangflu 8 лет назад +16

    "That's a horrible laugh" made Anthony laugh xD

  • @Hune44
    @Hune44 2 года назад +5

    This was awesome 😂 love that reporter he seems like a comedy fan 👍

  • @TheVeradario1
    @TheVeradario1 8 лет назад +12

    LMAO X 10000 " I dont remember that... this is a great operation you guys are running here... by the way..."
    i hadnt laughed so much in a while..

  • @Naresh10511
    @Naresh10511 3 месяца назад +2

    Only person in the world who can literally get away with any joke, truly blessed

  • @CorporalDillen
    @CorporalDillen 7 лет назад +18

    "seaworld is stopping by with a LEGLESS"...A legless what!? Gah I want to KNOWWWWW

  • @hgfyufyu6r7hjyvhchjxcjy
    @hgfyufyu6r7hjyvhchjxcjy 8 лет назад +298

    the itnerviewer was pretty good too. it can't be easy interviewing anthony AND having a tape misstep. do we know who he is? thumbs up for him

    • @hiphopaDIZZL
      @hiphopaDIZZL 7 лет назад +8

      english bitch do you speak it?

    • @Gtrdxvgyfvbhhfc
      @Gtrdxvgyfvbhhfc 6 лет назад +33

      hiphopaDIZZL I understood what she said...

    • @GiovanniTancrediChan
      @GiovanniTancrediChan 6 лет назад +3

      do you?

    • @Ryan-kb8ui
      @Ryan-kb8ui 5 лет назад +10

      hiphopaDIZZL there was literally no broken English in her comment

    • @Hoganply
      @Hoganply 4 года назад +7

      @@hiphopaDIZZL Were you trying to roast her? lol

  • @ashley-nt8ub
    @ashley-nt8ub 8 лет назад +7

    This is so great. Interviewer is a natural.

  • @donaldxavier2056
    @donaldxavier2056 7 лет назад +5

    One of my favorite comedians. His humor is on another level :D

  • @emmaz9248
    @emmaz9248 9 лет назад +26

    10 buck says she's gonna say ''legless lego legolas''

  • @harshabastola5266
    @harshabastola5266 8 лет назад +13

    God dammit, finish your sentence woman, I want to know more about that legless thing from Sea World.

  • @IZZY_EDIBLE
    @IZZY_EDIBLE 4 года назад +52

    ". . . with a legless. . ."
    What?
    With a legless what?

    • @boreduser12
      @boreduser12 4 года назад +10

      ...a legless lego legolas and legless lego logolas' legless lego lass.

    • @mylord9395
      @mylord9395 4 года назад +1

      @@boreduser12 Fuck

    • @jeremyfrancispiano2
      @jeremyfrancispiano2 3 года назад +6

      Beats me... But i bet it isn't doing stand-up

    • @ZedNebuloid
      @ZedNebuloid 3 года назад

      A legless midget in a bikini.

  • @nir24adler
    @nir24adler 9 лет назад +200

    the interviewer is cool he is real and nice and dorky

    • @OtisOtisHH17
      @OtisOtisHH17 9 лет назад +14

      I would've cracked up if Anthony had been like "You look like an old lady from a Gary Larson comic."

    • @Flamo353
      @Flamo353 7 лет назад +3

      i wouldn't use the word "cool" to describe him

    • @redshift912
      @redshift912 5 лет назад +4

      He has to conceal his identity so no one knows he flys around and saves people

  • @DreadedLad88
    @DreadedLad88 3 года назад +1

    Jeselnik had the Reporter wanting to cut loose and speak his mind, but he was like.... "Nah, I got a mortgage" lol

  • @diptanshusingh1813
    @diptanshusingh1813 Год назад +3

    Love anthony. How fast he acted

  • @spanishist
    @spanishist 10 лет назад +19

    The interviewer was in on the joke. He enjoyed Jeselnik's style of comedy.

  • @Grievous-
    @Grievous- 3 года назад

    Saw him live in Brisbane Australia back in 2019, great show.

  • @wolfeeewolf
    @wolfeeewolf 10 лет назад +7

    I love the effect he had on the robot man.

  • @willkoestner4159
    @willkoestner4159 3 года назад +7

    Anthony has a golden voice. Couldnt care less if you hate him or his jokes. The guy has a gorgeous voice.

    • @bansheeofinisheerin
      @bansheeofinisheerin Год назад

      Not really. Sounds pretty average. Not great diction. Lazy enunciation. Quite monotone. Nothing special at all.

  • @bobbowie9350
    @bobbowie9350 2 года назад +2

    Anthony is one of the few comedians that tells jokes. Not complaints. No stories of...

  • @sabourin09
    @sabourin09 10 лет назад +33

    Sea world is stopping by with a legless orca trainer.

    • @redshark618
      @redshark618 2 года назад

      Really underrated joke, you should be doin sets

  • @cbishop41483
    @cbishop41483 6 лет назад +1

    I love you Anthony Jeselnik, so so awesome!!

  • @brandonbarhydt
    @brandonbarhydt 7 лет назад +20

    SeaWorld is stopping by with a legless fish. Who knew?

  • @ThePaoOfTooh
    @ThePaoOfTooh 8 лет назад +7

    the sheer fear on the reporters face whenever he remembers that he is a news anchor, that it is his job, that he was constantly breaking routine and dropping his professionalism,, and is then instantly reminded of the fact that he may lose his job. priceless.

  • @BookOfMorman
    @BookOfMorman 2 года назад +3

    If someone told me Jeselnik was a real-life vampire, I wouldn't be shocked

    • @Fluoride_Jones
      @Fluoride_Jones 11 месяцев назад

      +ogEvanAlmighty
      Because he's cold as ice? 🤔

  • @corkyvanderhaven3391
    @corkyvanderhaven3391 2 года назад

    Best morning clip ever
    Watched it 10x
    Show it to everyone

  • @goatymcgoatface3575
    @goatymcgoatface3575 2 года назад

    Oh myGod, he's amazing. That was so quick

  • @cameronburdette8565
    @cameronburdette8565 3 года назад

    Such a nice interviewer. I love that guy. for real

  • @jpcyphers
    @jpcyphers 7 лет назад +32

    This host must be trying to win a Clark Kent look alike contest.

  • @DJMichaelAngelo
    @DJMichaelAngelo 5 лет назад +1

    THANK YOU for posting this whole thing! I saw a clip of it on one of those compilation YT videos, and HAD to search out his full segment here....freaking hilarious :p that host seems kinda like a dim-bulb, like super SUPER phony and just sorta awkward? bad interviewer

  • @manleeman5212
    @manleeman5212 2 года назад +7

    "Of course its a guy"
    Followed by the interviewer just saying "that is a horrible laugh" and basically getting censored. Now we know what he meant when he said he wished he could say remotely what Jesselnik says.

  • @henrychinaski5938
    @henrychinaski5938 8 лет назад +2

    I re watch this all the time , always funny lol

  • @carrowxhex6891
    @carrowxhex6891 4 года назад

    I would watch that news. Great reporters! It was entertaining. I even like the brick pull down background that was not centered in the shot.

  • @CanadianRaven13
    @CanadianRaven13 7 лет назад +7

    Great video, gotta love the host.

  • @pinkusfloydus9373
    @pinkusfloydus9373 4 года назад +3

    How interviews should be done with a comedian.. loved it

  • @StudioMod
    @StudioMod 10 лет назад +12

    I love how he turned the joke into Fox News as the target -- that was unbelievable.

    • @StudioMod
      @StudioMod 6 месяцев назад +1

      10 years ago I had an existence that you could call a reasonable life. Hi happy, past me. I miss you.

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 3 месяца назад

      @@StudioModsome of us mourn the loss of all we knew and who we were, I’m homesick for what’s no more, inside I cannot ever leave , always and never are when I will return to the ever after of before.

  • @matiasvega4191
    @matiasvega4191 8 лет назад +24

    Is it me or is the reporter nervous because he doesn't want to get roasted?

  • @Neurotripsicks
    @Neurotripsicks 6 лет назад +7

    "My friend Jeff is gay... I think.
    I dunno I'm bad with names."

  • @mystikosadhana6240
    @mystikosadhana6240 2 года назад

    It was great. Even the ending when that lady introduced the next thing on the show. "legless", seems like some quality content!

  • @serialgamist7381
    @serialgamist7381 Год назад +1

    I love how the reporter sets him up!
    They’d do a good podcast together

  • @ShellyBBird
    @ShellyBBird 2 года назад +3

    “My audience is like that” followed by an evil grin 😂😂

  • @corkyvanderhaven3391
    @corkyvanderhaven3391 3 года назад

    One of the best clips ever on live tv

  • @shadowprince4482
    @shadowprince4482 6 лет назад

    How has this video not gone viral? So damn funny when he does the dub over.

  • @melissag1364
    @melissag1364 5 лет назад +5

    That reporter kept up incredibly well. He’s great and so is Anthony

    • @Ausnapify
      @Ausnapify 4 года назад

      Melissa Gray I care about you hun

  • @TheJokomonk
    @TheJokomonk 4 года назад

    Lifetime fan from this moment on.

  • @checkmeowt6948
    @checkmeowt6948 6 лет назад +1

    I'm from San diego and the reporter is actually a super chill dude..gets drunk haha

    • @Syclone0044
      @Syclone0044 4 года назад

      Oh wow, really? This whole thing is too perfect is started thinking maybe it's an entire sketch with a fake news show, especially the way it gets cut off "With a legless.." lol

  • @matth3002
    @matth3002 6 лет назад +4

    You can get away with being mean if you do it right, that guy at the end messed up his only attempt.

  • @andrewvalenzuela4383
    @andrewvalenzuela4383 2 года назад +1

    That whole, " segment " was awesome! That's the fun the news misses

  • @maximeb190
    @maximeb190 3 года назад +1

    That reporter is awesome, great energy!

  • @mbober
    @mbober 6 лет назад +10

    This reporter is another graduate of the Jimmy Fallon School of Broadcasting

  • @ladaddy19
    @ladaddy19 4 года назад +4

    Anthony has the best demeanor. His comedy wouldn't be funny if he didn't appear to be a sociopath.

  • @MsEv88
    @MsEv88 5 лет назад

    Love this dude!

  • @babyhilts
    @babyhilts 10 лет назад +2

    His fucking smirk and laugh after they replay the Trump joke is just awesome

  • @jakehahn2457
    @jakehahn2457 6 лет назад

    Love that dude

  • @gkt7412
    @gkt7412 3 месяца назад

    Anthony Jeselnik had some great quips here but the funniest moment was at the end when the news lady says, “Sea World is coming by with a LEGLESS….”!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @GrumpyTweety
    @GrumpyTweety 4 года назад +2

    5:04 I can listen to that laugh all day.

  • @evaknievel4449
    @evaknievel4449 3 года назад +2

    lol. It ends with her saying "That's not nice! Sea World is stopping by w/a legless..."

  • @ryanhampson673
    @ryanhampson673 2 года назад +3

    Anthony’s “Ahaha” after the cancer joke.

  • @someOldBaldguy
    @someOldBaldguy Год назад

    Props to the reporter. Probably the coolest morning host I've seen

  • @allenedwards2940
    @allenedwards2940 3 года назад

    They are cool at that station, appeared on there before. Cool team.

  • @mickos_
    @mickos_ 5 лет назад +2

    I love Anthony. He’s too funny

  • @portyMD
    @portyMD 8 лет назад +1

    lol the veryyy end...the girl reporter "ah, thats not nice!" "and later today seaworld is stopping by with a legless...." audio cuts off, OMG WHAT HAS SEAWORLD DONE NOW

  • @boostedz
    @boostedz 2 года назад

    The way he stares into the reporters soul gets me everytime

  • @kyleheaser351boombaby
    @kyleheaser351boombaby 2 года назад

    This was so great!! 😅😅

  • @rossifumifan1
    @rossifumifan1 3 года назад

    This is hilarious! Anthony is so quick !

  • @MegaJcoulter
    @MegaJcoulter 2 года назад +1

    Props to the reporter.... he’s nervous but did great!!!

  • @mikeskidoo3991
    @mikeskidoo3991 4 года назад +2

    "I'll hang out with you guys all day you guys are really cool"

  • @MagicFunnyGuy
    @MagicFunnyGuy 3 года назад

    are there still tickets available?

  • @BACKinBLACK1080
    @BACKinBLACK1080 10 лет назад +3

    Looks like they brought up a clip of a muted YT video lol.

  • @billpullen9627
    @billpullen9627 3 года назад +3

    The interviewer reminds me of Clark Kent