Bill Burr - Motel Rooms And First Ladies
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- Опубликовано: 13 май 2018
- #BillBurr shares his opinion on over-involved first ladies, tries to predict the 2016 presidential election, and then explains why staying at motels is a health risk.
Bill Burr stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2014.
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I love how ol' Billy blue balls doubles down on his jokes. No one laughs so he just goes harder. He's a hero
yea, that he does, he's not connected to the response or expectations of the public
@@9some I'd argue he's very connected to the audience. He knows what is and isn't socially acceptable to laugh and feeds off of the ridiculousness of their silence. It ends up building the pressure of the joke higher and higher, and once he eases off people are dying to laugh.
DrDeadlifts exactly because in the end no matter what our views are in life, all humans can connect no matter their differences and I believe comedy does that well. It allows everyone to understand eachother and that’s why I think Bill Burr is one of the best comedians ever not to mention he’s in my top 3 comedians.
Is this calum
DrDeadlifts you are a podcast fan eh :)
Dude is savage abroad. He talks in a room full of people as if he's talking to one person.
takes practice and true. straight beast.
All good comedians do that.
Best comedian in the world 🌎
True
He’s one of a kind
Man he left no one alone, he even roasted ghosts lmao 😂
Genius!
bill is ruthless lmaooo
Ghosts are real though
Well the ghosts are still voting for democrats so they aren't innocent
Maybe Tom Brady some day will tell us about a ghost in the huddle.
I love how he shut up that heckler as soon as she started lol
The sign of a great comedian
"I'm uh... I'm sick of Obama's wife."
Just flat out like that. Had me in multiple stitches.
Obama’s wife had a dick
@@saltysquatch1510 I know right,I seen you slobbing on it😂😂😂
@@saltysquatch1510 One more than you. Jealous?
Plus she'a horrible public speaker and a total narcissist!
@@johnandrew1727 she is a excellent speaker.
Greatest transition in the history of comedy "gotta start slitting some throats ... I'm staying in a hotel"
yea that one had me dead asf
That was an absolutely epic save!
I actually liked the First Lady bit, but you tell the crowd really wasn't getting it. He tried an experimental bit with the whole "slitting throats" thing, but they didn't get that either.
When he jumped straight from that to the tired old "slice of my life" comedy starter bit, something about his mannerism, "So . . . I'm staying in a hotel" . . . I just lost it.
Epic.
EMPHASIS ON IN THE HISTORY
*Crowd claps*
Oh i thought he was implying hed be easy to attack after the show for saying this type of stuff if the government/listeners didnt like his joke abt slitting throats 😅😂😅
The balls on this guy, going to Canada and opening with American politics.
seriously, people saying the audience sucks but his set just wasn't relevant.
also, this set is well known...so old american politics...thats just lazy
@@TNM001 It's over 5 years old, it was relevant at the time 😑.
@@Shmoove It was in Montreal. It's all stuff we hear about on the radio or on tv. In terms of information, we've got some of the best sources in the world, as objective and as diverse as humanly possible, unlike in the US 💀…
If he wasn't a comedian he'd be leading a revolution. Maybe in a parallel universe.
I can see him being the next George Carlin
He’s be supreme dictator of the free world
Dude that is a movie I would want to see or better yet live!
Javisst. Bill Burr for President. He is a better choice than the two bozos on the 2020 ticket.
Yeah, a parallel universe called “5 years from now.”
I look forward to when Bill is 70 years old. He's almost got no filter left at all. By then, it will be shredded down to nothing. Brutally and refreshingly honest.
Try his Monday morning podcast. It's free and amazing
Yep, just like Carlin. He got way better as he got older. 1992s New York special was when he hit his stride. His gray hair was in and he was letting 'em have it.
He's actually become a little neutered since he got married. Bill used to be pure savage. He's more PC these days. His cup of white guilt has over flowed as well. I want old Bill Burr back.
@@soldierforchrist2017: Wife and daughter, double-dose of broads in the house. I hadn't kept up that much on him recently but I got that impression he might be settling down a little now with age. I hope he'll come back even spicier and more pungent than ever. As long as he dont transform into Don Rickles in the next 10-20 yrs 😏
Holly shit!!! hope he make it!!
Love how he didn't give in to the audience. They were giving him nothing and he still went with "Nothin' is gonna change until someones got the balls... to start a group... go over the wall of one of these gated communities and ya start slittin' some throats." One of the greatest comedians of all time.
To be fair, it's not his best performance of this routine though. He has better delivery on Night of Too Many Stars.
Very true, I agree.
The ghost in the basement/attic piece was good. The rest of the material just didn't 'pack a punch' with the delivery. He's still one of the best. Bill is like a combination of Denis Leary and Lewis Black.👍
Bill Burr pitched The Purge
Raymond C Bill Burr gives no shits.
The smirk on his face at 5:05 knowing how uncomfortable he’s making people but he simply does not give a fuck. Absolutely beautiful.
"I'm staying in a hotel, everybody" is the best segue I've ever heard
"Shes still gonna win." Best joke of the whole set.
Holy shit dude, you fuckin killed her
/r/therewasanattempt
@@sibire8284 You're not on reddit.
@@johnsmith-lf6pc fuck reddit
Several million votes from illegals in California doesn't really count towards the popular vote.
I love that look on Bill's face when the crowd doesn't laugh. The look where he's thinking, Ok these people don't get it, so I'm going to give them that much more! He never softens his comedy just to get a laugh.
David Poole I LOVE it. He just keeps going until he basically convinces them to chill the fuck out and agree with him LMAOOOO
Canadians are sensitive, it shouldn't be that surprising
Zawa Games what are you talking about?😂 Americans are the sensitive ones
Canadians are notoriously huge pussies, but okay
Zawa Games ever see hockey bruv your football players wouldn’t stand a chance anyone can run throw or catch a ball
*Dude that "weird noise" joke is so good and also underrated. This joke becomes 10x more funnier when you imagine it. Men actually talk about being brave and ready to have a fight but in reality, no human being is designed to take on a fight and be dominant in that unexpected brutal fight. Bill burr is completely correct, if a guy with a chainsaw or a gun unexpectedly enters your room, your first reaction would be shock, then seeing the weapon gives more shock, and by the time brain starts processing it and the adrenaline starts pumping in for a fight or flight, the killer attacks and it's game over in a single blow. A well written and a well thought joke, bill is the G.O.A.T.*
The fact that bill was still able to pull this off in front of a Canadian audience is pretty impressive
Bill is slowly turning into Red Foreman
stark dies yes!!
Slowly? ☺
right!!!
"You're about to get a foot in your ass"
stark dies Goddamn 😳😂😂😂. You are so right about that. He’s just one “You’re going to get a foot right up your ass” saying and then he will officially become Red Foreman.
Tough crowd, classic Bill Burr was killing it lol. Think they took his jokes too seriously. 😂😂
I was in that cround few years ago, people laughed, its just that political comedy isnt really our thing and we had no idea about half the people he was naming. Imagine a canadian stand up comedian going in California name dropping canadian politician. It wouldnt be that funny
His jokes we're about serious subjects
@Anna Mozatee We kinda know the big lines, but people in Quebec mostly don't care about US politics.
Lou-Jay Bono people in Quebec barely care about Canadian politics /s
Anna Mozatee To be honest i have no idea who they are i just know i have heard their name before but i dont even know what they do in life or anything about them. Not everyone cares about US and definitely not people in Québec. Thats just how it is
I LOVE IT. So controversial yet speaking the truth with humor. He’s a G.O.A.T
“Should Tom Brady’s wife be the next quarterback of the Rams?”
Possibly Bill’s most underrated joke
Bill has the anger of a 70-year-old Red Foreman.
@Josip yesssss
@_ NEGAN _ actually 2 stolen comments combined. WOW
“My foot in your ass!” 🤣
🗣️ Dumbass!
And looks like him too.
anti PC jokes. Have to give this man credit for never caving in to the public pressure.
Factually incorrect jokes aren't genius or worthy of praise at all
.. and according to some liberals, he's a right winger. I guess that's how someone is perceived when s/he jabs both "sides".
What's factually incorrect there though?
@fiction0711
All of it
I think it's less about the public pressure and more about the jokes not being that funny.
“It’s a little early to be.. cuttin the hedges” 😂😂😂😂
Burr the Legend. No holds barred. Respect!😂
Bill is the best comedian alive today. No hesitation. Never holds back. Says what is needed to be said. And he's always spot on.
Norm Macdonald for my dollar
Dave Chappelle
Who is Dave Chappell?
@@skatkat5029 exactly what I thought😂
He is the mirror of society we all need
I love Bill's comedy because he doesn't even require the audience to laugh, he just says his shit anyway.
I mean what else is he going to do leave?
I love how uncomfortable the audience is❤😂🤣
Wow. I literally haven't laughed this hard in months. Good stuff right here.
Great set. Awful crowd.
MGTOW Radio absolutely. They pay to see him knowing what content they’re going to hear. But for you, somehow, they are all pussified pc snowflakes. If they had a problem with the jokes they wouldn’t have fucking been there.
Yeah these days crowds are little cupcake people. Jokes these days have to be 30% humor and 70% intelligent. People don't have a sense of humor no more. Why cause it's the cute thing to do. Everyone is too busy trying to impress eachother they forgot how to laugh. This world is becoming very miserable and mundane. And for some reason it's considered cute. I mean hell, this is why i don't fuck with people. I stay to myself and get silly alone. Fuck people. I'll have a good time by myself. And all these intellectual norms always ask me why you always talk to yourself and suddenly laugh out of nowhere? Well i talk to myself because all you people are miserable shits. And did it ever occur to you that i just might be thinking of something funny? Got damn these fucking people!
Feel better now. Just got out a little steam there. Rant complete...
i will never really get why you americans think that the lone circumstance of not being laughing at literally _everything_ is actually a bad thing. why should i laugh at nonsense? to perpetuate false presumptions? that's the straight pathway to sheer ignorance. but well... on the other hand, that explains much... :P
@@Melethrion Do you realize you just commented that you shouldn't laugh under a stand up comedy video? And your statement "you americans" is so painfully presumptuous, yet you claim you don't wanna seem like that kinda person... Just goes to show that "you europeans" aren't half as clever as you think you are
@@vexillethepretzel9086 Literally me too dude
"It's kinda early to be trimming the hedges?" 😂
Gold pure solid gold!
Trying to scare some accountant into solving my murder! Bill just keeps dropping gems.
Read this as he said it, made it even better
Muh muh muh muh, muh muh muh muh
Your gonna nod "Your gonna Nod that Head" lol 🤣
Seen this atleast 30-40 times and it always makes me laugh.
"Slit the right throats"
Didn't know bill was so revolutionary.
He didn't mean that as right\left
I've been a podcast fan of his for a long time, the dude is intense but at the same time smart in a twisted REAL life kind of way
Or truthfull
@@MonteyCarlo92081 can you share which ones if you remember any by memory
@@BobBob-we3wr ... so you're saying that murdering capitalists (bankers) isn't some radical left schtick ?
Maybe he's right wing on other issues, or neutral, but not on that.
That was a smooth transition from first ladies to hotels : )
Lol ikr?
I thought for a moment he was comparing the crowd to a hotel silence, or something... lol
Is that sarcastic? Was awkward to me
@@jameshightower8875 it was. Bill saw that the crowd is boring AF and dead inside.
JGui Bingo🎯
0:30 LOL he demolished that hustler! XD
brutally honest and funny while at it; a true legend.
One of the funniest sets , crowd is scared to laugh...
Because theyre sitting next to their gf's wives etc lol
Just for laughs crowds are all crap...
American politics jokes in canada. Nobody cares
Personally i think this was not his best delivery of this specific bit though.
idk man, the takes on the first ladies was true that they're unqualified, but the whole thing about telling them to shut up is a bad take.
I see Bill Burr I click
Great content.
vasco de gama i
Vasco DA Gama not DE..
Go PORTUGAL!!!
If he show his dick, would you still click ?
vasco de gama calm down bro.. how´s portugal ?
I could never go to a live Bill Burr performance. It would hurt too much. He's the FUNNIEST sommich. Just love 'im.
Bill went full psycho mode on this one. Loved it😂
Bill Burr saying the realest shit I've heard in a long time.
What have you been listening up until now m8?
Listen to george carlin
The seriousness in his voice when asking if you think a woman being president is going to affect anything is great lol. It's makes it seem like he's really asking that question to gauge the intelligence level of the crowd.
Exactly why he switched topics
@@elijahbone6401 he's also in Canada and odds are most ppl there don't care about American politics
The amount of times I had to pause this video to take enough time to fully appreciate the humor that has been laid upon me
"I was just lacing it in there" gets me every time.
“You’re gonna nod that head” 😂😂😂😂
I seriously just lost it just now seeing that LOL
I love how he starts by shitting on the crowd hahahaha God, I love him
Women are horrified and he don't care at all- i love it !!!
When he nods the microphone stand... amazing
love scrollin thru bill burr sets on youtube! He knows he bombed with this crowd, but he still is great to watch and even his bombs are best than most!!
Bill burr just explained to me the difference between hotels and motels.
Me too
The emotions involved are dead on too.
Yep. I'm glad to know i'm not the only one thinking about axe murderers and serial killers in the most unconventional of places lol
Ah, americans.
@Matthew Boyce bit more of a difference than that 😊
I love finding random bits from Bill i've never heard before
Same the motel bits murdered me
Bill is a great comedian. I watched his stand-up at Massachusetts last weekend, and he used this same material on his show.
I just love this guy.
@ 4:40
"Not just random throats! The right throats!"
I found Bill's campaign slogan
One of the funniest comedians out there. He's got free speech and he ain't afraid to use it.
*"NUFF SAID"*
Sean Baugh we all have free speech down here I think he United States of America. You commie basterd
"can understand you" I couldn't stop laughing for some reason, what a comedy legend!
So true on the first ladies! you nailed it!!
Bills face when he talks about slitting throats and taking people out with a rifle... respect
Fuck yes
It was way to real for everyone
It’s the fucking truth though 😂😂👌
bill you really don't give a shit for all those pfuckingc retards yeah up a tree ,the crowd was shitting themselves with fear
@@23319461 he’s talking about bankers, not some kid with pink hair and a can of paint
When he grabbed the mic stand and rocked the mic holder up and down sayin thats how bush kept his wife in line. priceless.
That part KILLED me 😂😂
Beginning is so good I wasn't ready for it
"I'm staying in a hotel everybody."
horrible crowd
Rob Fiore It's the same for all of the just for laughs crowds. Canada is a horrible place for crowds
Maybe those crowds are a horrible place for canada.
This bit was kinda bad. Logical fallacies and false equivalencies. Usually, love Bill Burr though, but this was weak.
Hawkeye 1982 Well, Bill spent a lot of time ranting on US Presidents, wich Canadians doesn't care about. General topics like hotels and ghosts are a bit more relateble.
Even B-Man no its not that, it's the whole pc thing, the liked it when he said ' Hillary is going to be president ' but they didn't like the killing jokes and the women should keep quiet jokes, it has nothing to do with talking about American president and more the fact that the country is more left leaning
Sucks when I'm listening to a comedian's podcast and his wife, Who ISN'T A COMEDIAN, comes over to chime in.
THISSSSSSSS~! LOL, so true.
I see what you did ;)
I fine with Nia but fucking hilarious
She’s still hot tho ;)
I cant stand her
That transition though 😂 "I am staying in a hotel, everybody"
Ive never really thought of it before but he is spot o n with the forstblady bit about them with the plumber analogy lmao
OMG he's way above and beyond everybody else
Ramez Nashat calm down there buddy. There's other comedians that could go toe to toe with burr. Don't get me wrong he's one of the best and will go down a legend in the comedy world but there's other guys that are just as good
Ramez Nashat you are right! They are all sheep still asleep
hahahaha, no way, he will be remembered by other comedians, as "that very talented B-class comic, who couldnt make it big". Louie was leaps and bounds more antiPC than him, and made it big, so did Chappelle, Murphy... hell, even Gervais, and he is reasonably new to the stand up scene.
Bill is good, just not top tier good.
@@Flantomas why the fuck are you trolling comments and trashing him like that?
@@Flantomas it's not always about making it big, though burr is definitely big
Bill should've done a "Philly " on them :D
Real fans would get this
homerun chippah!
what does that even mean?
@@martinet1985 search for bill burr Philly rant
another 7 min of freestyle
Ceiling carpet ceiling carpet. Lmao probably one of my favorite jokes of all time.
I want Bill Burr's ghost noises to be my ringtone.
George Carlin would dig this.
No he wouldn't. I love BB but it's been diminishing returns ever since he took on this ultra-contrarian, paranoid conspiracy theorist bent to his act. It used to just be an aspect of what he did, now it's his M.O. Carlin seemed genuinely anti-establishment. Billy just seems to be trying to stave off boredom, imo...
Yes he would. Pretty much everyone knows his "the game is rigged my friends."
Yeah, yeah yeah I know it too. How does that bit relate to this anti-PC rant though? Bill Burr is an all-time great, but he took a risk here and it didn't work. No biggie. And blaming the crowd like some of these other posters are is weak. On the Night of Too Many Stars you heard groans from that crowd, but Bill's jokes (and the set) for that were classic. This, not so much...
MiSTaH bOmBAsTiK .... It doesn't have to relate to think George Carlin would like it. Carlin's earlier stuff certainly doesn't classify as "anti-establishment" and neither do his later shows if you watch a whole show. Enough to be a little contrarian to think Carlin would get a kick out of it.
Carlin didn't get his real voice until way into his career, if you cared to watch his earlier material. It takes time to get to a place where you no longer aim to please but just do what you want to do. Maybe Bill Burr got there and you don't like what he likes
Bill is the greatest. He is so intelligent and logical that his brutal honesty goes way over some people's heads. It's almost like he's telling people the solution, hiding it in jokes, and hoping someone makes a move
Great routine, no backing down, speaking the truth and not giving a crap ! Fantastic!!!
Bill Burr is one of the best of all time. Man is fantastic and realistic
old billy mustard balls cracking me up at the first joke
He looks so much like Red Forman from That 70's Show. I was waiting for him to make a foot in an ass joke. One of my favs for sure
My dad is like that. You hate him growning up but once you do you love the guy haha
fuck I laughed so hard at this, especially the motel bit, love how intense he is with everything
Bill Burr is underrated!
Respect man 👍🏻
Not just random throats! The right throats! I’m staying at a hotel everybody.
His revving up the chainsaw noise killed me.
Those ghost noises really put me on a laughing meltdown 🤣🤣
the motel bit had me chocking on the apple i was eating man i love him lmfaooo
Funniest line:
“she’s still gonna win”
How does Just for Laughs exist. Their audiences clearly don’t enjoy comedy.
Maybe the sound guy is on point. Is keeping the crowd noise suppressed , Bc I hear them laughing. Its just thst Billy is louder - And I appreciate it. Not to deny, there are times when they are scared to laugh - You have a point as well.
too many gov't employees in the audience, cant risk being seen laughing at billys jokes
I heard them laughing at every joke other than when he said to jump the fence and slit rich peoples throats. The way he delivered it wasnt quite right. But other than that theyre all laughing their asses off. Maybe your audio isnt working right
Kezzrk To be fair, they don’t have microphones.
Or they just weren't a fan of this particular kind of comedy? I like Bill Burr but this idea that people who don't laugh at this type of humour should be criticised is starting to get boring.
haha, what a legend! The start was hilarious!
Watching this here and on his special he really did work the bit and get better with it. It's funny here but it's so well done on the special
" kind of early to be trimming hedges " . This guy is killing me.
I lost it when he said that, it was so funny lol
Seems like when he’s bald that’s when his stand up is the angriest
That heckler put down at the beginning 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I ❤️ you Bill Burr...2022
I love this clip in 2019. "It doesn't matter, she's still gonna win."
Haha glad that didn't happen
Trump 2020
Chad Clough
Trump declined the salary.
Still not much of a difference either way. But conservatives are convinced this guy is the one! And the next democratic president all the liberals will be convinced. And we will just continue this horrible cycle of nothing meaningful actually changing.
Justin Centers what has Trump accomplished? And don’t say the economy because we have been in an expansion for the past decade. Job growth is mostly in part time and contracting which it has been since Obama. Swing states are still suffering from lost of manufacturing jobs, racial divide is worse than ever, income inequality has increased non-stop, people are still dying due to inadequate healthcare, our prisons are over crowded, gun violence is non stop, Nazis actually think they have a place in this world, we have done nothing about climate change, and the trade wars have proven completely ineffective. I’m not saying he is the worst president ever, but he has accomplished nothing.
He did give a massive tax cut to the rich. Although many presidents have accomplished that, Democrat and Republican.
I can't get enough of Bill he is definitely my all time favourite he holds nothing bk and makes no apologies love u Bill
He didn't even start his actual act yet and I'm already in tears!
Almost went into labor from laughing at my doctor appointment 🤣🤣🤣 ceiling floor ceiling floor lmaooo
2 minutes in and this guy is making me laugh nonstop.🤣🤣
Brilliant.
I'm your huckleberry
Thanks for being a great fans 🙌
"Trying to scare some accountant into solving my murder" LMFAO
Sounds like the plot of a very bad movie lol
Love how he tells it like it is with us all with humor! He cracks me up!!! Also he don't give a flying F@#% talking reality topics!
Perfectly said 😁
As someone who works the overnight front desk shift at a hotel I take issue with his joke.
You would never hear my screams from the lobby.
Thats because you would be enjoying your time of death . You wortheless piece of shit
That's because they would be coming from outside while you were running away as fast as ur girly legs could take you LOL
Lol its because the lobby is soundproofed af for weekend wedding parties. clearly yall know nothing about the hotel industry.
Lol
@@gossamer999 No, no. I was just fckn with you. If you are not licensed and trained to handle a weapon, you should attempt to do what you can to escape from the scene and contact the proper authorities. I apologize for saying girly legs and all. Hope you have a good day.
@@martinmccomb5462 I will choose to take girly legs as a compliment and agree with escape. Luckily I know all the best escape routes! :D
He’s obviously a genius, but sometimes I forget how his physical grace enhances the whole thing, because I tend to listen to him-even on RUclips- with headphones only.
def gotta see his mannerisms to get the full effect..
I really love how Bill always puts himself way out on a limb and then fights to find his way back. It's like watching a speeding train try to stay on the track.
i absolutely love you a voice of logic so rare !!!!