Bill Burr - Motel Rooms And First Ladies

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  • Опубликовано: 17 янв 2025

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  • @DrDeadlifts
    @DrDeadlifts 5 лет назад +13216

    I love how ol' Billy blue balls doubles down on his jokes. No one laughs so he just goes harder. He's a hero

    • @9some
      @9some 5 лет назад +162

      yea, that he does, he's not connected to the response or expectations of the public

    • @DrDeadlifts
      @DrDeadlifts 5 лет назад +439

      @@9some I'd argue he's very connected to the audience. He knows what is and isn't socially acceptable to laugh and feeds off of the ridiculousness of their silence. It ends up building the pressure of the joke higher and higher, and once he eases off people are dying to laugh.

    • @prophetofpants1906
      @prophetofpants1906 5 лет назад +48

      DrDeadlifts exactly because in the end no matter what our views are in life, all humans can connect no matter their differences and I believe comedy does that well. It allows everyone to understand eachother and that’s why I think Bill Burr is one of the best comedians ever not to mention he’s in my top 3 comedians.

    • @thomasgarrett4107
      @thomasgarrett4107 5 лет назад +1

      Is this calum

    • @dcbrot
      @dcbrot 5 лет назад +6

      DrDeadlifts you are a podcast fan eh :)

  • @piotrbrys8008
    @piotrbrys8008 5 лет назад +2499

    Greatest transition in the history of comedy "gotta start slitting some throats ... I'm staying in a hotel"

    • @Supermrdouble
      @Supermrdouble 4 года назад +35

      yea that one had me dead asf

    • @preciousakpata5260
      @preciousakpata5260 4 года назад +64

      That was an absolutely epic save!
      I actually liked the First Lady bit, but you tell the crowd really wasn't getting it. He tried an experimental bit with the whole "slitting throats" thing, but they didn't get that either.
      When he jumped straight from that to the tired old "slice of my life" comedy starter bit, something about his mannerism, "So . . . I'm staying in a hotel" . . . I just lost it.
      Epic.

    • @derrickhamilton342
      @derrickhamilton342 4 года назад +1

      EMPHASIS ON IN THE HISTORY

    • @marcocoronado4403
      @marcocoronado4403 4 года назад +1

      *Crowd claps*

    • @samuelelliott8453
      @samuelelliott8453 3 года назад +32

      Oh i thought he was implying hed be easy to attack after the show for saying this type of stuff if the government/listeners didnt like his joke abt slitting throats 😅😂😅

  • @kal-zor-el5801
    @kal-zor-el5801 4 года назад +659

    Man he left no one alone, he even roasted ghosts lmao 😂

    • @dexterthompson1809
      @dexterthompson1809 3 года назад +3

      Genius!

    • @voyagerdecoded
      @voyagerdecoded 2 года назад +5

      bill is ruthless lmaooo

    • @tanner201x8
      @tanner201x8 2 года назад +3

      Ghosts are real though

    • @Watch_over_us
      @Watch_over_us 2 года назад

      Well the ghosts are still voting for democrats so they aren't innocent

    • @artsmith103
      @artsmith103 2 года назад +1

      Maybe Tom Brady some day will tell us about a ghost in the huddle.

  • @bojed
    @bojed 5 лет назад +7215

    "I'm uh... I'm sick of Obama's wife."
    Just flat out like that. Had me in multiple stitches.

    • @saltysquatch1510
      @saltysquatch1510 4 года назад +80

      Obama’s wife had a dick

    • @terrencegriffin6812
      @terrencegriffin6812 4 года назад +135

      @@saltysquatch1510 I know right,I seen you slobbing on it😂😂😂

    • @brianbullivant4753
      @brianbullivant4753 4 года назад +36

      @@saltysquatch1510 One more than you. Jealous?

    • @johnandrew1727
      @johnandrew1727 4 года назад +31

      Plus she'a horrible public speaker and a total narcissist!

    • @goaldineyelife6291
      @goaldineyelife6291 4 года назад +36

      @@johnandrew1727 she is a excellent speaker.

  • @jamessins1163
    @jamessins1163 5 лет назад +3955

    Dude is savage abroad. He talks in a room full of people as if he's talking to one person.

  • @samuelsmith5400
    @samuelsmith5400 4 года назад +476

    I love how he shut up that heckler as soon as she started lol

  • @rjcomeaux5461
    @rjcomeaux5461 6 лет назад +4409

    Love how he didn't give in to the audience. They were giving him nothing and he still went with "Nothin' is gonna change until someones got the balls... to start a group... go over the wall of one of these gated communities and ya start slittin' some throats." One of the greatest comedians of all time.

    • @starr0401
      @starr0401 6 лет назад +102

      To be fair, it's not his best performance of this routine though. He has better delivery on Night of Too Many Stars.

    • @rjcomeaux5461
      @rjcomeaux5461 6 лет назад +15

      Very true, I agree.

    • @zer0gravity184
      @zer0gravity184 6 лет назад +14

      The ghost in the basement/attic piece was good. The rest of the material just didn't 'pack a punch' with the delivery. He's still one of the best. Bill is like a combination of Denis Leary and Lewis Black.👍

    • @cartman42069
      @cartman42069 6 лет назад +13

      Bill Burr pitched The Purge

    • @johnmoney6229
      @johnmoney6229 6 лет назад +6

      Raymond C Bill Burr gives no shits.

  • @rhiannadahmer4052
    @rhiannadahmer4052 5 лет назад +5503

    "Shes still gonna win." Best joke of the whole set.

    • @drewracke1968
      @drewracke1968 5 лет назад +109

      Holy shit dude, you fuckin killed her

    • @sibire8284
      @sibire8284 5 лет назад +32

      /r/therewasanattempt

    • @johnsmith-lf6pc
      @johnsmith-lf6pc 5 лет назад +202

      @@sibire8284 You're not on reddit.

    • @alex-cj9mb
      @alex-cj9mb 5 лет назад +65

      @@johnsmith-lf6pc fuck reddit

    • @bojackbojackbojack
      @bojackbojackbojack 5 лет назад +149

      Several million votes from illegals in California doesn't really count towards the popular vote.

  • @jaywinner328
    @jaywinner328 2 года назад +130

    The balls on this guy, going to Canada and opening with American politics.

    • @Shmoove
      @Shmoove 2 года назад +6

      seriously, people saying the audience sucks but his set just wasn't relevant.

    • @TNM001
      @TNM001 Год назад

      also, this set is well known...so old american politics...thats just lazy

    • @louisrobitaille5810
      @louisrobitaille5810 9 месяцев назад

      @@TNM001 It's over 5 years old, it was relevant at the time 😑.

    • @louisrobitaille5810
      @louisrobitaille5810 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@Shmoove It was in Montreal. It's all stuff we hear about on the radio or on tv. In terms of information, we've got some of the best sources in the world, as objective and as diverse as humanly possible, unlike in the US 💀…

  • @tobaliciousholland12
    @tobaliciousholland12 5 лет назад +8695

    I look forward to when Bill is 70 years old. He's almost got no filter left at all. By then, it will be shredded down to nothing. Brutally and refreshingly honest.

    • @ChiefVizier
      @ChiefVizier 5 лет назад +113

      Try his Monday morning podcast. It's free and amazing

    • @alwaysbeclosing5797
      @alwaysbeclosing5797 5 лет назад +164

      Yep, just like Carlin. He got way better as he got older. 1992s New York special was when he hit his stride. His gray hair was in and he was letting 'em have it.

    • @soldierforchrist2017
      @soldierforchrist2017 5 лет назад +136

      He's actually become a little neutered since he got married. Bill used to be pure savage. He's more PC these days. His cup of white guilt has over flowed as well. I want old Bill Burr back.

    • @alwaysbeclosing5797
      @alwaysbeclosing5797 5 лет назад +48

      @@soldierforchrist2017: Wife and daughter, double-dose of broads in the house. I hadn't kept up that much on him recently but I got that impression he might be settling down a little now with age. I hope he'll come back even spicier and more pungent than ever. As long as he dont transform into Don Rickles in the next 10-20 yrs 😏

    • @قناةأصواتالطبيعة-س8ز
      @قناةأصواتالطبيعة-س8ز 5 лет назад +3

      Holly shit!!! hope he make it!!

  • @davidpoole3945
    @davidpoole3945 5 лет назад +3785

    I love that look on Bill's face when the crowd doesn't laugh. The look where he's thinking, Ok these people don't get it, so I'm going to give them that much more! He never softens his comedy just to get a laugh.

    • @batwom4304
      @batwom4304 4 года назад +50

      David Poole I LOVE it. He just keeps going until he basically convinces them to chill the fuck out and agree with him LMAOOOO

    • @ZawaOnYoutube
      @ZawaOnYoutube 4 года назад +17

      Canadians are sensitive, it shouldn't be that surprising

    • @cameronleb6508
      @cameronleb6508 4 года назад +9

      Zawa Games what are you talking about?😂 Americans are the sensitive ones

    • @ZawaOnYoutube
      @ZawaOnYoutube 4 года назад +8

      Canadians are notoriously huge pussies, but okay

    • @osoufmiller5499
      @osoufmiller5499 4 года назад

      Zawa Games ever see hockey bruv your football players wouldn’t stand a chance anyone can run throw or catch a ball

  • @KillFeed669
    @KillFeed669 4 года назад +45

    The smirk on his face at 5:05 knowing how uncomfortable he’s making people but he simply does not give a fuck. Absolutely beautiful.

  • @starkdies1853
    @starkdies1853 5 лет назад +1840

    Bill is slowly turning into Red Foreman

    • @justinstevenson2061
      @justinstevenson2061 5 лет назад +11

      stark dies yes!!

    • @thedudeabides3294
      @thedudeabides3294 5 лет назад +23

      Slowly? ☺

    • @A1exS8
      @A1exS8 5 лет назад +3

      right!!!

    • @imjustaguy8232
      @imjustaguy8232 5 лет назад +57

      "You're about to get a foot in your ass"

    • @RalphJr-xp3hp
      @RalphJr-xp3hp 5 лет назад +14

      stark dies Goddamn 😳😂😂😂. You are so right about that. He’s just one “You’re going to get a foot right up your ass” saying and then he will officially become Red Foreman.

  • @loveherstuff
    @loveherstuff 5 лет назад +4111

    Tough crowd, classic Bill Burr was killing it lol. Think they took his jokes too seriously. 😂😂

    • @Zamoksva
      @Zamoksva 4 года назад +184

      I was in that cround few years ago, people laughed, its just that political comedy isnt really our thing and we had no idea about half the people he was naming. Imagine a canadian stand up comedian going in California name dropping canadian politician. It wouldnt be that funny

    • @4Mikes4Mindset4
      @4Mikes4Mindset4 4 года назад +6

      His jokes we're about serious subjects

    • @lou-jaybono9395
      @lou-jaybono9395 4 года назад +47

      @Anna Mozatee We kinda know the big lines, but people in Quebec mostly don't care about US politics.

    • @logandutka9256
      @logandutka9256 4 года назад +18

      Lou-Jay Bono people in Quebec barely care about Canadian politics /s

    • @Zamoksva
      @Zamoksva 4 года назад +1

      Anna Mozatee To be honest i have no idea who they are i just know i have heard their name before but i dont even know what they do in life or anything about them. Not everyone cares about US and definitely not people in Québec. Thats just how it is

  • @Ortona-43
    @Ortona-43 4 года назад +112

    The fact that bill was still able to pull this off in front of a Canadian audience is pretty impressive

  • @theov5212
    @theov5212 5 лет назад +832

    Bill is the best comedian alive today. No hesitation. Never holds back. Says what is needed to be said. And he's always spot on.

    • @T25de
      @T25de 5 лет назад +7

      Norm Macdonald for my dollar

    • @skatkat5029
      @skatkat5029 5 лет назад +22

      Dave Chappelle

    • @T25de
      @T25de 5 лет назад

      Who is Dave Chappell?

    • @benosaro9331
      @benosaro9331 5 лет назад +6

      @@skatkat5029 exactly what I thought😂

    • @al-jo
      @al-jo 4 года назад +2

      He is the mirror of society we all need

  • @58O08
    @58O08 6 лет назад +8221

    anti PC jokes. Have to give this man credit for never caving in to the public pressure.

    • @Monochromicornicopia
      @Monochromicornicopia 6 лет назад +24

      Factually incorrect jokes aren't genius or worthy of praise at all

    • @bobbiusshadow6985
      @bobbiusshadow6985 6 лет назад +207

      .. and according to some liberals, he's a right winger. I guess that's how someone is perceived when s/he jabs both "sides".

    • @fiction0711
      @fiction0711 6 лет назад +105

      What's factually incorrect there though?

    • @Monochromicornicopia
      @Monochromicornicopia 6 лет назад +6

      @fiction0711
      All of it

    • @rubenruiz8409
      @rubenruiz8409 6 лет назад +11

      I think it's less about the public pressure and more about the jokes not being that funny.

  • @shanetography
    @shanetography 3 года назад +42

    "I'm staying in a hotel, everybody" is the best segue I've ever heard

  • @dani.phantm
    @dani.phantm 5 лет назад +657

    I love Bill's comedy because he doesn't even require the audience to laugh, he just says his shit anyway.

    • @thegiliclub
      @thegiliclub 3 года назад +4

      I mean what else is he going to do leave?

  • @leon6kennedy
    @leon6kennedy 5 лет назад +797

    That was a smooth transition from first ladies to hotels : )

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 5 лет назад +2

      Lol ikr?

    • @GuiiBrazil
      @GuiiBrazil 5 лет назад +4

      I thought for a moment he was comparing the crowd to a hotel silence, or something... lol

    • @jameshightower8875
      @jameshightower8875 5 лет назад +7

      Is that sarcastic? Was awkward to me

    • @GuiiBrazil
      @GuiiBrazil 5 лет назад +37

      @@jameshightower8875 it was. Bill saw that the crowd is boring AF and dead inside.

    • @ObservationalRhetoric
      @ObservationalRhetoric 5 лет назад +1

      JGui Bingo🎯

  • @jessicae33
    @jessicae33 4 года назад +100

    I LOVE IT. So controversial yet speaking the truth with humor. He’s a G.O.A.T

  • @Cluez31
    @Cluez31 5 лет назад +1616

    One of the funniest sets , crowd is scared to laugh...

    • @JohnDoe-gn4xj
      @JohnDoe-gn4xj 5 лет назад +57

      Because theyre sitting next to their gf's wives etc lol

    • @mattmeade983
      @mattmeade983 5 лет назад +36

      Just for laughs crowds are all crap...

    • @lovelyrat33
      @lovelyrat33 5 лет назад +26

      American politics jokes in canada. Nobody cares

    • @billykhoabillykhoa7844
      @billykhoabillykhoa7844 5 лет назад +6

      Personally i think this was not his best delivery of this specific bit though.

    • @Labneh9102
      @Labneh9102 4 года назад +7

      idk man, the takes on the first ladies was true that they're unqualified, but the whole thing about telling them to shut up is a bad take.

  • @cindymananzalamartinez6679
    @cindymananzalamartinez6679 5 лет назад +2882

    Bill has the anger of a 70-year-old Red Foreman.

  • @TheJazzJackRabbit
    @TheJazzJackRabbit 2 года назад +8

    “Should Tom Brady’s wife be the next quarterback of the Rams?”
    Possibly Bill’s most underrated joke

  • @bluchocolate123
    @bluchocolate123 5 лет назад +743

    "Slit the right throats"
    Didn't know bill was so revolutionary.

    • @BobBob-we3wr
      @BobBob-we3wr 4 года назад +15

      He didn't mean that as right\left

    • @MonteyCarlo92081
      @MonteyCarlo92081 4 года назад +13

      I've been a podcast fan of his for a long time, the dude is intense but at the same time smart in a twisted REAL life kind of way

    • @DANTHETUBEMAN
      @DANTHETUBEMAN 4 года назад +3

      Or truthfull

    • @ghr501able
      @ghr501able 4 года назад +2

      @@MonteyCarlo92081 can you share which ones if you remember any by memory

    • @blop-a-blop9419
      @blop-a-blop9419 3 года назад +2

      @@BobBob-we3wr ... so you're saying that murdering capitalists (bankers) isn't some radical left schtick ?
      Maybe he's right wing on other issues, or neutral, but not on that.

  • @vinnys1108
    @vinnys1108 6 лет назад +4987

    Great set. Awful crowd.

    • @bigdickmcgee3293
      @bigdickmcgee3293 6 лет назад +64

      MGTOW Radio absolutely. They pay to see him knowing what content they’re going to hear. But for you, somehow, they are all pussified pc snowflakes. If they had a problem with the jokes they wouldn’t have fucking been there.

    • @vexillethepretzel9086
      @vexillethepretzel9086 5 лет назад +42

      Yeah these days crowds are little cupcake people. Jokes these days have to be 30% humor and 70% intelligent. People don't have a sense of humor no more. Why cause it's the cute thing to do. Everyone is too busy trying to impress eachother they forgot how to laugh. This world is becoming very miserable and mundane. And for some reason it's considered cute. I mean hell, this is why i don't fuck with people. I stay to myself and get silly alone. Fuck people. I'll have a good time by myself. And all these intellectual norms always ask me why you always talk to yourself and suddenly laugh out of nowhere? Well i talk to myself because all you people are miserable shits. And did it ever occur to you that i just might be thinking of something funny? Got damn these fucking people!
      Feel better now. Just got out a little steam there. Rant complete...

    • @Melethrion
      @Melethrion 5 лет назад +17

      i will never really get why you americans think that the lone circumstance of not being laughing at literally _everything_ is actually a bad thing. why should i laugh at nonsense? to perpetuate false presumptions? that's the straight pathway to sheer ignorance. but well... on the other hand, that explains much... :P

    • @ty63t0
      @ty63t0 5 лет назад +62

      @@Melethrion Do you realize you just commented that you shouldn't laugh under a stand up comedy video? And your statement "you americans" is so painfully presumptuous, yet you claim you don't wanna seem like that kinda person... Just goes to show that "you europeans" aren't half as clever as you think you are

    • @hernanhironymus
      @hernanhironymus 5 лет назад +2

      @@vexillethepretzel9086 Literally me too dude

  • @rollingthunder5944
    @rollingthunder5944 3 года назад +37

    I love how uncomfortable the audience is❤😂🤣

  • @Jackaroo.
    @Jackaroo. 5 лет назад +634

    Bill Burr saying the realest shit I've heard in a long time.

    • @Ladovinka513
      @Ladovinka513 5 лет назад +1

      What have you been listening up until now m8?

    • @urieljimenez44
      @urieljimenez44 5 лет назад

      Listen to george carlin

  • @joewakeford
    @joewakeford 6 лет назад +1208

    "It's kinda early to be trimming the hedges?" 😂

    • @dantaylor7344
      @dantaylor7344 6 лет назад +6

      Gold pure solid gold!

    • @wrestlemania7ven
      @wrestlemania7ven 5 лет назад +5

      Trying to scare some accountant into solving my murder! Bill just keeps dropping gems.

    • @starman_217
      @starman_217 5 лет назад +2

      Read this as he said it, made it even better

    • @michaelaldersley6503
      @michaelaldersley6503 3 года назад +1

      Muh muh muh muh, muh muh muh muh

  • @boe9917
    @boe9917 3 года назад +9

    “It’s a little early to be.. cuttin the hedges” 😂😂😂😂

  • @yotday
    @yotday 6 лет назад +375

    The seriousness in his voice when asking if you think a woman being president is going to affect anything is great lol. It's makes it seem like he's really asking that question to gauge the intelligence level of the crowd.

    • @elijahbone6401
      @elijahbone6401 5 лет назад +17

      Exactly why he switched topics

    • @dupadupadoo69
      @dupadupadoo69 5 лет назад +12

      @@elijahbone6401 he's also in Canada and odds are most ppl there don't care about American politics

  • @vascodegama5829
    @vascodegama5829 6 лет назад +3837

    I see Bill Burr I click

  • @Pango5697
    @Pango5697 2 года назад +4

    Burr the Legend. No holds barred. Respect!😂

  • @jayymiller4193
    @jayymiller4193 5 лет назад +672

    Bill burr just explained to me the difference between hotels and motels.

    • @scottschink4826
      @scottschink4826 4 года назад +7

      Me too

    • @batwom4304
      @batwom4304 4 года назад +6

      The emotions involved are dead on too.

    • @genevieverenaud2537
      @genevieverenaud2537 3 года назад +8

      Yep. I'm glad to know i'm not the only one thinking about axe murderers and serial killers in the most unconventional of places lol

    • @jmab721
      @jmab721 3 года назад +1

      Ah, americans.

    • @jodihargreaves3784
      @jodihargreaves3784 2 года назад +1

      @Matthew Boyce bit more of a difference than that 😊

  • @Jay_Dub22
    @Jay_Dub22 6 лет назад +152

    I love finding random bits from Bill i've never heard before

  • @lisafranklin9089
    @lisafranklin9089 3 года назад +28

    Wow. I literally haven't laughed this hard in months. Good stuff right here.

  • @seanbaugh3239
    @seanbaugh3239 6 лет назад +220

    One of the funniest comedians out there. He's got free speech and he ain't afraid to use it.
    *"NUFF SAID"*

    • @shortstopanimations6143
      @shortstopanimations6143 5 лет назад

      Sean Baugh we all have free speech down here I think he United States of America. You commie basterd

  • @montablanc1
    @montablanc1 5 лет назад +241

    @ 4:40
    "Not just random throats! The right throats!"
    I found Bill's campaign slogan

  • @RebelInTheF.D.G
    @RebelInTheF.D.G Месяц назад +1

    "Best you could do is maybe make a weird noise. 'Ffff_'"
    Lays me out every time. Probably my second favorite bit from him, with helicopter tours being the first.

  • @ohheydarciemae1121
    @ohheydarciemae1121 5 лет назад +285

    I love how he starts by shitting on the crowd hahahaha God, I love him

  • @matttrafton2725
    @matttrafton2725 4 года назад +812

    If he wasn't a comedian he'd be leading a revolution. Maybe in a parallel universe.

    • @randalhighben586
      @randalhighben586 4 года назад +22

      I can see him being the next George Carlin

    • @davidalexander9240
      @davidalexander9240 4 года назад +15

      He’s be supreme dictator of the free world

    • @empyerful
      @empyerful 4 года назад +4

      Dude that is a movie I would want to see or better yet live!

    • @matttrafton2725
      @matttrafton2725 4 года назад +10

      Javisst. Bill Burr for President. He is a better choice than the two bozos on the 2020 ticket.

    • @stvbrsn
      @stvbrsn 3 года назад +5

      Yeah, a parallel universe called “5 years from now.”

  • @tonyd7471
    @tonyd7471 2 года назад +1

    love scrollin thru bill burr sets on youtube! He knows he bombed with this crowd, but he still is great to watch and even his bombs are best than most!!

  • @L2L2L2-2
    @L2L2L2-2 5 лет назад +635

    Bills face when he talks about slitting throats and taking people out with a rifle... respect

    • @edgdeal76
      @edgdeal76 5 лет назад +4

      Fuck yes

    • @CrippleTron_
      @CrippleTron_ 5 лет назад +18

      It was way to real for everyone

    • @WOLFGANG634
      @WOLFGANG634 5 лет назад +10

      It’s the fucking truth though 😂😂👌

    • @23319461
      @23319461 5 лет назад +2

      bill you really don't give a shit for all those pfuckingc retards yeah up a tree ,the crowd was shitting themselves with fear

    • @itookallthenames
      @itookallthenames 3 года назад +2

      @@23319461 he’s talking about bankers, not some kid with pink hair and a can of paint

  • @robf4639
    @robf4639 6 лет назад +3312

    horrible crowd

    • @Hawkeye19821
      @Hawkeye19821 6 лет назад +89

      Rob Fiore It's the same for all of the just for laughs crowds. Canada is a horrible place for crowds

    • @dnd6379
      @dnd6379 6 лет назад +23

      Maybe those crowds are a horrible place for canada.

    • @BRBallin1
      @BRBallin1 6 лет назад +34

      This bit was kinda bad. Logical fallacies and false equivalencies. Usually, love Bill Burr though, but this was weak.

    • @MrBordal
      @MrBordal 6 лет назад +32

      Hawkeye 1982 Well, Bill spent a lot of time ranting on US Presidents, wich Canadians doesn't care about. General topics like hotels and ghosts are a bit more relateble.

    • @Bass_Sick
      @Bass_Sick 6 лет назад +41

      Even B-Man no its not that, it's the whole pc thing, the liked it when he said ' Hillary is going to be president ' but they didn't like the killing jokes and the women should keep quiet jokes, it has nothing to do with talking about American president and more the fact that the country is more left leaning

  • @e4conveniencestoree4conven87
    @e4conveniencestoree4conven87 3 года назад +1

    This man is a Legend!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @miltonmills6184
    @miltonmills6184 5 лет назад +138

    When he grabbed the mic stand and rocked the mic holder up and down sayin thats how bush kept his wife in line. priceless.

    • @Rickard53
      @Rickard53 5 лет назад +1

      That part KILLED me 😂😂

  • @ramesnashat1
    @ramesnashat1 6 лет назад +649

    OMG he's way above and beyond everybody else

    • @719Flowers
      @719Flowers 6 лет назад +7

      Ramez Nashat calm down there buddy. There's other comedians that could go toe to toe with burr. Don't get me wrong he's one of the best and will go down a legend in the comedy world but there's other guys that are just as good

    • @KletoReese
      @KletoReese 6 лет назад +1

      Ramez Nashat you are right! They are all sheep still asleep

    • @Flantomas
      @Flantomas 6 лет назад +2

      hahahaha, no way, he will be remembered by other comedians, as "that very talented B-class comic, who couldnt make it big". Louie was leaps and bounds more antiPC than him, and made it big, so did Chappelle, Murphy... hell, even Gervais, and he is reasonably new to the stand up scene.
      Bill is good, just not top tier good.

    • @youssefrochdi1994
      @youssefrochdi1994 5 лет назад +1

      @@Flantomas why the fuck are you trolling comments and trashing him like that?

    • @georgekurioreilly4857
      @georgekurioreilly4857 5 лет назад +1

      @@Flantomas it's not always about making it big, though burr is definitely big

  • @mrnessss
    @mrnessss 2 года назад +10

    I really love how Bill always puts himself way out on a limb and then fights to find his way back. It's like watching a speeding train try to stay on the track.

  • @startervisions
    @startervisions 6 лет назад +842

    George Carlin would dig this.

    • @bOmBAsTiK
      @bOmBAsTiK 6 лет назад +8

      No he wouldn't. I love BB but it's been diminishing returns ever since he took on this ultra-contrarian, paranoid conspiracy theorist bent to his act. It used to just be an aspect of what he did, now it's his M.O. Carlin seemed genuinely anti-establishment. Billy just seems to be trying to stave off boredom, imo...

    • @jjryan1352
      @jjryan1352 6 лет назад +14

      Yes he would. Pretty much everyone knows his "the game is rigged my friends."

    • @bOmBAsTiK
      @bOmBAsTiK 6 лет назад +3

      Yeah, yeah yeah I know it too. How does that bit relate to this anti-PC rant though? Bill Burr is an all-time great, but he took a risk here and it didn't work. No biggie. And blaming the crowd like some of these other posters are is weak. On the Night of Too Many Stars you heard groans from that crowd, but Bill's jokes (and the set) for that were classic. This, not so much...

    • @jjryan1352
      @jjryan1352 6 лет назад

      MiSTaH bOmBAsTiK .... It doesn't have to relate to think George Carlin would like it. Carlin's earlier stuff certainly doesn't classify as "anti-establishment" and neither do his later shows if you watch a whole show. Enough to be a little contrarian to think Carlin would get a kick out of it.

    • @rahmiaksu
      @rahmiaksu 6 лет назад +3

      Carlin didn't get his real voice until way into his career, if you cared to watch his earlier material. It takes time to get to a place where you no longer aim to please but just do what you want to do. Maybe Bill Burr got there and you don't like what he likes

  • @SC-ox9lm
    @SC-ox9lm 5 лет назад +152

    “You’re gonna nod that head” 😂😂😂😂

    • @metri0n
      @metri0n 3 года назад +1

      I seriously just lost it just now seeing that LOL

  • @jago7349
    @jago7349 4 года назад +8

    Bill went full psycho mode on this one. Loved it😂

  • @hugonongbri8100
    @hugonongbri8100 6 лет назад +644

    Bill should've done a "Philly " on them :D

  • @richbrazee5054
    @richbrazee5054 5 лет назад +54

    Bill is the greatest. He is so intelligent and logical that his brutal honesty goes way over some people's heads. It's almost like he's telling people the solution, hiding it in jokes, and hoping someone makes a move

  • @lonniepee9804
    @lonniepee9804 2 года назад +4

    I could never go to a live Bill Burr performance. It would hurt too much. He's the FUNNIEST sommich. Just love 'im.

  • @LordsofMedia
    @LordsofMedia 5 лет назад +3911

    Sucks when I'm listening to a comedian's podcast and his wife, Who ISN'T A COMEDIAN, comes over to chime in.

  • @johnsreactions6658
    @johnsreactions6658 6 лет назад +242

    Seems like when he’s bald that’s when his stand up is the angriest

  • @itellyouforfree7238
    @itellyouforfree7238 2 года назад +2

    0:30 LOL he demolished that hustler! XD

  • @nmarrs8539
    @nmarrs8539 5 лет назад +130

    Not just random throats! The right throats! I’m staying at a hotel everybody.

  • @kezzrk1869
    @kezzrk1869 5 лет назад +1386

    How does Just for Laughs exist. Their audiences clearly don’t enjoy comedy.

    • @tockicohi7703
      @tockicohi7703 4 года назад +81

      Maybe the sound guy is on point. Is keeping the crowd noise suppressed , Bc I hear them laughing. Its just thst Billy is louder - And I appreciate it. Not to deny, there are times when they are scared to laugh - You have a point as well.

    • @WarOnHorror
      @WarOnHorror 4 года назад +29

      too many gov't employees in the audience, cant risk being seen laughing at billys jokes

    • @svsproductions1
      @svsproductions1 4 года назад +19

      I heard them laughing at every joke other than when he said to jump the fence and slit rich peoples throats. The way he delivered it wasnt quite right. But other than that theyre all laughing their asses off. Maybe your audio isnt working right

    • @n3v3rg01ngback
      @n3v3rg01ngback 4 года назад +6

      Kezzrk To be fair, they don’t have microphones.

    • @somanytakennames
      @somanytakennames 4 года назад +8

      Or they just weren't a fan of this particular kind of comedy? I like Bill Burr but this idea that people who don't laugh at this type of humour should be criticised is starting to get boring.

  • @Nostalgia_Addict
    @Nostalgia_Addict 3 года назад +2

    That transition though 😂 "I am staying in a hotel, everybody"

  • @loganmurray5643
    @loganmurray5643 5 лет назад +182

    I love this clip in 2019. "It doesn't matter, she's still gonna win."

    • @turdferg9703
      @turdferg9703 5 лет назад +21

      Haha glad that didn't happen

    • @jhand294
      @jhand294 5 лет назад +13

      Trump 2020

    • @Ellis_Dee25
      @Ellis_Dee25 5 лет назад +6

      Chad Clough
      Trump declined the salary.

    • @fernie51296
      @fernie51296 5 лет назад

      Still not much of a difference either way. But conservatives are convinced this guy is the one! And the next democratic president all the liberals will be convinced. And we will just continue this horrible cycle of nothing meaningful actually changing.

    • @fernie51296
      @fernie51296 5 лет назад +4

      Justin Centers what has Trump accomplished? And don’t say the economy because we have been in an expansion for the past decade. Job growth is mostly in part time and contracting which it has been since Obama. Swing states are still suffering from lost of manufacturing jobs, racial divide is worse than ever, income inequality has increased non-stop, people are still dying due to inadequate healthcare, our prisons are over crowded, gun violence is non stop, Nazis actually think they have a place in this world, we have done nothing about climate change, and the trade wars have proven completely ineffective. I’m not saying he is the worst president ever, but he has accomplished nothing.
      He did give a massive tax cut to the rich. Although many presidents have accomplished that, Democrat and Republican.

  • @gossamer999
    @gossamer999 5 лет назад +169

    As someone who works the overnight front desk shift at a hotel I take issue with his joke.
    You would never hear my screams from the lobby.

    • @KnickKnackPaddyWack32
      @KnickKnackPaddyWack32 5 лет назад +7

      Thats because you would be enjoying your time of death . You wortheless piece of shit

    • @martinmccomb5462
      @martinmccomb5462 5 лет назад

      That's because they would be coming from outside while you were running away as fast as ur girly legs could take you LOL

    • @gossamer999
      @gossamer999 5 лет назад +3

      Lol its because the lobby is soundproofed af for weekend wedding parties. clearly yall know nothing about the hotel industry.
      Lol

    • @martinmccomb5462
      @martinmccomb5462 5 лет назад +1

      @@gossamer999 No, no. I was just fckn with you. If you are not licensed and trained to handle a weapon, you should attempt to do what you can to escape from the scene and contact the proper authorities. I apologize for saying girly legs and all. Hope you have a good day.

    • @gossamer999
      @gossamer999 5 лет назад +1

      @@martinmccomb5462 I will choose to take girly legs as a compliment and agree with escape. Luckily I know all the best escape routes! :D

  • @docfinnmantynen6009
    @docfinnmantynen6009 2 года назад +6

    Seen this atleast 30-40 times and it always makes me laugh.

  • @simonetanzi5103
    @simonetanzi5103 6 лет назад +121

    old billy mustard balls cracking me up at the first joke

  • @hiji221
    @hiji221 5 лет назад +47

    You can tell bill loves these type of crowds when that don’t give him anything. He loves the silence and awkwardness of it

  • @dasstigma
    @dasstigma 2 года назад +1

    I just love this guy.

  • @ameenmk4095
    @ameenmk4095 5 лет назад +27

    You can tell he wasn't as comfortable as he usually is, but that didn't stop the man. He is such a legend.
    "This is my genre and it's wonderful. Every opinion that ever exists can be and is expressed in my genre."

  • @C-Smith-87
    @C-Smith-87 3 года назад +1

    Ive never really thought of it before but he is spot o n with the forstblady bit about them with the plumber analogy lmao

  • @MOGGS1942
    @MOGGS1942 4 года назад +71

    " kind of early to be trimming hedges " . This guy is killing me.

  • @ambrose_mensch
    @ambrose_mensch 5 лет назад +18

    He’s obviously a genius, but sometimes I forget how his physical grace enhances the whole thing, because I tend to listen to him-even on RUclips- with headphones only.

    • @kdogg6781
      @kdogg6781 3 года назад +2

      def gotta see his mannerisms to get the full effect..

  • @StayWitThaGLO
    @StayWitThaGLO 2 года назад +4

    When Bill started speaking about “taking out people, the right people”… people couldn’t handle it, so he switched to talking about motels.. but tbh he’s speaking the truth but people don’t want to hear that, so he just leaves bread crumbs of info that people need to hear throughout his specials

  • @bermudaguy1
    @bermudaguy1 6 лет назад +411

    Tough crowd.

    • @sirjester2008
      @sirjester2008 6 лет назад +30

      bermudaguy1 honestly with bill though (make note he is very funny and one of my favorite comedians) he can go a little to hard for the crowd. I think his best version of this joke is when he “extends an olive branch” and says that the first first husband should also shut the fuck up. Sometimes it’s all about giving the crowd what they want.

    • @TruthAndReconciliation
      @TruthAndReconciliation 6 лет назад +7

      SirJester200 i don't even think that's sacrificing very much, it's pretty integral to the joke that he's not discriminating

    • @sirjester2008
      @sirjester2008 6 лет назад +3

      Melt it’s not at all clear that he isn’t. When talking to the crowd you have to be as clear as possible or it may come off as something else. When it’s not clear the crowd WILL tense up and get uncomfortable.

    • @TruthAndReconciliation
      @TruthAndReconciliation 6 лет назад +5

      SirJester200 no I was agreeing with you. Burr doesn't sacrifice much of the punch line (rather adds to it) when he extends said olive branch and shows it goes both ways. I'm not easily offendable but I've heard the joke before and it was a bit rough here

    • @sirjester2008
      @sirjester2008 6 лет назад +1

      Melt oh my bad I thought u meant this version not the one I meantioned. Friendly fire I guess. But yea it really isn’t much and I don’t know why he left it out of this one.

  • @skepticmonkey6923
    @skepticmonkey6923 5 лет назад +247

    Jesus, what is wrong with that crowd.

    • @503945158
      @503945158 5 лет назад +8

      You don't have to wooo wooo to everything. It's fine. They get the jokes.

    • @skepticmonkey6923
      @skepticmonkey6923 5 лет назад +20

      @@503945158 Idk what "wooo wooo"ing is, they're not laughing dude.

    • @skepticmonkey6923
      @skepticmonkey6923 4 года назад +32

      @@annoyanceking Dude, im from Europe and i still laughed. Its just a shit crowd.

    • @kingofallworlds
      @kingofallworlds 4 года назад +7

      look at the Just For Laughs videos, you can see that they are the most dead crowd for every single comedian that comes on. canadians are just too uptight

    • @lou-jaybono9395
      @lou-jaybono9395 4 года назад +6

      @@kingofallworlds This crowd didn't come to see Bill Burr specifically. People that go to the Just for Laughs festival are mostly boomers.
      I went to see his own show in Montreal 2 years ago and the building was imploding. We have high demand for non PC humor.

  • @crimsonknight5575
    @crimsonknight5575 2 года назад +4

    brutally honest and funny while at it; a true legend.

  • @SlugSage
    @SlugSage 5 лет назад +94

    *I'm staying in a hotel everybody*

  • @DirtyMikeACTUAL13
    @DirtyMikeACTUAL13 5 лет назад +50

    Funniest line:
    “she’s still gonna win”

  • @jasonhines5524
    @jasonhines5524 4 месяца назад

    Thank you for your honesty

  • @bloodsweattones
    @bloodsweattones 6 лет назад +10

    He kills me every time! My stomach hurts so much. All this laughing..... He is so talented and good. And the timing. Thank you Bill!

  • @MetallicaRocksss
    @MetallicaRocksss 6 лет назад +382

    Never clicked on a youtube video faster in my life

  • @Karen-mi3yz
    @Karen-mi3yz 7 месяцев назад +1

    Canadian audience. And I say that as a Canadian. Even our let's say moderate conservatives are way too PC to appreciate the comedy genius that is BB. We're very polite up here, everybody says so.

  • @josephsherman5288
    @josephsherman5288 5 лет назад +10

    You can tell Bill was really putting himself out on a wire talking about real change. He was nervous as hell stuttering and mumbling some words. But he's putting the message out there. Keep it up bud, we all gotta die sometime.

  • @wingman-1977
    @wingman-1977 5 лет назад +31

    His revving up the chainsaw noise killed me.

  • @broaction8887
    @broaction8887 2 года назад +2

    Your gonna nod "Your gonna Nod that Head" lol 🤣

  • @teresasawyer2507
    @teresasawyer2507 6 лет назад +14

    I can't get enough of Bill he is definitely my all time favourite he holds nothing bk and makes no apologies love u Bill

  • @dizzeerocka1324
    @dizzeerocka1324 5 лет назад +15

    @Billburr is like the Eminem of Comedy, I mean he can get anything going with his craft, and it"ll be a Master piece.

  • @Pachi4026
    @Pachi4026 Год назад +1

    The crown was not ready for this much truth and comedy

  • @mrr7634
    @mrr7634 5 лет назад +71

    I love how everyone stayed silent when he said everything that was absolutely right

  • @ДавидТкешелашвили-о6х

    Audience sucks! Bill is great and always with smart jokes.

  • @HyghKaliber
    @HyghKaliber Год назад

    The guy kicking in the door reenactment had me cracking up on the treadmill at the gym. Def looking like a nut case

  • @rytis6038
    @rytis6038 5 лет назад +53

    Gotta give it up to the BUshes they had their woman in line
    This is gold :D

    • @waynemiller6070
      @waynemiller6070 5 лет назад +5

      When he grabs the mic clip and starts making it nod like he's talking to the wife... Fucking brilliant!

  • @ZaynoonSunaa
    @ZaynoonSunaa 6 лет назад +254

    does anyone remember when michelle obama went on oscars to remind everyone to drink water! ... yes water , the first lady interrupts the oscars just to tell 2 billion people to drink frkn water ... lool

    • @Flantomas
      @Flantomas 6 лет назад +33

      Because people drink soda instead of water, and end up having a shitty life and dying at 60, after spending their last 10 years touring hospitals.

    • @Flantomas
      @Flantomas 6 лет назад +10

      If you eat garbage since a kid, havent run a single day in your adult life, etc. then yeah, 60 years old looks grim and you can die at any minute. But theres a lot of people doing fine at 60... and its not the guys that weighted 300kg. when they were 40.

    •  6 лет назад +3

      Even the water is contaminated in america

    • @thomas3bulus
      @thomas3bulus 6 лет назад +8

      And you think that people don’t know? I would say that the problem is their own ignorance and lack of self control, rather than lack of information. Michelle Obama could hardly change that with a fucking speech. Those who choose to eat garbage despite all publicly available sources of information and studies on healthy nutrition will have to bear the consequence one day. It’s not like someone forces them to eat that shit and hides all the healthy food from them. Obama’s effort was a plain old fucking stupid theatre with no reason behind it.

    • @kelvinwuite6482
      @kelvinwuite6482 6 лет назад +4

      Stil is very good advice🥇

  • @thisisme5487
    @thisisme5487 4 года назад +1

    The amount of times I had to pause this video to take enough time to fully appreciate the humor that has been laid upon me

  • @cohenkane2148
    @cohenkane2148 5 лет назад +27

    Holy shit. He pulled back several times. Wish he had a better crowd. So good anyway

  • @avilionstars
    @avilionstars 5 лет назад +201

    People mistake his bits as misogynist and political and that bothers me, the man is hilarious when you dont have your PC cap on

    • @GermAntibody
      @GermAntibody 5 лет назад +11

      I dunno, from the standpoint of someone that doesn't care about "PC", I see a lot of people mix up his being a total and complete asshole as him being conservative. Plenty of people that don't care about "PC" still don't like complete cunts. Don't @ me, i've watched him for years, but maybe people just see so many conservatives being pricks that they see him being a prick and they infer that that's him being a conservative, which is faulty logic. I don't blame conservatives for it-he's just a fucking diiiiiiiick. People like that though. Assholes can be funny and Bill knows it which is why that's his ENTIRE schtick.
      I mean, he IS completely misogynistic though. Even incels don't seem like they hate women more than him when he starts up his retarded-ass girl-voice. There probably isn't a comedian alive that dislikes women more deeply than Bill Burr in a real way. So he's not just an asshole... he's an increeeedibly bitter asshole. What can you do? Tons of people are like that, and again, it doesn't have anything to do with politics, you're completely right about that.

    • @EmeraldBayMovies
      @EmeraldBayMovies 5 лет назад +31

      @@GermAntibody Lol what? If Bill hated women he wouldn't be married to a feminist. I think it's pretty clear that he loves women but he just thinks that most western women are pampered as fuck and get a free pass for a lot of their bullshit, which is true and most comedians are too afraid to joke about it.

    • @dtak6960
      @dtak6960 5 лет назад +3

      Every time a guy tries to make a girl voice it sounds like that, every time a girl tries to make a guy voice it either sounds like a 13 year old boy trying to sound older on xbox live or it sounds like a black Harlem renaissance jazz singer

    • @jeffthevomitguy1178
      @jeffthevomitguy1178 5 лет назад +1

      Justin Centers Of course, hes married to a woman, he cant possibly hate women dum dum.

    • @angbuxton
      @angbuxton 5 лет назад +1

      you mean a thinking cap?

  • @kennymos9007
    @kennymos9007 2 года назад +1

    "I was just lacing it in there" gets me every time.

  • @h20delorian
    @h20delorian 5 лет назад +36

    I love bill burr. I hope I get to see him live some day. Great show

    • @mafistowaltz4857
      @mafistowaltz4857 5 лет назад +1

      I got to see him once so far but believe me.
      If he ever comes back to my area... im there!!!

  • @FishtownRec
    @FishtownRec 5 лет назад +11

    Not many people can transition from a bad joke that’s not working into an entirely new story and recover like bill just did! Guys a legend.

  • @skanthaadsigns
    @skanthaadsigns 3 года назад +1

    He's a Champ that any AI/Machine Learning gizmo will never be able to replicate...

  • @JoseChavez-ct1db
    @JoseChavez-ct1db 6 лет назад +110

    The delivery in the 'Night of Too Many Stars' was way better.

    • @brunobencaric271
      @brunobencaric271 6 лет назад +6

      I agree but also think its the crowd not giving him anything to work with

    • @JoseChavez-ct1db
      @JoseChavez-ct1db 6 лет назад +1

      Most definitely. Especially when dealing with a crowd in Canada that doesn't have the same awareness of the American political climate that people in Washington, D.C. do (I believe that's where they film Night of Too Many Stars).

  • @matthewramirez2484
    @matthewramirez2484 5 лет назад +8

    Bill burr is special we must protect him at all costs , my bruddahs who's with me

    • @mfg5971
      @mfg5971 5 лет назад +1

      I am with you , lets start the church of burr