Sooooooo many gems here. Gary and Milton (in particular) are fantastic. This is 80 minutes of (mostly) comedic brilliance. Thanks for putting this together!
I really like Stewart's delivery. It sound more like a narrative than a series of one liners for some reason. All three of them are equally brilliant though.
Gary Delaney is so brilliant. I particularly love watching the reaction of other comedians to his jokes, you can really see how much professional comics appreciate his work
wish i knew what episode the JOBS segment was from, with Milton, about 55 minutes in, cuz the other comedian is wearing the old american bdu military uniform that i wore back in the day. i dont remember seeing him on all the youtube episodes ive found (227 of them, maybe im just dumb and forgot that one?) literally the 3 kings of one-liners! i was weeping before the halfway point from laughter! love these guys!
@gillmanningscox9662 there are entire episodes worth of Frankie 'to hot for air' material. My absolute favourite just brought filming to a standstill the panelist the audience everyone was in stitches Frankie in his glory 'scenes we would like to see' things you won't hear on points of view… I watched queer eye for a straight guy, so I made friends with some gay lads I thought they would give me fashion tips ALL they did was bum me 😆 🤣 😂 all the comedians cracked up and the audience didn't stop long enough for anyone to try to follow it was sheer Frankie being a comedic genius I wish I could do it justice but it's on RUclips somewhere it's so so funny the reactions are priceless Dara telling Frankie you cross a line sand your off the beach into tropical tundra (someone trys to continue) Dara's no no let's just take a minute with what Frankie gifted us. I don't know why he left but he was missed!
Gary tells one about the confusion between a dentist and a gynaecologist. Tiff Stevenson was wearing the same gree dress as in 58:00 and I thought she was going to wet herself.
All three guys are absolute geniuses, and the only reason I ever watched Mock The Week. Dairy O'Brain was just impossible for me to understand, and with everything he ever said finishing in "eerrrmmm", he did my head in.
Had to pause to write my will and last testament after the Makeup Joke took me out Edited: I survived but was later destroyed by the "Happy Birhtday, Dad" joke LMFAO
Gary Delaney is a beast, his comedy is just fantastic. Milton is ok, but in that 'safe, family-friendly' area of comedy, Tim Vine is the master. Stewart is pretty good, just not quite on the level of Gary.
There are all great. I feel Gary has less content, as I saw a couple of his stand ups and feel I recognised most of his jokes. Milton gets some great offbeat hits but I feel Stewart is more consistently funny. Tldr; all great, only winners here. Phillip.
According to experts writing a few hundred years ago red wine is best served “chambre” which is translated as room temperature. BUT, room temperature back then was much lower than now with central heating and better insulation. I read that new rules say - refrigerate white wine at least 30 minutes before it is to be served; take red wine out of the fridge 30 minutes before serving. How many of us are able to measure the temperature of the wine? Who can wait long enough to get wine to the right temperature?
Stewart has the best delivery, and doesn't rely on being "weird", but he has been doing the exact same jokes for about 20 years. Gary probably has the worst delivery but also the more original (and varied) jokes.
Stuart francis by a country mile. Gary delany laughing at his own jokes like a geeky weirdo and milton just waiting for a laugh with a funny face before he starts... stuart got class
Sooooooo many gems here. Gary and Milton (in particular) are fantastic. This is 80 minutes of (mostly) comedic brilliance. Thanks for putting this together!
I really like Stewart's delivery. It sound more like a narrative than a series of one liners for some reason. All three of them are equally brilliant though.
Cant stand Milton
I saw a one-liner comedian the other night - shortest gig I've ever been to.
I couldn't hear any of his gags!
I totally see why the audience cracks up laughing once Milton walks out.....before he says a single word im already laughing.
Gary Delaney is so brilliant. I particularly love watching the reaction of other comedians to his jokes, you can really see how much professional comics appreciate his work
He's one of my favourite comedians! I went to see him last year in Sheffield
Take A Moment
Relax and enjoy the genius in the room 🎉😂 3:27 😂
3:49 Frankie laughing is so funny
He's so funny. I love dark humor and he nails it.
But there not his jokes
Making Frankie laugh must be the holy grail for comedians!
All three are great, but there's something special about Stewart Fracis's delivery that has him first for me
"my other grandfather!" I quote this with my dad all the time
To be fair, it could just be that his grandmother was a slag.
My favourite Stewart Francis joke wasn’t in there.
“I got fired from my job as a math teacher. I don’t know why; I always gave 110%”
Mine is “I failed Chemistry because the teacher and I just didn’t have any……..rapport…”
Why is "he popped" one of the things that made me laugh the hardest the entire compilation?! 😂
Personally, I like Stewart the best. His delivery is unmatched. If we could get Gary write stuff for him, it would be perfect.
Stewart, Gary, Milton.
I nearly died from laughing in the front row of a Stewart Francis gig, to the point where he asked if I was okay
He is superb
He told me to f*** off😅
Agree. I watched him live on his into the punset tour. Non stop laughter! 👌🏼
Cash you imagine them on the same bill. You’d be in pain by the end.
Tbh, I feel like Milton and Stewart are just better than Gary. Not by a lot but it’s noticeable to me.
I too easily forget the joy of one liner comics. Pissed myself at points.
Stewart Francis was born to deliver cracking one-liners.
I could listen to all three of these guys for hours! Thanks for compiling a video featuring all of my three faves! 👍👏👏🤣🤣
Pleasure is all ours 🕺🏻
@@JokesOnUsOfficial Thanks again! Terrific channel! 👏👏
Ditto
@@JesterPickeringThey're great! 😊
Abso Freakin Lutely!! Thank you all for compiling this! ❤
Stewart Francis is the king. Seen him loads live in the past and always fantastic.
Seem him once he was very good
the only one liner missing from this video is TIM VINE he can come up with some bloody good ones that are outside the box
Or in a box itself lol
Agree that Tim Vine is another great one-liner, but I don't think he ever appeared on Mock the Week
@@frankhooper7871 You are right, he hasn't sadly. Said he's not good enough and turned the appearance down
Nice to have a mix of three styles. I only knew Milton when I clicked (in USA) thanks for posting it
wish i knew what episode the JOBS segment was from, with Milton, about 55 minutes in, cuz the other comedian is wearing the old american bdu military uniform that i wore back in the day. i dont remember seeing him on all the youtube episodes ive found (227 of them, maybe im just dumb and forgot that one?)
literally the 3 kings of one-liners! i was weeping before the halfway point from laughter! love these guys!
Series 15, Episode 6 👍 Hope that helps
Love these comedians, one liners *chefs kiss, my favourite type of joke, Milton Jones edges it for me, only just though
OMG I JUST DISCOVRED this show!! LMFAO I AM Roaring!!! Brilliant!!
Stewart Francis! How I miss him. The best, no doubt. Love Milton as a close 2nd. Gary's excellent too but I haven't warmed to him as much.
Oh My Buddha, this is GOLD. Thank you so much, I'm headed for hospital now, with a busted gut.
Gary Delaney just spits gold after gold after gold. So so good
His jokes have all been used before by other comedians.
Anyone who can make Frankie Boyle laugh like a little kid has to be good 😃
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Right?!?!?!
It’s like the MOTW version of 8OO10C, with Joe Wilkinson cracking up Sean Lock (RIP).
What bit is it?
Definitely lad😅😅😅
This cured my depression 😂
They are all great.
Thanks for this compilation, these three are precisely my favourite one-liner comedians together with Tim Vine.
What am I going to do with two dead dogs! 😂😂
I'm nicking the Tetris joke for work next week. Thanks for posting, cheered me up.
Just don't tell it to anyone who knows that the creator is still alive, lol
love Milton Jones🤣🤣
Wipe the slate clean😂😂😂 i creased with laughing
All brilliant comedians. I love one-liners and puns.
4:24 Either someone let a seal loose in the studio or Jimmy Carr found that joke really funny 😁
That’s be Frankie but I get the joke 😂
Jimmy is my favorite comedian, Frankie is 2nd (and who used to write for Jimmy before he blew up).
I miss Mock the Week especially the Frankie years
Me too. Frankie Boyle was best
@gillmanningscox9662 there are entire episodes worth of Frankie 'to hot for air' material. My absolute favourite just brought filming to a standstill the panelist the audience everyone was in stitches Frankie in his glory 'scenes we would like to see' things you won't hear on points of view… I watched queer eye for a straight guy, so I made friends with some gay lads I thought they would give me fashion tips ALL they did was bum me 😆 🤣 😂 all the comedians cracked up and the audience didn't stop long enough for anyone to try to follow it was sheer Frankie being a comedic genius I wish I could do it justice but it's on RUclips somewhere it's so so funny the reactions are priceless Dara telling Frankie you cross a line sand your off the beach into tropical tundra (someone trys to continue) Dara's no no let's just take a minute with what Frankie gifted us. I don't know why he left but he was missed!
That's the best 80 minutes I've spent in an age😂.
Thank you fir sharing.
55:12 Best joke in the whole video for me
"I was shown into the Phoenix Hall, which wasn't there in my day." Comedic gold!
It’s insane how quickly they recall their bits from their standup and associate it with the topics on the board
You do realise they _pick_ the topics on the board before the show starts, right?
...and then they have rehearsals?
Please don't walk through life showing gullibility like this.
All the guys here are first class - congratulations 👏👏👏
All 3 are great, but for me, most favourite to least would be: Gary, Stewart, Milton.
Stewart Francis! Brilliant!
My friend says to me: “What rhymes with orange?” I said: “No it doesn’t!”
Gary, Milton then Stewart. All awesome
I gotta go Milton, Stewart, then Gary. But I laughed at all of them.
Milton for me 😂
Milton's spaced out expression while doing the most absurd one-liners and bright Hawaiian shirts and crazy hair is the best thing about British Humor.
50:02 wow we never get mentioned on nothing, class! Lol
If you like more one-liners, check out Steven Wright and Emo Philips.
Mitch Hedberg.
Tim Vine
Big up all three! Love mock the week!
Love 1 liners
All three of them are fantastic ❤
Gary all the way 👍👍
Milton is on top for me, he just cracks me up every time
I just love the way Milton Jones thinks! ET = and. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I particularly like his ABBA's greatest hits gag
Gary is most consistent, Stewart had the highest peaks (the school bit...omg), and Milton is the most creative. Everybody wins.
Thank you!
Gary Delaney is a legend. Saw his show a year ago, my ribs still ache!
Josh Widdecombe and Russell Howard are both like 'ah so thats what funny is'.
Great selection thank you!
Excellent
Class
There's only one winner here and that's the viewers.
"My car should be good, I've left it parked in a place called Bus Lane," is genius.
My parking is good. I came back to my car to find a leaflet. Fine parking.
Brilliant funny.....love one liners.
..sarcasm at its best.....lovely 😅 Stewart Francis funny funny guy 😅😅😅
Gary delayed wins it for jokes. But Milton jones is hillarious with his looks and silly Ness
Gary tells one about the confusion between a dentist and a gynaecologist. Tiff Stevenson was wearing the same gree dress as in 58:00 and I thought she was going to wet herself.
That joke about the Israeli roommate was halirious. A lot of them were reluctant to clap.
Stewart's the best.
Anyone remember a kids tv presenter in the 80s called Stu Francis who looked like a younger version of Stewart Francis but was English not American?
He could crush a grape........
Canadian, please.
Nice Brilliant 😂
All three guys are absolute geniuses, and the only reason I ever watched Mock The Week. Dairy O'Brain was just impossible for me to understand, and with everything he ever said finishing in "eerrrmmm", he did my head in.
The one thing I miss about TV during COVID was NO VOICE BOX LAUGHTER. The programs were so much better for anyone with an IQ over 80.
Stewart Francis is criminally underrated
Stewart is the best by far.
great
I miss this show.
There has been nothing like it since they stopped it.
Milton , different league
Had to pause to write my will and last testament after the Makeup Joke took me out
Edited: I survived but was later destroyed by the "Happy Birhtday, Dad" joke LMFAO
Milton is the best of them, the others are funny, but he's always the best at word play
WOT? Schadenfreude??? I had no idea it made its way into the English language.😮
I love them all but for me, Gary just edges it but, it's a close call.
I miss this show
You know you've made it in comedy when the audience laughs before you even say anything.
Big stew with dumplings 😅
The audience laughter is eerily consistent, almost machine like. If one didnt know better it couod be confused with prerecorded laughtracks.
Gary Delaney is a beast, his comedy is just fantastic.
Milton is ok, but in that 'safe, family-friendly' area of comedy, Tim Vine is the master.
Stewart is pretty good, just not quite on the level of Gary.
If you like boomer humour sure
Did Frankie just laugh like Jimmy Carr? 4:23
All 3 are great but sorry, Milton is the best. 👌
There are all great. I feel Gary has less content, as I saw a couple of his stand ups and feel I recognised most of his jokes. Milton gets some great offbeat hits but I feel Stewart is more consistently funny.
Tldr; all great, only winners here.
Phillip.
No
According to experts writing a few hundred years ago red wine is best served “chambre” which is translated as room temperature. BUT, room temperature back then was much lower than now with central heating and better insulation. I read that new rules say - refrigerate white wine at least 30 minutes before it is to be served; take red wine out of the fridge 30 minutes before serving. How many of us are able to measure the temperature of the wine? Who can wait long enough to get wine to the right temperature?
28.20 time? I didn't get that O2 joke and the uncle
Nobody enjoys these shows more than Miles
Stewart has the best delivery, and doesn't rely on being "weird", but he has been doing the exact same jokes for about 20 years. Gary probably has the worst delivery but also the more original (and varied) jokes.
I left UK in1995, thanks fuck for You tube cause this shit is gold, if you don't laugh its fucking you lol
Evening everyone, hope everyone's ok? Mx
"Because you'd be in jail........."
Stuart francis by a country mile. Gary delany laughing at his own jokes like a geeky weirdo and milton just waiting for a laugh with a funny face before he starts... stuart got class
Bang on!!
Hater, Gary is the one line goat
Most of these comedians would now complain about their own jokes.
Not a bad joke in the compilations
Gary Delaney Stewart Francis Milton Jones it was close
Best joke about medicine is the government telling us to take the covid jag.
Oh damn we found an expert. Tell us why the experts were wrong and your dumbass is right :)
Kudos to the American calling the trunk a boot 😅
Canadian please