Jeff Ross Roasts The Whole Morning News Team

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  • Опубликовано: 27 мар 2019
  • This segment aired on the KTLA 5 Morning News Show on Thursday March 28th, 2018.

Комментарии • 324

  • @RandomGuy42016
    @RandomGuy42016 4 года назад +742

    Imagine if he was going 100%. They’d shut down completely.

    • @pmpdaddyt1218
      @pmpdaddyt1218 4 года назад +8

      Facts!
      But did anyone notice the scrolling news? The headlines are super depressing...

    • @amineHighTube
      @amineHighTube 4 года назад +7

      He actually does a lot of research on someone and their history to roast them, in this cas he just focuses on looks and it is a lomited roast haha

    • @Ironsight813
      @Ironsight813 4 года назад

      Carlos Ruiz woop woop !

  • @dwainfisher4119
    @dwainfisher4119 4 года назад +711

    Jeff Ross looking like zoidberg from futurama! Lmao

  • @sirbrad4
    @sirbrad4 4 года назад +350

    You can tell Jeff has never been up this early.

    • @greveeen
      @greveeen 4 года назад +4

      He looks like he flipped 4:20 and blazed one before going to the show

    • @ebayseller6040
      @ebayseller6040 3 года назад +5

      yeah he didnt sleep because he didnt wanna wake up that early

    • @angryroy6277
      @angryroy6277 Год назад +3

      He overcooked the wake n bake.

  • @davedalessandroDalessandro
    @davedalessandroDalessandro 4 года назад +531

    Ross looks like the villian at the end of each level of sonic the hedgehog game!

  • @SunChipss
    @SunChipss 4 года назад +127

    Jeff Ross looking like a retired Super Mario 🤣

    • @rod7390
      @rod7390 4 года назад +1

      You mean a retired racist Mario

    • @castricv
      @castricv 4 года назад +1

      Nah hes luigi all the way

  • @TooShots
    @TooShots 5 лет назад +695

    Dr. Phil is getting pretty funny

    • @naliashanon7620
      @naliashanon7620 4 года назад +4

      Destin Collins .lol

    • @mutedrumsdaddy3108
      @mutedrumsdaddy3108 4 года назад +7

      Do you know how many more drugs it would take for Dr. Phil to look like Jeff Ross!? Bahahhaaaa

    • @sebastianc2077
      @sebastianc2077 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂👌

    • @dchavez1528
      @dchavez1528 4 года назад

      Give him a double Jameson he'll be fine

    • @andrewgonzalez2682
      @andrewgonzalez2682 4 года назад +1

      Incredible. . . Absolutely incredible. Good job kid.

  • @therealreport2778
    @therealreport2778 4 года назад +190

    Jeff Ross looks like a seal who's about to give a speech to his seal comrades.

  • @redlemur7944
    @redlemur7944 4 года назад +103

    Jeff Ross looks like Pablo Escobar undergoing chemotherapy

  • @maymoonirfan38
    @maymoonirfan38 5 лет назад +356

    Still waiting for him to roast the morning news crew.

    • @tomy5868
      @tomy5868 4 года назад +15

      they think he did....he thinks he did...comedy central thinks he does...real comedy knows he didn't come close.

    • @DeadStarShine
      @DeadStarShine 4 года назад +4

      This dude has been scamming people for years. I know middle schoolers who can roast a feast around Jeff Ross. Idk who finds him funny but this guy is as corny as they come.

    • @cloud_monkey422
      @cloud_monkey422 4 года назад +11

      Manuel Perez it’s called “ for tv”

    • @branGG
      @branGG 4 года назад +12

      Manuel Perez the dude is pretty funny. His delivery is also really good. But, you probably think kevin hart is the #1 comedian right

    • @d1ehl.
      @d1ehl. 4 года назад

      Heard that!

  • @Alex-ou4tn
    @Alex-ou4tn 4 года назад +63

    “I look like Bruce Willis if he drowned.” -Jeff Ross 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gassxh
    @gassxh 5 лет назад +138

    The older he gets the more he looks like 1950s detectives

  • @barbaraalva2830
    @barbaraalva2830 4 года назад +34

    It’s actually an honor to be roasted by the roast master Jeff Ross.

  • @storress12
    @storress12 4 года назад +34

    Ross looks like he watches the human centipede from a technical stand point

  • @jackbinkerd8413
    @jackbinkerd8413 4 года назад +38

    2:31 Jeff Ross about to grant three wishes

    • @clementquillet3279
      @clementquillet3279 4 года назад +1

      Jack Binkerd underrated

    • @ayy2193
      @ayy2193 4 года назад +1

      If you pause it looks like the other guy wished to become a middle aged Darth vader

  • @Hamid8766
    @Hamid8766 5 лет назад +32

    "Can i put the white house on airbnb?" lmfao

  • @rafaelcisneros562
    @rafaelcisneros562 4 года назад +12

    When he said "No that's Bullying" I just Bromantically Loved him so much more

  • @g.austins5508
    @g.austins5508 4 года назад +9

    Jeff Ross looks like a actual Simpson character 😂

  • @smmusicplus96
    @smmusicplus96 4 года назад +16

    Jeff looks like the love child of Cheech Marin and Sir Patrick Stewart.

  • @TheCpadron19
    @TheCpadron19 4 года назад +18

    Jeff Ross is so damn high in this, look at his eyes! LMAO

    • @TheCpadron19
      @TheCpadron19 4 года назад

      @Steven Richter Or he's always high ;)

    • @TheCpadron19
      @TheCpadron19 3 года назад

      @Jackie Brison you're an idiot.

  • @dakotagrown8619
    @dakotagrown8619 4 года назад +6

    That's so cool Dave attel is his favorite comedian. I love Dave attel. Highly underrated.

  • @CamiloGonzalez10
    @CamiloGonzalez10 4 года назад +3

    Sam Morrill said: "Jeff, you look like a rap group's first manager"
    LMAO

  • @_boof
    @_boof 4 года назад +27

    Jeff aged 20 years in about 5.

    • @AirKangLocker
      @AirKangLocker 4 года назад +1

      He got burned out from all the roasting he gave

    • @TRJ2241987
      @TRJ2241987 4 года назад

      Closer to 20 years overnight honestly.....somewhere between 2014 and 2015....I remember the first time seeing him after being stunned

    • @flamemojis
      @flamemojis 4 года назад

      @@AirKangLocker lol

    • @justinklenk
      @justinklenk 3 года назад

      And yet, the man's immortal; a legend in his own time...

  • @tstan9713
    @tstan9713 4 года назад +80

    News crew is so lame its funny omg, schindlers list joke got em, ooohhhhhhh

    • @constantinvaldor3742
      @constantinvaldor3742 4 года назад +3

      But Jews are the ultimate victims even though they are the most successful 🤔

    • @tstan9713
      @tstan9713 4 года назад +1

      @@constantinvaldor3742 and?

    • @constantinvaldor3742
      @constantinvaldor3742 4 года назад +1

      @@tstan9713 and they are not really but that's antisemitic apparently

    • @tstan9713
      @tstan9713 4 года назад +2

      @@constantinvaldor3742 if jews can joke about it, so can you, chill

    • @constantinvaldor3742
      @constantinvaldor3742 4 года назад

      @@tstan9713 ok cool.

  • @rontennis6569
    @rontennis6569 4 года назад +1

    I like this guy. Delivers consistent, dependable humor

  • @Ez1DD
    @Ez1DD 4 года назад +12

    Get this guy a chef hat, I swear Jeff looks like Chef boyardee

  • @onemoretime107
    @onemoretime107 4 года назад +5

    First rated G roast I've see Ross do

  • @Brad772006
    @Brad772006 4 года назад +8

    Jeff looks like he is ready to audition for a role in Kevin Smith's Tusk 2, I ate the walrus.

  • @winter_silhouette
    @winter_silhouette 4 года назад +4

    Jeff Ross looks like Mario if he had cancer

  • @KeithN87
    @KeithN87 4 года назад +8

    He's going to replace Jim Carey in the Sonic sequel

  • @seansolo8524
    @seansolo8524 4 года назад +1

    Jeff has the best set up and delivery in comedy of all time 😂

  • @wHiTe9291
    @wHiTe9291 4 года назад +2

    4:36 “ If I’m off if I have a night off and the sun sets and the night starts Something takes over and I just start roasting whoever’s in front of me” 💀

  • @RyanHoguePassiveIncome
    @RyanHoguePassiveIncome 5 лет назад +7

    Jeff Ross is hilarious, his podcast is gold too... ROAST IN PEACE ✝

    • @chrisboradnax2303
      @chrisboradnax2303 5 лет назад

      Ryan Hogue Passive Income GOD BLESS you brotha , keep your relationship with JESUS right mane , he got your back 💯 have a blessed week !

  • @stig5763
    @stig5763 4 года назад +2

    Appearing uncomfortably stoned in this clip 😂😂😂😂

  • @aaronhobson29
    @aaronhobson29 3 года назад +2

    Jeff Ross and Dave Attell the best comic Duo ever

  • @flagshipphotos2730
    @flagshipphotos2730 4 года назад

    Jeff is awesome!!

  • @robsmuckers4263
    @robsmuckers4263 2 года назад +1

    Iron Sheik does a nice Jeff Ross impersonation

  • @ChristianSuarez-gz1ig
    @ChristianSuarez-gz1ig 4 года назад +1

    i always like when jeff is at my house and he makes me laugh and at the end of the conversation im dying laughin n i make a thrusting motion with my fingers insserting into the crevice i make with the other hand

  • @hayk3000
    @hayk3000 4 года назад +6

    1:29 Jeff Ross does the duduw

  • @dandruff54
    @dandruff54 4 года назад

    Man I can’t believe Sam and Mark are still doing this. I’ve watched them 25 years ago. Wow good for them. 🥇

  • @jordanalex6880
    @jordanalex6880 4 года назад +3

    Jeff Ross looks Dr. Phil, if Dr. Phil's mom was a heavy drinker during her pregnancy

  • @wolverine1212
    @wolverine1212 3 года назад

    I love Jeff

  • @remyverduzco
    @remyverduzco 4 года назад +4

    Ross lookin like Post Malone’s dad 😂

    • @paultaylor328
      @paultaylor328 2 года назад

      Hm. At least somebody in that family has some talent.

  • @marcelcovaci9922
    @marcelcovaci9922 2 года назад

    This was clean

  • @soccerislife6108
    @soccerislife6108 4 года назад

    Jeff Ross is actually a super cool guy. He's a sweetheart

  • @abdirocksbigtime
    @abdirocksbigtime 4 года назад +1

    Jeff Ross looks like Shrek with Mustache

  • @_Quisel
    @_Quisel 4 года назад +2

    I love that the comments are pretty much a roast. Lmao

  • @s.o.s.exploration2412
    @s.o.s.exploration2412 4 года назад +5

    Jeff Ross looks like he went from Adam Sandler jewish to Bob Hoskins in Super Mario Bros. 😄 Great guy tho.

  • @oodoodoopoopoo
    @oodoodoopoopoo 4 года назад

    Cool, what a coincidence, my son just happens to be playing Mario Bros as I'm watching this!

  • @natedog1994
    @natedog1994 Год назад

    Was waiting for him to roast old mates stutter sitting next to him lol

  • @eqh1593
    @eqh1593 4 года назад

    These guys are pretty great..

  • @sarmenpm1304
    @sarmenpm1304 4 года назад +1

    What y'all saw was just 1% of Jeff Ross.

  • @dtabyss1160
    @dtabyss1160 4 года назад +1

    The cartoon character is pretty hilarious

  • @SumanTiwariNamaste
    @SumanTiwariNamaste 4 года назад +1

    Mr. Potato from Toy Story

  • @joey19xx73
    @joey19xx73 4 года назад

    From Paris, with love
    -Starring Jeff Ross

  • @CallumJonesComedy
    @CallumJonesComedy 4 года назад +1

    jeff ross looks like the head of security at a gay bar

  • @3rdeye931
    @3rdeye931 4 года назад +1

    Jeff Ross is the kind of guy to fart and slyly smile at you until you smelt it

  • @TheSmokey1424
    @TheSmokey1424 3 года назад +1

    "Its the first time I've seen jeff ross without a cloud of marijuana smoke around his head" - Norm-ish quote

  • @trentwest2013
    @trentwest2013 3 года назад

    This man is a ticking time bomb

  • @biddiatfarraj
    @biddiatfarraj 4 года назад

    Jeff Ross is a comedy genius

  • @DrAdnan
    @DrAdnan 4 года назад +3

    He’s pretty funny

  • @DeadStarShine
    @DeadStarShine 4 года назад

    That mustache looks like a hand-me-down, must be some kind of family heirloom.

  • @danielbenjamin3084
    @danielbenjamin3084 4 года назад +2

    Jeff Ross looks like Ron Jeremy’s brother

  • @RoddyTullenz
    @RoddyTullenz 4 года назад

    John Mayer finally opened up about being the Frankenstein monster.

  • @mts12270
    @mts12270 3 года назад

    ‘These are potent times’....
    That guy foresaw the future for sure....
    🤔

  • @TheTrollicus
    @TheTrollicus 3 года назад

    my mans was baked out of his mind

  • @vikepfukrei1519
    @vikepfukrei1519 4 года назад

    what is that song in the end

  • @rossturpin4696
    @rossturpin4696 4 года назад +1

    Lol Jeff is stoned AF

  • @vikepfukrei1519
    @vikepfukrei1519 4 года назад

    What is that song in the end. Anyone?

  • @jessemoz848
    @jessemoz848 4 года назад

    1:20 these are potent times
    Jeff's like wait wut...

  • @fawc420
    @fawc420 4 года назад +1

    You look like you shop at autozone. 😂😂

  • @cridder_face6960
    @cridder_face6960 4 года назад +6

    I've never seen a more hungover looking person in my life.

  • @SubirN
    @SubirN 4 года назад

    he shoulda said the lady dressed like Little Red Ridinghood haha

  • @elpinchimaniaco
    @elpinchimaniaco 4 года назад +1

    5:45 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @hanadisaffieddine3964
    @hanadisaffieddine3964 4 года назад

    Jeff Ross stand up.....
    I was meant to search that

  • @forkyyyy7842
    @forkyyyy7842 3 года назад

    its been 75 years 😂😂

  • @teo5836
    @teo5836 4 года назад +1

    Jess Ross looks like that MEME seal

  • @rodrigofernandez9055
    @rodrigofernandez9055 4 года назад

    Dr Evil is going on tour

  • @favoriteyoutubechannel2613
    @favoriteyoutubechannel2613 4 года назад +1

    Sure is one hilarious sea lion.

  • @gingerbreadman8304
    @gingerbreadman8304 4 года назад

    Wal Ross called. he wants his moustache!

  • @bigron766
    @bigron766 4 года назад +1

    He looks like Verne troyer on growth

  • @jeezy4764
    @jeezy4764 4 года назад +1

    Jeff looks like a walrus with a mustache

  • @saroopss
    @saroopss 3 года назад

    I always found comedians who pick ppl from the crowd and start going at them is bullying lightly/hardly. Here he points out the same thing

  • @jsil_
    @jsil_ 4 года назад

    Jeff looks like a nomad magician in candy land

  • @goodfuneral7709
    @goodfuneral7709 4 года назад +1

    He looks higher then his cholesterol 😁

  • @bmorekid28
    @bmorekid28 4 года назад

    If he really roasted them he’d be escorted out by security 😐........👮🏻‍♂️👮🏾‍♂️👮🏻. All of them would rethink their life choices 😂

  • @TiddyFreckle
    @TiddyFreckle 4 года назад

    Bob Belcher’s son, Gene Belcher, All-Grown-Up 😂

  • @waynerembert3116
    @waynerembert3116 4 года назад +39

    Ross is what Hitler would look like if he shaved his head, grew a thicker mustache and gained 50 pounds.

  • @allanfizzahmeh3037
    @allanfizzahmeh3037 4 года назад

    Jeff looks like Doctor Ivo Robotnik

  • @roc8083
    @roc8083 3 года назад

    Jeff is BAKED

  • @ZuRoSorra
    @ZuRoSorra 4 года назад

    Did he say amy schumer lmfao

  • @spar0035
    @spar0035 4 года назад

    Man his voice changed, it's all deep and grizzly now.

  • @teo5836
    @teo5836 4 года назад

    Jeff Ross looks like the Walrus from Alice In Wonderland.

  • @greg_krupa
    @greg_krupa Год назад

    Damn Jeff is hungover af lolz

  • @arbin.m.5089
    @arbin.m.5089 4 года назад

    Ross be sounding like Tyson.

  • @1tsjX3
    @1tsjX3 4 года назад

    “That’s bullying but what I do do” ,,he said doodoo

  • @kennyoconnor6564
    @kennyoconnor6564 4 года назад +4

    I miss insomniac!

  • @mateusz3844
    @mateusz3844 4 года назад

    Jeff 'Good sport' Ross

  • @thomasjones4306
    @thomasjones4306 4 года назад

    I don’t know why but he should be name Mr. Puggly. Lol

  • @kevink6420
    @kevink6420 3 года назад

    He looks high enough to blind with a piece of dental floss

  • @tattvamasi5717
    @tattvamasi5717 4 года назад

    Looks like someone who is having some really serious allergic reaction.