Bill Burr - Arnold Schwarzenegger Will Always Be a Great Man

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  • Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2024

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  • @pfgmako330
    @pfgmako330 6 лет назад +2179

    You have to admire the way Bill Burr gets through tough crowds! Not many comics can squeeze blood from a turnip.

    • @tonybells131
      @tonybells131 2 года назад +93

      Terrible audience ! Great performance Bill Burr once again !

    • @scrantondangler8068
      @scrantondangler8068 2 года назад +49

      The Philly incident is a pure masterpiece. Roasted them till they loved it.

    • @TravisMcGee151
      @TravisMcGee151 2 года назад +17

      It’s tough when the crowd is just a small group of people in a nightclub. When he’s performing in an auditorium the crowds go wild.

    • @rodneymcmahan7957
      @rodneymcmahan7957 2 года назад +6

      Yi think it's great because if bill gets a rough crowd he goes straight at them h will trash their whole towi thought it w hilarious thhe way he just kicked the shit ou t of philadelphiqqq when they got shitty with him he went after the whole damn town

    • @AC-mp7cx
      @AC-mp7cx 2 года назад +2

      true

  • @mayson123456
    @mayson123456 4 года назад +464

    This Arnold bit is legendary. He is stating valid points through and through

    • @heartless604
      @heartless604 2 года назад +11

      For Real Bro Arnie is a Legend! And Great Human Being! 💪☝️

    • @sqlevolicious
      @sqlevolicious 2 года назад +21

      For the unaware, in the court case regarding his divorce with Maria Shriver, the maid Arnie had sex with never confirmed that she was with his child until years after Patrick was born and asked him for money for years, despite never providing proof she had his son. Arnold had evidence that he thought she was trying to commit fraud against him and scam him for years before he knew the truth. It wasn't until Patrick got a test after high school to prove his relation to Arnold, did Arnold publicly apologize and take his son in. It really is tragic that Arnold did not take steps to find out if his son was really related to him or not. But alas, seeing how his other children and Patrick hang out so much and get along, it's easy to determine that Patrick did not have a very desirable life with his mother. He seems to be spending time mainly with his father these days.
      I'm with Bill Burr, there is definitely enough evidence that the maid was a gold digging whore and most likely purposely got pregnant with Arnold's son so that she could have some of his money. Arnold is stupid and wrong for putting himself in that situation and ruining marriage to such an amazing woman, as well as betray his children. But he has publicly admitted to this mistakes and has made steps to right his wrongs, and I can't help but respect him. He's grown and matured as a person and that's more than what most people with the kind of money and fame like he has can do.

    • @AC-mp7cx
      @AC-mp7cx 2 года назад +1

      noooo he came for the jacksons :(((( still love b burr

    • @Johnny_Savage
      @Johnny_Savage 2 года назад +2

      @@sqlevolicious you mean Joseph, not Patrick

    • @darylhannon4723
      @darylhannon4723 Год назад +7

      I’m not a fan Arnold anymore if u can remember what he said about our freedom Remember?

  • @1MANTHRILLRIDE
    @1MANTHRILLRIDE 8 лет назад +3453

    that audience SUCKED.

    • @ginge641
      @ginge641 5 лет назад +18

      That's what happens when you have an audience that just laughs instead of whooping and autistic screeching whether the material is funny or not.

    • @TheAvgCommentator
      @TheAvgCommentator 5 лет назад +2

      That audience was -> not miced at all

    • @AA-gw2ry
      @AA-gw2ry 5 лет назад +13

      It’s called a Canadian crowd

    • @josephtoscano7398
      @josephtoscano7398 4 года назад +9

      @Skeptical Slim This is the country where people get arrested for saying certain thnigs, the politically correct tentacles have a full hold over them. The same is happening now in the US as we've seen comedians come under fire for their material. Political correctness kills comedy.

    • @josephtoscano7398
      @josephtoscano7398 4 года назад

      @Skeptical Slim Yeah that makes sense. I like that about us.

  • @none8680
    @none8680 3 года назад +64

    "You guys were great" that was probably the best joke there.

  • @chrismicik
    @chrismicik 7 лет назад +8367

    I was wondering why the crowd was so flat. Then, Bill said "down there in the States" and I realized they were Canadians. Then it all made sense.

    • @calebpagan2226
      @calebpagan2226 5 лет назад +629

      @Phry3 Progressives everywhere, I'm sure if a girl got on stage and started complaining about the patriarchy everyone would be having a grand old time

    • @words007
      @words007 5 лет назад +118

      Bill be like in women's voice - "
      I was in ca na daaa.... And the audience was like too much obese to clappp...

    • @ianlarsen
      @ianlarsen 5 лет назад +127

      These comments remind me of Bill Hicks's appreciation of British audiences. He liked that they laughed when he told a joke, as opposed to in America where they would hoot and bark like dogs whether he said something funny or not. "WOOOOOO! AR! AR! AR! AR!"
      This audience is smiling and laughing, guys.

    • @Draagreon
      @Draagreon 5 лет назад +75

      Wtf is up with Muricans hating on Canada. There are people who suck in every country. This audience just sucked extra hard.

    • @jontaylor4511
      @jontaylor4511 5 лет назад +23

      the material is not good, I don't know why americans have to bring politics into everything.

  • @binayaknag6154
    @binayaknag6154 4 года назад +884

    You can see how uncomfortable a comedian can get when the crowd doesnt react. Even one of the greatest comedians ever.

    • @AC-mp7cx
      @AC-mp7cx 2 года назад +1

      noooo he came for the jacksons :(((( still love b burr

    • @mrblobby6284
      @mrblobby6284 Год назад +13

      nah hes turned it round quick. he also knew that many wouldnt like Arnold so he was prepared

    • @papagrounds
      @papagrounds Год назад +2

      That's the old and insecure Bill. Have you seen him today? This modern Bill can work the crowd like nothing!

    • @retmania
      @retmania Год назад +17

      Last time Bill got too uncomfortable, he destroyed Philadelphia.

    • @FurbyPurrson
      @FurbyPurrson Год назад

      it has nothing to do with the crowd being small or their reaction not being there. all the jokes he said in this video are repetitive jokes from bill's 2012 comedy special (You people are all the same).
      i love bill so i watched his specials and youtube videos and i have to admit that bill over uses some of his jokes over and over again at different places.
      i totally understand why that some people were not laughing there.

  • @TheGamingSeal123
    @TheGamingSeal123 9 лет назад +6330

    Does this crowd even like comedy why did they come

    • @MoonwalkerWorshiper
      @MoonwalkerWorshiper 9 лет назад +16

      +TheGamingSeal123
      To laugh, which they are.

    • @TheGamingSeal123
      @TheGamingSeal123 9 лет назад +220

      not as much as they should and not really considering bill burr himself saying "i knew it was gonna be like this" making fun of the fact this pc crowd isnt laughing

    • @MoonwalkerWorshiper
      @MoonwalkerWorshiper 9 лет назад +20

      TheGamingSeal123
      Except they are laughing. Did you watch the video?

    • @timhoffman1169
      @timhoffman1169 9 лет назад +25

      +TheGamingSeal123 I think that maybe there were mics on the audience but they aren't that loud in the finished product, because this is an incredible set and it would be impossible not to laugh your ass off during it,

    • @NicCagetheDickMage
      @NicCagetheDickMage 8 лет назад +23

      +TheGamingSeal123 Some of the jokes caused a lot of cognitive dissonance which can put an edge on the crowd.

  • @Felorina
    @Felorina 4 года назад +18

    His “ ugh “ at the very end just tells you how fast he wanted to get outta there lol

  • @peterjohnson5871
    @peterjohnson5871 6 лет назад +425

    These crowds are notoriously quiet, but I was impressed by Bill Burr’s ability to bring the audience out of their shell. He got applause and cheers from the audience at times. I rarely see that on this stage.

    • @AC-mp7cx
      @AC-mp7cx 2 года назад +2

      noooo he came for the jacksons :(((( still love b burr

    • @rickthebaker9379
      @rickthebaker9379 Год назад

      ​@@AC-mp7cx they were calling for Bill

  • @nextari
    @nextari 2 года назад +118

    still one of the all time great sets, even with the lukewarm crowd.

  • @antman32p
    @antman32p 9 лет назад +2049

    pretty bad crowd :/

    • @blahblahblam84
      @blahblahblam84 9 лет назад +39

      antman32p yeah i notice that the crowds in alot of these vids are lame. the comics spew gold and the crowds like "meh".

    • @ValladaoMateus
      @ValladaoMateus 9 лет назад +1

      nateisbaked Why do you say that?

    • @Natef89
      @Natef89 9 лет назад +15

      ValladaoMateus I can only speak from experience. Every (mind you only a handful) Canadian I've ever met has been a super politically correct pansy. I know this isn't true for every single one, but aren't generalizations just so damn fun? haha

    • @ValladaoMateus
      @ValladaoMateus 9 лет назад +1

      nateisbaked Nah, It's ok.

    • @stormyj14
      @stormyj14 9 лет назад +6

      +antman32p TERRIBLE CROWD

  • @Shootskas
    @Shootskas 5 лет назад +111

    That lotion bit bombed...it went way better in front of an all black audience.

    • @TariqBusy
      @TariqBusy 4 года назад +23

      It would went over big with anyone in the states with a pulse.

    • @ryane6545
      @ryane6545 4 года назад +6

      The crowd bombed the whole set.

  • @milohasagun
    @milohasagun 9 лет назад +1094

    damn that crowd sucks

    • @vperkv6554
      @vperkv6554 5 лет назад +1

      @ probably wasnt trollin tge comment like u and i

    • @ppputalawuea
      @ppputalawuea 5 лет назад +1

      @@vperkv6554 James D impression.........HE JUST WONT SHUT UP!!

    • @thetruemaxgoof
      @thetruemaxgoof 5 лет назад +1

      James D You are pathetic lol

  • @Reggie2000
    @Reggie2000 4 года назад +135

    Fascinating to see this joke in it's early stage. He does this in a special and you can see how well he refined it out and made it even better. I would love for a comedian to show me a few jokes red told over the course of a year as they are enhanced and honed so that you could see the evolution a joke from the beginning to when it finally becomes great.

    • @benja_mint
      @benja_mint 2 года назад +1

      That would be fascinating. Somebody should try and make a compilation of a few jokes slowly progressing over the years

    • @AC-mp7cx
      @AC-mp7cx 2 года назад

      noooo he came for the jacksons :(((( still love b burr

    • @jasper.maxwell
      @jasper.maxwell Год назад +5

      ​@@AC-mp7cx Are you gonna comment this under everyone's comment?

  • @darmillionaire
    @darmillionaire 7 лет назад +5440

    This crowd is too dry, needs a lotion.

  • @jesuchristi.
    @jesuchristi. 2 года назад +45

    6:40 tells you how he felt about this crowd

  • @HISHAM931
    @HISHAM931 6 лет назад +696

    I’m from Montreal and the reason the crowd is so shitty during the Just For Laugh festivals is because the demographic at those events are middle-aged French Canadians for the most part. They just don’t get the humour.

    • @kevinmcnally8076
      @kevinmcnally8076 5 лет назад +4

      Why do you have an inter scudetto if you are from Canada

    • @rottweilerdog10
      @rottweilerdog10 5 лет назад +21

      So there’s people born and raised in Canada.... that think they’re French? 🤔🤔

    • @nickwunderlich5942
      @nickwunderlich5942 5 лет назад +52

      @@rottweilerdog10
      There are two parts of Canada, English Canada and French Canada.
      Montreal I believe was part of the French Canada, I live in eastern Europe, but have relatives there.
      They still know English, consider themselves Canadian. But also know French and have a different "culture" than the other part of Canada.
      Something like that

    • @Vpmatt
      @Vpmatt 4 года назад +3

      Bunch of frog stiffs.

    • @stephenr80
      @stephenr80 4 года назад +1

      I thought so. Very cold places have different humour

  • @MCCABEWORLD
    @MCCABEWORLD 3 года назад +75

    Bill Burr with full hair lol

    • @ciupenhauer
      @ciupenhauer 3 года назад

      Did he actually ever go bald or he just wanted to go commando?

  • @HG-xv2is
    @HG-xv2is 8 лет назад +575

    Heard the groan from Bill Burr at the end!

  • @Lord_OTD
    @Lord_OTD 2 года назад +2

    “You need to increase the circumference of the lotion distribution. “ 😹😹😹

  • @wompevents
    @wompevents 8 лет назад +9482

    It seems every Just For Laughs audience is as dry as a white guy's elbow.

  • @perfectionbox
    @perfectionbox 3 года назад +31

    i never thought i'd see a crowd not laugh like crazy for bill burr

    • @Bennysol
      @Bennysol Год назад

      They're Canadians. They don't count

  • @kennytee6882
    @kennytee6882 9 лет назад +2113

    Maybe most of the crowd were from Philly and were still reeling from the burn Bill gave them in '07

    • @briandawkins7108
      @briandawkins7108 8 лет назад +69

      +Kenny Tee lol but we love him in philly for that

    • @6StimuL84
      @6StimuL84 6 лет назад +45

      7 minutes left....lmao

    • @lelouchvibritannia4028
      @lelouchvibritannia4028 6 лет назад +16

      Isn't it kind of ironic that Bill said, "I hope the Eagles never win a Super Bowl" when he is a Patriots fan and that his team lost to the Eagles?

    • @joshlang6010
      @joshlang6010 5 лет назад +11

      Philly handled that i well haha. You gotta give them that, they have a sense of humour in Philly haha. Most cities couldn't handle it haha

    • @AnsticePalo
      @AnsticePalo 5 лет назад +1

      @@lelouchvibritannia4028 yeah 11 years later. The Patriots had beaten the Eagles for their third ring in 4 years back in '04 too. So he could have rubbed that in too.

  • @1001001a
    @1001001a 3 года назад +15

    Seeing this is how Bill Burr honed his skills and working his way up gives me so much more respect for him!

  • @JumpinJAKEFlash
    @JumpinJAKEFlash 8 лет назад +819

    The crowd here sucks. Bill Burr is hilarious. He deserves a better audience. Just For Laughs crowds appear to be the least entertained

    • @JumpinJAKEFlash
      @JumpinJAKEFlash 8 лет назад +2

      ***** that's probably the case. By the way, cool username! Bill Hicks is my favorite stand-up comedian

    • @HansDester
      @HansDester 3 года назад +7

      He is hilarious but this was a weak set. I love everything he did. This just didn't hit the spot. My opinion and most likely the opinion of the crowd. It is ok to not like something someone did

    • @pwilson3698
      @pwilson3698 2 года назад +1

      Bill is a comedy great. I'm from the UK and was listening to Paper Tiger whilst up a ladder painting - tears of laughter were falling into my paint pot. The most amazing thing about this though, is the fact that I had already watched Paper Tiger the previous year and it still had this effect on me. Just amazing.

    • @slshusker
      @slshusker Год назад

      Preach. He needed to get into cocoa butter. I never want to smell it again.

  • @Off_Brand_Mex
    @Off_Brand_Mex 4 года назад +10

    The part about unloading trucks in Transylvania literally had me in tears.

  • @adamzez
    @adamzez 9 лет назад +3189

    Just for laughs always has the worst audiences

    • @crcaccounts
      @crcaccounts 8 лет назад +3

      +EccentricSage Looks quiet too.

    • @janovin
      @janovin 8 лет назад +64

      its cuz they're french canadians

    • @emin311
      @emin311 5 лет назад +7

      more like just for groans

    • @l.marcadella4099
      @l.marcadella4099 5 лет назад +17

      Is a bunch of canadians!!!! Canadians are awful liberals

    • @shahid55s52
      @shahid55s52 5 лет назад +3

      All of them are busy laughing at their stupid pranks

  • @5150GW
    @5150GW 2 года назад +14

    My opinion...... Bill Burr is one of the absolute kings of comedy.

  • @getv369
    @getv369 8 лет назад +961

    I like how he starts off clean and then just gives up halfway through when no one's laughing.

  • @darkskinwhite
    @darkskinwhite 5 лет назад +35

    Arnold joke starts at like 4:45 if you've seen the special

  • @WilsonEatsASMR
    @WilsonEatsASMR 8 лет назад +1671

    is the audience on downers?

    • @ramesnashat1
      @ramesnashat1 6 лет назад +31

      No, if you attend comedy clubs that's normal, other "specials" use sound editing.

    • @FlameAdder
      @FlameAdder 6 лет назад +10

      Shut the fuck up, you disgusting degenerate.

    • @FuckGoogle2
      @FuckGoogle2 6 лет назад +27

      I love the man but stop putting this all on the crowd, Bill is putting out a negative vibe from the start, something subtle about his demeanor throughout. He had an off day and was just going through the motions and people pick up on this.

    • @j.d.1856
      @j.d.1856 6 лет назад +24

      WilsonEatsASMR It's from politically correct Canada

    • @jacobshirley3457
      @jacobshirley3457 6 лет назад +7

      I've seen the same exact material from him with better execution and not forgetting key parts.

  • @Tboi2206
    @Tboi2206 4 года назад +45

    At times it's just SO CLEAR that he's married to a black woman.

    • @crunchynetto6979
      @crunchynetto6979 3 года назад +4

      the black lady he was talking about most likely his wife right

    • @Ismael-kc3ry
      @Ismael-kc3ry 3 года назад +1

      @@crunchynetto6979 yeah that was probably Nia. They’ve known each other for over a decade and a half iirc

  • @CrzyLion
    @CrzyLion 6 лет назад +61

    i love the way he finishes the show with an "ugh" at the end for not getting the crowd with him

  • @nicholasalexopoulos1332
    @nicholasalexopoulos1332 4 года назад +10

    Bill's comedy is so colorful, that I discover new dimensions of his bits every time I watch one a second or even third time

  • @WithCheats
    @WithCheats 9 лет назад +508

    Why is it that Bill Burr always gets the shit crowds at Just For Laughs?

    • @cgm4379
      @cgm4379 9 лет назад +10

      WithCheats Canadians dude...

    • @MainDrainStudios
      @MainDrainStudios 9 лет назад +31

      +LulzKillerED Idunno, watching the other videos on this channel... seems like Just For Laughs is where shit-crowds are born :P

    • @MyLOLPwny
      @MyLOLPwny 9 лет назад +9

      +LulzKillerED There is definitely a bit of a culture gap.

    • @bossHogOG
      @bossHogOG 7 лет назад +3

      Yeah, it surprises me that it's a popular festival with comedians or even exists.

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 7 лет назад

      Ikr

  • @sihlemaseko1985
    @sihlemaseko1985 4 года назад +8

    Registered Firearm bite killed me “You want to make the album over the phone” Dude!

  • @Jadee393
    @Jadee393 9 лет назад +1363

    tough crowd this was funny

    • @rafael-sx5go
      @rafael-sx5go 7 лет назад +68

      Bill gives no fucks though... He realized it sucked and just did the "gold digging whore" bit anyways

    • @CorePathway
      @CorePathway 3 года назад +23

      They took it personally…

    • @garyhay6771
      @garyhay6771 3 года назад

      @@CorePathway it was an open Mike night

    • @OysterSnow
      @OysterSnow 3 года назад +2

      I found it funny but most people need to relate to laugh. Mtl is not Beverly Hills.

    • @KHN.RVA.28
      @KHN.RVA.28 3 года назад +1

      Very tough

  • @cameronpavelic500
    @cameronpavelic500 3 года назад +10

    This is a great video to show newcomers interested in pursuing stand up comedy. One of the funniest, most successful stand up comics in the world getting a bunch of awkward, under the breath laughter. Happens to the best of them.

  • @jamesbarca7229
    @jamesbarca7229 9 лет назад +472

    I notice he actually cut his routine short.
    I loved the way he said ugh at 6:39 as he hung up the mic.
    I agree, what a lame audience.

    • @samfisher645
      @samfisher645 6 лет назад +7

      I think that was a person from the audience. They weren't into it.

    • @WitheringZealot
      @WitheringZealot 5 лет назад +43

      @@samfisher645 that was HIM dumbass...

    • @tristanmoller9498
      @tristanmoller9498 4 года назад +14

      chill dude chill

    • @riley.holmes
      @riley.holmes 3 года назад +5

      @@WitheringZealot wtf dude, chill out

    • @charlesg7926
      @charlesg7926 2 года назад +1

      @@tristanmoller9498 ancient Warrior is right, Canadians suck. Y’all voted for Fidel castro’s son!

  • @Emy53
    @Emy53 2 года назад +26

    Love this guy...hilarious. he brings me out of a bad day all the time.

  • @jojohomie01
    @jojohomie01 9 лет назад +143

    its crazy to see how he perfected all these routines for "im sorry you feel that way"

    • @frankymacf
      @frankymacf 5 лет назад +9

      Jon Hogue Exactly. People here giving out about the crowd when a) they’re just not mic’d very well and b) he still hadn’t fully worked out the kinks in this routine.

    • @HansDester
      @HansDester 3 года назад

      @@frankymacf exactly. I keep trying to tell people this wasn't a really good set because he hadn't mastered it yet. I found it amusing just not funny

  • @papagrounds
    @papagrounds Год назад +5

    Looking at Bill's old performance, I'm amazed how he has perfected the comedic routine he does today. One of the GOATs!

  • @SpooksMcGhie
    @SpooksMcGhie 8 лет назад +513

    great set, horrible crowd

    • @imback2killu328
      @imback2killu328 5 лет назад +12

      @@sierraromeoromeo2444 you hating on every comment my dude. You literally out here defending your sensitive ass crowds. Why you're doing em? Cuz you just like them... sensitive asf.

    • @MojoBonzo
      @MojoBonzo 5 лет назад +6

      @@sierraromeoromeo2444 hahahahha mediocre comedian... that was a good one

    • @crosscounty24
      @crosscounty24 4 года назад

      Yep white people just dont react well to jokes especially if it's really offensive

    • @crosscounty24
      @crosscounty24 4 года назад

      Chris Rock once said he loves a well mixed crowd or brown crowd because he can go go harder.

  • @zachnai4937
    @zachnai4937 5 лет назад +32

    Perhaps if Bill provided free syrup for the audience they'd all have a standing ovation.

  • @ComedyJakob
    @ComedyJakob 7 лет назад +224

    My first thought was "wow that's a shit crowd" , then I checked the comments and apparently 2,000 other people had the same first thought. I say the comments section here should get to go to the next Burr show instead.

    • @ComedyJakob
      @ComedyJakob 7 лет назад +18

      The groan after he said gold digging whore was just embarrassing. I mean, seriously what are you doing at a comedy show???

    • @groowanderer
      @groowanderer 4 года назад +2

      1.2 thousand comments, they better get a pretty big venue

  • @DigitalAndInnovation
    @DigitalAndInnovation 2 года назад +1

    "unloading trucks in Transylvania" good god 🤣🤣

  • @quetzal785
    @quetzal785 9 лет назад +186

    "I had a hit movie with a midget"....lmao!!
    I think the crowd felt insulted so they weren't feeling Burr.... hahahah

    • @epbrown01
      @epbrown01 5 лет назад +2

      Schwarzenegger *loves* to talk about "Twins" - he feels he really pulled something off with that one.

    • @anthonyross4348
      @anthonyross4348 5 лет назад

      @@epbrown01 Should be proud of Junior.

    • @MrTerribleLie
      @MrTerribleLie 2 года назад

      DId we watch the same shit, people actually laughed.

    • @lashaunbeazer9264
      @lashaunbeazer9264 2 года назад

      @@MrTerribleLie Sometimes they booed a little. And he literally addressed the crowd groaning a bit. Seems like we didn't watch the same shit...

  • @bibibrin5035
    @bibibrin5035 2 года назад +14

    His impression of Arnold kills me every time 🤣

    • @Olee1980
      @Olee1980 Год назад +1

      I like his Sean Connery impression as well. I believe it was from his special on Netflix about a year ago.

  • @SamGuthrie1977
    @SamGuthrie1977 9 лет назад +147

    uptight audience

  • @ChiefSupreme6803
    @ChiefSupreme6803 5 лет назад +130

    Man, I love how Bill Burr handles an audience that's having a hard time with some of the more offensive jokes!

    • @AC-mp7cx
      @AC-mp7cx 2 года назад

      noooo he came for the jacksons :(((( still love b burr

  • @sgtbaker2072
    @sgtbaker2072 5 лет назад +39

    "Guy's been on the zone for 4 decades!"
    😂

    • @CrazyLinguiniLegs
      @CrazyLinguiniLegs 5 лет назад +5

      Sgt Baker I wish I could give you 100 likes just for making a comment about something other than the crowd.

  • @Oftly
    @Oftly 2 года назад +1

    Right at the end, Bill let an "oof" slip out. Lol

  • @athendemosh8001
    @athendemosh8001 6 лет назад +20

    I always enjoy Bills lectures. I've nearly finished the course.

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 4 года назад +25

    Spittin Fax

  • @kingpiece5705
    @kingpiece5705 9 лет назад +7

    "What, do you want to make an album over the phone?"
    holy shit my sides

  • @youtubevleisureaccount545
    @youtubevleisureaccount545 5 лет назад +8

    That was honestly such a good lesson. Im not white but i still learned the lotion seminar from black pals and all their craze with cocoa butter and whatnot post workout. Its really great that you learn basic things like that from different people!

  • @NIZE
    @NIZE 8 лет назад +352

    Zhat kraut is awfull

    • @ajsiemers
      @ajsiemers 3 года назад

      oh this is genius!

    • @DaChonkIsHere
      @DaChonkIsHere 3 года назад

      @Bruce That's Arnold saying "that crowd is awful". nothing about germany

  • @GeneBurnett
    @GeneBurnett 5 лет назад +3

    Some people have got laughter confused with agreeing with the point of view of a joke or comedian. They're so in their heads that they have to run everything by their "belief" center before laughing...or to be more accurate, before they make a fake "ha ha" sound. Real laughter is involuntary and spontaneous. It takes a certain kind of comfort with yourself, your many faceted multi-dimensional self, to laugh at something that might not agree with all of your positions. As Bill says, "It's a joke, not a TED talk." But for some people everything is a statement, a position, a credo. I feel sorry for these mirthless folks. Laughter is a release of tension from hearing something said what you know but don't say. It helps clear the mind. And here's something radical: I think all true genuine laughter is good and healthy. No matter what the subject matter. It leaves the laugher more relaxed and more open to life. I've never heard anyone truly laugh at a mean-spirited joke. I've heard people make the "ha ha" sound to signal that they agree with a mean-spirited joke, but never true spontaneous genuine laughter, which, as has been shown scientifically, cannot be faked. Real laughter uses a combination of facial muscles that fake laughter does not. I'm glad Bill got some genuine laughs out of this generally in their head crowd. For me, that is one of the marks of a masterful comedian.

  • @Afrosukha
    @Afrosukha 8 лет назад +14

    Two of the most well-crafted jokes I have ever heard. Bill Burr is a genius.

  • @guidoguido2245
    @guidoguido2245 5 лет назад +4

    "You need to increase the circumference of the lotion distribution!" 😂

  • @MagdielLima
    @MagdielLima 5 лет назад +88

    Dead audience, at the end Bill was tired of losing time with them.

  • @Alex-qt6um
    @Alex-qt6um 4 года назад +2

    "Unloading trucks in Transylvania should have been the peak of his career!" LOL Love the joke!

  • @Wil_Dasovich
    @Wil_Dasovich 2 года назад +6

    Geez tough crowd

  • @yellowdart6666
    @yellowdart6666 8 лет назад +9

    this room was NOT ready. fuck. I'm dyin over here.

  • @rawfeekee657
    @rawfeekee657 4 года назад +2

    I was dying at the "register your firearms summit" 😂. Dude is a great

  • @1234rp
    @1234rp 8 лет назад +103

    This dude was in breaking bad.

  • @30daymissionman
    @30daymissionman Год назад +7

    Public speaking terrifies most people imagine having to deal with this crowd while being filmed and trying to make them laugh. Huge respect to Bill

  • @Joini50
    @Joini50 8 лет назад +229

    There was only 1 cool guy in the audience, you can hear him clap several times all alone. all the rest of them were half asleep half braindead. man if i'd be there i'd be crying of laughter...

    • @Thundering_Banshee
      @Thundering_Banshee 3 года назад +1

      Mostly Canadians

    • @benja_mint
      @benja_mint 2 года назад

      I think half of them were kinda unsure how to take his jokes. Every time he changed topics it seemed like it could be racist so there would just be silence and then after a few sentences they'd realise that's it's not and they'd relax and respond a bit more

    • @Joini50
      @Joini50 2 года назад +1

      @@benja_mint I get what you're saying. But it's a comedy bit, there's only one way to take his jokes really.

    • @mitsos_306
      @mitsos_306 2 года назад +2

      They needed some lotion...

    • @Bonecrusherdl
      @Bonecrusherdl 2 года назад +3

      "Half Asleep half braindead" man you cracked me up 5 years later

  • @pr1ncemiller
    @pr1ncemiller 4 года назад +1

    “gimme the rock i’m feeling it” lmfaoooo

  • @perplexedpenguin2196
    @perplexedpenguin2196 8 лет назад +12

    What a crowd

  • @youngjdef
    @youngjdef 4 года назад +1

    The "register your weapons" joke was ahead of it's time.

  • @dudedysseus
    @dudedysseus 9 лет назад +12

    1:39--"What's the punchline again?"

  • @paradisepools6223
    @paradisepools6223 5 лет назад +21

    I always forget that Arnold was the Governator and I've live in Caulifornia my entire life. 🤣

    • @balf8215
      @balf8215 4 года назад +3

      @@masterpreme9494 Wooosh

    • @JohnSmith-yd5wq
      @JohnSmith-yd5wq 3 года назад +1

      Well there's the fact that he was a shit gov and basically gave up on actually doing the job.

  • @Viv1dCS
    @Viv1dCS 6 лет назад +36

    Comments section:
    80% - Bad crowd
    20% - Good comedy

  • @technoai-01
    @technoai-01 3 года назад +1

    The Uhhh At the end was awesome ... You can see he was so pissed at the crowd !!

  • @Aggression29a
    @Aggression29a 9 лет назад +12

    This fucking guy's a legend!

  • @averyjoycelynbarakudablock4139
    @averyjoycelynbarakudablock4139 5 лет назад +30

    saw this a long time ago and sure enough i knew that I would laugh just the same. Priceless..... "There's too much information in the world
    and every group misses just a little bit."
    Through his execution this statement is powerful and also poignant, fully loaded both in and out of the comedic context.
    Thank you Bill - an oldie but goodie (The joke).

  • @mzs186
    @mzs186 9 лет назад +58

    he is so funny, but the audience seemed like they where force to laugh

  • @ChrisTripp
    @ChrisTripp 4 года назад +10

    So cool to see how that bit evolved into something almost as great as Arnold.
    Bill is an absolute champ. I would probably buckle and die from stage fright in that scenario.

  • @PutYoRhymeOn
    @PutYoRhymeOn 4 года назад +30

    People take jokes too seriously at a place called "Just For Laughs." The irony smh

  • @Falconlibrary
    @Falconlibrary 2 года назад +1

    5:03 "Good, good... your hate only makes me stronger."

  • @ppputalawuea
    @ppputalawuea 5 лет назад +5

    Tough crowd!! He felt that.

  • @Ackshai
    @Ackshai 3 года назад +1

    My life’s sorta fucked up right now but watching bill burr makes me think straight

  • @raiderat75
    @raiderat75 9 лет назад +58

    Bill Burr is the best that there is at this point. Alongside greats as Jim Carrey, Steve Martin and Robin williams when they did stand up.

    • @stormyj14
      @stormyj14 9 лет назад +7

      +ragnar ostero no need to place him in the "just white comedian" crowd my man, hes amazing... also if we were to make that list Carlin would be at the top.... lol

    • @stormyj14
      @stormyj14 9 лет назад +2

      +ragnar ostero reading it now what i said comes off troll like... not trying to be a dick.

    • @Perricilus
      @Perricilus 7 лет назад

      If Jim carrey wasn't a fucking anti-vaxxer, I'd probably agree. But since he is, fuck him. I can't even watch movies with him now

    • @ericknabenshue5689
      @ericknabenshue5689 5 лет назад +1

      Except bill is funny. Uses his wit and story telling to make you laugh . The ppl you mention either just jump around like and idiot or make repetitive stupid noises . I would would put him with cheppel, Carlin , and Pryor

    • @nocind6752
      @nocind6752 5 лет назад

      @@Perricilus are you serious

  • @evertvdb000
    @evertvdb000 2 года назад +1

    this is a CLASSIC!

  • @Paddy.C
    @Paddy.C 9 лет назад +13

    I think crowds react more with a dark audience area and lit stage.
    On the downside,hecklers get more vocal,but people do seem less self conscious and will laugh louder and for longer when they have that extra bit if anonymity.

  • @johngullo9420
    @johngullo9420 3 года назад +2

    Classic Bill.

  • @jacobrubiojr3710
    @jacobrubiojr3710 5 лет назад +4

    Bill Burr is the greatest comedian of this generation

  • @EventHorizonPrdctns
    @EventHorizonPrdctns 4 года назад +1

    That Schwarzenegger breakdown was some next level genius shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @jonathanmcqueen1335
    @jonathanmcqueen1335 4 года назад +3

    This was rough. Hahaha Bill groans at the very end. Felt that. Top notch material - one of the best to ever do it.

  • @lgndnhswnmnd
    @lgndnhswnmnd Год назад

    Thanks for this post! Grateful for RUclips!

  • @eg2580
    @eg2580 5 лет назад +18

    Everyone was too busy estimating how loud their laugh is allowed to be when a comedian talks about race, rather than listening to the joke.

  • @ZayZillionz
    @ZayZillionz 4 года назад +1

    Anybody else hear the grunt of disgust in the crowd Bill Burr gave at the end??? That Schwarzenegger scheme was pure gold!!! If the audience was at least half decent the room would’ve been shaking!!! Give me the rock I’m feeling it!!! 😆😆😆😆

  • @actionstarkids9257
    @actionstarkids9257 6 лет назад +51

    Wtf is wrong with this audience

  • @m.e.1297
    @m.e.1297 Год назад +2

    Bill Burr is a national treasure.

  • @Vaporvice84
    @Vaporvice84 7 лет назад +17

    Sad thing is, the bits here in this video are from what I consider his best special.

  • @cristoff3
    @cristoff3 4 года назад +1

    Best line: ' he should be unloading trucks in Transylvania'

  • @ssuperroostaboosta
    @ssuperroostaboosta 8 лет назад +47

    This crowd is weak

  • @moradk6907
    @moradk6907 4 года назад +1

    1:22 that's agent47 right there...

  • @cozyboi9000
    @cozyboi9000 5 лет назад +18

    I'm a Filipino and I approve his joke HAHAHA.

    • @neocyte85
      @neocyte85 4 года назад

      eljay mercado He just basically said awful facelifts equals filipino face.

    • @matthewgoodwin-cruz3438
      @matthewgoodwin-cruz3438 4 года назад

      @@neocyte85 i think he got it