Jeff Ross - I Found A Lump

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  • Опубликовано: 24 июл 2016
  • #JeffRoss roasts the audience, describes meeting a shady customs agent, and then recites an original love poem.
    Jeff Ross stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2011
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  • @professorsereno
    @professorsereno 7 лет назад +825

    thought the guy was going to steal the show, but Ross managed him

    • @Talisman09
      @Talisman09 6 лет назад +66

      Steal the show? He's an annoying douche bag

    • @jeffreyadams8345
      @jeffreyadams8345 6 лет назад +36

      Tcheliinhoo this was planned, you do know that right?

    • @gringgles2633
      @gringgles2633 3 года назад +2

      he was an audience plant comics and magicians do it all the time

    • @t.d.2016
      @t.d.2016 3 года назад

      He was clearly a plant

    • @aneetnaidu
      @aneetnaidu 2 года назад

      @@Talisman09 poor guy doesn't know what a plant is

  • @triforceofpowa
    @triforceofpowa 6 лет назад +255

    The Glee joke aged soo well.

    • @youtuber35608
      @youtuber35608 3 года назад +2

      Aaaand now it didn’t.

    • @patrickwannafightaboutit6338
      @patrickwannafightaboutit6338 3 года назад

      Not anymore....two people died from that show....sex related

    • @treyjetson5320
      @treyjetson5320 3 года назад +2

      @@patrickwannafightaboutit6338 Both? One guy overdosed on drugs and the other hung himself after getting caught with child porn. I liked the show at first but there was entirely too much singing and a bit too much gay stuff.

  • @presidentcamacho4236
    @presidentcamacho4236 6 лет назад +83

    I'm glad Ross roasted that "volunteer" from the audience. God damn that dude sure was full of himself.

  • @divagirl10
    @divagirl10 Год назад +7

    I met him at his Seattle concert a few weeks ago. Very humble and down to earth. No air of entitlement at all

  • @austinfull8941
    @austinfull8941 8 лет назад +461

    The Roast Master General.

    • @DivergentDroid
      @DivergentDroid 6 лет назад +1

      More like The Roast Master Private. You know the Military has a policy of don't ask, don't tell.

    • @jam1870utube
      @jam1870utube 5 лет назад

      I t think Jeff Ross has really f****** funny.

  • @Doomreb
    @Doomreb 7 лет назад +213

    he wasn't gonna make it tonight but someone poured him a drink and this man invited him up on stage. hahaha that guy was hammered

    • @jeffreyadams8345
      @jeffreyadams8345 6 лет назад +6

      Doomreb i imvited anyone on stage! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @whooodat3723
      @whooodat3723 6 лет назад

      yankees 64 *invited

    • @jeffreyadams8345
      @jeffreyadams8345 4 года назад +4

      I invited anyone up on stage, not sure it's your big break

  • @Williaem00
    @Williaem00 5 лет назад +105

    Camera lesbian 😭😂😂

    • @treyjetson5320
      @treyjetson5320 3 года назад +1

      Even camera lesbian was hot, Canada is full of hot white girls huh. Barely any fat people it seems.

    • @ducklaser
      @ducklaser 3 года назад

      @@treyjetson5320 Nah, it's just Montréal, and there's a funny historical reason for it.

  • @kuroichan101
    @kuroichan101 5 лет назад +30

    The volunteer and him kinda matched well lmaoo

  • @mickeyromeo
    @mickeyromeo 5 лет назад +33

    I think Jeff Ross one of the best comedians that ever lived.

  • @gmy33
    @gmy33 6 лет назад +6

    ross is social genius .. he just understands ..and really knows which direction to take ..hats of to him !!!!

  • @LASR71
    @LASR71 7 лет назад +190

    I love Ross' comedy. He knew how to keep the attention away from this hammered bozo, lol Not sure if he was part of the act, but was funny as hell.

    • @kudosm7831
      @kudosm7831 6 лет назад +6

      It's a staged comedy bit are you stupid.

    • @jeffreyadams8345
      @jeffreyadams8345 6 лет назад

      kudos m yes hard not to see the obvious

    • @jeffreyadams8345
      @jeffreyadams8345 5 лет назад +3

      He was, a planned act trust me

    • @lilchadaldrich
      @lilchadaldrich 4 года назад +1

      What are we in middle school? Still calling people stupid?
      I was mad that he had that dude who was part of the act come up on stage, but then the dude could barely play the piano... so now I'm a little confused too...

    • @JohnJDNB
      @JohnJDNB 4 года назад +2

      Y'all are dumb and have clearly never seen Jeff Ross comedy. The dude was absolutely hammered first of all, couldn't play the only song he knew, and Jeff Ross does this stuff all the time and not with that guy. That is his comedy. Involving the crowd and making fun of them and with them.

  • @MTG776
    @MTG776 6 лет назад +18

    That Aids documentary joke... Killer

  • @kylekylekeownhotmailcouk
    @kylekylekeownhotmailcouk 8 лет назад +102

    This guy is so funny need to find more on this guy 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @brantgomez4890
    @brantgomez4890 6 лет назад +497

    That volunteer is the guy you think is cool and could be a friend but then a few moments go by and you realize he trys way to hard in every aspect in life

    • @vientolunar77
      @vientolunar77 5 лет назад +6

      Exactly!

    • @47imagine
      @47imagine 5 лет назад +33

      And yet he probably gets laid more than any of us. I'm sad

    • @Agnes135
      @Agnes135 5 лет назад +4

      Oh fuck off

    • @farfromirrational948
      @farfromirrational948 4 года назад +21

      @Elixir trying too hard doesnt necessarily refer to the amount of effort going into the task at hand.
      Its a reference to his overall demeanor. A mentality of attempting to be cool or superior. A lack of humility.
      With all the likes it seems op's comment struck a chord with lots of people

    • @N12Gautam
      @N12Gautam 4 года назад +2

      Far from Irrational yeah cause they’re jealous he’s living his life and they’re withering away. The guys just having fun and was funny, but people always hate what they can’t have

  • @supaburger
    @supaburger 5 лет назад +26

    that dude is a budget russell brand

  • @17mrbrightside
    @17mrbrightside 6 лет назад +6

    Saw this guy live in Utah when I was driving through Sundance and he happened to be performing there.. one of the best nights that whole year!

  • @tylersbrokenchair
    @tylersbrokenchair 7 лет назад +438

    That pianist guy is a Russell Brand copycat.

    • @jeffreyadams8345
      @jeffreyadams8345 6 лет назад +2

      Tyler Morse nice catch, absolutely!

    • @BeyondDestiny
      @BeyondDestiny 6 лет назад +1

      I was hoping it was Fleetwood Mac but then he turned around

    • @gavinmcgowan7131
      @gavinmcgowan7131 5 лет назад +20

      Russel Off-Brand

    • @theyoutubemoneymachine6494
      @theyoutubemoneymachine6494 4 года назад

      @@gavinmcgowan7131 This is BY FAR the best joke on this page! YOU WIN

    • @lawman34
      @lawman34 4 года назад

      I genuinely believed it was Russel brand for 30 seconds

  • @zachthura8437
    @zachthura8437 8 лет назад +138

    It's weird seeing him with hair :p

    • @G17x
      @G17x 7 лет назад

      yep

    • @keymaster430
      @keymaster430 6 лет назад +5

      He changes his appearance so often, it's hard to keep up with his look. Sometimes he's fat, sometimes skinny. Sometimes his hair's short, sometimes it's long or he has a beard and other times he doesn't.

  • @heathkitchen4315
    @heathkitchen4315 6 лет назад

    This was magic. Super awesome!!!!!!

  • @lynnkelley6655
    @lynnkelley6655 6 лет назад +2

    Thank you. Laughed my ass off.

  • @airport862
    @airport862 7 лет назад +115

    Indiana Jones' nephew. haha.

  • @Fastjimmy041
    @Fastjimmy041 7 лет назад +65

    Jeff Ross is always hilarious

    • @lavender1394
      @lavender1394 4 года назад

      he still holds up years later.

  • @kasv4103
    @kasv4103 5 лет назад +27

    He is an awesome roaster, just felt him trying trying not to roast the volunteer.

  • @benjamingracian277
    @benjamingracian277 2 года назад

    This is one of my favorite sets

  • @YaoEspirito
    @YaoEspirito 5 лет назад +4

    That Glee joke. Love it.

  • @ronhoek69
    @ronhoek69 4 года назад +3

    This is hilarious, just great.

  • @jaredfranco10
    @jaredfranco10 4 года назад +7

    The Glee Joke got me bad.

  • @JazzyJonas
    @JazzyJonas 3 года назад +1

    He actually roasted the stage itself. No one does it better.

  • @dickrichard5579
    @dickrichard5579 4 года назад +6

    Long live the roast master general

  • @ShawnFX
    @ShawnFX 2 года назад

    "Indiana Jone's nephew" 😂😂

  • @raghavsharma4011
    @raghavsharma4011 6 лет назад +4

    That was surprisingly funny

  • @johnvasi796
    @johnvasi796 4 года назад +1

    Jeff is so good lol

  • @sid-
    @sid- 3 года назад

    He took back the jacket he threw... hahahahaa he broke🤣

  • @harrytee7159
    @harrytee7159 5 лет назад

    The glee joke killed me lol

  • @LeonardoDiax24
    @LeonardoDiax24 5 лет назад +1

    THIS THE FUNNIEST GUY ALIVE BRUHHHH

  • @champarr9278
    @champarr9278 3 года назад

    Thats the most accurate cat poem lol

  • @elicabrera6437
    @elicabrera6437 4 года назад +4

    This man is just plain funny

  • @JohnJDNB
    @JohnJDNB 4 года назад +2

    The man is amazing

  • @jeffreyadams207
    @jeffreyadams207 Год назад

    The guy who joins Jeff was awesome!

  • @hyasmine7336
    @hyasmine7336 5 лет назад +1

    Hilarious! 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @jeffreyadams207
    @jeffreyadams207 3 года назад

    We uhhhh, we go way back!!! Lol

  • @Lazzie_the_Psilocybe_Deity
    @Lazzie_the_Psilocybe_Deity 3 года назад

    5:06 Jeff, same 😂

  • @jerryx2000
    @jerryx2000 7 лет назад +89

    I thought Gaddafi was dead!

  • @NatsuNaoIku
    @NatsuNaoIku 7 лет назад +271

    I can't tell if this is staged xD

    • @kudosm7831
      @kudosm7831 7 лет назад +31

      no sh*t its staged.

    • @_KT5
      @_KT5 7 лет назад +18

      But what if someone on the first rown stood up and went to the piano lol

    • @bsizzlehill2283
      @bsizzlehill2283 6 лет назад +19

      Absolutely staged

    • @Lat3ksi
      @Lat3ksi 6 лет назад +18

      I can tell it's not staged lol

    • @Juventinos
      @Juventinos 6 лет назад +43

      it's not staged he did this in the 2006-2013 period at almost every show, every time it was another guy. I mean..honestly if he staged every single one with a different actor that alone is ridiculous

  • @ramoncaballero9415
    @ramoncaballero9415 5 лет назад

    The comment that you said to the guy or in the Shores was very funny

  • @Fastjimmy041
    @Fastjimmy041 6 лет назад

    Genius lol

  • @dickrichard5579
    @dickrichard5579 4 года назад +1

    5:06 😂😂😂😂

  • @markdasilva3095
    @markdasilva3095 7 лет назад +3

    Jeff is the man.

  • @pastywhiteboy9393
    @pastywhiteboy9393 7 лет назад +43

    what the fuck is that piano guy doing?

  • @djphlange
    @djphlange 3 года назад +1

    russel brand playing piano? 😂

  • @Lymbe06
    @Lymbe06 6 лет назад

    Hooooly shiiiit I’m dying

  • @-M0LE
    @-M0LE 5 лет назад

    Only Jeff Ross can do this

  • @brendandowney3279
    @brendandowney3279 6 лет назад

    Genius

  • @thewitcher4658
    @thewitcher4658 3 года назад +1

    That guy is badass

  • @jeffreyadams8345
    @jeffreyadams8345 6 лет назад +36

    I invited anyone on stage!

  • @peterlouis1800
    @peterlouis1800 5 лет назад +5

    they actually dimmed the lights this time.

  • @TheReminisce777
    @TheReminisce777 7 лет назад

    I love this , ..man

  • @x4x665
    @x4x665 5 лет назад +1

    How can any comedian follow Jeff Ross lol. He absolutely destroys hahaha

  • @11CRYPTID
    @11CRYPTID 2 года назад

    Is the keyboard guy playing a theme music from those old Godzilla movies?

  • @emilia3384
    @emilia3384 5 лет назад +1

    Hair 🖤

  • @dennis_duran
    @dennis_duran 4 года назад +2

    Wow it’s cool that Australian Russel Brand joined him on stage.

  • @HeyYaKnow
    @HeyYaKnow 5 лет назад +1

    Jeffrey 😂😂 Nice hair.

  • @lecu1967
    @lecu1967 6 лет назад

    Rocky Laporte had already done the "bon jovi" joke in Canada, no less!

  • @suecrets5169
    @suecrets5169 4 года назад

    This guy is funny never heard of him before.

  • @yolandaduhon927
    @yolandaduhon927 3 года назад

    Watching this video taught me how to talk to a cat

  • @yeahokayalright111
    @yeahokayalright111 4 года назад +8

    Im not sure this is your big break or anything 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @GoreOB
    @GoreOB 2 года назад

    Who ever that cat is I feel bad for that cat😂

  • @jhonnypresley
    @jhonnypresley 5 лет назад +5

    Dam Jeff had hair

  • @intotheabyssoftheunknown4479
    @intotheabyssoftheunknown4479 4 года назад +1

    Jeff looks better with the hair. That's saying a lot!

  • @raulramirez2681
    @raulramirez2681 5 лет назад

    The best

  • @rasaayennaidoo2377
    @rasaayennaidoo2377 7 лет назад

    The piano guy looked like Casey Affleck

  • @jeffreyadams8345
    @jeffreyadams8345 6 лет назад +14

    When he picks someone from the audience, I wonder what would happen if it was totally random person instead of one that is planted

  • @micobilder4009
    @micobilder4009 5 лет назад

    Didn'texpect that at the end :-):-):-)

  • @saadakbar8
    @saadakbar8 5 лет назад +5

    What's the name of the song played by the piano guy?

  • @cesargarduno7376
    @cesargarduno7376 7 лет назад +13

    Does anyone know what song the guy was playing on the keyboard?

  • @arijitgupta42
    @arijitgupta42 6 лет назад +8

    What is the song he plays on the piano?

    • @turkishboyMLT
      @turkishboyMLT 5 лет назад +1

      The only song he knows how to play on piano. Wtf man aren't you listening

  • @amberlema2088
    @amberlema2088 2 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @brandonharner5222
    @brandonharner5222 5 лет назад

    Pancakes vs waffles what's your pick?

  • @cainpoe
    @cainpoe 6 лет назад +18

    jokes are ment to be retold. and if they're his own what a the problem

  • @Jordendog
    @Jordendog 7 лет назад +4

    3 minutes was enough.

  • @scottzvidzo5564
    @scottzvidzo5564 4 года назад

    He looks like Muamar Gadaffi

  • @JeffFreemanPresents
    @JeffFreemanPresents 4 года назад +3

    As a video shooter, I can't help but notice the women behind the cameras here. I haven't seen that a lot when I'm on jobs, and I think we need more.

  • @guitardude1933
    @guitardude1933 5 лет назад +25

    Happy to see Russell Brand off drugs

  • @danijelujcic8644
    @danijelujcic8644 7 лет назад +14

    Bon Jovi - he did this in 1998

  • @krishnanunni80
    @krishnanunni80 6 лет назад

    Thought that piano guy was Dave Grohl

  • @jeffreyadams8345
    @jeffreyadams8345 6 лет назад +1

    Does anyone else hear Doug Benson laughing?

  • @vivekkumar-jy4cd
    @vivekkumar-jy4cd 4 года назад

    That pianist looks and sounds like nick cage

  • @tessanthouli7811
    @tessanthouli7811 4 года назад +1

    He looks like Ed if he had a neck

  • @jasonfirewalker3595
    @jasonfirewalker3595 4 года назад

    I forgot he once had hair...and was funny.

  • @dennisfajardo1776
    @dennisfajardo1776 7 лет назад +9

    that was it????

    • @awn98q
      @awn98q 6 лет назад +3

      That was my reaction too.

  • @uneekelements1591
    @uneekelements1591 6 лет назад

    The guy he pulled on stage sounded an awful lot like Nick Thune.

  • @9some
    @9some 6 лет назад +1

    was dat cassie affleck? look at him
    lol

  • @Valkalium
    @Valkalium 4 года назад

    HOW DID HE LOSE ALL THAT HAIR??

  • @Maliphresh
    @Maliphresh 6 лет назад +1

    He roasting camera ppl?!!

  • @xXGAMING101Xx
    @xXGAMING101Xx 5 лет назад +4

    not good with jokes but good with roast

  • @FTELondo
    @FTELondo 4 года назад

    ... why is this my first time seeing him with hair

  • @jdg5682
    @jdg5682 5 лет назад

    Meak

  • @alexanderbreschi90
    @alexanderbreschi90 2 года назад

    I’m glad Jeff was nice to him, it seemed like he needed it. Or he’s just delusional lol

  • @5UBMERGE_
    @5UBMERGE_ 4 года назад

    Bon Jovi forever

  • @carlasullivan3637
    @carlasullivan3637 5 лет назад

    That dude was smokin'.......(not jeff lol)