Don't know if you'll see this but here goes: I'm not if you get paid or not for these videos, but if you don't, you have a heartfelt thank you from me, for making these. Thank you MindlessGonzo!
"I will look for you..." 20:23 Here's my version: "I will look for you, I will find you, and when I do, you will know that you are paying too much for your car insurance!"
(Unlikely things to hear at the UN) German ambassador: "For the last time, Mr. Pavlopoulos, we do not accept payment in ancient wonders. Now go put the Parthenon back."
I understand the first one of Miltons (forgot it right now) and I understand Timbuktu.....but what's the third one? Wondered about this since I first saw the episode.
Strict666 Mange Tout is French for “Eat All” (pronounced Mahnj-Two) and it can refer to a few varieties of small peas and beans. So “It looks like a runner bean, only smaller” can also refer to the same varieties of pea/bean. It’s an incredibly clever joke and all three variations made Dara and the other panelists laugh😆
Earlier in the show, Gary Delaney had tried to make a joke about either Princess Grace of Monaco or Princess Michael of Kent but had slipped up and said 'Princess Monaco of Kent'.
Try to forget that milk came out of a cow's tits? Are you kidding? The National Dairy Council used to run a commercial in America on the top ten reasons to drink milk. The #1 reason to drink milk, according to the commercial, was "if you can extract a better-tasting beverage from a docile barnyard animal, drink it."
I was kidding because (joke explanation ahead) Frankie is red-haired, quite effeminate sometimes, and everyone in the comments is complaing about his absence. No idea what her name actually is.
The reason he's not on Mock the Week anymore, was because his jokes became too: Offensive, Racist, Sexist and so forth. So he was actually kicked off Mock the Week, and is never allowed to return, EVER AGAIN.
WTF are you on about?! You know fuck all about me mate. You should stick to being in class if I were you, maybe that's where you left your manners and your respect for others.
I like this set, but RUclips likes it even more since it sends me back here pretty much constantly. I'm going to change my upvote to a downvote in hopes it sends me to stuff from the last year or two.
Jeg er god til at tale dansk. Derfor jeg kan sige Hun er god til at tale dansk. Well, i am not, but Google is. Use google translate, its got not bad Danish Well, not less bad then her at least D:
4:41
"From the makers of Timbuk 1..."
Ed Byrne's reaction has me in hysterics EVERY TIME!!
🤣 lol yes 🙌 it’s a brilliant running joke from Milton
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"GET IN THE CAR YOU TWAT" that is a line straight out of a Guy Ritchie gangster movie. I love it!!!
Milton’s dad jokes get the best laughs
Dara's reaction to Milton's hyena joke 😂😂
Thanks for putting all these together, it's my favourite part of the show :)
I read that in David's voice.
Buffoon1980 damm right.
Buffoon1980 has ji
The glass ceiling line was savage and will live in infamy.
That smile Hugh Dennis does when he's proud of what he's said
No! It's only wind.
And him being a smug bar steward
Its the fact that he stands there for validation after his joke that makes him good
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I get a kick out of it too.
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Romesh's Russell Crowe/Bob Marley crack had me in tears!
Thanks for sharing this. We don't get this in the States, and that's a shame.
Hugh's Ukraine Invasion joke hits different today
Hugh and Andy's little smile and head movement they do after is fucking amazing
omg, that fork lift joke from ed around the 1 minute mark. that actually happened with trump.
Exactly. We get used to joking about politicians, but when the joke becomes the politician, you know something has gone terribly wrong.
@baoboustravel4033
Some one once said Satire is dead pppolitics doesn't need comedians to make them seem ridiculous 😂
Why doesn’t this surprise me 😂😂😂😂😂
2:10 wouldn't be surprised if the Torries really did do this lol 😆
Ed Byrne is just genius comedy
Don't know if you'll see this but here goes: I'm not if you get paid or not for these videos, but if you don't, you have a heartfelt thank you from me, for making these. Thank you MindlessGonzo!
I don't, so you're welcome.
Wow, that is dedication, hats off to you!
@@mindlessgonzoalt - Then why are there waaay too many commercials?
@ RUclips allowed whoever claims copyright content the freedom to abuse this and do so.
@@mindlessgonzoalt you literally mean "the people i stole this content from' and tried to make them sound like the bad guy here.
"I will look for you..." 20:23
Here's my version:
"I will look for you, I will find you, and when I do, you will know that you are paying too much for your car insurance!"
16:44 This aged well.
Actually Russia had already 'invaded' Ukraine... they annexed Crimea in 2014 which is why he made the joke
That tumor joke by Hugh was the end for me...
The vegan laughed at Josh widdicombes joke about the octopus
"Of course I dusted for Prince"
(Unlikely things to hear at the UN)
German ambassador: "For the last time, Mr. Pavlopoulos, we do not accept payment in ancient wonders. Now go put the Parthenon back."
The Pistorius joke are hilarious and then Russell kane just made me die laughing
I'd kill to hear Hugh do his showaddywaddy joke again
Jimmy Savile's posthumous disgrace rather put pay to that one!
PLEASE GOD BRING IT BACK ALREADY!!!
We saw him, Adler , and the stunning Irish woman that scene just happened off-screen Ed
21:11 I don’t know what’s worse, 1. He tasted semen or 2. He already knew what it tasted like.
A religious biopic of our generation - from the makers of Archbishop Desmond Tu-one…
Some of my favourites:
4:37 - 8:14 - 20:00 - 23:47 - 25:13 - 49:50 - 57:58 - 1:01:00 - 1:05:30
The Oscar pistorius joke got me gooooood
38:40 What happens to Ed Byrne when he gets struck by lightning?
42:36 I’ve been binging these all day and I swear Hugh Dennis or someone did this exact same joke...
I don't have a clip of it . But it was Ed Byrne. He comes back on a few jokes later and yells "it's me!"
I understand the first one of Miltons (forgot it right now) and I understand Timbuktu.....but what's the third one? Wondered about this since I first saw the episode.
Mangetout - it's a type of vegetable of the bean variety.
By which time I was pissing myself laughing...
Strict666 Mange Tout is French for “Eat All” (pronounced Mahnj-Two) and it can refer to a few varieties of small peas and beans. So “It looks like a runner bean, only smaller” can also refer to the same varieties of pea/bean. It’s an incredibly clever joke and all three variations made Dara and the other panelists laugh😆
28:20 That had me rolling.
It's one of the few times Josh Widdicombe is genuinely hilarious. I'm not a fan but this one is classic.
Patient Man . . . .
39:11 that one took me a minute... 😂
u have to love milton...
“Anyone can make this. You can’t, Beatrice! Oh, sorry! You can’t beat rice!” - Milton’s best joke ever!
Unlikely things to hear at the world cup:
After 120 minutes of tireless football England win on penalties.
"This is shit, let's see what the Americans are doing."
Unlikely, but apparently not impossible!
Could anybody explain Widdicome's come back joke against Romesh?
You mean the not doing the laugh bit? It's a reference to earlier in the show.
Around 1:05:50 Jeremy Kyle is cancelled...predicting the future?
"Waz that u ere 4 a smear test?"
Never ever spat my drink out b4....till then! LOL
Harri v'Jah
I don't get that joke pls explain.
at a dentist, someone is getting a smear test (implying that the dentist examined someone's asshole for teeth)
Simon Eklundh a smear test is when a lady gets her area examined.
HellKaiserRika oh, I stand corrected, as a Swede, I guessed based on context
Simon Eklundh No worries. It makes the joke funnier tbh
I'd just like to once again point out that Sara Pascoe wasn't speaking Danish just then.
mZA Ex
I'm sorry, what?
I think everyone must have figured that when she said 'plinky plonken' 😂
I love trago Mills!!!
They got peacocks and everyfin'!
Insert Frankie Boyle fanboy comment
Peter Joy
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You have AIDS.
Happy now?
Insert comment whinging about political correctness and saying the show isn't as funny anymore
21:41 omg LMAOOOOO
58:58 That look from Dara 😆
'Ukip on the top bunk'
Can someone please explain the "Princess Monaco of Kent" jokes?
It's a reference to earlier in the show
Earlier in the show, Gary Delaney had tried to make a joke about either Princess Grace of Monaco or Princess Michael of Kent but had slipped up and said 'Princess Monaco of Kent'.
What does the phrase "he's appeared to have gone strawberry" mean? 51:20
A callback to an earlier joke Romesh Ranganathan made earlier in the show. :-)
25:12 🤣😂🤣😂😝
Hughs reaction is great
6:45 pretty sure that was the line they were standing behind ............... to begin with
16:44. That joke aged well 🤦♂️
Try to forget that milk came out of a cow's tits?
Are you kidding? The National Dairy Council used to run a commercial in America on the top ten reasons to drink milk.
The #1 reason to drink milk, according to the commercial, was "if you can extract a better-tasting beverage from a docile barnyard animal, drink it."
Yes Trago Mills!
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hugh will always be Dr Piers Crispin to me.😁
11:53 I’m taking GCSE media studies.
58:17, DON'T TOUCH THE MIC JOSH!!!!
There's a video in between the adverts
Them 5 second interruptions :?
Can someone explain the smear test joke at 25:16 ?
Went into the wrong office. Smear tests are for cancer in the vagina or butt.
Frankie was funny for a while, but became so predictable. That's certain death for a comedian.
Frankie go to Hollywood
I don’t get the Harp references. Can anyone explain?
I LOST THE GAME
You're welcome
So........... Old.......... Fuck sake
Nosaj *tips fadora*
Alice Works On Tuesdays
That’s depressing
. . . . great
Can someone please explain the Charlie chocolate factory girlfriend dead against it joke at 28:21? Thanks in advance.
sherryperry anal
Terry Tibbs lol Thanks 😂 I get it now
sherryperry no problem sugartits
dara forgot to say 'our quickfire round'
final^
They seem quite nervous or something. It's not the same at all.
THATS NOT DANISH DAMNIT!!!
58:55 worst Danish - sounds like a mix of Dutch and Italian
Who is the red-headed woman?
You must be mistaken, Frankie was not in this video.
Eva Lore 13:56
I was kidding because (joke explanation ahead) Frankie is red-haired, quite effeminate sometimes, and everyone in the comments is complaing about his absence.
No idea what her name actually is.
Angela Barnes
I don’t know who thought Katherine Ryan was funny and handed her a career
i loved he fukced up!
This is Donald Trump in a nutshell: 0:50
1:05:44 Ha...funny that.....
Mange one
You dont speak danish?
No I dont and niether do You lady. ;-)
What are these things you humans call... jokes?
58:55 - det er så dansk at det gør helt ondt...
I've no idea what she said. But I'm guessing it roughly translates to, "Bite me!" !!
when did dara participate tho anyone can give me the time stamp?
3:40 min true
I miss frankie boyle
I don't get the mr Chang joke
Two words: Tooth Hurting (and say that in a racist Chinese voice.)
hurty---the acceptable ,now racist, way of
mocking Chinese speaking English was full of 'you lookee',me likee, kind of stuff
Can someone explain Josh’s joke at 16:08 please?
Dark joke. Kid's asking about his papa, but doctors stopped by to say he died.
Jennifer Anniston and Adam Sandler in whatever pile of shit they're getting paid for 😅
Katherine is Too Cute & Hot! She'd totally be my Dream Girl! :3
TheOfficial AC98 and sara pascoe they are both beautiful
nicol papa joke please ??
It's an series of adverts for Renault from the 90s - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papa_%26_Nicole
Love Zoe Lyons. That's how fu*ked up I am. Always the unatainable. She's beautiful. 🥰🤠❤🙏
Certainly is shes gay as a weekend in Paris😂
2 now lol
Sara pascoe actually made me laugh
we need Frankie Boyle... like now
well good luck with that
+Mansoor Habib just because you don't like him doesn't mean he's not good.
The reason he's not on Mock the Week anymore, was because his jokes became too: Offensive, Racist, Sexist and so forth. So he was actually kicked off Mock the Week, and is never allowed to return, EVER AGAIN.
He went on record to say he left on his free will. He got bored.
WTF are you on about?! You know fuck all about me mate. You should stick to being in class if I were you, maybe that's where you left your manners and your respect for others.
Who's the woman? She's really pretty.
Which fucking one?
@@samlewis3555 The fat bald one pressing the button
4:37.
I like this set, but RUclips likes it even more since it sends me back here pretty much constantly. I'm going to change my upvote to a downvote in hopes it sends me to stuff from the last year or two.
Downvotes don't factor into the algo, I'm afraid. Especially since they're removing it to "stop bullying" the RUclips Rewind series.
which is amusing because almost all of the videos i watch on RUclips are of people bullying each other.
Who is the woman in this episode? She is so pretty and sweet, all that and funny too!
There were several, which one did you mean?
Angela Barnes?
Sarah Pascoe?
Holly Walsh?
Nobody beats Trago Milllllllls, beats Trago Mills
She aren't really good at danish😂😂😂😂😂
Nicolai Larsen
You're not really good at English...
Jeg er god til at tale dansk. Derfor
jeg kan sige Hun er god til at tale dansk. Well, i am not, but Google is. Use google translate, its got not bad Danish Well, not less bad then her at least D:
Virtue prediction highly affect destroy hotel confusion innocent.
Are you okay sir?
37:40
Internet trolls don't exist. Grow up.
This is beautifully ironic
😷👍 7/2020
Andy has O grounds to be a comedian is just not good sorry!
1 view lol
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+James Reene 80k view
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SquidCat YT 228,534
The token women they had to hire were universally feebly unfunny, weren't they?