Jimmy Carr: Stand Up - Extended & Uncut

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  • Опубликовано: 18 июн 2024
  • Here's Jimmy's second stand-up special, uncut, unfiltered and now featuring extra content!
    Welcome to Jimmy Carr's official RUclips channel, where you can find all the best bits from his stand-up comedy shows, TV appearances, podcasts, and more!
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  • @UldisBiz
    @UldisBiz 5 месяцев назад +13

    What never ceases to amaze me is how Jimmy comes up with these witty and really funny comments on the spot. Like, some of them might be kind of prepared in advance as they have more general applications. But 'have you been hypnotized into defecating on the spot?' is definitely not possible to prepare for. While writing a really funny comedy material by itself is not something anyone can do (in fact, unfortunately, most stand-up comedians can't), these in-the-moment witty comments are just an absolute sign of comedy genius IMHO.

    • @luisgomez8635
      @luisgomez8635 Месяц назад

      Hes hardly the first to do those type of jokes

    • @UldisBiz
      @UldisBiz Месяц назад

      @@luisgomez8635 specifically?

  • @ingrid_mxx
    @ingrid_mxx 7 месяцев назад +53

    It's become my weekend routine to get something to drink and watch these specials. My neighbours probably think I'm crazy when they hear me constantly laughing like a maniac 😂 thank you Jimmy ❤

    • @Cazaq
      @Cazaq 7 месяцев назад +3

      Why would you make the comment section of a comedy special be so sad?

    • @evidentlynew2213
      @evidentlynew2213 2 месяца назад

      Not just you brother

    • @evidentlynew2213
      @evidentlynew2213 2 месяца назад

      @@Cazaq💀

  • @ericanderson735
    @ericanderson735 6 месяцев назад +9

    He seems humble and funny about all the “work” he has had done which is good. I just don’t understand why he would have it done in the first place, he always seemed so confident and secure in himself and getting older is part of life ! Can’t go back now but I hope you keep going because your stand up is amazing and is what the world needs

  • @severussnape3311
    @severussnape3311 7 месяцев назад +11

    I am currently watching this mans entire work and, i like it because it is *PROPPER ENGLISCH*.
    I'm planning to visit a show next year to pay, respects.

    • @BBLphilosopher
      @BBLphilosopher 7 месяцев назад

      He’s doing a tour right now go see him

    • @adz3420
      @adz3420 Месяц назад

      you cant see him live if he's dead

  • @lumbahrye
    @lumbahrye 7 месяцев назад +9

    41:50 Did Jimmy just laugh... correctly?

  • @donbronson2518
    @donbronson2518 7 месяцев назад +31

    Good lord that lady at the start was asking for it! You can't tell Jimmy to move along you're just prolonging the inevitable. That was brilliant

  • @JoeeyTheeKangaroo
    @JoeeyTheeKangaroo 7 месяцев назад +35

    Thanks for uploading these. I have trouble falling asleep & these standups are excellent to fall asleep to.

    • @jonjonontheslotstv5247
      @jonjonontheslotstv5247 7 месяцев назад +2

      Have you tried listening to the Ricky Gervais podcast?

    • @zarahbystrom3032
      @zarahbystrom3032 7 месяцев назад +5

      I can't fall asleep to Jimmie because all my laughs wake me up again.,.

    • @BBLphilosopher
      @BBLphilosopher 7 месяцев назад

      I don’t know if that’s a compliment lmaooo

    • @JoeeyTheeKangaroo
      @JoeeyTheeKangaroo 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@BBLphilosopherit was a joke

  • @Bobthytart
    @Bobthytart 7 месяцев назад +4

    Glad to support you in anyway I can, RIP Sean Lock.

  • @ONEDVSDVIT
    @ONEDVSDVIT 7 месяцев назад +95

    The Money's All Gone, But The Joke's Are Still Here

    • @CulinaireZaken
      @CulinaireZaken 7 месяцев назад +7

      Comming in through youtube again!

    • @everything.custom
      @everything.custom 7 месяцев назад +1

      Don't be sad, you can always make more money 🥲

    • @mykeday
      @mykeday 7 месяцев назад +11

      That's what he's telling the tax man anyway 😂

    • @freddie-jz3vg
      @freddie-jz3vg 4 месяца назад +1

      he has a net worth of 25 million as of 2023

  • @eliwolf3620
    @eliwolf3620 7 месяцев назад +5

    Yess!!! Please upload more full shows

  • @roynasser1
    @roynasser1 7 месяцев назад +11

    Please make a new special.....I know all the existing ones by heart 😂

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 7 месяцев назад +15

    Jimmy’s hilarious. Screw the haters (not literally, they probably suck in bed).

  • @FreakazoidRobots
    @FreakazoidRobots 7 месяцев назад +26

    Nobody can say Jimmy isn't smart. He trained his audience to applaud on command before he even got on the stage.

  • @LonelyHeartsChannel
    @LonelyHeartsChannel 7 месяцев назад +8

    I love Jimmy. He eases my pain😔

  • @car-pezaclu1394
    @car-pezaclu1394 7 месяцев назад +2

    you a folking legend for uploading this on youtube. In full!

  • @Alex-vg7uu
    @Alex-vg7uu 7 месяцев назад +4

    Thanks Jimmy!

  • @AdrianMulligan
    @AdrianMulligan 7 месяцев назад +9

    He's the best...love him!😂

  • @resurrection1174
    @resurrection1174 7 месяцев назад +1

    You recently said in a podcast "I'm good at telling jokes but not telling story's". I love the f****** way you just tell joke no filler.

  • @VinnieG-
    @VinnieG- 7 месяцев назад +16

    Jimmy is hilarious with the audience 🤣

  • @hopey7625
    @hopey7625 7 месяцев назад +4

    Love me some jimmy

  • @Vivi-hj8jg
    @Vivi-hj8jg 7 месяцев назад +1

    Hilariously funny as always

  • @JoeyP946
    @JoeyP946 5 месяцев назад +2

    Amazing that these shows are free on youtube. This is top notch stuff

  • @74357175
    @74357175 7 месяцев назад +3

    It's interesting to see which lines got cut...

  • @dianecheney4141
    @dianecheney4141 7 месяцев назад +2

    It’s not the jokes, it’s the hecklers

  • @victoriawalley8483
    @victoriawalley8483 7 месяцев назад +2

    Jimmy ❤

  • @SC-qm4df
    @SC-qm4df 7 месяцев назад +1

    Shoutout to Jimmy's accountant

  • @user-ed8pt7iy9l
    @user-ed8pt7iy9l 5 месяцев назад

    Love you Jimmy say something funny for a fan 😅❤

  • @musicloverme3993
    @musicloverme3993 7 месяцев назад +5

    The audience did not follow directions. They were sitting down!

  • @zarahbystrom3032
    @zarahbystrom3032 7 месяцев назад

    The Real King of Britain, all rise for Jimmie "king" Carr!!!!

  • @toolavish
    @toolavish 5 месяцев назад

    First thing Ive noticed Is you seem to have gotten plastic surgery. Even if you odd you sill got there wit and humor enjoy your specials. Brings laughter into my life. Thank you Jimmy. Hoping for many more.

  • @thenewb3189
    @thenewb3189 5 месяцев назад

    Dude’s PowerPoint is better than many comics’ actual standup routines…wow!

  • @normanwolfe7639
    @normanwolfe7639 6 месяцев назад +1

    Should have said “please give it up for… Jamaica!

  • @jimbrown5552
    @jimbrown5552 7 месяцев назад

    Thanks again for

  • @CrouchingGrandpa
    @CrouchingGrandpa 7 месяцев назад

    Yeey Jimmyy woo.

  • @user-bm8qj4xw6g
    @user-bm8qj4xw6g 7 месяцев назад +2

    Jimmy you’re jokes are the funniest in the world

  • @tjk_7352
    @tjk_7352 7 месяцев назад +1

    I really expected a blind joke after that intro

  • @thor9517
    @thor9517 7 месяцев назад

    Thanks immy for the enternainment. I would love to get roasted by you, lol.

  • @warren52nz
    @warren52nz 7 месяцев назад +11

    *_If the girl at the beginning that Jimmy picked on is angry, she should realise that the reason he chose her was because she the was the best looking woman near the front. That's actually a compliment._*

    • @blackmaxbranning3666
      @blackmaxbranning3666 7 месяцев назад

      Compliment*

    • @warren52nz
      @warren52nz 7 месяцев назад

      @@blackmaxbranning3666 Oh, right, thanks.

    • @blackmaxbranning3666
      @blackmaxbranning3666 7 месяцев назад

      @@warren52nz neigh problem mush.

    • @blackmaxbranning3666
      @blackmaxbranning3666 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@warren52nz beautiful font by the way.

    • @goldenpony822
      @goldenpony822 7 месяцев назад

      My bet is h8s picks are based on body language and faciap tension, like gauging their mood and reaction before even picking or addressing someone

  • @the.aquarion
    @the.aquarion 7 месяцев назад

    The Prince Charles joke hits different now LMAO

  • @jasonforpresident5678
    @jasonforpresident5678 5 месяцев назад

    1:04:54

  • @6egotronix
    @6egotronix 7 месяцев назад +1

    Hey Jimmy! Saw you in Bulgaria, it was great fun! However.....why did you come to eastern europe? Are you all that broke?! :P :D

  • @vinayakpattar2091
    @vinayakpattar2091 7 месяцев назад +1

    I am Jimmy Carr of the telly!!🎉

  • @LorrdFfuzyLogik
    @LorrdFfuzyLogik 7 месяцев назад +1

    HELLO JACKIE. YOU LOOK NICE!

  • @paulboucher806
    @paulboucher806 7 месяцев назад

    Either you're ill or you need to kick the Charlie mate

  • @maskfal9600
    @maskfal9600 7 месяцев назад +1

    what's up with the guy @ 6:31 (right of screen) ?? Dude looks scary!!

  • @martinraxyz
    @martinraxyz 7 месяцев назад

    Who's that chap at the beginning?

  • @Scotty.doggins
    @Scotty.doggins 7 месяцев назад

    🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @CRAZYCR1T1C
    @CRAZYCR1T1C 6 месяцев назад

    Thumbs up for Jimmy please. He needs payment from RUclips

  • @musicloverme3993
    @musicloverme3993 7 месяцев назад

    So Jimmy. Who were you before?

  • @musicloverme3993
    @musicloverme3993 7 месяцев назад

    53:56 Jimmy, these days you can be on fire if you are an EV.

  • @burgermanvr
    @burgermanvr 7 месяцев назад

    Jimmy is "gooder"

  • @NicolaiAwesome
    @NicolaiAwesome 7 месяцев назад

    All the Carol Vorderman jokes are making a little bit more sense now. I used to think Jimmy just liked picking on her. Instead it was because he really wanted to bang her. Maybe he got knocked back? 😂

  • @CONFLICTDC
    @CONFLICTDC 7 месяцев назад

    CLONE OR CANCER ?

  • @dianecheney4141
    @dianecheney4141 7 месяцев назад

    Levothyroxin

    • @SirDamatoIII
      @SirDamatoIII 7 месяцев назад

      Levothyroxine, also known as L-thyroxine, is a synthetic form of the thyroid hormone thyroxine. It is used to treat thyroid hormone deficiency, including a severe form known as myxedema coma. It may also be used to treat and prevent certain types of thyroid tumors. Are you saying he has cancer?

  • @sparkyobrien649
    @sparkyobrien649 7 месяцев назад

    we love Jimmy Carr ...
    but we know better than to go to a live show ...
    he can be ruthless if you catch his eye ...
    but he knows better than to single out the Indians !

  • @MrMattyb05
    @MrMattyb05 7 месяцев назад +1

    Looks like hes run out of adrenechrome

  • @Ivorbiggin
    @Ivorbiggin 7 месяцев назад

    Interestingly the yank part of this vid towards the end, is noticeably spoken slower and is spoken in a clearer voice……no doubt to appease the yanks

  • @vegapunk-sx3yw
    @vegapunk-sx3yw 7 месяцев назад

    Damn...it was recorded the year i was born

  • @RabbiHerschel
    @RabbiHerschel 7 месяцев назад

    Sneed

  • @tuveuxlademocratieoutuveux4692
    @tuveuxlademocratieoutuveux4692 7 месяцев назад +1

    *My goodness you lost weight Jimmy ! What happened ?...*

  • @rossdonnelly7923
    @rossdonnelly7923 7 месяцев назад +1

    Sorry my man but ya look miserable after losing the bit of meet ya had on ya Sorry

  • @goodquestion8064
    @goodquestion8064 7 месяцев назад +1

    Jimmy cut out the intro and go straight to the cut

  • @davidsmart8594
    @davidsmart8594 7 месяцев назад

    No new material then?

  • @crashalexander7232
    @crashalexander7232 7 месяцев назад

    wow ....guess i been watching his ....old stuff ...he seems to have aged very rapidly ....wow.

    • @SirDamatoIII
      @SirDamatoIII 7 месяцев назад

      He is British, and sees little sunlight. We only see him with make-up on when he is on stage, and for the recorded series he does. When he does not wear any, everyone assumes he is ill.

  • @Gungnir762
    @Gungnir762 Месяц назад

    Humour lost to the woke… but loved by humans…

  • @David-rj6zr
    @David-rj6zr 7 месяцев назад +1

    Skip all the talking and just fill program with ads. RUclips has got shite

  • @Oh_Nanners
    @Oh_Nanners 7 месяцев назад +1

    So Jimmy, when will you move out from the format of "series of jokes" and into a full show?

  • @hglbrg
    @hglbrg 7 месяцев назад +1

    Jimmy mate you are going full Michael Jackson lately. Hope you stop before that happens.

  • @KAMPEKItranslate
    @KAMPEKItranslate 7 месяцев назад +5

    Oh my God, it's Jimmy Carr, notorious rip off of Johnny Buss