Jimmy Carr: Telling Jokes - Extended & Uncut

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  • @ItsMeYourRealDad
    @ItsMeYourRealDad Год назад +254

    Jimmy thanks for putting these up for free, you are a legend, most people still charge for them

    • @alex_lomov
      @alex_lomov 2 месяца назад +3

      He made enough money to start giving this stale material for free....

    • @cathalodiubhain5739
      @cathalodiubhain5739 Месяц назад +2

      @@alex_lomov If you think that what are you here for? Looking for a bit of attention?

  • @NatandGeorge
    @NatandGeorge Год назад +11

    He''s simply the best in his class!!! Thank you for thischannel, Jimmy, & keeping it well-filled with your excellence. .

  • @licensetodrive9930
    @licensetodrive9930 Год назад +47

    Absolute classic set, even more awesome to see the extended cut version, especially the banter with the guy whose seat was taken when he went for a piss!

  • @RANDOMCLIPS894
    @RANDOMCLIPS894 Год назад +247

    That guy who went for a piss was not happy about the seat switch 😂😂😂

  • @w33sle9
    @w33sle9 Год назад +79

    Dude, it’s great to see all your earlier work getting the appreciation it deserves in this channel. Especially recently; I see what you’re doing mister

    • @michaelreay6992
      @michaelreay6992 Год назад +4

      Thanks jimmy

    • @robertmcwilliam7294
      @robertmcwilliam7294 11 месяцев назад

      😊😊😊😅’I obkbibpnkoK: ,,..>>M.? ! ,

    • @choosecarefully408
      @choosecarefully408 11 месяцев назад

      That comment _COULD_ be construed as offensive.
      We must police all thoughts & opinions you know. Those are worse crimes than actions.

  • @Menown7
    @Menown7 Год назад +11

    Thanks for posting Jimmy it really cheered me up to rewatch this!

  • @resiantonif3741
    @resiantonif3741 11 месяцев назад +4

    32:57 the cameraman knew where is the right spot😂

  • @christopherk111
    @christopherk111 Год назад +14

    Jimmy is an Absolute universal treasure ,,best wishes from Australia

  • @NoAssociation8585
    @NoAssociation8585 3 месяца назад +2

    Jim's a beast! Thanks for the chuckles mate

  • @johnchristopheraltoft7507
    @johnchristopheraltoft7507 Год назад +29

    Hilarious as always 😂, genuinely saved my life Jimmy mate

  • @rachellove7299
    @rachellove7299 2 месяца назад +2

    Yayyy just got my ticket for Bristol Hippodrome, can't wait!! Love you Jimmy!!! :D

  • @Mammoth_X1
    @Mammoth_X1 Год назад +3

    "you know where your winkle is" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @georgesos
    @georgesos Год назад +7

    You are a legend. Good thing Britain knows how to show appreciation to its talent.

  • @controlthenight
    @controlthenight Год назад +15

    When you make a joke about downs and the camera person zooms directly to someone with downs. That's some bold editing. 😂

  • @LiLsCo0tZ
    @LiLsCo0tZ Год назад +7

    always love your standup, Jimmy.. hope you're doing well. Best wishes from Canada, eh!

  • @LeChapeauMusic
    @LeChapeauMusic Год назад +3

    Everyone be checkin out Origami Dinosaur 😂😂😂

  • @annimalasenko7326
    @annimalasenko7326 Год назад +5

    I was skeptical at first, but man you are funny XD😂

  • @maxwelloforho4963
    @maxwelloforho4963 Год назад +3

    Beautiful comedy Jimmy 😂😂.. I'm watching from Nigeria

  • @happivaras
    @happivaras Год назад +2

    Love the word play😂😂😂

  • @uniqueflowsnake
    @uniqueflowsnake Год назад +4

    Thanks Jimmy!

  • @SkyBlue222222
    @SkyBlue222222 Год назад +10

    My favorite set. So so funny. Thanks for giving me belly laughs.❤

  • @brandonjuck7834
    @brandonjuck7834 Год назад +2

    How after ages, are most of these jokes so relevant to now 😂😂

  • @helenlauer9545
    @helenlauer9545 2 месяца назад

    the toothbrush . . . straight out of the gate. I am addicted to him.

  • @bflmpsvz870
    @bflmpsvz870 Год назад +8

    Jimmy = the God of humour. And also the widest face in entertainment industry. He could not be more funny.

    • @happivaras
      @happivaras Год назад +2

      @bflmpsvz870
      I know you were trying to be complimentary, but "god" IS a childish fantasy, Jimmy is real. And really funny.

    • @mickfredrider
      @mickfredrider 10 месяцев назад

      By God of Humour most people would understand you mean the pinnacle, the best and/or unsurpassed in style. That is complimentary.

    • @matthew8184
      @matthew8184 5 месяцев назад

      i shat myself

  • @Vivi-hj8jg
    @Vivi-hj8jg Год назад +4

    You really do make us laugh

  • @Invocated_Agitator
    @Invocated_Agitator 4 месяца назад +2

    Funny thing about that Jozeph Fritzl basement expanding permission joke... : "Josef had long prepared to turn his daughter into his sx slve. According to The Guardian, he’d received permission to expand his cellar in the late 1970s. The electrical engineer had then meticulously built Elisabeth’s future prison, which included several windowless rooms stuffed into 650 square feet."

  • @evangelosmichalis
    @evangelosmichalis 8 месяцев назад +1

    Just want to say thank you for the videos

  • @tbz709
    @tbz709 Год назад +9

    Sick. I love this special but haven't watched it in years!

  • @timdavidson8191
    @timdavidson8191 Год назад +5

    love your work

  • @Mossyz.
    @Mossyz. 27 дней назад

    Thanks for this .

  • @Zakbec
    @Zakbec Год назад

    "more trouble than there were" couldn't have said it better myself

  • @pyrotechnic6135
    @pyrotechnic6135 Год назад +6

    I wonder if Steve ever got to go out with Tracie after the show, Jimmy the matchmaker.

  • @rumjay6466
    @rumjay6466 Год назад +1

    jimmy, love what you stand for, nice tosee what wasn't on the dvd. thanks muchly

  • @JoshuaCain-nj8wz
    @JoshuaCain-nj8wz 7 месяцев назад +1

    It says uncut in the damn title, but what happened at 20:43?

  • @Simkets
    @Simkets Год назад +2

    I'm going to see him live next year!! Wooot! 😎😎

  • @saralee4thewin
    @saralee4thewin 2 месяца назад +2

    A friend told me. 'I used to be catholic, but I'm better now.'

  • @JohnHayes-k5p
    @JohnHayes-k5p Год назад +1

    Love it Jimmy

  • @lloydnorval1989
    @lloydnorval1989 Год назад

    34:39 🤣🤣 and the joke straight after 😅

  • @JohnCrowder-js8qz
    @JohnCrowder-js8qz 5 месяцев назад +1

    Wonderful great comedy

  • @Calladventures
    @Calladventures Год назад +2

    Brilliant 😂

  • @LeeFinegan-v3j
    @LeeFinegan-v3j Год назад

    Sack the dentist. I’ll give you a good filling Kev 😂

  • @maxwelloforho4963
    @maxwelloforho4963 Год назад +2

    "Extended and uncut " 😂😂

  • @jimfear13
    @jimfear13 10 месяцев назад

    i am probably definitely not the first to say this but: i love how jimmy, with age, turned into Quagmire even more

    • @konradsiemon9336
      @konradsiemon9336 9 месяцев назад

      Him and McFarlane would be great to hear

  • @Tom_Paris29
    @Tom_Paris29 6 месяцев назад +1

    guy at the start looked ready to throw it down

  • @MarcusGorinski
    @MarcusGorinski Месяц назад

    Merry Xmas Gary to you and your family :)

  • @DavidNolan-fi8gi
    @DavidNolan-fi8gi 3 месяца назад

    Love Jimmy,if possible get to a gig,i did he batterd our group with on point humour

  • @wyvernslayer7
    @wyvernslayer7 8 месяцев назад +1

    the idea of someone trying to explain outdated tech to younger audiences, it's hilarious

  • @ayushkadel1168
    @ayushkadel1168 Год назад +6

    Lets see Jimmy's jimmy extended and uncut

  • @tomrunelian9005
    @tomrunelian9005 Год назад

    Legend!!!

  • @Hoparistic
    @Hoparistic 5 месяцев назад +2

    18:01 how far our society has fallen that this is no longer a joke

  • @kencosmooth5317
    @kencosmooth5317 8 месяцев назад

    Fucking legend. Jimmy. Top class comedy

  • @johnthekeane
    @johnthekeane Год назад +1

    When I was a kid, my mum used the ' I'll give you up for adoption ' method on me. I was like; If only!

  • @Bluesmusicno1
    @Bluesmusicno1 Год назад

    Brilliant brutal 👌

  • @benbenji4245
    @benbenji4245 Год назад +2

    Jimmy, would you ever come to Singapore for a show? I'd love to attend

    • @vooshmoozik6185
      @vooshmoozik6185 Год назад

      isn't singapore too strict for his type of comedy?

  • @fretlessman71
    @fretlessman71 Год назад +4

    Interesting that he uses RHCP to open the show considering his history with Kiedis.

  • @thesteelego
    @thesteelego Год назад +1

    lol look at the 2nd most rewatched part... its the 'She's got a nice ass though." because we all went back 10 seconds to check.

  • @paulbruniera2081
    @paulbruniera2081 Год назад +1

    More 8 out of 10, pleeease.

  • @alexd9597
    @alexd9597 Год назад +1

    its a good joke. However, Simon Cowell is what ALOT of people need. big fan of Jimmy Carr , love the performance.

  • @NozUrbina
    @NozUrbina Год назад

    Left off at Fritzle. I shall return!

  • @ericross1121
    @ericross1121 Год назад +4

    Now I need to know what happened with Steve and Tracy.

  • @Unuser-fh7mg6tq4d
    @Unuser-fh7mg6tq4d 8 месяцев назад +7

    Is it concerning that I'm 13 and I get most of these jokes?

    • @finbarscanlonwolf
      @finbarscanlonwolf 2 месяца назад +1

      It means you have a good sense of humour and your not being part of the snowflake crowd. Being able too laugh at life is going too be a big help too you as you go through life. 👍🇮🇪

  • @DarrenEden-ub4vj
    @DarrenEden-ub4vj Год назад +1

    Jimmy, I got as far as the introduction, and I have to say. "If a person is too young to know what a DVD is the are also too young to hear some of your jokes."

  • @garyt123
    @garyt123 Год назад +3

    Whatever happened with Steve and Tracy? 😂

  • @rodgerjachim460
    @rodgerjachim460 7 месяцев назад

    1:31:25 is my favorite part. Legendary.

  • @richblack86
    @richblack86 Год назад +1

    Go on Jimmy

  • @rabsmiff
    @rabsmiff Год назад

    absolute Carrisms----incarr-nate.

  • @manu-tonyo9654
    @manu-tonyo9654 Год назад +3

    Always funny as F Jimmy, thanks for all the examples of 'write a joke, it doesn't matter, just write it anyway' at the end, un used material,whatever :)

  • @ExploreLearnEnglishWithGeorge
    @ExploreLearnEnglishWithGeorge 18 дней назад

    his younger face reminds me of R. Nixon

  • @matttrafton2725
    @matttrafton2725 Год назад +1

    How are there not more up votes??? Carr is a joke genius.

  • @qohenleth4472
    @qohenleth4472 Год назад +4

    I want to know what happened with Steve and Tracy.

    • @finbarscanlonwolf
      @finbarscanlonwolf 2 месяца назад

      She was a bit of alright... Wouldn't mind a long weekend in there..🇮🇪 😂👅🍉🍉

  • @mikechristian-vn1le
    @mikechristian-vn1le Год назад +1

    Pia Zadora had a rich husband who was always willing to finance anything she wanted to be in, and buy awards for her, like the Golden Globe, for her, too.

  • @nancyaguirre2307
    @nancyaguirre2307 Месяц назад

    DVDs were shiny.

  • @XYZ-cx9kw
    @XYZ-cx9kw 7 месяцев назад

    he's a blody savage

  • @mrp8811
    @mrp8811 5 месяцев назад +1

    great comedian just wondered why a picture of muhammad ali is behind him

  • @linus8247
    @linus8247 4 месяца назад

    Are the bits at the end from twitter read by some AI model?

  • @TyTye
    @TyTye Год назад +10

    I can see that 'pregnant man' joke not getting much applause with the green haired crowd :D

  • @hide3reptiles365
    @hide3reptiles365 Месяц назад

    18:30 Jimmy getting ahead of the curve on trans, before "What is a Woman" became both a movie title and a question that must not be answered.

  • @Pittmail88
    @Pittmail88 10 месяцев назад +4

    Jimmy is starting to look like Joan Rivers.

  • @malcolmedwards462
    @malcolmedwards462 Год назад +2

    Are you ok

  • @RustCohleTX
    @RustCohleTX 9 месяцев назад

    Don't be a llunt about it!😂😂😂

  • @alantheloneranger
    @alantheloneranger Год назад

    Why the picture of Mohammed Ali

  • @BarryEdmunds-ki2rl
    @BarryEdmunds-ki2rl 8 месяцев назад +1

    Jimmy carr can say what he wants even crap about kuds but yousay somthing and they threaten to cut you iff double standards thats why i fint bother with internet

    • @Nathan-FG01
      @Nathan-FG01 5 месяцев назад

      Did you have a stroke halfway through writing that?

  • @_J.F_
    @_J.F_ Год назад +1

    So did Steve and Tracey go on a date? ....or maybe just straight round the bins out the back.

  • @WarrenGdog28
    @WarrenGdog28 Год назад

    😂😂😂

  • @paulbruniera2081
    @paulbruniera2081 Год назад +1

    You're starting to look like a skinny Simon Cowell. Stop it....
    Love you.

  • @brighterdesign69
    @brighterdesign69 8 месяцев назад

    explain boy pichochio jimmy chubby cheeks - to skinny jimmy - was it a vacation?

  • @Sam-bz4hf
    @Sam-bz4hf 9 месяцев назад

    My name is Sam Oates bideford and demi the dog

  • @mikerutecky7531
    @mikerutecky7531 4 месяца назад

    that first heckel i was dieing

  • @redemptionneeded
    @redemptionneeded Год назад +1

    What has he done to his face

  • @lechnebjokeur5755
    @lechnebjokeur5755 9 месяцев назад

    Didn't get the chimpanzee joke
    Can anyone explain

  • @annsumner8570
    @annsumner8570 Год назад

    I was going to say come to 🇨🇦 but we just had Tucker Carlson and the libs have gone insane. You would probably be banned.

    • @alexkilgour1328
      @alexkilgour1328 10 месяцев назад

      I know this might be shocking to you, but Jimmy isn't a conservative.

  • @philliphayden2727
    @philliphayden2727 Год назад +5

    I think Jimmy might be sad he no longer has the biggest face in comedy. Love from Texas, mate, praying you are healthy.

  • @alex_lomov
    @alex_lomov 2 месяца назад

    What was wrong with the "intro"? Why long face?..

  • @beastModeRocco
    @beastModeRocco Год назад +7

    Interesting how the camera cuts to someone with Down’s syndrome after that Down’s syndrome joke

    • @aarondavies8486
      @aarondavies8486 Год назад +1

      Snowflake why you here bet your jabbed more than once

    • @christopherdavis4135
      @christopherdavis4135 Год назад

      Probably just a coincidence, she seemed to find it funny though.

  • @putrid.p
    @putrid.p 5 месяцев назад +1

    Its difficult to look at Jimmy post-surgery, he looks so weird.

  • @soberhippie
    @soberhippie Год назад +1

    Are there any tax related reasons for Jimmy posting these?

  • @Pierre-Jonqueres
    @Pierre-Jonqueres Год назад

    "Uncut" ? :P

  • @N17-o2r
    @N17-o2r 4 месяца назад

    Nice facelift 🥴

  • @jasonwiley798
    @jasonwiley798 Год назад +2

    Extended and uncut. Disgusting

  • @richardBlack-p5x
    @richardBlack-p5x Год назад

    Did you know there is women in the world? Yeah i put the cnt there